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Hello?
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Who's there?
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Hi.
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Hello...? Oh! He spoke to me!
He knows I exist!
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They're early!
Alison, I can see their car!
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What is he talking about?
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Our first guests, down at
the Gatehouse.
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The Gatehouse?! So exciting.
Oh!
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Do you want to go, or shall I?
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But who are they?
Is there a vetting process?
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Shall we go together?
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Er, sure. Yeah.
Or is that creepy?
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Oh. Er... You go. You go.
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Good luck.
OK. All right. Won't be long.
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What are their connections?
What is their circumstance?
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Or are you just inviting people
in willy-nilly?
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I quite agree, Fanny.
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They're just coming for their
holidays! Their what?
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I mean, I can show you
their booking if you really want.
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I'm sure they're a lovely couple.
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It's their anniversary.
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Oh! Hello?
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Dirty weekend?
Don't even think about it.
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What? They're the first ones
to leave a review, OK?
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It has to go well.
Just leave them alone.
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All right, all right,
all right, fun police.
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What is she thinking?
Honestly!
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The body
had been remarkably preserved
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over the centuries in the ice.
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Using state-of-the-art
3D modelling,
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researchers have been able
to create this image
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of what the iceman
would have looked like.
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And viewers
can see the full story
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in tonight's special,
The Man In The Ice.
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- I know that guy!
- Huh?
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{an8}With me, Robin.
Honestly! I swear on my life.
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You're dead, mate!
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I mean, it could be anyone.
They all, y'know...
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They what? Look the same?
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I didn't say that. You do tell a lot
of tall tales, truth be told.
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Look, I met the guy.
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When? Where?
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Well, I don't know.
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It was long time ago!
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Hmm... I met him!
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Ooh...!
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It is exciting meeting someone
off the telly, though, isn't it?
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You know, someone famous?
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I actually met Bobby Davro
in the changing rooms
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of the Thimbleby Leisure Centre.
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I lent him my talc.
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Mm. I met Field Marshal
Harold Alexander.
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Bally hero. Anyone else?
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Byron. Was a tosspot.
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I suppose if I'd lived
a little longer,
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I might have met
someone interesting.
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I met the Elephant Man.
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Elephant Man?
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What? You met John Merrick?
What was he like?
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Rather boring. Couldn't
see the fuss.
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Hmm, let me see...
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How about... the Queen?!
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Ooh! Very good.
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Beat that.
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Henry VIII.
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Even better. Touche.
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I think Humphrey takes it.
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How did it go? Did you show them
round? Yeah.
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Did they like
the bottle of wine?
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I don't know. They didn't
drink it in front of me.
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Well, how did they seem?
They seemed...
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all right. Yeah. They didn't
really say much, to be honest.
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Oh. Probably waiting for you
to get out
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so they could get it on!
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Do you think
they were disappointed?
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Maybe the photos
make it look too good.
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Or maybe they just had a long
journey. So they were tired.
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I don't know! Well, did they ask
for anything else?
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Just extra pillows.
Great. Cool. Yeah.
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Well, we can do that. I'll just go to
the basement and get some covers.
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OK. Alison?
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I'll come, too.
Oh! Erm...
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Extra pillows?! Who do these people
think they are,
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the Princess and the Pea?!
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What? I knew you'd
regret this, Alison.
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You've got a couple
of perfect strangers
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in the servants' quarters
while you, the lady of the house,
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running around after them
like the maid.
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The world's gone
absolutely topsy-turvy.
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They're on holiday, that's all.
And they're paying us.
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Exactly. You're the staff.
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Oh...
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Ah! I'd love a little holiday, me.
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What be "holly day"?
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You mean you've never
been on holiday, Mary?
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Don't think so.
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Oh, Mary! Where do I start?
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Can I come with you
to see the guests?
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Erm, it's a bit... I kind of
want to be able to concentrate.
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Come on, then, tell us.
What did he say?
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He said hello to me. Well, he said
hello to both of us.
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Well, he was looking at me.
Was he? Yeah. I don't know he was.
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Does he look as good
in real life?
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All right. He looked
better, if anything.
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He's so elegant,
the way he moves, in't he?
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Really, like, demure,
like a... flamingo or something.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh!
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Are you talking about Thomas?
Yeah.
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I just wish I could get to know
him. I reckon he'd be really
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sensitive and attentive.
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Yeah, careful what you wish for!
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I mean, I know him.
He's one of my best friends.
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I could definitely introduce
you to him, if you like.
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What?!
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That is such a good idea,
Kitty. He would love that.
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Are you serious?
Really? My Lord!
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In real, real life?
I can't believe that.
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WOMAN CRIES Are you all right?
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What happened to yous?
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Just excited. Yeah. Yeah!
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I just remember his name!
The guy from the television.
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What was it?
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Hat.
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Sorry, "Hat"?
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Hat.
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Like... a hat?
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Yeah, but this was before hats.
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Well, they're not going
to find out his name
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by studying his bones, are they?
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This doesn't prove
a thing, Robin.
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His name was Hat!
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Oh! I remember now,
we make a trade.
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He give me furs and I give
him special tool.
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It was a stone tied to a stick!
He's so naive.
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You can say what you like, Robin,
but it's hardly evidence, is it?
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Hmm? Ach!
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Ooh! Alison!
Bogeys at six o'clock.
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Oh, they're with me.
Hiya, Thomas.
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Hi. How are you doing today?
All right?
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Er, yes, thank you.
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So, these guys are really,
really big fans of yours,
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and if it's not too much trouble,
they'd like to meet you.
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Really?
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I was... meant to start
working on a new...
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but... but it's fine, it can
wait. Bring them forward.
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Come forward.
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Yes, that's it.
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Hi. Hello.
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Can I just say,
I think you're amazing.
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We think you're amazing.
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Really amazing.
Thank you.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Er, yes, quickly. Be quick.
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What's your favourite, erm...
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animal?
That's a good one.
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Probably a wild tiger.
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Yes! I told you!
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I told YOU that! Yes? You?
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Er, wh-wh-what's
your favourite colour?
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Burgundy, big time.
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No way!
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Alison? Yeah?
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What the bally heck is going on?
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Ah. They took a bit of a shine
to my painting of Thomas
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in the basement. Right.
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And now he's some sort of demi-god?
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They love him. What's
wrong with that?
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It's absurd! I mean, look at him.
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Alison, could we have a picture
with Thomas, please?
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Er, yeah, all right. OK.
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Very well.
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Can you do that?
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OK...
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In-between you both?
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah.
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Er, did you mean a painting?
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Oh, yeah. Doesn't have to be a big
one. Yeah just a little one.
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No! What's the matter with her?
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Cow. She's not doing the painting?
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For goodness' sake!
Don't ask, don't get.
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Yeah, exactly.
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She's not doing them today, guys.
She's not doing paintings.
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What about tomorrow? You'd have to
ask about tomorrow.
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I will.
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Oh-ho-ho! Didn't take long!
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Wha'?
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Ah!
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GRUNTS Oh!
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Great minds, eh?
Er, well, no, no.
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I simply wanted to see
who was lording it over Alison.
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Well, I'll let you know
when the action starts.
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I told you, I'm not
remotely interested
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in watching this man and his wife
in the throes of marital...
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Oh!
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Your pillows.
I'm Alison, by the way.
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Shameful! Simpering like a servant!
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Hello? Hello!
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And I said we were happy
to have them, and if there's
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anything else they need,
they should let us know.
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Right. And what did he say?
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He said they would let us
know if they need anything.
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OK, so... what's the problem?
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I just... I didn't get a good vibe.
Like, they didn't seem...
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happy. What, like he was rude?
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No, just, like, weren't...
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holiday-fied.
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Really? Well, do you think
there's something wrong
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with the room? Maybe those photos
do make it look too good.
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Maybe. But what if it's nothing
to do with the room?
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Then that's not our fault.
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Yeah, but we want them
to have a good time.
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Yeah, but we can't make them
have a good time.
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If they don't have a good time,
they won't leave a good review.
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Yeah. Well, what do we do?
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Maybe you should go. I am not
asking them if they're unhappy.
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No! But just, y'know,
kind of go in
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under the radar,
just see what's up. Ah. Right.
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Like, "Here's another pillow,
in case six isn't enough.
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"Ooh! Are you depressed?"
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Yeah. Maybe it'd just
make things worse.
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Yeah.
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This is hard. Yeah!
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There! You see?
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Tossa de Mar.
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Paradise.
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But that's across the seas!
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You must have journeyed
for days and days!
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Oh, no, no, because we flew
there on an aeroplane.
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Ohhh! Yes! Now, to get the most
out of your holiday,
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you need to get an early flight,
so we'd get Daley up about 3am.
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3am, before the birds?!
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Yeah! Get him in the Datsun.
Ten-pence piece for the toll,
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Blue Riband in the glove box,
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Status Quo in the tape deck,
and you're on the motorway.
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Now, you need
to get to the airport
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at least four hours
before your flight
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so you can check in your bags
and go through passport control.
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Passp...?
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Passport! Passport, yeah...
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Yeah, yeah. It's an
official document
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given to you by the Government.
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It offers you protection
as a British citizen
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should you get into any trouble.
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Troubles?!
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Yeah, like, y'know,
if you lose your luggage, say,
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or, erm, find yourself
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in the middle of a military coup
and need to be evacuated.
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Oh...
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But that only happened once.
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Now, duty-free!
251
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,039
We're talking gin, Toblerones,
fags, if you smoke 'em.
252
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,079
He had a tattoo!
253
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,879
Hat, he had a tattoo on his back.
254
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,319
Mm.
255
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,639
Sailor, was he? Or a convict?
256
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,759
What was it?
257
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,639
It was like a big X.
258
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,879
X marks the spot!
259
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,359
Where was the treasure?
In his bottom?
260
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,999
He's so funny! He's so funny!
261
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,279
He's so quick!
262
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,439
Look, his name was Hat,
gave me this fur,
263
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,839
had a tattoo on his back.
264
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,959
Again, Robin, this proves nothing.
265
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,399
Yes. I mean,
you could tell us he had a...
266
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,959
He's going to say something funny
again. Listen to this. Shhh!
267
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,319
Shut up! Oh, here it comes!
268
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,799
That's spoiled it now!
269
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,959
Whatever it was,
it was going to be funny.
270
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,639
Yeah, definitely!
And clever, too, probably.
271
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,359
Why are they here?
272
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,519
Why are you here?
273
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,319
Why are you fawning over this man?
274
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,839
What has he done to
earn your admiration?
275
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,159
Well, he's famous, in't he?
My mate said he was famous.
276
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,519
Yeah, I said that.
277
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,839
Oh, good grief!
278
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,799
I mean, if you're going to
adulate somebody,
279
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,279
at least choose
a person of merit,
280
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,879
a person who's achieved
something. Churchill. Monty.
281
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,800
Lord Brigadier Sir Anthony
Bartholomew Raisinby Jones.
282
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,279
Who? Who?
283
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,919
Heroes.
284
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,720
Men.
285
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,479
I need some air.
286
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,719
Oh, I think he's off.
287
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,959
I wonder where he's going.
288
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,999
Maybe he's hot and he needs
to take his top off. Don't, don't!
289
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,559
Oh, it's relentless!
290
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,439
Guys, I think Thomas
needs some space.
291
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,239
I'm afraid he's very busy
292
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,239
and he cannot be disturbed
while he works,
293
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,479
so that's enough for today,
thank you.
294
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,159
What?
295
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,680
He's very busy.
296
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,479
Ohhh!
297
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,319
You all right, Thomas?
Oh, Alison,
298
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,919
you've no idea what it's like
to be pursued endlessly,
299
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,359
obsessively, objectified, harassed,
300
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,399
given no space.
301
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,319
Yeah, that sounds like hell...
302
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,279
You look radiant today,
by the way.
303
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,679
Crikey,
this is depressing.
304
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,959
Yes. I thought my marriage
was cold.
305
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,119
See? This is what happens when you
get to know each other too well.
306
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,399
No mystery left, no spark.
307
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,839
A fine excuse. I'm sure
there's plenty of spark
308
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,359
under the surface.
309
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,599
Well, it takes two to tango.
310
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,639
Hmm.
311
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,439
Oh! Seriously? It's half nine!
312
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,919
Which is a perfectly acceptable time
for a lady to retire.
313
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,119
You would say that.
314
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,919
And what exactly
do you mean by that?
315
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,199
Well, you're a square,
aren't you? Just like her.
316
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,519
Oh! You've never known
how to handle a woman...
317
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,720
Tea and coffee there.
318
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:12,439
Oh, Mary! Holiday breakfasts!
Heaven on Earth!
319
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,839
You can have cereals
and a cooked breakfast.
320
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,519
And pastries! You have to
make sure you time it right,
321
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,879
because they leave the cooked
bits in the serving trays,
322
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,959
so you've got to go up when a fresh
batch of scrambled eggs go in.
323
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,199
Then you've got to pounce!
324
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,759
Otherwise you load your plate
up with sausages and beans
325
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,639
and so on, only to find
you're stuck with
326
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,919
the cold, milky scraps
at the bottom of the tray!
327
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,039
Oh, no! Yeah.
328
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,999
Anyway, after breakfast...
329
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,239
it's off to the beach!
330
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,599
Yay! Weather permitting.
331
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,840
Oh, yeah... Yeah.
332
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,959
They're not talking
to each other.
333
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,799
Right. Something's definitely up.
334
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,599
I mean, maybe they didn't sleep
very well.
335
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,519
I told you we should have tried
that mattress!
336
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,679
You're joking! That mattress
is better than ours.
337
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,919
It cost more than the TV.
338
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,159
Well, hopefully
this'll cheer them up.
339
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,439
Oh, my God! Full of conversation
this morning...!
340
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,839
Ha! Ready and waiting, if there's
a conversation to be had.
341
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,679
Oh, really? I hadn't noticed.
342
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,039
Maybe if she took her head out of
her smartphone for one second,
343
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,039
he might think it was
worth saying something.
344
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,319
She's busy.
345
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,239
Leave your work at home, love!
Supposed to be on holiday, yeah?
346
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,199
Well, would he rather be
with his wife
347
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,919
or going off on his bicycle?
348
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,279
She may as well be working,
349
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,799
if he's more interested
in that contraption.
350
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,839
- Anything else I can get you?
- No, it's fine.
351
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,919
No. Nothing more, thank you. OK.
352
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,159
I've got some intel. Ooh.
353
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,879
Ah, that's enough butter,
thank you.
354
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,919
Oh! There he is! There he is!
355
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,759
Oh, my goodness, the dew is still
upon the grass,
356
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,959
and already they come
for their pound of flesh.
357
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,039
Katherine, would you be
a darling and detain them
358
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,479
while I compose myself?
Of course!
359
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,239
Right, morning, everyone.
360
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,159
Thomas will be able to do some
meeting and greeting shortly,
361
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,839
so if I can ask you
to please form a queue...
362
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,959
Actually, I've slept here.
You pushed in.
363
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,279
No! No! All right, we all
get a turn. Will we all get a turn?
364
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,399
Robin! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
365
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,879
You heard lady! Form a queue!
366
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,599
Why are you stood
in front of me?
367
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,320
Excuse me... All right!
368
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,319
It's empty, you know.
All this.
369
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,559
They don't know the first thing
about you, Thorne.
370
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,559
They've just formed
this... infatuation
371
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,079
based on an image.
372
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,719
They're waiting on the stairs.
373
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,359
I thought you could have
an hour now
374
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,599
to relax and then a meet-and-greet
with the fans,
375
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,359
which will take you
up until Food Club,
376
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,079
or I can get you out of that,
if you want.
377
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,559
Wonderful, Kitty. I don't know
what I'd do without you.
378
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,639
No, it's a pleasure
to be on the team.
379
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,799
Ridiculous!
380
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,639
You mustn't be so
jealous, Captain.
381
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,759
Believe me,
you wouldn't want this.
382
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,479
It's a tiresome consequence
of the life of a successful artist.
383
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,399
They don't care about your art!
384
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,639
Faradiddle, sir! They love me
for my poems.
385
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,079
Tish-tosh!
386
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,239
Fine. We'll prove it.
387
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,079
Katherine, change of plan.
388
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,360
Tell the creatures I shall give
a recital in the ballroom at noon.
389
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,119
Then we shall see!
390
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,319
Mm. And then we'll see.
391
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,719
And then... we will see.
392
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,639
You're insane. No way.
It's like vandalism.
393
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,359
Or they can have a miserable time
and leave a crappy first review
394
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,439
and ruin our B&B
before it's even started!
395
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,519
What kind of review would you give
if the host slashed your bike tyres?
396
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,759
Not slash. Gently puncture.
397
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,839
What?
398
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,079
We'll make it look like
a stone did it, or something.
399
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,799
And then we'll offer him
a repair kit
400
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,719
and he'll think
we're really helpful.
401
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,479
It is not our job
to fix their marriage.
402
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,879
But imagine if it worked!
403
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,679
It would be the best holiday ever.
404
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,160
It's a small misdemeanour
for the greater good.
405
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,200
Fine. But you're doing
the tyre. Yes!
406
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,719
I forgot to mention,
you've got to get up early
407
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,679
to put your towels
on the sunbeds
408
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,519
before you go to breakfast, yes.
409
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,879
Now, I like to go for a dip first,
410
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,039
before I put my sun cream on,
411
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,519
otherwise you just wash it off.
412
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,519
And believe me, you don't want
to have sunburn! No!
413
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,919
Daley got it so bad once,
we had to cover his whole body
414
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,719
in bicarbonate of soda!
And that were on t'first day!
415
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,559
So we had to keep him
in t'shade until we went home.
416
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,119
And then, a week later,
he shed his skin like a snake!
417
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,599
And then there was the holiday
where we all got food poisoning
418
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,319
from the dodgy beach melons.
419
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,399
Or the one where someone
pinched me wallet
420
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,999
and the police accused me
of lying! And...
421
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,119
And come to think of it, Mary,
422
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,559
holidays are a bloody nightmare!
423
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,920
Keep clear!
424
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,079
They're nothing but stress.
425
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,479
Sorry. Sorry.
426
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,319
Still...
427
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,039
sound like an adventure to me!
428
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,959
I never did leave my
town of birth, so...
429
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,439
What, not once?
430
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,439
No, never, no.
431
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,039
No.
432
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,239
Was a life of
toiling the land for us,
433
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,639
you know, outside all the day,
planting, harvesting,
434
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,599
fetching water from the well
and logs for the fire.
435
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,399
Teaching the childrens
how to weave baskets
436
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,959
five potatoes high!
437
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,359
Feeding the livestock
and picking fruit.
438
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,279
Oh, and pressing apples
for the cider.
439
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,679
Sometimes would my husband
go to the lake to fish,
440
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,119
and then I would join him
441
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,559
and prepare a fire
to cook the catch.
442
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,439
And then would we huddle
under a blanket and eat
443
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,239
as the sun sank beyond the trees
444
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,440
and the birds sang
for their bedtimes.
445
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,560
Well! Mary...
446
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,639
one day of your life
447
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,880
sounds like my perfect holiday.
448
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,359
Five stars.
449
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,600
Oh. Well, I suppose
it was all right.
450
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,319
Up to a point.
451
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,360
Sure. Sure.
452
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,159
{an8}I hope you're right about this.
453
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,560
{an8}Mm.
454
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,319
Oh, it's so exciting!
455
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,559
Do you have a ticket?
I didn't know we needed...
456
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,119
Well, they're make-believe, so...
457
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,119
Thank you! Ticket, please.
458
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,399
Thank you!
459
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,639
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for -
460
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,919
an audience with Thomas Thorne.
461
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,360
Sh, sh, sh, sh.
462
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,879
Hmm...
463
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,079
This first poem...
464
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,359
is called Misty Glade.
465
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,800
Misty Glade!
It's good, that.
466
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,639
I hear the running water
467
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,959
It rushes to be with the sea
468
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,160
And so it is with me
469
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,399
She stands among the birch and elk
470
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,079
The cobwebs shimmer...
471
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,999
Where are the cobwebs?
I don't know.
472
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,639
Maybe in the branches
of the birch and elk.
473
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,919
The dew dresses the forest floor
474
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,959
A crystal carpet
475
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,199
And here a door!
That once...
476
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,079
A door in the woods?
477
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,879
I think it might be a metaphor,
like an opening of some kind.
478
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,519
Not a real door?
Cease...
479
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,760
the chatter.
480
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,479
Thank you.
481
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,960
I'll start again.
482
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,759
I hear the running water
483
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,680
It rushes to be with the sea...
484
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,359
CHATTER A verdant spr...
485
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,839
That's not how I read it.
486
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,839
May I finish?
Is this going to be long?
487
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,079
Cos I need the toilet.
488
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,679
Is it meant to be more abstract?
489
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,239
I'm sorry, I just don't get it.
490
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:29,480
You're not supposed to get it,
you philistine wazzock! It's art!
491
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,279
Yeah, but it's confusing.
So confusing!
492
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,319
It is ambiguous.
If you don't like it, get out!
493
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,799
Fine. I will.
No worries, mate.
494
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,119
It's rubbish, anyway.
I don't like it here, anyway.
495
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,319
Sorry, but that's really rude.
You're the wazzock!
496
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,439
Ah! I've got a poem.
497
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,159
There once was a poet
called Thomas
498
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,559
Who suddenly
found himself famous
499
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,039
Thought it was grand
500
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,239
Until then, he find... found...
501
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,639
Well, I can't do it!
502
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,239
The point is, I was right, hmm?
503
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,280
Hmm! Good. Carry on.
504
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,679
Well, I liked it.
505
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,759
You're sweet, Kitty.
You don't have to pretend.
506
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,519
No, really! I especially liked
the one about the egg.
507
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,680
It's funny, I don't like eating
eggs, but I like poems about them.
508
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,959
What was next? I think the diary's
clear now.
509
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,320
Yes.
510
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,799
{an8}Alison?
511
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
{an8}They're coming back!
512
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,119
Awww! It worked!
513
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,519
Looks like it. Yes!
514
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,679
Thanks, guys.
515
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,399
No problem.
You're welcome.
516
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,759
Sometimes, all it takes
is a little bit of connection.
517
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,359
Isn't that right, Julian?
518
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,320
Took the words
right out of my mouth.
519
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,519
Hello! Anniversary is back on!
520
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,000
Everybody, come quick!
521
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,560
Five stars, here we come.
522
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,719
Scientists
have learnt a vast amount...
523
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,159
Oh! This again, is it?
524
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,599
I'm telling you, it's Hat!
525
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,719
The 3D modelling may have revealed
a picture
526
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,919
of what our mountain man
would have looked like,
527
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,079
but what else can
we learn about him?
528
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,079
How might he have sounded,
for example?
529
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,519
He would have been very resonant
530
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,119
in the chest,
and using this model
531
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,239
gives us a very good idea
of the vowel sounds
532
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,399
the vocal anatomy
could have produced.
533
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,479
Oh, that's very good!
534
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,319
He did have stupid voice.
535
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,559
Incredible to hear him almost
speaking to us across the millennia.
536
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,959
And is there any significance to the
tool that was found with the body?
537
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,879
The edge-it! That's what I gave him!
I told you!
538
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,799
There's
some debate around this.
539
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,559
Perhaps it was
something ceremonial.
540
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,239
Or perhaps it was a practical tool
for opening hard shells.
541
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,559
Yeah! It was a tool for taking furs
off of idiots.
542
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,679
We do know this was a ritualistic
society, as is evidenced
543
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,119
by the tattoo on his back.
544
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,079
Yes! In your face!
545
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,439
Well, I never! My goodness!
546
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,039
Well, clearly we owe you
an apology, Robin.
547
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,679
Well...
548
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,919
I guess so.
549
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,959
But one thing
the experts agree on
550
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,239
is that the cause of death
was likely hypothermia.
551
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,439
If this man had been wearing
the kind of furs
552
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,679
you would expect of this time,
he would have been well protected.
553
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,039
Those, of course, would have
been preserved with him,
554
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:46,239
so we can only speculate as to why
he was out here without his furs.
555
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,719
Poor man.
556
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,200
It would have been a...
cold, lonely death.
557
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,079
You know, actually,
I don't think it is this guy.
558
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,519
That's not Hat. No.
559
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,959
Yeah, he had a very different
tattoo, now I think about it.
560
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,919
It was more like a little cross
than an X.
561
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,519
I don't know who this guy is.
562
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,439
I think we should watch
The Wire.
563
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,760
I want to watch The Wire.
Anyone?
564
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,480
Hmm...
565
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,440
Hmm! A review.
566
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,119
"Lovely house. Pleasant stay.
Wi-Fi was patchy. Three stars."
567
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,999
Ohhh, for fu...
568
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,119
Morning! Hey...
569
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,279
What are you doing here?
570
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,839
I wanted to hear some more about
571
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,199
Lord Brigadier Sir Anthony
Bartholomew Raisinby Jones.
572
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,879
Really?
573
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,319
Oh! Excellent.
574
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,039
Well, erm, fascinating chap, really.
575
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,599
Yeah, I met him at headquarters.
576
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,399
He went on to Africa, I think...
577
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,560
He really got in amongst it.
Really?
578
00:26:52,584 --> 00:26:54,584
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