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Please, Luke.
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How many cups
have you had this morning?
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- None.
- Plus?
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Five, but yours is better.
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- You have a problem.
- Yes, I do.
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- Junkie.
- Angel.
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You've got wings, baby.
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Luke's. Yeah.
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You make that look really good.
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It is really good.
It's the best coffee in town.
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- Yeah? I'll have to get a cup.
- Good plan.
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I've never been here before.
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Just passing through
on my way to Hartford.
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You're a regular Jack Kerouac.
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- Mind if I sit down?
- Actually, I'm meeting someone...
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- I'm Joey.
- Okay.
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You don't have a name?
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I do have a name.
I just am really meeting someone.
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So I guess I should get going.
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- So soon?
- What?
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I'm just screwing with your mind.
It's nice to meet you.
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- Enjoy Hartford.
- Enjoy your coffee, mystery woman.
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I like that.
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- Hey, it's freezing.
- What do you need? Hot tea, coffee?
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Lip gloss.
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I have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,
and toasted marshmallow.
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Anything in there
not resembling a breakfast cereal?
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Yes. It has no smell,
but it changes colors with your mood.
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- RuPaul doesn't need this much makeup.
- You're crabby.
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I'm sorry. I lost my Macy Gray CD,
and I need caffeine.
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- I have your CD.
- Thief.
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Sorry, and I will get you some coffee.
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What? It's not for me.
It's for Rory, I swear.
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- You're shameless.
- Look, Officer Krupke...
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she's right at that table, right over there.
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He's got quite a pair, this guy. Thanks.
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- I've never been through here before.
- You have, too.
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Hi.
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- You really like my table, don't you?
- I was just...
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Getting to know my daughter.
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Are you my new daddy?
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You don't look old enough
to have a daughter.
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I mean it.
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And you don't look like a daughter.
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That's possibly very sweet of you. Thanks.
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So, daughter.
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- You know, I am traveling with a friend.
- She's 16.
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- Bye.
- Drive safe.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Independence Inn, Michel speaking.
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No, I'm sorry. We're completely booked.
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We have a wedding party here.
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No, there is really nothing I can do.
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Yes, I'm sure. Positive.
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No, I don't have to look, ma'am.
Yes, of course I'll look.
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No, I'm sorry. We're completely booked.
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No, don't move.
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Just ignore the tiny woman
pushing the 200-pound instrument around.
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This is good. I like this.
Maybe after this I'll bench-press a piano.
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That's it, lady. Tie your shoe now.
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Don't worry. I'll wait.
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- Hi, Drella.
- Hi.
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I was just wondering,
could you be nicer to the guests?
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I'm sorry. Did you not want a harp player?
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- Yes, I did.
- Did you not want a great harp player?
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- Yes, I did.
- I am a great harp player.
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And this is my great harp, okay?
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So if you just want someone
to be nice to the guests...
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get a harmonica player.
Some guy who whistles through his nose.
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Okay? Capisce?
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And that is a great spot for a table.
The decorator's a genius.
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Madame, you have no idea
how desperately I'd like to help...
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but I'd have to build a room
for you myself...
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and I'm not a man
who works with his hands.
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So the best I can do is suggest...
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that you please try for another weekend.
Any weekend.
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Good. Fine. The 21st. Hold on, I'll look.
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No, I'm sorry. We're completely booked.
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- Has the plumber attended to Room 4 yet?
- He was here. He did nothing. It's $100.
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Hi, Marco. Lorelai.
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Talk to me about Room 4.
What was wrong with it?
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I thought you replaced that already.
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Because you told me you did.
I never forget anything.
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So this one's on you, right?
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Pleasure doing business with you.
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- What is your offspring doing?
- I need stamps. Can I have these?
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- No.
- Take them.
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- What's with the muumuu?
- Stop.
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You couldn't find one made of metal,
in case anyone has x-ray eyes?
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And now we say goodbye.
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Have Michel look at your French paper
before you go.
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Excuse me?
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- That would be great.
- No.
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Come on, Michel.
I'll tell all the ladies what a stud you are.
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I believe that memo has already been sent.
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Please, Michel.
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Pretty please with sucre on top?
I will stop talking like this.
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Leave it. I'll look at it if I get a chance.
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It's due tomorrow.
And pay special attention to the grammar.
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I despise you.
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When are you gonna let your parents know
that you listen to the evil rock music?
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You're an American teenager,
for God's sake.
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If my parents still get upset...
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over the obscene portion size
of American food...
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I seriously doubt I'm going to make
any inroads with Eminem.
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- I have to go to that.
- The hayride? You're kidding.
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My parents set me up
with the son of a business associate.
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He's gonna be a doctor.
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- How old is he?
- Sixteen.
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So he's gonna be a doctor in 100 years.
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My parents like to plan ahead.
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- You have to go to the hayride with him?
- And his older brother.
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- Now you're kidding.
- Koreans never joke about future doctors.
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I guess you're not going?
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No. I'm still fuzzy on what's fun
about sitting in the cold for two hours...
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- with a bundle of sticks up your butt.
- Don't expect me to clear it up for you.
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For those of you who have not finished
the final chapters of Huckleberry Finn...
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you may use this time to do so.
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For those of you who have,
you can start on your essay now.
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Whichever task you choose, do it silently.
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- Maybe it's a love letter.
- Or her diary.
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Could be a slam book.
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It's the assignment.
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- Nice, huh?
- It's beautiful.
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Tell it to the tip jar.
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Take the bags up to 314.
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Make sure the drapes are closed
and there's extra soap...
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and she wants her pillow mints now.
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- Sookie!
- I'm okay.
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What did you do now?
Why weren't you watching her?
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No estabas cuidandola?
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No. She's this. Bad food in the head.
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- I need you to be more careful.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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I fixed the peach sauce.
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- That's blood. Why are you bleeding?
- My stitches opened.
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I was using too much maple syrup.
It strangled the fruit.
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- When did you get stitches?
- Friday night. Radish roses.
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Okay, stop moving.
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You gotta taste the sauce
while it's still warm.
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Sookie, I need you to be more careful.
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I need there to be fewer accidents.
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Dear God Almighty, that's incredible!
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I'll put it on the waffles tomorrow morning
for breakfast.
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- I wanna take a bath in that sauce.
- I will make more.
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Someday when we open our own inn,
diabetics will line up to eat this sauce.
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Won't that be great?
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The key to someday achieving that dream
is for you to stay alive long enough...
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so we can actually open an inn,
you understand?
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- Yes, I understand.
- All right.
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Now let's get you up and to the doctor
on three. One, two, three.
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What?
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Stepped on my thumb. I'm fine.
On three. Okay.
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- Was it a good color, at least?
- It had sparkles in it.
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And it smelled like bubble gum
when it dried.
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There's no way Mark Twain
could compete with that.
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Mom, we're home!
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- Did you hear something?
- I'm not sure.
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Mom, are you here?
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We're open. Everything's half off.
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We have contact.
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- Mom!
- Lane?
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Mom, where are you?
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- Lane, where are you?
- Back here.
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Over here.
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I think she's that way.
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- Are we closer?
- I'm by the table.
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She's kidding, right?
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Look, we'll meet you in the kitchen.
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- What?
- The kitchen!
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- Who's that?
- It's Rory, Mom.
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I could hear the disappointment from here.
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Come on. Stop it.
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It sucks that after all these years
your mom still hates me.
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- She doesn't hate you.
- She hates my mother.
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- She doesn't trust unmarried women.
- You're unmarried.
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I'm hayriding with a future proctologist.
I have potential.
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Go upstairs. Tea is ready. I have muffins.
No dairy, no sugar, no wheat.
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You have to soak them in tea
to make them soft enough to bite...
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but they're very healthy.
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How was school?
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None of the girls get pregnant, drop out?
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Not that we know of.
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Though come to think of it,
Joanna Posner was glowing a little.
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- What?
- Nothing, Mama. She's just kidding.
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- Boys don't like funny girls.
- Noted.
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Hello! Anybody here?
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We're here. We're coming.
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Have the muffins
made from sprouted wheat.
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Only good 24 hour.
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Everything's half off!
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- Where are you?
- Over here!
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- Where?
- By the chair!
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What chair?
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- Careful!
- I'm okay.
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Peppers.
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Mike.
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Hello, little vegetables.
Come with me. I got it.
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- Where's my glaze?
- In the counter.
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On the counter. On, not in the counter.
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Okay, good. All right.
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My sauce. That's pretty good.
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Hello. A little bit of green. Okay.
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Hello, my little babies. You like that?
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A little bit of juice.
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You're very pretty. Okay.
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It's here. It happened. She did it.
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I'm gonna need a longer sentence.
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The Chilton School. Rory got in.
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- Oh, my God!
- I know. Look.
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"We are happy to inform you we have
a vacancy at Chilton Preparatory..."
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"starting immediately.
Due to Rory's excellent credentials..."
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"and your enthusiastic pursuit
of her enrolment..."
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I offered to do the principal to get her in.
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"...we'd be happy to accept her once
the first semester's tuition is received."
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This is very exciting.
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- Is something burning?
- My bangs. Earlier. Go on.
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She can finally go to Harvard
like she's always wanted...
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get the education I never got,
and do all the things I never got to do.
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Then I can resent her for it...
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and we can finally have
a normal mother-daughter relationship.
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Mom?
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- You're happy.
- Yeah.
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- Did you do something slutty?
- I'm not that happy.
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Here.
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- What's going on?
- Open it.
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- I'm gonna be in a Britney Spears video?
- You're going to Chilton! Sorry.
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Mom?
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You did it, babe. You got in.
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How did this happen?
You didn't with the principal, did you?
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No. That was a joke.
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They have an open spot.
You're gonna start on Monday.
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- Really?
- Really.
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I don't believe this.
My God, I'm going to Chilton?
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Sookie, I'm going to Chilton!
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I'll make cookies.
Protestants love oatmeal.
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I have to call Lane.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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My girl's going to Chilton.
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Yeah, I know. Rory's going to Chilton!
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Michel, the phone.
241
00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:17,339
It rings.
242
00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:20,546
- Can you answer it?
- No.
243
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:24,782
People are particularly stupid today.
I can't talk to any more of them.
244
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:30,016
You know who's really nice to talk to?
The people at the unemployment agency.
245
00:15:31,858 --> 00:15:34,291
Independence Inn, Michel speaking.
246
00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:38,092
No, I'm sorry, we're completely booked.
247
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:42,588
I'm holding for Miss Bell.
I've been trying to get ahold of her all day.
248
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,459
Lorelai Gilmore.
249
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:48,763
Hi.
250
00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:53,101
Yeah, my daughter Rory
has just been accepted.
251
00:15:54,311 --> 00:15:55,300
Thank you.
252
00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:58,574
And I got the invoice
for your enrolment fee.
253
00:15:59,081 --> 00:16:02,072
That is a lot of zeroes behind that five.
254
00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:07,643
Okay, I guess what I'm wondering is...
255
00:16:07,722 --> 00:16:11,281
if you couldn't take, say, part of it now,
just to get her going?
256
00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:17,694
But she's supposed to start Monday.
257
00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:20,926
It just doesn't give me a lot of time
to pull a bank job.
258
00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:24,098
Never mind. I was just kidding.
259
00:16:24,269 --> 00:16:26,737
No, a bank job is robbing a bank, but...
260
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,170
No. I don't want you to give up her space.
261
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:39,474
I'll have to figure it out.
262
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:45,311
Okay. No, thank you.
It's been a real treat talking to you.
263
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:47,945
Yeah. Bye-bye.
264
00:16:57,531 --> 00:17:00,022
What do I do?
265
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,930
You can have anything I own.
My car. Sell my car.
266
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:05,766
Sweetie, no one wants your car.
267
00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:08,798
There's something I haven't thought of.
268
00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:12,502
There's something out there staring me
right in the face. I haven't seen it.
269
00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:15,340
- You might consider calling...
- No.
270
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,005
- But I don't think you have...
- Stop.
271
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:18,513
You can at least go and...
272
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,745
Okay, can I say one more thing?
I think it's your only option.
273
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:25,685
There are several chapters
from a Stephen King novel I'd reenact...
274
00:17:25,756 --> 00:17:27,723
before I'd resort to that option.
275
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:30,349
- Okay, dropped.
- Thank you.
276
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:33,117
Mom, so what do you think?
277
00:17:33,194 --> 00:17:34,990
It makes you look smart.
278
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:38,122
Okay, no more wine for you. Mom?
279
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,157
You look like you were swallowed
by a kilt.
280
00:17:42,236 --> 00:17:43,760
Fine, you could hem it.
281
00:17:43,871 --> 00:17:45,838
A little, only a little.
282
00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:47,736
Okay. Or I could hem it a lot.
283
00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:50,001
No, I don't want it to be too short.
284
00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:52,839
I can't believe tomorrow's my last day
at Stars Hollow High.
285
00:17:52,912 --> 00:17:53,935
I know.
286
00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:56,776
- Today I was so excited, I dressed for gym.
- You're kidding!
287
00:17:56,848 --> 00:17:59,782
- And I played volleyball.
- With other people?
288
00:17:59,851 --> 00:18:02,717
And I learned all this time
I was avoiding group sports...
289
00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,549
was very smart, because I suck at them.
290
00:18:04,622 --> 00:18:06,179
You got that from me.
291
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,384
- Where's your pate?
- At Zsa Zsa Gabor's house.
292
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:11,052
I'm going to the store,
because you have nothing.
293
00:18:11,127 --> 00:18:14,220
- Do you feel like duck?
- Lf it's made with chicken, absolutely.
294
00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:16,264
- I'll be back.
- Bye.
295
00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:19,859
All right, this will give you an idea.
296
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:23,165
- Go see how you like it.
- Okay.
297
00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:27,272
I love being a private school girl.
298
00:19:09,578 --> 00:19:10,805
Hi, Mom.
299
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,413
Lorelai! My goodness, this is a surprise.
300
00:19:15,049 --> 00:19:16,572
Is it Easter already?
301
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:21,183
No, I just finished up my business class,
and I thought I would stop by.
302
00:19:21,254 --> 00:19:22,981
- To see me?
- Yes.
303
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,313
Isn't that nice.
304
00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,017
- Come in.
- Thanks.
305
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,657
- The place looks great.
- It hasn't changed.
306
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,535
There you go.
307
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:43,166
How are the girls at the bridge club?
308
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,466
Old.
309
00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:47,802
Good.
310
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:56,148
You said you were taking
a business class?
311
00:19:56,818 --> 00:19:59,980
Yeah. I'm taking a business class
at the college twice a week.
312
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:01,315
I'm sure I told you.
313
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:03,878
If you're sure, then you must have.
314
00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:10,294
- Would you like some tea?
- I would love some coffee.
315
00:20:10,363 --> 00:20:13,331
- Emily, I'm home.
- We're in here.
316
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,260
Hi, Dad.
317
00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:18,935
What is it, Christmas already?
318
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:22,129
Lorelai was taking a business class
at the college today...
319
00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:24,174
and decided to drop in to see us.
320
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:25,571
What business class?
321
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,770
- She told us about it, dear. Remember?
- No.
322
00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:34,578
Actually, I came here for a reason.
323
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,914
Dad, would you mind sitting down
for a minute?
324
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,543
- You need money.
- I have a situation.
325
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:43,521
- You need money.
- Dad, just please let me get this out, okay?
326
00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:47,655
Rory has been accepted to Chilton.
327
00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:51,822
Chilton? That's a wonderful school.
328
00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:53,693
It's only five minutes from here.
329
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:57,201
That's right, it is.
She can start as early as Monday.
330
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:01,399
The problem is that they want me
to put down an enrolment fee...
331
00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:03,337
plus the first semester's tuition.
332
00:21:03,408 --> 00:21:06,467
I have to do that immediately
or she loses her spot.
333
00:21:06,711 --> 00:21:08,769
So you need money.
334
00:21:10,047 --> 00:21:11,138
Yeah.
335
00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:15,345
But it's not for me, it's for Rory.
336
00:21:15,419 --> 00:21:19,148
I intend to pay you back, every cent.
I don't ask for favors. You know that.
337
00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:21,086
Yes, we know.
338
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,251
I'll get the checkbook.
339
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:27,727
Thank you. You have no idea. Thank you.
340
00:21:28,063 --> 00:21:30,553
- On one condition.
- So close.
341
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,799
Since we are now financially involved
in your life...
342
00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:36,926
I want to be actively involved in your life.
343
00:21:38,605 --> 00:21:40,732
What does that mean, Mother?
344
00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:43,501
- I want a weekly dinner.
- What?
345
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:47,073
Friday nights, you and Rory
will have dinner here.
346
00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,168
Mom.
347
00:21:48,247 --> 00:21:50,646
And you have to call us once a week...
348
00:21:50,715 --> 00:21:53,615
to give us an update
on her schooling and your life.
349
00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:56,812
That's it. That's the condition.
350
00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:59,513
If you agree,
you'll come to dinner tomorrow night...
351
00:21:59,589 --> 00:22:00,850
and leave here with the check.
352
00:22:00,924 --> 00:22:03,915
Otherwise, I'm sorry, we can't help you.
353
00:22:07,596 --> 00:22:10,723
I don't want her to know
that I borrowed money from you.
354
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,291
Can that just be between us?
355
00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:15,300
Does 7:00 work for you?
356
00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:18,198
Perfect.
357
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,778
And we get to wear uniforms.
358
00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:39,645
No more people checking you out
to see what you're wearing...
359
00:22:39,718 --> 00:22:43,209
'cause everyone's dressed alike
in boring clothes, just there to learn.
360
00:22:43,287 --> 00:22:46,311
Okay, there's academic-minded,
and then there's Amish.
361
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:48,186
- Funny.
- Thank you.
362
00:22:48,925 --> 00:22:51,654
- I told my mom you're changing schools.
- Was she thrilled?
363
00:22:51,728 --> 00:22:54,218
The party's on Friday. I got to go.
364
00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:58,158
I have to have a pre-hayride cup of tea
with a future doctor.
365
00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,496
- How do I look, Korean?
- Spitting image.
366
00:23:00,568 --> 00:23:02,558
- Good. Bye.
- Bye.
367
00:23:11,345 --> 00:23:12,333
God!
368
00:23:13,313 --> 00:23:16,645
You're like Ruth Gordon,
just standing there with the tannis root.
369
00:23:16,716 --> 00:23:19,684
- Make a noise.
- Rosemary's Baby.
370
00:23:25,157 --> 00:23:27,750
- Yeah.
- That's a great movie.
371
00:23:28,693 --> 00:23:30,557
You've got good taste.
372
00:23:32,396 --> 00:23:33,953
Are you moving?
373
00:23:34,398 --> 00:23:36,228
No, just my books are.
374
00:23:36,299 --> 00:23:38,699
My family just moved here from Chicago.
375
00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:43,101
Chicago. Windy. Oprah.
376
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,162
Yeah, that's the place.
377
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,672
I'm Dean.
378
00:23:47,975 --> 00:23:49,236
Hi.
379
00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:53,836
Rory. Me. That's me.
380
00:23:55,649 --> 00:23:58,742
- Lorelai, technically.
- Lorelai. I like that.
381
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,643
It's my mother's name, too.
She named me after herself.
382
00:24:01,722 --> 00:24:05,316
She was in the hospital thinking about
how men name boys after themselves...
383
00:24:05,391 --> 00:24:08,086
so why couldn't women?
She says her feminism took over.
384
00:24:08,159 --> 00:24:12,594
Personally, I think a lot of Demerol
also went into that decision.
385
00:24:12,963 --> 00:24:14,897
I never talk this much.
386
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:17,489
I better go.
387
00:24:18,068 --> 00:24:20,399
- Sure.
- I have to go look for a job.
388
00:24:20,537 --> 00:24:21,901
Okay, good.
389
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:28,438
- You should check with Miss Patty.
- What?
390
00:24:28,511 --> 00:24:31,035
About the job.
You should check with Miss Patty.
391
00:24:31,113 --> 00:24:33,910
She teaches dance.
She was actually on Broadway once.
392
00:24:34,482 --> 00:24:36,915
I don't really dance much.
393
00:24:37,052 --> 00:24:40,486
No, she just knows everything
that's going on in town.
394
00:24:40,754 --> 00:24:42,846
She'll know if someone's looking.
395
00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,358
Great. Thanks.
396
00:24:50,462 --> 00:24:54,021
- What are you doing now?
- Nothing much.
397
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,032
I should throw this away at some point.
398
00:24:58,102 --> 00:25:01,194
Maybe you could show me
where this Miss Patty's place is.
399
00:25:01,339 --> 00:25:04,898
Yeah, I guess so.
I really don't have anything important to...
400
00:25:05,408 --> 00:25:06,738
Let's go.
401
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:18,011
- Have you lived here all your life?
- Yes. Pretty much.
402
00:25:18,087 --> 00:25:20,815
- I was actually born in Hartford.
- That's not far.
403
00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:23,047
- Thirty minutes with no traffic.
- Really?
404
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:25,147
- I timed it.
- Okay, then.
405
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,061
- Do you like cake?
- What?
406
00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:36,991
They make really good cakes here.
407
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,332
They're very round.
408
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,268
Okay, I'll remember that.
409
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,534
Good. Make a note.
410
00:25:44,842 --> 00:25:48,277
You wouldn't want to forget
where the round cakes are.
411
00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:51,010
How are you liking Moby Dick?
412
00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:52,843
- It's really good.
- Yeah?
413
00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:55,349
- Yeah, it's my first Melville.
- Cool.
414
00:25:55,418 --> 00:25:59,410
I know it's cliche to pick Moby Dick
as your first Melville, but...
415
00:26:00,522 --> 00:26:03,286
How did you know
I was reading Moby Dick?
416
00:26:05,193 --> 00:26:07,592
- I've been watching you.
- Watching me?
417
00:26:07,662 --> 00:26:12,064
Not in a creepy I'm-watching-you
sort of way. I've noticed you.
418
00:26:12,732 --> 00:26:14,062
- Me?
- Yeah.
419
00:26:14,634 --> 00:26:15,760
When?
420
00:26:16,636 --> 00:26:17,932
Every day.
421
00:26:19,239 --> 00:26:22,730
After school, you come out
and sit under that tree, and you read.
422
00:26:22,808 --> 00:26:26,299
Last week it was Madame Bovary.
This week it's Moby Dick.
423
00:26:27,078 --> 00:26:30,104
- But why would you...
- Because you're nice to look at...
424
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,808
and because you've got
unbelievable concentration.
425
00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:34,140
What?
426
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:36,412
Last Friday, two guys were tossing a ball...
427
00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:38,613
and one guy nailed the other
right in the face.
428
00:26:38,689 --> 00:26:41,213
It was a mess. Blood everywhere,
the nurse came out...
429
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:44,691
the place was in chaos,
his girlfriend was freaking out...
430
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,922
and you just sat there and read.
You never even looked up.
431
00:26:48,496 --> 00:26:52,864
I thought, "I've never seen anyone read
so intensely before in my entire life."
432
00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:55,159
"I have to meet that girl."
433
00:26:55,903 --> 00:27:00,066
Maybe I just didn't look up
because I'm unbelievably self-centered.
434
00:27:00,374 --> 00:27:02,864
Maybe, but I doubt it.
435
00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:09,570
- Did I ask you if you like cake?
- Yeah, you did.
436
00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:14,111
'Cause they have
really good cake back there.
437
00:27:25,761 --> 00:27:28,355
You were late getting home tonight.
438
00:27:28,698 --> 00:27:30,927
Yeah, I went to the library.
439
00:27:33,135 --> 00:27:36,627
We're having dinner
with the grandparents tomorrow night.
440
00:27:36,704 --> 00:27:38,967
We are? But it's September.
441
00:27:39,373 --> 00:27:41,967
- So?
- So what holiday is in September?
442
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:44,704
Look, it's not a holiday thing.
It's just dinner, okay?
443
00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:46,210
Fine. Sorry.
444
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,680
Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.
445
00:27:58,924 --> 00:28:01,483
I finished hemming your skirt today.
446
00:28:04,628 --> 00:28:07,221
A grunt of acknowledgement
might be nice.
447
00:28:07,298 --> 00:28:09,561
Why are we going to dinner
tomorrow night?
448
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:11,793
What if I had plans?
You didn't even ask me.
449
00:28:11,868 --> 00:28:13,960
- Lf you had plans, I'd have known.
- How?
450
00:28:14,037 --> 00:28:15,435
You would've told me.
451
00:28:15,504 --> 00:28:17,734
I don't tell you everything.
I have my own things.
452
00:28:17,807 --> 00:28:20,934
- Fine, you have things.
- That's right. I have things.
453
00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:24,341
- I had dibs on being the bitch tonight.
- Just tonight?
454
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:27,076
What the hell is wrong with you?
455
00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:31,810
I'm not sure I want to go to Chilton.
456
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,879
- What?
- The timing is just really bad.
457
00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:36,981
The timing is bad?
458
00:28:37,057 --> 00:28:40,651
And the bus ride to and from Hartford,
it's 30 minutes each way.
459
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,726
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
460
00:28:42,795 --> 00:28:45,456
I don't think we should be spending
that money right now.
461
00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:47,760
I know Chilton's
got to be costing you a lot.
462
00:28:48,099 --> 00:28:49,690
You've no idea.
463
00:28:49,766 --> 00:28:52,495
Your money should be going
into buying an inn with Sookie.
464
00:28:52,569 --> 00:28:54,559
What about college? What about Harvard?
465
00:28:54,638 --> 00:28:57,902
We don't know I can't get into Harvard
if I stay where I am.
466
00:28:58,408 --> 00:29:00,307
Enough of the crazy talk, okay?
467
00:29:00,376 --> 00:29:03,674
I appreciate your concern,
but I have this covered.
468
00:29:04,313 --> 00:29:05,974
- I still don't want to go.
- Why?
469
00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:09,015
- Because I don't.
- I have to get out of here.
470
00:29:13,121 --> 00:29:14,917
We have to pay first.
471
00:29:42,178 --> 00:29:47,080
One, two, three. It's a waltz, ladies.
Susie, do you have to tinkle?
472
00:29:47,183 --> 00:29:48,877
Then uncross your legs, darling.
473
00:29:48,985 --> 00:29:52,476
Rory, I think I found a job
for your male friend.
474
00:29:53,088 --> 00:29:54,315
What male friend?
475
00:29:54,389 --> 00:29:56,220
They need a stock boy at the supermarket.
476
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:58,348
I already talked
to Taylor Doose about him.
477
00:29:58,425 --> 00:30:00,017
Just send him around tomorrow.
478
00:30:00,094 --> 00:30:02,822
- Okay, thanks.
- What male friend?
479
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:06,392
He's very cute. You have good taste.
480
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,229
Hands in the air, not in the nose.
481
00:30:11,537 --> 00:30:13,663
You'll have to walk faster than that.
482
00:30:13,738 --> 00:30:16,968
You'll have to turn into frigging Flo Jo
to get away from me.
483
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,635
This is about a boy. Of course!
484
00:30:23,981 --> 00:30:27,677
I can't believe I didn't see it.
All this talk about money and bus rides.
485
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:30,309
You've got a guy,
and you don't wanna leave school.
486
00:30:30,386 --> 00:30:32,319
- I'm going to bed.
- God, I'm so dense.
487
00:30:32,387 --> 00:30:35,549
It should've been my first thought.
After all, you're me.
488
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:37,951
- I'm not you.
- Really?
489
00:30:38,026 --> 00:30:41,427
Someone ready to throw important
life experiences out to be with a guy?
490
00:30:41,496 --> 00:30:43,986
- It sounds like me to me.
- Whatever.
491
00:30:44,165 --> 00:30:45,961
- Who is he?
- There's no guy.
492
00:30:46,033 --> 00:30:48,728
Dark hair, romantic eyes,
looks a little dangerous?
493
00:30:48,802 --> 00:30:51,361
- This conversation's over.
- Tattoos are good, too.
494
00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:54,065
I don't wanna change schools
because of all the reasons...
495
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:55,834
I've already told you a thousand times.
496
00:30:55,908 --> 00:30:58,808
If you don't want to believe me,
that's fine. Goodnight.
497
00:30:58,877 --> 00:31:00,434
Does he have a motorcycle?
498
00:31:00,512 --> 00:31:04,345
If you're going to throw your life away,
he'd better have a motorcycle!
499
00:31:08,852 --> 00:31:11,945
- I think that went pretty well, don't you?
- Thanks for the knock.
500
00:31:12,022 --> 00:31:14,421
Listen, can we just start all over, okay?
501
00:31:14,491 --> 00:31:18,893
You tell me all about the guy,
and I promise not to let my head explode.
502
00:31:20,396 --> 00:31:22,386
Rory, please talk to me.
503
00:31:24,032 --> 00:31:25,726
Okay, I'll talk.
504
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:27,892
Don't get me wrong, guys are great.
505
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,936
I am a huge fan of guys.
506
00:31:30,271 --> 00:31:33,830
You don't get knocked up at 16
being indifferent to guys.
507
00:31:34,074 --> 00:31:37,271
Babe, guys are always gonna be there.
This school isn't.
508
00:31:37,344 --> 00:31:40,506
It's more important.
It has to be more important.
509
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,674
I'm going to sleep.
510
00:31:45,685 --> 00:31:48,709
You've always been the sensible one
in this house.
511
00:31:48,787 --> 00:31:51,311
I need you to remember that feeling now.
512
00:31:51,388 --> 00:31:54,288
You will kick your own butt later
if you blow this.
513
00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:56,757
- It's my butt.
- Good comeback.
514
00:31:57,093 --> 00:31:59,755
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Rory, come on.
515
00:31:59,829 --> 00:32:03,764
I don't want to talk about this.
Could you please just leave me alone?
516
00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:07,561
Okay. Fine.
517
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,832
We've always had a democracy
in this house.
518
00:32:12,907 --> 00:32:15,500
We never did anything
unless we both agreed.
519
00:32:15,576 --> 00:32:19,033
But now I guess I'm gonna have to play
the mom card.
520
00:32:19,846 --> 00:32:22,508
You are going to Chilton
whether you want to or not.
521
00:32:22,682 --> 00:32:25,775
Monday morning, you will be there.
End of story.
522
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,878
- We'll see.
- Yeah, we will.
523
00:32:55,971 --> 00:32:57,904
Okay. One, two...
524
00:32:59,674 --> 00:33:03,074
- I swear I don't know what happened.
- It's not important.
525
00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:06,111
I've made that dish a hundred times.
It never exploded.
526
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:09,745
- Please forget it.
- God, I killed a Viking.
527
00:33:09,816 --> 00:33:13,308
You should fire me
or make me pay the cost of a new stove...
528
00:33:13,385 --> 00:33:15,284
- out of my paycheck.
- Whatever you want.
529
00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:17,913
I can't afford a new stove.
Those things are expensive.
530
00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:21,516
Sookie, please, I am begging you,
pull yourself together.
531
00:33:21,594 --> 00:33:24,926
I got no sleep last night, and I think
I put my contacts in backwards.
532
00:33:25,096 --> 00:33:28,825
- Rory's still mad at you?
- I'm not so crazy about her, either.
533
00:33:28,899 --> 00:33:31,458
It was a fight.
Mothers and daughters fight.
534
00:33:31,535 --> 00:33:34,128
No, we don't fight. We never fight.
535
00:33:34,203 --> 00:33:36,534
You told me to tell you
when your daughter arrived.
536
00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:40,473
- She's here, and she's sitting in my chair.
- Hold on just a minute.
537
00:33:44,113 --> 00:33:46,273
And you are the one left standing.
538
00:33:46,348 --> 00:33:48,815
Life is a funny thing, no?
539
00:33:51,652 --> 00:33:54,780
No muumuu today.
You know what's weird? I kind of miss it.
540
00:33:54,855 --> 00:33:56,481
You left me a note to meet you here.
541
00:33:56,557 --> 00:34:00,390
I thought you might want to work
a couple hours, make a little extra cash.
542
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:02,427
- Fine.
- You're not gonna give me...
543
00:34:02,494 --> 00:34:04,724
the Mommie Dearest treatment forever,
are you?
544
00:34:04,797 --> 00:34:08,323
You wanted me here, I'm here.
Should I do something or what?
545
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,891
Yeah, go home. Dinner's at 7:00.
Be ready to go.
546
00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:13,802
- Fine.
- Fine.
547
00:34:18,809 --> 00:34:20,140
My chair.
548
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:36,919
Do we go in or do we just stand here
reenacting The Little Match Girl?
549
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,654
Look, I know we're having a thing here,
and I know you hate me...
550
00:34:43,729 --> 00:34:45,663
but be civil, at least through dinner...
551
00:34:45,731 --> 00:34:48,824
and then on the way home
you can pull a Menendez. Deal?
552
00:34:49,101 --> 00:34:50,192
Fine.
553
00:34:57,676 --> 00:35:00,109
- Hi, Grandma.
- You're right on time.
554
00:35:00,212 --> 00:35:02,145
Yeah, no traffic at all.
555
00:35:04,447 --> 00:35:07,506
I can't tell you what a treat it is
to have you girls here.
556
00:35:08,685 --> 00:35:10,448
We're excited, too.
557
00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:14,510
Is that a collector's cup,
or can I throw it away for you?
558
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:17,319
- In the kitchen, please.
- Sorry.
559
00:35:19,093 --> 00:35:23,256
- I want to hear all about Chilton.
- I haven't actually started yet.
560
00:35:27,567 --> 00:35:30,933
- Richard, look who's here.
- Rory.
561
00:35:32,538 --> 00:35:34,903
- You're tall.
- I guess.
562
00:35:35,407 --> 00:35:37,397
- What's your height?
- 5'7".
563
00:35:37,543 --> 00:35:40,841
- That's tall. She's tall.
- Hi, Dad.
564
00:35:41,045 --> 00:35:44,946
- Lorelai, your daughter's tall.
- I know. It's freakish.
565
00:35:45,016 --> 00:35:47,415
We're thinking of having her
studied at MIT.
566
00:35:48,253 --> 00:35:51,220
- Champagne, anyone?
- That's fancy.
567
00:35:51,854 --> 00:35:54,550
It's not every day
I have my girls here for dinner...
568
00:35:54,624 --> 00:35:56,523
on a day the banks are open.
569
00:35:56,626 --> 00:35:59,492
A toast: To Rory entering Chilton...
570
00:35:59,561 --> 00:36:01,585
and an exciting new phase in her life.
571
00:36:01,997 --> 00:36:03,429
Hear, hear.
572
00:36:04,598 --> 00:36:06,565
Let's sit, everyone.
573
00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:12,136
This is just wonderful.
574
00:36:12,273 --> 00:36:16,504
An education is the most important thing
in the world, next to family.
575
00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:17,837
And pie.
576
00:36:21,113 --> 00:36:22,204
Joke.
577
00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:43,824
- Rory, how do you like the lamb?
- It's good.
578
00:36:43,899 --> 00:36:46,025
- Too dry?
- No, it's perfect.
579
00:36:47,101 --> 00:36:49,592
The potatoes could use
a little salt, though.
580
00:36:49,704 --> 00:36:51,068
Excuse me?
581
00:36:51,739 --> 00:36:54,333
So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz?
582
00:36:54,676 --> 00:36:58,838
People die, we pay.
People crash cars, we pay.
583
00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:03,075
- People lose a foot, we pay.
- At least you have your new slogan.
584
00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:07,042
- How are things at the motel?
- The inn? They're great.
585
00:37:07,386 --> 00:37:10,354
Lorelai's the executive manager now.
Isn't that wonderful?
586
00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:13,115
Speaking of which,
Christopher called yesterday.
587
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:16,217
Speaking of which?
How is that a speaking of which?
588
00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:18,124
He's doing very well in California.
589
00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:20,355
His internet start-up
goes public next month.
590
00:37:20,431 --> 00:37:23,695
This could mean big things for him.
Very talented man, your father.
591
00:37:23,766 --> 00:37:26,825
- She knows.
- He always was a smart one, that boy.
592
00:37:27,602 --> 00:37:29,228
You must take after him.
593
00:37:29,304 --> 00:37:33,535
Speaking of which,
I'm going to get a Coke. Or a knife.
594
00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,224
Hi, how are you doing?
595
00:37:59,697 --> 00:38:02,392
- I think I'm going to go talk to her.
- No. I'll go.
596
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,432
You stay
and keep your grandfather company.
597
00:38:09,506 --> 00:38:11,564
Lorelai, come back to the table.
598
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,800
Is it going to be like this
every Friday night?
599
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,866
I come over
and let the two of you attack me?
600
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,809
- You're being very dramatic.
- Dramatic?
601
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,177
- Were you at that table just now?
- Yes, I was.
602
00:38:20,248 --> 00:38:22,579
You took what your father said
the wrong way.
603
00:38:22,650 --> 00:38:25,174
The wrong way?
How could I have taken it the wrong way?
604
00:38:25,252 --> 00:38:27,811
- What was open to interpretation?
- Keep your voice down.
605
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:31,344
No, Mother. I can't take it anymore.
Tonight has been like a nightmare.
606
00:38:31,491 --> 00:38:34,050
You're dripping all over the floor.
607
00:38:34,127 --> 00:38:36,185
Why do you pounce
on every single thing I say?
608
00:38:36,262 --> 00:38:39,355
That's absurd.
You've barely uttered a word all night.
609
00:38:39,431 --> 00:38:41,364
- That's not true.
- You said "pie."
610
00:38:41,434 --> 00:38:43,696
- Come on.
- You did. All I heard you say was "pie."
611
00:38:43,768 --> 00:38:46,293
Why bring up Christopher?
Was that really necessary?
612
00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:48,735
- He likes Christopher.
- Isn't that interesting?
613
00:38:48,806 --> 00:38:51,535
Because, as I remember,
when Christopher got me pregnant...
614
00:38:51,609 --> 00:38:53,166
Dad didn't like him so much.
615
00:38:53,244 --> 00:38:57,407
You were 16. What were we supposed
to do, throw you a party?
616
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,914
We were disappointed.
The two of you had such bright futures.
617
00:39:00,983 --> 00:39:05,214
Yes. And by not getting married,
we got to keep those bright futures.
618
00:39:05,421 --> 00:39:09,856
When you get pregnant, you get married.
A child needs a mother and a father.
619
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,358
Do you think Christopher
would have his own company now...
620
00:39:13,428 --> 00:39:15,895
if we were married?
You think he'd be anything at all?
621
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,827
Yes, I do. Your father would've put him...
622
00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:21,298
in the insurance business,
and you'd be living a lovely life right now.
623
00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:23,630
He didn't want
to be in the insurance business.
624
00:39:23,702 --> 00:39:26,397
And I am living a lovely life right now.
625
00:39:26,471 --> 00:39:29,234
- That's right. Far away from us.
- Here we go.
626
00:39:29,307 --> 00:39:32,538
You took that girl
and completely shut us out of your life.
627
00:39:32,610 --> 00:39:35,373
- You wanted to control me.
- You were still a child.
628
00:39:35,446 --> 00:39:38,470
I stopped being a child
the minute the strip turned pink, okay?
629
00:39:38,548 --> 00:39:41,710
I had to figure out how to live.
I found a good job.
630
00:39:41,784 --> 00:39:44,719
As a maid. With all your brains and talent.
631
00:39:44,787 --> 00:39:47,311
I worked my way up. I run the place now.
632
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:50,449
I built a life on my own
with no help from anyone.
633
00:39:50,525 --> 00:39:54,084
Yes, and think of where you would've been
if you'd accepted a little help.
634
00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:56,095
And where Rory would have been?
635
00:39:56,163 --> 00:39:59,859
But no, you were always too proud
to accept anything from anyone.
636
00:39:59,934 --> 00:40:03,197
I wasn't too proud to come here
to you two...
637
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,702
begging for money
for my kid's school, was I?
638
00:40:05,772 --> 00:40:06,999
No, you certainly weren't.
639
00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:10,599
But you're too proud to let her know
where you got it from, aren't you?
640
00:40:10,676 --> 00:40:15,374
Fine, you have your precious pride,
and I have my weekly dinners.
641
00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:18,207
Isn't that nice? We both win.
642
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:39,225
Mom?
643
00:40:40,268 --> 00:40:42,098
I'm okay. I just...
644
00:40:42,504 --> 00:40:45,336
Do I look shorter? Because I feel shorter.
645
00:40:46,773 --> 00:40:49,332
How about I buy you a cup of coffee?
646
00:40:53,312 --> 00:40:57,907
You drive, though, 'cause I don't think
my feet will reach the pedals.
647
00:40:59,618 --> 00:41:03,849
- Nice dinner at the grandparents' house.
- Yeah. Her dishes have never been cleaner.
648
00:41:03,955 --> 00:41:06,616
You and Grandma
seemed to have a nice talk.
649
00:41:06,690 --> 00:41:08,817
- How much did you hear?
- Not much.
650
00:41:08,892 --> 00:41:09,950
Snippets.
651
00:41:10,027 --> 00:41:11,960
- Little snippets.
- So basically everything?
652
00:41:12,028 --> 00:41:14,724
- Basically, yes.
- The best-laid plans.
653
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,568
I think it was really brave of you
to ask them for money.
654
00:41:23,771 --> 00:41:26,204
I so do not want to talk about it.
655
00:41:27,141 --> 00:41:29,870
How many meals is it gonna take
till we're off the hook?
656
00:41:29,944 --> 00:41:33,640
I think the deli spread
at my funeral will be the last one.
657
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:39,718
Wait, does that mean...
658
00:41:40,753 --> 00:41:43,346
Can't let a perfectly good plaid skirt
go to waste.
659
00:41:43,989 --> 00:41:46,013
Honey, you won't be sorry.
660
00:41:51,162 --> 00:41:54,426
You look nice. Really nice.
661
00:41:56,399 --> 00:41:59,891
I had a meeting earlier at the bank.
They like collars.
662
00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:02,366
You look nice, too.
663
00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:05,236
I had a flagellation to go to.
664
00:42:06,374 --> 00:42:09,240
- What'll you have?
- Coffee, in a vat.
665
00:42:11,011 --> 00:42:13,740
I'll have coffee also. And chili fries.
666
00:42:14,482 --> 00:42:17,381
That's quite a refined palate you got there.
667
00:42:21,154 --> 00:42:23,748
Behold the healing powers of a bath.
668
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:28,456
Tell me about the guy.
669
00:42:28,961 --> 00:42:31,758
You know what's really special
about our relationship?
670
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:34,492
The total understanding about the need
for one's privacy.
671
00:42:34,566 --> 00:42:36,965
You really understand boundaries.
672
00:42:37,368 --> 00:42:39,335
- So tell me about the guy.
- Mom!
673
00:42:39,403 --> 00:42:42,302
- Is he dreamy?
- That's so Nick at Nite.
674
00:42:42,405 --> 00:42:44,873
- I'm gonna find out anyway.
- Really? How?
675
00:42:45,608 --> 00:42:46,870
I'll spy.
676
00:42:47,576 --> 00:42:49,100
Coffee.
677
00:42:50,145 --> 00:42:51,441
Fries.
678
00:42:52,748 --> 00:42:56,808
I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy.
Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee.
679
00:42:56,884 --> 00:42:59,408
You do not want to grow up
to be like your mom.
680
00:42:59,487 --> 00:43:01,078
Sorry. Too late.
681
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:11,495
- Tell me about the guy.
- Check, please.
682
00:43:11,564 --> 00:43:14,532
- Are you embarrassed to bring him home?
- I'm not embarrassed.
683
00:43:14,599 --> 00:43:17,533
- Does he talk at all?
- No, Mom, he's a mime.
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