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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Oh, boy, I ate too much.
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Me, too.
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I can hardly move.
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They make quite a picture, don't
they, Lucy?
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Yeah-- Porky and Fatso taking it
easy.
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Please, now, please.
No nagging on a full stomach.
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Besides, it's your own fault.
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You put too much food on the table.
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You didn't have to eat everything in
sight.
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I only ate 12 oysters.
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16, But who counts?
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Fred, did you really eat 16 oysters?
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You heard what the oyster counter
said.
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But I was doing it for you.
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I was trying to find you a pearl.
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Well, don't pick on him.
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Ricky ate more oysters than all of us
put together.
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Naturally.
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LUCY: What do you mean, naturally?
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Because I got more Rs in my name than
anyone else.
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Anyhow, the way you gals were
shoveling in that food
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I thought you were using a conveyor
belt.
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Can't help it, eating's my hobby.
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Yeah, you ought to watch that, Ethel.
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Course, it doesn't matter what I eat
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because it doesn't go to fat.
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Where does it go to, thin?
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For your information, loverboy,
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I weigh exactly the same
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as I did when we were married.
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Ha!
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Well, I do.
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Oh, come now, Lucy.
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Ethel and Fred and I have all
admitted
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that we're getting a little fat.
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A little puffy, perhaps.
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Now, why don't you break down and
admit it, too?
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Well, I'd be very happy to join your
tubby little trio
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if it were true, but it isn't.
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Oh, Lucy, you're among friends.
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Let's be honest.
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I am honest!
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When Ricky and I were married, I
weighed 110,
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and I weigh exactly that right now.
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We shall see.
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Now, don't bother getting those
bathroom scales--
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they're broken.
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I fixed them this morning.
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Oh.
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Anyway, I'm getting a little bored
with this discussion.
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Aren't you?
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No.
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Oh, whose side are you on anyway?
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I'm on the side of Ricky and his
puffy pal.
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Okay, on the scales, champ.
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This I got to see.
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Come on, on the scales.
No!
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You're the one...
Come on, on the scales.
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Oh, now, Ricky.
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On the scales.
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All right.
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How much do I weigh?
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45 pounds, and stop leaning on us.
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Okay.
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132?!
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On behalf of our tubby trio
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I welcome you to our flabby foursome.
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Well, now that that's over with.
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What are we going to do tonight?
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I don't know what you're going to do
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but I'm going out and kill myself.
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Honey, so you gained a little weight.
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Is that so terrible?
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A little weight?
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I walked into this room weighing 110.
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I now weigh 132.
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That's 22 pounds in ten minutes.
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Aw, Lucy, don't cry about it.
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What if I cried every time I gained a
pound?
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We'd be up to our ears in tears.
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Never mind, Fred.
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I'm nothing but a big, bloated bunch
of blubber.
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Oh, honey, now don't talk that way.
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I wouldn't want you any different
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than you are just now.
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You wouldn't?
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No... I like you plump.
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(wailing)
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I... I didn't mean it like that.
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I mean, you look swell!
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I'm not worried about you,
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but how am I going to look on the
stage?
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The stage?
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Yes.
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Oh, no, you're not going to start
that again, are you?
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Oh, I know.
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You don't want me in show business,
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but someday, in spite of you,
opportunity will knock
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and what'll happen?
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I'll be so big and fat
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I won't be able to get up and open
the door.
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(phone rings)
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Oh, honey, forget it.
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You look wonderful.
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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Hi, Jerry.
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What?
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Oh, this is a fine time.
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What am I supposed to do-- dance by
myself?
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Okay, okay.
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Well, look, try to get some girls
lined up
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and we'll have auditions in the
morning.
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Good-bye.
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Oh, hello, Jerry?
Hello...
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Listen, Jerry, what was the size
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of the new costume you just bought
for Joanne?
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Well, get girls that size.
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Good-bye.
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What's the matter, Ricky?
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Joanne is quitting.
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Who's Joanne?
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Who's Joanne?
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At a time like this, too.
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Who's Joanne?
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Why did she quit?
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Who's Joanne?
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She's getting married.
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Who's Joanne?
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She's the girl that dances with
Ricky.
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Now, what was I doing wrong?
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Now I got to find a girl who can sing
and dance
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and teach her the number by Saturday
night.
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(humming a merry tune)
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I can't think of a soul.
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Lucy, will you stop that racket and
let me think?
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What are you so fidgety about?
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Your girdle too tight?
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No, I was just about to suggest that
in this very room
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there's a very pretty and talented
young lady
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who is a wonderful singer and dancer.
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Who? Ethel?
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Who? Ethel?
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No, not her-- me.
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Oh.
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Oh, Ricky, this is a wonderful chance
for me.
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I know the number.
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I can take Joanne's place. Please?
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No, that's out of the question.
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Give me one good reason.
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Well, you're...
You're too fat.
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Fat?!
You said so yourself.
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Plump maybe, but not fat.
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Come on, Fred, we'd better go.
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No, let's stay and see the fun.
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Then you won't have to hang out
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the bathroom window
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to hear what they're saying.
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Come on.
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No, now you two stay right there.
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I want you for witnesses.
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Ricky Ricardo, I'm asking you
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to give me the same chance you would
give anyone else.
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Let me come down and audition for you
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just as if I were a stranger.
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You can forget you ever knew me.
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That's a very tempting offer.
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Oh, can I audition for you, Ricky?
Can I?
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All right, all right.
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You can come down and audition in the
morning.
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Good! Fred and Ethel, now, you heard
that.
You're witnesses.
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But it's gonna be strictly business.
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I never saw you before in my life.
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Okay, Lucy?
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Lucy?
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I beg your pardon.
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Have we been introduced?
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(playing piano)
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Pardon me, but is this
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where Ricky Ricardo is auditioning
girls
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for the dance?
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Yeah, honey, but if I had known
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he wanted older women,
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I'd have brought my mother.
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Don't pay any attention to her,
honey.
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I guess we're all auditioning
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for the same part, huh?
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Can I give you a tip?
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Oh, yes.
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I've known Ricky Ricardo for a long
time.
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Oh?
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You're not his type.
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Hi, Marco.
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Hi, girls.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.
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Now, let's all line up here, please.
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Let's all line up.
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We might as well get started.
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Let's see what you can...
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See what you can do.
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We'll, uh...
we'll start with a time step.
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All right, Marco, go ahead.
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(piano plays)
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That's fine, that's fine.
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That's enough for now.
That's enough for now.
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That's fine.
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All right, girls.
That's fine.
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Now, um..., you're all size 12,
aren't you?
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DANCERS: Yes.
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Uh... yeah.
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Well, that's good
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because whoever gets the job has to
wear this size-12 costume.
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Now, uh... miss...
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Uh...?
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MacGillicuddy.
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MacGillicuddy.
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Over here, please.
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Yes, sir.
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Now, take this costume into the
dressing room and put it on,
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and then we'll see what you can do
with the number.
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Yes, sir, thank you.
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All right.
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Miss Macgoullucuddy, uh...
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how are you coming along?
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(strained voice): Oh, I've almost got
the costume on.
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Well, hurry up.
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We're waiting.
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I'll be right there.
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All I have to do is fasten it.
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We're waiting.
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Just this one last...
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(groans)
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(ripping noise)
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Oh!
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What happened?
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It was a very small size 12.
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Mira lo que lo hizo al vestido.
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Mira lo que le paso el vestido.
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Me dijo que tenia un size 12
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y se lo puso, y lo rompio todo
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para que se puso el vestido
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si sabia que no iba a caber?
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Gracias.
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Now I got to get a new costume.
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Oh, no, you don't, Mr. Ricardo.
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It's only split in the seams.
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I can sew it up myself.
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Now, look, never mind.
Just take it off
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and leave it in the dressing room
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and don't call us, we'll call you.
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Oh, but Mr. Ricardo...
What?
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If I get thin enough to fit the
dress,
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can I have the part?
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Look, the number goes in by Saturday.
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You couldn't possibly get thin enough
by then.
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But if I can, can I?
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All right, all right.
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Now, good-bye, good-bye.
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You heard him, Ethel.
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If I get thin enough to fit the
dress, I can have the part.
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Do you really think you can take off
12 pounds in four days?
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I'm going to get rid of this fat
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if I have to chop it off with a
cleaver.
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(running footsteps)
268
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:50,476
Hey, wait!
269
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,778
That was the last lap.
270
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:53,979
Oh, that's great.
271
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,682
You did that in 2½ minutes flat.
272
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,101
You now hold the national indoor
record
273
00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:01,604
for the around-the- fourth-floor
dash.
274
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,123
You've done good work.
275
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,025
You deserve a rest period.
276
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,027
Thanks.
277
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,096
Okay, time's up.
278
00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:13,249
Now, you have time
279
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:15,034
to jump this rope 500 times
280
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,036
before the boys come home for dinner.
281
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,790
Two hundred?
282
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,291
One hundred?
283
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:25,845
Well, do as many as you can.
284
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:37,773
Uh... one!
285
00:12:37,773 --> 00:12:39,775
Uh... two!
286
00:12:39,775 --> 00:12:40,776
Uh... higher!
287
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,033
Oh, you poor little thing.
288
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,169
You've worked very hard.
289
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,537
Let's weigh you in.
290
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,584
Come on.
291
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:08,621
(grunts)
292
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,623
Stiffen up, Lucy.
293
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,926
(gasps)
294
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,595
Another five ounces.
295
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,316
In three days, you've lost almost two
pounds.
296
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,667
Keen.
297
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,269
Oh, don't get discouraged.
298
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,937
Only ten pounds more to go.
299
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,922
We'll get you into size 12.
300
00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:29,909
Yeah, a size-12 shroud.
301
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,695
Now, take a shower and clean up.
302
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:38,350
I'll get dinner.
303
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,552
Dinner?
304
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,758
Okay.
305
00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,365
What's the matter?
306
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,034
I can't seem to move.
307
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,970
Could you point me in the right
direction?
308
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,445
Thanks.
309
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,988
Here you are, Ricky.
310
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:16,989
Oh, thank you.
311
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,208
Here you are, Fred, a nice juicy
steak.
312
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,210
Oh, I love steak.
313
00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:26,065
I hope you don't mind us bringing
Butch along?
314
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:26,999
Not at all.
315
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,001
If he behaves himself, we'll give him
the bone.
316
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,002
Oh, he's a good dog.
Best dog in the...
317
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,437
Here you are, Lucy.
318
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,807
Oh, no, that's yours.
319
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,226
How's your steak, Fred?
320
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,612
Perfect-- just the way I like it.
321
00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:57,963
Is your steak all right, Ricky?
322
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,748
Oh, delicious.
How's yours?
323
00:14:59,748 --> 00:15:01,250
Fine, nice and tender.
Good.
324
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,137
How's your celery, Lucy?
325
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,089
Oh, delicious, thanks.
326
00:15:07,089 --> 00:15:08,591
Is it cooked enough for you?
327
00:15:08,591 --> 00:15:12,094
Oh, yes, just the way I like it, nice
and tender.
328
00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:14,096
Will you pass the potatoes, Rick?
329
00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:15,598
Sure thing, here you go.
330
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:16,882
Thanks.
331
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,384
Oh, could I have a biscuit, Fred?
332
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,386
Sure, you can have a biscuit.
333
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,387
Excuse me.
334
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,721
Thank you.
335
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:23,689
Want a biscuit, Ricky?
336
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,657
Mm-hmm.
337
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,975
Thank you.
338
00:15:25,975 --> 00:15:28,978
Hey, Fred, could I have the potatoes
back, please?
339
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:30,479
Sure, you may.
340
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,412
Thank you, Fred.
341
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,414
You know, I'm forgetting about poor,
old Butch.
342
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,416
Hey, yeah, don't forget about him.
343
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,817
I'm going to give him
344
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,819
a nice, juicy piece of this steak.
345
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,020
Do you mind?
Go ahead.
346
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,221
Come on, Butch.
347
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,089
Sit up there, boy.
348
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,590
There you are.
349
00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,591
Sit up now.
350
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:00,592
There you go.
351
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,895
You going to thank me?
352
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,563
Huh?
353
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,432
Well, I can't stand anymore.
354
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,434
I'll be back later.
355
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,937
ETHEL: Ah! Stay out of the kitchen.
356
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,440
FRED: How about another biscuit,
Ethel?
357
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,441
ETHEL: Uh-huh.
358
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,442
There you are.
359
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,943
RICKY: Hey, Fred,
360
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,945
string beans?
361
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:23,449
FRED: Sure, these are good for you.
362
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,950
Full of iron.
363
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,452
ETHEL: There you are, Ricky.
364
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,953
RICKY: Thank you.
365
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,958
Hey, I didn't give Butch anything.
366
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,461
Here you are, Butch.
367
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,963
Aren't you going to thank me?
368
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,970
Nice Butch, nice Butch.
369
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,109
(Lucy growls and barks)
370
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,478
Who's under there?
371
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,387
RICKY: Who's under the table?
372
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,455
Nobody here but us dogs.
373
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:09,044
Lucy.
374
00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:11,296
Come out from under the table.
375
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,502
Now, what do you got to say for
yourself?
376
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,003
(barks)
377
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,505
Lucy.
378
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:23,008
All right, you don't have to get
nasty about it, I'm leaving.
379
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,510
Where are you going?
380
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,012
I'm going down to the corner bakery
381
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,013
and smell the bread.
382
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:41,326
Okay, Lucy, let's get started on our
road work for the day.
383
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,327
What's that?
384
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,296
A human pressure cooker.
385
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,581
Where'd you get it?
386
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:46,532
I rented it.
387
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,283
You really are determined, aren't
you?
388
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:49,785
Of course-- I'm going to do
389
00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:51,787
that number with Ricky tonight.
390
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,639
Did you lose enough weight?
391
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,808
I've got five more pounds to lose
392
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,409
and five hours to do it in.
393
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,610
This is my last day.
394
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,763
If you spend five hours in that
395
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:02,714
it really will be your last day.
396
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,466
Well, it's my only chance, Ethel.
397
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,969
Okay, I only hope you know what
you're doing.
398
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,470
I do.
399
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:09,772
Check me at 6:00 tonight.
400
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:12,091
You're not really going to spend
401
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,292
all that time in there?
402
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,493
I certainly am.
403
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,978
All right.
404
00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:18,480
They'll have to pick you up with a
blotter.
405
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,117
Okay, honey, it's 6:00.
406
00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:23,619
How are you doing?
407
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,120
Lucy!
408
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,472
Where are you?
409
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,874
Lucy!
410
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,376
Lucy.
411
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,148
Is this all that's left?
412
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,550
Practically.
413
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,053
Oh, Lucy, you gave me an awful
fright.
414
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,055
Thank heavens you're here.
415
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,356
I'm here, all right.
416
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,591
120 pounds of me.
417
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,809
You did it.
418
00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:48,894
I'm going down to the club and do
that number.
419
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,929
What about that other girl Ricky
hired?
420
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,232
I'll take care of her somehow.
421
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,236
Do you really think you can make it?
422
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,237
Oh, don't worry.
423
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:02,524
I'm as strong as...
as a very weak horse
424
00:19:02,524 --> 00:19:04,526
but I'll make it.
425
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,283
(band starts a rumba)
426
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,291
They call me Cuban Pete
427
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,293
I'm the king of the rumba beat
428
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,295
When I play the maracas
429
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,131
I go chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky-boom
430
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,933
Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete
431
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,935
I'm the craze of my native street
432
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,837
When I start to dance
433
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,207
Everything goes chick-chicky- boom,
chick-chicky-boom
434
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,527
There's señoritas, they sing and how
they swing
435
00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:39,845
With this rumbero
436
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,813
It's very nice
437
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,316
So full of spice
438
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,318
And when they're dancing
439
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,321
They bring a happy ring of vaqueros
440
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,824
Singing a song all the day long
441
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:57,629
So if you like the beat, take a
lesson from Cuban Pete
442
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,631
And I'll teach you to
chick-chicky-boom
443
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,633
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom
444
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,385
Si, señorita, I know
445
00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:06,738
That you will like the
chicky-boom-chick
446
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:11,143
Because it's the dance of Latin
romance
447
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,946
And Cuban Pete doesn't teach you in a
hurry
448
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,547
Like Arthur Murray
449
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,902
I come from Havana and there's always
mañana.
450
00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:22,404
So señorita...
451
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,863
Oh, no.
452
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,669
They call me Sally Sweet
453
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,972
I'm the queen of Delancy Street
454
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:41,373
When I start to dance
455
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,874
Everything goes chick-chicky-boom
456
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,376
Chick-chicky-boom.
457
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,679
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya.
458
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,014
Excuse me, Mr. Pete.
459
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,382
Yes, ma'am.
460
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,384
Have the Cubans a different beat?
461
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,686
If they have, will you teach me
462
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,689
To chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky-boom?
463
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,957
Si, señorita
464
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,158
I know that you will like
465
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:01,610
The chicky-boom-chick.
466
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,611
Yeah, man.
467
00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:03,895
It's very nice
468
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,632
So full of spice
469
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,951
I place my hand on your hip
470
00:21:08,951 --> 00:21:12,404
And if you will, just give me your
hand
471
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,006
Then we shall try
472
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,375
Just you and I.
473
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:38,597
Hey! Hey!
474
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:09,861
Hey!
475
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,147
Ricky?
476
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,565
Yes, Lucy?
477
00:22:30,565 --> 00:22:33,418
Do I get to be in the show every
night now, Ricky?
478
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,020
Well, I'm afraid not, honey.
479
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:35,821
You were wonderful, but the doctors
say
480
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,223
you got to stay in bed for three
weeks.
481
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,625
You're suffering from malnutrition.
482
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,627
Ew...
483
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,649
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