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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:15,452 BELLA: 30 years old and no driver's license. 2 00:00:15,562 --> 00:00:18,258 Fucking ridiculous. 3 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:23,202 l could have stayed and hired another cameraman. 4 00:00:23,303 --> 00:00:26,466 MlLO: Have some jerk with a shitty camera and no eye shoot it? 5 00:00:26,573 --> 00:00:27,972 Forget it. 6 00:00:31,044 --> 00:00:32,477 Look, we'll bail him out, 7 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:35,207 drive him to the rehab, and drive right back up. 8 00:00:35,315 --> 00:00:36,509 We'll just be a little late. 9 00:00:36,817 --> 00:00:39,285 BELLA: l don't understand -- the lawyer got a deal 10 00:00:39,386 --> 00:00:42,287 that he got six months in rehab or three years in prison, and he-- 11 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:45,017 MlLO: And the judge gave him 1 0 days to enter the rehab, 12 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:47,525 and on the seventh day he got arrested again. 13 00:00:47,828 --> 00:00:48,487 BELLA: Genius. 14 00:00:48,595 --> 00:00:50,153 MlLO: What am l supposed to do? He's my brother. 15 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:53,322 BELLA: l didn't even know you had a brother, Milo. 16 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:54,297 MlLO: l got an idea. 17 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:55,868 We could interview him about his experiences. 18 00:00:55,969 --> 00:00:57,561 BELLA: No, that's not the film l'm making. l'm not interested 19 00:00:57,904 --> 00:01:00,168 in some privileged white kid who got himself into trouble. 20 00:01:00,273 --> 00:01:02,241 MlLO: Just because he's white doesn't make him privileged, Bella! 21 00:01:02,342 --> 00:01:03,331 Stop pigeonholing people! 22 00:01:03,443 --> 00:01:04,501 BELLA: l'm not pigeonholing him! 23 00:01:04,611 --> 00:01:07,512 MlLO: He's a victim of the very system we're trying to expose with our movie! 24 00:01:07,614 --> 00:01:10,447 BELLA: He's a victim of his own stupidity. 25 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,279 MlLO: lf he doesn't get to the rehab by 8:00 p.m. tomorrow, 26 00:01:12,386 --> 00:01:14,217 he's going to prison. 27 00:01:14,321 --> 00:01:15,253 [ Clunk ] 28 00:01:15,355 --> 00:01:17,289 Do you hear that clunking sound? 29 00:01:17,457 --> 00:01:19,891 BELLA: Yeah, my car's been doing that. l don't know what it is. 30 00:01:19,993 --> 00:01:21,221 -MlLO: Have you checked the oil? -Yeah. 31 00:01:21,328 --> 00:01:21,919 When was the last time you checked the oil? 32 00:01:22,028 --> 00:01:23,393 BELLA: l put veggie oil in it yesterday. 33 00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:24,930 MlLO: Not veggie oil. 34 00:01:25,031 --> 00:01:27,465 Engine oil. 35 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:31,299 BELLA: But what about your mom? Can't she help him with it? 36 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:32,929 MlLO: Our mom lives in a cave in Greece, 37 00:01:33,073 --> 00:01:35,598 our father's dead, our grandmother has Alzheimer's, 38 00:01:35,909 --> 00:01:38,639 and don't even ask me about his friends. 39 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,405 BELLA: God, l hate L.A. ! 40 00:01:42,549 --> 00:01:45,882 lt's so barren. 41 00:01:46,019 --> 00:01:50,183 MlLO: Just wait 'til you meet him, okay? He's such a character. 42 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:03,091 [ Truck approaches ] 43 00:02:05,372 --> 00:02:06,304 BONDSMAN: Milo! 44 00:02:06,406 --> 00:02:09,398 MlLO: Sam? 45 00:02:09,509 --> 00:02:11,136 ls that a camera? 46 00:02:11,244 --> 00:02:12,006 MlLO: Yeah. 47 00:02:12,112 --> 00:02:12,601 Ah. 48 00:02:12,913 --> 00:02:13,538 MlLO: lt's okay? 49 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:15,012 Oh, yeah. 50 00:02:15,115 --> 00:02:17,379 -MlLO: How ya doing? -Hi. Uh, cash or credit? 51 00:02:17,484 --> 00:02:18,314 Uh, credit. 52 00:02:18,418 --> 00:02:20,579 Okay. This -- huh. 53 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:23,554 MlLO: So, do you mind if l ask you how you became a bail bondsman? 54 00:02:23,657 --> 00:02:26,217 lt's a family business. 55 00:02:26,326 --> 00:02:29,352 Sign here, print here, initial. 56 00:02:29,529 --> 00:02:31,554 MlLO: So, uh, why do you pack that gun? 57 00:02:31,665 --> 00:02:33,292 -This? -Yeah. 58 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,493 -Oh, this is. . . -Oh, you don't have to pull it out. 59 00:02:35,602 --> 00:02:37,001 . . .insurance policy. 60 00:02:37,103 --> 00:02:38,263 [ Laughs ] 61 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:39,338 MlLO: What do you mean? 62 00:02:39,439 --> 00:02:42,135 A lot of people think bail bondsmen carry the money. 63 00:02:42,242 --> 00:02:43,106 We don't. 64 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:44,438 lt's all paper. 65 00:02:44,544 --> 00:02:48,344 lf a brother doesn't show up to court, l could go after him. 66 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:51,076 lf l no find him, l go after you! 67 00:02:51,184 --> 00:02:52,014 MlLO: Oh, okay! 68 00:02:52,118 --> 00:02:55,178 [ Both laugh ] 69 00:02:55,288 --> 00:02:56,687 BONDSMAN: Like Rambo! Boom! 70 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:59,254 MlLO: Oh, okay, okay. 71 00:03:00,327 --> 00:03:02,022 [ Siren whoops ] 72 00:03:03,997 --> 00:03:05,362 [ Clanking against bars ] 73 00:03:06,366 --> 00:03:08,459 -LEO: All right. Take care. -MAN: All right, then, Leo. 74 00:03:08,568 --> 00:03:11,366 MlLO: What's up, Leo?! 75 00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:13,371 Each day better than the next. 76 00:03:13,473 --> 00:03:14,701 [ Milo laughs ] 77 00:03:15,008 --> 00:03:17,374 MlLO: We're in the Volvo right here. 78 00:03:17,477 --> 00:03:21,311 Come meet my girlfriend. Her name's Bella. 79 00:03:21,481 --> 00:03:24,041 Drove all the way down here from San Francisco. 80 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:28,278 MlLO: Bella! This is Leo. 81 00:03:31,992 --> 00:03:33,584 Hi, Leo! 82 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:39,722 Glad he's so appreciative. 83 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,421 -LEO: Sugar? -BELLA: No, thanks. 84 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:06,492 Just finish this, and we should go. 85 00:04:23,643 --> 00:04:25,440 Fuck you! 86 00:04:25,545 --> 00:04:26,443 ""Fac eu"". 87 00:04:26,546 --> 00:04:30,141 Means ''l'll do it'' in Romanian. 88 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:31,574 BELLA: Thank you. 89 00:04:34,821 --> 00:04:37,517 MlLO: So, uh, why were you arrested this time? 90 00:04:37,624 --> 00:04:39,524 lt's 'cause l'm black. 91 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:41,218 MlLO: And what happened to your shoes? 92 00:04:41,394 --> 00:04:43,089 LEO: l don't know. 93 00:04:43,196 --> 00:04:44,458 You were in a cell barefoot? 94 00:04:45,465 --> 00:04:47,456 They gave me shoes, but they were awful, 95 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:51,731 so l prefer to go barefoot, you know? 96 00:04:52,072 --> 00:04:54,336 l was running from the cops, right? 97 00:04:54,441 --> 00:04:56,341 l fell over a wall -- boom! 98 00:04:56,443 --> 00:04:59,435 Fucked up my ankle, the pigs caught up to me, 99 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:01,480 and my slippers were gone. 100 00:05:01,581 --> 00:05:03,515 They were my favorite slippers, too. 101 00:05:03,683 --> 00:05:05,344 Blue and a little gold. 102 00:05:08,188 --> 00:05:09,485 MlLO: What happened to your shirt? 103 00:05:09,589 --> 00:05:11,181 BELLA: lt's fuckin' hot as balls in here. 104 00:05:13,593 --> 00:05:14,355 l'm cold. 105 00:05:14,461 --> 00:05:15,723 My shirt? 106 00:05:15,829 --> 00:05:17,490 Fucking cigarettes! 107 00:05:17,597 --> 00:05:19,792 l fell asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand. 108 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:23,536 l wake up, and my favorite fucking pajamas are ruined. 109 00:05:24,437 --> 00:05:26,564 l feel sick. 110 00:05:33,713 --> 00:05:35,305 Hey, do you have any laxatives? 111 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:40,751 -BELLA: No. -''No,'' no? Or ''what,'' no? 112 00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:42,816 Should we get the check? 113 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:44,316 Milo, we need to go to the market. 114 00:05:44,424 --> 00:05:46,415 l need to get laxatives, cigarettes, and shoes. 115 00:05:46,526 --> 00:05:48,756 BELLA: Okay, but can you do that fast, 'cause we got to go. 116 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:51,222 -MlLO: l saw a market next door. -LEO: Okay, let's go. 117 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:52,695 -Let's go right now. -BELLA: Okay, l'll pay the check. 118 00:05:52,799 --> 00:05:54,426 -Just go fast. -LEO: All right. You want anything? 119 00:05:54,534 --> 00:05:55,592 -Nope. -MlLO: You all right, babe? 120 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:57,431 -Yup. -MlLO: Okay, we'll be right back. 121 00:05:57,537 --> 00:05:58,196 Okay. 122 00:05:58,638 --> 00:06:00,538 MlLO: lt hurts to see you again like this, Leo. 123 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,403 LEO: Still addicted to the camera, l see. 124 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:05,601 Thought about seeking help? 125 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:12,142 Admitting you have a problem is the first step. 126 00:06:16,523 --> 00:06:19,549 You're not going to help me? You're just going to film me? 127 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:20,921 Okay. 128 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:28,730 Do you have any laxatives? 129 00:06:29,936 --> 00:06:32,268 CASHlER: $2 8.50. 130 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,365 Milo, do you have any money? 131 00:06:42,615 --> 00:06:44,446 BELLA: Did l go the right way? ls this Anaheim? 132 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:45,518 LEO: You're heading the right way. 133 00:06:45,685 --> 00:06:46,777 Okay, pull in right there. 134 00:06:46,886 --> 00:06:48,217 -BELLA: This is it? -LEO: Yeah. 135 00:06:48,321 --> 00:06:49,879 BELLA: Oh, perfect! All right, cool. 136 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:51,714 LEO: l gotta get my car out of the impound. 137 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:53,381 -Left right here. -BELLA: lmpound? 138 00:06:53,493 --> 00:06:54,721 -LEO: Yes. -Oh, this is the impound. 139 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:55,920 -MlLO: No, no, no, no. -Yeah. 140 00:06:56,229 --> 00:06:57,560 -Oh, you have a car?. -LEO: Yes. 141 00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:59,529 All right, perfect -- you can drive yourself to the rehab, 142 00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:00,690 because we got to get back to San Francisco. 143 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,631 MlLO: No, no, no, no! He's not driving himself. 144 00:07:02,736 --> 00:07:05,296 He doesn't have a license, insurance. Look at him. 145 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:07,396 Leo, we're not getting your car out of the impound. 146 00:07:07,507 --> 00:07:09,532 What do you want me to do? You want me to drive both cars? 147 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:12,439 l have a 1 960 black lmpala. lt's beautiful-- 148 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:14,240 -We're not going to make it. -lt's a $20,000 car. 149 00:07:14,347 --> 00:07:15,746 -This car's a great car. -lt's a $20,000 car. 150 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:16,941 You can have it to go up north. 151 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,309 l just need you to pay the impound fee. lt's only $800. 152 00:07:19,419 --> 00:07:22,217 l can't leave my car here, Leo. What do you want me to do? 153 00:07:35,502 --> 00:07:37,993 BELLA: lt's $800 even? 154 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:40,931 [ Telephone ringing in background ] 155 00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:44,369 Um, baby, are you sure this is a good idea? 156 00:07:44,477 --> 00:07:46,707 MlLO: Are you kidding? Did you see that car? 157 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:49,680 Yeah, but it seems kind of crazy to leave my car here. 158 00:07:49,783 --> 00:07:51,011 l don't even know where we are. 159 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:53,012 MlLO: Baby, your car was falling apart. 160 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:54,513 BELLA: All right. 161 00:07:54,687 --> 00:07:56,587 MlLO: l'm gonna go check on the lmpala. 162 00:07:56,689 --> 00:07:58,680 BELLA: No, l'm coming. Don't leave me. l'm coming. 163 00:08:03,263 --> 00:08:05,458 Fuck! 164 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:08,032 Do you have a card? lt's okay. 165 00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:11,693 MlLO: Leo, that car is so cool! 166 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,271 What's wrong? 167 00:08:17,777 --> 00:08:19,608 [ Revs engine ] 168 00:08:19,712 --> 00:08:21,612 -Get in. -MlLO: Leo, you can't drive. 169 00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:22,738 Get in the car. 170 00:08:22,849 --> 00:08:24,840 MlLO: You can't drive. You don't have a driver's license or insurance. 171 00:08:24,951 --> 00:08:27,317 -l don't have patience for you. -BELLA: What are you doing? 172 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,581 Get in the car. l'm going to show you how to drive it. 173 00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:43,702 MlLO: Where are we going, brother? 174 00:08:43,803 --> 00:08:45,930 Shut the fucking camera off, Milo! 175 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:48,633 MlLO: Don't fucking tell me what to do. Tell us where we're going! 176 00:08:48,741 --> 00:08:50,436 Could you slow down just a little bit, please? 177 00:08:51,878 --> 00:08:54,574 Can we go back, because l left all of my shit in my car 178 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:58,515 because l didn't know you were going to fucking kidnap us? 179 00:10:10,757 --> 00:10:11,985 BLACK ARlES: Hey, yo, what's up, man? 180 00:10:12,091 --> 00:10:12,785 MlLO: How you doing? 181 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:14,621 BLACK ARlES: Hermes wants to wash that jail off him and shit 182 00:10:14,794 --> 00:10:16,557 'cause he's not feeling too good. 183 00:10:16,663 --> 00:10:18,494 You guys are making a film about him? 184 00:10:18,598 --> 00:10:20,031 -MlLO: Who? -Your brother. 185 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,862 -MlLO: What'd you call him? -Aw, fuck. My bad. 186 00:10:21,968 --> 00:10:23,094 l called him Hermes, man. 187 00:10:23,436 --> 00:10:24,801 He got that name 'cause he's always wearing 188 00:10:24,904 --> 00:10:26,132 that fancy scarf of his and shit. 189 00:10:26,472 --> 00:10:28,030 Crazy-ass white boy, man. 190 00:10:28,141 --> 00:10:29,574 He keeps a stash of them in my closet. 191 00:10:29,742 --> 00:10:31,573 MlLO: No, l'm not making a movie about my brother. 192 00:10:31,678 --> 00:10:33,009 This camera is just a bad habit. 193 00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:35,808 Tell me about it. We are creatures of habit, aren't we? 194 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:39,618 Hello there. They call me Black Aries. 195 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:41,482 Hi. l'm Bella. 196 00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:42,884 Do you mind if l, uh, take a walk? 197 00:10:42,989 --> 00:10:44,479 BLACK ARlES: Oh, go and do your thing. 198 00:10:44,657 --> 00:10:46,420 -Thank you. -MlLO: Where you going? 199 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:49,518 l just need to cool off a little. 200 00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:52,427 [ Chickens clucking, goats bleating ] 201 00:10:52,865 --> 00:10:54,799 MlLO: You mind if l ask you how you know my brother? 202 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,832 Aw, shit. l know your brother from back in the day. 203 00:10:56,936 --> 00:10:58,528 We used to do graffiti together. 204 00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,606 You can still see big-ass giant signs -- 205 00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:03,870 Hermes and Black Aries pieces everywhere, man. 206 00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:07,538 lt was a beautiful thing. Lovely. 207 00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:10,741 You mind if l ask how you got injured? 208 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,111 Yeah, sure, man. 209 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:15,051 l was a contractor in Afghanistan. 210 00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:17,588 After being a soldier in the First Gulf War, 211 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,952 l realized l'd make a lot more money 212 00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:20,889 working for them damn devils in the State Department 213 00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,586 as a mercenary, you know what l mean? 214 00:11:22,762 --> 00:11:24,059 l was in Helmand Province. 215 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,755 You know, that's the real rowdy side and shit. 216 00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:30,063 l was over there doing this thing -- what they call ''Crop Substitution.'' 217 00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:32,932 Man, l'm telling you, just out of nowhere -- boom! 218 00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:36,906 Drug lords just hit us real hard, or some kind of fucking lords, man. 219 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,739 They definitely were running the place. 220 00:11:38,845 --> 00:11:40,142 MlLO: You must have been in a lot of pain. 221 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,074 But they got some real good painkillers down there. 222 00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:44,240 Real good. 223 00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:46,815 BELLA: We ready? 224 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:48,648 MlLO: Yeah, we're just waiting on Leo. 225 00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:49,813 BELLA: Shocking. 226 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:52,150 -Need some help? -BLACK ARlES: Oh, man, please. 227 00:11:52,258 --> 00:11:53,247 Thank you so much. 228 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,551 l've been meaning to get this place asphalted and shit, you know. 229 00:11:56,662 --> 00:11:58,095 lt's going to happen one day. Thank you so much. 230 00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,494 -BELLA: You're good? -Oh, yeah. l'm good. 231 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:01,191 Thank you, Bella. 232 00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,597 MlLO: What's up? 233 00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:06,603 Milo. . . 234 00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:09,539 -Yes? -What are we doing? 235 00:12:09,642 --> 00:12:11,974 We're. . . waiting on my brother. l told you. 236 00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:13,272 You know what? Put the camera down. 237 00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:15,547 l want to talk to you. 238 00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:19,049 -Put it down! -lt's down. lt's down. lt's down. 239 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,677 Your brother has some serious fucking problems, Milo. 240 00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:22,812 l know. That's why we're here. 241 00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:23,911 Yeah, l get that. l get that. 242 00:12:24,023 --> 00:12:26,253 But l really thought l was going to fucking die in the car back there. 243 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:27,583 Jesus Christ! 244 00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:29,217 l mean, you didn't tell me that he was like, like. . . 245 00:12:29,529 --> 00:12:31,520 Like the very same people we're trying to help with our movie? 246 00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:32,620 Oh, please, Milo. 247 00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:33,994 l know you're smart enough to know 248 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,625 that there's a difference between trying to expose 249 00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:39,603 a systemic problem that affects hundreds of thousands of people 250 00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:43,766 and risking our lives for one lone maniac. 251 00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:45,309 That makes sense, coming from someone 252 00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:49,741 who doesn't speak to her own parents for political reasons. 253 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:53,542 Look, baby, l'm sorry. l'm sorry, okay? 254 00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:55,143 Look, my brother's just part of the package for a few more hours. 255 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,278 Please, just bear with me. 256 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:57,248 -Fine. -Please? 257 00:12:57,557 --> 00:12:59,081 Fine. 258 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,251 Where is he? 259 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:04,257 MlLO: Leo, let's move it, man! Come on! 260 00:13:04,564 --> 00:13:06,794 l'm gonna wait in the car. 261 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,327 LEO: Come on, man. 262 00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:12,263 l gotta get my ass to rehab. Let's go! 263 00:13:12,572 --> 00:13:14,631 Aries! 264 00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:18,106 -Whee! -Oh, come on, man. . . 265 00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:21,239 Keep looking out, man. 266 00:13:21,347 --> 00:13:23,212 l'm gonna hit the Hollywood sign. 267 00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:25,341 Ooh, you better do that shit, man. Like old times, man. 268 00:13:25,651 --> 00:13:27,949 Put me up, too. Don't forget the Black Aries, baby. 269 00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:31,285 LEO: Hey, each day's better than the next. 270 00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,115 BLACK ARlES: lt's gonna get better, man. 271 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:34,921 LEO [ Chuckling ] : Or worse. La-la! 272 00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:38,263 You drive. l don't have a license or insurance. 273 00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:39,956 BELLA: Ha! 274 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,729 LEO: Ma'am. . . Come on, Milo. 275 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:45,065 You wanted to go so badly. Andale! Andale! 276 00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:04,915 Which ones? 277 00:14:05,024 --> 00:14:06,616 BELLA: l don't care what shoes you wear. 278 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,090 Okay, how do l -- how do l get to the rehab? 279 00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:11,762 Come on, which ones you like? 280 00:14:11,864 --> 00:14:13,126 BELLA: [ Sighs ] 281 00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:15,166 Are we going the right way? ls this the way to the rehab? 282 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,792 LEO: l don't know. l have to ask my lawyer. 283 00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:18,268 What? Well, where's that? 284 00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:20,839 lt's on the way. lt's only going to take a second. 285 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,100 Come on, you're like a sister to me. 286 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,232 Which ones do you like better? 287 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:24,331 l'm not your sister. 288 00:14:24,644 --> 00:14:26,043 lf l had to choose, l'd pick the shoes. 289 00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,339 The boots are fucking hideous. 290 00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:29,205 Are you crazy? These are endangered stingray. 291 00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:30,805 You asked for my opinion. l'm telling you. 292 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,112 They may even be extinct after this pair was made. 293 00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:35,050 -Oh, fantastic. -Look at the eye. 294 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,212 -LEO: The eye is watching you. -That's not the eye. 295 00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:39,723 That's their fake eye for predators. 296 00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:41,656 Sorry. 297 00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:48,131 LEO: What were you doing up in The City of Brotherly Love, Milo? 298 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:51,067 MlLO: Prepping a documentary on the American prison system. 299 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,001 Something you're going to get to know real well 300 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:54,366 if we don't get you to rehab in time. 301 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:57,438 LEO: So, put the camera on me. l'll tell you how l got busted. 302 00:14:57,743 --> 00:14:59,677 MlLO: Oh, pray tell. 303 00:15:03,749 --> 00:15:05,444 You know that park that we just passed? 304 00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:08,811 That park right the fuck there. The one we just passed? 305 00:15:08,988 --> 00:15:10,148 MlLO: Yeah, yeah. 306 00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:13,953 l fell asleep underneath a picnic table there. . . 307 00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,253 BELLA: Shit, l can't reach the. . . 308 00:15:16,429 --> 00:15:20,866 . . .and l was awakened to laughter by a gaggle of giggling girls. 309 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:24,469 The next thing l know, they invite me to a pajama party. 310 00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:26,237 How old are these girls? 311 00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:27,431 LEO: They were, you know? 312 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,867 -l go to their house. . . -Where? 313 00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:33,102 That one right there. l put on my pajamas. 314 00:15:33,212 --> 00:15:34,873 And it's on the second story. 315 00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:36,708 l'm trying to get used to my new wheels here. 316 00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:40,717 Ten o'clock, two o'clock, Bella. lt's like a gun -- just aim and shoot. 317 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,087 BELLA: l can handle it fine. 318 00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:45,747 We're getting our swivel on, 319 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:48,486 and suddenly, the chick's boyfriend comes home 320 00:15:48,794 --> 00:15:50,318 and, um, he's not happy. 321 00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:53,363 l'm jumping out the fucking window, l blaze off in the lmpala. 322 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,434 l'm going a buck-twenty down Burbank. 323 00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,794 l hit Chandler, Colfax. 324 00:15:57,903 --> 00:15:59,768 The cops are on my ass. 325 00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:00,804 So l ditch the car. 326 00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:03,431 l'm running down Topanga in my fucking pajamas. 327 00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:07,812 And l, uh. . . 328 00:16:07,913 --> 00:16:10,040 Where do l go after that? 329 00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:13,242 Slam! l fall over a wall that's connected to an alleyway. 330 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:16,287 1 0 seconds later l had one of those Nazis boots on my head. 331 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:19,324 And the rest is, as they say, a mystery. 332 00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:24,885 MlLO: Wow, but we picked you up, like, 30 miles away from here 333 00:16:24,997 --> 00:16:28,990 all the way in a place called Calabasas. 334 00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:32,470 l don't -- well. 335 00:16:32,772 --> 00:16:34,535 Maybe it wasn't here. 336 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,933 l don't know. L.A. looks all the same to me. 337 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,477 No shit. 338 00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:47,148 -LEO: This is for you, Bella. -MlLO: What the fuck is that? 339 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:48,914 You look like you need a friend. 340 00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:52,252 Bill, Bella. Bella, Bill. 341 00:16:59,298 --> 00:17:01,061 LEO: Vivian! 342 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,964 VlVlAN: Hey. LEO: Hey. 343 00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:04,468 -MlLO: Hi. -Hi. 344 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,060 LEO: That's my brother, Milo. 345 00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,332 -MlLO: How are you? -Hello. 346 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,341 LEO: He's making a movie, and he wants you to star in it. 347 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,468 [ Chuckles ] 348 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:14,944 l'm sure he does. 349 00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:18,106 Harry is waiting on you, and, boy, he is not happy. 350 00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:19,445 Where have you been? 351 00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:21,213 You know, the usual. 352 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,288 Swimming in the Los Angeles sticks. 353 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:24,856 Has he been treating you well? 354 00:17:24,957 --> 00:17:26,822 No, but what else is new, right? 355 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:30,520 You just give me the order, and. . . l'll make him dead. 356 00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:32,262 -Really? -LEO: Forget about it! 357 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:33,423 [ Vivian chuckles ] 358 00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:35,193 LEO: What do you want? 359 00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,565 -Let's talk later. -LEO: All right. 360 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,497 You smell nice. 361 00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:40,537 Thank you, Leo. 362 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,070 Hey, l got you a little gift. 363 00:17:43,175 --> 00:17:45,234 What did you get me? 364 00:17:46,112 --> 00:17:48,239 From my travels. 365 00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:50,281 lt's a. . . 366 00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:53,284 l found it in Nigeria. 367 00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:57,254 -And it will bring you luck. -Thank you. 368 00:17:57,356 --> 00:18:01,349 Africa ain't just a country that gave us Bob Marley. 369 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:03,257 All right. Follow me. 370 00:18:03,362 --> 00:18:04,294 [ Vivian laughs ] 371 00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:08,299 LEO: You don't get it? lt's funny! 372 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:12,565 [ Singing ] : Vivian, Vivian, mi amor. 373 00:18:12,872 --> 00:18:15,272 Vivian. Give me a twirl, Vivian. 374 00:18:15,374 --> 00:18:16,238 Just one. 375 00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:17,366 Come on. 376 00:18:17,476 --> 00:18:18,602 [ Leo laughs ] 377 00:18:18,944 --> 00:18:21,310 All right. Have a seat. 378 00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,575 Harry's gonna be with you in a minute. 379 00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:26,147 You're gonna want to put that away. 380 00:18:28,387 --> 00:18:31,288 Milo, she's not fucking around. Put that away. 381 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,984 Five minutes, in and out. Wait a minute, get a shot of the bear. 382 00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:35,424 Quick! 383 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:38,085 Where's Bella? 384 00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:39,459 MlLO: She's waiting in the car. 385 00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:43,057 -What? -She's waiting in the car. 386 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:52,533 Harry. . . 387 00:18:52,645 --> 00:18:54,943 Hello, Leo. 388 00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:57,642 Oh, thank you. 389 00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,318 You have my file? 390 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,047 Got your file right here, Leo. 391 00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:04,315 That camera's not on, is it? 392 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:07,415 -MlLO: No, no. -LEO: Milo. . . 393 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:18,327 -How is your day? -Excellent, Leo. 394 00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:21,331 -So, Leo. -Yes. 395 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,238 l gotta ask you something, okay? 396 00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:27,106 Shoot. 397 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,071 Who the fuck do you think you are? 398 00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:31,615 [ Laughs ] 399 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:33,708 LEO: What do you mean? 400 00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:38,353 Well, you know, you're fucking me like a Thai hooker on payday, right? 401 00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:40,357 -LEO: Are you serious? -Yeah, a little bit. 402 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:41,391 Well, you know, 403 00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,724 do you think that that judge agreed to send you to rehab 404 00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:46,224 because he thinks you can get rehabilitated? 405 00:19:46,332 --> 00:19:48,630 [ Laughs ] 406 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:49,666 [ Sighs ] 407 00:19:49,969 --> 00:19:51,334 LEO: Are you asking me? 408 00:19:51,437 --> 00:19:53,735 Yeah. 409 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,305 No. 410 00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:01,574 ''No''? 411 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:05,172 How about ''fuck no''? 412 00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:08,378 [ Yelling ] : How about he agreed to send you to rehab because of me? 413 00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:12,389 Because of Larry K. Rothstein! Because he knows me! 414 00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:14,391 And with that hanging on the line 415 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:17,121 and with me making it abundantly clear to you 416 00:20:17,229 --> 00:20:20,392 that my reputation hangs in the balance, 417 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:25,402 you, in your infinite fucking wisdom, disappear for three fucking days! 418 00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:30,373 Then l find out that you get arrested in Calabasas?! 419 00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:33,741 So, you tell me, you shit for fucking brains, 420 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:36,412 don't you think that l got better things to do 421 00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:39,780 than work for you, you stupid fucking junkie cunt?! 422 00:20:40,085 --> 00:20:41,712 [ Breathes heavily ] 423 00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:43,352 Harry, Harry. 424 00:20:43,455 --> 00:20:46,049 Milo, can you go into the lobby with that? 425 00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:47,420 MlLO: Yes. 426 00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:49,323 LEO: Now? 427 00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,324 HARRY: l get a little worked up sometimes 428 00:20:52,431 --> 00:20:54,228 because l really believe in my work. 429 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,425 LEO: l know. 430 00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:59,265 Now, l want you to be. . . 431 00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:00,633 . . .clear. . . 432 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:04,140 . . .absolutely clear that you're there by 8:00 p.m. 433 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:08,236 And do not forget the 5,000 in cash, 434 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:13,080 or they will not even admit you. 435 00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,176 LEO: Got it, H.R. 436 00:21:15,287 --> 00:21:17,152 Will do. 437 00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:19,281 Thank you. 438 00:21:22,328 --> 00:21:23,420 All right. Get out of here. 439 00:21:23,529 --> 00:21:25,690 Scared the shit out of my brother is what you did. 440 00:21:25,798 --> 00:21:28,198 HARRY: But he's all right. 441 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,265 [ Leo laughs ] 442 00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:38,202 MlLO: Leo, where the fuck are you gonna get $5,000 in cash? 443 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:39,470 l got it covered. 444 00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:41,478 Just head down to Mulholland. 445 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,638 You guys want a tan? 446 00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:44,078 What? 447 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:48,581 BELLA: What are you doing? 448 00:21:48,754 --> 00:21:51,348 [ Leo laughs ] 449 00:21:52,591 --> 00:21:55,355 LEO: lt's gonna get way darker, and no skin cancer. 450 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:56,689 lt's fucking cool as fuck! 451 00:21:56,795 --> 00:21:58,319 BELLA: That shit's gonna make you orange. 452 00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:00,091 Wait, is this Mulholland up here? 453 00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:02,497 No, keep going straight. We're gonna hit it. 454 00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:05,161 Do l look orange? No, l look tan. 455 00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:08,736 Listen, it contains a gentle tanning agent 456 00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:10,808 that blends with your natural skin tone 457 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:12,839 so your color change is subtle. 458 00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:15,238 See? Subtle, not chalky. 459 00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:16,609 Well, why do you want to be tan? 460 00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:18,717 -MlLO: He wants to be black. -l am black! 461 00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:22,280 l'm supposed to be in Hawaii right now, 462 00:22:22,388 --> 00:22:25,880 so l got to look the part for the homies in rehab. 463 00:22:26,191 --> 00:22:27,453 Wait, you know the people in rehab? 464 00:22:27,593 --> 00:22:30,585 Yes. lt's always the same people at these places. 465 00:22:30,696 --> 00:22:33,460 Actually, it's where we first tried heroin. 466 00:22:46,478 --> 00:22:48,878 LEO: She's a little friendly. 467 00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:53,173 -Hello! -DAPHNE: Leo! 468 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:55,719 Hey! lt's so nice to see you. 469 00:22:55,821 --> 00:22:57,311 Maybe l'll come up and -- hi! 470 00:22:57,456 --> 00:22:58,548 What are you doing with the camera? 471 00:22:58,657 --> 00:22:59,316 Are you making a movie? 472 00:22:59,425 --> 00:23:01,222 Oh, l love cameras! Get in here! 473 00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:03,157 Hi. l have the most beautiful, bitchin' house. 474 00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:04,421 People just really love my house. 475 00:23:04,596 --> 00:23:05,756 After all, l'm the bad girl. 476 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,296 [ Giggles ] 477 00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:09,264 Oh, okay. Sorry. Sure, no problem. 478 00:23:10,769 --> 00:23:13,761 You, um, are extremely gorgeous. 479 00:23:13,906 --> 00:23:15,567 -Would you like some carrot juice? -BELLA: Yes! 480 00:23:15,674 --> 00:23:17,301 Carrot juice is good. Why don't you go get some, sweetie? 481 00:23:19,344 --> 00:23:21,244 -God, you smell so yum. -Really? 482 00:23:21,547 --> 00:23:23,344 Bella, why don't you come in here and help me with the carrots? 483 00:23:23,449 --> 00:23:24,677 -Okay. -Here you go. 484 00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:26,478 MlLO: Thanks. 485 00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:32,816 DAPHNE: Here comes director Daphne. 486 00:23:32,925 --> 00:23:35,553 Come on, don't tickle me. l'm trying to, like, film here. 487 00:23:35,661 --> 00:23:39,392 Oh, wow. Too bad we can't hear what they're saying, huh? 488 00:23:39,498 --> 00:23:42,467 So, what's going on with you, bud? 489 00:23:42,568 --> 00:23:43,933 LEO: l'm going to rehab. 490 00:23:44,236 --> 00:23:45,294 [ Daphne giggles ] 491 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:46,962 Don't laugh at me. l'm serious. 492 00:23:47,272 --> 00:23:47,863 DAPHNE: Really? 493 00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:49,565 LEO: Yeah. Really. 494 00:23:49,675 --> 00:23:54,772 DAPHNE: Well, then, why don't we go have one last going-away party? 495 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,710 Cut! 496 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:57,371 [ Whoops, laughs ] 497 00:23:57,483 --> 00:24:00,452 -l told you guys not to worry. -BELLA: Yes! Thank you, Daphne! 498 00:24:00,552 --> 00:24:02,383 -LEO: $5,000. -MlLO: Bella. 499 00:24:02,554 --> 00:24:04,749 -BELLA: What? -MlLO: The check's made out to you. 500 00:24:04,857 --> 00:24:06,722 Let me see. 501 00:24:06,825 --> 00:24:07,723 MlLO: lt's made out to you. 502 00:24:07,826 --> 00:24:09,293 What? Why the fuck does it have my name on it? 503 00:24:09,394 --> 00:24:12,795 Well, actually, it's from Daphne's husband, Ernie. 504 00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:14,523 Daphne doesn't have a checking account, 505 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:15,827 or at least, that's what she told me. 506 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:29,479 Ernie's a producer and an arms dealer on the side. Shh! 507 00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:34,851 Daphne let me borrow his car, and he's pissed. 508 00:24:42,628 --> 00:24:44,858 So he knows my last name, thusly, Milo's. 509 00:24:44,963 --> 00:24:48,490 -And so on and so on and so forth. -Can you please stop, really? 510 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:55,336 LEO: La, la, la, la, la. You got your check? 511 00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:57,965 Thank you. 512 00:24:58,277 --> 00:25:00,677 MlLO: What are you doing? What are you doing? 513 00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:01,973 Leo, be careful with that. 514 00:25:02,281 --> 00:25:03,976 LEO: Nice girl. 515 00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:06,945 She's a breeder. 516 00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:14,416 What's wrong, man? 517 00:25:14,526 --> 00:25:18,360 Nothing. lt's just, like, nothing has changed. 518 00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:20,055 Nothing. 519 00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:24,368 lt's like you expect me to be your. . . 520 00:25:24,469 --> 00:25:26,801 . . .your nurse, your caretaker, your banker, 521 00:25:26,905 --> 00:25:29,430 whatever else the fuck l can come up with. 522 00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,372 LEO: Milo, don't. 523 00:25:31,476 --> 00:25:36,379 l'm not always going to be there to bail you out, you know? 524 00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:39,006 -LEO: Yeah, you will. -No, l won't. 525 00:25:39,318 --> 00:25:41,684 lt's like you have no idea how your choices affect people. 526 00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:46,554 Me or Mom. . . or Bella now. 527 00:25:49,061 --> 00:25:51,427 Can you stop? Please? 528 00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:53,395 LEO: Oh. . . 529 00:25:53,498 --> 00:25:55,432 What? ls this annoying? 530 00:25:55,534 --> 00:25:57,468 Stop! 531 00:25:57,569 --> 00:25:59,833 Stop. Put it away, please. lt's not a toy. 532 00:25:59,938 --> 00:26:01,599 Please? Come on. 533 00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:03,675 -LEO: Now you know what's it's like. -MlLO: Fuck you, man! 534 00:26:03,775 --> 00:26:04,935 LEO: [ Laughs ] No, no, no, no. . . 535 00:26:05,043 --> 00:26:06,510 MlLO: Means ''Go fuck yourself' in English! 536 00:26:07,045 --> 00:26:09,741 LEO: We good? 537 00:26:09,848 --> 00:26:10,678 No. 538 00:26:10,782 --> 00:26:13,751 LEO: What do you mean, ''no''? 539 00:26:13,852 --> 00:26:16,787 Maybe you should call Ernie. The thing is useless. 540 00:26:16,889 --> 00:26:18,652 l felt like such a fucking idiot in there. 541 00:26:18,824 --> 00:26:20,758 MlLO: Hey, have you ever thought about just fucking giving up 542 00:26:20,859 --> 00:26:22,053 and just doing your time? 543 00:26:22,361 --> 00:26:23,953 Kill myself before l go back to jail. 544 00:26:26,531 --> 00:26:30,399 l almost got stomped to death for speaking with a fellow black man. 545 00:26:30,502 --> 00:26:32,129 The white dudes didn't realize l was ltalian. 546 00:26:34,139 --> 00:26:36,573 -BELLA: Where am l going? -LEO: Head up to King's Road. 547 00:26:36,675 --> 00:26:38,506 lt's in Hollywood. 548 00:26:49,488 --> 00:26:52,548 MlLO: Now we stick to burglary? 549 00:26:55,594 --> 00:26:57,528 LEO: Max! 550 00:26:58,664 --> 00:27:00,461 Open up! 551 00:27:00,565 --> 00:27:02,624 Open up, bitch! 552 00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:10,506 BELLA: Leo? 553 00:27:10,609 --> 00:27:11,701 LEO: lt's open. 554 00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:14,971 l was still sleeping, you fucking cunt. 555 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,707 How's it going, Max? 556 00:27:16,815 --> 00:27:18,544 lt's -- What the fuck is this? 557 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:19,912 MlLO: Hello. 558 00:27:20,018 --> 00:27:23,078 Max is going to save a brother from incarceration, aren't you, Max? 559 00:27:23,188 --> 00:27:24,120 MAX: What? 560 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:27,791 [ Telephone rings ] 561 00:27:28,593 --> 00:27:30,652 Search that shelf, Troy. . . 562 00:27:33,498 --> 00:27:35,659 -LEO: What, did l wake you? -Yeah, you woke me. 563 00:27:35,801 --> 00:27:37,735 LEO: Well, wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. 564 00:27:37,836 --> 00:27:39,770 Max. Bella. Milo. 565 00:27:39,871 --> 00:27:41,498 -BELLA: Hi. -MlLO: Hi. 566 00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:42,504 Sit down. 567 00:27:42,607 --> 00:27:45,508 lt's okay. Sit. lt's okay. 568 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:47,805 We're friends-ish. 569 00:27:50,782 --> 00:27:53,478 Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend? 570 00:27:53,585 --> 00:27:55,450 MAX: That's Troy. 571 00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:58,079 Troy, this is Leo, Stephanie. 572 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:00,055 BELLA: Bella. 573 00:28:02,194 --> 00:28:03,889 Got a light? 574 00:28:03,996 --> 00:28:05,224 No, there's. . . 575 00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:10,198 MlLO: So, uh. . . 576 00:28:12,137 --> 00:28:14,537 My brother says you're gonna help him. 577 00:28:14,639 --> 00:28:16,106 With what? Help you with what? 578 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:17,175 What the fuck do you got--? 579 00:28:17,476 --> 00:28:19,535 What do you want from me, man? 580 00:28:19,644 --> 00:28:21,544 LEO: You know what l want, Max. 581 00:28:21,646 --> 00:28:23,876 Oh, come on, man. You know. . .you hear, 582 00:28:23,982 --> 00:28:27,543 it's not about the fucking $3,000 that l ''apparently'' owe you? 583 00:28:27,652 --> 00:28:29,847 MlLO: $3,000?! 584 00:28:29,955 --> 00:28:31,149 -For what?! -MAX: Aw, Jesus. 585 00:28:31,256 --> 00:28:33,622 lt was a fucking drunken night of backgammon, okay? 586 00:28:33,725 --> 00:28:36,785 l was pissed off my fucking tits and. . . 587 00:28:36,895 --> 00:28:37,987 lt was stupid, okay? 588 00:28:38,096 --> 00:28:40,564 l'm. . . l don't own him $3,000. 589 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:45,568 What are you doing, man? Come on. 590 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:47,570 LEO: Giving you an opportunity, Max. 591 00:28:47,672 --> 00:28:49,071 l don't have a fucking housecleaner. 592 00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:51,574 LEO: One more round, 1 1 points, double or nothing. 593 00:28:51,676 --> 00:28:54,702 You win, we're even, l win, six grand -- 594 00:28:54,813 --> 00:28:57,577 five for rehab, and one for my brother and his wife. 595 00:28:57,682 --> 00:28:59,582 BELLA: l'm not his wife. Just his partner. 596 00:29:01,286 --> 00:29:03,049 Most people think it's a game of luck. 597 00:29:03,155 --> 00:29:05,919 Actually, it's largely a matter of nerve. 598 00:29:06,091 --> 00:29:07,285 Where's your nerve, Max? 599 00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:09,059 MAX: Leo, Leo, Leo. Just listen to me, man. 600 00:29:09,161 --> 00:29:11,561 Leo, just listen to me, okay, buddy? 601 00:29:11,696 --> 00:29:13,163 We're not playing backgammon, okay? 602 00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:14,789 l've got no fucking money. 603 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,800 l've got zero money. There's nothing, okay? 604 00:29:16,968 --> 00:29:18,299 Leo, are you listening to me? 605 00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:20,797 l mean, l haven't had a fucking audition in, like, a year. 606 00:29:20,939 --> 00:29:23,703 Ask Troy -- l haven't had a fucking phone call in a month from my agent. 607 00:29:23,842 --> 00:29:25,139 He's probably fucking dead. 608 00:29:25,844 --> 00:29:28,540 LEO: You're a fucking actor, Max? 609 00:29:28,647 --> 00:29:29,238 Fuck you. 610 00:29:29,548 --> 00:29:31,072 What, you want to see my fucking show reel? l'll put it on. 611 00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:32,150 No, no, it's okay, Max. 612 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,615 l don't want to see your show reel. 613 00:29:33,718 --> 00:29:35,652 MAX: Listen, listen. l've got a solution here, okay? 614 00:29:35,754 --> 00:29:37,119 l'm gonna get you guys an espresso, 615 00:29:37,289 --> 00:29:38,881 and we will calm down and fucking talk this out. 616 00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:41,059 Do you want an espresso, Stephanie? 617 00:29:41,159 --> 00:29:42,888 -Steph--? -BELLA: Bella. Yes. Please. 618 00:29:42,994 --> 00:29:45,622 MAX: All you guys are fucking -- just relax. 619 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,630 LEO: An espresso machine? 620 00:29:47,732 --> 00:29:49,597 MAX: No, just an espresso. 621 00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:51,999 This is a graduation present from my mother, 622 00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:55,267 and l'm not gonna give you -- this is my baby, okay? 623 00:29:55,574 --> 00:29:57,633 Looks like your baby is taking a trip, Max. 624 00:29:57,742 --> 00:29:59,607 MAX: Give me the cup. 625 00:29:59,711 --> 00:30:00,871 MlLO: Leo! Leo, Leo! 626 00:30:00,979 --> 00:30:02,913 MAX: Leo! For fuck's sake, man! 627 00:30:03,014 --> 00:30:04,982 You fucking cunt! 628 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,779 LEO: l'm a cunt with a new cappuccino machine! 629 00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:10,650 MAX: lt's an espresso machine, you fucking moron! 630 00:30:10,755 --> 00:30:12,746 What the fuck are we doing? This is insane! 631 00:30:12,858 --> 00:30:15,656 l don't know about you, guys, but l'm collecting on a debt. 632 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,159 That baby's worth at least $1 ,000. 633 00:30:17,329 --> 00:30:19,661 MlLO: You stole it, Leo! We're accomplices! 634 00:30:19,764 --> 00:30:21,095 This is fucking bullshit! 635 00:30:21,199 --> 00:30:22,757 LEO: l know. Did you see the look on his face? 636 00:30:22,868 --> 00:30:24,028 BELLA: You're fucking heartless! 637 00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:26,127 lt was the only thing he had in his entire apartment. 638 00:30:26,304 --> 00:30:28,704 lt was a present from his mum! 639 00:30:28,807 --> 00:30:30,138 [ Laughs ] 640 00:30:30,242 --> 00:30:31,709 Oh, my God! 641 00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:34,904 MlLO: Look, why don't we just find somebody to buy this car legally? 642 00:30:35,013 --> 00:30:36,310 That would make a lot more sense, l think, 643 00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:38,082 than fucking stealing espresso machines. 644 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,844 -LEO: That might be tough. -MlLO: What do you mean? 645 00:30:40,952 --> 00:30:43,079 l mean, uh, it's complicated. 646 00:30:43,188 --> 00:30:45,053 MlLO: Let me guess. The car's not really ours. 647 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,784 lt belongs to someone who doesn't exactly exist. 648 00:30:47,893 --> 00:30:50,123 -BELLA: What?! -MlLO: What do you mean? 649 00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:53,663 BELLA: Well, what are we gonna do? 650 00:30:53,798 --> 00:30:55,322 LEO: We're gonna sell the car. l got a place. 651 00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:06,811 l got to drive it in. They know me. 652 00:31:06,912 --> 00:31:10,143 -BELLA: Oh, okay. -l got to drive it in. Yeah. 653 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:17,081 [ Revs engine ] 654 00:31:22,994 --> 00:31:24,325 DlEGO: Hey, what's this shit? 655 00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:25,953 That's my brother. Don't worry about it. 656 00:31:26,064 --> 00:31:27,031 What's it for? 657 00:31:27,132 --> 00:31:28,326 He's, he's like Mr. Arty. 658 00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:30,196 lt's his personal diary. No one sees it. 659 00:31:30,302 --> 00:31:31,792 MlLO: How you doing? 660 00:31:38,376 --> 00:31:40,276 LEO: Plus, l got a little surprise. 661 00:31:41,346 --> 00:31:43,177 Careful. 662 00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:46,379 -Bella, l'll be right back. -Okay. 663 00:31:48,453 --> 00:31:50,353 [ Sirens wail in distance ] 664 00:31:50,455 --> 00:31:53,356 Mikey? Will you grab the cups and the thing? 665 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:55,358 lt's the cardboard thing, to the left. 666 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:57,758 There's cups and saucers. Yeah, that's it. 667 00:31:57,862 --> 00:31:59,352 Wait till you taste this shit. 668 00:32:02,934 --> 00:32:04,959 MlLO: What's, uh. . .? 669 00:32:07,973 --> 00:32:09,167 What's going on in there? 670 00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:12,072 Uh. . . 671 00:32:12,177 --> 00:32:14,941 l think they're selling my stolen car. 672 00:32:17,082 --> 00:32:18,947 Milo? Can you turn the camera off? 673 00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:22,317 Will you please turn it off? Turn it off, please, please. 674 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,887 [ Clears her throat ] 675 00:32:23,989 --> 00:32:25,388 MlLO: What's up? What's your name? 676 00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:27,390 lt's all right if l film? 677 00:32:27,492 --> 00:32:28,390 Yeah, don't trip. lt's cool. 678 00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:29,289 You sure? 679 00:32:29,394 --> 00:32:31,123 Since you're Hermes' brother and all, it's cool. 680 00:32:31,296 --> 00:32:33,196 Cool with you and your heina over here. 681 00:32:33,298 --> 00:32:35,289 Fools around here call me Diego. 682 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,391 -How do you know my brother? -Hermes? 683 00:32:37,502 --> 00:32:38,833 [ Chuckles ] 684 00:32:38,937 --> 00:32:40,268 Everybody know Hermes. 685 00:32:40,372 --> 00:32:41,464 So, you guys jack cars, too, and shit? 686 00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:43,297 You know, like some Bonnie-and-Clyde-type shit? 687 00:32:43,408 --> 00:32:45,467 MlLO: No, no, no, no. That's, that's. . . 688 00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:48,473 . . .Herme-- l mean, Leo -- Hermes' car. 689 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:50,748 Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 690 00:32:50,849 --> 00:32:52,749 You wanna hear some crazy shit about your brother? 691 00:32:52,851 --> 00:32:54,409 MlLO: Yeah, for sure. 692 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:58,387 Check this out. Like 1 0 days ago, right, he bring me a 2004 Maybach. 693 00:32:58,757 --> 00:33:00,019 Cherry. 694 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:01,888 He was up in the hills with some producer's wife, 695 00:33:01,993 --> 00:33:04,826 or some shit, you know, doing his thing, his Hermes thing. 696 00:33:04,929 --> 00:33:05,418 [ Chuckles ] 697 00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:06,861 So, he's about to jet, 698 00:33:06,965 --> 00:33:09,991 and he sees the keys, space, missed opportunity, right? 699 00:33:10,101 --> 00:33:12,069 l'm telling you, this motherfucker's a beast. 700 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:13,102 So, he snatches up the car. 701 00:33:13,204 --> 00:33:15,468 Now, this is a $350,000 car we're talking about here, 702 00:33:15,774 --> 00:33:17,207 and he's high as a kite. 703 00:33:17,309 --> 00:33:19,038 l mean, loaded. 704 00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:21,442 Balls of steel, man. 705 00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:24,344 So, you guys are here to double your money, too, and shit? 706 00:33:24,449 --> 00:33:25,541 Double what money? 707 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,511 Hey, check this out, dawg. 708 00:33:27,819 --> 00:33:29,081 Be careful with that footage there, 709 00:33:29,187 --> 00:33:32,247 'cause ain't nobody got me or my operation on tape. 710 00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:35,520 You know, it's gonna be worth a million bucks someday. 711 00:33:35,827 --> 00:33:38,421 -BELLA: All right. -LEO: Hey, D, Bella. 712 00:33:38,530 --> 00:33:39,827 From the homeland. 713 00:33:39,931 --> 00:33:41,296 BELLA: Wow. Thank you. 714 00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:42,297 LEO: Be careful. lt's hot. 715 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,458 DlEGO: What the. . .? 716 00:33:43,568 --> 00:33:45,229 -LEO: lt's your new machine. -DlEGO: Decaf? 717 00:33:45,337 --> 00:33:46,463 BELLA: You found the way to my heart. 718 00:33:46,571 --> 00:33:48,539 Vince. . . Vince and l talked it all out. 719 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,809 Let me just grab something from the car real quick. 720 00:34:08,993 --> 00:34:12,485 [ Re-revs engine ] 721 00:34:12,597 --> 00:34:15,088 BELLA: What is that? 722 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:21,196 Hey! $3,500 in cash, plus this beautiful car. 723 00:34:21,306 --> 00:34:22,534 Better than the lmpala. 724 00:34:22,841 --> 00:34:25,833 l don't know. l think l like the lmpala better. 725 00:34:25,944 --> 00:34:27,138 Are you crazy? 726 00:34:27,245 --> 00:34:30,271 This is a classic waiting to happen. Get in. 727 00:34:30,382 --> 00:34:33,078 -All our shit's in the lmpala. -lt's in the trunk. Get in. 728 00:34:33,251 --> 00:34:34,513 -Feel that? -lt's ugly. 729 00:34:34,619 --> 00:34:37,087 lt's like you're on your favorite sofa, you know? 730 00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:38,951 You're gonna fall asleep in seconds. You'll enjoy it. 731 00:34:39,057 --> 00:34:42,288 Milo! Stop filming me, and get in the fucking car. 732 00:34:42,394 --> 00:34:44,555 Hey, Hermes! l think we're even, bro! 733 00:34:44,863 --> 00:34:45,557 [ Laughter ] 734 00:34:45,864 --> 00:34:49,129 LEO: You think you've got up on me, D, don't you? 735 00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:50,326 See you next week! 736 00:34:50,502 --> 00:34:51,526 [ Revs engine ] 737 00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:54,127 Just a minor malfunction. 738 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,538 She hums like a kitten. Get in, Milo. 739 00:34:58,376 --> 00:35:01,368 MlLO: l think Bella's got to drive, though. 740 00:35:01,479 --> 00:35:03,208 -Why's that? -lsn't this her car? 741 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:06,406 Borrow? You didn't borrow shit, Leo! 742 00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:09,453 You stole Daphne's husband's car and took it to a chop shop! 743 00:35:09,554 --> 00:35:12,546 lt's not a chop shop. lt's a parts place. 744 00:35:12,657 --> 00:35:15,524 Who do you work for? The FBl? The ClA? The lRS? 745 00:35:15,627 --> 00:35:17,356 MlLO: How do you expect to stay out of prison. . . 746 00:35:17,462 --> 00:35:18,156 The AARP? 747 00:35:18,263 --> 00:35:20,163 . . .stealing lsraeli arms-dealer's cars 748 00:35:20,265 --> 00:35:22,324 and selling them at fucking chop shops?! 749 00:35:22,434 --> 00:35:24,664 What did you do with the money from the Maybach? 750 00:35:24,969 --> 00:35:27,631 l spent it. 751 00:35:27,939 --> 00:35:32,501 BELLA: l can't believe you only got $3,500 and this car for my lmpala, 752 00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:34,578 which you said was worth $20,000. 753 00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:37,580 LEO: You're not going to get Blue Book prices at a parts place. 754 00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:40,310 And this is a beautiful car, Bella. 755 00:35:40,418 --> 00:35:42,443 La-la-la. 756 00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:44,681 [ Laughs ] 757 00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:48,250 MlLO: Leo, where we going to get the rest of the money? 758 00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:51,192 First, let me pay my debt to Bella. 759 00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:55,699 l owe her, uh, $800? 760 00:35:58,703 --> 00:36:03,402 Hold on. 20, 40, 60, 80. . . 761 00:36:03,508 --> 00:36:07,069 That's 1 00 for my debt to Bella. 762 00:36:07,178 --> 00:36:08,668 BELLA: Just stop. 763 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,413 Just keep your money. 764 00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:13,450 Consider it my donation to the Keep Leo Out of Prison Fund. 765 00:36:13,551 --> 00:36:15,143 Are you sure? 766 00:36:15,253 --> 00:36:16,515 BELLA: Yeah. 767 00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:21,558 We'll probably waste the next couple hours trying to make that $800 back. 768 00:36:21,659 --> 00:36:23,354 You married a saint. 769 00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:26,259 BELLA: We're not married. l keep telling you that. 770 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:28,423 Whatever you guys are, she's a saint. 771 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,160 -Are you guys hungry? -MlLO: No. 772 00:36:30,268 --> 00:36:33,169 BELLA: Yes! l'm starving. That's what you can do. You can buy me lunch. 773 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,077 [ Bells on door jingle ] 774 00:36:47,051 --> 00:36:52,011 This place has the best octopus dumplings on Earth. 775 00:36:52,123 --> 00:36:54,353 Better than in China. l swear. 776 00:36:54,459 --> 00:36:56,188 We're in a Vietnamese restaurant. 777 00:36:56,294 --> 00:36:59,354 lt's both. lt's a hybrid. 778 00:37:00,198 --> 00:37:02,689 Could you bring us some Arctic Circle clams 779 00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:04,468 with sesame chili oil, 780 00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:07,402 crispy, deep-fried pork intestines, 781 00:37:07,505 --> 00:37:10,736 deep-fried duck tongue with spicy salt, 782 00:37:11,042 --> 00:37:14,603 half a dozen hundred-year-old eggs, 783 00:37:14,712 --> 00:37:18,614 pan-fried sea cucumber with supreme gravy, 784 00:37:18,716 --> 00:37:21,014 one order of chicken feet. . . 785 00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:23,779 l always like to do like. . . 786 00:37:24,088 --> 00:37:25,453 . . .experiments. 787 00:37:25,557 --> 00:37:29,459 Su Gong and Hot Pot with rice noodles. 788 00:37:29,561 --> 00:37:32,428 You guys want anything? 789 00:37:34,732 --> 00:37:36,029 Leo, we don't have time-- 790 00:37:36,134 --> 00:37:37,465 Hold that thought. l got to hit the head. 791 00:37:37,569 --> 00:37:39,469 -Leo, we don't have time. -LEO: Bella, l gotta run. 792 00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:42,472 MlLO: Can l just get some noodles or something? 793 00:37:42,574 --> 00:37:46,510 Oh, l think we're good. Thanks. 794 00:37:47,111 --> 00:37:48,476 MlLO: l can't believe he ordered all this food. 795 00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:49,547 BELLA: Do you think he's okay? 796 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:51,672 He's been in there awhile, like, 20 minutes. 797 00:37:51,783 --> 00:37:53,478 MlLO: As soon as he gets back, 798 00:37:53,585 --> 00:37:56,110 we're gonna drop him off, we're gonna go to the airport, 799 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:57,653 we're gonna fly to San Francisco, 800 00:37:57,755 --> 00:38:00,223 and we'll be there in time to do our interviews this afternoon. 801 00:38:00,325 --> 00:38:02,384 l cancelled the interviews. 802 00:38:02,493 --> 00:38:03,687 You did what? 803 00:38:03,795 --> 00:38:06,423 l cancelled the interviews. Hours ago. 804 00:38:06,531 --> 00:38:07,759 Why would you do that? 805 00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:09,463 Because we were never gonna make it. 806 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:12,331 And l should have known that this morning at 5:00 a.m. 807 00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:13,529 when l agreed to do this. 808 00:38:13,638 --> 00:38:15,105 And you should have known it 809 00:38:15,206 --> 00:38:16,639 because you know what your brother's like. 810 00:38:16,741 --> 00:38:18,402 You knew we were never gonna make this happen. 811 00:38:18,509 --> 00:38:20,101 You knew we were never gonna be able to come down here, 812 00:38:20,211 --> 00:38:22,611 swoop him into rehab, and drive back up there in time. 813 00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:26,379 This is our mission now, okay? We're gonna-- 814 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:30,713 MlLO: Leo, what is your plan? What do you wanna do? 815 00:38:30,855 --> 00:38:32,755 Milo, come on. You've been pretty chill all day. 816 00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:35,519 Why the sudden bout of anxiety? 817 00:38:35,627 --> 00:38:40,530 Bella, you have to try the hundred-year-old egg. 818 00:38:40,632 --> 00:38:45,763 Yeah. lt's fermented in straw and horse urine for, like, six months. 819 00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:50,466 lt is wonderfully, wonderfully perverse. 820 00:38:50,575 --> 00:38:53,772 A little too perverse for me. No, thanks. 821 00:38:55,246 --> 00:38:56,543 Come on. Live a little. Bella? 822 00:38:56,648 --> 00:39:01,347 -lt smells like ass! -l dare you, Bella. 823 00:39:03,254 --> 00:39:05,449 MlLO: Bella, what are you doing? You're vegan! 824 00:39:05,556 --> 00:39:07,456 LEO: She's living life. 825 00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:09,583 [ Sniffs, groans ] 826 00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:12,458 MlLO: l can't believe you're eating that! 827 00:39:12,563 --> 00:39:14,155 BELLA: Oh, my God. 828 00:39:14,265 --> 00:39:15,732 lt's good, right? 829 00:39:16,668 --> 00:39:18,568 Not as bad as you would think. 830 00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:22,162 A world without hundred-year-old eggs is not worth living in. 831 00:39:22,273 --> 00:39:26,676 That, and truffles found by dogs and imported from ltaly. 832 00:39:26,778 --> 00:39:30,236 -l think pigs find truffles. -The best are found by dogs. 833 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:31,575 BELLA: l want to try something else. 834 00:39:31,683 --> 00:39:33,241 LEO: All right. How about the chicken feet? 835 00:39:33,418 --> 00:39:35,579 lf l could, l'd weigh 600 pounds. 836 00:39:35,687 --> 00:39:37,848 l used to weigh 220, until l started using again. 837 00:39:38,156 --> 00:39:39,180 -What?! -Yeah. 838 00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:40,757 You? l don't believe it. 839 00:39:40,858 --> 00:39:44,555 l lost 60 pounds in 3 months. 840 00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:47,529 What's your secret? 841 00:39:47,632 --> 00:39:50,396 l could put you on the diet, but l don't think you'd be happy. 842 00:39:50,501 --> 00:39:51,593 BELLA: Not likely. 843 00:39:51,703 --> 00:39:53,694 MlLO: Yeah, you don't want the diet that he's on. 844 00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:56,831 LEO: Pay the check. Meet me around back. 845 00:39:57,241 --> 00:40:00,210 l may have solved our money problems. 846 00:40:03,715 --> 00:40:05,615 BELLA: What the fuck?! 847 00:40:05,717 --> 00:40:07,617 l knew there was something up with this place. 848 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,277 That's disgusting! 849 00:40:09,387 --> 00:40:12,220 -LEO: Our worries are over. -MlLO: You stole a dog now?! 850 00:40:12,323 --> 00:40:14,223 l bought him, 1 00%%% legal. 851 00:40:14,325 --> 00:40:16,885 Rescued him from an uncertain fate as a Lo Mein side dish. 852 00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:18,526 BELLA: [ Scoffs ] 853 00:40:18,629 --> 00:40:21,291 -MlLO: You did what?! -lt's just 500. Relax. 854 00:40:21,399 --> 00:40:23,299 Taco's a champion English Bulldog. 855 00:40:23,401 --> 00:40:25,301 He was trained in Germany. He's a police dog. 856 00:40:25,403 --> 00:40:27,303 We'll get 2,000 for him, easy. 857 00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:29,305 Watch. Taco! Platz! 858 00:40:29,407 --> 00:40:30,806 Platz! 859 00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:32,569 Taco, platz! 860 00:40:32,677 --> 00:40:34,474 No, he doesn't feel like platzing. 861 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:37,646 BELLA: Okay, come on, Taco! 862 00:40:37,749 --> 00:40:39,478 -lnside! lnside! Come on, Taco! -MlLO: Here we go! 863 00:40:39,584 --> 00:40:41,415 -BELLA: lnside! -MlLO: Here we go! 864 00:40:41,519 --> 00:40:43,316 BELLA: Come on. 865 00:40:43,421 --> 00:40:45,821 MlLO: l can't believe you bought a fucking dog! 866 00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:47,481 -BELLA: l think he's cute. -MlLO: Oh, my God! 867 00:40:47,592 --> 00:40:48,889 He just slobbered all over my camera! 868 00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:51,325 Oh, no! 869 00:40:51,429 --> 00:40:52,361 MlLO: Oh, fuck! 870 00:40:52,463 --> 00:40:54,294 BELLA: He sneezed! 871 00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:58,563 LEO: Bella, take a left. 872 00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:05,739 -LEO: What time is it? -MlLO: lt's, like, 1 2 something. 873 00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:07,468 -Perfect. -What do you mean ''perfect''? 874 00:41:07,578 --> 00:41:09,944 LEO: Just take a right right here, Bella. 875 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,348 -MlLO: What's going on?! -LEO: These are my boys! 876 00:41:18,456 --> 00:41:20,356 [ Motorcycle revs ] 877 00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:21,425 MlLO: Jesus Christ! 878 00:41:21,592 --> 00:41:25,722 One of them will buy the dog for sure. Just pull into the gas station. 879 00:41:28,866 --> 00:41:29,924 [ Bella squeals ] 880 00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:35,028 MlLO: Jesus Christ. 881 00:41:35,339 --> 00:41:36,966 What the fuck?! 882 00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:45,009 MOTORC YCLE MAN: What's up, brother?! 883 00:41:46,918 --> 00:41:50,479 LEO: You guys, pull in over there! 884 00:41:54,859 --> 00:41:57,987 [ Motorcycle engines revving ] 885 00:42:00,498 --> 00:42:02,625 MAN: Qu� hubo? Qu� pasa, loco? 886 00:42:02,733 --> 00:42:05,293 -Nada, homes! -What's up? 887 00:42:05,403 --> 00:42:08,395 What's up with the camera, man? New reality TV show? 888 00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:10,337 LEO: Don't mind him. Don't mind him. 889 00:42:10,441 --> 00:42:13,410 l have this dog. His name is Ducati. 890 00:42:13,511 --> 00:42:16,378 He's born in ltaly like me, trained in Germany. 891 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,471 He's like a $6,000 police dog. 892 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,642 MAN: Police dog?! LEO: Yeah. You better watch out! 893 00:42:20,852 --> 00:42:23,878 Listen, l'm in a little bit of a situation. 894 00:42:23,988 --> 00:42:26,650 So, l'm willing to let him go for, like, 2. 895 00:42:26,757 --> 00:42:27,451 MAN: 200? 896 00:42:27,558 --> 00:42:31,892 -LEO: 2 stack. -Damn! 897 00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:34,355 l'll give you two bills right now, ese. Sold. 898 00:42:34,532 --> 00:42:37,501 Can't do it, big homie. Hey, where's Dizzy at? 899 00:42:37,602 --> 00:42:40,730 Dizzy? He's over there. 900 00:42:40,905 --> 00:42:42,770 -Hold Taco a sec. -MAN: Taco?! 901 00:42:42,874 --> 00:42:44,603 LEO: Ducati! His nickname's Taco. 902 00:42:44,709 --> 00:42:49,612 -Just watch him, all right? -You're trippin' and lit. 903 00:43:00,691 --> 00:43:03,489 [ Motorcycle engines rev ] 904 00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:16,934 MlLO: Who's that crazy guy? 905 00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:19,009 [ Laughs ] 906 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:21,943 Does he really think someone's going to want to buy a dog for $2,000? 907 00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:25,742 BELLA: This poor dog's gonna die of heat exhaustion. 908 00:43:25,883 --> 00:43:26,941 MlLO: Can you give me the money, man? 909 00:43:27,051 --> 00:43:29,383 We're not gonna have anything left at the rate you're spending it. 910 00:43:29,487 --> 00:43:30,613 What? You don't trust me? 911 00:43:30,721 --> 00:43:31,779 MlLO: lt's not that. 912 00:43:31,889 --> 00:43:34,983 lt's just that we both saw you give that guy Dizzy money. 913 00:43:35,092 --> 00:43:37,492 l owed him. lt's just 20. Relax! 914 00:43:37,595 --> 00:43:39,563 MlLO: And then you went into the bathroom. . . 915 00:43:39,664 --> 00:43:40,961 To shit! 916 00:43:41,065 --> 00:43:44,034 You don't know what it's like trying to come off drugs. 917 00:43:44,135 --> 00:43:46,865 -l had the runs, you know? Damn. -MlLO: Oh. 918 00:43:46,971 --> 00:43:49,496 -BELLA: You're such a pushover. -MlLO: Who, me? 919 00:43:49,607 --> 00:43:50,904 BELLA: Yeah. 920 00:43:51,008 --> 00:43:52,839 ''Oh. . . oh, okay.'' 921 00:43:52,944 --> 00:43:54,605 LEO: Take a left right up here. 922 00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:58,642 MlLO: What about Bill? Does he still live in Venice? 923 00:43:58,749 --> 00:44:01,411 -You read my mind. -BELLA: Who's Bill? 924 00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:02,508 Does he want to buy a dog? 925 00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:05,054 MlLO: Bill is a very rich, very eccentric family friend. 926 00:44:15,032 --> 00:44:17,000 MlLO: Leo, are you going to ask him? 927 00:44:17,101 --> 00:44:19,001 No, you ask him. l'm not going to ask him. 928 00:44:19,103 --> 00:44:22,197 MlLO: All right. Where the fuck is he? 929 00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:40,823 MlLO: Oh, there you are, Bill. 930 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,152 Oh, hey, Milo. 931 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:43,825 MlLO: How are you? 932 00:44:43,961 --> 00:44:46,828 -Hope you don't mind the camera. -BlLL: No, l'm used to it. 933 00:44:46,931 --> 00:44:48,865 l wouldn't know you without it. 934 00:44:48,966 --> 00:44:51,059 So, um, what are you working on? 935 00:44:51,469 --> 00:44:53,630 l'm working on kind of these ol' mini-handcuffs here, 936 00:44:53,738 --> 00:44:55,035 and l was wondering if l could make 937 00:44:55,139 --> 00:44:57,835 some thumb-cuff kind of jewelry, you know? 938 00:44:58,009 --> 00:44:59,943 Just not sure how to -- 939 00:45:00,044 --> 00:45:02,774 you know, you can't really put them like that 'cause you can't do stuff. 940 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,075 MlLO: l know you haven't seen much of Leo lately, 941 00:45:05,216 --> 00:45:09,175 but he has developed a bit of a drug problem. 942 00:45:09,487 --> 00:45:14,254 Well, you know, life's been a little easier for you 943 00:45:14,558 --> 00:45:16,924 and a little harder on Leo. 944 00:45:17,094 --> 00:45:22,828 l feel an affinity with Leo, and l also understand, you know, 945 00:45:22,933 --> 00:45:27,063 what it is to deal with a, with a drug problem. 946 00:45:27,271 --> 00:45:30,763 l've got a lot of friends that just ain't here anymore. 947 00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:35,744 A little miscalculation here, a little error there. 948 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,681 lt's not like doing some big, noble deed to help someone, 949 00:45:40,818 --> 00:45:46,552 but you know that if you don't, then, you know, he could be dead. 950 00:45:46,657 --> 00:45:49,285 MlLO: Leo got himself into a little trouble, 951 00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:52,892 so we've come to ask you for a little loan. 952 00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:56,898 Sure, no problem. 5, 1 0 dollars? What can l do? 953 00:45:57,034 --> 00:46:00,663 We gotta get him into rehab, and we need $2,500. 954 00:46:00,771 --> 00:46:02,796 Well, fuck him! 955 00:46:06,077 --> 00:46:11,606 [ Folk music plays, no audible dialogue in sequence ] 956 00:46:55,759 --> 00:46:57,226 LEO: Hey, Carmen! 957 00:46:57,595 --> 00:46:59,085 [ Taco panting ] 958 00:47:00,131 --> 00:47:01,189 Just tie him up. 959 00:47:03,067 --> 00:47:06,036 CARMEN: [ Screams, laughs ] 960 00:47:06,137 --> 00:47:08,196 Baby, come here! 961 00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:10,170 Oh! 962 00:47:10,341 --> 00:47:11,308 Oh! 963 00:47:11,609 --> 00:47:13,167 Oh, my God! 964 00:47:13,277 --> 00:47:15,802 Oh, Frederico said you got arrested. 965 00:47:15,913 --> 00:47:17,312 That it was serious. 966 00:47:17,615 --> 00:47:19,776 Serious is what's going to happen to Frederico 967 00:47:19,884 --> 00:47:21,909 if he keeps telling people my business. 968 00:47:22,019 --> 00:47:24,647 CARMEN: Leo! l'm not other people. 969 00:47:29,193 --> 00:47:31,127 When did you get out? 970 00:47:31,228 --> 00:47:32,957 l escaped. 971 00:47:33,063 --> 00:47:35,793 Don't tell anyone. 972 00:47:37,868 --> 00:47:40,735 Oh. . . This is my brother, Milo. 973 00:47:40,838 --> 00:47:42,806 Camera crew following you. 974 00:47:42,907 --> 00:47:44,067 MlLO: Hi! 975 00:47:44,175 --> 00:47:45,870 Hi, hi! l'm Milo. 976 00:47:45,976 --> 00:47:48,706 -LEO: This is his wife, Bella. -BELLA: Hi. Partner, actually. 977 00:47:48,812 --> 00:47:50,643 Hi. Carmen. 978 00:47:50,748 --> 00:47:51,976 LEO: Partner, actually. 979 00:47:52,082 --> 00:47:53,379 Come in. 980 00:47:55,653 --> 00:47:57,814 BELLA: God, these paintings are amazing! 981 00:47:57,922 --> 00:48:00,390 CARMEN: Thanks. 982 00:48:00,691 --> 00:48:01,885 You did all these? 983 00:48:01,992 --> 00:48:03,050 Wow! 984 00:48:03,227 --> 00:48:04,990 l'm about to have my first one-woman show. 985 00:48:05,095 --> 00:48:06,392 BELLA: Oh, that's so cool! 986 00:48:06,697 --> 00:48:08,221 So, Brad's not going to be home for a couple of hours, 987 00:48:08,332 --> 00:48:09,390 so make yourselves at home. 988 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,827 -MlLO: So, who's Brad? -LEO: Brad's her boyfriend. 989 00:48:12,002 --> 00:48:14,368 l've never met him. . . 990 00:48:14,672 --> 00:48:16,367 . . .and l'm not jealous. 991 00:48:16,674 --> 00:48:19,905 l've been trying to get her to run away with me to lnner Mongolia. 992 00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:22,843 l'd wear, like, a black suit with red trim. 993 00:48:22,947 --> 00:48:24,380 She'd wear a red veil. 994 00:48:24,682 --> 00:48:26,775 There'd be little ponies everywhere. 995 00:48:26,884 --> 00:48:28,977 [ Sighs deeply ] 996 00:48:29,086 --> 00:48:31,281 l'm totally ''twitter-pated,'' can't you tell? 997 00:48:31,388 --> 00:48:32,821 ''Twitter-pated,'' huh? 998 00:48:32,923 --> 00:48:34,914 LEO: Ain't you ever seen Bambi? 999 00:48:35,092 --> 00:48:38,027 CARMEN: [ Squeals, laughs ] 1000 00:48:38,128 --> 00:48:39,720 Bye. 1001 00:48:39,830 --> 00:48:41,092 BELLA: Hello? 1002 00:48:41,198 --> 00:48:43,393 Yes, this is she. Can you hear me? 1003 00:48:43,701 --> 00:48:47,398 Yeah, l don't -- Hold on one second, please. 1004 00:48:47,705 --> 00:48:50,936 Hi. Yeah, hold on. . . 1005 00:48:53,744 --> 00:48:55,712 MlLO: What's up, guys? 1006 00:48:57,281 --> 00:48:59,044 LEO: Milo, how about a little bit of privacy? 1007 00:48:59,149 --> 00:49:00,241 -Sorry, sorry! -Jesus. 1008 00:49:00,351 --> 00:49:02,842 l'm sorry. Sorry. 1009 00:49:06,123 --> 00:49:08,091 [ Carmen laughing ] 1010 00:49:28,012 --> 00:49:31,038 MlLO: There you are! Leo, get dressed! We gotta go! 1011 00:49:31,148 --> 00:49:32,775 -Let's go! Come on. -BELLA: Oh, okay. 1012 00:49:32,883 --> 00:49:34,248 Well, Carmen, it was so nice to meet you. 1013 00:49:34,351 --> 00:49:35,511 Thank you for everything. 1014 00:49:35,819 --> 00:49:40,085 Listen, Leo told me about the little money problem you guys are having. 1015 00:49:40,190 --> 00:49:42,090 -Yeah. . . -l think l can help. 1016 00:49:42,192 --> 00:49:43,784 Really? 1017 00:49:43,894 --> 00:49:45,054 LEO: l need a shave. 1018 00:49:45,229 --> 00:49:46,890 We're not gonna smoke it. 1019 00:49:46,997 --> 00:49:48,362 We sell it. 1020 00:49:48,465 --> 00:49:50,160 We break it up into four quarters 1021 00:49:50,267 --> 00:49:52,462 and sell it for about twelve-fifty a pop. 1022 00:49:52,770 --> 00:49:54,135 MlLO: Yeah, that adds us to 5,000 1023 00:49:54,271 --> 00:49:56,136 and turns us into total drug traffickers. 1024 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,834 lt sounds worse than it is, but it's how l paid my way through art school. 1025 00:49:58,942 --> 00:50:00,466 -Really? -lt's only pot. 1026 00:50:00,778 --> 00:50:02,245 lt's practically legal in California, anyway. 1027 00:50:02,346 --> 00:50:04,473 Wait. Let's just figure out if this is our only option. 1028 00:50:04,782 --> 00:50:06,147 MlLO: No, it's not legal. lt's not legal. 1029 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:07,877 l mean, even if we had a doctor's note, 1030 00:50:07,985 --> 00:50:11,045 it wouldn't cover us for transporting a pound of marijuana. 1031 00:50:11,155 --> 00:50:12,144 This is insane. 1032 00:50:12,256 --> 00:50:15,020 LEO: We do a drug deal, get me into rehab, 1033 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:16,922 and then the student becomes a teacher. 1034 00:50:17,027 --> 00:50:18,961 Listen, l have this lawyer friend up north 1035 00:50:19,063 --> 00:50:21,463 who got this guy off for having 1 50 plants, 1036 00:50:21,799 --> 00:50:24,393 and, to top it off, at the end, the government gave him his plants back. 1037 00:50:24,535 --> 00:50:26,059 -LEO: Can l have his number? -BELLA: lt's a she. 1038 00:50:26,170 --> 00:50:28,297 See, men get into trouble, women get them out. 1039 00:50:28,405 --> 00:50:31,135 -Sound a little familiar? -LEO: Can l have her number? 1040 00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:34,335 -l think l might need a new lawyer. -Listen, you guys, we can do this. 1041 00:50:34,445 --> 00:50:36,003 lt's only a phone call away. 1042 00:50:36,113 --> 00:50:37,512 l even know people who want to buy it. 1043 00:50:37,815 --> 00:50:40,340 LEO: Let's just focus on selling Taco. This is becoming. . . 1044 00:50:40,451 --> 00:50:43,045 MlLO: No! No one's gonna want to buy that stupid dog, Leo, Jesus! 1045 00:50:43,153 --> 00:50:44,381 LEO: lt's not a stupid dog. 1046 00:50:44,488 --> 00:50:45,887 lf l had feelings, l'd be hurt. 1047 00:50:45,989 --> 00:50:48,219 CARMEN: You guys, look. Listen. 1048 00:50:48,325 --> 00:50:50,054 l'll carry the stuff in my purse. 1049 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,219 lf we get busted, l'll take the responsibility. 1050 00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:53,990 You guys just play dumb. 1051 00:50:54,098 --> 00:50:56,589 -BELLA: Are you sure? -CARMEN: Mm-hmm. 1052 00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:00,028 MlLO: Whatever. You know what l think? 1053 00:51:00,137 --> 00:51:01,536 All right. l'll call him and see what he says. 1054 00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,935 MlLO: Are you seriously okay with this? 1055 00:51:05,042 --> 00:51:08,239 Milo, l mean, we do our best, and we hope for the best. 1056 00:51:08,345 --> 00:51:11,212 lf we get busted, we're completely fucked. 1057 00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:14,011 Milo! l can't believe you're saying this now! 1058 00:51:14,118 --> 00:51:15,346 At this point today, 1059 00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:18,285 we have driven a stolen car, sold the stolen car, 1060 00:51:18,389 --> 00:51:20,016 sold the stolen espresso machine, 1061 00:51:20,124 --> 00:51:23,924 and let a convicted felon buy and use drugs. 1062 00:51:24,061 --> 00:51:27,861 Either we commit a crime, or we watch Leo go to prison. 1063 00:51:28,031 --> 00:51:29,055 CARMEN: He's busy now. 1064 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:32,260 He'll call us back in an hour with the spot to meet him. 1065 00:51:32,369 --> 00:51:35,338 BELLA: All right. 1066 00:51:36,907 --> 00:51:38,932 -We're gonna get you into rehab! -Let's go swimming. 1067 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:41,636 BELLA: Swimming actually sounds like a good idea. 1068 00:51:42,012 --> 00:51:43,274 MlLO: Bella, what has gotten into you? 1069 00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:45,473 That's why we came down here, right? To go swimming? 1070 00:51:45,582 --> 00:51:47,277 l don't even recognize you right now. 1071 00:51:47,384 --> 00:51:48,351 Milo, come on! 1072 00:51:48,452 --> 00:51:50,579 There's nothing more we can do about our shoot today, okay? 1073 00:51:50,888 --> 00:51:51,616 lt's fucked. 1074 00:51:51,922 --> 00:51:54,516 And at this point, we just have to wait for Carmen's friend to call, 1075 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:57,116 and it's hot and l have not showered, and l'm exhausted, 1076 00:51:57,227 --> 00:51:59,627 and, yeah, swimming actually sounds like a good idea. 1077 00:52:34,097 --> 00:52:34,927 MlLO: Leo? 1078 00:52:35,032 --> 00:52:36,329 -What? -Let me ask you something. 1079 00:52:36,433 --> 00:52:39,596 Do you feel at all guilty for getting us into this mess? 1080 00:52:39,703 --> 00:52:41,261 LEO: Let me ask you something. 1081 00:52:41,438 --> 00:52:42,962 When are you gonna stop living your life 1082 00:52:43,073 --> 00:52:46,634 like one giant fucking documentary, huh? 1083 00:52:56,386 --> 00:52:58,320 -MlLO: Come on, answer me! -Answer you? 1084 00:52:58,422 --> 00:52:59,719 You're looking through a lens. 1085 00:53:00,090 --> 00:53:02,251 For fuck's sake, who am l talking to? You? 1086 00:53:02,359 --> 00:53:04,350 You're talking to all of us. You're talking to her, to her. 1087 00:53:04,461 --> 00:53:06,224 You're talking to the camera. You're talking to me. 1088 00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:07,388 Come on! For the record. 1089 00:53:07,498 --> 00:53:08,658 Speak! 1090 00:53:08,966 --> 00:53:11,230 l appreciate you guys came down here. 1091 00:53:11,335 --> 00:53:12,461 Fuck! 1092 00:53:12,569 --> 00:53:14,560 l do, but l didn't make you. 1093 00:53:14,671 --> 00:53:15,603 BELLA: Excuse me? 1094 00:53:15,706 --> 00:53:17,503 l didn't make you guys come down here. 1095 00:53:17,608 --> 00:53:19,735 -MlLO: l gotta hear this. -lt was your choice. 1096 00:53:20,043 --> 00:53:22,477 Face it -- the only reason why you came down here in the first place 1097 00:53:22,579 --> 00:53:25,377 is you don't want to feel guilty about not helping out your brother, 1098 00:53:25,482 --> 00:53:26,176 plus the fact. . . 1099 00:53:26,283 --> 00:53:27,648 MlLO: That's the most warped reason l've ever heard. 1100 00:53:27,751 --> 00:53:30,379 . . .you still feel bad about the time you sent me to jail. 1101 00:53:30,487 --> 00:53:32,148 That's really why you're here, isn't it? 1102 00:53:32,256 --> 00:53:33,052 No. 1103 00:53:33,156 --> 00:53:34,714 BELLA: All right, that's the biggest fucking piece of horse shit 1104 00:53:35,025 --> 00:53:35,650 l've ever heard. 1105 00:53:35,759 --> 00:53:37,590 l care, he cares, we're here. 1106 00:53:37,694 --> 00:53:39,628 Goddammit, you are the most ungrateful person 1107 00:53:39,730 --> 00:53:41,254 l've ever met in my entire life. 1108 00:53:41,365 --> 00:53:42,389 l can't believe you. 1109 00:53:42,499 --> 00:53:44,364 -LEO: Ungrateful? -BELLA: Yeah! Ungrateful! 1110 00:53:44,468 --> 00:53:45,400 He doesn't really care. 1111 00:53:45,502 --> 00:53:46,594 BELLA: What the fuck are you talking about?! 1112 00:53:46,703 --> 00:53:48,000 How can he not care?! 1113 00:53:48,105 --> 00:53:50,096 Listen, he'll call my girlfriend 1114 00:53:50,207 --> 00:53:51,674 and say, ''l'm worried my little brother's dead,'' 1115 00:53:52,042 --> 00:53:56,206 and she'll say, ''Come over for dinner. Talk to him.'' 1116 00:53:56,313 --> 00:53:59,009 And he'll say, ''Ah, that's okay, l'll call in a couple weeks.'' 1117 00:53:59,116 --> 00:54:00,344 -MlLO: l'm out of town! -A couple of weeks! 1118 00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:03,078 -l'm out of town! -You're always out of town, man! 1119 00:54:03,186 --> 00:54:04,483 BELLA: What does he mean, ''sent me to jail''? 1120 00:54:04,588 --> 00:54:08,354 -l didn't send him to jail. -The worst idea ever. 1121 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,757 -Next time. . . l'll kill you. -BELLA: What? 1122 00:54:12,062 --> 00:54:13,427 l got arrested at this motel, 1123 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:17,432 and cops said, ''You live over on Laurel Canyon? 1124 00:54:17,534 --> 00:54:21,129 Your brother sent us three days ago.'' 1125 00:54:21,238 --> 00:54:24,537 MlLO: lt was your friend who called saying, ''Your brother's gonna die. 1126 00:54:24,641 --> 00:54:26,666 He's been doing speedballs for 1 0 days, and he's gonna die, 1127 00:54:26,777 --> 00:54:28,142 and if you want to live with yourself, 1128 00:54:28,245 --> 00:54:29,735 and you know you could have done something to stop it, 1129 00:54:30,047 --> 00:54:31,446 that's up to you.'' 1130 00:54:31,548 --> 00:54:34,073 And what happens when l get stabbed in jail 1131 00:54:34,184 --> 00:54:36,414 because you called the fucking cops? 1132 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,080 Does he cop up to that? To that phone call he made saying, 1133 00:54:39,189 --> 00:54:41,180 ''Your brother's gonna die if you don't call the police''? 1134 00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:42,588 Why didn't he call, then? 1135 00:54:42,693 --> 00:54:45,423 He said, ''l'm not his brother. You are.'' 1136 00:54:45,529 --> 00:54:47,326 Wow, so, riddle me this, Sherlock -- 1137 00:54:47,431 --> 00:54:49,456 What happens when l find a dirty needle in jail 1138 00:54:49,566 --> 00:54:52,194 and get some kind of weird disease? 1139 00:54:52,302 --> 00:54:53,599 People don't shoot up in jail, do they? 1140 00:54:53,704 --> 00:54:55,262 What? 1141 00:54:55,372 --> 00:54:56,532 People shoot up in jail? 1142 00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,632 Yeah. The whole dorm. We all share one needle. 1143 00:54:59,743 --> 00:55:02,143 l didn't know that. 1144 00:55:02,245 --> 00:55:08,275 What you don't know could fill up the Staples Center. 1145 00:55:12,089 --> 00:55:13,556 -MlLO: This it? -CARMEN: This is it. 1146 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:17,616 -BELLA: Come on, Taco. -This is one of his new spots. 1147 00:55:17,728 --> 00:55:19,161 MlLO: What is this? 1148 00:55:19,262 --> 00:55:21,127 lt's his not-so-legal operation. 1149 00:55:21,231 --> 00:55:22,323 He used to have one in Diamond Bar, 1150 00:55:22,432 --> 00:55:25,196 but there was just way too much heat on the operation. 1151 00:55:25,302 --> 00:55:26,530 Cops? 1152 00:55:26,637 --> 00:55:28,229 Feds. 1153 00:55:28,405 --> 00:55:30,339 MlLO: Do you think he'd let me come in there and film? 1154 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,533 CARMEN: Um, l doubt it, but l'll ask. 1155 00:55:33,443 --> 00:55:35,604 BELLA: She's so cool. 1156 00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:37,873 MlLO: She's nice, huh? 1157 00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:41,340 What the hell does she see in you? 1158 00:55:41,451 --> 00:55:44,181 l don't know. That's a good question. 1159 00:55:46,323 --> 00:55:48,553 -CARMEN: He said yes. -MlLO: He did? 1160 00:55:48,659 --> 00:55:51,150 Yeah. l can't believe your luck. 1161 00:55:59,403 --> 00:56:02,395 -lVAN: Carmen, my sweet! -CARMEN: lvan. 1162 00:56:02,506 --> 00:56:03,803 [ Carmen laughs ] 1163 00:56:03,907 --> 00:56:06,467 This the man with movie camera, obviously. 1164 00:56:06,610 --> 00:56:08,908 l used to go to film school in Ukraine. 1165 00:56:09,212 --> 00:56:10,702 Lots of fun those days. 1166 00:56:10,881 --> 00:56:12,473 CARMEN: Frederico probably told you 1167 00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:16,279 about Leo's little scrape with the law. 1168 00:56:16,386 --> 00:56:18,377 -lVAN: Yeah. . . -CARMEN: So his lawyer-- 1169 00:56:18,488 --> 00:56:19,420 Rothstein. 1170 00:56:19,523 --> 00:56:21,388 l hooked him up with that guy. 1171 00:56:21,491 --> 00:56:23,254 -MlLO: Really? -lVAN: Yeah. 1172 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,918 CARMEN: Yeah. 1173 00:56:26,163 --> 00:56:28,290 He got him into rehab. 1174 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:35,631 Problem is, we're a little light in the admission-fee area. 1175 00:56:35,806 --> 00:56:39,640 -lVAN: How light? -2,500. 1176 00:56:39,743 --> 00:56:42,803 So, you see. . . 1177 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,477 We were hoping you would break us off 1178 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:48,950 2,500 in Pretty Pussy product, 1179 00:56:49,252 --> 00:56:51,413 so we can go door-to-door. 1180 00:56:51,521 --> 00:56:53,648 Just to raise the funds for Leo. 1181 00:56:53,857 --> 00:56:57,953 You want me to front you 2,500 of Pretty Pussy. 1182 00:56:58,328 --> 00:57:01,422 No. Not front. 1183 00:57:01,531 --> 00:57:03,522 We want the wholesale rate. 1184 00:57:04,668 --> 00:57:07,660 -Like what you sell it to Petco for! -MlLO: What do you guys make here? 1185 00:57:07,771 --> 00:57:08,760 lVAN: Cat toys. 1186 00:57:08,905 --> 00:57:11,874 For cats. Toys that cats like. 1187 00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:13,670 Take. 1188 00:57:13,777 --> 00:57:17,235 -MlLO: That's a big business, huh? -lVAN: Big business, cat toys. Take. 1189 00:57:17,347 --> 00:57:20,680 CARMEN: l would never ask, but you know how l feel about Leo. 1190 00:57:20,784 --> 00:57:22,445 lVAN: [ Sighs ] 1191 00:57:28,558 --> 00:57:31,823 Give tour. 1192 00:57:39,569 --> 00:57:41,400 MlLO: So. . . 1193 00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:43,439 What happens in here? 1194 00:57:44,508 --> 00:57:46,339 WOMAN: We grow. 1195 00:57:47,577 --> 00:57:48,703 We clip. 1196 00:57:51,381 --> 00:57:54,373 And here, they finished. 1197 00:57:54,985 --> 00:57:56,350 MlLO: Do you like to smoke it? 1198 00:57:57,521 --> 00:57:59,512 What do you think? 1199 00:57:59,689 --> 00:58:02,487 MlLO: You like green. You match. 1200 00:58:02,592 --> 00:58:03,991 WOMAN: lt is the color of money. 1201 00:58:07,831 --> 00:58:09,298 Got it! 1202 00:58:09,399 --> 00:58:10,627 MlLO: Holy shit! 1203 00:58:10,734 --> 00:58:14,500 BELLA: Oh, my God! 1204 00:58:14,604 --> 00:58:16,265 CARMEN: There's this design studio downtown, 1205 00:58:16,373 --> 00:58:19,501 full of ex-gang members, graffiti artists, editors. 1206 00:58:19,609 --> 00:58:21,839 Great friends of mine. They'll want some. 1207 00:58:21,945 --> 00:58:23,810 MlLO: All right. Let's go. 1208 00:58:55,512 --> 00:58:57,707 -MlLO: What did you say? -Who feels like smoking a fatty? 1209 00:58:57,814 --> 00:58:59,543 -BELLA: l do! -CARMEN: [ Laughs ] 1210 00:58:59,649 --> 00:59:01,344 MlLO: Aren't we risking enough, like, carrying it? 1211 00:59:01,518 --> 00:59:03,383 Do we have to actually smoke it in the car? 1212 00:59:03,553 --> 00:59:05,020 lt's bad enough that we're holding all this. 1213 00:59:05,322 --> 00:59:06,653 CARMEN: Come on, Milo. Such a naysayer. 1214 00:59:14,564 --> 00:59:15,553 [ Sighs ] 1215 00:59:20,503 --> 00:59:23,063 BELLA: Look at this. lt's so cool. 1216 00:59:24,574 --> 00:59:28,101 LEO: ''l believe today is gonna be a wonderful day. 1217 00:59:28,411 --> 00:59:31,869 Each day better than the next. 1218 00:59:31,982 --> 00:59:34,815 l am always in the right place at the right time.'' 1219 00:59:34,918 --> 00:59:39,651 Can't argue with that. ''My mind has unlimited potential.'' 1220 00:59:39,756 --> 00:59:41,053 Very true. 1221 00:59:42,425 --> 00:59:44,359 He's down the hall. 1222 00:59:44,461 --> 00:59:45,792 CARMEN: Thanks. 1223 00:59:45,896 --> 00:59:48,490 LEO: Sandy, come read the affirmations with me! 1224 00:59:48,598 --> 00:59:50,589 -Hermes? -LEO: Oh, my. . . 1225 00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:54,797 SAND Y: What the fuck are you doing here? How are you? 1226 00:59:54,905 --> 00:59:56,668 LEO: [ Laughs ] 1227 00:59:58,608 --> 01:00:01,133 -l heard you were upstate. -l heard you were dead, man. 1228 01:00:01,444 --> 01:00:03,503 -Who told you that? -Jessica. 1229 01:00:03,613 --> 01:00:04,637 She wants me dead. 1230 01:00:06,016 --> 01:00:07,506 lt looks good. 1231 01:00:07,617 --> 01:00:09,585 l mean, what's with the paparazzi and shit? 1232 01:00:09,686 --> 01:00:13,850 Oh, it's just my brother. He's got issues. Don't worry. 1233 01:00:13,957 --> 01:00:14,946 MlLO: How are you? 1234 01:00:15,058 --> 01:00:17,083 LEO: lt's like his own personal diary. 1235 01:00:17,394 --> 01:00:18,554 -Don't worry. -All right. 1236 01:00:18,662 --> 01:00:19,594 LEO: No one will see it. 1237 01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:21,527 l am very impressed. Very cool. 1238 01:00:21,631 --> 01:00:24,429 SAND Y: Yeah. l'm a computer designer now. 1239 01:00:24,534 --> 01:00:26,627 Well, l'm trying to get into rehab myself. . . 1240 01:00:26,736 --> 01:00:29,796 SAND Y: Well, this ain't it. This isn't rehab. You're lost. 1241 01:00:29,906 --> 01:00:31,771 LEO: [ Laughs ] 1242 01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:34,537 And, and, um. . . 1243 01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:38,603 l'm selling some weed to raise funds to get into rehab. 1244 01:00:38,715 --> 01:00:40,148 So you want some? 1245 01:00:40,483 --> 01:00:42,917 [ Chuckles ] 1246 01:00:43,019 --> 01:00:45,715 No, man. l don't do drugs anymore. 1247 01:00:45,889 --> 01:00:49,052 l'm three months, five days, and two hours sober. 1248 01:00:49,426 --> 01:00:52,554 -No one's going to see this! -You know what? l'll sponsor you. 1249 01:00:52,662 --> 01:00:54,186 Okay, you could sponsor me. 1250 01:00:54,497 --> 01:00:56,556 Fuck the weed. Just come check out this dog. 1251 01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:58,566 He's a police dog. His name is Cereberus. 1252 01:00:58,668 --> 01:01:00,932 You're gonna love him. Come on! 1253 01:01:01,037 --> 01:01:03,562 Did you not read the ''no soliciting'' sign at the door? 1254 01:01:03,673 --> 01:01:05,004 Are you gonna report me now? 1255 01:01:05,442 --> 01:01:06,602 SAND Y: When was the last time l saw you? 1256 01:01:06,710 --> 01:01:11,147 -Was it at The Coach and Hound? -LEO: Horses! Horses! 1257 01:01:12,115 --> 01:01:13,980 CARMEN: Milo. 1258 01:01:14,084 --> 01:01:15,676 No dice. Let's go. 1259 01:01:15,785 --> 01:01:17,650 LEO: Y grapes, tambi�n. 1260 01:01:17,754 --> 01:01:21,952 -CARMEN: Y watermelon! -LEO: Y watermelon, sand�a! 1261 01:01:22,058 --> 01:01:24,151 CARMEN: l knew that, l think. 1262 01:01:24,461 --> 01:01:27,589 -''Watermeloney''. -LEO: Gracias. 1263 01:01:28,631 --> 01:01:29,996 BELLA: Muchas gracias! 1264 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:32,600 Qu� calor! A ver... 1265 01:01:32,702 --> 01:01:33,964 CARMEN: Qu� caliente! 1266 01:01:34,070 --> 01:01:36,868 No. How do you say ''heat'' in Spanish? 1267 01:01:36,973 --> 01:01:38,668 MlLO: How did it go in there? 1268 01:01:38,775 --> 01:01:39,673 You didn't sell any?! 1269 01:01:39,776 --> 01:01:41,505 BELLA: No! Dealing's a tough gig, man. 1270 01:01:41,611 --> 01:01:43,738 l'm not made for this shit. 1271 01:01:45,648 --> 01:01:47,616 Copping's a tough gig, lady. 1272 01:01:47,717 --> 01:01:50,049 -BELLA: Nobody wants to buy weed. -MlLO: They want the harder shit. 1273 01:01:50,153 --> 01:01:51,984 Right, Leo? 1274 01:01:53,723 --> 01:01:56,055 BELLA: Hey, is this the, uh. . .? 1275 01:01:56,159 --> 01:01:57,786 ls this the South Central Farm? 1276 01:01:57,894 --> 01:01:59,486 CARMEN: Oh, yeah. Yeah, what's left of it. 1277 01:01:59,596 --> 01:02:01,154 l read about this. 1278 01:02:01,264 --> 01:02:02,663 [ Gasps ] : That's it now? 1279 01:02:02,766 --> 01:02:04,063 CARMEN: Do you know the story? 1280 01:02:04,234 --> 01:02:06,896 Some developer bought the land 1 5 years ago, 1281 01:02:07,003 --> 01:02:08,937 then the city took it under eminent domain 1282 01:02:09,039 --> 01:02:11,064 to build a garbage-incinerator site. 1283 01:02:11,174 --> 01:02:13,039 The community protested 1284 01:02:13,176 --> 01:02:16,873 and then built the largest urban farm in the United States. 1285 01:02:24,287 --> 01:02:27,654 Then the developer sued the city to get his land back, won, 1286 01:02:27,757 --> 01:02:29,884 and then refused to sell it back to the community 1287 01:02:29,993 --> 01:02:32,553 even though they raised $1 6 million to get it back. 1288 01:02:32,662 --> 01:02:33,788 LEO: [ Sighs ] 1289 01:02:33,897 --> 01:02:36,024 People are so deceptive and greedy. 1290 01:02:36,533 --> 01:02:39,024 The only thing you can do is get as intoxicated as possible 1291 01:02:39,135 --> 01:02:41,069 until it's all just fucking over. 1292 01:02:41,171 --> 01:02:43,196 BELLA: That's such bullshit! 1293 01:02:43,306 --> 01:02:45,536 You can actually do something about it! 1294 01:02:45,642 --> 01:02:47,610 Like what? Make movies? 1295 01:02:47,777 --> 01:02:51,178 For example, yes. 1296 01:02:59,022 --> 01:03:00,683 MlLO: Can we drive around and shoot this? 1297 01:03:00,790 --> 01:03:02,155 -BELLA: No. We're in a hurry. -MlLO: Look at that. 1298 01:03:02,258 --> 01:03:04,783 They're pulling out the last tree. 1299 01:03:12,168 --> 01:03:15,262 LEO: People go to the movies to be entertained, that's it. 1300 01:03:15,572 --> 01:03:16,971 Nobody wants to be whipped. 1301 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,937 People were protesting that farm for months. 1302 01:03:19,109 --> 01:03:20,838 The bitch didn't eat for, like, 2 8 days. 1303 01:03:21,010 --> 01:03:22,068 BELLA: Please don't call her a bitch. 1304 01:03:22,245 --> 01:03:24,577 Did that make a difference? 1305 01:03:24,681 --> 01:03:26,581 Should have killed the developer. 1306 01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:28,014 BELLA: Violence just begets violence. 1307 01:03:28,118 --> 01:03:30,951 lt'll just perpetuate the cycle of oppression and inequality. 1308 01:03:31,054 --> 01:03:32,146 What does that get you? 1309 01:03:32,322 --> 01:03:34,051 Yeah, that's one to grow on. 1310 01:03:42,599 --> 01:03:43,827 BELLA: What? So, Leo, you're saying 1311 01:03:43,933 --> 01:03:45,161 he should have been motivated by fear? 1312 01:03:45,268 --> 01:03:47,668 LEO: Fear may be the one thing stronger than greed. 1313 01:03:56,179 --> 01:03:58,807 -MlLO: Are you all right, Leo? -Yeah, l'm just cold. 1314 01:03:58,915 --> 01:04:00,109 MlLO: You're cold? You're all sweaty. 1315 01:04:00,216 --> 01:04:03,208 -lt's freezing. -BELLA: lt's as hot as balls in here. 1316 01:04:03,319 --> 01:04:05,981 -LEO: Yeah. -BELLA: l'm melting. 1317 01:04:08,057 --> 01:04:11,083 CARMEN: Just hold on a little longer. 1318 01:04:11,194 --> 01:04:15,358 MlLO: They got good meds in rehab. You'll do all right. 1319 01:04:15,665 --> 01:04:17,724 l'm serious. 1320 01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:19,131 You're serious. 1321 01:04:52,235 --> 01:04:56,763 LEO: My life's like that accident. You're just slowing down to look. 1322 01:04:57,874 --> 01:05:00,138 -MlLO: Where are we? -CARMEN: Jordan Downs. 1323 01:05:00,243 --> 01:05:02,143 MlLO: You think l can film here? 1324 01:05:02,245 --> 01:05:04,406 CARMEN: Yeah, they'd love it. 1325 01:05:04,781 --> 01:05:07,272 -MlLO: What's Jordan Downs? -The projects. 1326 01:05:16,693 --> 01:05:19,856 -This is Milo, the cameraman. -Fuck you! 1327 01:05:20,997 --> 01:05:22,328 CARMEN: This is Bella. 1328 01:05:22,699 --> 01:05:24,257 MAN: l can give you a better name than that. 1329 01:05:24,367 --> 01:05:25,994 MAN 2: What's up, baby? Where the fuck you been, man? 1330 01:05:26,135 --> 01:05:28,228 Leo, what you doing, baby? Chill out, brother! 1331 01:05:29,038 --> 01:05:30,266 CARMEN: You know l like to come and hang out, 1332 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,737 but l do have a problem. 1333 01:05:31,841 --> 01:05:32,830 You know, you bring problems. 1334 01:05:32,942 --> 01:05:35,809 We'll fuck you up right here. 1335 01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:39,011 [ lnaudible dialogue ] 1336 01:05:41,718 --> 01:05:43,310 You know l wouldn't bullshit you, right? 1337 01:06:06,943 --> 01:06:10,037 Barbeque! Oh, you guys hungry? 1338 01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:11,203 BELLA: Yeah, l'm starving. 1339 01:06:22,225 --> 01:06:23,886 MAN: The one with the snake-looking ass. 1340 01:06:23,993 --> 01:06:26,325 Desert-horse-looking ass. 1341 01:06:26,429 --> 01:06:28,294 This is the don around here. You see me, man? 1342 01:06:28,398 --> 01:06:29,160 This the don. 1343 01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:32,234 These my, these my goons right here, man, making this money. 1344 01:06:32,335 --> 01:06:33,427 You see us, man? 1345 01:06:33,770 --> 01:06:35,897 MlLO: Why don't you tell the world about Jordan Downs Projects? 1346 01:06:36,005 --> 01:06:37,233 Fuck them if they don't love us. 1347 01:06:37,407 --> 01:06:38,305 -MlLO: What's it like here? -MAN: Like hell. 1348 01:06:38,408 --> 01:06:40,399 lt's like hell. 1349 01:06:40,510 --> 01:06:42,444 lt's crazy. So much shit can happen. 1350 01:06:42,545 --> 01:06:44,137 You could get shoot right now, man. 1351 01:06:44,347 --> 01:06:46,076 Big homies and shit just chillin' , you know, 1352 01:06:46,182 --> 01:06:47,513 living the good life out here, though. 1353 01:06:47,817 --> 01:06:49,910 Getting money and shit. That's all we tryin' to do. 1354 01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:51,350 -You feel me? -MlLO: Why's it like hell? 1355 01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:53,319 Man, this shit crazy. Police can come snatch you up. 1356 01:06:53,423 --> 01:06:55,516 OFF-SCREEN MAN: Police don't let a nigga live out here. 1357 01:06:55,825 --> 01:06:58,020 -We ain't got no freedom. -None of that and shit, man. 1358 01:06:58,127 --> 01:07:00,186 MlLO: What do the police most bother you guys about? 1359 01:07:00,296 --> 01:07:01,957 MAN lN HAT: Shit. Gang injunction. 1360 01:07:02,065 --> 01:07:03,259 -Everything. -MlLO: What's that? 1361 01:07:03,366 --> 01:07:04,560 Shit, you can't be around three people. 1362 01:07:04,867 --> 01:07:06,459 They can come get us right now if they wanted to. 1363 01:07:06,569 --> 01:07:07,831 -MAN: For nothing. -MlLO: For what? 1364 01:07:07,937 --> 01:07:09,495 -MAN: For being like this. -MAN lN HAT: For being too deep. 1365 01:07:09,806 --> 01:07:10,830 OFF-SCREEN MAN: Plus, l got purple on. 1366 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:14,376 -MlLO: What's the purple signify? -Grape. . . 1367 01:07:14,477 --> 01:07:16,274 MAN lN HAT: Red and blue make purple. 1368 01:07:16,379 --> 01:07:17,346 You didn't know that? 1369 01:07:17,447 --> 01:07:19,039 Want two crayons to see? 1370 01:07:19,182 --> 01:07:20,877 We definitely gonna sell this motherfucking weed, 1371 01:07:20,983 --> 01:07:21,881 you know what l'm saying? 1372 01:07:22,051 --> 01:07:24,349 l got you. l got some little hungry cats over there. 1373 01:07:24,454 --> 01:07:25,443 They probably suck that right up. 1374 01:07:25,855 --> 01:07:27,516 -MlLO: You guys play for money? -Yeah, we shoot for money. 1375 01:07:29,425 --> 01:07:31,359 MlLO: Can you get arrested for gambling? 1376 01:07:31,461 --> 01:07:32,985 They can take your money out your pocket 1377 01:07:33,096 --> 01:07:34,586 and the dice and all that. 1378 01:07:34,897 --> 01:07:36,922 MAN lN HAT: We live for this shit right here, though. 1379 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:38,897 Living the ghetto life. 1380 01:08:04,494 --> 01:08:06,394 Twelve-fifty for a motherfucking quarter pound, man. 1381 01:08:06,496 --> 01:08:09,522 That's all we going for, man. Whatever. 1382 01:08:09,632 --> 01:08:11,395 CARMEN: You want four? 1383 01:08:11,501 --> 01:08:12,934 Man, call your bosses, man. 1384 01:08:13,035 --> 01:08:15,230 We don't want to be getting into this bullshit, man. 1385 01:08:15,405 --> 01:08:16,497 25, big homey. 1386 01:08:21,577 --> 01:08:24,205 [ Helicopter overhead, sirens in distance ] 1387 01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:25,211 MAN: We got 23. 1388 01:08:25,381 --> 01:08:26,871 Why you trying to haggle me for this? 1389 01:08:26,983 --> 01:08:28,541 -Do you know where this is from? -Pull that shit out, man. 1390 01:08:28,651 --> 01:08:30,414 Let them see that, man. That's real shit. 1391 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,954 CARMEN: Did you smell it? 1392 01:08:33,289 --> 01:08:36,019 lf you guys want to do some stuff, man. . . 1393 01:08:41,531 --> 01:08:43,123 MAN lN HAT: She'll come back for the two. 1394 01:08:43,232 --> 01:08:44,256 MAN: Two gonna be right now, man. 1395 01:08:44,367 --> 01:08:46,130 We got three, fucking three, man, last week. 1396 01:08:46,235 --> 01:08:47,429 She ain't take it, daddy. 1397 01:08:47,537 --> 01:08:49,562 [ No audible dialogue ] 1398 01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:02,541 MlLO: No luck, huh? 1399 01:09:04,287 --> 01:09:05,549 No. 1400 01:09:06,289 --> 01:09:08,052 This is it for me. 1401 01:09:10,259 --> 01:09:13,194 MlLO: You worried about him going to prison? 1402 01:09:15,031 --> 01:09:16,498 Me too. 1403 01:09:20,169 --> 01:09:23,400 l can't believe he never told me he had a brother. 1404 01:09:24,574 --> 01:09:27,270 MlLO: So, how come you guys aren't. . . together? 1405 01:09:28,110 --> 01:09:30,271 You know what it's like. 1406 01:09:30,379 --> 01:09:32,176 MlLO: To love an addict? 1407 01:09:32,281 --> 01:09:34,977 Yeah, to love an addict. 1408 01:09:57,607 --> 01:10:01,703 You want the real shit, right? Follow me. 1409 01:10:02,011 --> 01:10:03,137 MlLO: Where's Bella? 1410 01:10:03,246 --> 01:10:05,737 -She's in the fucking-- -She's where? 1411 01:10:06,048 --> 01:10:08,039 She's with Carmen. She'll be fine. 1412 01:10:08,150 --> 01:10:10,050 MlLO: Leo, we got, like, an hour left. 1413 01:10:10,152 --> 01:10:11,710 You want to make a documentary, right? 1414 01:10:12,021 --> 01:10:12,680 Not right now. 1415 01:10:12,989 --> 01:10:14,286 Follow me. 1416 01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:15,617 MlLO: Leo. . . 1417 01:10:15,992 --> 01:10:18,119 Time's running out, man. What are we doing here? 1418 01:10:18,694 --> 01:10:20,594 l don't want to make-- l can't film in here. 1419 01:10:20,696 --> 01:10:23,130 LEO: Come on in. These are my friends. 1420 01:10:23,232 --> 01:10:23,994 Come on in! 1421 01:10:28,504 --> 01:10:31,530 -MlLO: l can't talk to these people. -LEO: Just talk to them. 1422 01:10:37,213 --> 01:10:38,578 ADDlCT: You Hermes' brother? 1423 01:10:38,681 --> 01:10:40,273 Yeah. 1424 01:10:40,383 --> 01:10:41,441 You mind if l film you? 1425 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:44,586 Yeah. You want me to look in the camera, or what? 1426 01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:50,550 You know, your brother's, like, an angel. 1427 01:10:50,726 --> 01:10:54,560 Takes care of, like, nine people down here. 1428 01:10:54,730 --> 01:10:58,359 Keeps, like, a constant supply of clean needles. 1429 01:10:58,467 --> 01:11:00,332 People use dirty needles otherwise? 1430 01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:02,369 We use whatever we can get, you know? 1431 01:11:02,471 --> 01:11:05,406 The government don't give us clean needles. 1432 01:11:05,508 --> 01:11:07,373 They want us dead. 1433 01:11:07,476 --> 01:11:09,774 Your brother. . . 1434 01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:13,515 . . .about two weeks ago, he, uh. . . 1435 01:11:13,616 --> 01:11:16,380 . . .helped a sister buy a house. 1436 01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:18,578 -What do you mean? -Yeah. 1437 01:11:18,688 --> 01:11:21,282 Yeah, he, uh. . . 1438 01:11:21,390 --> 01:11:24,382 See, her baby's daddy O.D.'d, right, 1439 01:11:24,493 --> 01:11:27,326 and left her. . . 1440 01:11:27,430 --> 01:11:30,490 . . .homeless, and she had, like, all this debt, 1441 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:34,400 and he shows up one day with, like. . . 1442 01:11:34,503 --> 01:11:37,666 . . .like, fuck, 20 G's, man, boom! 1443 01:11:37,773 --> 01:11:39,673 -Just gave it to her. -The Maybach. . . 1444 01:11:39,775 --> 01:11:42,403 -ADDlCT: Hmm? -Nothing. 1445 01:11:42,511 --> 01:11:45,503 Doesn't that just allow people to keep living like this 1446 01:11:45,615 --> 01:11:48,584 instead of getting sober and cleaning up their lives? 1447 01:11:48,684 --> 01:11:50,481 -l mean-- -What? 1448 01:11:50,586 --> 01:11:52,713 You rather. . . 1449 01:11:52,822 --> 01:11:55,154 . . .they get AlDS? 1450 01:11:55,257 --> 01:11:59,193 Bring it home to their family and their kids? 1451 01:11:59,295 --> 01:12:01,422 -No. -You sure you're his brother, man? 1452 01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:02,724 MlLO: That didn't come out right. l mean-- 1453 01:12:02,832 --> 01:12:08,270 You'd be surprised how far a little love and just care goes. 1454 01:12:10,272 --> 01:12:13,503 People need that. 1455 01:12:13,609 --> 01:12:16,669 -MlLO: [ Knocks on door ] -LEO: Come on in. 1456 01:12:16,779 --> 01:12:21,375 -MlLO: Oh, shit! -LEO: lt's okay. You can film this. 1457 01:12:21,484 --> 01:12:24,317 MlLO: This is like your office, huh? 1458 01:12:25,755 --> 01:12:28,622 What are you doing with the water? 1459 01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:33,455 LEO: l'm. . . getting ready to cook. 1460 01:12:33,562 --> 01:12:36,122 MlLO: l've never seen this in real life before. 1461 01:12:39,335 --> 01:12:42,202 That is so nasty, dude. 1462 01:12:51,313 --> 01:12:53,577 lt's not what it looks like in the movies at all. 1463 01:12:53,749 --> 01:12:58,812 You always see a bunch of guys getting all euphoric after they fix. 1464 01:13:01,424 --> 01:13:03,619 Bunch of dramatic movie bullshit. 1465 01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:10,623 -MlLO: What does it feel like? -Used to feel fucking amazing. 1466 01:13:10,733 --> 01:13:12,496 lmagine. . . 1467 01:13:12,601 --> 01:13:14,364 . . .floating on. . . 1468 01:13:14,470 --> 01:13:17,303 . . .a billion tiny satin pillows. 1469 01:13:17,406 --> 01:13:20,739 And then imagine, when you weren't that high, 1470 01:13:20,843 --> 01:13:22,504 what used to just feel normal 1471 01:13:22,611 --> 01:13:28,208 now feels lower than you've ever felt before. 1472 01:13:28,884 --> 01:13:32,251 lt used to give me this sense of meaning and oneness 1473 01:13:32,354 --> 01:13:33,616 about everything, 1474 01:13:33,756 --> 01:13:37,192 but now l just fix not to get sick. 1475 01:13:37,326 --> 01:13:39,624 l don't even get high anymore. 1476 01:13:39,729 --> 01:13:41,560 A little high. 1477 01:13:41,664 --> 01:13:43,689 [ Laughs ] 1478 01:13:45,668 --> 01:13:48,432 MlLO: Whoa, are you shooting your foot? 1479 01:13:49,338 --> 01:13:50,771 Dude, it's all infected. What are you doing? 1480 01:13:50,906 --> 01:13:53,568 Well, l can't watch. lt makes me nauseous. 1481 01:13:53,676 --> 01:13:55,803 LEO: That's right. 1482 01:13:55,911 --> 01:13:59,779 You get nauseous when you see a papercut. 1483 01:13:59,915 --> 01:14:01,610 MlLO: Come on, man. Let's go. 1484 01:14:01,784 --> 01:14:03,843 We'll figure something out. We'll get you to rehab. 1485 01:14:03,953 --> 01:14:07,616 [ Chuckles, sighs ] 1486 01:14:07,723 --> 01:14:08,849 You don't have to do this. 1487 01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,585 Dude, we still got, like, an hour and a half. 1488 01:14:10,693 --> 01:14:12,593 We're gonna figure something out. We always do. 1489 01:14:12,695 --> 01:14:15,858 l can just take one more big shot and go to sleep for good. 1490 01:14:15,965 --> 01:14:17,933 No, don't be ridiculous. 1491 01:14:18,234 --> 01:14:19,929 Yeah, and then. . . 1492 01:14:20,236 --> 01:14:22,431 . . .it'll all be over, and you'll go back to your life. 1493 01:14:22,538 --> 01:14:24,836 Oh, no. Don't say that, man. 1494 01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:26,737 Please. 1495 01:14:29,645 --> 01:14:30,805 Come on. Let's go. 1496 01:14:31,447 --> 01:14:36,248 [ Leo blows on candle ] 1497 01:14:36,852 --> 01:14:38,877 There you guys are! Where the fuck have you been? 1498 01:14:38,988 --> 01:14:41,456 Get in the car. l have an idea. 1499 01:14:41,557 --> 01:14:42,455 MlLO: Where we going? 1500 01:14:42,558 --> 01:14:43,650 Come on. Carmen left with Brad, 1501 01:14:43,759 --> 01:14:46,421 but l got the weed, and we have a plan. 1502 01:14:53,903 --> 01:14:55,996 MlLO: What is this place? Where'd you hear about this? 1503 01:14:56,305 --> 01:14:59,399 My new friends in Watts told me about this guy. 1504 01:14:59,508 --> 01:15:01,999 This guy will buy anything for anything. 1505 01:15:02,311 --> 01:15:04,541 lt's a last-ditch effort. 1506 01:15:04,647 --> 01:15:06,877 We got to get rid of this weed. We got to see if it's going to work. 1507 01:15:06,982 --> 01:15:08,279 Just follow my lead, okay? 1508 01:15:08,384 --> 01:15:10,318 -MlLO: Carmen gave you the weed? -BELLA: l have an idea. 1509 01:15:10,419 --> 01:15:13,616 -Carmen gave you the weed? -Yeah, it's in the car. 1510 01:15:20,596 --> 01:15:22,564 BELLA: Do you see a doorbell? 1511 01:15:24,934 --> 01:15:27,664 SHASTA: Yeah, yeah, yeah. l'm coming. 1512 01:15:27,770 --> 01:15:29,601 l got my gloves on. . . 1513 01:15:30,739 --> 01:15:33,503 BELLA: Hi. Mr. Shasta? 1514 01:15:33,609 --> 01:15:34,633 SHASTA: Yeah, that's right. 1515 01:15:34,743 --> 01:15:37,371 Well, what you be doing here? What y'all be filming? 1516 01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:39,970 -BELLA: We are, um-- -You got a license for that shit? 1517 01:15:40,082 --> 01:15:43,347 Yeah, absolutely. Actually, we're here-- 1518 01:15:43,452 --> 01:15:45,044 SHASTA: Disturbing me on my day of rest. 1519 01:15:45,354 --> 01:15:48,050 l'm so sorry. We're here -- a friend of yours recommended you 1520 01:15:48,357 --> 01:15:50,689 because we're actually from a new cable reality show, 1521 01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:53,590 and we are doing a segment on high-rollin' strollers. 1522 01:15:53,696 --> 01:15:55,095 Kind of a ''Cribs''-type show. 1523 01:15:55,431 --> 01:15:56,056 Ziggy sent you? 1524 01:15:56,365 --> 01:15:59,732 lt's not Ziggy. lt's a friend of yours actually down in Watts. 1525 01:15:59,835 --> 01:16:01,393 Oh, yeah, that's right. Watts. 1526 01:16:01,503 --> 01:16:03,937 That's the real shit. That's the down low, man. That's the real-- 1527 01:16:04,106 --> 01:16:06,006 BELLA: We can maybe come in and talk some business propositions? 1528 01:16:06,108 --> 01:16:07,598 SHASTA: Yeah that's right. Watch the feet. Watch the feet. 1529 01:16:07,710 --> 01:16:09,575 Watch the feet. And then, watch the-- bam! -- right in the face. 1530 01:16:09,678 --> 01:16:10,576 -Mr. Shasta? -Yo. 1531 01:16:10,713 --> 01:16:12,544 l just wanna check out your facilities and see if they qualify. 1532 01:16:12,648 --> 01:16:15,082 Oh, yeah, l'm so sorry. My hospitality was all down. 1533 01:16:15,384 --> 01:16:17,818 l was meditating. l was thinking about Buddha, ganja. 1534 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,353 l was thinking about Yoda. 1535 01:16:20,422 --> 01:16:21,719 Welcome to the Shasta domain. 1536 01:16:21,824 --> 01:16:23,485 That's right. Shasta domain's always ready for a fight. 1537 01:16:23,592 --> 01:16:24,889 Ready for somebody to come in here and fight it. 1538 01:16:25,060 --> 01:16:26,687 Bam! -- right in the face. 1539 01:16:26,862 --> 01:16:28,591 You found the number-one rolling crib in the house, man. 1540 01:16:28,697 --> 01:16:29,925 This shit is rolling, rolling. 1541 01:16:30,032 --> 01:16:31,522 l got my fine piano here. 1542 01:16:31,634 --> 01:16:34,068 l got real magical fingers. You can't hear right now-- 1543 01:16:34,370 --> 01:16:35,962 Mr. Shasta, we don't actually have that much time. 1544 01:16:36,071 --> 01:16:38,062 We just need to make sure you're a high roller. 1545 01:16:38,374 --> 01:16:39,807 l am a high roller! 1546 01:16:39,909 --> 01:16:43,367 l roll like l'm tall. And l got TVs. 1547 01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:45,504 l can watch The Brady Bunch, Jetsons, 1548 01:16:45,614 --> 01:16:47,707 l can watch all five big screens at once. 1549 01:16:47,816 --> 01:16:49,113 -[ Shasta's cell phone rings ] -l got to take this. 1550 01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:50,715 You know, l be getting calls all the time. 1551 01:16:50,819 --> 01:16:53,379 Oh. Yeah, please, take your time. 1552 01:16:53,489 --> 01:16:55,650 -Yo, who this? -Oh, my God! 1553 01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:58,918 No, l had to erase it because people be calling. 1554 01:16:59,094 --> 01:17:01,995 lch hab" nicht gesagt, Mami, ich brauch" dein... 1555 01:17:02,097 --> 01:17:04,691 Look, Mom, l'll call you later. l got people from the television here. 1556 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,062 lt's really important. 1557 01:17:06,168 --> 01:17:07,999 Ja, ich ruf' dich an spater. 1558 01:17:08,103 --> 01:17:09,502 All right. All right, girl. 1559 01:17:09,605 --> 01:17:10,594 Peace. 1560 01:17:10,773 --> 01:17:12,832 But, as you can see, we are in the front room here. 1561 01:17:12,942 --> 01:17:14,671 This is where magic be happening -- over here, over here. 1562 01:17:14,777 --> 01:17:16,608 lt be happening all around. 1563 01:17:16,712 --> 01:17:18,577 And we are stars. Everybody's a star. 1564 01:17:18,681 --> 01:17:19,875 Come here. Check it out, Cameraman. 1565 01:17:19,982 --> 01:17:22,177 This right here -- that look beautiful, don't it? 1566 01:17:22,484 --> 01:17:23,576 That is the eye. 1567 01:17:23,686 --> 01:17:28,589 Now, that's made from the skins of an endangered species of stingray. 1568 01:17:28,691 --> 01:17:32,058 Actually, that's the fake eye to mislead the predator. 1569 01:17:32,161 --> 01:17:33,753 You calling my cover ''fake'', man? 1570 01:17:33,862 --> 01:17:36,592 l paid, like, beaucoup for that, man. That's the real deal, right there. 1571 01:17:36,699 --> 01:17:37,427 That's the real deal. 1572 01:17:37,533 --> 01:17:37,999 The eye is fake. 1573 01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:39,692 Don't be coming into my house and telling me my shit is fake. 1574 01:17:39,802 --> 01:17:42,600 l let everybody in here, and now you be saying my shit is fake? 1575 01:17:42,705 --> 01:17:44,764 No, Mr. Shasta, l think he's just admiring that. 1576 01:17:44,873 --> 01:17:46,932 The eye is fake to mislead the predator. 1577 01:17:47,109 --> 01:17:48,508 Okay, l hear what you're saying, man. 1578 01:17:48,610 --> 01:17:50,510 l was just playin'. l was just playin'. 1579 01:17:50,612 --> 01:17:51,738 Fantastic. 1580 01:17:51,847 --> 01:17:54,111 SHASTA: lt's -- yeah. lt's, it's, it's -- l love it. 1581 01:17:54,216 --> 01:17:54,978 This my baby. 1582 01:17:55,084 --> 01:17:56,949 Shasta, is there any way we could sit down and have a little chat? 1583 01:17:57,052 --> 01:18:00,818 Because we have, l think, an offer that you might be interested in. 1584 01:18:00,923 --> 01:18:01,947 Oh, yeah, man. 1585 01:18:02,057 --> 01:18:03,490 We could be sitting, like -- 1586 01:18:03,592 --> 01:18:05,822 you know, let me slip into something a little more comfortable, 1587 01:18:05,928 --> 01:18:08,089 and then, uh, you know, 1588 01:18:08,197 --> 01:18:11,496 we could, uh, we could talk about shit. 1589 01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:13,464 Please have a seat. Please, Producer, have a seat. 1590 01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:15,594 Cameraman, come on over. Don't be shy. 1591 01:18:15,704 --> 01:18:19,196 So tell me. . . what do you do? 1592 01:18:19,508 --> 01:18:20,805 Well, l'm an artist. 1593 01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:23,503 l mean, Shasta's an artist and producer, 1594 01:18:23,612 --> 01:18:26,706 a rapper, a hip-hopper, l'm a fighter. 1595 01:18:26,849 --> 01:18:29,477 l know heads in, like, N.Y.C., L.A., Denver. . . 1596 01:18:29,585 --> 01:18:31,177 BELLA: So, how do you make your. . .? 1597 01:18:31,487 --> 01:18:32,476 SHASTA: l have been blessed, 1598 01:18:32,588 --> 01:18:33,919 l've mean, bless-ed, blesses, blessings-- 1599 01:18:34,023 --> 01:18:35,490 BELLA: Trust fund? 1600 01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:38,059 That's right. l'm a ''Trust-afari.'' Shast-i. 1601 01:18:38,227 --> 01:18:40,491 So, we may have some party favors 1602 01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:42,996 to offer you for your next soiree. 1603 01:18:43,098 --> 01:18:45,658 Right, right. Like firecrackers, like-- 1604 01:18:45,834 --> 01:18:49,895 My producer here has some tree that you might be interested in. 1605 01:18:50,005 --> 01:18:51,632 l got -- you want to trapeze? 1606 01:18:51,740 --> 01:18:53,708 l got trees outside that can swing into the pool. 1607 01:18:53,809 --> 01:18:54,503 We did that at one party. 1608 01:18:54,610 --> 01:18:55,508 BELLA: Some marijuana. 1609 01:18:55,611 --> 01:18:56,669 Oh, yeah, right! l was just playin'. 1610 01:18:56,779 --> 01:18:58,007 Yeah, that's right! Marijuana! 1611 01:18:58,113 --> 01:18:58,772 Shit! Of course! 1612 01:18:58,881 --> 01:19:01,179 l mean, you can't have no party without no trees! 1613 01:19:01,550 --> 01:19:04,849 All right. My partner and l happened to come across 1614 01:19:04,953 --> 01:19:07,922 a pound of medical-grade chronic. 1615 01:19:08,023 --> 01:19:09,217 Oh, my God. 1616 01:19:09,525 --> 01:19:13,086 Oh, my -- God bless Allah. Be praised, Rastafari! 1617 01:19:13,195 --> 01:19:14,662 Thank you very much! 1618 01:19:14,763 --> 01:19:16,253 This ain't legal, is it? Man, we can't be like-- 1619 01:19:16,565 --> 01:19:18,032 BELLA: Oh, yeah. We're talking medical grade. 1620 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,191 Oh, the legal illegal! The new medical grade! 1621 01:19:20,302 --> 01:19:23,203 The new -- that shit, they chemically enhance it. 1622 01:19:23,305 --> 01:19:24,897 -That's really strong. -BELLA: Oh, it's strong. 1623 01:19:25,074 --> 01:19:28,134 And l think we can give him a deal, because, you know? 1624 01:19:28,277 --> 01:19:32,976 All right, we're willing to let it go for $1 56.25 an ounce. 1625 01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:37,141 -32 ounces in a pound. -SHASTA: That's right. 1626 01:19:37,252 --> 01:19:41,211 -1 56 times 32 equals 5 G. -SHASTA: Right. 1627 01:19:41,323 --> 01:19:43,587 l feel like l'm being. . . 1628 01:19:43,692 --> 01:19:46,160 BOTH: Robbed. 1629 01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:47,226 Excuse me one second. . . 1630 01:19:47,329 --> 01:19:49,297 -Are you sure you want--? -SHASTA: Talk amongst yourselves. 1631 01:19:49,598 --> 01:19:50,758 BELLA: That's a pretty amazing deal. 1632 01:19:50,933 --> 01:19:52,560 -LEO: He seems cool. -BELLA: We can get way more. 1633 01:19:52,701 --> 01:19:55,898 He's got a very nice house, and we are in a situation. 1634 01:19:56,071 --> 01:19:59,199 5 G's, one pound. . . Let me see -- one, five. . . 1635 01:19:59,308 --> 01:20:01,742 lt's gonna be -- carry the. . . 1636 01:20:01,844 --> 01:20:03,038 Um. . . 1637 01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:04,669 Can you tell me the numbers again? 1638 01:20:04,847 --> 01:20:07,782 BELLA: Obviously, we need cash. 1639 01:20:07,950 --> 01:20:10,180 -BELLA: There it is. -SHASTA: Oh, my God! 1640 01:20:10,285 --> 01:20:11,946 -BELLA: There you go. -SHASTA: Oh, my God! That. . . 1641 01:20:12,054 --> 01:20:13,043 Oh, my God! 1642 01:20:13,155 --> 01:20:14,952 Oh. . . 1643 01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:20,125 Oh, man, that's the sticky-icky! That's the Bin Laden armpit! 1644 01:20:20,229 --> 01:20:22,220 That's like cave hopping-- 1645 01:20:22,331 --> 01:20:26,267 Plus this to seal the deal. To match your bike. 1646 01:20:26,368 --> 01:20:28,029 SHASTA: Aw, you shouldn't have, man. 1647 01:20:30,272 --> 01:20:31,261 BELLA: We got to go. 1648 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,136 You guys are, like, my nice best friends. 1649 01:20:33,242 --> 01:20:34,903 Come here, you! Come here! 1650 01:20:35,077 --> 01:20:39,013 MlLO: Holy shit! Run! Run before he changes his mind! 1651 01:20:44,153 --> 01:20:47,088 l think we're gonna be early, guys! 1652 01:20:47,189 --> 01:20:49,714 Like, 20 minutes early. 1653 01:20:51,627 --> 01:20:53,288 What you eating, Taco? 1654 01:20:53,395 --> 01:20:54,327 What you eating? 1655 01:20:54,630 --> 01:20:56,291 -Oh, shit. -BELLA: What? 1656 01:20:56,398 --> 01:20:58,229 -MlLO: Oh, shit. -LEO: What? 1657 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:01,166 He just ate the laxatives. 1658 01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:03,295 -BELLA: What?! -The Mexican laxatives. 1659 01:21:03,405 --> 01:21:06,101 BELLA: Oh, my God! He's going to have an ass-plosion! 1660 01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:09,302 Poor Taco! Oh, no, Taco! 1661 01:21:09,411 --> 01:21:11,208 -MlLO: You better pull over. -BELLA: l can't. 1662 01:21:11,313 --> 01:21:13,372 l'm on the fucking freeway. How am l going to pull over? 1663 01:21:13,682 --> 01:21:18,085 LEO: Yeah, that's gonna smell bad. You're not going to like that at all. 1664 01:21:28,096 --> 01:21:29,996 -MlLO: What the fuck? -BELLA: What? What is that? 1665 01:21:31,433 --> 01:21:33,924 -LEO: What? -BELLA: ls that a cop? 1666 01:21:34,036 --> 01:21:36,368 -ls that for me? -MlLO: Shit! Fuck! 1667 01:21:36,672 --> 01:21:37,798 Oh, my God, we are so fucked! 1668 01:21:37,906 --> 01:21:39,203 BELLA: Was l speeding? 1669 01:21:39,308 --> 01:21:41,105 -LEO: Bella, just switch with me. -BELLA: No! 1670 01:21:41,210 --> 01:21:43,144 -MlLO: No, no, no. Be reasonable. -BELLA: What? No! Leo! 1671 01:21:43,245 --> 01:21:44,837 -LEO: Better me than you. -BELLA: No! Are you crazy? 1672 01:21:44,947 --> 01:21:45,971 l'm not switching with you! 1673 01:21:46,081 --> 01:21:48,345 You don't wanna fucking go to prison for a stolen car, Bella! 1674 01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:50,042 -l'm not moving! -You don't want a fucking record! 1675 01:21:50,152 --> 01:21:52,916 BELLA: l'm a first-time offender. l'll be fine! Leo! 1676 01:21:53,021 --> 01:21:55,012 Stop it! Are you fucking crazy? Stop it! 1677 01:21:55,123 --> 01:21:56,181 -Are you crazy?! -MlLO: Leo! 1678 01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:57,986 We'll just explain to them what happened -- Leo! 1679 01:21:58,093 --> 01:21:59,754 LEO: Just switch with me! BELLA: Leo! Stop it! 1680 01:21:59,861 --> 01:22:02,159 -[ Siren wails ] -Get the fuck off of me! 1681 01:22:02,264 --> 01:22:04,027 What the fuck are you doing? This is insane! 1682 01:22:04,132 --> 01:22:07,124 You're gonna go to fucking prison after everything we've done today? 1683 01:22:07,236 --> 01:22:08,260 -Stop! -MlLO: Leo, Leo! l got an idea. 1684 01:22:08,370 --> 01:22:10,167 Just tell them you're me. Tell them you're me! 1685 01:22:10,272 --> 01:22:12,740 LEO: l've done that. That's why you don't have a driver's license. 1686 01:22:12,841 --> 01:22:13,933 -BELLA: Stop. -LEO: Just relax. 1687 01:22:14,042 --> 01:22:14,872 BELLA: No! 1688 01:22:36,365 --> 01:22:38,128 -Do you know why l stopped you? -No, Officer. 1689 01:22:38,233 --> 01:22:39,165 A couple of reasons -- 1690 01:22:39,268 --> 01:22:41,793 your left taillight's out, and you almost hit two cars back there. 1691 01:22:41,903 --> 01:22:43,097 -l'm sorry, l-- -You been drinking tonight? 1692 01:22:43,205 --> 01:22:45,969 No, it's our dog. He's been jumping up and down. 1693 01:22:46,141 --> 01:22:48,132 Taco, platz! Platz! 1694 01:22:48,243 --> 01:22:49,938 POLlCEMAN: Your license and registration. 1695 01:22:50,045 --> 01:22:51,979 LEO: l don't have a license and registration. 1696 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:55,049 POLlCEMAN: l'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle. 1697 01:22:55,150 --> 01:22:56,515 LEO: Okay. 1698 01:22:59,454 --> 01:23:03,185 [ Open-door signal dings, Leo clears throat ] 1699 01:23:06,395 --> 01:23:08,386 Milo, turn it off. 1700 01:23:15,837 --> 01:23:19,796 LEO: All right? lt's up to you, but l have 1 0 minutes to get there. 1701 01:23:19,908 --> 01:23:22,138 We'll walk there. 1702 01:23:24,012 --> 01:23:28,176 My brother and his wife, they have a dog-- 1703 01:23:28,283 --> 01:23:31,218 POLlCEMAN: Hey, shut that camera off now! 1704 01:23:31,353 --> 01:23:32,945 What's going on with the police dog? 1705 01:23:33,055 --> 01:23:34,989 How did you come up with a police dog? 1706 01:23:35,090 --> 01:23:36,887 LEO: We're trying to raise money to get into rehab. 1707 01:23:36,992 --> 01:23:38,459 We're trying to sell him. 1708 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:41,222 No one would buy him. 1709 01:23:41,330 --> 01:23:42,991 Actually, he's trained in Germany. 1710 01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:53,002 [ Taco barks ] 1711 01:23:53,108 --> 01:23:58,068 -BELLA: Bye, Taco! Bye, Taco! -MlLO: Bye, Taco! 1712 01:24:00,315 --> 01:24:02,215 Oh, my God! 1713 01:24:02,317 --> 01:24:03,841 [ Laughs ] 1714 01:24:03,952 --> 01:24:06,978 Come on! We gotta hurry! 1715 01:24:07,089 --> 01:24:09,421 BELLA: That was insane! 1716 01:24:10,325 --> 01:24:12,259 LEO: See? lt's dangerous living with an addict. 1717 01:24:12,394 --> 01:24:15,830 -Now you"re shooting. -BELLA: l'm just a casual user, see? 1718 01:24:15,931 --> 01:24:19,094 -l can stop whenever l want. -MlLO: Yeah, right. 1719 01:24:19,201 --> 01:24:20,896 Bella, we got 1 0 minutes. Come on! 1720 01:24:21,002 --> 01:24:22,492 BELLA: How far is it? 1721 01:24:29,911 --> 01:24:32,471 BELLA: All right, let me get a shot of the brothers' triumphant arrival. 1722 01:24:33,415 --> 01:24:35,144 Do you know how annoying that is? 1723 01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:36,911 [ Bella laughs ] 1724 01:24:40,489 --> 01:24:41,888 We made it! 1725 01:24:42,391 --> 01:24:44,450 Should we come in with you? 1726 01:24:45,227 --> 01:24:46,455 -l got it. -You sure? 1727 01:24:46,561 --> 01:24:49,496 -Yeah. -You got the money? 1728 01:24:52,167 --> 01:24:54,499 LEO: See you in six months. 1729 01:24:55,404 --> 01:24:57,964 Each day better than the next, right? 1730 01:24:58,073 --> 01:25:02,407 Exactly. Every day gets worse, like l always say. 1731 01:25:03,044 --> 01:25:05,239 BELLA: Bye! 1732 01:25:06,047 --> 01:25:07,139 [ Leo chuckles ] 1733 01:25:07,249 --> 01:25:08,216 Bye! 1734 01:25:08,316 --> 01:25:10,216 -[ Bella squeals ] -MlLO: Hey, hey! What's the matter? 1735 01:25:10,318 --> 01:25:11,512 Handshake ain't good enough for you? 1736 01:25:11,620 --> 01:25:13,884 [ Bella and Milo laugh ] 1737 01:25:13,989 --> 01:25:16,423 Tell Carmen l love her. 1738 01:25:17,659 --> 01:25:19,490 Bye. 1739 01:25:21,930 --> 01:25:23,420 Thanks. 1740 01:25:36,211 --> 01:25:38,338 MlLO: Now what are we going to do? 1741 01:25:38,447 --> 01:25:41,245 -BELLA: We'll figure it out. -MlLO: We don't have a car. 1742 01:25:41,349 --> 01:25:43,909 -BELLA: We'll make it back. -MlLO: Should we take a bus? 1743 01:25:44,019 --> 01:25:46,920 BELLA: Do they have buses in L.A.? 1744 01:25:51,460 --> 01:25:53,325 MlLO: Come on! 1745 01:26:10,979 --> 01:26:12,412 Let's see how he's adjusting. 1746 01:26:12,514 --> 01:26:15,244 BELLA: lt's been an hour. 1747 01:26:16,251 --> 01:26:18,651 MlLO: We just dropped off my brother. 1748 01:26:18,954 --> 01:26:21,047 About an hour ago. 1749 01:26:21,156 --> 01:26:23,249 Leonardo Strombo. Yeah, Leo! 1750 01:26:23,391 --> 01:26:27,088 l just want to see how he's doing. 1751 01:26:29,064 --> 01:26:30,656 What do you mean? 1752 01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:33,361 Okay. 1753 01:26:34,536 --> 01:26:36,470 Thank you. 1754 01:26:41,610 --> 01:26:43,544 BELLA: What happened? 1755 01:26:46,448 --> 01:26:48,109 He left. 133516