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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:09,174 He OD'd, and you were the one that found him. 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,259 You started a few poems about that day, 3 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:12,886 but you never finished them. 4 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,762 I have one just like this. 5 00:00:14,763 --> 00:00:16,806 It was my dad's. 6 00:00:16,807 --> 00:00:19,935 This is the red ladle story? 7 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,354 It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you 8 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,230 get the life you deserve. 9 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:26,023 You fall for the wrong men. 10 00:00:26,024 --> 00:00:27,860 You have questionable taste in friends. 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,738 And that Peach is the worst. 12 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,322 I just need to know who you really are, 13 00:00:33,323 --> 00:00:35,408 besides a broke poetry student 14 00:00:35,409 --> 00:00:37,785 in a subsidized apartment you could never afford. 15 00:00:37,786 --> 00:00:40,288 What you really need is someone to save you. 16 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:42,124 Let me help you, Beck. 17 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,041 Beck, is it? Blythe. 18 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:46,419 I read one of your essays in the "Review" last month 19 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:49,672 and it was so illuminating. 20 00:00:49,673 --> 00:00:53,010 That's funny. There's a book missing. 21 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,971 Joe was looking at it at my party. 22 00:00:55,972 --> 00:01:00,224 Tonight, I show you I'm the one. 23 00:01:00,225 --> 00:01:02,811 You want it down and dirty? You got it. 24 00:01:05,814 --> 00:01:07,775 Did you just... 25 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 26 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,289 Did you just... 27 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,598 What was that? 28 00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:43,268 Eight seconds? 29 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:48,065 Yeah. He's got that "Trump just took Pennsylvania" look. 30 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,026 Say something. Say... 31 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,069 "Happens all the time, NBD." 32 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:55,905 No, you'll sound like a slut. 33 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,657 You could say, "Let's order food." 34 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:59,242 Move past it. 35 00:01:59,243 --> 00:02:00,537 Is Grey Dog open late? 36 00:02:01,495 --> 00:02:04,330 Thank God! 37 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:08,752 - Um, I should... - Yeah, yeah. 38 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,008 Shit. 39 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,926 You idiot. 40 00:02:16,927 --> 00:02:18,846 Why did you tell him you were available this weekend? 41 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,848 Why don't you think? 42 00:02:22,182 --> 00:02:25,269 Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer. 43 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,562 You know how this works. 44 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:30,023 He paid for the bed you just got laid on. 45 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,359 Or whatever that was. 46 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,361 And your phone bill. 47 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:40,700 Good girl. 48 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:42,829 That wasn't so hard, was it? 49 00:02:46,081 --> 00:02:49,043 Seriously? 50 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,716 Seriously? 51 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,472 Hey, Beck, 52 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,556 I'm gonna run to the store. 53 00:03:03,557 --> 00:03:05,099 Shit, Joe. 54 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,643 Probably thinks you're hiding in here. 55 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,896 Hold on a second. I'll be right out. 56 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,859 God. Please stop. 57 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,986 They're just words, Beck. 58 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:19,032 Tell him what he wants to hear. 59 00:03:25,954 --> 00:03:28,165 No. 60 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,752 Joe? 61 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,675 Beck. 62 00:03:39,676 --> 00:03:42,597 You're a disaster. 63 00:03:45,641 --> 00:03:49,937 Last night. Eight second sex. Joe. 64 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,443 If you're gonna act like a whore, 65 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:59,447 may as well look like one. 66 00:04:08,705 --> 00:04:10,456 You just have a magic poon. 67 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:15,670 Thanks, that's helpful. 68 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:17,713 Is he big? 69 00:04:17,714 --> 00:04:19,967 Is he big? My God. 70 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,135 Why are you even asking them? 71 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:26,056 Can you for once just have your own opinion, Beck? 72 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,059 Got pix? 73 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,523 With the bun? 74 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,235 You're not helping. 75 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:43,489 Is he worth it? 76 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,994 Is he worth it? There we go. 77 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,369 Good question. 78 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:50,415 Is he? 79 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,624 Annika wouldn't know a good dick 80 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,419 if you hit her over the head with it. 81 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,337 It's not like it doesn't happen to tons of guys. 82 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:00,924 I mean, Benji used to nod off while going down on me. 83 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,176 I thought we weren't talking about Benji anymore. 84 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,345 We're not. He's dead to me. 85 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,015 I'm just merely using him as a reference. 86 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,933 Benji didn't work retail. 87 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,350 Joe works in a book store. 88 00:05:11,351 --> 00:05:13,020 A hop, skip and a bad haircut away 89 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,438 from selling men's leather bracelets at a Club Monaco. 90 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:17,398 Becks, love yourself. 91 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:19,444 Ghost him already. 92 00:05:21,069 --> 00:05:22,446 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, 93 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,239 but we are all clear. 94 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,657 Are you saying I don't have bed bugs? 95 00:05:26,658 --> 00:05:28,243 I didn't find a one. 96 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,537 Would you like to see the 22 bites on my ass? 97 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,787 Don't answer that. 98 00:05:31,788 --> 00:05:33,498 They're there. Go find them. 99 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,542 Go find them! 100 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,544 Wonder how he is with finding rare books? 101 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:40,964 Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz." 102 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,506 "Ozma of Oz." 103 00:05:42,507 --> 00:05:44,717 And who said anything about Joe? 104 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:47,136 That's it. I'm booking a room at the Mandarin Oriental, 105 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:48,929 and you're coming with. 106 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:51,390 I would so love to, but I can't. 107 00:05:51,391 --> 00:05:53,059 I, um... 108 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:57,229 I am going to a writer's retreat in Rockland. 109 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,732 - Since when? - She knows when you're lying. 110 00:05:59,733 --> 00:06:02,943 Since I wrote this piece in workshop 111 00:06:02,944 --> 00:06:05,112 that everyone called "treacly." 112 00:06:05,113 --> 00:06:06,948 Tell me you're not writing 113 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,825 another dead puppy thing as a metaphor 114 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,078 - for your dad dying. - I... 115 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,703 What? That's completely 116 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:14,164 what it's really about. 117 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,999 Look, I'm just saying, 118 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,917 stop killing puppies. 119 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:20,753 Write fresh. You know, there's so much more inside of you. 120 00:06:20,754 --> 00:06:23,090 Who are you now, Beckalish? 121 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,633 I thought it was 122 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,219 a good piece. 123 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,720 Aw. 124 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,970 Sorry, boo boo. 125 00:06:29,971 --> 00:06:33,266 Okay, go. 126 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:39,105 Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you 127 00:06:39,106 --> 00:06:40,607 and believe in her. 128 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,943 I know I do. 129 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,111 Literally the most supportive she's ever been 130 00:06:45,112 --> 00:06:47,739 about your writing, and you're lying to her face. 131 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:51,660 You are the worst friend. 132 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,538 Aw, there they are. 133 00:06:56,957 --> 00:06:58,333 Wait a minute, why do you need these 134 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,042 if you're going on a writer's retreat? 135 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:03,964 What? So it's look hot or be a writer? 136 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,227 You could just leave. 137 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:19,729 You could, you know, cut the cord, 138 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,897 take off the yolk. 139 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,983 Bon voyage, Captain. 140 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,987 You're a coward. 141 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:30,533 Britney got through 2007, though, right? 142 00:07:34,161 --> 00:07:38,330 Maybe this is what you need to find your inner bad ass. 143 00:07:38,331 --> 00:07:40,333 Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right. 144 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:43,838 "The solitary prowess of a silent life." 145 00:07:52,721 --> 00:07:54,681 What is it with motel rooms 146 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,350 and you wanting to dive into your panties? 147 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:02,813 He is always late. And you're frustrated. 148 00:08:02,814 --> 00:08:05,859 Plus, after last night, you're owed one. 149 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,736 Joe. 150 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,654 You seriously need to call him. 151 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:25,379 Has he been working out? 152 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,383 It's two days. 153 00:08:31,384 --> 00:08:33,386 You got this. 154 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,913 Did you just... 155 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,957 You should be screaming my name right now. 156 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:05,000 Digging your nails into my back. 157 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:08,254 You expected me to please you, get you off. 158 00:09:08,255 --> 00:09:11,508 But you didn't scream and my back is not bleeding 159 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,719 and you definitely did not get off. 160 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,471 You don't even know what to say, do you? 161 00:09:17,472 --> 00:09:20,475 You must be mortified. 162 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,644 Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck. 163 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:24,938 The hell have I done? 164 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,858 Seriously? 165 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,277 You're already telling whoever that is. 166 00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:33,613 I've reduced myself to an anecdote. 167 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,740 Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman. 168 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:39,286 Being generous. 169 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,621 Don't let it be Peach. 170 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:48,836 The Captain? 171 00:09:48,837 --> 00:09:52,923 The hell is this? 172 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,301 What? 173 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,385 Obviously, you don't love him. 174 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:58,806 Love ya! 175 00:10:06,062 --> 00:10:08,355 Love ya. 176 00:10:08,356 --> 00:10:10,984 Love ya? 177 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,737 You never said that to Benji. 178 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:17,449 And look what had to happen to him. 179 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,911 Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere... 180 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:31,046 Yeah, so here, you're sacrificing a hardcover 181 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,797 but you're getting greater textual accuracy 182 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:33,882 than any previous edition. 183 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,550 It's the final word 184 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,676 on the Tolkein trilogy. 185 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,013 Thank you so much. 186 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,766 My dick reduced to cartoon food items. 187 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,183 This is my nightmare. 188 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:45,851 A hot dog. I'll take it. 189 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:49,439 Yes, with the bun. 190 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,066 Tell her, Beck. 191 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,026 Go on. Listen to your gut. 192 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:56,446 Joe's the one. 193 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,239 Yes, worth it. K. One more shot. 194 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,868 Not like there was any real doubt. 195 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,537 Outfit? Are you kidding me? 196 00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:08,333 Just got it. Hope you like. 197 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,926 You do all this for him? 198 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,676 Christoph's party - 199 00:11:19,677 --> 00:11:21,388 Montauk tonight. U in? 200 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,098 Can't. Gotta write. 201 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,349 You even lie to your friends about this guy. 202 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:28,561 What the hell? 203 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,649 And you've been confirmed at the Seahorse Motel. 204 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,566 Ethan. 205 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,319 I need you to close tonight. 206 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,738 Man, I'd love to, but I gotta split soon. 207 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,907 Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding 208 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,368 a master class tonight. Wasn't a question. 209 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,578 I'm sorry. I have an appointment out of town. 210 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,379 Beck, I should be your captain. 211 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:21,029 It can't be. 212 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:23,366 How old is he? 213 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:27,995 If only I could tell you I'm here. 214 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:30,623 You don't need to do this, whatever this is. 215 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,709 It's not too late to stop it. 216 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,921 - So good to see you, hon. - Yeah, you too, Dad. 217 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,090 Dad? 218 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,723 The place belongs to a couple from church. 219 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,516 There are plenty of rooms and it's... 220 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,933 It's ours right through New Year's. 221 00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:52,353 Sounds like a pretty cool place. 222 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,189 Even has a hot tub out on the patio. 223 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,733 Though if... I know Nancy, 224 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,651 she won't let the kids near it. 225 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,320 She doesn't normally want the kids near me either, 226 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,988 but here we are. 227 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,657 I really think you'd love it up there, honey. 228 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,325 Yeah, um... 229 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:10,872 I don't know my schedule that far out, unfortunately. 230 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,374 Of course. II... 231 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,335 I understand. 232 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,420 And you wonder why he asks for more. 233 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,839 Um... 234 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,798 But I'll totally check and I'll let you know 235 00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:23,844 as soon as possible. 236 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,648 What? Is it too much for a Dickens festival? 237 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,899 No, no. I mean... 238 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:42,987 It's just some people may find it, you know... 239 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,658 How is Nancy? 240 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,922 Why is he your secret, Beck? 241 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,718 "Has only one fault that I know of. 242 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,555 "And it happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish 243 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,223 "is a want of taste. 244 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,392 She don't like me." 245 00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:17,312 Pretty great, sweetie? 246 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:19,606 Yeah, it's, amazing. 247 00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:22,652 Amazing this many people are fans of contrived plotting 248 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,070 and melodrama. 249 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,613 If they even read Dickens. 250 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,864 More likely they couldn't pass up 251 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,157 an excuse to day drink. 252 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,742 How's your mom? 253 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,619 Umuh, she's actually... 254 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,662 She's on a cruise. 255 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,787 But she's great. 256 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:35,289 Riddled with anxiety, 257 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:36,708 low self-esteem, on antidepressants, 258 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,792 dating men so safe and boring 259 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,085 she must wanna scream. 260 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,711 But don't worry. 261 00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:43,089 You abandoning her didn't scar her at all. 262 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,008 How about your brother? How's he doing? 263 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,968 You know, works a lot. 264 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,470 Anya, too. But they seem happy. 265 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,806 According to Facebook. 266 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,641 And how's school going? 267 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,935 It's great, actually. I'm... 268 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,186 I'm just working on building my portfolio. 269 00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:00,273 It'sit's more than just that first book. 270 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,191 You really need the second 271 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,110 if you're going... Hey, where are you guys? 272 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,196 Beck, you're such an asshole. 273 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,657 "Love me, Daddy. I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy." 274 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,950 God, just shut up forever. 275 00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:14,038 There they are. 276 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,999 My God. 277 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,959 She's actually gotten more smug. 278 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,543 Beck, look, I have a cane. 279 00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:23,296 Yes, you do. 280 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,922 Look at you guys. 281 00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,883 You look... pretty. 282 00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,344 Stop hating them. 283 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,595 They're just kids. 284 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,678 None of it's their fault. 285 00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:34,098 Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you. 286 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:38,143 Guinevere, how are you? 287 00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,521 Great. I love your dress. 288 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,773 Not necessarily you in it, but... 289 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,191 I bought you something. 290 00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:45,484 Just couldn't resist. 291 00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:48,821 No, she's not. 292 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,239 It's perfect. 293 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,700 Um... 294 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,662 You're slipping a bit, dear. 295 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,830 Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you. 296 00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:00,292 Thank you. 297 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,837 Play a game? 298 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,257 You really are capable of keeping a secret. 299 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,302 Four, by my count. 300 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,846 Who the hell are you, Beck? 301 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,978 Hi, there. 302 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,854 - Hey! That's a boy. - First try. 303 00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,231 You're a natural. 304 00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:25,608 Yo! 305 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,860 Two down. 306 00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:30,571 What an arm on him. 307 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,407 I know. II know I'm embarrassing, I know. 308 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,743 Babe, just get a shot for the blog. 309 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,869 Ooh! 310 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,747 If I wasn't so blinded by love, 311 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,456 I would've seen the secrets 312 00:16:41,457 --> 00:16:43,750 right in front of me, waiting to be uncovered. 313 00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:46,378 Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain. 314 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:50,758 AKA, Edward Martin Beck. 315 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,259 The addict part was true, I see. 316 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,885 But he never died, which he credits 317 00:16:53,886 --> 00:16:55,595 to his friends in the NA fellowship 318 00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:58,224 out of St. James Church. 319 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,308 It was there that he not only conquered his demons 320 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,228 but also met church rep and divorc�e, 321 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,146 Nancy Whitesell. 322 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:08,567 AKA, "The Christian News'" Mommy Blogger of the Year. 323 00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,902 "If Ned can do it, so can you." 324 00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,195 He became a feature in her blog. 325 00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,114 Then, her life. 326 00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:17,451 Less than a year, they were married. 327 00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,746 He really landed himself the perfect family. 328 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,414 If your step-mother is to be believed. 329 00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,374 But what about you, Beck. 330 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,878 Where do you fit into all this? 331 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:46,564 Your father has come such a long way. 332 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,316 He worked hard for it, too. 333 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,776 You're barking up the wrong tree, lady, 334 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,860 if you think I'm gonna sit here 335 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,152 and validate that man. 336 00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:54,948 Yeah, he's... He's lucky to have you. 337 00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,700 Just goes to show you what a good Christian household 338 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,620 and loving family can do. 339 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,704 She did not just suggest if you were more Christian 340 00:18:02,705 --> 00:18:05,083 he wouldn't have abandoned you for a crack pipe. 341 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,376 Mommy, come watch me. 342 00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:11,464 Excuse me, my dear. 343 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,016 Your dad talk to you yet? 344 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,060 She's so her mother, only less subtle. 345 00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:27,814 Talk to me about... Well, he's supposed to 346 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,526 tell you he can't send money anymore. 347 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,819 But he's gonna help you find a better job first. 348 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,530 Mom doesn't think he should wait. 349 00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,658 She's so cranky. 350 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,952 It's the hormones. 351 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:45,288 I wasn't supposed to tell you, 352 00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,500 but she's pregnant. 353 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:49,919 That's why they're fighting about it. 354 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,837 Great. That's great. 355 00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:54,798 He's starting a new family. 356 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:59,511 Because fixing the one he had obviously wasn't an option. 357 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:03,182 Why would he ever do that? 358 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,688 I'm going to find a bathroom. I'll be right back. 359 00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:19,365 Can I get another Timber Doodle? 360 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,837 Bitch. 361 00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:48,393 Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today? 362 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,729 Joe Goldberg is not working today. 363 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,899 But, I'm Ethan. 364 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,066 And you would be... Looking for Joe. 365 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,652 Expect him anytime soon? I do not. 366 00:19:57,653 --> 00:20:00,072 Relatively speaking. Joe's out of town. 367 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,908 But is there anything I can help you find? 368 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,075 Possibly. I'm in the market 369 00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:06,578 for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz." 370 00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:08,831 That's a pretty rare critter. 371 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,333 Not sure we have it. 372 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,791 See, books of that pedigree we keep 373 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,045 under lock and key downstairs. 374 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,631 And you don't have the key? 375 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,716 Well, normally I have the key. 376 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,508 But I just don't have it right now. 377 00:20:20,509 --> 00:20:22,929 Joe left with it. He just forgot to give it to me. 378 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,807 And where is Joe? 379 00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:30,603 I thought I was supposed to be writing. 380 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,270 Are you with Eight Seconds? 381 00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:34,440 No, I told you. I'm on a retreat. 382 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,817 Is he with you? 383 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,819 - What is it, Ethan? - Hey, bro. 384 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,864 I know you didn't wanna be interrupted, 385 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,783 but, this chick was just in asking about 386 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,661 a first ed. "Ozma of Oz." What are you talking about? 387 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,787 Joe's there, in Nyack. 388 00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,958 - What did she look like? - 25-ish, brunette, 389 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,794 kinda hot, but you know, maybe that's like a type thing. 390 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,461 Peach Salinger. 391 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,213 - Are you lying to me? - Of course you are, 392 00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,632 that's what you do, 393 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,758 lie so your life looks better. 394 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,094 Peach, I'ml'm not lying. 395 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,304 I told you, I'm here to write. I... 396 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,972 I can't deal with this right now 397 00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:09,642 I promise I'll call you. And you told her I'm here? 398 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,060 I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or... 399 00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,479 You'll know I'm here. You may already know. 400 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,274 Hey, you. Sorry. 401 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,441 So sorry. 402 00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:20,486 How is this explainable? 403 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,240 Do I run? Shit, shit, shit. 404 00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:37,836 Joe? 405 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,380 Beck? 406 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,757 What are you doing here? 407 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,269 That's true, you are a book seller, aren't you? 408 00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:57,897 Sadly, I humiliate myself like this annually. 409 00:21:57,898 --> 00:22:01,317 Well, this is kinda working for ya. 410 00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:02,694 You mock. 411 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:05,323 It'sit's fair. 412 00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:11,370 I'ml'm lying. I'm lying to you right now. 413 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,831 - Excuse me? - I knew you were here. 414 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,166 I wasn't happy with how we left things. 415 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,293 And apparently, neither were you, 416 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,669 seeing as how you were 417 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,254 hiding out in the bathroom. 418 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,088 I wasn't hiding, I swear. 419 00:22:22,089 --> 00:22:24,467 We can at least agree that I may 420 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,594 have left you a little wanting. 421 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,511 - Yeah... - So, you're saying you did 422 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:30,056 want it to last longer than eight seconds? 423 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,348 No! I meanyeah. As in... 424 00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:34,143 Wait, I thought it was a race. 425 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,894 Didn't I win? 426 00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:38,104 No. Um... 427 00:22:38,105 --> 00:22:41,150 I justl thought it'd be nice if I came and surprised you. 428 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,652 And not leave you with... 429 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:46,573 that memory of me for too long. 430 00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:50,659 How did you, um... 431 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,368 How did you know I was here? 432 00:22:52,369 --> 00:22:55,163 Well, you posted a nature shot this morning. 433 00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:57,916 See that little restaurant sign in the background? 434 00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:00,585 Apparently, Pops and Millie's ain't a chain. 435 00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,462 Shocking. Really should be. 436 00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:04,131 Yeah. 437 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,841 So I Googled it and I saw all the information 438 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,425 about the festival and I figured 439 00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:08,803 this was probably why you were in the area. 440 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,929 And by the way, this outfit 441 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,222 is really working on you, too. 442 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,227 Um... 443 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,772 Can you hold on for just one second? 444 00:23:21,273 --> 00:23:23,733 Hey, sweetie. Cooper's kinda hitting a wall. 445 00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,611 We were gonna head back and rest up before dinner. 446 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,113 Okay. I'll find my own 447 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,114 ride back to the hotel, so... 448 00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:31,700 And who is this handsome gentleman? 449 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,577 Sorry, this is... this is Joe. 450 00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:37,123 He works at a book store I go to in the city. 451 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,333 Well, hey, Joe. 452 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,669 This is my wife, Nancy. I'ml'm Ned, Beck's dad. 453 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,212 - Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you both. 454 00:23:44,213 --> 00:23:46,798 You're welcome to join us for dinner, Joe. 455 00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:49,844 Yes! Totally. If you can. 456 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,470 II'd love to. 457 00:23:52,471 --> 00:23:55,142 We'll see you then. 458 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,477 Okay... 459 00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,728 I can explain. 460 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:02,648 Um... 461 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,235 One day, when I was, um, 12, 462 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,488 I got home from school before my brother and sister. 463 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,614 My mom was at work. 464 00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:15,536 So I go into the basement to play "Mario Brothers". 465 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:19,206 And I, uhl find... 466 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,666 my father... 467 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,462 unconscious, with a needle in his arm. 468 00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:30,425 I thought he was dead. 469 00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,344 I'm so sorry 470 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,679 you had to go through that. 471 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,347 I mean, he survived it. 472 00:24:36,348 --> 00:24:40,685 Andwhich, of course, was this amazing thing. 473 00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:43,689 So when he disappeared on us because he relapsed, 474 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,441 I just... 475 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,985 I couldn't believe it. 476 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:53,531 Right then and there, I decided he was dead. 477 00:24:53,532 --> 00:24:56,076 Which is why I told you he was, which is... 478 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,956 totally wrong, I mean, who does that? 479 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,335 The first deep, personal thing 480 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,127 I tell you is a total lie. 481 00:25:06,128 --> 00:25:08,588 Well, hang on. That's... 482 00:25:08,589 --> 00:25:10,758 No, I get it if you are horrified 483 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,383 and think I'm a total fraud and liar 484 00:25:12,384 --> 00:25:14,595 and want nothing to do with me. 485 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:17,347 After everything you've been through? 486 00:25:17,348 --> 00:25:18,681 I get it. 487 00:25:18,682 --> 00:25:20,977 I'm sorry. 488 00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:26,191 You're sorry? 489 00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:30,237 I am. 490 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,989 Anyway, I was... I was at Brown 491 00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:37,575 and he tracked me down to say he had gotten clean. 492 00:25:37,576 --> 00:25:39,787 And then he says he wants to help 493 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,289 with my school and some of my bills. 494 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:47,752 Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment 495 00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,837 and start having lunches with him 496 00:25:49,838 --> 00:25:52,924 and doing stupid shit like this. 497 00:25:52,925 --> 00:25:55,510 Playing the dutiful daughter. 498 00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:59,347 Enduring this nauseatingly perfect new family of his. 499 00:25:59,348 --> 00:26:02,142 - I'm sure they're not perfect. - Believe me, 500 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,269 - they are. - Well, I guess 501 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,689 - I'll find out tonight. - No. 502 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,231 I'm not subjecting you to that. 503 00:26:08,232 --> 00:26:11,067 I'll justl'll tell them you had to go back. 504 00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:13,319 Book emergency. I'd be on board, 505 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,780 but that would be so un-Victorian of me. 506 00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,325 The virtuous maiden is supposed to be rescued 507 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:21,620 by the dashing, sometimes broody 508 00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:23,831 altogether charming hero. 509 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,210 And who is that? Is that... Is that meant to be you? 510 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,795 But that boat, she can take it. 511 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:30,796 - You know. - No, no, I know, 512 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:31,963 I know it well. 513 00:26:31,964 --> 00:26:33,214 I don't know if Beck's told you, 514 00:26:33,215 --> 00:26:34,216 but I captained the Nantucket Ferry 515 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,467 for 16 years. 516 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,551 I did not know... see, now, 517 00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:37,928 I feel like I've been telling 518 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,470 Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat. 519 00:26:39,471 --> 00:26:40,514 Please. 520 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,973 Do you sail, too? 521 00:26:41,974 --> 00:26:43,558 God, no. Never had the patience for it. 522 00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,853 Dad, you know your way around a sailboat. 523 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,479 Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs. 524 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,064 Yeah, I've been out a couple times. 525 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,607 You don't remember the renters next door? 526 00:26:51,608 --> 00:26:53,652 They had that Sunfish they let you take out. 527 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:57,364 The Murphys. Their cars were always blocking the driveway. 528 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,825 How's life in the big city, dear? 529 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,368 It's great. Thanks for asking. 530 00:27:02,369 --> 00:27:05,038 And we broke our centerboard that one time. 531 00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:07,333 Andand the current took us, like, halfway to Long Island. 532 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,500 Ehwhat'd I say? Not much of a sailor. 533 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:11,836 But you do, you remember it, right? 534 00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:13,547 I mean, it was pouring. 535 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:16,343 I learned every swear word in the book that day. 536 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,595 I don't think he remembers, dear. 537 00:27:20,596 --> 00:27:23,681 I think he can speak for himself, Nancy. 538 00:27:23,682 --> 00:27:26,393 God, you know, you don't... You don't have to protect him. 539 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,437 Okay, he'she's not a child. 540 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,605 You're one to talk. 541 00:27:30,606 --> 00:27:32,691 - Excuse me? - You invest nothing 542 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,276 in this family. 543 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,943 Nothing. 544 00:27:35,944 --> 00:27:37,571 Not even a call to your father on his birthday. 545 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,030 You know what? Stop. 546 00:27:39,031 --> 00:27:40,531 You have no idea what you're talking about. 547 00:27:40,532 --> 00:27:42,950 'Cause your father... He's just an ATM to you. 548 00:27:42,951 --> 00:27:45,203 - Right, Beck? - Please, 549 00:27:45,204 --> 00:27:46,788 let's not do this. Okay, I'm sorry. 550 00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:48,374 And what is he to you? 551 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,500 A feature for your blog so you can brag 552 00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,920 how you lifted him out of the pits of despair? 553 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,338 News flash! He was sober when you met him. 554 00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:56,964 I was in the pits with him. 555 00:27:56,965 --> 00:27:59,718 And not because I wasn't Christian enough. 556 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,220 You didn't save him. 557 00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,514 You think he'll fall over 558 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,098 if you pull your hand out of his ass? 559 00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:08,102 Guinevere! Enough. 560 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,268 What the hell are you looking at? 561 00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:10,312 - Guinevere. - Do not talk 562 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,563 to my daughter that way. 563 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,856 Okay, whatever. I'm done. 564 00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:15,566 And, um... 565 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:17,777 congrats on the baby. 566 00:28:17,778 --> 00:28:19,571 How blessed you all are. 567 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,935 Do you want him dead? 568 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,941 What? 569 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:02,114 Kinda feels like you and he... 570 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,824 have some unresolved stuff. 571 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,536 Believe me, I'm king of unresolved family issues. 572 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:11,124 I know what people splitting feels like. 573 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,877 I just wonder if... 574 00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,422 Look, he's here. He's alive. 575 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:22,218 Use that as an opportunity to talk to him. 576 00:29:24,386 --> 00:29:28,140 Or, you're a writer. 577 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,557 Could be helpful to write about him. 578 00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:32,518 Cathartic, too. What are you doing? 579 00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:33,687 N-nothingl don't... 580 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,063 Do you hear yourself right now? 581 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,315 I mean, who the hell are you 582 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:38,816 to tell me that I have daddy issues. 583 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:40,193 You don't even know me. 584 00:29:40,194 --> 00:29:41,194 Hey, Beck, hang... Hanghang on... 585 00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:43,154 Just go. 586 00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:46,284 Leave me alone. I'm serious. 587 00:30:07,888 --> 00:30:10,932 Hey, hon. 588 00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:12,977 We're gonna get going. 589 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:18,606 Cool, um... 590 00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:22,568 Thanks for dinner. 591 00:30:22,569 --> 00:30:24,614 This should cover the room. 592 00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:42,506 It's hard for me to see you with them. 593 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,758 I keep waiting for you to be you again. 594 00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,678 Well, this is me, Guinevere. 595 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,637 No, it's not. You were... 596 00:30:49,638 --> 00:30:50,889 Reckless. 597 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,223 And out of control. 598 00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:54,893 And, honey, you were a kid, you... 599 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,478 You didn't see what was going on. 600 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:58,438 Yes... 601 00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,440 Yes, I did. 602 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:03,403 And you were more than just an addict. 603 00:31:04,903 --> 00:31:07,240 I miss you. 604 00:31:10,826 --> 00:31:14,579 Whatever. 605 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,874 You know, I tell people that you're dead. 606 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:22,755 Kinda feels like you did die that day in the basement. 607 00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:29,429 I'm sorry you feel that way. 608 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,766 You were a good sailor. 609 00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:44,151 Well, maybe you can tell me about it sometime. 610 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:47,028 Maybe in Vermont. 611 00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:49,240 Over Christmas. 612 00:31:52,326 --> 00:31:54,453 Like I said, I'll have to let you know. 613 00:32:42,876 --> 00:32:44,710 On the plywood over the bay window, 614 00:32:44,711 --> 00:32:47,588 we spray paint taunts at Hurricane Isabel. 615 00:32:47,589 --> 00:32:50,258 Cow her into a tropical storm. 616 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:54,012 Her moon tide, though, carries your beach chair away. 617 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,018 Sea glass and Springsteen. 618 00:33:01,019 --> 00:33:04,564 The beached whale, the silent walk home. 619 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:07,693 The grill that doesn't start on the Fourth of July. 620 00:33:13,782 --> 00:33:18,077 The woman at the drug store you hit on who isn't Mom. 621 00:33:18,078 --> 00:33:21,123 The renters blocking the drive. 622 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:24,669 The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on. 623 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,880 Morning sun over Wauwinet. 624 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,466 The red ladle over the pan. 625 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,136 Your wrist, the perfect cant. 626 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:41,643 You leave for the 820 to Hyannis with one commandment. 627 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:44,689 Get the batter off the ladle while it's wet. 628 00:33:52,904 --> 00:33:54,906 The ladle's left in the sink. 629 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,951 Mom lets it soak. 630 00:33:58,952 --> 00:34:01,078 Leave it, she says. 631 00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:04,415 You go away, and we come home. 632 00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:07,251 And what's left of you. It loosens. 633 00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:09,588 And the water carries it away. 634 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:16,989 They say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed. 635 00:35:24,496 --> 00:35:28,876 I like who I am with you, Joe. 636 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,558 Mmsorry I didn't call. 637 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,519 Is it okay if I come in? 638 00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:19,718 Too rough for you, Goldberg? 639 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,969 Not at all. 640 00:36:27,893 --> 00:36:29,561 Yeah! 641 00:36:39,112 --> 00:36:42,199 I want you, Joe. 642 00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:19,945 Hey, stranger. 643 00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:24,198 You drool in your sleep. 644 00:37:24,199 --> 00:37:26,451 So cute. 645 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,035 Were you watching me? 646 00:37:28,036 --> 00:37:30,663 Maybe. 647 00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:33,290 Stalker. 648 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:35,628 Learn from the best. 649 00:37:49,891 --> 00:37:52,936 Howhow did you figure out where I live? 650 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:57,108 The bearded guy from the bookstore. 651 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,324 You taste like maple syrup. 652 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:13,164 - Wait. - What? 653 00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:21,506 I have to apologize about our talk. 654 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,841 I was a hostile goose. 655 00:38:23,842 --> 00:38:25,259 A hostile goose? 656 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,511 Yeah, geese are total dicks. 657 00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:29,263 But, no, seriously. 658 00:38:29,264 --> 00:38:32,850 You called me on my shit, 659 00:38:32,851 --> 00:38:35,729 and I took it really poorly. 660 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,355 Because, umwell, because 661 00:38:38,356 --> 00:38:40,024 you were totally right, and I didn't wanna hear it 662 00:38:40,025 --> 00:38:41,526 and I'm sorry. 663 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,319 Like you said, we barely know each other. 664 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,946 And here I was, trying... You really don't think 665 00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,698 we know each other? 666 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:49,325 I mean, I was justl was angry when I said that and... 667 00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:52,287 Look... 668 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:56,875 sometimes I could swear I've known you forever. 669 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,500 But in the grand scheme of things, 670 00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,335 Not long enough 671 00:39:00,336 --> 00:39:01,629 for me to be commenting 672 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,172 on your relationship with your father. 673 00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:04,631 You were just trying to help me see 674 00:39:04,632 --> 00:39:07,134 that I'm full of shit. 675 00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:09,386 And you were sweet. 676 00:39:09,387 --> 00:39:13,265 It's funny. I feel like every guy I date is... 677 00:39:13,266 --> 00:39:15,560 They're either messes... Like my dad was... 678 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,227 Or they're like my dad is now, 679 00:39:17,228 --> 00:39:21,691 trying to be something that they think they should. 680 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,151 Or they're me. 681 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,069 Both a mess and a fraud. 682 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,571 You're not a fraud. 683 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:29,573 - So just a mess? - No, not more than anyone. 684 00:39:29,574 --> 00:39:32,785 But then there is you. 685 00:39:32,786 --> 00:39:35,245 I mean, you're not trying to be anything than what you are. 686 00:39:35,246 --> 00:39:37,832 You're just you. There's not an ounce 687 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,375 of falseness in you. 688 00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:42,921 I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo and you own starch. 689 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,506 And I like how you don't care about dumb shit 690 00:39:45,507 --> 00:39:47,509 like posting your life online. 691 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,929 I mean, it's... It's a revelation. 692 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:55,850 Do you know how many selfies I've taken on the toilet? 693 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,018 A lot. 694 00:40:01,898 --> 00:40:04,401 Okay, instead of sitting here, 695 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,442 watching you judge me, 696 00:40:05,443 --> 00:40:07,027 - I'm gonna go pee. - No. 697 00:40:07,028 --> 00:40:08,363 I'm not... 698 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:11,157 And try not to take a selfie. 699 00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:15,453 What are the chances 700 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,081 I'm getting a follow-up review? 701 00:40:29,092 --> 00:40:33,555 Apparently I've redeemed myself. 702 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,973 Far be it for me to stop you 703 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:37,808 from shouting it from the rooftops. 704 00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:43,147 Plus, I guess it is nice to hear it from your friends. 705 00:40:43,148 --> 00:40:45,066 Even if not all of them 706 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,943 can share in your happiness. 707 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,323 It's really too bad 708 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,825 the one whose approval you crave most 709 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,452 isn't my biggest fan. 710 00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:10,633 Fortunately, Paco's a remarkably quick reader. 711 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,676 I can return the book I, of course, 712 00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:15,638 never had any intention of keeping. 713 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,098 And if that's not enough, 714 00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:22,102 if Peach still has a problem... 715 00:41:22,103 --> 00:41:24,022 well, every relationship has 716 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:27,107 its obstacles to overcome, right? 717 00:41:27,108 --> 00:41:29,861 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 718 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,155 I won't. 718 00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:38,660 49726

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