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I hope you're having a good
evening, I got some real bad news,
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somebody's been hurt very
very badly at the All Shop.
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And listen there was a
girl there but she had
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absolutely nothing
to do with it,
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I just wanna make that
real clear, it was me,
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me who pushed him
out of the window.
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I'm sorry I have to go because
I'm going on the run now.
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Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta
go on the run, OK,
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good evening, have a good one.
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OK, OK.
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It's time for me to
take him back, oh honey.
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Hi baby, what a
perfect baby you are.
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No I know, because she needs
some dancing and some loving.
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No I think it's
time to give her back.
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Let me kiss your nose.
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- Let me kiss your nose.
- Can ya give her back please?
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Please let go, let go please.
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Let's get outta here.
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If you ever need a
professional babysitter...
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- No thanks, we're fine.
- Because I do that.
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You got these in a size eight?
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You're an eight,
I'm an eight too.
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Well you got
these in an eight?
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I need something to wear to
the Fireman's Dance tonight.
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You're going
cause I'm going too.
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Honey
everyone's going.
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You're wearing these?
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If you got 'em in an eight.
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- An eight huh?
- Yeah...
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What is her deal?
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We only have 'em
in a size 13, so.
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But it's time for my break
and maybe I'll see you
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at the dance.
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Oh man, one by one they didn't
revise the schedule again.
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What?
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- Yeah man.
- Oh yeah right.
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I really need you for inventory.
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You said if I asked for
something two weeks in advance
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I could have it and I asked
for tonight off because...
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I asked for it off two
weeks ago, that I could...
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I really wanna go to the
Fireman's Dance tonight
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because there's a special
lady I'm hoping to see.
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I did ask for it off
two weeks ago Dale.
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You're gonna love
the new associates.
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- Neat.
- Yeah.
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So I can have tonight off?
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No can do bud, OK I need you back
on the floor, out you go, let's go.
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Dale you said if I asked
for it two weeks in advance...
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I don't remember this,
let's go buddy let's go,
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out you go, come on,
come on, out you go man!
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Attention All Shop
shoppers, we will be closing
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in 15 minutes, please bring
all your final purchases
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to the checkout.
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- And then just the top one.
- Very creative.
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Thanks Dale.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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Well what if some
kid wants this one?
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Watch
where you're going Dale.
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Yeah wasn't looking,
wasn't looking there.
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Oh hi Stephanie, hi.
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Words have a way with yourself.
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I read lots.
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I talk to you in my head
lots, sometimes out loud.
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Not in a like a creepy
way or nothing, just,
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just wish you were
there kinda way,
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wish you knew who
I was kinda way.
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I mean, I know you know who
I am, and I know you too...
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Because we work together.
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That's some pretty uh,
where'd you, where'd you
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get that corsage there?
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A man's taking me to
the Fireman's Dance.
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Man, man is?
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I was actually...
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Everyone's going honey.
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All right.
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Hey Stephanie?
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Just so you know, anyone messes
with you, I got your back.
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But no one is messing with me.
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I know no one is right
now I'm just saying
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if they were to, then in
that case I would be there,
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I would have your
back if they did.
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But no one is.
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- Leg trap to the right today.
- Thank you Ada.
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So you've finally
found the balls to put
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me out of my misery?
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Got your supplies, WD-40,
jumper cable, fishing line.
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Well if you must
come tomorrow I need
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a flashlight, concertina wire,
and a buckshot.
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All right, I'll
get you a light.
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- No buckshot.
- No I need a buckshot.
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- No buckshot.
- You will bring it.
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You got another
one from Canada.
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I wish you'd write
Uncle Frank back.
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I would like to meet him.
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My brother's never
been there for me.
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Eat up you wanna
get big and strong.
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They gave me a gook for
a nurse can you believe it?
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Ada is Filipino.
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Maybe she says that
but I know she's a gook.
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OK let's get you
dressed for dinner, OK?
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- Oh God, OK.
- Come on.
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Now you're gonna honor
our deal, I take care of you
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and then when the time is
right, you take care of me.
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Simple bullet to the head.
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I was 10.
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Ah they'll give us that grizzle,
it makes us die quicker.
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Sneaky, cancer is
getting me quick enough.
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At least the commies
were honest about it.
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They wanted us dead.
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Like your mom did with you, she
just missed her appointment.
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You gotta eat, Grandpa.
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I can't eat that
shit you have.
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I can't eat, I'm in love.
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Stephanie can you come out
to my office for a quick minute
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thank you.
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I was gonna take her
to the dance tonight,
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but Dale's got me working,
and she's way out of my league.
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You should enlist,
show up in uniform.
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Crushes them like
a boot on a daisy.
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Maybe I'll join the Marines.
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Then she'll wanna
be with me forever.
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When you go to war you
don't make ties, you cut 'em.
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I thought she was
the love of my life.
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Is that my grandma.
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No your grandma was a hole I
stubbled into late one night.
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That's Mary Lynson, that's the
only girl I ever really loved
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and I gave her up
for the Marines.
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Enlisted with my brother
before some coed sucked
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the courage out of him
he ran away to Canada.
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Got brainwashed by fellatio,
flower power and folk music.
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Probably speaks French
now, joined Al-Qaeda.
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What happened to Mary Lynson?
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Do you know where she is?
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Last I heard she was in some goddamn
place in Montana. Hartsville.
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That's home to the world's
largest gun, that's on my map.
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If you show me
that goddamn map
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again I'll shove it up your ass.
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We gotta get you to
Hartsville, Montana.
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And leave all this?
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We're gonna find Mary Lynson.
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No, she'll be old now.
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Probably smells of cat piss.
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Wouldn't it be
something Grandpa if,
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I went to to the dance
tonight and I got my girl
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and then one day we went on
a trip to Hartsville, Montana
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and we got your girl,
it'd be like that show
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that you used to watch,
on TV, about the cheetah.
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We could run and run and
run like that cheetah
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all the way to
your girl, Grandpa!
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That cheetah was
running to kill a gazelle
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- not make love to it.
- Yeah!
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You watch too much
TV, you're a pussy like my
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brother look at you, look at
you, go on, go off to Canada!
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Yeehaw!
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Grow some balls boy, man up!
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Wow, look at you.
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Huh, how are things
going for you out there?
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So busy.
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Who you chatting with?
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Your phone's dead Steph, you
have to charge the thing.
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I gotta go catch a
bus because I'm gonna go
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to the dance, so.
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Oh, I can give you
a ride to the dance,
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we can be dates or something.
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I'll take the ride but
I can't be your date.
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- No?
- Nah.
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I see you like the
dress from Sacajawea,
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a size too small perhaps.
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Well now I was just...
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You know what just
keep it, it's on me.
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Have a seat, hang out with me.
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I do like this song.
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You know I sit up here
sometimes and I watch you,
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on the cameras.
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I see you doing things,
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things I should
probably fire you for.
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Then I start thinking things.
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Things I don't
wanna be thinking.
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Things corporate certainly
doesn't consider core values.
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And here I am thinking them.
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Oh I was, I
was just borrowing those.
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Come here.
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I'm OK.
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Don't be silly come here, come
on, it's fine.
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- Hey, what's up bro?
- Hey.
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Do you know where Steph is?
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Upstairs talking
to half a sack.
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- Okay.
- Good luck.
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Thanks.
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I can't be with you, Dale.
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Why not?
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Everyone says you only
got one nut, and what am I
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supposed to do with that?
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No hey, hey!
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Get off!
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Stop it!
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Whoa...
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He's OK.
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He's OK.
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We'll just go.
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I shouldn't have taken the
dress this is all my fault,
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is Dale gonna be a vegetable?
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No.
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We need to call an ambulance.
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No I know, I know, we
will, we will, we will, OK.
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I promise, we will OK?
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The cops are gonna come
and take me away aren't they?
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Because if you would've just
let us be then none of this
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would've ever happened, I
just wanna go back in time,
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I can't lose my job, I cannot
lose my job because then
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the whole town is gonna know
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and then no one
is gonna want me.
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I hope you're having a good
evening, I got some real bad
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news, somebody's been hurt very
very badly at the All Shop.
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Yes ma'am.
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Well I pushed him out
of the window see.
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And listen there was a
girl there but she had
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absolutely nothing
to do with it,
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I just wanna make that
real clear, it was me,
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me who pushed him
out of the window.
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I'm sorry I have to go because
I'm going on the run now.
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Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta
go on the run, OK,
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good evening, have a good one.
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What did you just do?
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I just made a phone call.
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No you
lied I pushed him out.
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You didn't do nothing
wrong Steph, come in,
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get in I'll drive you
to the Fireman's Dance.
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They're gonna blame me
anyway so I'm going with.
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No.
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- Yes.
- No, Steph!
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So where are we
going on the run to?
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If there'd
be buckshot in there
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the end of you.
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You finally taking
me to the woods?
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Remember what I told
you, two to the chest,
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one to the head.
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You didn't sign him out!
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We're on the run lady.
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To a movie!
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I don't run for
anything what's going on?
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I pushed our boss
out of the window,
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and Harley took the rap for it.
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You what?
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You told me to
grow some balls.
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Yeah but not...
249
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,132
Can you help me?
250
00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:28,568
Yeah but not be a patsie!
251
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,169
Is this the one
you're crazy about?
252
00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:31,571
May as well as have done
it for a little treat.
253
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,172
Enough out of you!
254
00:20:33,174 --> 00:20:35,575
We're going
Hartsville, Montana
255
00:20:35,577 --> 00:20:39,379
home of America's largest gun,
and find Mary Lynson.
256
00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:41,547
I walked
on a top 17-year-old,
257
00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:43,750
what do I want from
a saggy 65 huh?
258
00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:46,086
It'll be just like
Vietnam, Grandpa.
259
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,487
The good old days.
260
00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:50,325
Oh I'm too...
261
00:21:05,573 --> 00:21:07,874
We're crossing the state line,
now the Feds are coming for
262
00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:12,411
you and they've got black
choppers, incendiary grenades
263
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:16,283
and affirmative actions,
you up for this son?
264
00:21:33,968 --> 00:21:35,136
Stephanie?
265
00:21:36,537 --> 00:21:37,705
I just uh...
266
00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,043
How you doing?
267
00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:45,312
I'm fine.
268
00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:50,551
First thing that you
should probably know...
269
00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:53,285
What?
270
00:21:53,287 --> 00:21:57,758
Uh, I would like very
much for you to be my girl.
271
00:22:07,101 --> 00:22:09,803
Harley I can't be with you.
272
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:12,604
Why not?
273
00:22:12,606 --> 00:22:14,639
Well it's just
that you're kinda...
274
00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:16,475
Kinda what?
275
00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:20,444
And I'm all about having
babies and I just don't think
276
00:22:20,446 --> 00:22:22,013
that you're daddy material.
277
00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:23,615
Steph I may not
be like those...
278
00:22:23,617 --> 00:22:24,752
So sleepy...
279
00:22:27,087 --> 00:22:28,756
Steph...
280
00:23:22,642 --> 00:23:24,544
So many messages.
281
00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:30,714
Hey!
282
00:23:30,716 --> 00:23:32,515
That's my phone,
why did you do that?
283
00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:35,485
Sorry it's just that I
think they can track us, so.
284
00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:39,556
I have, to my friends,
you had no right to do that.
285
00:23:39,558 --> 00:23:41,759
Stephanie they could track us.
286
00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:44,261
I wanna go to the
Fireman's Dance because I,
287
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:45,762
I'm missing the Fireman's
Dance, and I just wanna go.
288
00:23:45,764 --> 00:23:47,231
I'm sorry I didn't
mean to upset you.
289
00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:49,666
I don't wanna be...
290
00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:52,602
It's OK we can still
have fun even though we're on
291
00:23:52,604 --> 00:23:56,706
the run, we can see the
world, look, look, look.
292
00:23:56,708 --> 00:24:00,211
We could go see the world's
longest licorice rope,
293
00:24:00,213 --> 00:24:03,680
my foster sister would love
that one, she's a girl.
294
00:24:03,682 --> 00:24:07,684
Dino Land, or the
world's largest possum.
295
00:24:07,686 --> 00:24:12,256
Wow, world's largest
possum, Dinosaur World.
296
00:24:12,258 --> 00:24:14,459
That's gonna be neat, see?
297
00:24:16,628 --> 00:24:19,896
Looks like a
stupid kid's trip.
298
00:24:19,898 --> 00:24:23,869
Ah no this is great,
this is gonna be great.
299
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,743
I never been on a trip before.
300
00:24:33,578 --> 00:24:35,881
That's OK I'll take you.
301
00:24:43,321 --> 00:24:45,889
Could we just please eat at
all the places that I know?
302
00:24:45,891 --> 00:24:47,092
Yeah.
303
00:24:48,894 --> 00:24:50,561
Yes ma'am.
304
00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:57,269
What's this place?
305
00:24:59,304 --> 00:25:01,637
This is the Hork
Factory Monument, home of
306
00:25:01,639 --> 00:25:06,808
the world's largest can of
Hork right there, see that?
307
00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:08,944
Harley what's Hork?
308
00:25:08,946 --> 00:25:10,348
Hork, ham-pork.
309
00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:15,083
Come on Grandpa, you wanna come?
310
00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:19,023
Nah, leave me here,
let me broil to death.
311
00:25:20,624 --> 00:25:22,658
Naked and starving,
starving and naked.
312
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:25,694
Starving for reality,
starving for madness.
313
00:25:25,696 --> 00:25:28,098
Do you ever feel that way?
314
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,036
I'm always starving.
315
00:25:34,772 --> 00:25:37,272
That's right, all
this monkey-mind BS,
316
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:41,045
let's go back to our
bodies, right, yeah!
317
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,146
Fitz Paradise.
318
00:25:44,148 --> 00:25:46,048
I'm Steph.
319
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:48,317
I got
red floors in the cafe,
320
00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:51,320
better watch your step.
321
00:25:51,322 --> 00:25:54,156
This is our small batch
Oktoberfest Hork drink,
322
00:25:54,158 --> 00:25:58,193
you'll notice hints of
lemongrass and Dr. Pepper.
323
00:25:58,195 --> 00:26:02,164
Since 1932 Hork has
been an American food staple
324
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:05,300
and it's considered a
gourmet treat in South Korea.
325
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,802
As you walk through
the Hork Factory Museum
326
00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:10,738
you will learn about the
countries where Hork is sold
327
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:13,641
and eaten, so grab your
hats and jump aboard
328
00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:15,578
on the Hork Factory...
329
00:26:40,837 --> 00:26:42,870
I'm really excited to
learn from a real hero,
330
00:26:42,872 --> 00:26:44,071
I followed your career...
331
00:26:44,073 --> 00:26:45,840
How much do you squat?
332
00:26:45,842 --> 00:26:47,908
Not enough, I'm actually
in a lot of pain right now.
333
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:52,046
No, come on, self-defense.
334
00:26:52,048 --> 00:26:54,015
He still kidnapped
two people right?
335
00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:55,783
What a cock tease.
336
00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:58,085
Can I help you find
anything?
337
00:26:58,087 --> 00:26:59,621
Oh...
338
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,393
Do you sell that Kama Sutra
for pigs book?
339
00:27:04,526 --> 00:27:09,596
Yeah. I don't think
we have that.
340
00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:11,564
Do you sell forgiveness?
341
00:27:11,566 --> 00:27:13,269
Or redemption?
342
00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:16,571
Let me check.
343
00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:22,145
Morning boys!
344
00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:47,901
Whoa, you guys stay
back, stay back.
345
00:27:47,903 --> 00:27:51,573
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa!
346
00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:55,410
Officer down!
347
00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:59,648
- Get in, get in!
- You want a ride?
348
00:28:01,483 --> 00:28:05,253
You about the best
tornado I've ever seen.
349
00:28:06,455 --> 00:28:08,088
Fitz Paradise.
350
00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:09,956
Delighted.
351
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:14,626
So is there a
plan or just a duration?
352
00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:16,196
I see All Shop
is jumping on this whole
353
00:28:16,198 --> 00:28:17,763
diversity wagon, lucky you.
354
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:20,799
Ma'am Harley Johnson
just ran over a cop.
355
00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:23,103
The officer is in
critical condition.
356
00:28:23,105 --> 00:28:25,938
Hallelujah baby we got
ourselves a cop-killer.
357
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,540
He's not dead.
358
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,044
You gotta think positive here.
359
00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:42,690
You think you'll be all right?
360
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:49,895
Well it's its own journey,
karma always comes around,
361
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:54,168
a pig gets killed and is
reborn as a tasty snack.
362
00:28:55,537 --> 00:29:00,007
We're all connected,
worldwide.
363
00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:22,094
You know, I like that
you're quiet type.
364
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:26,500
I mean what is there really
to talk about anyway huh?
365
00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:32,571
Well what goes on in
that mind of yours?
366
00:29:32,573 --> 00:29:36,443
Or are you just living
on the heart level?
367
00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:43,382
Bald eagle huh, what a
symbol for our country,
368
00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:48,186
fly above everybody
else, all alone.
369
00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:51,122
I just like the bird.
370
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:56,395
Yeah, me too. I love eagles.
371
00:29:56,397 --> 00:29:57,931
We're complicated.
372
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:11,275
Yeah, he got away huh?
373
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,878
You blame yourself for
your partner don't you?
374
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,281
Well you should hun,
you shit the bed,
375
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:20,885
now I gotta track down a cop
killer that you let get away.
376
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,453
Wait, Stevie died?
377
00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:24,222
They said he was gonna
be fine, that it...
378
00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:28,226
Gonna need this to
cover up all the blood.
379
00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:30,063
- Hey?
- Yo Husseini?
380
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,500
You all right hun?
381
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,934
You up for this job?
382
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:40,504
Yes, ma'am.
383
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:45,742
Don't be fooled by
civilization, you are not safe.
384
00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:49,313
You wear that badge all
this color washes away
385
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,982
and you become a white man.
386
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,920
And we white men,
are the target.
387
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,515
Get back in
the van, this is a getaway
388
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,652
not a vacation.
389
00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:21,070
Pens pens pens, a gift
of the thought caption.
390
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:22,440
What's this?
391
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,564
Sweetened with the
tears of unicorns,
392
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:51,033
sweetened with the
tears of unicorns.
393
00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:52,634
Thank you.
394
00:32:52,636 --> 00:32:55,204
Wow you sure have a
lot of spending money.
395
00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:57,972
Oh I don't have any money.
396
00:32:57,974 --> 00:32:59,143
You steal?
397
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,076
Did Robin Hood steal bread?
398
00:33:02,078 --> 00:33:04,713
Did Jesus steal
the grace of God?
399
00:33:04,715 --> 00:33:06,881
That's so smart.
400
00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:08,983
But they're all little girls.
401
00:33:08,985 --> 00:33:12,821
No no no, look behind
the curtain Dorothy!
402
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:14,757
Selling cookies is how corporate
America turns little girls
403
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,125
into capitalize, teaching them
how to capitalize on their
404
00:33:17,127 --> 00:33:20,429
youth in skimpy outfits
to move product.
405
00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,664
Behind those multiracial
happy faces there's a big
406
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:25,233
patriarchal pimp turning
down little girls one by one,
407
00:33:25,235 --> 00:33:29,170
I steal to lift the weight of
these boxes off their backs.
408
00:33:29,172 --> 00:33:33,744
And because, I
like the mint ones.
409
00:33:35,979 --> 00:33:38,749
You're full of shit.
410
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:10,447
What is with this map?
411
00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:14,014
My foster family
went on this trip.
412
00:34:14,016 --> 00:34:17,117
Your foster family, no!
413
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:20,153
You can't drive the
same road twice!
414
00:34:20,155 --> 00:34:22,356
There can only be one Woodstock.
415
00:34:22,358 --> 00:34:26,830
Try and go back and you
get raped in a porta potty.
416
00:34:28,297 --> 00:34:31,901
No I didn't go on
this trip, I was busy.
417
00:34:33,969 --> 00:34:36,169
I think you dodged a bullet.
418
00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:38,538
You can't become a
man in the backseat.
419
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:41,541
I think they left you behind,
but they gave you something
420
00:34:41,543 --> 00:34:43,410
much more important.
421
00:34:43,412 --> 00:34:46,012
Yeah well they gave me this
map, because it's a souvenir
422
00:34:46,014 --> 00:34:47,849
which is nice.
423
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:51,651
No you need to lose this
thing, chart your own force!
424
00:34:51,653 --> 00:34:57,090
No, this the way we're
going, all the way to the end.
425
00:34:57,092 --> 00:35:01,563
To find Mary Lynson, long-lost
love of Grandpa's life.
426
00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:39,468
I bit off a man's finger once.
427
00:35:40,536 --> 00:35:42,403
What it taste like?
428
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,240
Tasty.
429
00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,210
Like...
430
00:35:58,987 --> 00:36:00,921
Anybody got any
magical dreams need catching?
431
00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,156
Yeah!
432
00:36:03,558 --> 00:36:07,161
Sure, dreams I know
about dreams, hah.
433
00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:12,398
Mama's driving now!
434
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,233
Oh God.
435
00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:16,902
Wait a minute, you
know how to drive?
436
00:36:16,904 --> 00:36:19,171
I drove lots.
437
00:36:19,173 --> 00:36:21,240
I can do it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
438
00:36:21,242 --> 00:36:24,845
See?
439
00:36:54,609 --> 00:36:56,642
I take full
responsibility for this
440
00:36:56,644 --> 00:36:59,546
and I will rectify
the situation.
441
00:37:07,454 --> 00:37:10,555
Hey do you know
who's car that is?
442
00:37:10,557 --> 00:37:12,692
Well do you like 'em?
443
00:37:49,361 --> 00:37:52,699
- They were here.
- How do you know?
444
00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:56,500
It's freakin' sightseeing!
445
00:37:56,502 --> 00:37:59,436
Not worried about us at all,
tra-la-la just taking in
446
00:37:59,438 --> 00:38:03,675
the sights, how about we
join 'em on the next one?
447
00:38:03,677 --> 00:38:06,209
What's the matter
with the cops?
448
00:38:06,211 --> 00:38:09,379
In Nam you'd be
dead meat by now.
449
00:38:09,381 --> 00:38:12,382
Grandpa do you
wanna come see this one?
450
00:38:12,384 --> 00:38:14,685
What kind of moron stops
at roadside attraction
451
00:38:14,687 --> 00:38:16,789
when they're on the run?
452
00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:21,458
I just want everyone
to have a good time.
453
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:22,962
Jesus.
454
00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:38,142
No one understood Mr.
Bunyan, he was just another
455
00:38:38,144 --> 00:38:42,715
giant reject, just
another tall loser.
456
00:38:43,982 --> 00:38:47,084
Until the day they
needed his help.
457
00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:49,953
And then he was there.
458
00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:54,426
He was always there, just,
wanting to be their friend.
459
00:38:56,128 --> 00:39:00,599
And now they love 'em so
much that they built this.
460
00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:06,803
Were Babe the Blue
Ox and Mr. Bunyan in
461
00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:08,739
a sexual relationship,
because my vote is still
462
00:39:08,741 --> 00:39:10,843
undecided on bestiality.
463
00:39:13,011 --> 00:39:14,845
That's one of those
pieces of the story
464
00:39:14,847 --> 00:39:16,847
you don't hear much about,
but that's interesting.
465
00:39:16,849 --> 00:39:19,783
Stephanie can I talk
to you by ourselves?
466
00:39:19,785 --> 00:39:21,186
OK.
467
00:39:29,861 --> 00:39:36,501
Hey Steph, got you
a present, for you.
468
00:39:58,288 --> 00:39:59,791
I'm not a child.
469
00:40:11,669 --> 00:40:14,369
Woman's like a rifle,
you gotta know how they're
470
00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:16,672
put together before
you can strip 'em down,
471
00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:20,577
you should've seen how
I handled Mary Lynson.
472
00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:29,584
I got
you a present too.
473
00:40:29,586 --> 00:40:32,054
I get it now.
474
00:40:32,056 --> 00:40:35,692
For a big blue cow,
Babe is kind of a fox.
475
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,727
Hey it comes with superglue.
476
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:42,097
Oh that I can use.
477
00:40:42,099 --> 00:40:45,236
There we go.
478
00:41:29,246 --> 00:41:32,213
...is asking for
help locating Harley Johnson,
479
00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:35,316
the fugitive had placed a
bizarre 911 call implicating
480
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:39,653
himself in the death of All
Shop manager Dale Hankey.
481
00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:42,257
Harley Johnson is the man
responsible for the hit and run
482
00:41:42,259 --> 00:41:44,391
of a police officer
that has left the victim
483
00:41:44,393 --> 00:41:46,393
in critical condition.
484
00:41:46,395 --> 00:41:49,563
A reward of $50,000 is being
offered for any information
485
00:41:49,565 --> 00:41:52,468
on the whereabouts of Harley...
486
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:39,679
See this is the
papa, because that one,
487
00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:44,450
this is the mama because it's
protecting all the babies.
488
00:42:44,452 --> 00:42:46,887
She wants to have a man and
babies because then you're
489
00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:49,722
not a stupid kid anymore.
490
00:42:49,724 --> 00:42:53,893
There's nothing better
than being a stupid kid.
491
00:42:53,895 --> 00:42:58,798
You're free, you're
untamed, you're unbroken.
492
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,501
You're alive, if
you wanna make life,
493
00:43:02,503 --> 00:43:05,037
you gotta give up on your own.
494
00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:07,006
When you have a baby, they cut
his cord and wrap it around
495
00:43:07,008 --> 00:43:09,141
your neck like a noose,
they blindfold you
496
00:43:09,143 --> 00:43:10,977
with insurance forms and
then as they roll the bodies
497
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,511
out, they stamp the birth
certificate and your
498
00:43:12,513 --> 00:43:15,081
death certificate, boom boom!
499
00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,984
One stop shop, every parent
dies during childbirth
500
00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:21,887
and nobody wants
to talk about it.
501
00:43:21,889 --> 00:43:25,226
There's nothing
wrong with babies.
502
00:43:37,672 --> 00:43:41,573
You wanna see a T-rex made
out of oil drums with me?
503
00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:44,844
I don't need to see that.
504
00:43:44,846 --> 00:43:48,948
These places are all the
same, monuments to the worst
505
00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:51,350
that's happened to man.
506
00:43:51,352 --> 00:43:53,620
Cause of all this misery.
507
00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:57,691
What's that?
508
00:43:58,725 --> 00:43:59,893
Leisure.
509
00:44:47,007 --> 00:44:50,075
What'cha looking at, hey
hey hey you get your ass
510
00:44:50,077 --> 00:44:52,611
out of there, that's my blues.
511
00:44:53,947 --> 00:44:56,247
Why aren't you wearing 'em?
512
00:44:56,249 --> 00:44:59,419
Because that's
for special times.
513
00:45:14,367 --> 00:45:16,134
Lived your lives as civilians
514
00:45:16,136 --> 00:45:17,868
and hunker down,
is that the plan?
515
00:45:17,870 --> 00:45:19,370
Sure.
516
00:45:19,372 --> 00:45:23,443
Being young as
clothes on a clothesline.
517
00:45:59,078 --> 00:46:01,245
Gimme that I'm
gonna have that.
518
00:46:01,247 --> 00:46:03,547
Now you see a word to your
folks I'll shoot your eyes out
519
00:46:03,549 --> 00:46:07,317
and these dirt roads are no
good for blind boys OK?
520
00:46:09,088 --> 00:46:10,923
Go on, run along now.
521
00:46:14,093 --> 00:46:17,227
Hey do you know anywhere
good to eat 'round here?
522
00:46:17,229 --> 00:46:20,732
They got burgers down
near by the flea market.
523
00:46:32,911 --> 00:46:34,212
It's a dog.
524
00:46:42,253 --> 00:46:44,355
In Nam they eat dogs.
525
00:46:45,690 --> 00:46:49,595
I'm gonna name
HJ Farrara junior.
526
00:46:51,763 --> 00:46:55,967
Hi HJ, hi baby, hi baby.
527
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:08,446
Ain't those the
people we've seen on TV?
528
00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:19,322
It's time we get disguised.
529
00:47:19,324 --> 00:47:20,755
Where'd you find all that?
530
00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:22,427
Oh it found me.
531
00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:41,479
Cheers.
532
00:47:44,415 --> 00:47:46,950
I have to go powder my ears.
533
00:47:49,487 --> 00:47:50,521
A lady thing.
534
00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:15,510
I told you I didn't do that.
535
00:48:15,512 --> 00:48:19,347
Not even...
536
00:48:19,349 --> 00:48:21,683
What is responsibility
to you, I'm responding,
537
00:48:21,685 --> 00:48:24,354
I'm responding to a new life.
538
00:48:36,133 --> 00:48:38,735
Fries, fry, fries, fry fry fry.
539
00:48:43,473 --> 00:48:45,340
Everything OK?
540
00:48:45,342 --> 00:48:47,309
If you wanna pretend
like you're on some
541
00:48:47,311 --> 00:48:50,811
family vacation that's fine,
but I'm not like you daddy,
542
00:48:50,813 --> 00:48:53,881
I don't wanna play house.
543
00:48:53,883 --> 00:48:55,517
I wasn't trying to...
544
00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:57,153
I want my time.
545
00:48:58,655 --> 00:49:00,890
I saw so much of my time.
546
00:49:02,258 --> 00:49:05,895
To buy shit, that I
didn't even want, why?
547
00:49:07,196 --> 00:49:08,598
So I could breed?
548
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:14,268
And teach my litter
how to buy more shit?
549
00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:17,237
That drives me madhouse.
550
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,873
You wanna know what
my parents named me?
551
00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,542
Fitz Paradise.
552
00:49:21,544 --> 00:49:22,943
Bunny.
553
00:49:26,349 --> 00:49:27,683
Bunny.
554
00:49:29,418 --> 00:49:33,622
That's not me, I am not some
cute fuzzy thing in a cage.
555
00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,360
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
556
00:49:45,301 --> 00:49:48,402
Cost of a year of
incarceration, $50,000.
557
00:49:48,404 --> 00:49:51,605
Cost of a single bullet,
50 cents you do the math.
558
00:49:51,607 --> 00:49:54,107
But you gotta be smart
about it these days,
559
00:49:54,109 --> 00:49:56,577
everybody's got a camera phone.
560
00:49:56,579 --> 00:49:59,912
Oh we're close, and local
PD is already pulling in.
561
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:02,549
And yes the place
is actually called
562
00:50:02,551 --> 00:50:05,920
The World's Most
Awesome Flea Market.
563
00:50:08,758 --> 00:50:09,956
Good.
564
00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,891
- Liking it, Grandpa?
- Yeah.
565
00:50:11,893 --> 00:50:13,126
Well you ate that all huh?
566
00:50:13,128 --> 00:50:14,728
- Hmm.
- That's good.
567
00:50:14,730 --> 00:50:16,730
Authorities
have released photos
568
00:50:16,732 --> 00:50:18,331
of Harley Johnson in
connection with the dead of
569
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,667
All Shop manager Dale
Hankey, a hit and run of
570
00:50:20,669 --> 00:50:22,402
a police officer, and the
kidnapping of Stephanie Peterson
571
00:50:22,404 --> 00:50:24,170
and Garrison Curtis.
572
00:50:24,172 --> 00:50:26,339
A reward of $75,000
has now been...
573
00:50:26,341 --> 00:50:28,141
Should I go to
Canada, Grandpa?
574
00:50:28,143 --> 00:50:31,511
Perfect, Canada, you, my
brother and the Taliban.
575
00:50:31,513 --> 00:50:33,946
We are live
Stephanie Peterson's mother
576
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,282
who is pleading for
her safe return.
577
00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:38,117
Oh I'll get
for saying it
578
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:40,119
but she's the kind of
girl who just
579
00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:42,622
happens to always flaunting
it like she's some kind of
580
00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:45,124
magnet for the pervs,
decides he's gonna
581
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,992
take her to the woods
and turn her into
582
00:50:46,994 --> 00:50:49,197
his own private rag doll.
583
00:51:05,112 --> 00:51:07,279
Which of you cheese
eaters blew ass?
584
00:51:07,281 --> 00:51:12,785
Well it's
not the...
585
00:51:12,787 --> 00:51:18,056
HJ, bad HJ, no
pooping in the car!
586
00:51:18,058 --> 00:51:20,027
Oh Jesus!
587
00:51:27,534 --> 00:51:29,902
Do you believe in God, Usama?
588
00:51:29,904 --> 00:51:32,206
He believes in you, coat.
589
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,246
Whoa.
590
00:51:51,391 --> 00:51:52,493
Oh Jesus!
591
00:52:00,234 --> 00:52:02,436
She's got a gun man.
592
00:52:03,604 --> 00:52:05,004
I got a gun.
593
00:52:08,007 --> 00:52:10,844
- Harley.
- Stay calm, stay calm.
594
00:52:36,168 --> 00:52:39,804
Whoa, now you're
talking dirty come on.
595
00:54:02,387 --> 00:54:05,323
Guess I found
my spirit animal.
596
00:54:07,626 --> 00:54:12,328
You see, you and I,
we're like these ripples,
597
00:54:12,330 --> 00:54:16,166
we start at the center,
and then we move out,
598
00:54:17,302 --> 00:54:18,970
until we disappear.
599
00:54:32,484 --> 00:54:36,021
Let's have a jumping
contest instead.
600
00:54:47,866 --> 00:54:50,869
They're just monkeying around.
601
00:55:27,471 --> 00:55:30,908
We made it Grandpa,
end of the road.
602
00:56:05,008 --> 00:56:08,178
Grandpa, I got you
some aftershave.
603
00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:11,445
- What?
- Some aftershave.
604
00:56:11,447 --> 00:56:14,548
No I'll smell like a pussy.
605
00:56:14,550 --> 00:56:16,884
No, no, it smells nice.
606
00:56:16,886 --> 00:56:19,887
- Here smell it.
- I don't want any of that.
607
00:56:19,889 --> 00:56:21,225
No!
608
00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:34,401
I keep telling you Grandpa,
you're gonna crush her
609
00:56:34,403 --> 00:56:36,405
like a boot on a daisy.
610
00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,071
You look really handsome.
611
00:57:45,707 --> 00:57:47,142
Oh I'll manage!
612
00:58:29,850 --> 00:58:31,385
Mary?
613
00:58:35,090 --> 00:58:36,157
Oh my girl.
614
00:58:38,492 --> 00:58:42,029
It's me, Garrison Curtis.
615
00:58:43,497 --> 00:58:45,399
Good morning.
616
00:58:46,834 --> 00:58:49,935
Probably inappropriate
to show up here after
617
00:58:49,937 --> 00:58:52,673
all these years, unannounced.
618
00:58:54,842 --> 00:58:58,176
But I've always wanted to
see what you looked like now,
619
00:58:58,178 --> 00:59:00,281
and you look just great.
620
00:59:02,950 --> 00:59:06,385
I tried not to think of you,
I don't know why I'm here,
621
00:59:06,387 --> 00:59:08,756
it's my grandson, he uh...
622
00:59:12,126 --> 00:59:16,427
I would like to get
to know you again.
623
00:59:16,429 --> 00:59:20,901
I'm sorry honey, I just,
I just don't remember you.
624
00:59:23,804 --> 00:59:24,972
You don't?
625
00:59:26,273 --> 00:59:28,739
Oh the baseball team?
626
00:59:28,741 --> 00:59:30,909
No.
627
00:59:30,911 --> 00:59:33,045
A cruise ship dancer?
628
00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:36,048
No the Marines, '63.
629
00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:38,083
San Diego?
630
00:59:38,085 --> 00:59:40,154
- No, Tucson.
- Oh...
631
00:59:46,059 --> 00:59:48,494
I'm sorry honey, I don't...
632
00:59:50,930 --> 00:59:53,666
Well uh, sorry to trouble you.
633
00:59:58,938 --> 01:00:02,139
You have a pleasant
afternoon now.
634
01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:03,576
You too.
635
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:13,378
Hey where are you going,
hey where's he going?
636
01:01:19,317 --> 01:01:21,887
Grandpa, Grandpa!
637
01:01:44,009 --> 01:01:46,575
I know it's just an air
pistol, but the pressure alone
638
01:01:46,577 --> 01:01:49,778
will crack your
delusional skull.
639
01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:53,016
You want everyone to believe
the world is like you see it,
640
01:01:53,018 --> 01:01:57,120
but the world is not a nice
place, people are not good,
641
01:01:57,122 --> 01:01:59,222
look at you, how many people
have you hurt this week
642
01:01:59,224 --> 01:02:02,925
to get what you want huh,
and you drag me up here
643
01:02:02,927 --> 01:02:07,696
and make me believe
this crap, love?
644
01:02:07,698 --> 01:02:10,132
It's more evil than evil, it
gives you hope and goodness
645
01:02:10,134 --> 01:02:11,233
that just doesn't exist.
646
01:02:11,235 --> 01:02:12,736
That's not true!
647
01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:16,207
I'll tell you the truth.
648
01:02:17,741 --> 01:02:22,111
Your foster family didn't
take you on that family trip
649
01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,315
because you weren't family.
650
01:02:25,716 --> 01:02:27,485
You were a paycheck.
651
01:02:28,919 --> 01:02:32,121
And this map they gave
you, I want my souvenir?
652
01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:35,324
- Give it to me!
- Rub your nose in it!
653
01:02:35,326 --> 01:02:37,126
They would've taken
me if there'd been room.
654
01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,229
There's always room for a kid.
655
01:02:40,231 --> 01:02:42,297
They didn't want ya!
656
01:02:42,299 --> 01:02:45,300
No one's ever wanted
ya, not your mom...
657
01:02:47,770 --> 01:02:50,572
- Just not me!
- Fuck you!
658
01:02:50,574 --> 01:02:54,076
I'm not being nice
anymore, I'm not doing it!
659
01:02:54,078 --> 01:02:56,979
Oh boo-hoo-hoo, you wanna
be strong, you wanna be hard,
660
01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:58,846
you wanna be a man?
661
01:02:58,848 --> 01:03:00,482
Then you keep your side of
the deal and finish me off,
662
01:03:00,484 --> 01:03:03,285
- come on, come on!
- You wanna die, Grandpa?
663
01:03:03,287 --> 01:03:05,122
- Yeah go on!
- Fine!
664
01:03:07,525 --> 01:03:10,292
I'll do it, I will!
665
01:03:10,294 --> 01:03:14,431
- Go on, yeah!
- Yeah!
666
01:03:41,824 --> 01:03:44,859
Love is a verb,
not a possessive noun.
667
01:03:44,861 --> 01:03:48,029
You're a cliche, kid.
668
01:03:48,031 --> 01:03:51,067
Hitting the road,
to find yourself?
669
01:03:56,406 --> 01:03:58,408
Sticking it to the man?
670
01:04:02,545 --> 01:04:06,915
And all the time you're
charging it to your credit card.
671
01:04:11,688 --> 01:04:14,390
I know what you're running from.
672
01:04:16,492 --> 01:04:19,194
You and I ain't so different.
673
01:04:21,531 --> 01:04:27,435
Life's easier without
the family eh, simpler.
674
01:04:27,437 --> 01:04:30,036
But there's one thing
you can't run from,
675
01:04:30,038 --> 01:04:34,843
and that's yourself, one cage
you can't escape Bunny-boy.
676
01:04:44,253 --> 01:04:45,754
Are you OK?
677
01:04:49,224 --> 01:04:51,524
It'd be fair to say that
this is the ultimate low
678
01:04:51,526 --> 01:04:56,463
of my life, doesn't
get any worse really.
679
01:05:26,261 --> 01:05:29,161
You're gonna turn me
in for the reward,
680
01:05:29,163 --> 01:05:32,332
and get lots and lots
of money so you and HJ
681
01:05:32,334 --> 01:05:34,401
don't have to go back home OK?
682
01:05:34,403 --> 01:05:35,934
- Harley.
- Don't go back there.
683
01:05:35,936 --> 01:05:36,971
OK Steph?
684
01:05:41,809 --> 01:05:43,510
Harley...
685
01:05:43,512 --> 01:05:46,981
That is how it's gonna
be Steph, end of story.
686
01:05:55,089 --> 01:05:57,325
Ask for the reward first.
687
01:06:01,862 --> 01:06:05,664
I'm sorry Grandpa, you can go
back to the vet's home now.
688
01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:08,002
Oh, great.
689
01:06:51,846 --> 01:06:55,014
What do you need?
690
01:06:58,652 --> 01:07:02,855
I was wondering if you could
borrow your phone please.
691
01:07:02,857 --> 01:07:06,993
Well
it's not for public use.
692
01:07:08,928 --> 01:07:10,697
It's an emergency.
693
01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:33,184
Hey hey hey!
694
01:07:33,186 --> 01:07:36,621
- Get in we are on the run!
- Go, get in there, go on!
695
01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:38,589
- Yes, get in!
- OK!
696
01:07:38,591 --> 01:07:39,925
Drive it baby!
697
01:07:41,093 --> 01:07:43,228
- Where's the mutt?
- HJ!
698
01:07:50,202 --> 01:07:51,471
HJ?
699
01:07:54,406 --> 01:07:56,776
I'm sorry boo-boo, come on!
700
01:07:58,912 --> 01:08:00,545
Get in, get in, go!
701
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:03,282
- Get in, go, go, go!
- I'm going!
702
01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:09,720
- No!
- Get back here!
703
01:08:09,722 --> 01:08:12,124
- This is my truck!
- No no no!
704
01:08:20,499 --> 01:08:22,267
Why'd you do that?
705
01:08:24,069 --> 01:08:26,271
I didn't do it for you.
706
01:08:49,461 --> 01:08:52,194
Grandpa you wanna come
see the world's largest gun?
707
01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:54,700
I gotta have my own road.
708
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,469
OK.
709
01:09:36,874 --> 01:09:38,643
Where's that from?
710
01:09:46,851 --> 01:09:49,320
You wanna see my secret scar?
711
01:09:50,721 --> 01:09:51,756
OK.
712
01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:13,276
It's OK you can look.
713
01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:20,918
I have problems with my lady,
714
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:24,087
bits and uhm...
715
01:10:28,059 --> 01:10:30,193
I can never have babies.
716
01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:35,765
So, I'll never be a real woman.
717
01:10:42,073 --> 01:10:46,107
I don't like people to
know about that OK?
718
01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,243
Yeah OK.
719
01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:54,618
Mine's from hot coffee,
one of my foster moms,
720
01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,954
I got on her nerves.
721
01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:06,062
But that was before
Grandpa came for me.
722
01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,356
Mama!
723
01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:11,285
Since we uh,
724
01:13:14,055 --> 01:13:18,224
since we both missed
the Fireman's Dance,
725
01:13:18,226 --> 01:13:19,427
may I?
726
01:13:55,729 --> 01:13:57,297
You look nice.
727
01:14:08,008 --> 01:14:10,343
Harley just so you know...
728
01:14:14,182 --> 01:14:15,415
I'm a bit slow.
729
01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:21,586
People say I'm slow too.
730
01:14:21,588 --> 01:14:25,258
I just think everybody
else is too fast.
731
01:14:32,632 --> 01:14:35,202
Harley I think I love you.
732
01:14:41,473 --> 01:14:45,045
No one's ever said
that to me before.
733
01:14:46,213 --> 01:14:48,682
I'll always love you Steph.
734
01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:24,483
You're real good at dancing.
735
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,923
I don't dance, lots.
736
01:15:38,364 --> 01:15:39,565
Sorry.
737
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:58,384
OK almost there, one second.
738
01:16:11,397 --> 01:16:14,934
I'm sorry uh, can we
just go real slow?
739
01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:21,472
Sorry, I just...
740
01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:25,041
Why?
741
01:16:25,043 --> 01:16:29,946
Uh... I just never made
love before and uhm,
742
01:16:29,948 --> 01:16:34,150
I was saving it for the right
lady, which I know is you,
743
01:16:34,152 --> 01:16:36,988
I just wanna take it real slow?
744
01:16:39,824 --> 01:16:41,958
If that's OK.
745
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,225
OK.
746
01:16:43,227 --> 01:16:44,462
OK...
747
01:17:01,646 --> 01:17:05,016
OK uhm, I'm ready.
748
01:17:11,289 --> 01:17:15,790
Well aren't they having a
joyful little time together,
749
01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:17,028
not for long.
750
01:17:26,870 --> 01:17:31,109
Yeah the both
of you, as soon as you can.
751
01:17:32,609 --> 01:17:33,677
Thank you.
752
01:18:47,116 --> 01:18:48,684
Hi uhm...
753
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,390
do you want my dog?
754
01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:35,295
I don't want those
two to see the inside of
755
01:19:35,297 --> 01:19:37,433
a courtroom, understand?
756
01:19:38,633 --> 01:19:40,601
Understand?
757
01:19:40,603 --> 01:19:42,269
You're someone's Mom right?
758
01:19:42,271 --> 01:19:44,171
They'll get off with
time served and be back
759
01:19:44,173 --> 01:19:46,273
screwing each other in
the wrong holes before
760
01:19:46,275 --> 01:19:48,910
the next Special Olympics, hey!
761
01:19:50,111 --> 01:19:51,779
Yeah I heard you.
762
01:19:53,449 --> 01:19:54,981
What are you doing?
763
01:19:54,983 --> 01:19:56,983
Empathy is
a common infliction.
764
01:19:56,985 --> 01:19:58,684
Ma'am you need uncuff me.
765
01:19:58,686 --> 01:20:00,920
All I need to do is
stay white and die.
766
01:20:00,922 --> 01:20:02,321
Well...
767
01:20:02,323 --> 01:20:03,956
Wait uh, you try
to honk that horn,
768
01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:06,092
I will be shedding a
tear at the funeral of my
769
01:20:06,094 --> 01:20:08,327
fallen partner, got it?
770
01:20:08,329 --> 01:20:11,697
This is crazy you can't
leave me in here, this is not,
771
01:20:11,699 --> 01:20:14,169
you can't leave me in here!
772
01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:35,288
They're in the shower.
773
01:20:35,290 --> 01:20:37,123
Get yourself across the road.
774
01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:39,194
I'll give it a try.
775
01:21:01,316 --> 01:21:03,884
Is that superglue?
776
01:21:05,687 --> 01:21:06,720
Ah ah ah!
777
01:21:09,256 --> 01:21:12,224
I killed so many gooks
in Nam, I have no problem
778
01:21:12,226 --> 01:21:17,931
with one more, even if she does
have blond, beautiful hair.
779
01:21:26,073 --> 01:21:28,840
Your
grandfather called me.
780
01:21:30,712 --> 01:21:32,446
You should get that.
781
01:21:41,221 --> 01:21:42,921
Hello?
782
01:21:42,923 --> 01:21:46,625
Go with
him, take Steph,
783
01:21:46,627 --> 01:21:50,861
do everything he says,
go now, get outta here
784
01:21:50,863 --> 01:21:53,764
before reinforcements arrive.
785
01:21:53,766 --> 01:21:55,400
Well what about you Grandpa?
786
01:21:55,402 --> 01:21:57,471
You go on without me.
787
01:21:58,739 --> 01:22:01,139
I'll join you later.
788
01:22:01,141 --> 01:22:03,941
No Grandpa, you're
coming with us OK?
789
01:22:03,943 --> 01:22:08,213
You don't need me,
you've got balls now.
790
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:13,418
Just do everything my
brother tells you all right.
791
01:22:13,420 --> 01:22:14,787
Harley?
792
01:22:17,890 --> 01:22:21,260
You know this was
one hell of a trip.
793
01:22:43,616 --> 01:22:45,816
Where's HJ?
794
01:22:45,818 --> 01:22:48,819
I'm sorry I gave
him to the lady.
795
01:22:48,821 --> 01:22:50,788
Because if you probably want
a family, and I can't give
796
01:22:50,790 --> 01:22:52,489
you that, I can't give
you a family and...
797
01:22:52,491 --> 01:22:57,094
Steph, Steph! We are a family.
798
01:22:57,096 --> 01:22:59,699
OK, we already are one.
799
01:23:34,667 --> 01:23:36,034
HJ!
800
01:23:49,681 --> 01:23:53,716
Are you ready to die
for those worthless twats?
801
01:23:53,718 --> 01:23:55,320
I am so ready.
802
01:24:00,692 --> 01:24:04,162
You are a son of
a bitch aren't you?
803
01:24:05,830 --> 01:24:08,564
I'm a son of a bitch too.
804
01:26:21,821 --> 01:26:26,467
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804
01:26:27,305 --> 01:26:33,430
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