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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"
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Well, sometimes you have to get captured
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just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.
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It's a long story,
but basically, I'm a bit of a hero.
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See, I spent some time on Earth...
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Fought some robots,
saved the planet a couple of times.
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Then I went searching through the cosmos
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for some magic,
colorful Infinity Stone things.
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Didn't find any.
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That's when I came across
a path of death and destruction,
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which led me all the way here
into this cage,
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where I met you.
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How much longer do you think
we'll be here?
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Thor, son of Odin.
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Surtur, son of a bitch.
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You're still alive.
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I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.
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I cannot die.
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Not until I fulfill my destiny
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and lay waste to your home.
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It's funny you should mention that.
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Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.
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Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins.
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And you, Surtur,
are at the center of all of them.
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Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.
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- The great prophecy...
- Hang on.
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Hang on.
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I'll be back around shortly.
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I really feel like
we were connecting there.
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Okay, so Ragnarok.
Tell me about that. Walk me through it.
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My time has come.
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When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame,
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I shall be restored to my full might.
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I will tower over the mountains,
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and bury my sword deep in Asgard's...
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Hang on. Give it a second.
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I swear, I'm not even moving.
It's just doing this on its own.
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I'm really sorry.
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Okay, so let me get this straight.
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You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame
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and then you'll suddenly grow as big
as a house?
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A mountain!
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The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps
locked away on Asgard?
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Odin is not on Asgard.
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And your absence has left the throne
defenseless.
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Okay, so where is it? This crown?
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This is my crown,
the source of my power.
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Oh, that's a crown.
I thought it was a big eyebrow.
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It's a crown.
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Anyway, it sounds like
all I have to do to stop Ragnarok
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is rip that thing off your head.
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But Ragnarok has already begun.
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You cannot stop it.
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I am Asgard's doom, and so are you.
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All will suffer, all will burn.
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That's intense.
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To be honest,
seeing you grow really big
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and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.
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But it looks like I'm gonna have to
choose option B,
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where I bust out of these chains,
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knock that tiara off your head,
and stash it away in Asgard's vault.
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You cannot stop Ragnarok.
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Why fight it?
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Because that's what heroes do.
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Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.
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And, now!
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You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
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I make grave mistakes all the time.
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Everything seems to work out.
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Heimdall, I know it's been a while,
but I could really use a fast exit.
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Heimdall?
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Heimdall was an idiot.
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This job should have made him rich.
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Now, the job ain't easy
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but it does have its benefits.
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The Bifrost gives me access to
everything the Nine Realms has to offer.
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I mean, it's all mine for the taking.
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Behold...
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My stuff.
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I'm particularly fond of these.
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I pulled them out of a place on Midgard
called Texas.
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I even named them. Des and Troy.
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You see, when you put them together,
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they destroy.
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Heimdall, come on.
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Stay!
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Heimdall?
I'm running short on options.
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Heimdall?
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Skurge?
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Is that important?
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You girls are in for a treat.
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Girls!
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Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.
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Thanks for scaring away my company
and drenching my workplace in brains.
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Who are you?
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Don't you remember? I'm Skurge.
We fought together on Vanaheim.
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Right. Where is Heimdall?
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That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.
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Traitor?
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Yeah. You see, Odin charged Heimdall
with negligence of duty
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but he disappeared before the trial.
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Hard to catch a guy who can see
everything in the universe.
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Sure.
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Hold on.
I'm supposed to announce your arrival.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, brother. This is it.
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I take my leave.
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You fool, you didn't listen!
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I'm sorry.
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Lady Sif, get help!
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Somebody, help!
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Sorry for all I've done.
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It's all right. Hold on.
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I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.
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They'd be lucky to have you.
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I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.
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- I just couldn't help myself.
- I know.
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I'm a trickster.
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So mischievous.
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Sorry about that time I turned you
into a frog.
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It was a wonderful joke.
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'Twas indeed hilarious.
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You are the savior of Asgard.
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- Tell my story.
- I will.
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Build a statue for me.
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We will build a big statue for you.
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With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.
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I will tell Father
what you did here today.
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I didn't do it for him.
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I didn't do it for him.
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No!
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And so, Loki died of his wounds,
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giving his life for ours.
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He fought back those disgusting elves,
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he brought peace to the realm.
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Loki, my boy...
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'Twas many moons ago I found you
on that frostbitten battlefield.
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On that day,
I did not yet see in you
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Asgard's savior. No.
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You were merely
a little blue baby icicle
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that melted this old fool's heart.
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Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.
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Father.
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Shit.
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My son, Thor, has returned!
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Greetings, my boy.
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It's an interesting play.
What's it called?
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The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard.
The people wanted to commemorate him.
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Indeed they should.
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I like the statue.
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A lot better looking than he was
when he was alive, though.
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A little less weaselly, less greasy,
maybe.
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Do you know what this is?
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The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!
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Do me a favor.
Lock this away in a vault
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so it doesn't turn into a giant monster
and destroy the whole planet.
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Thank you, dear.
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So it's back to Midgard for you, is it?
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Nope.
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I've been having this reoccurring dream
lately.
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Every night,
I see Asgard fall into ruins.
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That's just a silly dream,
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signs of an overactive imagination.
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Possibly.
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But then I decide to go out there
and investigate.
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And what do I find,
but the Nine Realms completely in chaos.
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Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise,
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all while you, Odin,
the protector of those Nine Realms,
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are sitting here in your bathrobe,
eating grapes.
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Yes, it is best
to respect our neighbors' freedom.
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Yes, of course,
the freedom to be massacred.
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Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.
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Watching theater.
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Board meetings,
and security council meetings...
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- You're really gonna make me do it?
- Do what?
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You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir
as it returns to my hand.
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Not even your face.
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You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.
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Then I'll see you on the other side,
brother.
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All right, I yield.
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Behold!
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Thor...
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- Odinson.
- No.
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You had one job. Just the one.
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Where's Odin?
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You just couldn't stay away, could you?
Everything was fine without you.
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Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.
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- Ask them.
- Where's Father? Did you kill him?
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You had what you wanted.
You had the independence you asked for.
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Okay. I know exactly where he is.
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I swear I left him right here.
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Right here on the sidewalk, or right there
where the building is being demolished?
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Great planning.
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How was I supposed to know?
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Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.
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No? Then why do you dress like one?
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- Hey.
- I can't believe you're alive.
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I saw you die.
I mourned you, I cried for you.
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I'm honored.
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Ask him.
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Hi. Would you mind taking a picture
with us?
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Sure.
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Start figuring out where he is.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
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She didn't dump me, you know.
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I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.
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What's this? What are you doing?
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This isn't me.
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Loki.
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Thor Odinson.
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God of Thunder.
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You can put down the umbrella.
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So, Earth has wizards now?
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The preferred term is
"Master of the Mystic Arts."
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You can leave that now.
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All right, wizard. Who are you?
Why should I care?
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My name is Doctor Stephen Strange,
and I have some questions for you.
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Take a seat.
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Tea?
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I don't drink tea.
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What do you drink?
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Not tea.
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So, I keep a watch list of individuals
and beings from other realms
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that may be a threat to this world.
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Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.
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He's a worthy inclusion.
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Then why bring him here?
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We're looking for my father.
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So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was,
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all parties concerned
would promptly return to Asgard?
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Promptly.
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Great! Then I'll help you.
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If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?
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I have to tell you, he was adamant
that he not be disturbed.
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Your father said he had chosen
to remain in exile.
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And you don't have a phone.
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No, I don't have a phone,
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but you could have sent an electronic
letter. It's called an email.
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- Yeah, do you have a computer?
- No. What for?
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Anyway, my father is no longer in exile.
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So if you could tell me where he is,
I can take him home.
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Gladly. He's in Norway.
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I'm just seeing whether this incantation
requires any Asgardian modifications.
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Nope.
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We don't need that.
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Will you stop doing that?
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I need just one strand of your hair.
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Let me explain something.
My hair is not to be meddled with.
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We could have just walked.
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He's waiting for you.
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All right.
255
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,727
Don't forget your umbrella.
256
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,064
Yes.
257
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:31,951
Sorry.
258
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,198
There we go.
259
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,662
I suppose I'll need my brother back.
260
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,120
Yeah. Right.
261
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,496
I have been falling for 30 minutes!
262
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,797
You can handle him from here.
263
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,881
Yes. Of course.
Thank you very much for your help.
264
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,052
Good luck.
265
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,216
Handle me? Who are you?
266
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,056
Loki.
267
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,534
You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
268
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,244
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...
269
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,268
Bye-bye.
270
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,843
Father?
271
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,086
Look at this place. It's beautiful.
272
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:41,969
Father, it's us.
273
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,847
My sons.
274
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,146
I've been waiting for you.
275
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:50,963
I know. We've come to take you home.
276
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,897
Home, yes.
277
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,865
Your mother, she calls me.
278
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,366
Do you hear it?
279
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,951
Loki, lift your magic.
280
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,253
Took me quite a while
to break free from your spell.
281
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,918
Frigga would have been proud.
282
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,846
Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.
283
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,934
I know we failed you.
284
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,519
But we can make this right.
285
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,523
I failed you.
286
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,768
It is upon us. Ragnarok.
287
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,106
No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.
288
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:33,824
No.
289
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,439
It has already begun. She's coming.
290
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,908
My life was all that held her back.
But my time has come.
291
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,411
I cannot keep her away any longer.
292
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,536
Father, who are you talking about?
293
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,168
Goddess of Death. Hela.
294
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,802
My firstborn.
295
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:55,922
Your sister.
296
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,759
Your what?
297
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:06,062
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.
298
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:11,516
I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her.
Locked her away.
299
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,819
She draws her strength from Asgard,
300
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,657
and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.
301
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,593
Whatever she is, we can stop her together.
We can face her together.
302
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:24,617
No, we won't.
303
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,911
I'm on a different path now.
304
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,540
This you must face alone.
305
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,632
I love you, my sons.
306
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,838
Look at that.
307
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,430
Remember this place.
308
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,472
Home.
309
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:27,395
Brother.
310
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,899
This was your doing.
311
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,689
So he's gone.
312
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,704
That's a shame.
I would've liked to have seen that.
313
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,698
You must be Hela.
314
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,660
I'm Thor, son of Odin.
315
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:36,326
Really? You don't look like him.
316
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,542
Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
317
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,590
You sound like him.
318
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,669
Kneel.
319
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,181
Beg your pardon?
320
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,063
Kneel.
321
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:56,018
Before your queen.
322
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:58,692
I don't think so.
323
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:11,528
It's not possible.
324
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:16,331
Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.
325
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:37,438
Bring us back!
326
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:38,603
No!
327
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,776
Loki!
328
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,509
Who are you?
What have you done with Thor?
329
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:43,786
I'm Hela.
330
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,706
I'm just a janitor.
331
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:52,302
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.
332
00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:57,064
How would you like a job?
333
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,018
Are you a fighter?
334
00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:12,186
Or are you food?
335
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,284
I'm just passing through.
336
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:16,365
It is food.
337
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:17,660
On your knees.
338
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:01,866
He's mine.
339
00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,214
Wait!
340
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,221
Wait!
341
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:25,563
He's mine.
342
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:28,944
So if you want him, you go through me.
343
00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,522
But we've already got him.
344
00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:35,154
All right, then.
I guess I go through you.
345
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,152
More food.
346
00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:13,865
Thank you.
347
00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:52,689
Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.
348
00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:54,945
I've got something special.
349
00:30:55,105 --> 00:30:57,435
Hey! Where are you taking me?
350
00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,074
Answer me!
351
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,570
Hey!
352
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:04,357
I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.
353
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,369
Many apologies, your majesty.
354
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:39,941
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.
355
00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:50,447
I am Hela, Odin's firstborn,
356
00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:52,999
the commander
of the Legions of Asgard,
357
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:56,543
the rightful heir to the throne,
and the Goddess of Death.
358
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:03,718
My father is dead.
359
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,762
As are the princes.
You're welcome.
360
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:09,855
We were once the seat
of absolute power in the cosmos.
361
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,183
Our supremacy was unchallenged.
362
00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:15,439
Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms.
363
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:19,022
Our destiny is to rule over all others.
364
00:32:19,857 --> 00:32:22,977
And I am here to restore that power.
365
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:25,991
Kneel before me
366
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:30,204
and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.
367
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:33,327
Whoever you are,
368
00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:36,495
whatever you've done, surrender now!
369
00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:38,885
Or we will show you no mercy.
370
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:43,252
Whoever I am?
Did you listen to a word I said?
371
00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:45,472
This is your last warning!
372
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,928
I thought you'd be happy to see me.
373
00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:56,807
Fine.
374
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,525
Charge!
375
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,921
I've missed this.
376
00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:10,007
Still, it's a shame.
377
00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,594
Good soldiers dying for nothing,
378
00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,968
all because
they couldn't see the future.
379
00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:16,604
Sad.
380
00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:19,853
Look, still alive.
381
00:34:27,401 --> 00:34:29,111
Change of heart?
382
00:34:29,278 --> 00:34:31,738
Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.
383
00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:34,408
You evil demoness!
384
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,503
Let's go see my palace.
385
00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:13,701
Fear not, for you are found.
386
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,742
You are home,
and there is no going back.
387
00:35:20,621 --> 00:35:23,121
No one leaves this place.
388
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:24,960
But what is this place?
389
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:28,335
The answer is Sakaar.
390
00:35:30,214 --> 00:35:31,674
Surrounded by cosmic gateways,
391
00:35:32,549 --> 00:35:35,389
Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.
392
00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,102
It is the collection point
for all lost and unloved things.
393
00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:40,974
Like you.
394
00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:43,891
But here on Sakaar, you are significant.
395
00:35:44,061 --> 00:35:45,561
You are valuable.
396
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,109
Here you are loved.
397
00:35:47,272 --> 00:35:48,272
What the hell?
398
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,570
And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.
399
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:55,905
He is the original,
the first lost and the first found.
400
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,243
The creator of Sakaar,
401
00:35:57,407 --> 00:36:00,657
and father of the Contest of Champions.
402
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:05,117
Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.
403
00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:08,460
You are the property of the Grandmaster.
404
00:36:08,627 --> 00:36:10,087
Congratulations!
405
00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:13,764
You will meet the Grandmaster
in five seconds.
406
00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:15,512
Prepare yourself.
407
00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:18,511
Prepare yourself.
408
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:23,595
You are now meeting the Grandmaster.
409
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,623
He's wonderful.
It is a he?
410
00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:40,084
It is a he.
411
00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:41,242
Yeah.
412
00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,326
I love when you come to visit, 142.
413
00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:45,042
You bring me the best stuff.
414
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:48,745
Whenever we get to talking, Topaz,
about Scrapper 142,
415
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:52,457
what do I always say? "She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."
416
00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:53,669
Trash.
417
00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:56,553
No, not trash.
418
00:36:57,342 --> 00:37:00,392
Were you waiting just to call her that?
It doesn't start with a "B."
419
00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:01,684
Booze hag.
420
00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:06,689
I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."
421
00:37:06,852 --> 00:37:08,204
'Cause I always say you're the best.
422
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:10,148
She brought me my beloved champion,
you know.
423
00:37:10,314 --> 00:37:12,114
You say that every time she's here.
424
00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:13,754
What have you brought today? Tell me.
425
00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:14,901
A contender.
426
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:16,148
A what?
427
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,464
I need to go closer.
I want to get a closer look at this.
428
00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:20,448
Can you take us closer? Thank you.
429
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:34,003
Pay this lady.
430
00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:35,921
Just wait a damn minute.
431
00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,509
I'm not for sale.
432
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,393
Man, he's a fighter.
433
00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:47,888
I take 10 million.
434
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,100
Tell her she's dreaming.
435
00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:51,229
For heaven's sakes, transfer the units.
436
00:37:58,237 --> 00:37:59,817
You'll pay for this.
437
00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:01,358
No, I got paid for this.
438
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,740
Here's what I wanna know.
439
00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:07,411
Who are you?
440
00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:11,666
I am the God of Thunder.
441
00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:18,338
I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your
fingers, was that sparkles?
442
00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:20,884
We've located your cousin.
443
00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:22,892
Good!
444
00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:25,223
Yeah, come on.
I think you're gonna like this.
445
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:26,389
There he is.
446
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:27,723
Hey, cuz.
447
00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:30,605
We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?
448
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:31,769
Hi.
449
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,690
So...
450
00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:35,937
Please.
451
00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,150
I'm sorry.
452
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:39,488
Yeah.
453
00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:40,903
Carlo...
454
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,240
I pardon you.
455
00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:44,777
Thank you.
456
00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:45,950
Thank you.
457
00:38:46,285 --> 00:38:49,165
You're officially pardoned.
From life.
458
00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:56,127
Help me.
459
00:38:56,962 --> 00:38:59,592
Oh, my God!
460
00:38:59,756 --> 00:39:01,756
I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!
461
00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:05,716
The smell.
462
00:39:06,138 --> 00:39:07,348
What does it smell like?
463
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:08,724
Burnt toast.
464
00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,556
What happened to my manners?
465
00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:13,402
I haven't properly introduced myself.
466
00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:15,482
Come on. Follow me.
467
00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:17,898
My name is Grandmaster.
468
00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:21,486
I preside over a little harlequinade
called the Contest of Champions.
469
00:39:21,653 --> 00:39:24,363
People come from far and wide
to unwillingly participate in it.
470
00:39:24,531 --> 00:39:27,241
And you, my friend,
might just be part of the new cast.
471
00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:28,409
What do you say to that?
472
00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:30,722
We're not friends and I don't give a shit
about your games.
473
00:39:30,746 --> 00:39:32,076
I'm going back to Asgard.
474
00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:33,749
Ass-gard.
475
00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:37,337
One, two, three, four.
476
00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,955
There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.
477
00:39:41,131 --> 00:39:44,051
At that moment, I let go.
478
00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:45,640
Loki?
479
00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:48,639
Loki! Loki!
480
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,675
Over here. Over here.
481
00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:53,637
- Excuse me one second.
- Loki!
482
00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:56,601
- What?
- You're alive?
483
00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:58,708
- Yes, of course I'm alive.
- What are you doing here?
484
00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:00,877
What do you mean, what am I doing?
I'm stuck in this stupid chair.
485
00:40:00,901 --> 00:40:02,587
- Where's your chair?
- I didn't get a chair.
486
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:04,339
- Get me out of this one. Get me out.
- I can't.
487
00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:05,573
- I can't.
- What?
488
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,425
I've made friends with this man.
He's called the Grandmaster.
489
00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:08,927
- He's crazy!
- I've gained his favor.
490
00:40:08,951 --> 00:40:10,591
The Bifrost brought me out here
weeks ago.
491
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:11,832
- Weeks ago?
- Yes.
492
00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:12,995
I just got here.
493
00:40:13,163 --> 00:40:14,363
What are you whispering about?
494
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,217
Time works real different
around these parts.
495
00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:20,416
On any other world, I'd be, like,
millions of years old.
496
00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,207
But here on Sakaar...
497
00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:30,306
In any case, you know this...
498
00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:31,832
You call yourself Lord of Thunder?
499
00:40:31,890 --> 00:40:34,230
God of Thunder.
Tell him.
500
00:40:34,393 --> 00:40:36,063
I've never met this man in my life.
501
00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:37,848
- He's my brother.
- Adopted.
502
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,151
Is he any kind of a fighter?
503
00:40:39,648 --> 00:40:41,584
You take this thing out of my neck
and I'll show you.
504
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:43,318
Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.
505
00:40:43,485 --> 00:40:45,445
Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal.
506
00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:47,862
If you wanna get back to Ass-place,
Assberg...
507
00:40:47,948 --> 00:40:48,948
Asgard.
508
00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:52,122
Any contender who defeats my champion,
509
00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:54,042
their freedom they shall win.
510
00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:57,424
Fine. Then point me in the direction
of whoever's ass I have to kick!
511
00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,133
That's what I call, contender.
512
00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:02,714
Direction would be this way, Lord.
513
00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:04,422
Loki!
514
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:12,256
Hey. Take it easy, man.
515
00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:14,932
Over here.
516
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,690
The pile of rocks waving at you. Here.
517
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:19,402
Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being.
518
00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:20,623
Allow me to introduce myself.
519
00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,727
My name is Korg.
I'm kind of like the leader in here.
520
00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:26,236
I'm made of rocks, as you can see.
But don't let that intimidate you.
521
00:41:26,403 --> 00:41:29,323
You don't need to be afraid
unless you're made of scissors.
522
00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:31,779
Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke
for you.
523
00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,700
This is my very good friend over here,
Miek.
524
00:41:34,870 --> 00:41:37,620
He's an insect and has knives for hands.
525
00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:39,708
You're a Kronan, aren't you?
526
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:42,465
- That I am.
- How'd you end up in here?
527
00:41:42,628 --> 00:41:45,588
Well, I tried to start a revolution,
but didn't print enough pamphlets.
528
00:41:45,756 --> 00:41:49,926
So hardly anyone turned up, except for
my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.
529
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:53,933
As punishment, I was forced
to be in here and become a gladiator.
530
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:55,697
Bit of a promotional disaster, that one.
531
00:41:55,724 --> 00:41:58,444
But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.
532
00:41:58,602 --> 00:42:00,663
I don't know if you'd be interested
in something like that.
533
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,607
Do you reckon you'd be interested?
534
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:05,865
How did you...
535
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,736
Yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle.
536
00:42:08,904 --> 00:42:12,074
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.
537
00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:14,911
- This doesn't make any sense.
- No, nothing makes sense here, man.
538
00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:18,077
The only thing that does make sense
is that nothing makes sense.
539
00:42:18,247 --> 00:42:20,577
Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?
540
00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:21,829
Doug has.
541
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Doug!
542
00:42:23,168 --> 00:42:24,338
Our luck, Doug's dead.
543
00:42:24,503 --> 00:42:25,503
That's right.
544
00:42:25,587 --> 00:42:28,007
Everyone who fights
the Grandmaster's champion perishes.
545
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:29,760
What about you? You're made of rocks.
546
00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:32,595
Perishable rock.
There you go. Another one gone.
547
00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:36,601
Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights,
warm up the crowd and whatnot.
548
00:42:36,765 --> 00:42:38,515
Wait. You're not gonna face him,
are you?
549
00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:40,144
Yes, I am.
550
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,560
Gonna fight him, win,
and get the hell out of this place.
551
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:46,109
That's exactly what Doug used to say.
552
00:42:46,275 --> 00:42:48,115
See you later, new Doug.
553
00:42:57,911 --> 00:42:59,661
Does no one remember me?
554
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:02,790
Has no one been taught our history?
555
00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:09,840
Look at these lies.
556
00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:12,009
Goblets and garden parties?
557
00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:15,889
Peace treaties?
558
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,930
Odin...
559
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:19,718
Proud to have it,
560
00:43:19,892 --> 00:43:21,272
ashamed of how he got it.
561
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:42,620
We were unstoppable.
562
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:47,379
I was his weapon in the conquest
that built Asgard's empire.
563
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:53,510
One by one, the realms became ours.
564
00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:57,885
But then,
simply because my ambition outgrew his,
565
00:43:58,055 --> 00:44:02,735
he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.
566
00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:05,766
Before that,
Asgard's warriors were honored,
567
00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:09,568
their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.
568
00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:22,502
- Odin's treasures.
- Fake.
569
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:27,215
Most of the stuff in here is fake.
570
00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:29,003
Or weak.
571
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:33,088
Smaller than I thought it would be.
572
00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:36,054
That's not bad.
573
00:44:36,218 --> 00:44:37,508
But this...
574
00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,225
The Eternal Flame.
575
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,625
Want to see what true power
really looks like?
576
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:42,243
Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?
577
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:48,793
With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.
578
00:46:04,389 --> 00:46:06,309
I've missed you.
579
00:46:07,142 --> 00:46:09,062
I've missed you all.
580
00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:12,812
Odin,
581
00:46:13,065 --> 00:46:16,365
I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla,
582
00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:18,897
where the brave shall live forever.
583
00:46:20,322 --> 00:46:22,742
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice,
584
00:46:22,908 --> 00:46:25,618
for those that have died
the glorious death.
585
00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:35,089
Hurts, doesn't it?
586
00:46:35,254 --> 00:46:36,254
Being lied to.
587
00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:40,717
Being told you're one thing
and then learning it's all a fiction.
588
00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:47,676
You didn't think
I'd really come and see you, did you?
589
00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,484
This place is disgusting.
590
00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:54,234
Does this mean you don't want my help?
591
00:46:54,398 --> 00:46:56,543
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position
with the Grandmaster.
592
00:46:56,567 --> 00:46:59,527
It took me time to win his trust.
He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable.
593
00:46:59,695 --> 00:47:02,955
What I'm telling you is, you could
join me at the Grandmaster's side.
594
00:47:03,115 --> 00:47:07,745
Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...
595
00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:16,287
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?
596
00:47:18,589 --> 00:47:22,719
Our sister destroyed your hammer
like a piece of glass.
597
00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:25,572
She's stronger than both of us.
She's stronger than you.
598
00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:27,006
You don't stand a chance.
599
00:47:27,181 --> 00:47:29,351
Do you understand
what I'm saying here?
600
00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:34,850
Fine.
601
00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:40,072
I guess I'll just have to go it alone.
602
00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:41,986
Like I've always done.
603
00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:46,280
Would you say something?
604
00:47:48,952 --> 00:47:50,502
Say something!
605
00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:53,832
What would you like me to say?
606
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,418
You faked your own death,
607
00:47:56,585 --> 00:47:59,095
you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power,
608
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:02,554
stranded him on Earth to die,
releasing the Goddess of Death.
609
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:06,430
Have I said enough or would you like me
to go back further than the past two days?
610
00:48:08,055 --> 00:48:11,645
You know, I haven't seen this
beloved champion he talks of,
611
00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:13,808
but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.
612
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,190
I've placed a large wager against you
tomorrow.
613
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,570
Don't let me down.
614
00:48:23,529 --> 00:48:25,029
Piss off, ghost!
615
00:48:27,491 --> 00:48:29,081
He's freaking gone.
616
00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:38,376
Yuck!
617
00:48:38,544 --> 00:48:40,624
There's still someone's hair and blood
all over this.
618
00:48:40,754 --> 00:48:43,474
Guys, can you clean up the weapons
once you finish your fight?
619
00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:44,632
Disgusting slobs.
620
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:47,430
Thor,
621
00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,604
wanna use a big wooden fork?
622
00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:51,097
No.
623
00:48:51,181 --> 00:48:52,351
Yeah, not really useful.
624
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:55,984
Unless you're fighting off three vampires
that were huddled together.
625
00:48:56,645 --> 00:48:58,315
I really wish I had my hammer.
626
00:48:58,730 --> 00:48:59,730
Hammer?
627
00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:00,825
Quite unique.
628
00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:03,609
It was made from this special metal
from the heart of a dying star.
629
00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:06,952
And when I spun it really, really fast,
it gave me the ability to fly.
630
00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:08,244
You rode a hammer?
631
00:49:08,407 --> 00:49:09,947
No, I didn't ride the hammer.
632
00:49:10,117 --> 00:49:11,437
The hammer rode you on your back?
633
00:49:11,577 --> 00:49:14,947
No. I used to spin it really fast,
and it would pull me off the...
634
00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:17,122
Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off?
635
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:21,001
The ground. It would pull me off the
ground, up into the air, and I would fly.
636
00:49:21,170 --> 00:49:24,170
Every time I threw it,
it would always come back to me.
637
00:49:24,339 --> 00:49:27,152
Sounds like you had a pretty special
and intimate relationship with this hammer
638
00:49:27,176 --> 00:49:30,296
and that losing it was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.
639
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:33,431
That's a nice way of putting it.
640
00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:36,428
I said they're mine.
641
00:49:37,769 --> 00:49:39,769
See her,
that's the one that put me in here.
642
00:49:39,938 --> 00:49:42,108
Yeah. Scrapper 142.
643
00:49:42,274 --> 00:49:44,324
Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.
644
00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:46,154
They are hard to perish.
645
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,780
Asgardian?
646
00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:50,323
Hey.
647
00:49:50,532 --> 00:49:51,532
Hey.
648
00:49:52,201 --> 00:49:53,201
Hey.
649
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:56,080
Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.
650
00:49:57,831 --> 00:49:59,251
Asgard is in danger.
651
00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:05,302
My God, you're a Valkyrie.
652
00:50:06,757 --> 00:50:08,610
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger,
653
00:50:08,634 --> 00:50:10,974
until I found out that
you were all women.
654
00:50:11,136 --> 00:50:13,417
There's nothing wrong with women,
of course. I love women.
655
00:50:13,472 --> 00:50:15,022
Sometimes a little too much.
656
00:50:15,182 --> 00:50:18,182
Not in a creepy way,
just more of a respectful appreciation.
657
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:22,812
I think it's great that there is
an elite force of women warriors.
658
00:50:22,981 --> 00:50:24,481
It's about time.
659
00:50:26,068 --> 00:50:27,068
Are you done?
660
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:28,213
Lord of Thunder, you're up.
661
00:50:28,237 --> 00:50:29,339
Please, help me. I need your help.
662
00:50:29,363 --> 00:50:30,363
Bye.
663
00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:32,701
Fine, then you must be a traitor
or a coward.
664
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,196
Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect
the throne.
665
00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:39,211
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
666
00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:41,213
And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
667
00:50:44,503 --> 00:50:46,423
Bring him in for processing.
668
00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:50,468
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.
669
00:51:02,354 --> 00:51:03,944
Now, don't you move.
670
00:51:04,106 --> 00:51:06,726
My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.
671
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:09,900
By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair,
672
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,490
lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.
673
00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:19,410
Please.
Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
674
00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:22,044
Please! No!
675
00:51:22,207 --> 00:51:23,327
No!
676
00:51:35,554 --> 00:51:39,894
Look at all of you.
What a show! What a night!
677
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:41,058
Who's having fun?
678
00:51:42,227 --> 00:51:44,187
Please, I'm your host.
679
00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:47,574
Big round of applause
for all of our undercard competitors,
680
00:51:47,733 --> 00:51:50,533
who today died so gruesomely.
681
00:51:50,694 --> 00:51:51,904
Good sports.
682
00:51:52,070 --> 00:51:53,740
What a show! What a night!
683
00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:58,118
This is what you've come for,
and so have I.
684
00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:06,790
And now, without further ado,
685
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,460
it's main event time.
686
00:52:11,173 --> 00:52:14,513
Making his first appearance,
though he looks quite promising,
687
00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,506
got a couple of tricks up his sleeve.
688
00:52:17,095 --> 00:52:19,715
I'll say no more, see what you think.
689
00:52:19,890 --> 00:52:21,290
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
690
00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:24,602
Lord of Thunder.
691
00:52:47,918 --> 00:52:50,628
Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.
692
00:52:50,796 --> 00:52:51,916
Okay, this is it.
693
00:52:52,089 --> 00:52:54,919
Let's get ready to welcome this guy.
Here he comes.
694
00:53:03,851 --> 00:53:05,311
He is a creature.
695
00:53:05,477 --> 00:53:07,187
What can we say about him?
696
00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:09,234
Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.
697
00:53:09,398 --> 00:53:12,148
I feel a special connection with him.
698
00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:14,944
He's undefeated.
699
00:53:16,530 --> 00:53:17,950
He's the reigning.
700
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:22,485
He's the defending.
701
00:53:22,911 --> 00:53:24,041
Ladies and gentlemen...
702
00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:25,254
I give you...
703
00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:33,960
Your Incredible...
704
00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:39,428
Hulk!
705
00:53:40,179 --> 00:53:41,509
Yes!
706
00:53:45,434 --> 00:53:47,394
I have to get off this planet.
707
00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:49,900
Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?
708
00:53:57,988 --> 00:53:59,278
Hey!
709
00:53:59,990 --> 00:54:01,240
We know each other.
710
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,700
He's a friend from work.
711
00:54:12,878 --> 00:54:14,298
Where have you been?
712
00:54:14,463 --> 00:54:16,593
Everybody thought you were dead.
713
00:54:16,757 --> 00:54:18,757
But so much has happened
since I last saw you.
714
00:54:19,551 --> 00:54:20,971
I lost my hammer.
715
00:54:21,136 --> 00:54:24,176
Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.
716
00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:26,678
Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it?
717
00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:27,930
He's up there.
718
00:54:28,101 --> 00:54:30,151
Loki! Look who it is!
719
00:54:32,272 --> 00:54:34,442
Banner,
I never thought I would say this,
720
00:54:34,608 --> 00:54:36,858
but I'm happy to see you.
721
00:54:37,027 --> 00:54:39,527
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
722
00:54:45,494 --> 00:54:46,494
Banner.
723
00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:48,834
Hey, Banner!
724
00:54:49,248 --> 00:54:51,368
No Banner. Only Hulk.
725
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,250
What are you doing?
726
00:54:53,418 --> 00:54:54,918
It's me. It's Thor!
727
00:55:15,107 --> 00:55:16,397
Banner, we're friends.
728
00:55:16,567 --> 00:55:18,127
This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!
729
00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:27,490
Here we go.
730
00:55:46,346 --> 00:55:47,466
What?
731
00:55:57,941 --> 00:55:59,441
Hey, big guy.
732
00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:03,318
The sun's getting real low.
733
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:16,921
That's it.
The sun's going down.
734
00:56:19,671 --> 00:56:21,631
I won't hurt you anymore.
735
00:56:21,798 --> 00:56:23,338
No one will.
736
00:56:35,145 --> 00:56:36,145
Yes!
737
00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:37,360
That's how it feels!
738
00:56:38,774 --> 00:56:40,614
I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
739
00:56:48,325 --> 00:56:50,745
All right. Screw it.
740
00:57:02,381 --> 00:57:04,671
I know you're in there, Banner.
I'll get you out!
741
00:57:13,934 --> 00:57:15,934
What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!
742
00:57:16,061 --> 00:57:17,271
I told them we were friends!
743
00:58:49,446 --> 00:58:51,526
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
744
00:58:53,325 --> 00:58:58,205
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
745
00:59:29,778 --> 00:59:32,488
Another day, another Doug.
746
00:59:41,373 --> 00:59:43,673
What is that noise?
747
00:59:43,834 --> 00:59:46,594
The common folk aren't exactly
falling in line.
748
00:59:46,753 --> 00:59:50,553
There's a resistance trying to knock down
the front gates.
749
00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:57,966
Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
750
00:59:58,140 --> 01:00:00,680
Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...
751
01:00:00,851 --> 01:00:04,731
Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there.
What I meant was,
752
01:00:04,897 --> 01:00:06,517
what's your ambition?
753
01:00:07,649 --> 01:00:11,069
I just want a chance to prove myself.
754
01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:12,783
Recognition.
755
01:00:12,946 --> 01:00:14,316
When I was young,
756
01:00:14,489 --> 01:00:18,119
every great king had an executioner.
757
01:00:18,285 --> 01:00:20,335
Not just to execute people,
758
01:00:20,495 --> 01:00:23,075
but also to execute their vision.
759
01:00:24,124 --> 01:00:26,924
But mainly to execute people.
760
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:29,085
Still, it was a great honor.
761
01:00:30,923 --> 01:00:33,723
I was Odin's executioner.
762
01:00:34,801 --> 01:00:39,061
And you shall be my executioner.
763
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,520
Let's begin our conquest.
764
01:00:57,908 --> 01:00:59,528
Skurge, where's the sword?
765
01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:08,668
That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.
766
01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:12,634
Those people you mentioned,
the ones who aren't falling into line...
767
01:01:13,298 --> 01:01:14,508
Round them up.
768
01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:39,198
Excuse me.
769
01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:54,712
Sorry about that.
These bloody things are everywhere.
770
01:01:55,924 --> 01:01:57,014
Come on.
771
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,630
You'll be safe here.
772
01:03:43,198 --> 01:03:44,198
Are we cool?
773
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,540
It's Hulk in a hot tub.
774
01:03:50,831 --> 01:03:52,421
So how long
have you been like that?
775
01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:54,133
Like what?
776
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:58,047
Like this. Big, and green, and stupid.
777
01:03:59,173 --> 01:04:01,343
Hulk always Hulk.
778
01:04:05,971 --> 01:04:07,391
How'd you get here?
779
01:04:08,182 --> 01:04:09,222
Winning.
780
01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:11,057
You mean cheating?
781
01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:13,436
Were they wearing one of these
when you won?
782
01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:14,904
How'd you arrive here?
783
01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:18,981
Quinjet.
784
01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:21,647
Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
785
01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:28,366
That's naked.
786
01:04:28,535 --> 01:04:30,245
He's very naked.
787
01:04:33,999 --> 01:04:36,169
It's in my brain now.
788
01:04:36,793 --> 01:04:38,043
Quinjet.
789
01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:49,894
Yes!
790
01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:51,557
I'm getting us out of here.
791
01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:54,135
This terrible, awful place.
792
01:04:54,311 --> 01:04:58,021
You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.
793
01:04:58,190 --> 01:04:59,570
Hulk stay.
794
01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:03,153
No, no, no. My people need me
to get back to Asgard.
795
01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:05,662
We must prevent Ragnarok.
796
01:05:05,822 --> 01:05:06,992
Ragnarok?
797
01:05:07,157 --> 01:05:10,537
The prophesied death of my home world.
The end of days, it's the end of...
798
01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:14,749
If you help me get back to Asgard,
799
01:05:14,915 --> 01:05:17,085
I can help you get back to Earth.
800
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:18,251
Earth hate Hulk.
801
01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:19,998
Earth loves Hulk. They love you.
802
01:05:20,170 --> 01:05:22,880
You're one of the Avengers.
One of the team, one of our friends.
803
01:05:23,549 --> 01:05:25,443
This is what friends do.
They support each other.
804
01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:26,627
You're Banner's friend.
805
01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:29,012
I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.
806
01:05:29,179 --> 01:05:30,179
Banner's friend.
807
01:05:30,264 --> 01:05:31,314
I don't even like Banner.
808
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:34,270
"I'm into numbers and science
and stuff."
809
01:05:34,685 --> 01:05:36,395
Thor go. Hulk stay.
810
01:05:36,562 --> 01:05:37,562
Fine.
811
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:39,402
Stay here.
812
01:05:40,774 --> 01:05:42,484
Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way.
813
01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:46,111
The red, the white. Just pick a color.
Ridiculous.
814
01:05:46,905 --> 01:05:48,155
Smash you.
815
01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:50,623
You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.
816
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:52,914
- I smashed you.
- Yeah, sure, sure.
817
01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:54,828
- Baby arms.
- What?
818
01:05:54,997 --> 01:05:55,997
Baby.
819
01:05:56,248 --> 01:05:57,788
Moron! You big child.
820
01:05:57,958 --> 01:05:58,958
Thor go!
821
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:00,292
I am going.
822
01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:06,467
Thor go again.
823
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:12,428
Thor home.
824
01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:24,146
Hulk trains.
825
01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:26,398
That's great. Have fun.
826
01:06:26,570 --> 01:06:28,200
- Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.
827
01:06:28,363 --> 01:06:29,663
What have you been up to?
828
01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:30,823
Winning.
829
01:06:41,210 --> 01:06:44,420
Heimdall, I know you can see me.
830
01:06:45,756 --> 01:06:47,756
I need you to help me.
831
01:06:49,885 --> 01:06:51,225
Help me see.
832
01:07:01,396 --> 01:07:03,896
I see you, but you're far away.
833
01:07:04,816 --> 01:07:06,066
What's going on here?
834
01:07:06,235 --> 01:07:07,615
Come see for yourself.
835
01:07:10,322 --> 01:07:13,122
I'm providing refuge in a stronghold
built by our ancestors.
836
01:07:13,283 --> 01:07:16,703
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.
837
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,910
You're talking about evacuating Asgard?
838
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,130
We won't last long if we stay.
839
01:07:24,628 --> 01:07:27,298
She draws her power from Asgard
and grows stronger every day.
840
01:07:27,464 --> 01:07:28,594
Come on.
841
01:07:32,553 --> 01:07:34,053
Hela is ravenous.
842
01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:37,271
If I let her leave, she'll consume
Nine Realms and all the cosmos.
843
01:07:37,474 --> 01:07:38,484
We need you.
844
01:07:38,642 --> 01:07:41,042
I'm working on it. But I don't even know
where the hell I am.
845
01:07:41,186 --> 01:07:43,467
You're on a planet surrounded
by doorways. Go through one.
846
01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:45,442
- Which one?
- The big one.
847
01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:15,895
Thor sad.
848
01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:17,264
Shut up.
849
01:08:19,516 --> 01:08:21,176
Thor sad.
850
01:08:22,227 --> 01:08:24,017
I'm not sad, you idiot.
851
01:08:24,438 --> 01:08:25,688
I'm pissed off!
852
01:08:27,149 --> 01:08:29,779
Angry. I lost my father.
853
01:08:30,944 --> 01:08:32,244
I lost my hammer.
854
01:08:33,405 --> 01:08:36,275
- Whining and crying. Cry like baby.
- You're not even listening.
855
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,280
Don't kick stuff.
856
01:08:39,578 --> 01:08:41,748
You're being a really bad friend.
857
01:08:41,914 --> 01:08:43,124
You bad friend!
858
01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:44,610
- You know what we call you?
- No.
859
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,456
We call you the stupid Avenger.
860
01:08:46,627 --> 01:08:48,547
You're tiny Avenger!
861
01:08:51,256 --> 01:08:52,416
What, are you crazy?
862
01:08:52,591 --> 01:08:53,591
Yes.
863
01:08:53,675 --> 01:08:56,215
You know what? Earth does hate you.
864
01:09:16,823 --> 01:09:17,873
No.
865
01:09:21,286 --> 01:09:23,956
I'm sorry I said those things.
866
01:09:24,706 --> 01:09:28,336
You're not the stupid Avenger.
Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.
867
01:09:28,919 --> 01:09:30,379
It's okay.
868
01:09:30,546 --> 01:09:33,107
You just can't go around throwing shields
at people. Could have killed me.
869
01:09:33,131 --> 01:09:35,841
I know. I'm sorry.
I just get so angry all the time.
870
01:09:36,009 --> 01:09:38,139
Hulk always, always angry.
871
01:09:38,303 --> 01:09:40,643
I know.
We're the same, you and I.
872
01:09:41,139 --> 01:09:42,739
We're just a couple of hot-headed fools.
873
01:09:42,891 --> 01:09:46,851
Yeah, same.
Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
874
01:09:47,771 --> 01:09:49,481
We're kind of both like fire.
875
01:09:49,648 --> 01:09:51,648
But Hulk like real fire.
876
01:09:52,693 --> 01:09:55,033
Hulk like raging fire.
877
01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:57,445
Thor like smoldering fire.
878
01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:01,790
Hulk, I need you to do something for me.
879
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,875
Angry girl.
880
01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:19,467
What's going on? What are you...
881
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,360
You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell
882
01:10:30,522 --> 01:10:33,501
when someone's hiding all the way across
the universe and wants to be left alone?
883
01:10:33,525 --> 01:10:36,145
- We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.
884
01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:37,954
I need her to stay.
885
01:10:38,113 --> 01:10:39,113
Stay?
886
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:40,870
Block.
887
01:10:42,534 --> 01:10:43,544
Stay.
888
01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:46,084
- Please.
- Please.
889
01:10:48,957 --> 01:10:49,957
All right.
890
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,800
Here's the deal.
891
01:10:54,379 --> 01:10:56,089
I'll listen to you
892
01:10:56,798 --> 01:10:58,168
till this is empty.
893
01:10:59,635 --> 01:11:01,895
Asgard is in danger and
people are dying.
894
01:11:02,054 --> 01:11:03,774
We need to get back there.
I need your help.
895
01:11:05,682 --> 01:11:07,602
Finished. Bye.
896
01:11:09,228 --> 01:11:10,598
Odin is dead.
897
01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:16,232
Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.
898
01:11:17,027 --> 01:11:19,607
If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.
899
01:11:19,780 --> 01:11:21,280
I'm going to stop her.
900
01:11:22,032 --> 01:11:23,122
- Alone?
- Nope.
901
01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:24,663
I'm putting together a team.
902
01:11:24,826 --> 01:11:27,576
It's me, you, and the big guy.
903
01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:30,175
No. No team. Only Hulk.
904
01:11:30,332 --> 01:11:32,002
It's me and you.
905
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:33,287
I think it's only you.
906
01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:35,670
Please, listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.
907
01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:38,298
Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.
908
01:11:39,049 --> 01:11:41,729
I'm not getting dragged into
another one of Odin's family squabbles.
909
01:11:41,885 --> 01:11:43,685
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.
910
01:11:43,804 --> 01:11:45,724
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.
911
01:11:45,889 --> 01:11:48,535
When it grew beyond Odin's control
she massacred everyone in the palace
912
01:11:48,559 --> 01:11:50,059
and tried to seize the throne.
913
01:11:50,477 --> 01:11:52,187
When she tried
to escape her banishment
914
01:11:52,354 --> 01:11:54,734
he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.
915
01:11:55,899 --> 01:11:58,029
I only survived because...
916
01:11:59,611 --> 01:12:02,991
Look, I already faced her once
back when I believed in the throne,
917
01:12:03,156 --> 01:12:04,406
and it cost me everything.
918
01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:06,533
That's what's wrong with Asgard.
919
01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:08,752
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.
920
01:12:08,912 --> 01:12:10,212
I agree.
921
01:12:11,123 --> 01:12:12,543
Don't get familiar.
922
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,380
I agree.
923
01:12:14,543 --> 01:12:16,043
That's why I turned down the throne.
924
01:12:16,211 --> 01:12:19,341
But this isn't about the crown.
This is about the people.
925
01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:21,506
They're dying
and they're your people, too.
926
01:12:21,675 --> 01:12:22,675
Forget it.
927
01:12:23,969 --> 01:12:25,349
I have.
928
01:12:25,512 --> 01:12:26,722
- Okay.
- Okay.
929
01:12:26,889 --> 01:12:28,099
- Good. Great.
- Great.
930
01:12:28,265 --> 01:12:29,275
Thank you.
931
01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:31,019
- For what?
- For this.
932
01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:34,563
Didn't see that, did you?
933
01:12:36,064 --> 01:12:38,194
There... That's better.
934
01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:41,703
You know, go ahead.
935
01:12:41,862 --> 01:12:46,372
Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.
936
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:47,913
Keep drinking, keep hiding.
937
01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:49,286
But me...
938
01:12:51,371 --> 01:12:54,501
I choose to run toward my problems
and not away from them.
939
01:12:55,584 --> 01:12:56,844
Because that's what...
940
01:13:01,882 --> 01:13:04,012
Because that's what heroes do.
941
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:16,899
Friend stay!
942
01:13:28,909 --> 01:13:30,239
Yes!
943
01:13:44,883 --> 01:13:45,883
All right.
944
01:13:49,763 --> 01:13:50,763
Come on.
945
01:13:53,225 --> 01:13:55,645
Welcome. Voice activation required.
946
01:13:55,811 --> 01:13:56,981
Thor.
947
01:13:57,396 --> 01:13:58,606
Access denied.
948
01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:01,480
Thor, son of Odin.
949
01:14:01,650 --> 01:14:02,730
Access denied.
950
01:14:02,901 --> 01:14:03,941
God of Thunder.
951
01:14:04,111 --> 01:14:05,361
Access denied.
952
01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:06,649
Strongest Avenger.
953
01:14:06,822 --> 01:14:08,162
Access denied.
954
01:14:08,323 --> 01:14:09,873
Strongest Avenger.
955
01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:11,493
Access denied.
956
01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:13,787
Damn you, Stark.
957
01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:15,334
Point Break.
958
01:14:15,497 --> 01:14:17,707
Welcome, Point Break.
959
01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:21,247
Friend stay!
960
01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:22,420
No, no, no!
961
01:14:22,504 --> 01:14:23,554
Stop!
962
01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:24,630
Stay!
963
01:14:25,549 --> 01:14:26,929
Hulk, stop breaking everything!
964
01:14:27,092 --> 01:14:28,592
Don't go!
965
01:14:31,889 --> 01:14:33,179
Nice work, big guy.
966
01:14:33,348 --> 01:14:36,808
We don't know where Ultron's headed,
but you're going very high, very fast.
967
01:14:36,977 --> 01:14:38,777
So, I need you to turn this bird around,
okay?
968
01:14:39,396 --> 01:14:41,936
We can't track you in stealth mode,
969
01:14:42,107 --> 01:14:43,817
so I need you to help me out. Okay?
970
01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,027
I need you to...
971
01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,755
No! No, Banner!
972
01:15:14,932 --> 01:15:16,272
Oh, jeez.
973
01:15:17,184 --> 01:15:18,644
Banner.
974
01:15:19,811 --> 01:15:21,351
Hey, hey, hey.
975
01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:23,112
You all right, Banner?
976
01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:27,396
Sun's going down. Sun's going down.
977
01:15:27,819 --> 01:15:29,239
That's it, breathe.
978
01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:31,867
I won't hurt you.
979
01:15:32,449 --> 01:15:33,529
Sun's going down.
980
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,120
- Thor.
- Yeah.
981
01:15:35,953 --> 01:15:37,333
What happened to your hair?
982
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:38,826
Some creepy old man cut it off.
983
01:15:38,997 --> 01:15:40,457
- It looks good.
- Thanks.
984
01:15:40,624 --> 01:15:42,964
Where are we? How's Nat?
985
01:15:43,836 --> 01:15:46,086
- Nat is good, I'm sure.
- Is she okay?
986
01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:48,046
- And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?
987
01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:49,725
The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?
988
01:15:49,883 --> 01:15:51,053
- Banner, listen.
- What?
989
01:15:51,218 --> 01:15:53,218
Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.
990
01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:54,887
What are you saying?
991
01:15:55,055 --> 01:15:56,175
What?
992
01:15:56,974 --> 01:15:58,394
I've been Hulk for two years?
993
01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:00,225
I'm afraid so.
994
01:16:06,191 --> 01:16:07,401
What the hell happened?
995
01:16:10,821 --> 01:16:12,491
Banner, there's something
you should know.
996
01:16:14,867 --> 01:16:15,947
Voice activation required.
997
01:16:16,118 --> 01:16:17,118
Banner.
998
01:16:17,286 --> 01:16:18,826
Welcome, strongest Avenger.
999
01:16:18,996 --> 01:16:19,996
What?
1000
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,120
Ship's log.
1001
01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:34,141
Thor, where are we?
1002
01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:35,353
Yeah, about that.
1003
01:16:35,512 --> 01:16:38,642
Sakaar, hear ye.
Attention please. I have some bad news.
1004
01:16:38,807 --> 01:16:41,597
My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.
1005
01:16:41,768 --> 01:16:44,188
Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.
1006
01:16:44,354 --> 01:16:45,364
Who's that?
1007
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:47,069
He kind of runs the place.
1008
01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:49,252
You actually lived at his house
for awhile.
1009
01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:50,316
- I did?
- Yeah.
1010
01:16:50,485 --> 01:16:52,645
Quite a lot's happened.
You and I had a fight recently.
1011
01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:54,993
- Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.
1012
01:16:55,157 --> 01:16:56,157
Doesn't sound right.
1013
01:16:56,241 --> 01:16:57,281
Well, it's true.
1014
01:16:57,367 --> 01:17:02,037
It seems that that criminally seductive
Lord of Thunder has stolen him away.
1015
01:17:02,206 --> 01:17:04,706
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.
1016
01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:06,459
Oh, no.
1017
01:17:08,337 --> 01:17:09,457
This is bad.
1018
01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:11,670
This is really, really bad.
1019
01:17:14,384 --> 01:17:18,104
Thor, I think I'm freaking out.
1020
01:17:18,555 --> 01:17:19,555
No, no, no.
1021
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,560
Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.
1022
01:17:21,725 --> 01:17:22,765
These are Tony's clothes.
1023
01:17:22,935 --> 01:17:24,235
- I know, come on.
- Is he here?
1024
01:17:24,394 --> 01:17:26,414
No, he's not here.
But listen. Just stay calm, okay?
1025
01:17:26,438 --> 01:17:29,818
The sun's going down. The sun's getting
really low. Sun's going down.
1026
01:17:37,407 --> 01:17:39,277
I'm upset!
1027
01:17:42,287 --> 01:17:44,157
I'm very upset.
1028
01:17:44,331 --> 01:17:46,421
You know what I like about being upset?
The blame.
1029
01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:49,963
Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in.
And you know who I'm blaming?
1030
01:17:50,128 --> 01:17:51,668
- Grandmaster, I can...
- Hey!
1031
01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:52,879
Don't interrupt me!
1032
01:17:52,965 --> 01:17:54,055
Here you go.
1033
01:17:54,758 --> 01:17:56,238
Why are you handing me
the melt stick?
1034
01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:58,183
He was interrupting.
1035
01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,095
That's not a capital violation.
1036
01:18:00,264 --> 01:18:01,644
Where was I?
1037
01:18:02,015 --> 01:18:04,475
My precious champion
has come up missing,
1038
01:18:04,643 --> 01:18:07,903
and it's all because of that
Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him.
1039
01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:09,063
Your brother.
1040
01:18:09,147 --> 01:18:12,067
Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated, or you know.
1041
01:18:12,234 --> 01:18:13,378
I'm sure there's a big history.
1042
01:18:13,402 --> 01:18:14,572
And your contender...
1043
01:18:15,362 --> 01:18:16,362
My dear friend,
1044
01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:19,820
if you were to give me 12 hours, I could
bring them both back to you. Alive.
1045
01:18:19,992 --> 01:18:21,492
I could do it in two.
1046
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:23,449
I could do it in one.
1047
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:24,660
Let's stop there.
1048
01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:28,500
You know what? I woke up this morning
thinking about a public execution.
1049
01:18:29,376 --> 01:18:30,728
But for now,
I'll settle for this sweet little
1050
01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:33,552
"Who's gonna get him first?"
1051
01:18:34,798 --> 01:18:37,128
So, you're on the clock.
1052
01:18:39,052 --> 01:18:40,142
What have you done?
1053
01:18:40,304 --> 01:18:41,554
I don't answer to you, lackey.
1054
01:18:41,722 --> 01:18:42,722
It's Loki.
1055
01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:44,466
And you will answer to the Grandmaster.
1056
01:18:47,561 --> 01:18:50,481
Why would you help my brother escape
with that green fool?
1057
01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:52,017
I don't help anyone.
1058
01:18:58,530 --> 01:18:59,660
You're a Valkyrie.
1059
01:19:04,578 --> 01:19:06,788
I thought the Valkyrie had all died
gruesome deaths.
1060
01:19:07,956 --> 01:19:09,666
Choose your next words wisely.
1061
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:13,133
I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.
1062
01:20:05,764 --> 01:20:08,354
The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.
1063
01:20:09,518 --> 01:20:11,162
The sun's going down.
It's getting real low.
1064
01:20:11,186 --> 01:20:12,436
Oh, shoot.
1065
01:20:12,604 --> 01:20:14,734
- Sun's getting low.
- Would you stop saying that?
1066
01:20:14,898 --> 01:20:16,068
I just need you to stay calm.
1067
01:20:16,233 --> 01:20:18,153
Calm? I'm on an alien planet!
1068
01:20:18,318 --> 01:20:20,213
It's just a planet.
You've been on a planet before.
1069
01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:21,277
Yeah. One.
1070
01:20:21,446 --> 01:20:23,166
Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.
1071
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,450
It's a new experience.
1072
01:20:24,616 --> 01:20:28,696
My neurons, they're firing faster
than my brain can handle the information.
1073
01:20:28,871 --> 01:20:31,121
The whole thing
is totally different this time.
1074
01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:34,580
In the past, I always felt like Hulk
and I each had a hand on the wheel.
1075
01:20:34,751 --> 01:20:38,171
But this time, it's like he had the keys
to the car and I was locked in the trunk.
1076
01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:40,316
All right, well, you're back now.
That's all that matters.
1077
01:20:40,340 --> 01:20:41,420
No, it's not what matters.
1078
01:20:41,592 --> 01:20:44,342
What I'm trying to tell you, is that
if I turn into the Hulk again,
1079
01:20:44,511 --> 01:20:46,011
Banner may never come back.
1080
01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:49,470
And we're stranded on a planet
that is designed to stress me out.
1081
01:20:49,641 --> 01:20:52,191
We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out
a way to get us home.
1082
01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:53,654
Thank you.
1083
01:20:53,729 --> 01:20:55,939
Not your home, though. Asgard.
My home.
1084
01:20:56,106 --> 01:20:57,146
What?
1085
01:20:57,316 --> 01:20:59,106
Listen, my people are in great danger.
1086
01:20:59,526 --> 01:21:01,776
You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being,
1087
01:21:01,945 --> 01:21:03,775
who also happens to be my sister.
1088
01:21:03,947 --> 01:21:05,657
Okay, that is so wrong on so many...
1089
01:21:05,824 --> 01:21:08,334
I don't wanna fight your sister.
That's a family issue.
1090
01:21:08,493 --> 01:21:09,873
No, she's an evil being.
1091
01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:11,407
I don't care what she is.
1092
01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:13,920
I'm not fighting any more beings.
I'm sick of it.
1093
01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:15,172
- What?
- I just told you.
1094
01:21:15,334 --> 01:21:18,134
If I turn into the Hulk,
I am never gonna come back again.
1095
01:21:18,295 --> 01:21:19,345
And you don't care.
1096
01:21:19,505 --> 01:21:21,305
No, no. I'm putting together the team.
1097
01:21:21,465 --> 01:21:22,805
The Hulk is the fire.
1098
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,766
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.
1099
01:21:24,885 --> 01:21:26,435
- What? No!
- It's gross.
1100
01:21:26,595 --> 01:21:28,395
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.
1101
01:21:28,514 --> 01:21:31,604
No! I don't even like the Hulk.
He's all like...
1102
01:21:31,767 --> 01:21:33,267
"Smash, smash, smash."
1103
01:21:33,435 --> 01:21:34,635
I prefer you.
1104
01:21:35,687 --> 01:21:36,687
Thanks.
1105
01:21:37,189 --> 01:21:40,279
But if I'm being honest,
when it comes to fighting evil beings,
1106
01:21:40,442 --> 01:21:41,862
he is very powerful and useful.
1107
01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:43,987
Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.
1108
01:21:44,154 --> 01:21:45,284
Is he though?
1109
01:21:45,447 --> 01:21:47,567
How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.
1110
01:21:47,741 --> 01:21:49,661
How many PhDs does Banner have?
Seven.
1111
01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:52,410
Fine, you don't have to fight anyone.
1112
01:21:52,579 --> 01:21:54,539
But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.
1113
01:21:58,460 --> 01:21:59,620
What are you doing with that?
1114
01:21:59,711 --> 01:22:00,772
I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.
1115
01:22:00,796 --> 01:22:02,626
- I need a disguise.
- You are the disguise.
1116
01:22:03,298 --> 01:22:05,008
- I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?
1117
01:22:05,175 --> 01:22:06,925
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.
1118
01:22:07,094 --> 01:22:09,554
No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.
1119
01:22:09,721 --> 01:22:11,157
Then why did you dress me up
like Tony?
1120
01:22:11,181 --> 01:22:12,181
Because you were naked.
1121
01:22:12,349 --> 01:22:13,729
Okay, I'll give you that.
1122
01:22:14,393 --> 01:22:15,662
What are you doing?
Stop doing that!
1123
01:22:15,686 --> 01:22:17,146
Tony wears his pants super tight.
1124
01:22:17,312 --> 01:22:18,362
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry.
1125
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:20,568
- Why are you being so weird?
- I don't know.
1126
01:22:20,732 --> 01:22:23,072
Maybe the fact that I was trapped
for two years
1127
01:22:23,235 --> 01:22:25,825
inside of a monster
made me a little weird.
1128
01:22:25,988 --> 01:22:27,658
Hey. It's okay.
1129
01:22:27,823 --> 01:22:30,203
You're good. Calm down. Come on.
1130
01:22:30,367 --> 01:22:31,827
Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard
1131
01:22:31,994 --> 01:22:34,514
and you're not gonna have to think about
the Hulk ever again. All right?
1132
01:22:34,538 --> 01:22:35,538
All right.
1133
01:22:43,338 --> 01:22:44,708
This is bad.
1134
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:50,180
Banner! Banner!
1135
01:22:54,183 --> 01:22:55,313
Banner!
1136
01:23:09,031 --> 01:23:10,071
Banner!
1137
01:23:10,490 --> 01:23:11,700
Thor!
1138
01:23:23,253 --> 01:23:24,253
Hi.
1139
01:23:24,338 --> 01:23:25,338
Hi.
1140
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:26,632
I was gonna do that.
1141
01:23:26,798 --> 01:23:28,088
Yeah, well, I did it first.
1142
01:23:28,258 --> 01:23:30,258
That's good. What are you doing here?
1143
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,906
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.
1144
01:23:32,930 --> 01:23:33,930
I got sidetracked.
1145
01:23:34,473 --> 01:23:35,643
What's with the...
1146
01:23:35,807 --> 01:23:37,057
It's my disguise.
1147
01:23:37,226 --> 01:23:38,306
But I can see your face.
1148
01:23:38,644 --> 01:23:40,404
Not when I do this, you can't.
1149
01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:44,481
Your hair looks nice. I like what you did
with it. Change it? Washed it maybe?
1150
01:23:50,447 --> 01:23:53,237
What are those things on her eyes?
Are those people that she's killed?
1151
01:23:53,408 --> 01:23:55,094
She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.
1152
01:23:55,118 --> 01:23:56,118
Who is this guy?
1153
01:23:56,203 --> 01:23:57,253
- He's a friend.
- Who? Me?
1154
01:23:57,329 --> 01:23:58,809
- I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.
1155
01:23:58,914 --> 01:24:01,124
I feel like I know you, too.
1156
01:24:05,504 --> 01:24:08,634
Look, I've spent years in a haze,
trying to forget my past.
1157
01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:13,144
Sakaar seemed like the best place
to drink and forget, and to die one day.
1158
01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:16,603
I was thinking that you drink too much,
and that probably was gonna kill you.
1159
01:24:16,765 --> 01:24:17,965
I don't plan to stop drinking.
1160
01:24:18,767 --> 01:24:20,187
But I don't wanna forget.
1161
01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:21,982
I can't turn away anymore,
1162
01:24:22,604 --> 01:24:24,404
so if I'm gonna die,
1163
01:24:24,565 --> 01:24:27,765
well, it may as well be driving my sword
through the heart of that murderous hag.
1164
01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:29,491
- Good.
- Yeah.
1165
01:24:29,653 --> 01:24:32,663
So, I'm saying
that I wanna be on the team.
1166
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,490
Has it got a name?
1167
01:24:34,658 --> 01:24:37,448
Yeah, it's called the Revengers.
1168
01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:38,619
Revengers?
1169
01:24:38,787 --> 01:24:41,287
Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.
1170
01:24:43,041 --> 01:24:44,381
Do you want revenge?
1171
01:24:45,043 --> 01:24:46,753
I'm undecided.
1172
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:47,920
Okay.
1173
01:24:48,505 --> 01:24:50,335
Also, I've got a peace offering.
1174
01:24:53,594 --> 01:24:55,604
Surprise.
1175
01:25:02,519 --> 01:25:03,979
Just had to be sure.
1176
01:25:07,608 --> 01:25:08,778
Hello, Bruce.
1177
01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:13,200
So, last time I saw you,
you were trying to kill everybody.
1178
01:25:13,363 --> 01:25:14,573
Where are you at these days?
1179
01:25:15,032 --> 01:25:16,912
It varies from moment to moment.
1180
01:25:17,993 --> 01:25:19,543
Is that a Dragonfang?
1181
01:25:19,703 --> 01:25:20,793
It is.
1182
01:25:20,954 --> 01:25:22,124
My God.
1183
01:25:22,998 --> 01:25:25,168
This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie.
1184
01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:28,460
So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far
apart as any two known systems.
1185
01:25:28,629 --> 01:25:31,259
Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.
1186
01:25:31,423 --> 01:25:35,053
Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in Asgard in 18 months.
1187
01:25:35,219 --> 01:25:38,469
Nope. We are going through the big one.
1188
01:25:38,639 --> 01:25:39,759
The Devil's Anus?
1189
01:25:39,932 --> 01:25:41,062
Anus?
1190
01:25:41,225 --> 01:25:42,368
Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?
1191
01:25:42,392 --> 01:25:44,412
For the record, I didn't know
it was called that when I picked it.
1192
01:25:44,436 --> 01:25:46,266
That looks like
a collapsing neutron star
1193
01:25:46,438 --> 01:25:48,898
inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
1194
01:25:49,066 --> 01:25:51,856
We need another ship.
That will tear mine to pieces.
1195
01:25:51,944 --> 01:25:53,046
She's right. We need one that can
1196
01:25:53,070 --> 01:25:55,006
withstand the geodetic strain
from the singularity.
1197
01:25:55,030 --> 01:25:56,780
And has an offline
power steering system
1198
01:25:56,949 --> 01:25:59,699
that could also function
without the onboard computer.
1199
01:25:59,868 --> 01:26:02,948
And we need one with cup holders,
because we're gonna die. So, drinks!
1200
01:26:03,121 --> 01:26:05,041
Do I know you? I feel like I know you.
1201
01:26:05,207 --> 01:26:07,077
I feel like I know you, too. It's weird.
1202
01:26:07,251 --> 01:26:08,381
What do you say?
1203
01:26:08,544 --> 01:26:11,064
Uncharted metagalactic travel
through a volatile cosmic gateway.
1204
01:26:11,171 --> 01:26:12,381
Talk about an adventure.
1205
01:26:12,965 --> 01:26:14,635
- We need a ship.
- Need a ship.
1206
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,028
There are one or two ships.
Absolute top of the line models...
1207
01:26:17,052 --> 01:26:18,512
I don't mean to impose...
1208
01:26:21,765 --> 01:26:23,475
But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.
1209
01:26:24,059 --> 01:26:27,599
I may even have stolen the access codes
to his security system.
1210
01:26:27,771 --> 01:26:30,208
And suddenly you're overcome
with an urge to do the right thing.
1211
01:26:30,232 --> 01:26:31,272
Heavens, no.
1212
01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:33,002
I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster,
1213
01:26:33,026 --> 01:26:34,986
and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship,
1214
01:26:35,153 --> 01:26:38,413
I'm asking for safe passage
through the Anus.
1215
01:26:38,574 --> 01:26:41,164
You're telling us that you can get us
access into the garage
1216
01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:43,076
without setting off any alarms?
1217
01:26:43,245 --> 01:26:44,915
Yes, brother. I can.
1218
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,830
Okay, can I just... A quick FYI.
1219
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,811
I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago
1220
01:26:49,835 --> 01:26:52,345
and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.
1221
01:26:52,504 --> 01:26:53,674
He did try to kill me.
1222
01:26:53,839 --> 01:26:55,669
Yes, me too. On many, many occasions.
1223
01:26:55,841 --> 01:26:57,441
There was one time
when we were children,
1224
01:26:57,593 --> 01:27:00,353
he transformed himself into a snake,
and he knows that I love snakes.
1225
01:27:00,512 --> 01:27:02,352
So, I went to pick up the snake
to admire it,
1226
01:27:02,514 --> 01:27:05,275
and he transformed back into himself
and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!"
1227
01:27:05,392 --> 01:27:08,402
And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.
1228
01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:09,976
If we're boosting a ship
1229
01:27:10,147 --> 01:27:11,875
we're gonna need to draw some guards
away from the palace.
1230
01:27:11,899 --> 01:27:13,319
Why not set the beast loose?
1231
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,440
Shut up.
1232
01:27:14,610 --> 01:27:15,690
You guys have a beast?
1233
01:27:15,861 --> 01:27:18,241
No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.
1234
01:27:18,447 --> 01:27:19,947
We're going to start a revolution.
1235
01:27:20,449 --> 01:27:22,029
- Revolution?
- I'll explain later.
1236
01:27:22,201 --> 01:27:24,491
- Who's this guy again?
- I'll explain later.
1237
01:27:25,329 --> 01:27:28,789
Is that some sort of protoplasm,
all the stuff that's coming out of you,
1238
01:27:28,957 --> 01:27:30,247
or are they eggs?
1239
01:27:31,543 --> 01:27:32,793
Looks like eggs.
1240
01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:43,599
I'm looking for Korg.
1241
01:27:43,764 --> 01:27:45,064
Who's asking?
1242
01:27:45,224 --> 01:27:46,394
I know you're asking.
1243
01:27:46,558 --> 01:27:48,558
Is there anyone else asking,
or is it just you?
1244
01:27:48,727 --> 01:27:50,937
The Lord of Thunder sends his best.
1245
01:27:54,441 --> 01:27:56,531
The revolution has begun.
1246
01:27:56,777 --> 01:27:58,817
Revolution? How did this happen?
1247
01:27:58,987 --> 01:28:00,487
Don't know.
1248
01:28:00,656 --> 01:28:03,826
But the arena's mainframe for the
Obedience Disks have been deactivated
1249
01:28:03,992 --> 01:28:05,872
and the slaves have armed themselves.
1250
01:28:06,537 --> 01:28:08,117
I don't like that word.
1251
01:28:08,288 --> 01:28:09,578
Which? Mainframe?
1252
01:28:09,748 --> 01:28:11,828
No. Why would I not like "mainframe"?
1253
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,040
No, the "S" word.
1254
01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:16,961
Sorry, the prisoners with jobs
have armed themselves.
1255
01:28:18,382 --> 01:28:19,722
Okay, that's better.
1256
01:28:25,722 --> 01:28:27,682
Hey, so, listen. We should talk.
1257
01:28:29,142 --> 01:28:30,192
I disagree.
1258
01:28:30,561 --> 01:28:33,481
Open communication
was never our family's forte.
1259
01:28:33,647 --> 01:28:34,767
You have no idea.
1260
01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:37,610
Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.
1261
01:28:37,776 --> 01:28:38,776
Hello.
1262
01:28:39,611 --> 01:28:40,611
Hi.
1263
01:28:47,911 --> 01:28:49,541
Odin brought us together.
1264
01:28:50,330 --> 01:28:53,170
It's almost poetic that his death
should split us apart.
1265
01:28:59,214 --> 01:29:01,344
We might as well be strangers now.
1266
01:29:01,508 --> 01:29:04,678
Two sons of the crown, set adrift.
1267
01:29:07,681 --> 01:29:09,241
Thought you didn't wanna talk about it.
1268
01:29:10,809 --> 01:29:11,809
Here's the thing.
1269
01:29:11,977 --> 01:29:13,817
I'm probably better off staying here
on Sakaar.
1270
01:29:13,937 --> 01:29:15,647
That's exactly what I was thinking.
1271
01:29:17,524 --> 01:29:18,944
Did you just agree with me?
1272
01:29:19,109 --> 01:29:20,689
Come on, this place is perfect for you.
1273
01:29:20,861 --> 01:29:22,531
It's savage, chaotic, lawless...
1274
01:29:22,696 --> 01:29:24,356
Brother, you're gonna do great here.
1275
01:29:24,531 --> 01:29:26,241
Do you truly think so little of me?
1276
01:29:28,327 --> 01:29:30,077
Loki, I thought the world of you.
1277
01:29:31,163 --> 01:29:33,753
I thought we were gonna fight
side by side forever.
1278
01:29:33,916 --> 01:29:36,746
But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.
1279
01:29:37,461 --> 01:29:39,921
I don't know,
maybe there's still good in you.
1280
01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:43,588
But let's be honest,
our paths diverged a long time ago.
1281
01:29:48,263 --> 01:29:49,313
Yeah.
1282
01:29:50,474 --> 01:29:52,914
It's probably for the best
that we never see each other again.
1283
01:29:53,018 --> 01:29:54,308
It's what you always wanted.
1284
01:29:58,524 --> 01:30:00,234
Hey, let's do "Get Help."
1285
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:01,650
- What?
- "Get Help."
1286
01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:02,735
No.
1287
01:30:02,819 --> 01:30:03,922
- Come on, you love it.
- I hate it.
1288
01:30:03,946 --> 01:30:05,590
- It's great. It works every time.
- It's humiliating.
1289
01:30:05,614 --> 01:30:06,925
- Do you have a better plan?
- No.
1290
01:30:06,949 --> 01:30:07,949
We're doing it.
1291
01:30:08,116 --> 01:30:09,906
We are not doing "Get Help."
1292
01:30:10,953 --> 01:30:12,203
Get help! Please!
1293
01:30:12,371 --> 01:30:13,411
My brother, he's dying.
1294
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:15,580
Get help! Help him!
1295
01:30:17,626 --> 01:30:18,876
Classic.
1296
01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:20,343
Still hate it.
1297
01:30:20,504 --> 01:30:22,844
- It's humiliating.
- Not for me, it's not.
1298
01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:25,126
Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?
1299
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:26,300
The Commodore.
1300
01:30:26,969 --> 01:30:27,969
Right.
1301
01:30:30,806 --> 01:30:33,386
Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.
1302
01:30:35,519 --> 01:30:37,309
Loki.
1303
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:39,958
I know I've betrayed you many times
before,
1304
01:30:39,982 --> 01:30:41,652
but this time
it's truly nothing personal.
1305
01:30:41,817 --> 01:30:44,897
The reward for your capture
will set me up nicely.
1306
01:30:45,070 --> 01:30:46,700
Never one for sentiment, were you?
1307
01:30:46,864 --> 01:30:48,324
Easier to let it burn.
1308
01:30:48,657 --> 01:30:49,657
I agree.
1309
01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,755
That looks painful.
1310
01:31:00,460 --> 01:31:03,300
Dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.
1311
01:31:03,463 --> 01:31:05,473
I trust you, you betray me.
1312
01:31:05,632 --> 01:31:07,682
Round and round in circles we go.
1313
01:31:07,843 --> 01:31:09,843
See, Loki, life is about...
It's about growth.
1314
01:31:10,012 --> 01:31:11,222
It's about change.
1315
01:31:11,388 --> 01:31:14,598
But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.
1316
01:31:15,142 --> 01:31:16,772
I guess what I'm trying to say
1317
01:31:16,935 --> 01:31:19,895
is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief,
1318
01:31:20,063 --> 01:31:21,563
but you could be more.
1319
01:31:24,026 --> 01:31:26,026
I'll just put this over here for you.
1320
01:31:26,195 --> 01:31:29,705
Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.
1321
01:31:35,537 --> 01:31:36,907
All right, I can figure this out.
1322
01:31:37,080 --> 01:31:39,040
It's just another spaceship.
1323
01:31:52,262 --> 01:31:53,642
Loyal Sakaarians,
1324
01:31:53,805 --> 01:31:57,345
Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship
and my favorite champion.
1325
01:31:58,769 --> 01:32:01,939
Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.
1326
01:32:02,105 --> 01:32:03,895
Do not let him leave this planet.
1327
01:32:16,870 --> 01:32:18,330
- Good shot!
- Thanks.
1328
01:32:21,041 --> 01:32:22,251
Open the doors.
1329
01:32:22,417 --> 01:32:23,837
Okay.
1330
01:32:28,966 --> 01:32:30,836
I hope that you're tougher
than you look.
1331
01:32:31,009 --> 01:32:32,049
Why?
1332
01:32:44,523 --> 01:32:46,363
Shouldn't we be shooting back
or something?
1333
01:32:46,525 --> 01:32:47,575
Yes, we should.
1334
01:32:47,651 --> 01:32:49,531
Where are the guns on this ship?
1335
01:32:49,695 --> 01:32:51,075
There aren't any.
1336
01:32:51,238 --> 01:32:52,818
- It's a leisure vessel.
- What?
1337
01:32:52,990 --> 01:32:55,830
Grandmaster uses it for his good times,
orgies and stuff.
1338
01:32:55,993 --> 01:32:58,583
Did she just say the Grandmaster
uses it for orgies?
1339
01:32:58,745 --> 01:32:59,945
Yeah.
1340
01:33:00,122 --> 01:33:01,542
Don't touch anything.
1341
01:33:21,852 --> 01:33:22,852
No!
1342
01:33:26,148 --> 01:33:27,188
- No!
- No!
1343
01:33:34,156 --> 01:33:35,236
Get inside!
1344
01:33:35,407 --> 01:33:37,077
In a minute.
1345
01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:50,440
I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.
1346
01:33:50,464 --> 01:33:52,064
No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.
1347
01:33:52,132 --> 01:33:53,842
You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.
1348
01:33:54,009 --> 01:33:57,299
None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!
1349
01:34:31,713 --> 01:34:32,763
Okay, come on.
1350
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,970
There's gotta be a gun on this thing.
1351
01:34:35,133 --> 01:34:36,183
That looks like a gun.
1352
01:34:37,302 --> 01:34:39,932
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
1353
01:34:40,681 --> 01:34:43,101
It's my birthday
1354
01:34:49,773 --> 01:34:51,073
Yeah!
1355
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:10,625
Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus!
1356
01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:18,394
There she is.
1357
01:35:18,552 --> 01:35:20,602
Our ticket out of here.
1358
01:35:21,054 --> 01:35:22,354
Hey, what's this?
1359
01:35:27,394 --> 01:35:28,404
Thank you.
1360
01:35:28,478 --> 01:35:30,978
Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.
1361
01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:32,074
You wanna come?
1362
01:35:32,566 --> 01:35:36,896
You do seem like you're
in desperate need of leadership.
1363
01:35:37,070 --> 01:35:38,610
Why, thank you.
1364
01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:43,447
Here we go.
1365
01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:51,042
Shit.
1366
01:36:08,477 --> 01:36:10,267
Asgardians...
1367
01:36:10,437 --> 01:36:13,017
Some misguided soul
1368
01:36:13,815 --> 01:36:15,775
has stolen the Bifrost sword.
1369
01:36:15,943 --> 01:36:18,323
Tell us where it is
1370
01:36:18,487 --> 01:36:21,107
or there will be consequences.
1371
01:36:25,035 --> 01:36:26,155
Bad ones.
1372
01:36:29,331 --> 01:36:30,331
Well?
1373
01:36:37,422 --> 01:36:38,592
You.
1374
01:37:14,668 --> 01:37:18,878
Well? Executioner?
1375
01:37:23,844 --> 01:37:25,054
Wait!
1376
01:37:25,220 --> 01:37:26,220
Wait!
1377
01:37:28,724 --> 01:37:29,854
I know where the sword is.
1378
01:38:12,768 --> 01:38:15,018
I never thought I'd be back here.
1379
01:38:18,607 --> 01:38:20,187
I thought it'd be a lot nicer.
1380
01:38:20,651 --> 01:38:23,651
I mean, not that it's not nice.
It's just, it's on fire.
1381
01:38:23,820 --> 01:38:25,060
Here, up here in the mountains.
1382
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,450
Heat signatures.
People clustered together.
1383
01:38:27,658 --> 01:38:28,658
She's coming for them.
1384
01:38:28,825 --> 01:38:30,803
Okay, drop me off at the palace
and I'll draw her away.
1385
01:38:30,827 --> 01:38:32,077
And get yourself killed?
1386
01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:34,140
The people trapped down there
are all that matters.
1387
01:38:34,164 --> 01:38:36,935
While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you
two to help get everyone off Asgard.
1388
01:38:36,959 --> 01:38:38,749
How the hell are we supposed to do that?
1389
01:38:39,253 --> 01:38:40,883
I have a man on the ground.
1390
01:38:46,844 --> 01:38:47,844
Asgard.
1391
01:38:51,265 --> 01:38:52,605
She's here.
1392
01:39:04,152 --> 01:39:05,862
Now the ship has a gun.
1393
01:39:06,029 --> 01:39:07,199
I'll take it from here.
1394
01:39:08,031 --> 01:39:11,161
I found this in the armory.
1395
01:39:14,329 --> 01:39:15,539
Good luck.
1396
01:39:16,999 --> 01:39:18,419
Your Majesty...
1397
01:39:20,377 --> 01:39:21,497
Don't die.
1398
01:39:24,298 --> 01:39:26,088
You know what I mean.
1399
01:40:24,983 --> 01:40:26,903
We must keep moving!
1400
01:40:27,528 --> 01:40:29,318
Go to the Bifrost!
1401
01:41:11,905 --> 01:41:13,275
Sister.
1402
01:41:15,284 --> 01:41:17,084
You're still alive.
1403
01:41:17,244 --> 01:41:20,714
I love what you've done with the place.
Redecorating, I see.
1404
01:41:20,873 --> 01:41:25,423
It seems our father's solution
to every problem was to cover it up.
1405
01:41:27,087 --> 01:41:28,707
Or to cast it out.
1406
01:41:30,966 --> 01:41:34,466
He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.
1407
01:41:35,053 --> 01:41:36,433
You see?
1408
01:41:37,097 --> 01:41:39,217
You never knew him.
1409
01:41:39,516 --> 01:41:41,426
Not at his best.
1410
01:41:41,602 --> 01:41:46,152
Odin and I drowned entire civilizations
in blood and tears.
1411
01:41:46,315 --> 01:41:49,235
Where do you think all this gold
came from?
1412
01:41:49,401 --> 01:41:51,151
And then, one day,
1413
01:41:51,320 --> 01:41:54,320
he decided to become a benevolent king.
1414
01:41:54,489 --> 01:41:57,119
To foster peace, to protect life.
1415
01:41:58,243 --> 01:41:59,833
To have you.
1416
01:42:00,287 --> 01:42:02,657
I understand why you're angry.
1417
01:42:02,831 --> 01:42:06,751
And you are my sister, and technically
have a claim to the throne.
1418
01:42:06,919 --> 01:42:08,897
And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.
1419
01:42:08,921 --> 01:42:10,131
But it can't be you.
1420
01:42:10,297 --> 01:42:13,967
You're just the worst.
1421
01:42:15,427 --> 01:42:17,217
Okay, get up.
1422
01:42:17,387 --> 01:42:19,427
You're in my seat.
1423
01:42:20,390 --> 01:42:22,390
You know, Father once told me
1424
01:42:22,559 --> 01:42:25,099
that a wise king never seeks out war.
1425
01:42:25,270 --> 01:42:27,810
But must always be ready for it.
1426
01:42:59,930 --> 01:43:01,390
Go back!
1427
01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:07,850
Go!
1428
01:43:42,764 --> 01:43:45,354
To be honest, I expected more.
1429
01:43:48,353 --> 01:43:49,653
Heimdall!
1430
01:43:51,857 --> 01:43:53,607
The sword!
1431
01:43:58,113 --> 01:43:59,663
Here's the difference between us.
1432
01:43:59,823 --> 01:44:01,413
I'm Odin's firstborn,
1433
01:44:01,575 --> 01:44:03,995
the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
1434
01:44:04,161 --> 01:44:05,911
And you're nothing.
1435
01:44:16,173 --> 01:44:19,053
So simple,
even a blind man could see it.
1436
01:44:22,763 --> 01:44:25,023
Now you remind me of Dad.
1437
01:44:35,317 --> 01:44:37,067
The stupid dog won't die!
1438
01:44:58,882 --> 01:45:01,892
Everything's gonna be all right now.
I got this.
1439
01:45:02,094 --> 01:45:04,184
You wanted to know who I am?
1440
01:45:05,138 --> 01:45:06,768
What the hell are you talking about?
1441
01:45:06,932 --> 01:45:08,352
You'll see!
1442
01:45:57,024 --> 01:45:59,234
You see? No one's going anywhere.
1443
01:45:59,401 --> 01:46:00,781
I'll get that sword,
1444
01:46:00,944 --> 01:46:03,664
even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.
1445
01:46:30,307 --> 01:46:31,307
Hey, man.
1446
01:46:32,851 --> 01:46:34,271
I'm Korg. This is Miek.
1447
01:46:34,436 --> 01:46:37,076
We're gonna jump on that spaceship
and get out of here. Wanna come?
1448
01:46:46,615 --> 01:46:50,455
Your savior is here.
1449
01:46:57,668 --> 01:46:59,538
Did you miss me?
1450
01:46:59,711 --> 01:47:01,171
Everyone, on that ship now.
1451
01:47:05,551 --> 01:47:07,721
Welcome home. I saw you coming.
1452
01:47:07,886 --> 01:47:08,966
Of course you did.
1453
01:47:25,654 --> 01:47:27,954
It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.
1454
01:47:28,991 --> 01:47:30,031
You see...
1455
01:47:30,826 --> 01:47:33,746
I'm not a queen or a monster.
1456
01:47:35,622 --> 01:47:37,292
I'm the Goddess of Death.
1457
01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:40,787
What were you the god of, again?
1458
01:47:52,139 --> 01:47:54,019
Even when you had two eyes,
1459
01:47:54,725 --> 01:47:56,605
you'd see only half the picture.
1460
01:47:58,187 --> 01:48:01,187
She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.
1461
01:48:02,274 --> 01:48:05,824
Are you Thor, the God of Hammers?
1462
01:48:08,864 --> 01:48:12,584
That hammer was to help you
control your power, to focus it.
1463
01:48:13,368 --> 01:48:15,158
It was never your source of strength.
1464
01:48:15,871 --> 01:48:18,211
It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.
1465
01:48:19,249 --> 01:48:21,919
Asgard is not a place. Never was.
1466
01:48:23,170 --> 01:48:24,460
This could be Asgard.
1467
01:48:25,631 --> 01:48:27,721
Asgard is where our people stand.
1468
01:48:28,717 --> 01:48:33,507
Even now, right now,
those people need your help.
1469
01:48:41,230 --> 01:48:43,360
I'm not as strong as you.
1470
01:48:46,026 --> 01:48:47,066
No...
1471
01:48:48,487 --> 01:48:49,777
You're stronger.
1472
01:48:58,789 --> 01:49:00,169
Tell me, brother.
1473
01:49:00,332 --> 01:49:02,792
What were you the god of, again?
1474
01:51:18,136 --> 01:51:20,346
- You're late.
- You're missing an eye.
1475
01:51:20,514 --> 01:51:22,024
This isn't over.
1476
01:51:29,147 --> 01:51:30,857
I think we should disband the Revengers.
1477
01:51:32,442 --> 01:51:33,682
Hit her with a lightning blast.
1478
01:51:33,735 --> 01:51:36,172
I just hit her with the biggest lightning
blast in the history of lightning.
1479
01:51:36,196 --> 01:51:37,196
It did nothing.
1480
01:51:41,201 --> 01:51:43,831
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.
1481
01:51:44,454 --> 01:51:45,914
It won't end there.
1482
01:51:46,081 --> 01:51:49,501
The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.
1483
01:51:49,668 --> 01:51:51,378
She'll hunt us down.
1484
01:51:51,545 --> 01:51:53,095
We need to stop her here and now.
1485
01:51:53,255 --> 01:51:54,465
So what do we do?
1486
01:51:55,215 --> 01:51:56,795
I'm not doing "Get Help."
1487
01:52:08,937 --> 01:52:12,227
Asgard's not a place, it's a people.
1488
01:52:14,359 --> 01:52:15,399
Loki,
1489
01:52:15,485 --> 01:52:17,445
this was never about stopping Ragnarok.
1490
01:52:17,613 --> 01:52:19,663
This was about causing Ragnarok.
1491
01:52:19,823 --> 01:52:21,453
Surtur's crown, the vault.
1492
01:52:23,035 --> 01:52:24,495
It's the only way.
1493
01:52:24,995 --> 01:52:26,455
Bold move, brother.
1494
01:52:27,748 --> 01:52:29,328
Even for me.
1495
01:52:32,544 --> 01:52:33,594
Shall we?
1496
01:52:34,713 --> 01:52:35,713
After you.
1497
01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:02,740
This is madness.
1498
01:53:16,338 --> 01:53:17,918
Go! Go, now!
1499
01:54:18,942 --> 01:54:20,402
For Asgard.
1500
01:54:34,666 --> 01:54:35,996
Hela!
1501
01:55:00,567 --> 01:55:04,697
With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.
1502
01:55:16,250 --> 01:55:17,500
Hela, enough!
1503
01:55:21,171 --> 01:55:24,051
You want Asgard, it's yours.
1504
01:55:24,216 --> 01:55:27,636
Whatever game you're playing,
it won't work.
1505
01:55:27,803 --> 01:55:29,473
You can't defeat me.
1506
01:55:30,097 --> 01:55:31,427
No, I know.
1507
01:55:33,141 --> 01:55:34,181
But he can.
1508
01:55:38,480 --> 01:55:39,860
No.
1509
01:55:48,448 --> 01:55:51,868
Tremble before me, Asgard!
1510
01:55:52,035 --> 01:55:54,155
I am your reckoning!
1511
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:04,420
The people are safe.
1512
01:56:05,048 --> 01:56:06,928
That's all that matters.
1513
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:10,100
We're fulfilling the prophecy.
1514
01:56:10,596 --> 01:56:11,966
I hate this prophecy.
1515
01:56:12,139 --> 01:56:13,929
So do I, but we have no choice.
1516
01:56:14,099 --> 01:56:15,889
Surtur destroys Asgard,
1517
01:56:16,059 --> 01:56:18,399
he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.
1518
01:56:18,562 --> 01:56:21,312
But we need to let him finish the job,
otherwise...
1519
01:56:23,150 --> 01:56:24,150
No!
1520
01:56:26,403 --> 01:56:28,453
Hulk, stop, you moron!
1521
01:56:37,539 --> 01:56:38,579
Hulk, stop.
1522
01:56:38,749 --> 01:56:41,789
Just for once in your life, don't smash.
1523
01:56:42,961 --> 01:56:44,671
Big monster!
1524
01:56:45,005 --> 01:56:46,295
Let's go!
1525
01:56:48,091 --> 01:56:49,091
Fine.
1526
01:57:13,158 --> 01:57:16,038
I am Asgard's doom!
1527
01:57:39,017 --> 01:57:41,097
The damage is not too bad.
1528
01:57:41,270 --> 01:57:43,270
As long as the foundations
are still strong,
1529
01:57:43,438 --> 01:57:45,068
we can rebuild this place.
1530
01:57:45,232 --> 01:57:47,442
It will become a haven
1531
01:57:47,609 --> 01:57:50,569
for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.
1532
01:57:57,619 --> 01:58:00,039
Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.
1533
01:58:14,928 --> 01:58:16,848
What have I done?
1534
01:58:18,015 --> 01:58:20,435
You saved us from extinction.
1535
01:58:20,601 --> 01:58:22,441
Asgard is not a place...
1536
01:58:23,937 --> 01:58:25,807
It's a people.
1537
01:58:54,885 --> 01:58:56,395
It suits you.
1538
01:58:59,139 --> 01:59:01,599
Maybe you're not so bad after all,
brother.
1539
01:59:02,351 --> 01:59:03,391
Maybe not.
1540
01:59:04,603 --> 01:59:05,773
Thank you.
1541
01:59:06,522 --> 01:59:09,022
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.
1542
01:59:13,111 --> 01:59:14,361
I'm here.
1543
01:59:38,637 --> 01:59:39,967
Your throne.
1544
01:59:55,070 --> 01:59:58,410
So, King of Asgard.
1545
02:00:08,917 --> 02:00:10,037
Where to?
1546
02:00:11,170 --> 02:00:12,590
I'm not sure.
1547
02:00:12,963 --> 02:00:14,263
Any suggestions?
1548
02:00:16,884 --> 02:00:18,844
Miek, where are you from?
1549
02:00:19,011 --> 02:00:20,851
Miek's dead.
1550
02:00:21,013 --> 02:00:24,143
Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him
on the bridge.
1551
02:00:24,308 --> 02:00:26,978
I've just felt so guilty,
I've been carrying him around all day.
1552
02:00:29,521 --> 02:00:30,981
Miek, you're alive!
1553
02:00:31,148 --> 02:00:33,478
He's alive, guys.
What was your question again, bro?
1554
02:00:35,360 --> 02:00:36,490
Earth it is.
1555
02:02:53,373 --> 02:02:56,083
Do you really think it's a good idea
to go back to Earth?
1556
02:02:56,251 --> 02:02:59,551
Yes, of course. The people of Earth
love me. I'm very popular.
1557
02:03:00,130 --> 02:03:02,050
Let me rephrase that.
1558
02:03:02,216 --> 02:03:05,426
Do you really think it's a good idea
to bring me back to Earth?
1559
02:03:05,969 --> 02:03:08,009
Probably not, to be honest.
1560
02:03:08,180 --> 02:03:13,100
I wouldn't worry, brother. I feel like
everything's gonna work out fine.
1561
02:09:42,032 --> 02:09:43,032
Oh, boy.
1562
02:09:51,458 --> 02:09:55,588
I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all.
1563
02:09:55,754 --> 02:09:59,174
This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!
1564
02:09:59,341 --> 02:10:01,801
Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.
1565
02:10:01,969 --> 02:10:04,349
Come on. No?
1566
02:10:04,596 --> 02:10:06,636
Me too.
'Cause I've been a big part of it.
1567
02:10:06,807 --> 02:10:09,597
Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.
1568
02:10:09,768 --> 02:10:11,808
So, you're welcome.
1569
02:10:11,979 --> 02:10:14,309
And it's a tie.
1570
02:10:15,305 --> 02:10:21,562
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