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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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(soundlessly mouthing words)
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(soundlessly mouthing words)
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(soundlessly mouthing words)
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Hi, honey! Look what I got.
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Pretty good, eh?
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"Held over! Ricky Ricardo and his
orchestra
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at the beautiful Tropicana."
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Yes, sir...
isn't that wonderful?
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They want us to stay another four
weeks.
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If everything goes as well as it did
tonight,
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we'll stay there a hundred years.
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I took so many bows tonight
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that I got a charley horse in my hip.
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Boy, they sure recognize talent when
they see it.
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Good night.
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(screams)
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Oh...
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My goodness, you scared me!
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When did you sneak in here?
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A couple of minutes ago.
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Oh, I must have been so interested in
my book.
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Where did my book go?
Where is my book?
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It went out the window.
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Out the window?
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I don't see it anywhere.
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Of course not-- it's dark out there.
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Good night.
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Ricky...
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What?
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One of us ought to get up and go down
and get it.
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One of us?
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Yes.
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Which one of us did you have in mind?
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Oh, the one that's the biggest and
the strongest.
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Okay.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, Ricky.
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Now, look, honey,
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I'm a husband, not a retriever.
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Good night.
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How can I go to sleep till I know who
killed her?
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Let's see... it was either the
upstairs maid
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or the butler or the cook.
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It was her husband.
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Her husband? He didn't have any
reason to kill her.
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He was married, wasn't he?
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Oh...
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I can see it all now:
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He worked very hard all day.
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Got home about 2:00 in the morning.
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She started pestering him.
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Wouldn't let him sleep.
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He stood it as long as he could.
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Finally, he decided to do away with
her.
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So he got out of bed...
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...looked around for a murder weapon.
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A gun!
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Nah... make too much noise.
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A knife! Aha!
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Too sloppy.
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Aha!
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A scarf.
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Perfect.
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It would do the job quietly and
neatly.
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Slowly he approaches the bed,
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murder in his heart.
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And then...
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(snoring loudly)
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(snoring loudly)
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Good morning, Lucy.
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I had the most exciting time last
night.
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I learned how...
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What's that you're reading?
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Lucy...
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(screams)
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Gosh, did I scare you?
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No, no. I was just getting ready to
scream
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and throw my book out the window
anyway.
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I'm sorry.
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Gee, no wonder they call it
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The Mockingbird Murder Mystery.
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Every time I get that book in my
hand,
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it flies out the window.
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Oh, Lucy, forget that book.
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I had the most exciting time last
night.
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I learned how to tell fortunes with
playing cards.
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Come on in, I'll tell your fortune.
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Look, Ethel, we just rent this
apartment from you.
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It doesn't say anything in the lease
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about having to have our fortune
told.
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Besides, I don't believe in that
silly stuff.
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Oh, but this system never fails.
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It's just fantastic the stuff we
learned last night.
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Well, maybe the cards will tell you
where my book is.
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Now, Lucy, you've got to be serious,
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or the cards won't tell you anything.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Okay... serious.
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Now, we have here...
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Wait a minute, Ethel, what's wrong
with these cards?
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Oh, look, let's forget the
fortune-telling.
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You're right, there's nothing to it.
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Yeah, I know there's nothing to it,
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but I want to know what it is there's
nothing to.
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Oh, but really, Lucy...
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Why did you look like you did
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when you saw these cards?
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No, Lucy, please.
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(gasps)
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Now, what does this grubby little
group of cards
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have to say for itself?
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Well...
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this is your card.
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The queen of hearts-- that's you.
Yeah.
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And this card right next to it is...
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the ace of spades.
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What does that mean?
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Death.
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Death!
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Well, what's it doing so close to me?
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That's just it.
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When your card is next to the ace of
spades,
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that means you're going to be...
dead.
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Dead?
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Like in "as a doornail"?
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Oh, what's the matter with me?
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I don't believe in fortune-telling.
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I don't either.
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(laughs giddily)
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Well, what are you laughing at?
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I'm laughing at fortune-telling
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because it's so silly.
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(laughs giddily)
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(laughs forcedly)
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Do you know anyone who would like to
kill you?
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No.
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Well, then, you can see...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Last night I thought Ricky was going
to.
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Ricky?!
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Yeah... oh, but he was just kidding.
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I think.
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(phone rings)
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The phone.
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(screams)
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Oh...
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RICKY: Hello?
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Oh, Ricky got it.
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I'd better get him some coffee.
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MAN: Hello, Ricky?
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Yeah. Who's this?
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This is Jerry, your agent, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm way over in Jersey.
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Listen, I signed up that dog act for
you.
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They're all set for next week.
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Good, good.
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Yeah, and now I got to go see a
talking seal.
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Talking seal?
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Does he do an act?
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No, no. The seal is the manager.
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He's got a couple of trained people.
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You're daffy.
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Hey, listen, I want to give you the
dope on the dogs.
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You have to get it to the publicity
department
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this morning, or it'll never get out
on time.
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Okay, Jerry, wait a minute, will you?
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All right.
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Wait a minute.
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Give me their names.
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Oh, here's the dogs' names: Ann...
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Ann.
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Mary...
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Mary.
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Helen...
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Helen.
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Cynthia...
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Cynthia.
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Alice...
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Alice.
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...and Theodore.
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Theodore.
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Yeah.
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These are dogs?
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Well, that's the way they want to be
billed.
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Oh, and listen, while I think of it,
you know,
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your budget can't afford all those
dogs and a girl singer.
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Now, what are you going to do about
Marilyn?
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Oh, I didn't tell you, huh?
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Well, I've been wondering what to do
about her for a long time.
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I finally made up my mind.
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I'm going to get rid of her.
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Yeah, she's been with me a long time,
Jerry,
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and that's the trouble--
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she's been with me too long.
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After all, the same face night after
night
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gets pretty tiresome.
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I'll... I'll probably miss her some,
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but in a couple of weeks,
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I'll get another one
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and she'll be just as good.
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Maybe even better.
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Yeah, well, I guess you're right.
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A girl singer isn't the most
important thing in the world.
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Oh, before I forget,
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did you pick up that trick gadget for
the Western number?
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The gun? Yeah, I got it right here
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in my desk drawer.
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Oh, that's a good deal.
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Okay, then, I'll see you later, then.
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Good-bye, Jerry.
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Oh, hiya, honey.
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Hi! Hi.
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Listen, I have to rush right down to
the club,
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so I'll get breakfast down there.
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Bye.
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Good-bye.
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Oh...
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I'll be back in a couple of hours.
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Bye.
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Uh-oh, I forgot.
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(drawer slams)
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Ethel! Ethel!
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What's the matter?
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You're looking at a future doornail.
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Huh?
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Ricky just tried to kill me.
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Really? Then I'm a better
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fortune-teller than I thought.
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What am I saying?
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What are you talking about?
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I overheard him on the phone.
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He's been planning this a long time,
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and he finally decided to do it.
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Last night was just a dress
rehearsal.
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Oh, no, Lucy, you must have
misunderstood him.
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No, I didn't.
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He took a shot at me already, but he
missed.
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Was that the noise I heard just now?
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Yeah. he bought a gun especially for
it.
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Let's see if it's in that desk.
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(gasps)
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Oh, you poor, poor thing.
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What's that?
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Ricky wrote something
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while he was talking on the phone
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and he blotted it on this blotter.
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Where are you going?
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Mirror.
Mirror?
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Yeah.
Oh, so you can read it.
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My, you're clever.
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I don't read mystery books for
nothing.
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"Helen, Ann, Mary..."
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(moaning loudly)
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What's it mean?
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I'm not even cold yet,
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and Ricky's lining up girls to take
my place.
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"Helen, Ann, Mary, Cynthia, Alice,
Theodore."
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Theodore?
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(gasps)
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Oh! It's you.
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I thought it was Ricky.
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Well, what are you going to do?
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Just stay here and wait for him to
shoot you?
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Oh, I thought maybe I could talk to
him,
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make him change his mind.
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Are you crazy?
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I still love him, Ethel.
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Well, all I've got to say is, Lucy,
you're awfully brave.
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Oh, I'm not brave at all.
I'm scared to death.
272
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,373
Every time I think about it,
273
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,042
I get a sinking feeling right here.
274
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,043
(clang)
275
00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:28,447
You get a sinking feeling where?
276
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:29,665
Here.
(clang)
277
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,418
Here?
278
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,919
(clang)
279
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,588
What's that?
280
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,456
Bulletproof vest.
281
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,096
And that's not all I bulletproofed.
282
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,737
That's in case he shoots me in the
back.
283
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,239
I got it all figured out, Ethel.
284
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,640
I'm going to stand right up to him,
285
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,242
and when he comes in that door,
286
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,077
I'm going to say, "Okay, Ricky, okay.
287
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,579
What seems to be the trouble between
us?"
288
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,085
What are you doing?
289
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,754
A moving target is harder to hit.
290
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,591
RICKY: Lucy!
291
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,093
It's Ricky!
292
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,094
Where are you, Lucy?
293
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:16,595
Save me, save me!
294
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,097
Who's going to save me?
295
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,999
He won't shoot you, it's me he's
after.
296
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,885
Yes, but to get to you, he's got to
go through me.
297
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,386
Lucy!
298
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,387
Let me go.
299
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,889
Ethel, Ethel, you can't do this to
me.
300
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,890
You're my best friend.
301
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,642
I know I'm your best friend.
302
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,243
That's why I can't stand to see you
303
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,478
riddled with bullets.
304
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,479
But Ethel!
305
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,481
Ethel! Ethel!
306
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,983
Oh, hello, honey, there you are.
307
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,499
What's the matter with you, you got
an itch or something?
308
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,502
No, nothing's the matter with me.
309
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,504
What's new?
310
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,065
What's new?!
311
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,567
I can't go on.
312
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,568
I give up.
313
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,420
Go ahead, shoot.
314
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,354
Shoot who?
315
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,355
Me.
316
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,857
Don't talk silly.
317
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,925
Oh, you're getting smart, huh?
318
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,529
Guns make noise, the neighbors might
hear.
319
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,947
(screams)
320
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,449
So you're going to strangle me.
321
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,450
I'm not going to shoot you,
322
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,952
and I'm not going to strangle you.
323
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:33,539
Fortunately, I'm too big for the
garbage disposal.
324
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,875
Lucy, for goodness' sakes...
325
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,376
Honey...
326
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,378
Lucy, what's the matter with you?
327
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,381
Nothing, and there isn't gonna be,
either.
328
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,887
Honey! Lucy!
329
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888
Come out here, honey.
330
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,723
Come on, what's the matter with you?
331
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,657
Go away!
332
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:52,942
Open the door, honey!
333
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:54,944
Come on, honey, open the door!
334
00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,445
Go away!
335
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:57,947
Open the door, honey!
336
00:14:57,947 --> 00:15:00,449
Honey, please, open the door!
337
00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:01,450
Come on, honey,
338
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:02,952
come on, what's the matter with you?
339
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:05,070
Hey, Ricky, what's going on up here?
340
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,322
Oh, hello, Fred.
341
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,823
Ethel came running down to our place
342
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,325
and told me to hurry up here right
away.
343
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,242
What's the matter?
344
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,078
Don't ask me, Fred-- Lucy's acting
crazy.
345
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,815
Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary
people?
346
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,819
Crazy for anybody.
347
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,471
She seems to have some idea
348
00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:24,473
that I'm going to kill her.
349
00:15:24,473 --> 00:15:25,975
That doesn't mean anything.
350
00:15:25,975 --> 00:15:28,477
Sooner or later every married woman
decides
351
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,479
that her husband wants to kill her.
352
00:15:30,479 --> 00:15:32,481
She's usually right.
353
00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:36,485
Look, Fred, please, this is no time
for jokes.
354
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:37,987
She's really upset.
355
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:39,939
I've never seen her like this way
before.
356
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,273
Look, I got to go to the club
357
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,775
I got a big rehearsal over there.
358
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,777
I don't want to leave her alone here
tonight.
359
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,028
There's only one thing you can do.
360
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,831
The same thing I do with Ethel when
she gets upset.
361
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:49,832
What's that?
362
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,333
Slip her a Mickey.
363
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,835
A Mickey?
364
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:55,337
Well, not really a Mickey...
unfortunately.
365
00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:57,840
Just a mild sedative.
366
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,342
Here, I've got one here-- wait.
367
00:16:01,343 --> 00:16:03,345
That's a stomach capsule.
368
00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:05,848
Oh, there's that button
369
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:08,851
I want sewed back on my pants.
370
00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:12,354
Here... here it is-- here's the
sedative.
371
00:16:12,354 --> 00:16:14,857
Oh, great. If she thinks I'm gonna
kill her,
372
00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:16,859
you don't think she's...
she'll take this, do you?
373
00:16:16,859 --> 00:16:18,861
Just drop that in a glass of soda
water
374
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:20,362
and she'll never know the difference.
375
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:22,364
Well, it's not a bad idea, but I
don't know.
376
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:24,783
Now, that'll put her to sleep for the
rest of the night.
377
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,118
You go on down to the club.
378
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,319
I'll look in from time to time
379
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,620
and see that she's all right.
380
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,622
Well, thanks, amigo, I hope it works.
381
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,624
Don't you worry about a thing.
382
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,003
Lucy!
383
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,209
Yeah-yeah?
384
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,712
Come on, honey, have a drink.
385
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,713
Well, I...
386
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,215
I'm not really very thirsty.
387
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,718
Oh, come on, sweetheart, it'll do you
good.
388
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,720
Come on, honey, come on.
389
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,721
Well, all right.
390
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,632
Let's dance.
391
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,034
Dance?
392
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,652
Yeah, I haven't danced in a long
time.
393
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,154
Put your glass down here.
394
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,655
But honey, there's no music.
395
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,658
Oh, who needs music?
You dance divinely.
396
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,185
That's enough dancing, let's drink.
397
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,186
(gasps)
398
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,187
Look at that!
What?
399
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,689
That is the biggest spider I've ever
seen.
400
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,191
Where? Where?
I don't see anything.
401
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:32,995
Well, I gu...
I guess I was mistaken.
402
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:35,497
Oh. Well, let's drink.
403
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:36,498
Salud.
404
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:38,000
Gesundheit.
405
00:18:43,005 --> 00:18:45,007
No, wait!
406
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,508
What was that for?
407
00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:47,726
I can't do it to you
408
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,511
even though you would do it to me.
409
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,013
What are you talking about?
410
00:18:51,013 --> 00:18:53,515
I switched glasses.
411
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:56,718
I know you did, I switched them back.
412
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,742
You mean... you mean, I got the one
with th-th-the...
413
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,010
You certainly did.
414
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,980
(crying hoarsely)
415
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,492
Ricky... Ricky, come here, I want to
talk to you.
416
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,863
Ricky, no matter what you've done,
417
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,999
I forgive you.
418
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,903
Thank you.
419
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:35,390
You're welcome.
420
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,349
Gee, that's a powerful sleeping
powder.
421
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,852
Sleeping powder, ha!
422
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,721
The sleep from which no one returns.
423
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,657
Oh, honey, come on, you'd better lie
down.
424
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,658
Let me help you lie down.
425
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,660
Lie down, honey, lie down.
426
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,161
Don't rush me!
427
00:19:56,161 --> 00:20:00,332
I'll be lying down for a long, long
time.
428
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,006
Boy, that certainly did the trick.
429
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,655
(screams)
430
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,157
(screaming)
431
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,458
Where's Ricky?
432
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,960
He's gone. Are you all right, Lucy?
433
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,247
(crying hoarsely)
434
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,248
What happened?
435
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,450
I got a Mickey from Ricky.
436
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,887
This is it, Ethel.
437
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,290
You're just in time to say good-bye.
438
00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,491
Good-bye, Lucy.
439
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,692
Good-bye.
440
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,596
How long do you think I've got?
441
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,599
Not long.
442
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,600
I've got time.
443
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,102
I've got to.
444
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,603
What are you going to do?
445
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,105
I'm going down to Ricky's club.
446
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,107
If I can't have him, nobody else can.
447
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,408
I'll come with you.
448
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,409
Get your coat.
449
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,910
I'm going to rub him out
450
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,913
with the same gun he was going to use
on me.
451
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,867
(laughter and chatter)
452
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:26,868
All right, Ricky!
453
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:27,869
(yelling)
454
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:28,870
Lucy!
455
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,373
Lucy, what are you doing?
456
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,875
You know what I'm doing.
457
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,878
Honey, don't make a scene.
458
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,381
Hector, they're wonderful, they're
really great
459
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,882
particularly Mary and Cynthia.
460
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,884
Mary and Cynthia?
461
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,886
Did you write their names down
462
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:45,887
on the telephone pad?
463
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:50,892
Yes. That's Ann, Helen, Mary,
Cynthia, Alice
464
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,394
and that's Theodore.
465
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,896
That's Theodore.
466
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,749
Then that really was a sleeping
powder in my drink.
467
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:58,950
Certainly.
468
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,952
Well, then, what are you doing with
that gun?
469
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,954
I was going to shoot you.
470
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:03,822
(screams)
471
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,076
Oh, honey.
472
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,818
Hi, honey.
473
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,120
The opening was wonderful!
474
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,122
We were sensational.
475
00:22:40,409 --> 00:22:41,410
Good night.
476
00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:42,911
(screams)
477
00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:45,914
I hope this time you can't find it.
478
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,775
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
479
00:23:31,259 --> 00:23:35,263
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