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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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Ricky, time to get up!
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Ricky, time to get up.
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Aw, come on, now, honey.
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You said you had an appointment at
11:00
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and it's after 10:00.
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(groans)
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All right, you asked for it.
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iBabalu!
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iBabalu!
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iBabalu-aye!
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All right, all right, all right, all
right!
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All right, I'll get up.
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All right.
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Ricky!
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Ricky!
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Yeah?
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Did you find out when you're going to
do your TV audition?
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No, I didn't.
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You did, too.
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I did not.
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It's any day now.
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They're going to tell me whenever
they're ready.
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You know, I've been thinking
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about shows like Burns and Allen.
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George Burns uses his wife on the
show.
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Why don't you?
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I'd love to.
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You think she would leave George?
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Oh...
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Well, I know one thing--
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you'll never be a success on
television.
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And what do you mean by that, pray
tell?
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Because you don't have a pretty girl
in your act, that's why.
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(under his breath): Here we go again.
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I'll get along.
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Everybody knows that you have to have
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a pretty girl in your act to
demonstrate
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the sponsor's product.
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Really?
Sure. She eats it or drinks it
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or waxes the floor with it or cuts
potatoes with it
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or drives off in it.
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Or smokes it.
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So?
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So how would you like to have
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your sponsor's product demonstrated
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by a gorgeous redhead?
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I'd love it.
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Oh, you would?
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You know where I can find one?
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Oh!
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Ay-ay-ay!
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(shouting in Spanish)
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Now what are you doing?
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I'm looking for my ear.
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Oh...
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You didn't really lose an ear.
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Eh? How's that?
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Oh, stop it.
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Honey, you know how I feel about
this.
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I don't want my wife in show
business.
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Why not?
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Oh, Lucy, we've been over this
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10,000 times.
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I want a wife who's just a wife.
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Now, all you have to do is clean the
house for me,
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bring me my slippers when I come home
at night,
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cook for me and be the mama for my
children.
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You never wear your slippers.
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It doesn't matter.
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Just do the others.
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You're missing a good bet.
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Huh?
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I say, you're missing a good bet.
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Am I?
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Yeah.
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How you figure?
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Because I can sing.
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Oh?
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And dance.
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What else?
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And tell jokes.
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How about it?
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No.
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No?
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No.
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Oh, you have no imagination.
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I'll bet if Ziegfeld or Earl Carroll
had seen me,
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they'd sign me up like that.
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As what?
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As a beautiful show girl.
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(doorbell rings)
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Go answer the door.
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Oh!
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(whistling)
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Oh.
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Hey, Rick, have I got news for you!
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Tonight's the night.
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Your audition's tonight.
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Shh! I don't want Lucy to hear.
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Oh. Oh, well, the network big shots
are coming down
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to the club tonight to audition your
show for TV.
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How do you know?
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Well, read this telegram.
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I opened it by mistake.
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Oh, here's some mail for you.
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"Dear Mr. Ricardo, we're coming down
to the Tropicana
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to catch your show tonight."
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Oh, Fred, that's wonderful!
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For goodness' sakes, don't tell Lucy,
will you?
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If she knows the audition is tonight
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she'll be pestering the life out of
me
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trying to get into the act.
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How am I going to get rid of her for
the day?
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Well, you could lock her in the
bathroom.
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If she stays in there as long as
Ethel does
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she'd never even know the door's
locked.
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No, Fred, I can't do that.
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Let's see what we got in here.
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Boy, what is this?
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What is all that stuff?
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Oh, it's our wills.
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The attorney wants us to sign them.
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Wills? Oh, that's a happy thought.
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Listen, if my show is not a success
tonight,
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I'm going to need them.
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Well, I wish I could help you.
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I wish you could figure
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a way to get rid of Lucy.
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Yeah?
Hey, I know.
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I'll have her take these things down
to the attorney.
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His office is way downtown.
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Well, that ought to do it.
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Now-Now-Now, listen,
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can I come and hear the rehearsal
tonight?
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Sure.
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Remember now-- tonight's the night.
Knock 'em dead!
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Shh!
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Shh!
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(mouthing words)
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(humming "A Pretty Girl Is Like a
Melody")
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Da, da, da, da, da, da
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Da-da, da-da-da-da
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Da-da-da-da...
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(drum beat)
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Lucy...
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Yes?
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No.
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Oh, Ricky!
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Don't you want to know
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who was at the door?
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Who was it? Your agent?
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Does he know when the TV audition is?
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What'd he say?
What'd he say?
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No, it wasn't my agent; it was the
mailman.
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Oh.
He brought some papers for us to sign
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and we got to take them down to the
attorney's.
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It's my will.
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Well, I'll get your breakfast.
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Your will?!
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Yes.
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What's the matter, Ricky?
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Nothing is the matter.
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There is, too.
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You're keeping something from me.
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You're sick!
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I never felt better in my whole life.
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Then you lied to me when we were
married.
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You're really older than I think.
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Now, look, honey, it's just good
business.
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The lawyer says I should have a will.
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Then everything is legally taken care
of
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if anything happens.
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I won't discuss it.
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Oh, look, honey,
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you have to know how things are
arranged
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so you know what to do when I, uh...
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when I go.
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Oh, all right, Ricky.
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That's better.
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(wailing)
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Now what's the matter?
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Oh, Ricky, I miss you so.
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For goodness' sakes, Lucy
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I haven't gone yet.
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Don't go, Ricky, don't go.
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Now, look, honey, I'm perfectly well.
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I feel fine.
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But let's face it.
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We all have to go sometime.
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We do?
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We do, unless you know something the
rest of us don't.
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No, I "dunt."
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I'll get your breakfast.
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All right, honey.
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He brought your will along, too.
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My will?
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Yeah.
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What for?
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You're the one that's going.
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Now, Lucy...
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What are you trying to do--
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shove me ahead of you in line?
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Now, look, honey,
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this isn't my idea-- it's lawyer's.
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We got to get them signed, and you
got to take them
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down to the attorney's today.
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Impossible.
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I have an appointment
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to have my hair dyed-- washed.
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They got to go today.
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Now, come on.
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Oh, Ricky, the attorney's way
downtown.
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It'll take me all day.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, can't they wait?
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Absolutely not.
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Well, why not?
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Well... Well, suppose you didn't take
them down
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till tomorrow.
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Yes?
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And we both got killed today.
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Yes?
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How could you take them down
tomorrow?
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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RICKY: Ole, ole, ole, ole...
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BAND: Ole, ole, ole, ole...
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Ah, ah, ah, ah...
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Ah, ah, ah, ah...
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All right, all right, fellows.
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That's pretty bad, you know.
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If you're going to sing, don't go:
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Let's go: Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Let's put some pep into the thing.
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What's the use of having a rehearsal
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if we're not going to do it right?
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Buffo, aren't you ready yet?
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MAN: I'm ready.
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Go ahead with my music.
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All right, give me the clown music,
fellows.
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(playing circus march)
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All right, wait, wait, wait a minute.
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Listen, aren't you going to do
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the cello bit first?
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No, I'm going to do the handstand
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on the handlebars.
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Oh, okay.
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(music resumes)
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Buffo!
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What happened there?
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Hey, buffo!
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What happened, kid?
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The brakes locked.
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The brakes locked?
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Oh, my goodness.
Sit down here.
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Are you all right?
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I don't know.
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He ought to lie down for a little
while.
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I'd better go home.
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And I'll go with him.
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Where do you live?
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Staten island.
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(moans)
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Look, you don't have to take him all
the way home.
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Why don't you take him to my
apartment, Fred.
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There's nobody there.
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All right, come on, Buffo.
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I'd better get the bicycle.
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I want to see if it's all right.
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Never mind the bike.
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I'll mind that.
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You take care of yourself.
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Don't worry about tonight.
275
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,263
I'll be okay.
276
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,765
All right, give me seventh in the
books.
277
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,767
Everybody on the downbeat.
278
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,269
(playing discordant notes)
279
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,770
Ay-ay-ay!
280
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,772
What kind of a start is that,
fellows?
281
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,775
(all shouting at once)
282
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:36,552
(screaming)
283
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,054
It's me-- Buffo.
284
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,055
It's Buffo!
285
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,057
Buffo, you scared me to death.
286
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,558
What are you doing here?
287
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,060
I got hurt at rehearsal this
afternoon,
288
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,562
and Ricky said I could come over here
289
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,064
and lie down for a while.
290
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,065
Oh... what rehearsal?
291
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,067
Are they getting ready for that TV
audition?
292
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,568
Sure, the show's tonight.
293
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,070
Tonight? Why, that big bum.
294
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,572
So that's why he sent me on a wild
goose chase--
295
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,074
just to get rid of me.
296
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,575
Well, are you all right, Buffo?
297
00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,577
Will you be able to do the show
tonight?
298
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,696
Well, I guess I can, if the bicycle
works.
299
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:04,897
The brakes locked.
300
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,282
Oh.
I'll take a look at it.
301
00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:07,783
Oh, you got it here.
302
00:11:07,783 --> 00:11:08,784
Yeah.
303
00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:12,288
How is it?
304
00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:13,789
Seems all right.
305
00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:15,291
Wait till I try it, huh?
306
00:11:19,795 --> 00:11:21,297
Oh!
307
00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:28,804
Oh!
308
00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:31,307
Here.
309
00:11:32,308 --> 00:11:34,310
Buffo, are you badly hurt?
310
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:36,812
Oh, you'd better tell Ricky to get
somebody else.
311
00:11:36,812 --> 00:11:37,813
But who?
312
00:11:37,813 --> 00:11:38,814
I don't care.
313
00:11:38,814 --> 00:11:40,816
Why don't you take my place?
314
00:11:40,816 --> 00:11:41,817
Me?
315
00:11:41,817 --> 00:11:43,319
Oh, don't be ridic...
316
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:13,566
Yo quiero pedir que mi negra me
quiera
317
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:18,070
Que tenga dinero y que no se muera
318
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,073
Yo le quiero pedir
319
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,575
A babalu
320
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:26,078
Una alegra mona como tu
321
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:30,082
Que no tenga otro negro para que no
se muera.
322
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,083
(shouts)
323
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,085
iCallo!
324
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,086
iSuave!
325
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,593
iBabalu!
326
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,096
iBabalu!
327
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,599
iBabalu-aye!
328
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,601
iBabalu!
329
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,603
(shouts)
330
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,105
Yeah!
331
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,607
iSuave!
332
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,108
(shouts)
333
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,615
iArriba!
334
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,621
Ole, ole, ole, ole...
335
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,122
Ole, ole, ole, ole...
336
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,124
Ole, ole, ole, ole...
337
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,626
Ole, ole, ole, ole...
338
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,127
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
339
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,129
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
340
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,631
Arriba con la conga
341
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,633
Arriba con la conga...
342
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649
Yeah!
343
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,653
iArriba!
344
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,665
iOle!
345
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,668
Yeah!
346
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,169
iArriba!
347
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,674
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
348
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,675
Yeah!
349
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,177
Hey!
350
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,981
Isn't Buffo here yet?
351
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:27,483
No sign of him anywhere.
352
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:28,984
Oh, that's a fine thing.
353
00:14:28,984 --> 00:14:30,486
Look at that, the sponsors are here.
354
00:14:30,486 --> 00:14:31,987
What am I going to do?
355
00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:33,489
They don't look too happy.
356
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:34,490
Are you kidding?
357
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,492
For them, that's hilarious.
358
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,631
Well, I'll just have to wrap up the
show.
359
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,133
That's all I can do.
360
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,634
Ladies and gentlemen,
361
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:49,138
we thank you very much for being such
a wonderful audience
362
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,641
but we'll have to conclude the show
because...
363
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,644
Have you seen a fellow named "Risky
Riscardo"?
364
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,146
I'm looking for a fel...
365
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,653
I'm looking for a feller named...
366
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,654
Who are you looking for?
367
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,655
(yells)
368
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,657
Who are you looking for?
369
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,160
I'm looking for a feller named Risky
Riscardo.
370
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,661
Well, I'm Ricky Ricardo.
371
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,163
Oh, well, pleased to meet you.
372
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,664
Pleased to meet you.
373
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,167
Do you know where I'd find Risky
Riscardo?
374
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,168
Now, look, clown
375
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,170
we're doing a show here, you know.
376
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671
Oh, I know, I know, yeah.
377
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,173
Well, what do you want?
378
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,674
I want to be in the band.
379
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,676
Oh, you're a musician.
380
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,661
I am?
381
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,181
Oh, I am, I am, yeah.
382
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,182
Where do I sit?
383
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,184
Hey, wait!
384
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,185
Come back here!
385
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,686
Now, look, come back here.
386
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,687
Wait a minute.
387
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,191
What do you think you can do?
388
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,193
You think you can just walk up here
389
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,195
and start working with a band
390
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,196
just like that?
391
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,197
Just like that?
392
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,201
What do you think this is?
393
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,707
First of all, I'll have to see your
credentials.
394
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,209
(gasping)
395
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,719
Listen, tell me something,
professor--
396
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,721
have you had any experience?
397
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,009
Come over here, please.
Professor,
398
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,010
come right over here.
399
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:21,013
(drum beating with footsteps)
400
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,515
Look, tell me something, do you play
that thing?
401
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,516
How's that?
402
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,452
I said, "Do you play that thin'?"
403
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,621
What "thin"?
404
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:32,274
Never mind making fun of my English.
405
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,776
That's English?
406
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:38,781
Do you play that instrument?
407
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:39,782
Where?
408
00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:40,766
Over there.
409
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,034
Where?
There.
410
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,035
Where?
Right there.
411
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,504
Oh, there!
412
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,426
Do you play it?
413
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,428
Well...
414
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,935
Yeah.
415
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,937
Well, I tell you what we'll do--
416
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,439
we'll give you an audition.
417
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,440
Huh?
418
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,441
We'll listen to you.
419
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,442
Play something for us.
420
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,443
No!
That's right.
421
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,444
Now?
Right now.
422
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,945
Oh, my, will you help me?
423
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,447
I'll help you out, sure.
424
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:12,448
Thank you.
425
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:13,949
You're welcome.
426
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,463
(drum beats)
427
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:35,471
(drum roll)
428
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,975
(drum riffs)
429
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:45,981
(drum roll)
430
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:46,982
(cymbal tap)
431
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,488
Well, here you are, professor.
432
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,489
Gracias.
433
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,491
Gracias to you, too.
434
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,993
(ratcheting)
435
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,668
(drum beat)
436
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,172
(drum beat)
437
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,176
(drum beat)
438
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,186
(cymbal crash)
439
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193
Yes, professor?
440
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,694
(mouthing words)
441
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,696
Oh, se quiere acompanamiento
442
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,697
con orquesta.
443
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:36,698
Huh?
444
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,700
Que se quiere acompanamiento con
orquesta.
445
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,702
¿Como lo quiere?
¿En cuatro, en dos
446
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,638
andante, moderato, por arriba?
447
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:43,872
¿Como lo quiere?
448
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,091
Gracias.
449
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,376
All right, all right.
450
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,378
We'll go with the professor.
451
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,381
On the downbeat, professor, we'll go
with you.
452
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,882
Anytime you're ready, professor,
we'll go with you.
453
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,070
(mouthing words)
454
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,589
(yells)
455
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:17,105
(band playing circus march)
456
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,111
Yeah, boy!
457
00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:28,617
(drum solo)
458
00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:30,118
Look, professor, professor!
459
00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:32,621
Come over here, will you, please?
460
00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:35,624
Look, professor, I'm sorry
461
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:38,627
but I haven't got any use for a
cellist.
462
00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:39,628
No!
463
00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:41,630
No. I'll tell you what, though--
464
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,131
we have a brand- new instrument...
465
00:19:43,131 --> 00:19:44,633
Oh?
466
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,635
And I've been looking for someone who
can play it.
467
00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:47,636
Oh.
468
00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:48,637
And if you can play it...
469
00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:49,638
Eh?
470
00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:50,639
You've got yourself a job.
471
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,140
Oh...
472
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,642
Eh?... oh.
473
00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:55,143
Eh?... oh.
474
00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:59,648
You want to try it?
475
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,149
Well, what is it?
476
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,653
It's a saxovibatronophonavich.
477
00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:07,155
Oh, a saxovibatronophonavich.
478
00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:08,657
That's right. You think you can play
it?
479
00:20:08,657 --> 00:20:09,658
Oh, sure, sure.
480
00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:10,659
Well, wonderful.
481
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:11,660
Bring it out here!
482
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,161
The professor can play it.
483
00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:14,663
We found someone who can play it.
484
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:15,664
Bring it out here.
485
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:18,667
Professor, we'll take care of the
cello for you.
486
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,669
It's a saxovibatronophonavich.
487
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:23,171
It's a saxovibatronophonavich.
488
00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:25,173
It's a saxovibatronophonavich.
489
00:20:25,173 --> 00:20:27,175
It's a saxovibatronophonavich...
490
00:20:27,175 --> 00:20:28,176
(whistles)
491
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:29,177
Professor!
492
00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,679
Right over here, please.
493
00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:34,683
Now, look, professor--
494
00:20:34,683 --> 00:20:36,685
all you got to do is give us a tune,
495
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:38,687
and you got yourself a job.
Right.
496
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:39,688
All right?
Right.
497
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,189
Go to it.
Right.
498
00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:42,691
(screams)
499
00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:46,695
That's it right there, professor.
500
00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:48,196
Go ahead, go ahead.
501
00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:49,698
Give us a tune.
502
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:09,268
(honking "How Dry I Am")
503
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,769
(hits sour note)
504
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,272
(imitating seal bark)
505
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,774
(whistle blows)
506
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,776
(band playing circus march)
507
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:21,280
Hey, professor!
Professor!
508
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,144
Ricky...
509
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645
Ricky, where you been?
510
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,147
It's after 3:00.
511
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,149
Oh, Ricky, talk to me.
512
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,653
Oh, I was only trying to help--
honest.
513
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:05,157
I never dreamed they'd offer me a
contract.
514
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,661
What are you going to do about it?
515
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,165
What do you want me to do, Ricky?
516
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,167
You know what I want.
517
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,669
I just want you to clean the house...
518
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,171
Oh, I've been doing that
519
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,672
ever since I got home.
520
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,675
And hand me my slippers
521
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,677
when I come home at night...
522
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,680
And cook for you
523
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,183
and be the mama for your children.
524
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:36,188
Let's see you pull that out of your
pocket.
525
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,190
Well, Ricky, that's what I wanted
526
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,691
to talk to you about.
527
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,693
I have a surprise for you.
528
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,195
You do?
529
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,198
Yes-- something that should make you
very happy.
530
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,984
Lucy, you mean...
531
00:22:48,984 --> 00:22:50,485
Yes, darling.
532
00:22:50,485 --> 00:22:51,987
Oh, gosh.
533
00:22:52,487 --> 00:22:54,990
I baked your favorite pie.
534
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,884
(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
535
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,988
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