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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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Lucy!
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I'm home!
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Lucy!
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(in high voice): Yoo-hoo!
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Where are you?
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I'm right here, dear.
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Lucy, how you've changed!
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Yes, it's a new way I'm doing my
hair.
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Where is she, Fred?
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She's gone to market.
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Oh, well, I'm glad to see
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that you're finally fixing that
drain.
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What do you mean, finally?
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When was the first time you told me
this drain leaked?
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The day after we moved here-- August
6, 1948.
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That's right, and that's pretty good
service for my building.
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Fred, aren't you finished with that
drain yet?
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Not quite.
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Well, come on downstairs-- dinner's
ready.
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Stop ordering me around, will you?
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Now, listen, Fred Mertz...
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Come here.
Come in, Ethel.
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I want to show you something.
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Come in here.
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You, too, curly.
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FRED: All right, all right.
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(gasps)
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Oh, a mink coat!
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Oh, Ricky, Lucy will just go out of
her mind!
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I ought to slug you.
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What are you trying to do--
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make a bum out of me?
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Don't blame that on him.
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You were a bum before he was born.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah!
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Hold it, hold it!
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This coat is not for Lucy.
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It isn't?
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No.
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Saved by the bell.
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I just rented it.
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One of the girls is going to wear it
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in a dance number down at the club.
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Oh.
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Well, don't show it to Lucy.
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You know how she's always wanted a
mink coat.
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Yeah, I know, but she can't have this
one.
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You know how much this thing costs?
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3,500 bucks.
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I may faint!
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Ricky?
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Yes?
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Could I play like it's mine,
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just for a little while?
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Sure, come here, put it on.
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Be careful, now.
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Don't wrinkle it.
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I won't.
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And don't get attached to it,
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Miss Minnie Mink.
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Oh, I can dream, can't I?
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Hi, everybody!
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ALL: Hi!
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Ethel, a mink coat!
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When did you get it?
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Uh...
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Just now.
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But from whom?
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Him.
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Fred!
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Oh, uh, wasn't that generous of old
fat Fred?
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Oh, my goodness, yes!
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What was the occasion, Fred?
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Oh, I just thought it was about time
to buy the old battle-ax...
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the-the little woman a trinket of
some kind,
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so I picked up that bunch of skins.
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Oh, bunch of skins.
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Isn't he wonderful?
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Oh, Ethel you look so beautiful and
so glamorous.
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Honey, look, I got something to tell
you.
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Don't talk to me, you tightwad!
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Lucy!
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It's a pity you couldn't buy me a
coat
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if he could buy one for her.
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How can you stand there and laugh
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when I feel so awful?
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You know I've always wanted a mink
coat,
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and now she...
(sobs) she...
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(wailing)
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Oh, Lucy!
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(door slams, Lucy crying)
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky.
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That's all right, Ethel.
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I'll straighten it out.
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(chuckling)
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Lucy!
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(crying)
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Honey! Honey, don't cry.
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Let me explain.
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Don't bother.
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Oh, honey, I'm trying to tell you
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that coat doesn't belong to Ethel.
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It's all right.
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I can wear this ratty old cloth coat
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for another four...
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It doesn't?
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No, I brought the coat home.
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Ethel was just trying it on.
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Oh, honey, you big, wonderful
husband.
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Wait, wait!
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Honey, you don't understand, honey!
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Yes, I do understand.
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You were just making a big joke with
me.
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Now, honey...
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Where's my coat?
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Where's my coat?
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It's mine.
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Oh, it's mine, Ethel!
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Oh, isn't it beautiful?
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It's just dreamy.
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Honey, honey, wait.
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Before you get too excited, honey,
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it's something I have to tell you.
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What?
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Well, honey, you see...
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You know what's wonderful about this
present, Ricky?
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You didn't forget our anniversary.
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Well, look, honey, I...
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It's the most perfect present.
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How did you know it was just what I
wanted, honey?
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Well, honey, you see, what I was... I
only...
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I had a hunch you'd like it.
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Oh, you had a hunch.
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And you two sly ones in on the joke
all the time.
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Yeah.
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Happy anniversary.
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Thank you!
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Ricky, I'm so in love with this coat
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that I'm never going to take it off.
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Never, never, never!
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Come on, Ethel, let's see how I look
in the full-length mirror.
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Come on!
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Okay.
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Come on, already!
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All right.
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Why didn't you tell her the truth?
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If I tell her the truth
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it'd get me in worse hot water--
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forgetting our anniversary.
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I should have brought her something.
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You brought her something now,
brother.
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She can't keep it.
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I got to get it back somehow.
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How? She's never going to take it
off!
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"Never, never, never!"
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She's got to take it off when she
goes to bed.
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Hey! I'll sneak it away during the
night.
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I'll open a few drawers, mess things
up a little bit
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and I'll tell her it was stolen by a
burglar.
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(chortles)
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Hey, you got something up there.
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How'd you ever get an idea like that?
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It's easy-- I think of it in Spanish
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and then I translate it into English.
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(door opens)
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(fakes snoring)
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Wh-what happened?
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Nothing, honey.
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Go back to sleep.
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Lucy!
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Yes?
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What are you doing?
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Washing dishes.
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Washing dishes!
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Ricky, anything wrong, dear?
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Wrong?
Oh, no, honey, no.
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Good.
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No, there's nothing wrong.
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I'm going in and get dressed.
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I want to go downtown
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to show my coat off to everybody.
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All right.
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Lucy...
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You see, it's not for me.
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It's just that I want everybody to
realize
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what a wonderful, wonderful husband I
have.
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Anybody home?
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Come in, Fred.
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I gather from the look on your face
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that Lucy is still attached to that
coat.
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I'm beginning to think that the coat
is attached to Lucy.
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I don't know what to do, Fred.
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The show is tomorrow.
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I got to get that coat back tonight
or else.
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Well, you got any ideas?
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No.
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But there must be some way.
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I got it!
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What?
It's simple!
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Just tell her there was an epidemic
of sick minks last year
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and one of the bad skins slipped past
the fur inspector.
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What?
Sure.
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And you have to have that coat
fumigated.
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Otherwise, she might break out with
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a very bad case of mink pox.
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Mink's pox?
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Yeah, and it sounds even worse with
your accent.
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Now look, Fred, never mind, I don't
like that.
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Look, you remember the idea I had
about the burglar?
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Yeah.
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All right, the burglar is going to
show up tonight.
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What?
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Tonight when we sound sleep,
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a phony burglar is going to come in
here
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and demand that coat at the point of
a gun.
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Hey, that's wonderful!
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Besides, there's been a burglar scare
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in the neighborhood lately.
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Yeah, that's what gave me the idea.
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Do you suppose she'll think he's a
phony?
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Not if you cover your face with a
mask.
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That's a good idea.
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Hey, wait a minute, now.
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I draw the line at prowling around
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in other people's apartments in the
middle of the night.
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Now, look, Fred.
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Uh... let's look at it this way.
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If you don't do it, Lucy will keep
the coat.
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Yeah.
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Now, Ethel wants
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everything that Lucy gets.
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Yeah.
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So pretty soon,
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you will have to buy Ethel...
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All right, what time do you want me
to break in?
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(door opens)
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(rattling of drawers)
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Hey, what kept you?
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You're late.
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Stick them up!
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Ouch!
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What are you doing with that thing?
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Come on, let's wake her up.
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I said stick them up!
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Stop fooling around with that gun.
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Why do you have to ham it up
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all over the joint all the time?
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Come on.
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Now, listen, you stay right here
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until I wake her up.
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Shh.
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Lucy!
What?
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Lucy!
What?
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I got a feeling there's somebody else
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in this room besides us.
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Really?
Yeah.
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(screaming)
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Hands up and keep them up!
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What's in this box?
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Please, Mr. Burglar,
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take our money, take our jewels
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but don't take my wife's mink coat.
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It's worth 3,500 bucks... oh!
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Is that real mink?
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No, no, it's mink-dyed imitation
skunk.
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Eww! Smells awful, you wouldn't want
it.
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Hand it over.
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No, no, no!
273
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:07,856
No, no!
274
00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:08,857
Hand me that coat.
275
00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:09,858
No, you can't have it.
276
00:15:09,858 --> 00:15:10,859
No!
277
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:11,860
Give me that coat.
278
00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:12,861
No!
279
00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:14,363
Lady!
280
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,634
Hand over that coat or I'll shoot.
281
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:19,885
Wait a minute.
282
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,221
Okay, go ahead and shoot.
283
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,678
Look, lady, I don't want to get
nasty.
284
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,896
Hand me that coat.
285
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,498
No! Ricky, do something.
286
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,465
All right, honey.
287
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,468
Listen, you, are you really going to
shoot us
288
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,971
if we don't give you this coat?
289
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,306
Yeah.
290
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,278
(screams)
291
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,063
My hero!
292
00:15:48,063 --> 00:15:51,016
Honey, your life is worth much more
to me
293
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,618
than a hunk of fur.
294
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,419
(rattling)
295
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,621
What's that?
296
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,622
A ladder!
297
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,491
Hey, there's something screwy about
this joint.
298
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,160
I'm getting out of here.
299
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,661
Hey, you forgot the coat!
300
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,663
Ricky, are you crazy?!
301
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:05,664
Give me that!
302
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,166
What's the matter with you?!
303
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:07,666
Honey, be careful.
304
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,668
I'm going to call the police.
305
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,669
Be careful.
306
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,395
Stick them up!
307
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,896
(screams)
308
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:21,897
Pretty good, eh, Rick?
309
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,150
Oh, you've already been here.
310
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,553
I have?
311
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,787
I have not!
312
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,309
Y-y-you mean that...
that... that guy was real?
313
00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:35,995
What do you mean?
314
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,365
There was a real burglar here a
minute ago.
315
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,199
Oh, no!
316
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,200
Yes!
317
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,201
Come on, let's go catch him.
318
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,702
I don't want to catch him.
319
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:44,703
What are you afraid of?
320
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,704
You've got a gun.
321
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,506
I don't think I'd better use it on
him.
322
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,707
Why not?
323
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,691
Good morning, Lucy.
324
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,975
Hello.
325
00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,977
What's the matter with you?
326
00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:09,978
Oh.
327
00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:12,331
Gee, I thought you'd be happy this
morning.
328
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,782
Believe me, I'd be happy
329
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,568
if a burglar came and didn't get my
mink coat.
330
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:20,339
Well, I'm happy about that, but I'm
so disappointed in Ricky.
331
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,041
Ethel, I'm married to a coward.
332
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,543
Are you still moping 'cause Ricky
didn't struggle
333
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,445
with an armed burglar?
334
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,130
Well, you should have seen it.
335
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,114
Ricky gave him the coat.
336
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,617
I'm surprised he didn't gift wrap it
for him.
337
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,552
Oh...
338
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,054
Well, the way Ricky was acting,
339
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,822
it's good the burglar didn't come in
and ask for me.
340
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,175
Now, Lucy.
341
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:42,478
I'm sure Ricky would have been brave
342
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,630
if he'd known it was a real burglar.
343
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,433
(gasps) Uh... I think I hear Fred
calling me.
344
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,767
Ethel, what are you saying?
345
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,103
What do you mean-- real burglar?
346
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,706
Uh... nothing, just, uh...
347
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,575
Ethel, what did you start to say?
348
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,444
Well, I might as well tell you.
349
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,645
It's better than
350
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:03,015
your thinking Ricky is a coward,
anyway.
351
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,216
Was it a real burglar or wasn't it?
352
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:07,019
It really was, but Ricky thought it
was Fred.
353
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,320
Fred?
354
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,823
Yes, that's why he didn't try to
fight him.
355
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,625
Well, why would Fred pretend to be a
burglar?
356
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,462
Uh... I can't tell you any more.
357
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,464
Lucy!
358
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,534
Please! I'm not a yo-yo!
359
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:26,221
Ethel, I want the whole story.
360
00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:27,723
All right, your honor.
361
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:32,077
Well, you see, Ricky didn't intend to
give you the coat.
362
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:36,682
He just rented it to use for a
dancing number down at the club.
363
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:40,486
You mean this isn't my coat?
364
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:41,687
No, honey.
365
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:42,621
Oh...
366
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,623
But at least you know
367
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,542
Ricky isn't a coward.
368
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,293
How do you like that?
369
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:53,532
All this time he let me go on
thinking this was my coat.
370
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,835
I've been living in a mink's
paradise.
371
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,305
Now, Lucy, don't get upset.
372
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,307
Oh, I'm going to get even with him
373
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,143
if it's the last thing I do.
374
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,261
I ought to carve my initials in it
375
00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:07,763
with an electric razor.
376
00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:09,064
Ohh!
377
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,766
What are you going to do?
378
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,484
You know that costume store downtown
379
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,353
where they sell imitation fur coats?
380
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,270
Yeah.
381
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,772
Well, I'm going down there today
382
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,490
and I'm going to get a coat exactly
like this.
383
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,092
And tonight when Ricky comes home...
384
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,583
Lucy, this is a pretty poor
imitation.
385
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,086
Don't you think Ricky will know it
isn't real mink?
386
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,588
Well, honey, I will,
387
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,373
but I don't think Ricky will.
388
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,874
You know how men are.
Yeah.
389
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:36,875
I've got this thing fixed
390
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,377
so it'll scare him to death.
391
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,762
Now, when we go out there, this is
what I want you to do.
392
00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,137
Have you figured out
393
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,139
how to get the coat away from her?
394
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,140
Yup.
395
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,141
How?
396
00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:54,643
I'm going to tell her the truth.
397
00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:57,145
Gosh, I hadn't thought of that.
398
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,948
But what of the anniversary?
399
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,367
I'll get her a couple of minks
400
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,486
and let her raise her own coat.
401
00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:08,490
Hiya, fellas!
RICKY: Hi, girls.
402
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:09,992
FRED: Ethel, what are you doing in
that coat?
403
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:10,993
I asked her to put it on.
404
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:12,494
I want to take a look at it.
405
00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:13,495
I'm thinking of restyling it.
406
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,464
Restyling it?
407
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,465
Yeah, I think I look better
408
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,966
in a short jacket, don't you, Ethel?
409
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,967
Uh-huh.
410
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,285
What are you cutting?
411
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:21,753
What are you cutting!?
412
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,756
What are you cutting?
413
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:30,762
Oh, no! No, no, no!
414
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:35,267
(babbling in Spanish)
415
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,768
Just a minute.
416
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,771
Oh, no, no, it's terrible!
417
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,273
They've gone crazy.
418
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,775
Crazy they've gone, both of them.
419
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,277
You know what I think?
420
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,079
I think that it's unbalanced.
421
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081
I think it needs shorter sleeves.
422
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,082
No, please, please.
423
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,583
Please don't cut it no more.
424
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,584
Please...
425
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,587
Oh!... look at that.
426
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,589
Well, it'll make a nice muff.
427
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,593
Hey, look at me, I'm a fur stylist!
428
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,097
Oh... no, no!
429
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,098
Oh, no, no.
430
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,099
There you are.
431
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,101
Congratulations, Ethel.
432
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,388
You're the first woman to ever wear a
mink T-shirt.
433
00:21:13,388 --> 00:21:14,890
Look, Ricky.
434
00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:18,393
Ohh!
435
00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:30,405
How do you like it?
436
00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:31,406
It's darling.
437
00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:32,908
Ricky sent it to me at noon
438
00:21:33,408 --> 00:21:36,878
and at 3:00, these came, and at 5:00,
this arrived.
439
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,879
Oh!
Isn't it dreamy?
440
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,381
Yeah.
441
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,882
Even though you didn't get a mink
coat,
442
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,934
I think you did pretty well for your
anniversary.
443
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:47,172
So do I, considering it wasn't our
anniversary.
444
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,726
Lucy, what do you mean?
445
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,228
Well, whenever there's a good present
in sight,
446
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,147
I always tell Ricky it's our
anniversary.
447
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,782
Oh, no!
448
00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,685
When is your anniversary?
449
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,186
It's on, um... uh...
450
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:02,954
Well, how do you like that?
451
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:06,658
I've fibbed about it so much and now
I've forgotten.
452
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,026
(doorknob jiggles)
453
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:13,031
Ricky, darling, I just love the
things you sent!
454
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:14,533
I'm glad, honey.
455
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,035
You know, I actually ordered all
these things
456
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,037
for your anniversary last week
457
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:21,039
but, uh, the store forgot to send
them.
458
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,040
Really?
459
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,443
Yes-- happy anniversary, Lucy.
460
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,129
Happy anniversary, darling.
461
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,989
(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
462
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:41,610
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