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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,882 --> 00:00:03,163 So, I'm out sick one day, and that's the day 2 00:00:03,188 --> 00:00:05,155 they decide to pick study partners. 3 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:07,180 Now I have my choice between the weird dude 4 00:00:07,232 --> 00:00:08,367 who always wears a bow tie 5 00:00:08,392 --> 00:00:10,390 or the girl who writes with a feather pen. 6 00:00:10,968 --> 00:00:12,151 Take bow tie guy. 7 00:00:12,187 --> 00:00:14,654 - He's a smarty. - How do you know? 8 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:16,921 Oh, come on, when judging a man's intelligence, it goes 9 00:00:16,946 --> 00:00:19,210 bow tie, straight tie, no tie, bolo tie. 10 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,304 Of course, if you're looking for sex, 11 00:00:22,329 --> 00:00:24,023 it goes the other way. 12 00:00:24,326 --> 00:00:26,410 That's true. My Victor used to wear 13 00:00:26,435 --> 00:00:28,235 a bolo tie on occasion. 14 00:00:32,095 --> 00:00:33,945 Did it get awkward because he's dead 15 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:36,087 or because I'm talking about my sex life? 16 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:38,135 Little bit of both. 17 00:00:39,093 --> 00:00:40,469 Geez, Tammy, 18 00:00:40,494 --> 00:00:42,214 you could just take the lid off and dip 'em. 19 00:00:42,239 --> 00:00:45,132 Sorry. In prison, you only get one crack at the shaker. 20 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:46,656 I'm living the dream. 21 00:00:48,051 --> 00:00:50,726 Oh, before I forget, I'm cleaning out my closet tomorrow. 22 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,417 - If anybody wants anything... - I'm in. 23 00:00:52,742 --> 00:00:54,075 No bags, no jewelry. 24 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,850 I'm out. 25 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,375 What size shoe do you wear? 26 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,817 The size you wore when you were eight years old. 27 00:01:00,288 --> 00:01:02,499 Oh, you're a man's size ten? 28 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,416 - I'll come. - Me too. 29 00:01:04,441 --> 00:01:06,575 Great. Party in my closet. 30 00:01:06,716 --> 00:01:08,250 That used to mean I was so drunk 31 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,085 I couldn't find my way out. 32 00:01:10,877 --> 00:01:12,760 You ladies want some dessert? 33 00:01:12,785 --> 00:01:15,152 - No, just the check. - Here you go. 34 00:01:15,265 --> 00:01:17,798 Oh, are we in a hurry? I was enjoying the company. 35 00:01:17,823 --> 00:01:20,161 Really? You wouldn't rather get home to your loving hu... 36 00:01:20,186 --> 00:01:22,770 hu-hu-hu... horde of cats? 37 00:01:22,856 --> 00:01:24,639 (mouthing) 38 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,390 Nice save. 39 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:30,217 - I'm sorry. - Are you doing okay? 40 00:01:30,242 --> 00:01:31,804 Okay. 41 00:01:31,829 --> 00:01:34,843 It's just been real lonely since Victor passed. 42 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:41,074 Well, I don't have any plans tomorrow 43 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:43,390 if you want to come over and... 44 00:01:44,911 --> 00:01:46,460 hang out. 45 00:01:47,046 --> 00:01:48,898 That would be wonderful. 46 00:01:48,923 --> 00:01:50,706 (chuckles) 47 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:09,289 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 48 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:20,342 Look who's still in bed as the clock strikes noon. 49 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:22,608 Shh. Desert Animal Rescue is on. 50 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:24,867 They're pulling a coyote out of a septic tank. 51 00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:27,765 Poor fella doesn't know they're trying to help. 52 00:02:30,843 --> 00:02:32,524 Oh, damn it. 53 00:02:32,549 --> 00:02:33,960 I'm not thrilled you're in here either, 54 00:02:33,985 --> 00:02:36,232 but it is where we keep the coffee. 55 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,440 It's not about you. I'm trying to fight with Adam, 56 00:02:38,482 --> 00:02:40,983 but auto correct keeps making my texts nice. 57 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:44,648 I meant to say "butt munch," not "butter munchkin." 58 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,990 Aw. He's your little butter munchkin. 59 00:02:48,843 --> 00:02:50,542 Who just canceled our dinner plans 60 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,628 so he could meet with the bar-stool salesman. 61 00:02:52,663 --> 00:02:54,039 He's opening a bar. 62 00:02:54,064 --> 00:02:55,897 Drunks need something to fall off of. 63 00:02:56,804 --> 00:02:58,467 I don't want to sound selfish, but I liked it better 64 00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:00,752 when his life was empty and he had nothing to do 65 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:02,276 but pay attention to me. 66 00:03:03,132 --> 00:03:04,723 TAMMY: Come on, swim to the harness. 67 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:06,364 They're your friends. 68 00:03:09,421 --> 00:03:11,015 (whispers): What is the plan with her? 69 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,242 - There is no plan. - So she's gonna live here forever? 70 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:15,317 I hope not, but maybe. 71 00:03:15,352 --> 00:03:18,187 You know she refers to our couch as her room? 72 00:03:18,212 --> 00:03:20,629 I'm sorry, but I can't just kick her out. 73 00:03:20,691 --> 00:03:22,945 I don't want you to. 74 00:03:23,191 --> 00:03:26,026 Actually, I do, but it makes me feel bad about myself. 75 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:28,664 TAMMY: Hey, Christy, I'm super cozy out here. 76 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:30,656 You mind grabbing me some more Froot Loops? 77 00:03:30,701 --> 00:03:32,000 Coming. 78 00:03:32,036 --> 00:03:33,835 Figure it out, butter munchkin. 79 00:03:34,872 --> 00:03:36,205 (phone chimes) 80 00:03:36,554 --> 00:03:38,123 "Who dis?" 81 00:03:38,209 --> 00:03:40,250 Not funny. 82 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,630 When. Thanks, Christy. 83 00:03:44,715 --> 00:03:45,848 My pleasure. 84 00:03:48,385 --> 00:03:50,886 Hey, can I tell you something? 85 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:52,688 I am so grateful to you and your mom 86 00:03:52,723 --> 00:03:54,223 for taking me in. 87 00:03:54,248 --> 00:03:55,864 I don't know where I'd be without you. 88 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:59,778 Of course. Stay as long as you need. 89 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,146 (knocking) 90 00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:02,648 So weak. 91 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,652 Hey, Marjorie, come on in. 92 00:04:06,677 --> 00:04:09,061 - Marge! - Hey, hello, ladies. 93 00:04:09,086 --> 00:04:10,869 Mom, your play date is here. 94 00:04:10,894 --> 00:04:13,052 I've been really looking forward to this. 95 00:04:13,077 --> 00:04:14,660 All right, you kids have fun. 96 00:04:14,685 --> 00:04:17,519 No prank phone calls, and don't use the oven. 97 00:04:17,631 --> 00:04:20,716 Well, look at you, 40 minutes early. 98 00:04:20,751 --> 00:04:23,468 Oh, sorry, just excited. 99 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:26,694 I've had today circled on my calendar since last night. 100 00:04:27,421 --> 00:04:29,591 So, what do you want to do? 101 00:04:29,929 --> 00:04:32,227 Well, I figured I'd be here all day, 102 00:04:32,263 --> 00:04:33,478 so I brought a puzzle. 103 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,953 - Oh, my God, a puzzle? - Oh, my God, all day? 104 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,487 Thanks for helping me out. 105 00:04:40,512 --> 00:04:41,845 Happy to. 106 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:43,393 In fact, I already cleaned out my closet 107 00:04:43,418 --> 00:04:44,717 to make room for all the stuff 108 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,074 I'm gonna get from your closet. 109 00:04:47,945 --> 00:04:50,662 And also, I'm your friend and I love you. 110 00:04:52,389 --> 00:04:54,923 I should warn you: my closet's a little messy. 111 00:04:54,948 --> 00:04:56,447 CHRISTY: Oh, I'm sure it's no big... 112 00:04:56,472 --> 00:04:57,922 Holy balls. 113 00:04:58,476 --> 00:05:00,255 Did you fire your housekeeper? 114 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,898 Or is she buried under all this stuff? 115 00:05:03,124 --> 00:05:05,104 I don't let Belinda come in here anymore. 116 00:05:05,129 --> 00:05:07,879 Caught her wearing one of my hats and imitating me. 117 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,099 Okay, let's do this. 118 00:05:11,135 --> 00:05:13,518 Jill, go get us four trash bags and we'll start sorting. 119 00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:14,959 I'm on it. 120 00:05:15,359 --> 00:05:16,638 Why four bags? 121 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,808 Stuff to toss, stuff to donate. Your haul, my haul. 122 00:05:20,203 --> 00:05:22,194 What do we do if we both want the same thing? 123 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,529 Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me. 124 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:31,205 "Dogs Galore," huh? 125 00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:34,072 What happened, you couldn't fine "Cats Galore"? 126 00:05:34,097 --> 00:05:36,421 I've already done Cats Galore. 127 00:05:36,446 --> 00:05:38,163 And Cats Galore Two. 128 00:05:39,031 --> 00:05:42,164 Cats Aplenty is on back-order till March. 129 00:05:43,312 --> 00:05:45,917 Hey, look, I put together this little fella's face. 130 00:05:45,942 --> 00:05:49,744 Oh, that's great, Tammy, but standard puzzling procedure 131 00:05:49,769 --> 00:05:52,019 dictates that we start with the edges. 132 00:05:52,176 --> 00:05:54,059 It goes edges, then corners, 133 00:05:54,084 --> 00:05:57,119 then color clusters... E-C-C. 134 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,660 Congratulations, you just took an unfun thing 135 00:06:00,684 --> 00:06:02,150 and made it less fun. 136 00:06:02,867 --> 00:06:05,404 In prison, every puzzle led to a fistfight. 137 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:07,679 Then again, so did daylight. 138 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:11,109 Well, worst prison riot I was ever in 139 00:06:11,134 --> 00:06:13,050 was over a game of Scrabble. 140 00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:15,342 We were almost finished, and then the new girl swallowed 141 00:06:15,366 --> 00:06:18,283 the W 'cause someone told her it was laced with acid. 142 00:06:19,406 --> 00:06:20,836 I hate Scrabble. 143 00:06:20,871 --> 00:06:22,421 It's got spelling and math. 144 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:24,562 It's just school in a box. 145 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:27,816 No offense, Marjorie, but you don't seem like the prison type. 146 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:30,178 Thanks to 39 years of recovery. 147 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:32,681 And these glasses on a chain. 148 00:06:34,442 --> 00:06:35,995 So, what-what were you in for? 149 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,469 Bank robbery. 150 00:06:37,554 --> 00:06:39,664 Here's a corner. 151 00:06:41,171 --> 00:06:43,308 Wait, you robbed a bank? 152 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,194 The money was for a righteous political cause. 153 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:49,937 And, uh, I really wanted tickets to Steppenwolf. 154 00:06:50,234 --> 00:06:52,701 Man, that is so cool. You had a reason. 155 00:06:52,736 --> 00:06:54,986 I robbed an Outback Steakhouse 'cause I was high 156 00:06:55,011 --> 00:06:57,061 and there was an Outback Steakhouse. 157 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,624 Ugh, I hate puzzles! 158 00:06:59,649 --> 00:07:01,482 They're so frustrating and boring. 159 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,404 Ooh, I got one. 160 00:07:05,888 --> 00:07:07,943 CHRISTY: Thank you, thank you, thank you. 161 00:07:07,968 --> 00:07:11,195 I am so wearing this to class Monday. 162 00:07:12,578 --> 00:07:14,639 Better to my reading because I'm definitely 163 00:07:14,664 --> 00:07:16,757 getting called on. 164 00:07:18,095 --> 00:07:21,361 (laughs) Oh, that looks so good on you. 165 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:22,719 I'm gonna keep it. 166 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:26,119 Got to stop trying stuff on. 167 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,904 Did you change your mind about this, too? 168 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,565 I did not. 169 00:07:31,575 --> 00:07:33,108 Jill, is that a real fur? 170 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,494 Sure is. And I never got a chance to wear it. 171 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,056 Couple of angry animal people got me 172 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:39,414 on the way out of the store. 173 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:41,351 Good for them. 174 00:07:41,785 --> 00:07:43,835 You know what, I do want to keep that jacket. 175 00:07:44,511 --> 00:07:46,311 Go limp. 176 00:07:48,008 --> 00:07:49,508 Fine, keep it. 177 00:07:49,593 --> 00:07:51,429 Thank you. 178 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:54,513 Oh, here's something I'm not gonna want back. 179 00:07:54,598 --> 00:07:56,632 Ooh, I like that. 180 00:07:56,657 --> 00:07:58,906 Oh, it still has the price tag on it. 181 00:07:59,803 --> 00:08:03,555 Wow, this is, like, 110 hoodies. 182 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,190 And a car. 183 00:08:05,523 --> 00:08:09,027 Yeah, I bought that the day my divorce became final. 184 00:08:09,052 --> 00:08:10,668 Ugh, the day Baxter and I got divorced, 185 00:08:10,693 --> 00:08:13,110 I treated myself to a Shamrock Shake. 186 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,453 - You okay? - Yeah, it's just hard 187 00:08:18,489 --> 00:08:20,071 to think about that time. 188 00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:21,790 Well, let's not, then. 189 00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:23,085 What's in here? 190 00:08:24,781 --> 00:08:26,578 That's my wedding dress. 191 00:08:26,975 --> 00:08:28,953 Zip it, zip it, zip it! 192 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:35,053 Come on, guys, it's a closet party. 193 00:08:35,201 --> 00:08:37,117 Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. 194 00:08:38,455 --> 00:08:40,593 I'm sorry, you're right. 195 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,403 Oh, my God. 196 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,739 When did you cross a prairie in a covered wagon? 197 00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:55,357 What were you thinking? 198 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,531 I bought that when I was pregnant. 199 00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:01,343 I was gonna wear it to my baby shower. 200 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,081 I must have sh-shoved everything in that drawer 201 00:09:05,106 --> 00:09:06,639 after I had the miscarriage. 202 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,031 Oh. 203 00:09:10,374 --> 00:09:12,290 Go limp. 204 00:09:21,219 --> 00:09:22,570 - It's okay, let it out. - (crying) 205 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:23,742 (whispering): It's so soft. 206 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,109 I know. 207 00:09:27,584 --> 00:09:29,781 Maybe you'd feel better if we got back to 208 00:09:29,806 --> 00:09:30,838 to cleaning your closet. 209 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,468 This isn't a closet. 210 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:35,020 It's a museum of all my failures. 211 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,984 Or it's a museum of the things that 212 00:09:39,009 --> 00:09:40,925 made you the person you are today. 213 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:43,601 A divorced, childless failure. 214 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,750 I was going for a strong, sober woman 215 00:09:46,775 --> 00:09:49,429 who has a chandelier in her closet. 216 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,758 It doesn't mean anything. 217 00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:55,570 Want me to go downstairs and get you some water? 218 00:09:55,857 --> 00:09:59,442 You don't have to go anywhere. Just open that cabinet. 219 00:10:04,616 --> 00:10:06,234 Ooh. 220 00:10:06,984 --> 00:10:09,429 A chandelier and a refrigerator. 221 00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:11,954 If that doesn't say winner, I don't know what does. 222 00:10:12,593 --> 00:10:15,575 You just have no idea what it's like 223 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,445 to still be such a train wreck. 224 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,853 What are you talking about? 225 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:20,828 My middle name is train wreck. 226 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,833 I'm in two 12-step programs 227 00:10:23,885 --> 00:10:26,726 and I get all my dental work done in Mexico. 228 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:30,007 But you never relapsed. 229 00:10:30,032 --> 00:10:32,749 You don't know how hard it is to get sober again. 230 00:10:33,296 --> 00:10:35,895 I mean, that's why I shop so much... 231 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:37,835 To distract myself. 232 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,656 Look... 233 00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:42,378 Leather pants. 234 00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,870 I mean, who am I, Pat Benatar? 235 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,188 I love her. 236 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,648 If you've been this upset, why haven't you shared about it? 237 00:10:57,673 --> 00:10:59,807 'Cause I'm embarrassed. 238 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:03,910 You guys are all doing so well. 239 00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:06,460 All I've done is throw away 240 00:11:06,485 --> 00:11:07,984 three years of sobriety. 241 00:11:08,687 --> 00:11:11,714 But you're back, and that's the important part. 242 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,031 Big whoop. 243 00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:15,972 My life's a complete waste of time. 244 00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:20,064 Okay, you know what? Ting-a-ling-a-ling. 245 00:11:21,273 --> 00:11:22,859 What's that? 246 00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:26,139 That bell means it's time to shut down the pity party. 247 00:11:26,914 --> 00:11:29,203 Ting-a-ling-a-ling. 248 00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:33,421 Are you trying to tough love me? 249 00:11:33,446 --> 00:11:34,968 I sure as hell am. 250 00:11:35,952 --> 00:11:38,085 Oh, you're so cute. 251 00:11:42,891 --> 00:11:45,842 Damn it. This isn't a hat, it's a puppy tongue. 252 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,599 Well, I got a boatload of tongues over here 253 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,957 if anyone needs 'em. 254 00:11:48,982 --> 00:11:51,191 - Seriously, you're hoarding tongues? - Yeah, what of it? 255 00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:53,869 Easy, easy. 256 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,528 What do you say we take a break and have some lunch? 257 00:11:56,553 --> 00:11:58,063 No. No food till we're finished. 258 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,563 Look at you... couple hours, 259 00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,387 you're a full-on puzzle junkie. 260 00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:03,933 Yeah. That's how I roll. 261 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,741 If it's fun, I make it a problem. 262 00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:10,240 You know we're all thinking it, 263 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:11,714 but I'm gonna say it out loud: 264 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:14,545 I wish puzzle club could be every day. 265 00:12:16,157 --> 00:12:17,828 We're not calling it puzzle club. 266 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:19,210 Yes we are. Marjorie and I decided 267 00:12:19,235 --> 00:12:20,435 when you were in the bathroom. 268 00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:22,820 I'm making us buttons. 269 00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:25,335 Hey, does Adam like puzzles? 270 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,726 I wouldn't mind our club bending co-ed. 271 00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:31,085 Adam doesn't have time for puzzles right now. 272 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,433 Or me. 273 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,542 - Oh, boo-hoo. - What? 274 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,600 At least he's alive. 275 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,566 Really? You're gonna play the widow card? 276 00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:42,225 Well, I find it wins most arguments. 277 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,418 Especially now that my cancer went into remission. 278 00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:47,426 So what are you saying, I can't complain 279 00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:48,644 I never see him anymore? 280 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,669 I'm just saying have some perspective. 281 00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:52,394 Oh, sure, I'm good at that. 282 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,834 Hey, how did you and Victor meet? 283 00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:58,082 Well, he just evicted Bonnie and Christy from their house, 284 00:12:58,107 --> 00:12:59,890 and we kind of hit it off. 285 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,325 That's adorable. 286 00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:04,961 Yeah. We were living in a motel known for its abundance of meth, 287 00:13:04,996 --> 00:13:06,379 but at least Marjorie had someone 288 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:07,737 to watch Blue Bloods with. 289 00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,371 Anyway... 290 00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,895 it was such a surprise for me. 291 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,652 I got to have a last love. I'll always be grateful for that. 292 00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:19,260 Why does he have to be your last love? 293 00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,027 Tammy, I'm a cat lady 294 00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:22,935 who just founded a puzzle club. 295 00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:27,063 Co-founded. 296 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,831 - Anyway, the odds are against me. - Well, you don't 297 00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,808 know that. Victor surprised you, maybe someone else will. 298 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,301 Yeah, Marjorie. Maybe you should have some perspective. 299 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:38,695 Okay, you guys, look, it's getting a little heavy. 300 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,097 Let's change the subject. 301 00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:42,191 Now tell me about this cancer. 302 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:50,597 Ms. Kendall, to women's shoes. 303 00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:53,754 (sighs) 304 00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:57,114 Well, I can see the floor again. I guess that's progress. 305 00:13:57,426 --> 00:13:59,059 How about we all go out tonight 306 00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:00,850 so I can thank y'all for helping? 307 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:03,191 - I have to work. - Me, too. 308 00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,800 But it's Saturday night. That seems unfair. 309 00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,201 - I'm a nurse. - I'm a waitress. 310 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,226 People like to eat on Saturday nights. 311 00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,629 And then have massive heart attacks. 312 00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:15,424 You know, this might surprise you guys, 313 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,426 but... I've never had a job. 314 00:14:18,737 --> 00:14:21,654 - Really? - No. 315 00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,679 Hand to God. 316 00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,941 Maybe you should think about getting one. 317 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,254 Why? 318 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,662 Because you were crying earlier that your life was meaningless, 319 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:40,054 and maybe a job would give it some purpose. 320 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,815 Or, at the very least, give you a boss you can bitch about. 321 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,707 Ugh, I hate Teresa. 322 00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:49,909 But what would I do? 323 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,715 Well, you love clothes. 324 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,525 Maybe you could work at a clothing store. 325 00:14:54,939 --> 00:14:56,610 Or open one. 326 00:14:58,169 --> 00:15:00,553 Hmm. And wait on people like me? 327 00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:03,032 I'm a nightmare. No, thank you. 328 00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:05,307 Well, what other job skills do you have? 329 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:07,665 I can ride horses, play tennis and fence. 330 00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:10,335 Great, you could be a camp counselor. 331 00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:14,331 Have you thought about going back to school? 332 00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,773 No way. Christy makes that look miserable. 333 00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:18,610 I'm not miserable. 334 00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,110 You complain about it all the time. 335 00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:21,885 All the time. 336 00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:24,728 Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me. 337 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,427 Jill's right. You're so cute. 338 00:15:33,314 --> 00:15:36,065 Can I see the box? I need to look at the picture. 339 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,757 An advanced puzzler would tell you 340 00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,532 it's cheating to look at the picture. 341 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:42,058 Well, I would tell that advanced puzzler to bite my ass. 342 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,466 Now give me the box. 343 00:15:45,657 --> 00:15:46,823 (gasps) Bam! 344 00:15:46,848 --> 00:15:48,196 Rainbow squeaky toy, done. 345 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:51,639 Ooh, which means my rottweiler fits right in there. 346 00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,364 Which connects to my pug tail. 347 00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,150 Way to go, Puss in Boots. 348 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,275 - Puss in Boots? - Yeah. I'm trying out 349 00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:59,658 nicknames for you. That's obviously not it. 350 00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:02,461 I didn't hate it. 351 00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:05,939 Here's a thought. 352 00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:09,235 What if Puzzle Club could be every day for the two of you? 353 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,360 What are you getting at? 354 00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,907 Well, you're all by yourself now, 355 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,982 and you could use a room with a door. 356 00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:21,173 So I'm saying, you know... 357 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:24,312 Oh, come on, people, follow the breadcrumbs. 358 00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:26,290 You two should live together. 359 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:28,414 - Oh. - Oh. 360 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,627 I'm not gonna say how I feel about it 361 00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:34,368 till you say how you feel about it. 362 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,712 - I think that's a great idea. - Me too! 363 00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:43,618 Just one thing. How do you feel about cats? 364 00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:46,095 - I always wanted one. - Well, now you have eight. 365 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,407 Actually, nine. 366 00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:50,697 A stray wandered in the night Victor died. 367 00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:53,985 I'm not saying it's him, but it's him. 368 00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:58,538 I have nine cats and a puzzle club. 369 00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,363 My life is awesome! 370 00:17:05,572 --> 00:17:09,291 Don't worry, this isn't garbage. We're just making a donation. 371 00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:12,400 Wow, did you do a neighborhood clothing drive? 372 00:17:12,425 --> 00:17:16,087 Nope, just one woman's obscenely large closet. 373 00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:18,571 There's four more bags in the car. 374 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,596 One of them's just sports bras. 375 00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:25,001 I shop to fill a hole, but that's not your problem. 376 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,487 This is all designer stuff. 377 00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:30,097 Yeah, but not from this year. Is that still okay? 378 00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:32,206 Yeah, we can make that work. 379 00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,196 Most of the women who come to our shelter 380 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,887 show up with nothing. 381 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:37,328 That's heartbreaking. 382 00:17:37,362 --> 00:17:39,112 Oh, but this is the kind of stuff that will 383 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:41,187 really help them get back on their feet. 384 00:17:41,212 --> 00:17:42,628 They can wear it to job interviews, 385 00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:46,103 or... if they win an Oscar. 386 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,745 I have a bunch of maternity clothes, too, 387 00:17:49,781 --> 00:17:50,985 if anyone here is pregnant. 388 00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:53,227 Oh, we've got pregnant. 389 00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:55,453 Thank you so much. 390 00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:58,056 I better get sorting. This is gonna take a while. 391 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,678 Okay, well, it's nice meeting you. 392 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,718 (quietly): You have a lot of free time. You could help. 393 00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:05,212 I have a lot of free time. I could help. 394 00:18:05,578 --> 00:18:07,862 How about Monday through Friday, 9:00 to 5:00? 395 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,337 - Okay. - Really? 396 00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:11,695 I was kidding, but that would be amazing. 397 00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:16,798 Look at that. I got a job. Ha, ha! 398 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,235 - Congratulations. - Yay! 399 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,871 Okay, I'm gonna go get the rest of the bags. 400 00:18:20,445 --> 00:18:23,337 Does she understand this is a volunteer position? 401 00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:24,931 She's got a chandelier in her closet. 402 00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,705 She's gonna be fine. 403 00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:32,907 Bonnie, it doesn't go there. 404 00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:34,220 - Yes, it does. - What... 405 00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:36,814 Come on. If you bend the pieces, I can't frame it. 406 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,316 (gasps) Ooh, can we put it in my room? 407 00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:39,774 I'm pretty sure the puzzle stays 408 00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,009 where the puzzle was completed. 409 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,967 Oh, time-out. 410 00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,821 Potty break. (groans) 411 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,306 You know, we could just finish it while she's gone. 412 00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:49,641 - She called a time-out. - So? 413 00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:50,842 And just like that, 414 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:52,462 puzzle club gets political. 415 00:18:55,849 --> 00:18:57,827 I think you're really gonna like living with Marjorie. 416 00:18:57,851 --> 00:18:59,184 Oh, I think so, too. 417 00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:00,958 I want to say... 418 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:05,167 what a pleasure it's been to be part of your... 419 00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:09,077 miraculous transformation, and, um... 420 00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:11,506 I'm really gonna miss you. 421 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,666 I'm only moving a half mile away. 422 00:19:15,212 --> 00:19:17,876 (strains): Mm-hmm. 423 00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:22,040 - CHRISTY: Hey. - Hey. 424 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,902 Ooh. You guys are doing a puzzle. 425 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,710 It's called "Dogs Galore." 426 00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:28,513 I see why. 427 00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:30,932 - Ooh, I got one. - Ah, puzzle club only. 428 00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:34,969 - Puzzle club? - Puzzle club. We're getting buttons. 429 00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:37,294 Hey, Christy, I'm moving in with Marjorie. 430 00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:40,859 Oh, okay. 431 00:19:41,064 --> 00:19:43,228 Are you gonna cry like your mom did? 432 00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:46,076 I am having big feelings. 433 00:19:48,378 --> 00:19:49,794 (mouths) 434 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:56,624 Oh, you are the finest person who has walked the face of this Earth. 435 00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,626 Thank you. 436 00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:00,390 BONNIE: Damn it, we're missing the last piece! 437 00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:02,058 TAMMY: Look on the floor! It's got to be here somewhere. 438 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:05,166 I knew they'd try to finish without me. 439 00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:10,079 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 31836

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