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He OD'd, and you were
the one that found him.
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You started a few poems
about that day,
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but you never finished them.
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I have one just like this.
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It was my dad's.
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This is the red ladle story?
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It's okay, Beck.
I'm going to help you
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get the life you deserve.
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You fall for the wrong men.
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You have questionable taste
in friends.
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And that Peach is the worst.
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I just need to know
who you really are,
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besides a broke poetry student
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in a subsidized apartment
you could never afford.
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What you really need
is someone to save you.
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Let me help you, Beck.
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Beck, is it? Blythe.
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I read one of your essays
in the "Review" last month
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and it was so illuminating.
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That's funny.
There's a book missing.
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Joe was looking at it
at my party.
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Tonight, I show you I'm the one.
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You want it down and dirty?
You got it.
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Did you just...
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a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Did you just...
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What was that?
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Eight seconds?
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Yeah. He's got that "Trump
just took Pennsylvania" look.
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Say something. Say...
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"Happens all the time, NBD."
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No, you'll sound like a slut.
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You could say,
"Let's order food."
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Move past it.
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Is Grey Dog open late?
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Thank God!
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- Um, I should...
- Yeah, yeah.
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Shit.
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You idiot.
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Why did you tell him you were
available this weekend?
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Why don't you think?
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Well, go.
The Captain calls, you answer.
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You know how this works.
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He paid for the bed
you just got laid on.
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Or whatever that was.
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And your phone bill.
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Good girl.
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
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Seriously?
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Seriously?
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Hey, Beck,
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I'm gonna run to the store.
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Shit, Joe.
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Probably thinks you're
hiding in here.
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Hold on a second.
I'll be right out.
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God. Please stop.
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They're just words, Beck.
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Tell him what he wants to hear.
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No.
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Joe?
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Beck.
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You're a disaster.
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Last night.
Eight second sex. Joe.
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If you're gonna act
like a whore,
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may as well look like one.
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You just have a magic poon.
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Thanks, that's helpful.
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Is he big?
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Is he big? My God.
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Why are you even asking them?
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Can you for once just have
your own opinion, Beck?
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Got pix?
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With the bun?
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You're not helping.
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Is he worth it?
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Is he worth it? There we go.
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Good question.
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Is he?
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Annika wouldn't know a good dick
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if you hit her
over the head with it.
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It's not like it doesn't
happen to tons of guys.
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I mean, Benji used to nod off
while going down on me.
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I thought we weren't
talking about Benji anymore.
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We're not. He's dead to me.
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I'm just merely
using him as a reference.
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Benji didn't work retail.
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Joe works in a book store.
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A hop, skip and
a bad haircut away
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from selling men's leather
bracelets at a Club Monaco.
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Becks, love yourself.
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Ghost him already.
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Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
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but we are all clear.
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Are you saying
I don't have bed bugs?
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I didn't find a one.
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Would you like to see
the 22 bites on my ass?
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Don't answer that.
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They're there. Go find them.
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Go find them!
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Wonder how he is
with finding rare books?
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Joe did not take
your "Wizard of Oz."
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"Ozma of Oz."
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And who said anything about Joe?
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That's it. I'm booking a room
at the Mandarin Oriental,
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and you're coming with.
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I would so love to, but I can't.
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I, um...
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I am going to a writer's
retreat in Rockland.
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- Since when?
- She knows when you're lying.
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Since I wrote this piece
in workshop
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that everyone called "treacly."
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Tell me you're not writing
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another dead puppy thing
as a metaphor
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- for your dad dying.
- I...
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What? That's completely
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what it's really about.
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Look, I'm just saying,
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stop killing puppies.
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Write fresh. You know, there's
so much more inside of you.
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Who are you now, Beckalish?
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I thought it was
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a good piece.
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Aw.
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Sorry, boo boo.
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Okay, go.
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Find that brilliant
bad ass inside of you
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and believe in her.
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I know I do.
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Literally the most
supportive she's ever been
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about your writing,
and you're lying to her face.
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You are the worst friend.
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Aw, there they are.
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Wait a minute,
why do you need these
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if you're going
on a writer's retreat?
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What? So it's look hot
or be a writer?
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You could just leave.
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You could, you know,
cut the cord,
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take off the yolk.
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Bon voyage, Captain.
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You're a coward.
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Britney got through
2007, though, right?
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Maybe this is what you need
to find your inner bad ass.
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Maybe Emily Dickinson
had it right.
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"The solitary prowess
of a silent life."
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What is it with motel rooms
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and you wanting
to dive into your panties?
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He is always late.
And you're frustrated.
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Plus, after last night,
you're owed one.
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Joe.
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You seriously need to call him.
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Has he been working out?
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It's two days.
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You got this.
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Did you just...
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You should be screaming
my name right now.
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Digging your nails into my back.
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You expected me to please you,
get you off.
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But you didn't scream
and my back is not bleeding
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and you definitely
did not get off.
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You don't even know
what to say, do you?
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You must be mortified.
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Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck.
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The hell have I done?
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Seriously?
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You're already telling
whoever that is.
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I've reduced myself
to an anecdote.
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Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman.
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Being generous.
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Don't let it be Peach.
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The Captain?
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The hell is this?
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What?
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Obviously, you don't love him.
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Love ya!
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Love ya.
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Love ya?
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You never said that to Benji.
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And look what had to
happen to him.
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Beck, just when I think
we're getting somewhere...
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Yeah, so here,
you're sacrificing a hardcover
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but you're getting greater
textual accuracy
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than any previous edition.
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It's the final word
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on the Tolkein trilogy.
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Thank you so much.
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My dick reduced
to cartoon food items.
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This is my nightmare.
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A hot dog. I'll take it.
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Yes, with the bun.
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Tell her, Beck.
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Go on. Listen to your gut.
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Joe's the one.
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Yes, worth it. K. One more shot.
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Not like there was
any real doubt.
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Outfit? Are you kidding me?
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Just got it. Hope you like.
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You do all this for him?
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Christoph's party -
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Montauk tonight. U in?
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Can't. Gotta write.
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You even lie to your friends
about this guy.
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What the hell?
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And you've been confirmed
at the Seahorse Motel.
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Ethan.
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I need you to close tonight.
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Man, I'd love to,
but I gotta split soon.
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Rastiche, my Balalaika
teacher is holding
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a master class tonight.
Wasn't a question.
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I'm sorry. I have an
appointment out of town.
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Beck, I should be your captain.
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It can't be.
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How old is he?
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If only I could tell you
I'm here.
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You don't need to do this,
whatever this is.
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It's not too late to stop it.
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- So good to see you, hon.
- Yeah, you too, Dad.
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Dad?
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The place belongs
to a couple from church.
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There are plenty of rooms
and it's...
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It's ours right through
New Year's.
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Sounds like a pretty cool place.
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Even has a hot tub
out on the patio.
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Though if... I know Nancy,
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she won't let the kids near it.
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She doesn't normally
want the kids near me either,
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but here we are.
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I really think you'd love it
up there, honey.
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Yeah, um...
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I don't know my schedule
that far out, unfortunately.
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Of course. II...
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I understand.
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And you wonder why
he asks for more.
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Um...
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But I'll totally check
and I'll let you know
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as soon as possible.
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What? Is it too much
for a Dickens festival?
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No, no. I mean...
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It's just some people
may find it, you know...
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How is Nancy?
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Why is he your secret, Beck?
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"Has only one fault
that I know of.
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"And it happens, unfortunately,
that that single blemish
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"is a want of taste.
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She don't like me."
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Pretty great, sweetie?
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Yeah, it's, amazing.
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Amazing this many people
are fans of contrived plotting
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and melodrama.
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If they even read Dickens.
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More likely they couldn't
pass up
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an excuse to day drink.
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How's your mom?
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Umuh, she's actually...
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She's on a cruise.
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But she's great.
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Riddled with anxiety,
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low self-esteem,
on antidepressants,
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dating men so safe and boring
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she must wanna scream.
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But don't worry.
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You abandoning her
didn't scar her at all.
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How about your brother?
How's he doing?
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You know, works a lot.
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Anya, too. But they seem happy.
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According to Facebook.
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And how's school going?
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It's great, actually. I'm...
268
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,186
I'm just working on
building my portfolio.
269
00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:00,273
It'sit's more than just
that first book.
270
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,191
You really need the second
271
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,110
if you're going...
Hey, where are you guys?
272
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,196
Beck, you're such an asshole.
273
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,657
"Love me, Daddy.
I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy."
274
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,950
God, just shut up forever.
275
00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:14,038
There they are.
276
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,999
My God.
277
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,959
She's actually gotten more smug.
278
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,543
Beck, look, I have a cane.
279
00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:23,296
Yes, you do.
280
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,922
Look at you guys.
281
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,883
You look... pretty.
282
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,344
Stop hating them.
283
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,595
They're just kids.
284
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,678
None of it's their fault.
285
00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:34,098
Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you.
286
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:38,143
Guinevere, how are you?
287
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,521
Great. I love your dress.
288
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,773
Not necessarily
you in it, but...
289
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,191
I bought you something.
290
00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:45,484
Just couldn't resist.
291
00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:48,821
No, she's not.
292
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,239
It's perfect.
293
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,700
Um...
294
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,662
You're slipping a bit, dear.
295
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,830
Touch me again, crazy pants.
I dare you.
296
00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:00,292
Thank you.
297
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,837
Play a game?
298
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,257
You really are capable
of keeping a secret.
299
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,302
Four, by my count.
300
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,846
Who the hell are you, Beck?
301
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,978
Hi, there.
302
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,854
- Hey! That's a boy.
- First try.
303
00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,231
You're a natural.
304
00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:25,608
Yo!
305
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,860
Two down.
306
00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:30,571
What an arm on him.
307
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,407
I know. II know I'm
embarrassing, I know.
308
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,743
Babe, just get a shot
for the blog.
309
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,869
Ooh!
310
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,747
If I wasn't so blinded by love,
311
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,456
I would've seen the secrets
312
00:16:41,457 --> 00:16:43,750
right in front of me,
waiting to be uncovered.
313
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:46,378
Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain.
314
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:50,758
AKA, Edward Martin Beck.
315
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,259
The addict part was true, I see.
316
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,885
But he never died,
which he credits
317
00:16:53,886 --> 00:16:55,595
to his friends in
the NA fellowship
318
00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:58,224
out of St. James Church.
319
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,308
It was there that he
not only conquered his demons
320
00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,228
but also met church rep
and divorc�e,
321
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,146
Nancy Whitesell.
322
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:08,567
AKA, "The Christian News'"
Mommy Blogger of the Year.
323
00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,902
"If Ned can do it, so can you."
324
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,195
He became a feature in her blog.
325
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,114
Then, her life.
326
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:17,451
Less than a year,
they were married.
327
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,746
He really landed himself
the perfect family.
328
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,414
If your step-mother
is to be believed.
329
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,374
But what about you, Beck.
330
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,878
Where do you fit into all this?
331
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:46,564
Your father has come
such a long way.
332
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,316
He worked hard for it, too.
333
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,776
You're barking up
the wrong tree, lady,
334
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,860
if you think I'm gonna sit here
335
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,152
and validate that man.
336
00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:54,948
Yeah, he's...
He's lucky to have you.
337
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,700
Just goes to show you
what a good Christian household
338
00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,620
and loving family can do.
339
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,704
She did not just suggest
if you were more Christian
340
00:18:02,705 --> 00:18:05,083
he wouldn't have abandoned you
for a crack pipe.
341
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,376
Mommy, come watch me.
342
00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:11,464
Excuse me, my dear.
343
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,016
Your dad talk to you yet?
344
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,060
She's so her mother,
only less subtle.
345
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:27,814
Talk to me about...
Well, he's supposed to
346
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,526
tell you he can't
send money anymore.
347
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,819
But he's gonna help you
find a better job first.
348
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,530
Mom doesn't think
he should wait.
349
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,658
She's so cranky.
350
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,952
It's the hormones.
351
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:45,288
I wasn't supposed to tell you,
352
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,500
but she's pregnant.
353
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:49,919
That's why they're
fighting about it.
354
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,837
Great. That's great.
355
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:54,798
He's starting a new family.
356
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:59,511
Because fixing the one he had
obviously wasn't an option.
357
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:03,182
Why would he ever do that?
358
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,688
I'm going to find a bathroom.
I'll be right back.
359
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:19,365
Can I get another Timber Doodle?
360
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,837
Bitch.
361
00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:48,393
Hi. Is Joe Goldberg
working today?
362
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,729
Joe Goldberg is not
working today.
363
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,899
But, I'm Ethan.
364
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,066
And you would be...
Looking for Joe.
365
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,652
Expect him anytime soon?
I do not.
366
00:19:57,653 --> 00:20:00,072
Relatively speaking.
Joe's out of town.
367
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,908
But is there anything
I can help you find?
368
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,075
Possibly. I'm in the market
369
00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:06,578
for a first-edition copy
of "Ozma of Oz."
370
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:08,831
That's a pretty rare critter.
371
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,333
Not sure we have it.
372
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,791
See, books of
that pedigree we keep
373
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,045
under lock and key downstairs.
374
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,631
And you don't have the key?
375
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,716
Well, normally I have the key.
376
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,508
But I just don't
have it right now.
377
00:20:20,509 --> 00:20:22,929
Joe left with it. He just
forgot to give it to me.
378
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,807
And where is Joe?
379
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:30,603
I thought I was supposed
to be writing.
380
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,270
Are you with Eight Seconds?
381
00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:34,440
No, I told you.
I'm on a retreat.
382
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,817
Is he with you?
383
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,819
- What is it, Ethan?
- Hey, bro.
384
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,864
I know you didn't
wanna be interrupted,
385
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,783
but, this chick
was just in asking about
386
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,661
a first ed. "Ozma of Oz."
What are you talking about?
387
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,787
Joe's there, in Nyack.
388
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,958
- What did she look like?
- 25-ish, brunette,
389
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,794
kinda hot, but you know,
maybe that's like a type thing.
390
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,461
Peach Salinger.
391
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,213
- Are you lying to me?
- Of course you are,
392
00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,632
that's what you do,
393
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,758
lie so your life looks better.
394
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,094
Peach, I'ml'm not lying.
395
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,304
I told you,
I'm here to write. I...
396
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,972
I can't deal with this right now
397
00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:09,642
I promise I'll call you.
And you told her I'm here?
398
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,060
I'm sorry, man.
Did I screw up or...
399
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,479
You'll know I'm here.
You may already know.
400
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,274
Hey, you. Sorry.
401
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,441
So sorry.
402
00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:20,486
How is this explainable?
403
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,240
Do I run? Shit, shit, shit.
404
00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:37,836
Joe?
405
00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,380
Beck?
406
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,757
What are you doing here?
407
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,269
That's true, you are
a book seller, aren't you?
408
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:57,897
Sadly, I humiliate myself
like this annually.
409
00:21:57,898 --> 00:22:01,317
Well, this is kinda
working for ya.
410
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:02,694
You mock.
411
00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:05,323
It'sit's fair.
412
00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:11,370
I'ml'm lying.
I'm lying to you right now.
413
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,831
- Excuse me?
- I knew you were here.
414
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,166
I wasn't happy with how
we left things.
415
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,293
And apparently,
neither were you,
416
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,669
seeing as how you were
417
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,254
hiding out in the bathroom.
418
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,088
I wasn't hiding, I swear.
419
00:22:22,089 --> 00:22:24,467
We can at least agree that I may
420
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,594
have left you a little wanting.
421
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,511
- Yeah...
- So, you're saying you did
422
00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:30,056
want it to last
longer than eight seconds?
423
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,348
No! I meanyeah. As in...
424
00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:34,143
Wait, I thought it was a race.
425
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,894
Didn't I win?
426
00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:38,104
No. Um...
427
00:22:38,105 --> 00:22:41,150
I justl thought it'd be nice
if I came and surprised you.
428
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,652
And not leave you with...
429
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:46,573
that memory of me for too long.
430
00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:50,659
How did you, um...
431
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,368
How did you know I was here?
432
00:22:52,369 --> 00:22:55,163
Well, you posted
a nature shot this morning.
433
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:57,916
See that little restaurant sign
in the background?
434
00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:00,585
Apparently, Pops and Millie's
ain't a chain.
435
00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,462
Shocking. Really should be.
436
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:04,131
Yeah.
437
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,841
So I Googled it
and I saw all the information
438
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,425
about the festival and I figured
439
00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:08,803
this was probably why
you were in the area.
440
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,929
And by the way, this outfit
441
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,222
is really working on you, too.
442
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,227
Um...
443
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,772
Can you hold on
for just one second?
444
00:23:21,273 --> 00:23:23,733
Hey, sweetie.
Cooper's kinda hitting a wall.
445
00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,611
We were gonna head back
and rest up before dinner.
446
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,113
Okay. I'll find my own
447
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,114
ride back to the hotel, so...
448
00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:31,700
And who is this
handsome gentleman?
449
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,577
Sorry, this is... this is Joe.
450
00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:37,123
He works at a book store
I go to in the city.
451
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,333
Well, hey, Joe.
452
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,669
This is my wife, Nancy.
I'ml'm Ned, Beck's dad.
453
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,212
- Hi.
- Hey, nice to meet you both.
454
00:23:44,213 --> 00:23:46,798
You're welcome to join us
for dinner, Joe.
455
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:49,844
Yes! Totally. If you can.
456
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,470
II'd love to.
457
00:23:52,471 --> 00:23:55,142
We'll see you then.
458
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,477
Okay...
459
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,728
I can explain.
460
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:02,648
Um...
461
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,235
One day, when I was, um, 12,
462
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,488
I got home from school
before my brother and sister.
463
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,614
My mom was at work.
464
00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:15,536
So I go into the basement
to play "Mario Brothers".
465
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:19,206
And I, uhl find...
466
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,666
my father...
467
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,462
unconscious, with a needle
in his arm.
468
00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:30,425
I thought he was dead.
469
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,344
I'm so sorry
470
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,679
you had to go through that.
471
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,347
I mean, he survived it.
472
00:24:36,348 --> 00:24:40,685
Andwhich, of course,
was this amazing thing.
473
00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:43,689
So when he disappeared on us
because he relapsed,
474
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,441
I just...
475
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,985
I couldn't believe it.
476
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:53,531
Right then and there,
I decided he was dead.
477
00:24:53,532 --> 00:24:56,076
Which is why I told you he was,
which is...
478
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,956
totally wrong, I mean,
who does that?
479
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,335
The first deep, personal thing
480
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,127
I tell you is a total lie.
481
00:25:06,128 --> 00:25:08,588
Well, hang on. That's...
482
00:25:08,589 --> 00:25:10,758
No, I get it if you
are horrified
483
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,383
and think I'm a total fraud
and liar
484
00:25:12,384 --> 00:25:14,595
and want nothing to do with me.
485
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:17,347
After everything
you've been through?
486
00:25:17,348 --> 00:25:18,681
I get it.
487
00:25:18,682 --> 00:25:20,977
I'm sorry.
488
00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:26,191
You're sorry?
489
00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:30,237
I am.
490
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,989
Anyway, I was... I was at Brown
491
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:37,575
and he tracked me down
to say he had gotten clean.
492
00:25:37,576 --> 00:25:39,787
And then he says
he wants to help
493
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,289
with my school
and some of my bills.
494
00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:47,752
Like dad amends.
So I bury my resentment
495
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,837
and start having
lunches with him
496
00:25:49,838 --> 00:25:52,924
and doing stupid shit like this.
497
00:25:52,925 --> 00:25:55,510
Playing the dutiful daughter.
498
00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:59,347
Enduring this nauseatingly
perfect new family of his.
499
00:25:59,348 --> 00:26:02,142
- I'm sure they're not perfect.
- Believe me,
500
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,269
- they are.
- Well, I guess
501
00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,689
- I'll find out tonight.
- No.
502
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,231
I'm not subjecting you to that.
503
00:26:08,232 --> 00:26:11,067
I'll justl'll tell them
you had to go back.
504
00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:13,319
Book emergency. I'd be on board,
505
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,780
but that would be
so un-Victorian of me.
506
00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,325
The virtuous maiden
is supposed to be rescued
507
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:21,620
by the dashing, sometimes broody
508
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:23,831
altogether charming hero.
509
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,210
And who is that? Is that...
Is that meant to be you?
510
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,795
But that boat, she can take it.
511
00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:30,796
- You know.
- No, no, I know,
512
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:31,963
I know it well.
513
00:26:31,964 --> 00:26:33,214
I don't know if Beck's told you,
514
00:26:33,215 --> 00:26:34,216
but I captained
the Nantucket Ferry
515
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,467
for 16 years.
516
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,551
I did not know... see, now,
517
00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:37,928
I feel like I've been telling
518
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,470
Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat.
519
00:26:39,471 --> 00:26:40,514
Please.
520
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,973
Do you sail, too?
521
00:26:41,974 --> 00:26:43,558
God, no.
Never had the patience for it.
522
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,853
Dad, you know your way
around a sailboat.
523
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,479
Well, enough to know
that I'm all thumbs.
524
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,064
Yeah, I've been out
a couple times.
525
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,607
You don't remember
the renters next door?
526
00:26:51,608 --> 00:26:53,652
They had that Sunfish
they let you take out.
527
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:57,364
The Murphys. Their cars were
always blocking the driveway.
528
00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,825
How's life in
the big city, dear?
529
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,368
It's great. Thanks for asking.
530
00:27:02,369 --> 00:27:05,038
And we broke our
centerboard that one time.
531
00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:07,333
Andand the current took us,
like, halfway to Long Island.
532
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,500
Ehwhat'd I say?
Not much of a sailor.
533
00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:11,836
But you do,
you remember it, right?
534
00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:13,547
I mean, it was pouring.
535
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:16,343
I learned every swear word
in the book that day.
536
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,595
I don't think he remembers,
dear.
537
00:27:20,596 --> 00:27:23,681
I think he can
speak for himself, Nancy.
538
00:27:23,682 --> 00:27:26,393
God, you know, you don't...
You don't have to protect him.
539
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,437
Okay, he'she's not a child.
540
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,605
You're one to talk.
541
00:27:30,606 --> 00:27:32,691
- Excuse me?
- You invest nothing
542
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,276
in this family.
543
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,943
Nothing.
544
00:27:35,944 --> 00:27:37,571
Not even a call
to your father on his birthday.
545
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,030
You know what? Stop.
546
00:27:39,031 --> 00:27:40,531
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
547
00:27:40,532 --> 00:27:42,950
'Cause your father...
He's just an ATM to you.
548
00:27:42,951 --> 00:27:45,203
- Right, Beck?
- Please,
549
00:27:45,204 --> 00:27:46,788
let's not do this.
Okay, I'm sorry.
550
00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:48,374
And what is he to you?
551
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,500
A feature for your blog
so you can brag
552
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,920
how you lifted him
out of the pits of despair?
553
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,338
News flash!
He was sober when you met him.
554
00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:56,964
I was in the pits with him.
555
00:27:56,965 --> 00:27:59,718
And not because
I wasn't Christian enough.
556
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,220
You didn't save him.
557
00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,514
You think he'll fall over
558
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,098
if you pull your hand
out of his ass?
559
00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:08,102
Guinevere! Enough.
560
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,268
What the hell
are you looking at?
561
00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:10,312
- Guinevere.
- Do not talk
562
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,563
to my daughter that way.
563
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,856
Okay, whatever. I'm done.
564
00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:15,566
And, um...
565
00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:17,777
congrats on the baby.
566
00:28:17,778 --> 00:28:19,571
How blessed you all are.
567
00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,935
Do you want him dead?
568
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,941
What?
569
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:02,114
Kinda feels like you and he...
570
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,824
have some unresolved stuff.
571
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,536
Believe me, I'm king
of unresolved family issues.
572
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:11,124
I know what people splitting
feels like.
573
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,877
I just wonder if...
574
00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,422
Look, he's here. He's alive.
575
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:22,218
Use that as an opportunity
to talk to him.
576
00:29:24,386 --> 00:29:28,140
Or, you're a writer.
577
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,557
Could be helpful
to write about him.
578
00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:32,518
Cathartic, too.
What are you doing?
579
00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:33,687
N-nothingl don't...
580
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,063
Do you hear yourself right now?
581
00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,315
I mean, who the hell are you
582
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:38,816
to tell me that
I have daddy issues.
583
00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:40,193
You don't even know me.
584
00:29:40,194 --> 00:29:41,194
Hey, Beck, hang...
Hanghang on...
585
00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:43,154
Just go.
586
00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:46,284
Leave me alone. I'm serious.
587
00:30:07,888 --> 00:30:10,932
Hey, hon.
588
00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:12,977
We're gonna get going.
589
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:18,606
Cool, um...
590
00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:22,568
Thanks for dinner.
591
00:30:22,569 --> 00:30:24,614
This should cover the room.
592
00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:42,506
It's hard for me
to see you with them.
593
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,758
I keep waiting
for you to be you again.
594
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,678
Well, this is me, Guinevere.
595
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,637
No, it's not. You were...
596
00:30:49,638 --> 00:30:50,889
Reckless.
597
00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,223
And out of control.
598
00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:54,893
And, honey,
you were a kid, you...
599
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,478
You didn't see
what was going on.
600
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:58,438
Yes...
601
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,440
Yes, I did.
602
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:03,403
And you were more
than just an addict.
603
00:31:04,903 --> 00:31:07,240
I miss you.
604
00:31:10,826 --> 00:31:14,579
Whatever.
605
00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,874
You know, I tell people
that you're dead.
606
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:22,755
Kinda feels like you did die
that day in the basement.
607
00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:29,429
I'm sorry you feel that way.
608
00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,766
You were a good sailor.
609
00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:44,151
Well, maybe you can
tell me about it sometime.
610
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:47,028
Maybe in Vermont.
611
00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:49,240
Over Christmas.
612
00:31:52,326 --> 00:31:54,453
Like I said,
I'll have to let you know.
613
00:32:42,876 --> 00:32:44,710
On the plywood
over the bay window,
614
00:32:44,711 --> 00:32:47,588
we spray paint taunts
at Hurricane Isabel.
615
00:32:47,589 --> 00:32:50,258
Cow her into a tropical storm.
616
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:54,012
Her moon tide, though,
carries your beach chair away.
617
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,018
Sea glass and Springsteen.
618
00:33:01,019 --> 00:33:04,564
The beached whale,
the silent walk home.
619
00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:07,693
The grill that doesn't start
on the Fourth of July.
620
00:33:13,782 --> 00:33:18,077
The woman at the drug store
you hit on who isn't Mom.
621
00:33:18,078 --> 00:33:21,123
The renters blocking the drive.
622
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:24,669
The string of my sweatshirt
I gnaw on.
623
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,880
Morning sun over Wauwinet.
624
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,466
The red ladle over the pan.
625
00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,136
Your wrist, the perfect cant.
626
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:41,643
You leave for the 820 to
Hyannis with one commandment.
627
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:44,689
Get the batter off the ladle
while it's wet.
628
00:33:52,904 --> 00:33:54,906
The ladle's left in the sink.
629
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,951
Mom lets it soak.
630
00:33:58,952 --> 00:34:01,078
Leave it, she says.
631
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:04,415
You go away, and we come home.
632
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:07,251
And what's left of you.
It loosens.
633
00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:09,588
And the water carries it away.
634
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:16,989
They say girls with daddy
issues are really good in bed.
635
00:35:24,496 --> 00:35:28,876
I like who I am with you, Joe.
636
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,558
Mmsorry I didn't call.
637
00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,519
Is it okay if I come in?
638
00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:19,718
Too rough for you, Goldberg?
639
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,969
Not at all.
640
00:36:27,893 --> 00:36:29,561
Yeah!
641
00:36:39,112 --> 00:36:42,199
I want you, Joe.
642
00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:19,945
Hey, stranger.
643
00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:24,198
You drool in your sleep.
644
00:37:24,199 --> 00:37:26,451
So cute.
645
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,035
Were you watching me?
646
00:37:28,036 --> 00:37:30,663
Maybe.
647
00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:33,290
Stalker.
648
00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:35,628
Learn from the best.
649
00:37:49,891 --> 00:37:52,936
Howhow did you
figure out where I live?
650
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:57,108
The bearded guy
from the bookstore.
651
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,324
You taste like maple syrup.
652
00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:13,164
- Wait.
- What?
653
00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:21,506
I have to apologize
about our talk.
654
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,841
I was a hostile goose.
655
00:38:23,842 --> 00:38:25,259
A hostile goose?
656
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,511
Yeah, geese are total dicks.
657
00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:29,263
But, no, seriously.
658
00:38:29,264 --> 00:38:32,850
You called me on my shit,
659
00:38:32,851 --> 00:38:35,729
and I took it really poorly.
660
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,355
Because, umwell, because
661
00:38:38,356 --> 00:38:40,024
you were totally right,
and I didn't wanna hear it
662
00:38:40,025 --> 00:38:41,526
and I'm sorry.
663
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,319
Like you said,
we barely know each other.
664
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,946
And here I was, trying...
You really don't think
665
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,698
we know each other?
666
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:49,325
I mean, I was justl was angry
when I said that and...
667
00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:52,287
Look...
668
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:56,875
sometimes I could swear
I've known you forever.
669
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,500
But in the grand scheme
of things,
670
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,335
Not long enough
671
00:39:00,336 --> 00:39:01,629
for me to be commenting
672
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,172
on your relationship
with your father.
673
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:04,631
You were just trying
to help me see
674
00:39:04,632 --> 00:39:07,134
that I'm full of shit.
675
00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:09,386
And you were sweet.
676
00:39:09,387 --> 00:39:13,265
It's funny. I feel like
every guy I date is...
677
00:39:13,266 --> 00:39:15,560
They're either messes...
Like my dad was...
678
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,227
Or they're like my dad is now,
679
00:39:17,228 --> 00:39:21,691
trying to be something
that they think they should.
680
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,151
Or they're me.
681
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,069
Both a mess and a fraud.
682
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,571
You're not a fraud.
683
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:29,573
- So just a mess?
- No, not more than anyone.
684
00:39:29,574 --> 00:39:32,785
But then there is you.
685
00:39:32,786 --> 00:39:35,245
I mean, you're not trying to be
anything than what you are.
686
00:39:35,246 --> 00:39:37,832
You're just you.
There's not an ounce
687
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,375
of falseness in you.
688
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:42,921
I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo
and you own starch.
689
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,506
And I like how you don't care
about dumb shit
690
00:39:45,507 --> 00:39:47,509
like posting your life online.
691
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,929
I mean, it's...
It's a revelation.
692
00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:55,850
Do you know how many selfies
I've taken on the toilet?
693
00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,018
A lot.
694
00:40:01,898 --> 00:40:04,401
Okay, instead of sitting here,
695
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,442
watching you judge me,
696
00:40:05,443 --> 00:40:07,027
- I'm gonna go pee.
- No.
697
00:40:07,028 --> 00:40:08,363
I'm not...
698
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:11,157
And try not to take a selfie.
699
00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:15,453
What are the chances
700
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,081
I'm getting a follow-up review?
701
00:40:29,092 --> 00:40:33,555
Apparently I've redeemed myself.
702
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,973
Far be it for me to stop you
703
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:37,808
from shouting it
from the rooftops.
704
00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:43,147
Plus, I guess it is nice
to hear it from your friends.
705
00:40:43,148 --> 00:40:45,066
Even if not all of them
706
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,943
can share in your happiness.
707
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,323
It's really too bad
708
00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,825
the one whose approval
you crave most
709
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,452
isn't my biggest fan.
710
00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:10,633
Fortunately, Paco's a
remarkably quick reader.
711
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,676
I can return the book I,
of course,
712
00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:15,638
never had any intention
of keeping.
713
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,098
And if that's not enough,
714
00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:22,102
if Peach still has a problem...
715
00:41:22,103 --> 00:41:24,022
well, every relationship has
716
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:27,107
its obstacles to
overcome, right?
717
00:41:27,108 --> 00:41:29,861
I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.
718
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,155
I won't.
718
00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:38,660
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