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[ Kazoos ]
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Hey, how's it going, Frank ?
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Not so good. I can't seem to get
this photon channeler working.
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Well, you'd better
figure it out.
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- The colonel wants to show
the system to the top brass next month.
- I know, I know.
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[ Men Shouting ]
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-[ Loud Bang ]
- What was that ?
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- What's that sound out there ?
- [ Alarm Blaring ]
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It's a break-in !
Erase the access code !
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X-Y-4--
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Both Groan ]
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[ Alarm Continues
Blaring, Stops ]
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All clear.
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Neatly done, Fernlick.
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- It's, uh, Fenwick, sir.
- Oh.
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- Are they dead ?
- No, sir. Merely unconscious.
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Good, good.
You know how I hate violence.
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Mmm. Nice shine.
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-Uh, what next, sir ?
-Well, obviously, we establish our base.
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- And where will that be ?
- The last place on Earth they'd look.
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A place called...
3rd Street School.
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Last day of school sale,
boys and girls.
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Get your celebratory
contraband right here.
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Shaving cream, T.P., goofy string,
maps of the teachers' houses.
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I'll take one of them maps,
Hustler Kid.
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Hey, Diggers, let's party.
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Can't now. Gotta finish filling up
our holes before the end of the day.
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Won't be able to dig 'em up next year
if we don't fill 'em now.
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[ Spitting ]
Hey ! Big kids bury me !
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Oops.
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I, King Bob, in my last official
act before entering middle school,
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hereby anoint this boy here
King Freddie the Second.
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May you boss around
all of the kids with fairness.
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The king has graduated !
Long live the king !
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- [ Cheering ]
- [ "Hail to the Chief" ]
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Elbow up !
Eyes forward !
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You call that kazoo playing ?
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- Ah, ceremony.
- I'm, like, moved, Ashley A.
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Say what you want about their
personal lives, Ashley Q.
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The royals have such style.
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Keep 'em comin' !
Let's go !
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Ms. Finster, the kids are practically
mad with last-day-of-school fever !
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Of course they are, Randall.
They're animals living by pure instinct.
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I've got a list
of infractions a mile long:
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The Diggers
hit a water main,
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- the kindergarteners
are feasting on paste,
- Never mind, Randall.
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Hustler Kid is, uh--
Did you say "never mind" ?
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That's right, Randall. What I've
got here is bigger, much bigger.
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All this year I've been holding
back on the ice cream, hiding it
from all those little savages.
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Just look at it, Randall.
I'm counting 1 00, maybe 200 cases of it.
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What are you going to do
with all those ice creams ?
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Sell 'em back to the district,
of course.
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Think of all the chalk
and erasers we can get.
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But, Ms. Finster,
I've got dirt on everybody.
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Well, everybody except
Detweiler and his pals.
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Come to think of it,
I haven't seen those guys anywhere.
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Ah, forget about 'em, Randall.
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There's nothing T.j. Detweiler and his
hooligan friends can do to stop me now.
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Well, that should do it.
There's enough here for everyone.
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Good. Then it's party time.
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Kids of the playground !
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I give you ice cream !
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Pull !
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[ Cheering ]
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- Ice cream !
- Choco-pops !
- Fudge bars !
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Fudgsicle !
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My ice cream !
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Stop it !
Stop it, I say !
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You little monsters
are in trouble now !
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-just wait'll Principal Prickly
finds out about this !
-Attention, students!
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- This is Principal Prickly talking.
- Ooh, that was fast.
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Some of you may have noticed
ice cream on the playground.
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I will not stand for this. This
ice cream should be eaten immediately.
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Huh ?
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[ Cheering ]
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In addition, I want you all to ignore
Ms. Finster, no matter what she says...
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about ice cream
or anything else.
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- [ Cheering Continues ]
- [ Muttering ] This can't be happening.
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Furthermore, I want to inform you
all that I have a fat, saggy butt...
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which I like to scratch
every hour on the hour.
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Also, I want to apologize
to all of you...
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for being such a mean principal,
taking away hall passes,
giving guys recess detention,
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refusing to accept sick notes
just 'cause it doesn't look
like a guy's mom's signature,
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making kids stand at the wall
for ten whole minutes, with no break!
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Man, I feel ashamed of myself for all
the terrible, rotten things I've done.
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And next year,
I promise to--
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Why, Principal Prickly, sir,
what a surprise.
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Why do you do this to me, Detweiler ?
Do you enjoy tormenting me ?
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- Do you hate me ?
- On the contrary, sir, I have
the utmost respect for you.
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Don't be smart with me, boy. All year
long you've been pushing me, testing me.
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- I don't know what you mean, sir.
- Oh, really ?
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How about the time you convinced
the F.B.I. I was a Chinese agent
and got me arrested ?
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You were giving us a speech on
personal hygiene. You had to be stopped.
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How about the time
you forged my signature
and ordered a motorboat for the school ?
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It was for the kindergarteners.
Owning a boat's always been
kind of a dream of theirs.
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I've had enough of your pranks.
This time I'm really gonna
throw the book at you.
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With all due respect, sir, you'd better
get throwing, 'cause you're out of time.
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- Huh ?
- It's the last day of school, sir.
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I've only got 20 more seconds
of fourth grade left. Look.
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In some ways, people,
this day is a bummer for me.
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But in other ways
it's the ultimate high,
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because every milestone that you kids
pass is another step towards--
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- Uh, Miss Grotke ?
- Yes, Spinelli ?
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I don't mean
to interrupt, but--
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Oh, yes !
Be my guest.
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[ Kids In Unison ]
Six, five, four, three, two, one--
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-[ Bell Rings ]
- [ Cheering ]
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- Whoo !
- Whoo-hoo !
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[ Laughing ]
Yeah !
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[ Together]
Scandalous !
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Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand-new beat
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- Summer's here
- You eat paste ! You eat paste !
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And the time is right
for dancin'in the street
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- [ Stops ]
- Hey ! No running in the halls !
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Yeah, what's the big deal ?
It's just the end of the school year.
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[ Together]
The end of the school year ?
- Whoo-hoo !
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It doesn't matter
what you wear
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- Whoo-hoo ! [ Laughing ]
- Just as long as you are there
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Girls, what shall we do with
the rest of this corn chowder ?
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[ Sniffs ] Aw, leave it in the kettle.
It'll keep till September.
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- [ All Laughing ]
- They'll be dancing
Dancing in the street
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- They're dancin'in the street
- Dancing in the street
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See you next year,
Principal Prickly.
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You'd better do some
growing up this summer, young man.
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[ Sighs ]
I hate my job.
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There'll be laughin'
singin'
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And records playin'
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Dancin'in the street
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Look at those hooligans.
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Actually, I think it's a wonderful
expression of freedom and joy.
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I'll tell you a wonderful expression
of freedom and joy.
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Twelve weeks of nothing but me at the
West Side Golf Course, and no Detweiler.
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I second that emotion, sir.
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Man, Teej,
that prank was sweet.
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Yeah, you should've seen
Finster's face-- I thought
she was gonna blow a gasket.
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Those limesicles were tasty.
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A tasty beginning
to a tasty summer.
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Twelve weeks of nothing but
riding bikes, hanging out at the lake...
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and T.P.-ing
the West Side Golf Course.
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Summer vacation--
the ultimate recess.
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Yeah, I can't wait
to get to baseball camp.
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Baseball camp ?
What are you talking about ?
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Actually, Teej,
I'm gonna be out of town too.
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Big-time Wrestling Federation
has this training camp,
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and I gotta learn some new moves
if I'm ever gonna turn pro.
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- But, Spinelli--
- It's military camp for me.
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My dad says I need to
learn to be a leader.
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I shall be attending
the Mt. Van Buren Space Camp.
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- Don't wanna let those
science geeks get ahead of me.
- You're all going to camp ?
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- Not me.
- Thank goodness.
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The Young Voices Training Program
doesn't like the word "camp."
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They provide opportunities for aspiring
singers to train their voices...
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in a rigorous
yet supportive setting.
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But summer's gonna be ruined.
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What am I gonna do ? Play baseball
by myself? Watch reruns ? Read ?
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Sorry, man, but we gotta
think about our futures.
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Yeah, we can't waste the whole summer
just fooling around like kids.
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- But we are kids !
- Actually, as of the completion
of fourth grade,
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we are technically considered
pre-young adults.
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And next year
we won't even be "pre."
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But--
[ Sighs ]
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All right, let's make the most
of the time we've got left.
When do you all leave ?
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- First thing in the morning.
- Oh, man.
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[ Chattering ]
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Well, there's my bus.
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- Better get going.
- Yeah, same here.
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Bye, Teej.
Try to have some fun, okay ?
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Don't worry, buddy.
You'll have a great time without us.
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I don't know, Vince.
All my plans were made for six.
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Don't tell me you Ashleys
are going to baseball camp.
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Eeew !
As if!
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Cheerleading camp
is right across the lake. Duh !
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I hope it's a big lake.
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[ Horn Honks ]
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Ah, space camp.
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Wonder if they'll
let us make craters.
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Hey, Hustler Kid,
I didn't know you wrestled.
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I don't.
I'm pre-management.
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Besides, my research tells me
that kids who wrestle trade
the most for contraband snacks.
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Which reminds me--
Wanna buy a Winger-Dinger ?
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All right, all the kindergarten
performers on the bus first.
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-[ All Shouting ]
- Me Viking!
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Me Viking !
Me Viking ! Me Viking !
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Bon voyage...
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[ Adult Baritone ]
T.j.
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[ Applause ]
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Big kid sing good.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Well, Teej,
there's my transport.
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Why don't you come with ?
Military camp's gonna be a blast !
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Griswald, you maggot,
get your fanny over here now !
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Thanks, Gus, but I think I'll
stick it out at home this summer.
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Okay, but you don't know
what you're missing.
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- Hiya, Captain Brad !
- I don't like you, Griswald.
I am not your friend !
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- Do I make myself clear ?
- Yes, sir ! Not looking
for friendship, sir !
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Good luck, Gus.
You're gonna need it.
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Man, this summer's
gonna whomp.
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One is
the loneliest number
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That you'll ever do
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Two can be
as bad as one
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It's the loneliest number
since the number one
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[ Bird Squawking ]
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No is
the saddest experience
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You'll ever know
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Yes, it's
the saddest experience
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You'll ever know
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'Cause one
is the loneliest number
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That you'll ever do
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One is
the loneliest number
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Whoa-ohh
worse than two
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And so, the summer season
officially begins...
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with kids all over the country
rushing off to camp.
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In other news, the national
No Recess movement...
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has hit a serious
stumbling block...
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with the disappearance
of its leader,
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former Secretary of Education
Phillium Benedict.
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Benedict, fired by the president
two years ago for his extremist views,
has recently been--
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No recess ?
What a bunch of hogwash.
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[ Yawns ]
Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
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Are you just getting up now ?
Geez, you're sleeping away
your whole vacation.
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Why don't you go play
with your friends ?
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What friends ? The ones
who abandoned me and went to camp ?
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Now, T.j., I know there are
other boys around this summer.
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Mrs. Ween says Randall is available.
Do you want me to make a play date ?
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- A play date ?
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
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Bye, T-jerk.
228
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,240
Now, Becky, be nice
to your little brother.
229
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,240
He's feeling S-A-D right now.
230
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:12,770
- I can spell, Mom.
- Well, unlike some kids,
I gotta get to work.
231
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,780
Mr. Walsh says if I can
master the Vatman 2000,
232
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:19,250
I'll be assistant manager
by the end of the summer,
and you know what that means--
233
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,260
I'll get to drive
the Floppy Burger truck.
234
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,020
Boy, she's sure
aiming for the stars.
235
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,930
At least she's not sitting
around the house, moping all summer.
236
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,440
Going to a play date
with Randall.
237
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,940
Man, I can't believe
I sunk this low.
238
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,940
This is the worst summer ever.
239
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,100
[ Loud Zap ]
240
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:48,020
- What the heck ?
- [ Loud Zap ]
241
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,680
- That's weird.
- Hey,you!
242
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,550
Get away from that fence !
243
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,860
Hey, Dad, what do they
use the school for during the summer ?
244
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,130
They lock it up.
It's empty. Why ?
245
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,270
Today, when I was riding by,
I saw this scary guy and--
246
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,140
I'm sure he was just
cleaning up.
247
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:20,110
I think something weird's going on
in there-- something really weird.
248
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,620
[ Sighs ]
Mrs. La Salle was right.
249
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,980
We should've sent him
to some kind of camp.
250
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,530
9:3 2 a.m. Ugly bald guy
still guarding school.
251
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,740
[ Horn Honks ]
252
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,980
Staging area one.
253
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,480
- Give me a hand with this.
- Got it.
254
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:58,320
9:3 2-and-a-half a.m.
Grownups wrong. School's not empty.
255
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,910
[ Loud Zap ]
256
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,990
9:3 2 and three quarters.
Green glow in window again.
257
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,090
I'm going in
for a closer look.
258
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,940
[ Loud Zap ]
259
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,950
All right,
go ahead and elevate it.
260
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,020
[ Gasps ]
261
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,190
Mom ! Mom !
262
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,020
- [ Groans ]
- T.j. ! Are you all right ?
263
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,190
Those guys at the school, they're doing
some kind of evil experiment !
264
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,130
That bonk on the head
must've rattled your little brain.
265
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,030
- But, Mom--
- You're feverish.
266
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,800
You wait right here.
I'll go get the baby thermometer
and the petroleum jelly.
267
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:53,710
Uh, Dad, Dad !
268
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,370
- Dad !
- What is it, boy ?
269
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,880
Those bad guys have a laser beam
and they're lifting this safe--
270
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,680
T.j., did you run into
the sliding glass door again ?
271
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,810
No, but-- Yeah, but--
Gaaah !
272
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,220
Come back ! Your mom's gonna
want to take your temperature !
273
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:14,060
Okay, kid,
we got it all in the report.
274
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:17,060
We'll take care of
those mad scientists.
275
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:20,070
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, no one's gonna
levitate any safe on my watch.
276
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,310
Ooh, look, Artie,
somebody's levitating my doughnut...
277
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,310
with a laser beam !
278
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:33,070
-[ Laughing Continues ]
- Go home, kid! Go home!
279
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,080
Laugh at me, will ya ?
280
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:38,350
- I'm gonna be a taxpayer someday !
-[ Man ] Have a good round.
281
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,910
Principal Prickly !
282
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,920
Wait !
283
00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:50,870
Yeah, you guys
did it right.
284
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:54,270
Psychology, law, waste management--
good, solid careers.
285
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,270
Me, I'm stuck with a bunch
of pain-in-the-neck kids all year.
286
00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:01,330
- Pete, are you gonna putt
or grouse all day ?
- Okay, okay, here goes.
287
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,340
-[ Tj.] Principal Prickly!
- Ohh !
288
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,780
You gotta come quick !
It's an emergency !
289
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,790
Well, well, well, if it isn't
Mr. Ice Cream For Everyone.
290
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:13,790
- This is that kid
I was telling you about.
- The "saggy butt" kid ?
291
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:17,190
- Hey, hey, whatever happened to
doctor-patient confidentiality ?
- Sorry.
292
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,960
Something weird's
going on in the school.
I saw these mad scientists and--
293
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,900
Yeah, yeah, very funny.
I'm not falling for another one
of your so-called jokes.
294
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,400
- How dumb do you think I am ?
- It's not a joke, sir.
295
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:29,700
They have this laser beam, and--
296
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,900
Aw, please, Principal Prickly, you gotta
believe me ! The school's in danger !
297
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,910
Give me a break,
Detweiler.
298
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,910
Come on.
Go with the kid, Pete.
299
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,910
- This isn't the kind of issue
you should be avoiding.
- [ All Laughing ]
300
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:43,420
All right, Detweiler,
let's get this over with.
301
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:56,090
Looks fine to me.
Now can I go back to my golf game ?
302
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:59,030
Just wait till you get inside.
You'll see.
303
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,660
Oh, the things I do
for you kids.
304
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,100
Sometimes I think you were
put on this Earth just to--
305
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:07,270
- Aaah !
- Aaah !
306
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,620
Aaah !
307
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,320
[ Panting ]
1 1 :57 a.m.
308
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,330
Principal Prickly
dematerialized...
309
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,330
in a horrifying field
of electricity.
310
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,340
The cops won't listen.
Mom and Dad won't listen.
311
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,340
I gotta get the guys together.
It's the only way.
312
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,870
Like, I am so through
with him, Melissa.
313
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,380
He asked me if I spoke French,
then winked at me.
314
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,380
Becky, you gotta help me !
I need a ride up to Chesterville !
315
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:49,380
Are you kidding ? I'm not doing anything
for you, you little dork.
316
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,890
"Oh, how I dream of the mustache fuzz
on jimmy's sweaty lips...
317
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,890
glistening as he cooks in the light
of a dozen hamburger heat lamps."
318
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,890
- Hey, that's my diary ! Give me that !
- Ah-ah-ah. I've got copies.
319
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,230
Either you give me a ride,
or this baby hits the Internet.
320
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,470
Get your motor runnin'
321
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,510
Head out on the highway
322
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,510
Thanks for driving me, Becky.
323
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,510
You're the sweetest big sister
a kid could ask for.
324
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,520
And you are the annoying pet monkey
I wish I never got!
325
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,520
Hey, I try to keep things
interesting.
326
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:28,280
Next rest stop, pull in.
I gotta take care of business.
327
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,290
Get that front leg up,
Biggles.
328
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,800
You call that a pitch,
Hornsby ?
329
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,800
Come on, La Salle !
Throw it, don't aim it !
330
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,800
I know, I know !
331
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,800
Man, I can pitch just fine
when I'm with my friends.
332
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:45,900
Psst! Psst!
333
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:49,740
- T.j., what are you doing here ?
- You gotta come back to town.
It's an emergency.
334
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,610
What ? I can't just leave.
335
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,110
Something weird
is going on at school.
336
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,410
- Principal Prickly got dematerialized.
- Dematerialized ?
337
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:59,480
- T.j., you're crazy.
- Am I ?
338
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:04,660
Mt. Van Buren ? That's 20 miles away.
I'm not taking you there.
339
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,160
"Dear Diary,
I dreamed ofjimmy again.
340
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,160
He was rocking me so gently,
341
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:13,400
-just like he rocks the grease off
a basket of hot and steamy onion rings."
- [ Moans ]
342
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,900
- Whoa ! Let me look at that.
-jerks.
343
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:27,170
Hey, you kids ! Get away from
that fake Martian landscape !
344
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,180
- Miss Director ! Miss Director !
- What is it now, Gretchen ?
345
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:34,190
I've been studying the moon with the
200-inch telescope at the observatory,
346
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,190
and I've detected some peculiar
eccentricities in its orbit.
347
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:41,960
Gretchen, maybe you should try out one
of these neat antigravity harnesses.
348
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:43,960
The other kids love 'em,
349
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,970
and look, you can even do back flips,
just like real astronauts.
350
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,700
But--
351
00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:50,700
[ Sighs ]
Why do I bother ?
352
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:53,170
Because you're driven
by a passionate desire for knowledge ?
353
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,470
T.j. ? Vince ?
What are you guys doing here ?
354
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:57,510
You're not gonna
believe this, but--
355
00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,770
- Dematerialized ?
-just like out of Star Trek.
356
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,780
Fascinating.
357
00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:04,110
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
358
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,350
- Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
- Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
359
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,360
Mi, mi, mi, mi--
[ Whispering ]
360
00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,120
Me ?
361
00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:14,860
Look out, marshals !
Here comes the flying press !
362
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,860
[ Grunts ]
363
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,200
You are a pathetic excuse
for a soldier, Griswald!
364
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:28,500
You will never be a leader !
Now, stand at attention until I return !
365
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:32,070
And do not move a muscle !
Do you hear me ? Not a muscle !
366
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:49,030
- Thanks a lot, sis.
- You owe me gas money.
367
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:53,470
- Okay, Teej, what's this
big secret plot of yours ?
- Follow me.
368
00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:57,910
Look at that.
369
00:22:57,970 --> 00:23:00,000
Let's get movin' out.
370
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,070
- Who are those guys ?
- Perhaps they're government agents.
371
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,080
- Or gangsters.
- Or aliens.
372
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,240
Aliens ?
They don't look like aliens.
373
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,250
Well, maybe they're in disguise.
374
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,680
Yeah, if you were an alien,
you wouldn't just walk around
in your lizard skin all day.
375
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,690
Hmm. Good point.
376
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,190
Whoever they are, we need
to take a closer look.
377
00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:20,190
- We'll get the rest later.
- Right. I'll close it up.
378
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:22,200
Hurry.
379
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,270
Man, this thing weighs a ton.
380
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,970
That's 'cause it's full
of moon rocks and alien eggs.
381
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,050
Hey, it's just
a bunch of paper.
382
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,580
Weather maps ? Test scores ?
Some stuff written in Swedish ?
383
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:52,750
- Actually, that's Norwegian.
- Whatever. It's all
just dumb school stuff.
384
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:56,760
You got me out of baseball camp to watch
some guys restock the supply room ?
385
00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:59,430
No ! Something's going on
in the school ! I swear !
386
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,440
Teej, I think you cooked
this whole thing up just 'cause
you wanted us back from camp.
387
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,440
- What ?
- Hey, we understand.
388
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,500
It must be pretty boring around here
all summer by yourself.
389
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,770
Your mind simply created an adventure
because it needed some excitement.
390
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,680
No, it really happened.
I saw Prickly disappear.
391
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,650
Well, if Prickly disappeared,
392
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,620
then who's that ?
393
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,360
- Come on, guys. Let's get back to camp.
- Yeah.
394
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,370
See ya in a few weeks, Teej.
395
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,200
No, wait !
You guys gotta believe me !
396
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,540
- I'm not making it up ! I-- I--
-[ Metal Clanking ]
397
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:41,870
- Aye-yi-yi, yi-yi.
- [ All Gasp ]
398
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,160
Whoa !
What's happening ?
399
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,740
[ Sputtering ]
400
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:20,210
Okay, that right there ?
That was messed up.
401
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,380
[ Tj.]
Mikey?
402
00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:26,390
Mikey, you okay ?
403
00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:28,220
W-Where am I ?
404
00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:30,220
You're in T.j.'s backyard, man.
405
00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:32,350
How'd you guys
get me here ?
406
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,360
Hey, this is kinda comfy.
407
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,990
Yeah, yeah. Get out of there,
you big lummox.
408
00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:40,000
Okay, Teej, you were right. Something
weird is going on in the school.
409
00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:43,330
- And Prickly must be in on it.
- I say we go to the police.
410
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:46,400
I already went to the police.
I went to everyone. Nobody'll listen.
411
00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:49,500
- What we need is proof.
- Proof? How are we gonna get proof?
412
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:52,740
- I got a plan. A stakeout.
- A stakeout ?
413
00:25:52,810 --> 00:25:56,610
We can stay up in my tree house
and watch the school every night
until something happens.
414
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,780
- Like one of them TV cop shows.
- Sure.
415
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:02,020
The next time those laser guys make
a move, we'll catch 'em red-handed.
416
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:04,720
We can take pictures
with my night-vision digital cam.
417
00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:07,730
Then we call in the feds
and, bang, we got 'em.
418
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,420
Only one problem--
What about camp ?
419
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:15,770
Oh, yeah. If my dad finds out
I've gone AWOL, he'll throw me
in the brig till September.
420
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,930
Not to worry. I'll get Becky to drive
you back to camp in the morning.
421
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:22,880
Then at night we'll pick you up again.
Campers by day, spies by night.
422
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,610
But what if the camp counselors
notice we're not there ?
423
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,050
Leave that to me.
424
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,860
- Call for you, sir.
- Give me that.
425
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,390
- Captain Brad here.
- Bradley. This is Colonel O'Malley.
426
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:41,400
- Colonel O'Malley ?
- Your commanding officer !
427
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,400
Oh ! Yes, sir !
Sorry, sir !
428
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:47,200
I hear you've got a soldier there named
Griswald. Good man. One of the best.
429
00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:49,700
- H-He is ?
- You heard me ! He's officer material.
430
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,210
I've had my eyes on him
for years.
431
00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:56,230
Now, pay attention, Bradley. I've got
Griswald on special assignment tonight.
432
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:59,800
- When he gets back to camp,
act like nothing's happened.
- Yes, sir !
433
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,510
And you'd better start making his bed
and spit-shining his shoes as well.
434
00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:05,950
That's all for now.
Carry on.
435
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,150
Okay, Spinelli, you're next.
436
00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:10,850
Someone's wrestling
My Lord
437
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,860
Kumbayah
438
00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:16,160
Heads are smashing
My Lord
439
00:27:16,230 --> 00:27:18,170
-[ Phone Rings ]
- Kumbayah
440
00:27:18,230 --> 00:27:20,170
Speak to me.
441
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,170
- Bones are cracking, My Lord
- Yeah ? Yeah ?
442
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,500
- I'll cover for you, Spinelli,
but it's gonna cost you.
- Kumbayah
443
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,020
Oh, like, that is such the wrong
color for Vince. Put the blue one on.
444
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:41,450
Ashley A, you totally
know how to accessorize.
445
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:45,460
[ Boys Snoring ]
446
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,970
[ Whispering, Muttering ]
447
00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,380
Infrared night vision,
200-to-1 zoom.
448
00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:14,510
I gotta hand it to you, Gretch. You can
see the whole school with this thing.
449
00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:18,420
You can make lots of handy devices out
of the spare parts in a family's garage.
450
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,430
I once fashioned
a particle accelerator...
451
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,430
out of a broken hair dryer
and a four-slice toaster oven.
452
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,430
"Tonight, the magical moment
arrived.
453
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,440
We met behind the drive-thru menu
and kissed passionately...
454
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,440
as the sound of the deep fat fryer
faded into the night."
455
00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:36,440
Man, I wish I had
an older sister.
456
00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:39,450
Laugh if you will.
I think it's beautiful.
457
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:42,950
Sorry I'm late, guys, but I had to
wait till my mom and dad fell asleep...
458
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:45,950
before I could sneak out
with... the goodies.
459
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,150
Roast beef and mashed potatoes !
My favorite !
460
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,160
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
461
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:55,890
- I also managed to swipe this.
- Rocky Road ! My other favorite !
462
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,400
Hey, give me
some of that.
463
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:05,870
Excuse me, but aren't we supposed
to eat dinner before dessert ?
464
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:12,580
Good one, Gretch.
465
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,980
You were right, Teej.
This is the life.
466
00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:18,640
Hanging out with friends,
eating ice cream, spying on bad guys.
467
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,120
It's the ultimate
kid experience.
468
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:23,050
Too bad these days are numbered.
469
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,790
Yeah, this is probably
the last summer...
470
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,800
we'll get to do stuff like this.
471
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,800
Kinda whomps, huh ?
472
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:35,170
Hey, remember that summer
after second grade...
473
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,170
when we went down to the pond
every day to catch minnows ?
474
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,230
Or how about that summer we all
carved our initials in that tree
in the Wilsons' backyard ?
475
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:44,240
And Spinelli
spelled hers wrong.
476
00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:46,750
Hey, I was seven.
And S's are tricky.
477
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,750
[ Gus Sobbing ]
478
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,910
What's your problem ? This is
the first summer you've lived here.
479
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:55,920
I know, and I'll never
have any of those memories.
480
00:29:55,990 --> 00:29:58,750
[ Whimpering ]
481
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,820
Know what I'll never forget ?
482
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,930
That song
T.j.'s sister taught us...
483
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,930
the first summer
after kindergarten.
484
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,430
Oh, yeah.
Back when she was nice.
485
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:12,170
- How'd it go again ?
- [ Inhales Deeply ]
486
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,470
[ Adult Baritone ]
john jacob
487
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:18,840
jingleheimer Schmidt
488
00:30:18,910 --> 00:30:24,910
His name is my name too
489
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,680
[ All ]
Whenever I go out
490
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,780
The people always shout
491
00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:32,290
There goes john jacob
jingleheimer Schmidt
492
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,020
[ Tempo Quickens ]
Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na
493
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,360
john jacob
jingleheimer Schmidt
494
00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:40,630
His name
is my name too
495
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:43,870
Whenever I go out
the people always shout
496
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:46,170
There goes john jacob
jingleheimer Schmidt
497
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,830
Na-Na-Na-Na
Na-Na-Na
498
00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:51,310
[ Whispering ]
john jacobjingleheimer Schmidt
499
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:54,140
His name
is my name too
500
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,880
Whenever I go out
501
00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:57,350
The people always shout
502
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,940
There goes JohnJacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt
503
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,960
[ Fades ]
Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na
504
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,460
[ Loud Zapping ]
505
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,570
Well, here we are, sir. But it's
just an old principal's office.
506
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,400
Why is it so important ?
507
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,540
Because, my academically
challenged young friend,
508
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:29,210
it used to be mine.
509
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,390
1 0:41 a.m.
510
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:41,900
Gang back at camp.
I'm goin' in alone.
511
00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:52,270
[ Man ]
Man, oh, man.
512
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:55,280
I've heard of simple assignments,
but this one takes the cake.
513
00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,280
Yuck.
514
00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:59,210
Hey.
515
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,710
1 0:43 a.m. I found
what appear to be...
516
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,720
Principal Prickly's golf pants ?
517
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,380
Fact is,you're gettin'
real good at this stuff.
518
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:08,890
Yeah, you're a regular
Robert De Niro.
519
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,050
Hey, I'm a man
of many talents.
520
00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:14,150
- Principal Prickly ?
- But wasn't Mrs. Prickly suspicious ?
521
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:17,930
You kiddin' ? It was like
taking candy from a baby.
522
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,140
[ Laughing Continues ]
523
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,280
Double-knit polyester.
These are Prickly's all right.
524
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:32,510
But why would the bald guy wanna pretend
to be Principal Prickly ?
525
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,910
And where's the real
Principal Prickly anyway ?
526
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,180
Wait a minute.
There's something in here.
527
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,980
"Help me ?"
528
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:41,490
It sounds like a desperate cry
for help.
529
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,490
- Then Principal Prickly
must still be in the school.
- Being held captive !
530
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,190
You know what that means,
don't you, guys ?
531
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,530
We gotta go in there
and save him.
532
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,630
- Bikes ?
- Check.
- Walkie-talkie ?
533
00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,640
- Check.
- Rope with pointy thing ?
- Check.
534
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,570
Good. Then let's go.
535
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,580
I still say this is nuts.
536
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,410
Breaking out of the school
I understand, but breaking in ?
537
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,380
Oh, boy !
Ms. Finster's gonna love this.
538
00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,390
[ Whistling ]
539
00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:19,890
[ Groans ]
540
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,420
[ Grunting ]
541
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,430
-[ Doorbell Rings ]
- Dang.
542
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:29,060
Ten more minutes, and the pizza
would've been free.
543
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,300
[ Sighs ]
It's 9:00 at night, Randall.
544
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,900
- What do you want ?
- It's about T.j. Detweiler.
545
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:43,380
Randall, I'm off duty until Labor Day.
He's someone else's problem now.
546
00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:47,320
But he's got all his friends
together, and they're planning
to break into the school !
547
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:50,320
A break-in, eh ?
548
00:33:50,390 --> 00:33:53,490
Not if Muriel P. Finster
has anything to say about it.
549
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:26,530
- Told you, Ms. Finster.
- [ Chuckles ]
550
00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:30,220
I wonder if I can get 'em
tried as adults. Come on.
551
00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:36,100
Hold the rope, boy.
552
00:34:41,010 --> 00:34:42,940
-[ Rope Creaking ]
- Uh-oh.
553
00:34:43,010 --> 00:34:44,940
-[ Snap ]
- Aaaah !
554
00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:46,710
-[ Thud ]
-[ Groans ]
555
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:53,110
[ Muffled ] Ms. Finster,
could you please get off of me ?
556
00:34:54,490 --> 00:34:57,190
[ Gretchen ]
My, this is somewhat creepy.
557
00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:00,790
Yeah. I've never been
in a empty school at night before.
558
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:02,800
Heck, I'll bet no kid has.
559
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:05,300
I wonder where the aliens went.
560
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:08,930
They probably go back
to the mother ship at night.
561
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,500
Quick. In here.
562
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,980
[ Footsteps Passing ]
563
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,280
Hey, this is
our old room.
564
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,460
I hope somebody's
feeding the gerbil.
565
00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:32,460
-[ Man Talking, Echoing ]
- Shh ! I hear something !
566
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:36,120
I want this system working now.
Do you hear me ? Now!
567
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,130
We're doing our best, sir. We've just
run into a few technical difficulties.
568
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,130
It's coming from up there.
569
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,300
- Like what ?
- I think what Dr. Lazenby
is trying to say--
570
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:47,310
Oh, I know what he's trying
to say. He's trying to--
571
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,310
- What are you doing ?
- Finding out what's what.
572
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,870
[ Men Continue Talking ]
573
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,050
Bingo.
574
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,500
[ Grunting ]
575
00:36:13,730 --> 00:36:16,170
I'm stuck.
[ Continues Grunting ]
576
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,400
Curse these
bodacious hips of mine.
577
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:21,410
Randall, run back to my place
and get the butter.
578
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:27,200
- Do you have any idea who
you're talking to, Laramie ?
- It's Lazenby--
579
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,720
That photon channeler
is a piece of equipment,
like a carburetor in your car!
580
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,720
You're supposed to be
a brilliant thinker.
581
00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:36,420
Do you know what brilliant thinkers
are supposed to do ?
582
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:38,750
They're supposed to think !
583
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,760
Whoa, what is
all this stuff?
584
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:44,260
Well, against the far wall is what
looks to be a plutonium turbine.
585
00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:46,890
Closer ahead,you'll observe
a global electrode.
586
00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:49,900
To your right is
the laser device we saw earlier,
587
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:53,100
and of course, that glowing orb--
an electron pulse generator.
588
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:55,770
- The nerve center of the system.
- Shh ! The bad guys are talking.
589
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,780
- But, Dr. Benedict, please--
- No, let me make this
clear to you, Lazenby.
590
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,710
We have a thing called
a window of opportunity.
591
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:06,380
If we miss the window of opportunity,
then the project fails.
592
00:37:06,450 --> 00:37:08,390
And if the project fails,
593
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,790
then I get very,
very... angry !
594
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,790
Th-They may have
a point, sir.
595
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:17,890
It seems the logistical problems
are a bit more complicated
than Dr. Steinheimer thought.
596
00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:21,800
Yes, it would be a lot easier
if we could move the laser
to a more appropriate location.
597
00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:25,400
This operation will be
executed as planned from right here !
598
00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:27,410
Have I made myself clear ?
599
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,410
- But, sir--
- No buts !
600
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,880
It started at 3rd Street.
It is going to end at 3rd Street.
601
00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:36,210
Dr. Benedict,
we're ready for the test.
602
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,220
Coming.
603
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,480
[ Scientist ]
Levels are good.
604
00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:12,810
- Ready ?
- I've been ready for decades.
605
00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:14,860
-just do it.
- Yes, sir.
606
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,860
Initiate photon channeling.
607
00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:19,690
Photon channeling initiated.
608
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,200
Set magnification
coordinates .073.
609
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,700
Coordinates set.
610
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,960
Engage tractor beam now.
611
00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:32,840
[ Continues Grunting ]
612
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,840
[ Loud Zapping ]
613
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:38,170
What are those kids
up to in there ?
614
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:42,270
[ All Gasp ]
615
00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:49,780
A little more.
A little more.
616
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:53,790
- He's shooting at the moon.
- I told you they weren't aliens.
617
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:57,800
[ Beam Sputtering ]
618
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,470
-[ Turbine Winding Down ]
- Dr. Rosenthal,
why did the beam suddenly--
619
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:09,530
Oh, what's the technical
word for it ? Stop ?
620
00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:12,310
W-Well, uh, as I believe
you were told before--
621
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:14,310
"Told before" ?
[ Chuckles ]
622
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:18,220
Do you think I care what I was told
before ? I'll do better next time.
623
00:39:18,290 --> 00:39:20,220
"Next time."
Isn't that cute.
624
00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:22,220
Rosenthal,
let me ask you something.
625
00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:24,220
Say you were a teacher--
626
00:39:24,290 --> 00:39:27,230
or even better, say,
the principal of a school--
627
00:39:27,290 --> 00:39:30,730
and you had to deal with a naughty child
who didn't know his place,
628
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,560
who kept telling you over and over
that he'd do better "next time."
629
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,570
But he never did.
What would you do ?
630
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,010
Oh, no. N-Not detention.
Not detention !
631
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,010
- Take him away !
- No, please ! I can fix it !
632
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,310
Don't do this to me-e-e !
633
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:53,580
All right, who's
second-in-command ?
634
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,290
- Uh, I am, sir.
- Well, good. Now you're in charge.
635
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,800
And if I were you, I'd make sure
I had this machine working at
full power by tomorrow morning.
636
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,260
- Do I make myself clear ?
- Y-Yes, sir.
637
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,970
Oh, dear,
I got spittle on my lapel.
638
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,060
Mmm.
639
00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:15,900
-[ Vince ] We gotta get out of here.
- Uh-oh.
640
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,970
- What is it ?
- I got that feeling.
641
00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:20,840
- Hold it in, big guy. Hold it in !
- I can't !
642
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:28,580
[ Loud Burp, Echoing ]
643
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,590
What was that ?
644
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:33,150
Someone had better
say "excuse me."
645
00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:36,230
[ All ]
Whoa !
646
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,730
Fenwick, who let children
into the school ?
647
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,730
U-Uh, n-not me, sir.
648
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,570
- Well, get them !
- Run !
649
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,630
- [ Men Shouting ]
- There they are !
650
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,640
- [ All Gasp ]
- Huh ?
651
00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:53,740
Get off our planet,
alien scum !
652
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:56,340
[ Groans ]
653
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,790
Over there !
654
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:08,490
- Get 'em ! Get 'em !
- Come back here !
655
00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:16,330
Huh ? Whoa !
656
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,060
[ Grunts ]
657
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:22,640
- Hyah !
- Ninjas !
658
00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:25,800
- Hyah !
- Get 'em !
659
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,820
Ninjas ! Why'd they
have to be ninjas ?
660
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,150
[ All Shouting ]
661
00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:35,990
This way ! Hurry !
662
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:42,220
- Go ! Go ! Let's go ! Hurry up !
- Go ! Go ! Hurry up !
663
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,160
- Now you !
- But, Teej--
- Go !
664
00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:49,400
- Haaah !
- [ Gasps ]
665
00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:51,840
Save yourselves !
666
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,900
- T.j. ! T.j. !
- It won't budge !
667
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,910
[ Shouting Continues ]
668
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,240
[ Grunts ]
669
00:42:06,990 --> 00:42:10,980
What thej.P. Morgan
is going on around here ?
670
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,660
Let me go.
Let me go !
671
00:42:15,730 --> 00:42:18,660
I'm warning you !
I'm a black belt in origami !
672
00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:22,170
Well, well, well,
if it ain't the little snoop.
673
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,000
- What ? I ain't no snoop.
- [ Tape Rewinding ]
674
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:28,510
[ T.j. On Tape ] 9:3 2 a.m.
Ugly bald guy still guarding school.
675
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,410
Heh-heh. Oops.
676
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,570
Let's go, snoop.
You're in big trouble now.
677
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,920
Ow ! Ow ! Watch the jacket !
It's cotton !
678
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,590
[ Muffled Shouting ]
679
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:49,190
Principal Prickly !
You're alive !
680
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,200
- Oww ! Would you be careful !
- Boy, am I glad to see you.
681
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:56,200
You won't believe what these
guys are doing. They've got
this big laser gun and--
682
00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:59,710
- Whoa, who took your pants ?
- Never mind, Detweiler.just untie me.
683
00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:03,270
- These knots are tight.
- Of course.
684
00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:06,470
I've been pulling at them
for the last day and a half.
They've chaffed my wrist.
685
00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:09,480
- Don't worry, sir.
My pals'll get us out of here.
- What makes you so sure ?
686
00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:12,380
You don't know my friends.
They'll get help. You'll see.
687
00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:17,820
So you're saying you just escaped
from a troop of ninja warriors ?
688
00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:21,450
- That's right !
- And they got a giant laser gun
in the school auditorium ?
689
00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:23,760
- Precisely !
- Which is aimed at the moon ?
690
00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:25,860
Thank heavens you understand !
691
00:43:32,770 --> 00:43:35,370
[ Grunts ]
I've almost got it.
692
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,380
Careful, Detweiler.
That's my putting hand.
693
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,110
[ Door Lock Unlocking ]
694
00:43:42,150 --> 00:43:44,280
Hello, Pete.
Remember me ?
695
00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:47,290
Well, well, if it isn't
Phillium Benedict.
696
00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:50,950
- I should've known
you'd be the one behind this.
- You know this guy ?
697
00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:52,960
Ah, Pete and I
are old pals.
698
00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:56,960
Although the last time
we saw each other, Pete
was the one ruining my life.
699
00:43:57,030 --> 00:44:00,000
By the way, Pete, you like this suit ?
It's Italian. Raw silk. Nice, huh ?
700
00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:03,400
You always were more concerned
about appearances than people, Phil.
701
00:44:03,470 --> 00:44:06,770
Oh, Pete, come on.
There's no need to be rude.
702
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,070
Not after I instructed my men
to take such special care of you.
703
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:14,080
Special care ?
That's what you call gagging me,
tying me up and taking away my pants ?
704
00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:18,080
Had to. Otherwise, you might run off and
betray me, like you did the last time.
705
00:44:18,150 --> 00:44:20,090
But, hey,
look at the bright side.
706
00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:22,090
At least you've got company now.
707
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,750
Let the boy go.
He can't do anything to you.
708
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:27,060
[ Sighs ]
Same old noble Pete.
709
00:44:27,130 --> 00:44:30,650
- Always standing up
for the rights of children.
- You ?
710
00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:33,670
But, unfortunately,
I can't let anybody go right now.
711
00:44:33,730 --> 00:44:38,670
You see, this experimental, um,
night school that I'm running
is kind of a secret.
712
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:42,270
I'm trying to show that my...
[ Chuckles ] adult students
can be trained...
713
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:44,610
to be capable and productive
members of society.
714
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,110
Well, if you're just
running a night school,
715
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,880
then what's that giant laser gun
doing in the auditorium ?
716
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,960
What a rude and badly dressed
little boy you are.
717
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:06,500
You should teach your pupils a little
respect for their superiors, Pete.
718
00:45:06,570 --> 00:45:11,000
But that would mean that you'd
have to know how to teach them
anything at all, wouldn't it ?
719
00:45:16,710 --> 00:45:18,640
Geez, how do you
know that jerk ?
720
00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:20,870
We went through
teacher training together.
721
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:22,880
- You mean--
- That's right, Detweiler.
722
00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:25,040
That man is a rogue teacher.
723
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,990
[ Prickly ]
It was back in the spring of'68.
724
00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:35,650
A different age.
We were all young, idealistic
and ready to change the world.
725
00:45:38,070 --> 00:45:40,000
[ Chattering ]
726
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,500
[ Rock ]
727
00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:45,660
Oh ! Ha ha ha.
Peace, Peter.
728
00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:48,900
Hey, Muriel, had a groovy time
at the Dead concert last night.
729
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:52,340
You gonna be at the teach-in Saturday ?
We're gonna paint my Volkswagen.
730
00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:54,850
- Wouldn't miss it for the world.
- Groovy.
731
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,850
Yes, we all thought
we were pretty cool.
732
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,680
- But one guy was the coolest of us all.
-[ Vehicle Approaching ]
733
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:03,620
Phillium Benedict
was my best friend.
734
00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:06,630
He was smart,
he was handsome.
735
00:46:06,690 --> 00:46:10,600
He had just been named principal
of 3rd Street School.
736
00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,600
[ All Giggling ]
737
00:46:12,670 --> 00:46:16,860
So, Phillium, how's it feel
being the youngest principal
in the history of the state ?
738
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,870
Copacetic, baby.
739
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:22,640
I mean, you know what they say:
Young is in, man, and old is out.
740
00:46:22,710 --> 00:46:24,640
Way out.
741
00:46:24,710 --> 00:46:28,040
Do you like the American flag
helmet, Pete ? It does go
with the leather jacket, right ?
742
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,280
You are one groovy educator, Phil.
743
00:46:30,350 --> 00:46:32,280
Cool. Follow me, my man.
744
00:46:32,350 --> 00:46:35,290
I wanna show you
my new principal's pad.
745
00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:41,720
Whoa !
746
00:46:45,530 --> 00:46:47,800
Psychedelic principalia.
747
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:50,460
Pull up a bag, bro.
I wanna rap.
748
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:55,300
- Lay it on me, man.
- You see, Pete, I been thinkin'.
749
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,310
We're a new generation
of teachers, right ?
750
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,740
It's time we shook things up
a little.
751
00:46:59,810 --> 00:47:02,250
I hear you, brother.
In fact, dig this.
752
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,250
I was meditating to that new
Ravi Shankar album last night...
753
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,250
when I got
this righteous notion--
754
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,260
What if we hold all our classes outside,
on the playground ?
755
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,590
Imagine-- school, recess.
No boundaries.
756
00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:18,460
Hey, baby, that's a hip idea,
but I got a better thought here.
757
00:47:18,530 --> 00:47:21,060
As my first official act
as principal,
758
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:24,500
I've decided...
to get rid of recess.
759
00:47:25,770 --> 00:47:27,710
What ? No recess ?
760
00:47:27,770 --> 00:47:30,710
But, Phil, for a kid,
recess is like a major play-in.
761
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:33,210
It's the one time of day
they have any freedom.
762
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,210
[ Sighs ]
Look, Pete,
763
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,220
the '60s are over.
764
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,880
All that peace and love
and freedom stuff, it was great
for pickin' up chicks,
765
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,390
but it's not gonna
help my career.
766
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:47,390
To do that, I gotta
make test scores go up,
767
00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:51,900
and to make test scores go up, I gotta
keep kids in class where they belong.
768
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:55,490
That's why, starting tomorrow,
I am tuning out recess...
769
00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:57,970
once and for all.
770
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,900
[ Prickly ]
Needless to say,
771
00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:02,410
Phillium's plan
didn't go over all that well.
772
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,410
[ Shouting ]
773
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,410
- [ Protester] What do we want ?
- [ Crowd ] Recess !
774
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,540
- When do we want it ?
- Now !
775
00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:11,210
- What do we want ? When do we want it ?
- Recess ! Now !
776
00:48:11,290 --> 00:48:15,150
Be cool, people, be cool.
You're bumming my mellowness.
777
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:18,210
We'll be cool when you give our kids
their recess back.
778
00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:20,230
Hey, baby,
I'll do what I want.
779
00:48:20,290 --> 00:48:23,730
I'm principal of the school, and there's
nothing anyone can do about it. Dig ?
780
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,730
[ Shouting Continues ]
781
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,500
[ Man ]
It's not right!
782
00:48:29,570 --> 00:48:33,870
- People, people, please calm down.
- [ Shouting Stops ]
783
00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:37,540
Mr. Prickly here has informed me
of this "no recess" proposal.
784
00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:40,550
Let me assure you that
as long as I'm superintendent,
785
00:48:40,610 --> 00:48:43,810
this radical plan will never
be carried out in this district.
786
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,820
- [ Cheering ]
- Hey, man, you just don't get it !
787
00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:48,820
Of course I do, Benedict.
788
00:48:48,890 --> 00:48:50,820
- That's why I'm replacing you.
- What ?
789
00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:54,090
- Prickly, from now on,
you will be principal.
- Who, me ?
790
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,600
Oh, I see what's going down here.
791
00:48:56,660 --> 00:49:00,760
You tricked me, went around my back
to the man to get my job !
792
00:49:00,830 --> 00:49:04,100
- No, Phil, it's not like that at all.
- Yeah, right !
793
00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:07,110
Come on, Muriel baby,
let's blow this scene.
794
00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:11,700
No, Phil, it's over. I could never
be with a man who doesn't love recess.
795
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:14,210
So you're against me too.
796
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,340
Well, fine. I don't need you.
I don't need anyone !
797
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:21,510
- Aaah !
- Phil ! You okay, man ?
798
00:49:21,590 --> 00:49:23,680
Don't touch me !
799
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,690
You took my chick.
800
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,690
You took my job.
801
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,200
Well, enjoy it while you can,
Petey boy,
802
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:33,200
'cause you're gonna pay.
803
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:36,460
Somehow, someway,
804
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,870
you're gonna pay.
805
00:49:38,940 --> 00:49:41,600
I never saw Phillium again.
806
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,110
He quit teaching,
went into politics,
807
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:46,110
eventually became
secretary of education--
808
00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:49,110
until the president fired him for
trying to get rid of recess again.
809
00:49:49,180 --> 00:49:51,120
Only this time
it was nationwide.
810
00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:54,950
So that guy's some weirdo ex-teacher
who wants to get rid of recess ?
811
00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:57,350
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
812
00:49:57,420 --> 00:49:59,450
Now it's personal.
813
00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:03,790
Let's see-- weather maps,
some stuff in Norwegian,
814
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:05,800
a Farmer's Almanac.
815
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:08,560
Must be something in here that'll
explain what that Dr. Benedict is doing.
816
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,570
I'll tell you one thing
he's not doing--
817
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,070
having lunch tomorrow at 1 2:22
with his little girlfriend.
818
00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:17,800
Spinelli, that's the man's
personal date book.
819
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,810
Well, it's mine now,
820
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,650
and I guess Miss Luna Pergum is gonna
be at the restaurant all by herself.
821
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,650
- Who did you say ?
- The girl whose name
is in here-- Luna Pergum.
822
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,650
Must be some Italian chick.
823
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,660
Lunae perigeum.
Of course !
824
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,160
- What are you talking about ?
- Don't you understand ?
825
00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:36,820
Lunae perigeum is no lady.
It's an event. Look.
826
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:40,530
Once a month, the moon reaches the point
where it's closest to the Earth--
827
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:45,300
lunar perigee, which in this case
happens to be 1 2:22 tomorrow afternoon.
828
00:50:45,370 --> 00:50:49,970
Maybe that's when that doctor
guy is gonna shoot his laser
at the moon and blow it up.
829
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,980
Close guess,
but I have another theory.
830
00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:56,510
When I was up at space camp,
I observed some abnormalities
in the moon's position.
831
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:59,880
I couldn't figure out what was
causing it, but now it all makes sense.
832
00:50:59,950 --> 00:51:04,050
Dr. Benedict's device is not a
laser beam at all. It's a tractor beam !
833
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,790
You mean he's gonna plow the moon's
surface ? Whatever will he plant ?
834
00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:10,490
Not a tractor, you goombah.
A tractor beam.
835
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,500
Like from
a science fiction movie.
836
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,400
Precisely.
837
00:51:14,470 --> 00:51:16,400
Theoretically,
if a powerful tractor beam...
838
00:51:16,470 --> 00:51:19,410
were shot at the moon
exactly at lunar perigee,
839
00:51:19,470 --> 00:51:21,670
it could move the moon
into another orbit.
840
00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:24,680
Move the moon ? But why
would anybody want to do that ?
841
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:27,580
Who knows, Vince ?
Who knows ?
842
00:51:34,650 --> 00:51:37,180
[ Banging On Metal ]
843
00:51:38,430 --> 00:51:40,360
Here we are, sir.
844
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:44,730
I can't believe you have been
creeping around in these vents.
They're school property.
845
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,730
Dang ! The line's dead.
846
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,700
Hey, what did you do
with the walkie-talkie
you confiscated from me last week ?
847
00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:53,710
Top drawer, on the right.
Just look what Phil's done to my office.
848
00:51:53,770 --> 00:51:57,000
I had it all nice and clean
for the summer.
849
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,940
Packs of gum, yo-yos,
my old baseball--
850
00:52:00,010 --> 00:52:01,950
Hey, I've been looking
for this.
851
00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:03,950
Here it is--
my walkie-talkie.
852
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:06,450
Now all I gotta do is
contact the guys and--
853
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,450
- Oh, no.
- What is it, Detweiler ?
854
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,120
I told 'em
that guy was a nut.
855
00:52:14,190 --> 00:52:16,130
[ T.j. ] Hello !
Hello ! Is anybody there ?
856
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,630
It's T.j. !
T.j., buddy, you're okay ?
857
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:21,630
- Yeah, I'm fine,
and so is Principal Prickly.
- Principal Prickly ?
858
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:25,140
I don't have time to explain,
but I think we've figured out
what Benedict is up to.
859
00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:28,140
He's trying to get rid
of summer vacation !
860
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,410
No !
861
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,910
Guys, don't freak out on me !
I got a plan ! All we do is--
862
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:41,080
Heh-heh. Why, Mr. Bald Guy,
what a surprise.
863
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:42,820
T.j. ! T.j. !
864
00:52:42,890 --> 00:52:44,650
- It's dead !
- They must've got him !
865
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,660
What are we gonna do ?
866
00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:49,490
There's only
one thing we can do:
867
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,500
we gotta get help.
868
00:52:51,570 --> 00:52:54,730
[ Becky ] Bow-wow ! Welcome to Floppy
Burger. May I take your order, please ?
869
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,270
- Becky, this is Vince.
- [ Becky ] What are you doing here ?
870
00:52:57,340 --> 00:53:00,930
It's not just Vince, it's me,
Gretchen, everybody. We got a problem !
871
00:53:01,010 --> 00:53:05,570
I got a problem too-- six dweeby
ten-year-olds who won't leave me
alone, even when I'm at work.
872
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:08,580
I am a professional ! So whatever
your little problem is, forget it !
873
00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:11,450
- But it's about T.j.
- He's in trouble,
and he needs your help.
874
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,450
[ Becky ]
Well, isn't that nice ?
875
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,460
After stealing my diary, threatening
to put it on the Internet...
876
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,460
and making me drive across the
state three times, he needs my help ?
877
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:22,650
Give me one good reason
why I should help him.
878
00:53:22,730 --> 00:53:26,390
'Cause he's your little brother,
and he needs you.
879
00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:29,460
Please pull forward to
the second drive-thru window.
880
00:53:31,810 --> 00:53:34,240
A confiscated
walkie-talkie.
881
00:53:34,310 --> 00:53:39,640
Why do you do these things ? Do you
enjoy tormenting me ? Do you hate me ?
882
00:53:39,710 --> 00:53:42,710
I don't hate you, Phil.
I just think you're insane.
883
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:44,720
[ Chuckles ]
Insane.
884
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:46,720
Well, there you go again, Pete.
885
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:50,550
Insulting me, hurting my feelings,
just like 30 years ago.
886
00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:54,320
Only this time, Petey,
I'm ready.
887
00:53:54,390 --> 00:54:00,090
You see, all those years, no matter
how big I got, no matter how successful,
888
00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:02,330
I always thought about you.
889
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,740
How you embarrassed me !
How you humiliated me !
890
00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:08,740
How you destroyed my relationship
with Muriel Finster,
891
00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:10,740
the only woman I ever loved !
892
00:54:10,810 --> 00:54:13,340
- That part still grosses me out, sir.
- Shh.
893
00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:16,350
This time, Pete,
I'm gonna humiliate you.
894
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:20,220
I'm gonna prove to the world
that you were wrong and I was right.
895
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:22,220
- About what ?
- About recess !
896
00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:24,220
About freedom !
About test scores !
897
00:54:24,290 --> 00:54:26,690
I've found a way
to prove my theory.
898
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,700
I'm gonna get rid of
the biggest recess of them all.
899
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,700
I am gonna get rid
of summer vacation.
900
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:36,570
- You fiend !
- "Fiend." Try to help people,
that's the thanks you get.
901
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:41,010
- It'll never work, Phil.
- Well, actually, Pete,
that's where you're wrong.
902
00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:50,310
You see, all I have to do is modify
the moon's orbit ever so slightly,
903
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,910
and tide levels on the Eastern Seaboard
rise eight feet.
904
00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:56,920
Move the moon over here,
905
00:54:56,990 --> 00:55:00,590
and the currents that warm California
suddenly become ice-cold.
906
00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:03,600
Summer, as we know it,
will become a thing of the past.
907
00:55:03,660 --> 00:55:05,430
And without summer,
908
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:10,040
- [ Both Gasp ]
- no summer vacation.
909
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:13,040
- You'll never get away
with this, Benedict.
- Oh, yeah ?
910
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:16,040
Well, who's gonna stop me ?
911
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,210
Wow, I can't believe
my little brother...
912
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,710
actually stumbled on
a real, live evil conspiracy.
913
00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:26,720
- That's our Theodore.
- You should see the crates
of soda they left back there.
914
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:29,720
And boxes of mustard
and ketchup too.
915
00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:31,720
Mmm, tomato-ey.
916
00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:34,730
Hey, that's stuff's the property of
Floppy Burger International.
917
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:37,960
Quit your gabbin' and step on it.
We need reinforcements.
918
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,940
[ Cheering, Shouting ]
919
00:55:46,570 --> 00:55:48,510
[ Cheering, Shouting ]
920
00:55:57,580 --> 00:56:00,450
[ Finster ] I'm telling you,
a troop of ninja warriors...
921
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,120
is using 3rd Street School as
a secret jujitsu training ground.
922
00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:08,130
- Ninja warriors. Elementary school.
- [ Snickering ]
923
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:10,130
Jujitsu training ground ?
924
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:14,030
Hey, lady, aren't you forgetting
the magic laser beam ?
925
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:16,470
- I'm serious !
- So are we.
926
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,970
Hey, I got an idea-- Why don't you
go home, get some rest...
927
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,470
and we'll make a personal call
tojackie Chan.
928
00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:25,980
Yeah, he's the perfect man
for a job like this.
929
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:29,450
I'm telling ya, something is
going on in that school !
930
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,110
Help ! Help !
Somebody get us outta here !
931
00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:34,680
- Calm down, Detweiler.
- Calm down ?
932
00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:37,850
We're locked in a giant birdcage
while a madman's trying to
destroy summer vacation,
933
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,860
and you want me
to calm down ?
934
00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:43,020
- I understand, but I--
- How can you understand ?
You're just a grownup.
935
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,120
What do you know
about summer vacation ?
936
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,130
I'll let you in on
a little secret, Detweiler.
937
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,140
Every adult you've ever known
was a kid some time in his life.
938
00:56:52,210 --> 00:56:54,640
You think we don't
remember summer vacation ?
939
00:56:54,710 --> 00:56:59,080
Riding bikes by the creek ?
Catching polliwogs in a jar ?
Camping out under the stars ?
940
00:56:59,150 --> 00:57:01,380
Well, you're wrong.
941
00:57:01,450 --> 00:57:05,380
Some days I sit in my office, looking
out at you kids on the playground,
942
00:57:05,450 --> 00:57:08,390
and I think, "They don't know
how good they've got it.
943
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:11,390
In a few years, they're all
going to be grownups, like me,
944
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:14,390
and all those good times will
just be memories for them too."
945
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:18,400
So go ahead, put a whoopee cushion in my
chair, cover my carpet with fake vomit,
946
00:57:18,470 --> 00:57:20,400
make fun of
my big, saggy butt.
947
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:23,900
But don't you ever say I don't care
about summer vacation,
948
00:57:23,970 --> 00:57:27,740
'cause those memories are the last
part of childhood I've got left.
949
00:57:28,810 --> 00:57:31,570
Principal Prickly,
I had no idea.
950
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,580
Yeah, well, now you do.
951
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:37,080
- So let's stop messing around.
- How did you get those keys ?
952
00:57:37,150 --> 00:57:40,090
Swiped 'em off Phillium's desk
when he wasn't looking.
953
00:57:40,150 --> 00:57:43,090
Now come on.
We've got a summer vacation to save.
954
00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:47,850
[ All Chattering ]
955
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:51,860
People ! People !
Just quiet down for a moment !
956
00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:53,870
Oh, man, nobody's listening.
957
00:57:53,930 --> 00:57:57,370
They'll listen to me, once I introduce
them to my good friend Madam Fist.
958
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,300
Come on, Spinelli.
That's your answer for everything.
959
00:58:00,370 --> 00:58:03,810
I don't see you coming up
with any great ideas, sports boy.
960
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,810
Listen to the two of you.
You're not helping at all.
961
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,310
[ All Arguing ]
962
00:58:09,380 --> 00:58:13,380
[ Gus ]
Quiet!
963
00:58:13,450 --> 00:58:15,390
What we need is a leader.
964
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,390
A kid with
the right training.
965
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:20,050
A kid who knows strategy
and field tactics.
966
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:22,060
A kid who commands respect.
967
00:58:22,130 --> 00:58:25,220
Yeah, but where we gonna
find a kid like that ?
968
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:28,290
Leave that to me.
969
00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:30,960
- [ Chattering Continues ]
-[ Gretchen Whistles ]
970
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,900
Please !
We have to get organized.
971
00:58:33,970 --> 00:58:35,910
Ah, what's the use ?
972
00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,910
If what you say is true,
973
00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:40,910
all the fun of being a kid
is, like, totally ruined anyway.
974
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:44,140
- It's like the whole world's
been turned right side up.
- [ All Agreeing ]
975
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:48,090
Not necessarily. All we have to do is
work together and come up with a plan.
976
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:52,420
- Detweiler's the one who always
comes up with the plans.
- Let's face it-- we're doomed.
977
00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:55,930
- [ All Agreeing ]
-[ Spinelli ] That's what you think!
978
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,800
Kids of the playground, meet
your new commanding officer.
979
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,770
Griswald ? He couldn't
lead a glee club.
980
00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:14,870
You find that funny,
Bradley ?
981
00:59:14,950 --> 00:59:17,940
Well, I'm not here to make jokes !
I'm here to make history !
982
00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:20,450
So if you wanna laugh,
take it somewhere else.
983
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:25,180
But if you wanna save the world, then
suck in your gut and stand at attention.
984
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:27,520
Now who's with me ?
985
00:59:27,590 --> 00:59:30,530
[ Kazoos Playing
"River Kwai March"]
986
00:59:53,150 --> 00:59:56,140
[ Screams ]
Soda bomb ! Soda bomb !
987
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:59,890
[ Gus ] Vince,you and the Ashleys
will be in charge of unit "A. "
988
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:03,260
I'll take unit "B."
Spinelli, you get the special forces.
989
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:05,560
- Special forces ?
- The kindergartners.
990
01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:09,570
- I owe you for this, Griswald.
- Now there's one last thing
I need to say.
991
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:14,130
- [ Talking Ceases ]
- This mission is bigger than
any one of us kids.
992
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:17,700
Bigger than T.j.
Even bigger than Principal Prickly.
993
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:20,680
This, my friends,
is about the future.
994
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:23,740
- Geez, he sounds like T.j.
- Shh. He's on a roll.
995
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:27,980
Years from now when kids who aren't
even born yet look back on this moment,
996
01:00:28,050 --> 01:00:29,990
they'll say,
"They did it.
997
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:32,460
Those kids saved
3rd Street School.
998
01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:34,860
They saved summer vacation."
999
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,220
So, boys and girls,
1000
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:40,930
we're goin' in.
1001
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,100
- Twenty-two minutes to perigee, sir.
- Very good, Fenwick.
1002
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,740
[ Men Chattering Indistinctly ]
1003
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,220
- Hello, boys.
- Hey !
1004
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:02,620
[ Men Groaning ]
1005
01:01:02,690 --> 01:01:05,280
[ Punches Landing ]
1006
01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:10,160
- Where now ?
- The auditorium.
1007
01:01:10,230 --> 01:01:12,160
Check.
1008
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,400
[ Inhales ]
Nessun dorma
1009
01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:20,770
[ All ]
Huh ?
1010
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,470
Nessun dorma
1011
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:26,010
[ Man ]
Is that a kid?
1012
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:30,180
- Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me
- Hey, kid, get out of here !
1013
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:33,780
Aah. Anderson, get rid
of that kid, will ya ?
1014
01:01:33,850 --> 01:01:36,080
Il nome mio
nessun sapra
1015
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,180
-[ Anderson Screaming ]
- No, no
1016
01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:41,520
- Smithson, Underhill.
- Sir.
1017
01:01:41,590 --> 01:01:43,930
Sulla tua boca
1018
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,190
-[ Men Screaming ]
- Lo diro
1019
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:50,030
- Quando la luce
- Hanklin, Morrissey,
Goodman, get over here !
1020
01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:52,630
- Yes, sir.
- Right away, sir. On the double.
1021
01:01:52,710 --> 01:01:55,570
We'll take care of him.
Don't worry about it.
1022
01:02:00,610 --> 01:02:03,240
You sure this is
gonna work, Detweiler ?
1023
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,380
Come on, Principal Prickly.
Don't you ever watch old spy movies ?
1024
01:02:06,450 --> 01:02:08,580
This trick is pure gold.
1025
01:02:10,290 --> 01:02:14,390
Uh, Dr. Benedict wanted to speak to
us about a very important matter.
1026
01:02:14,460 --> 01:02:16,390
Hey, you two
aren't guards.
1027
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:19,400
Run !
1028
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,390
I'm called little buttercup
1029
01:02:24,470 --> 01:02:28,460
Anderson, Morrissey, Underhill ?
Where is everybody ?
1030
01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:32,570
Aah, if you want something
done right, you gotta do it yourself.
1031
01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:35,340
- Poor little buttercup
- [ Screams ]
1032
01:02:35,410 --> 01:02:39,350
- Sweet little buttercup, I
- [ All Shouting ]
1033
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:43,750
Boy, these space-age
power shovels sure do a great job.
1034
01:02:47,990 --> 01:02:49,930
Quick, in here.
1035
01:02:52,130 --> 01:02:54,360
This way !
They're inside.
1036
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,200
We lost 'em.
Now what ?
1037
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,510
Ammo.
1038
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:04,700
[ Both ]
Tender.
1039
01:03:10,150 --> 01:03:12,280
Commence phase two.
1040
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:19,780
Ready ?
1041
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:22,790
- Hey, guards !
- Huh ?
1042
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,860
[ Grunting ]
You little brats !
1043
01:03:26,930 --> 01:03:29,560
Now !
1044
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:33,070
- Intruders !
- [ Shouting ]
1045
01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:43,210
[ All Screaming ]
1046
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,220
Scandalous !
1047
01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:51,220
[ Shouting Indistinctly ]
1048
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,590
- Now !
- Huh ?
1049
01:04:00,530 --> 01:04:03,260
Bombard, men !
1050
01:04:12,650 --> 01:04:15,140
- Get 'em.
- [ All Shouting ]
1051
01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:17,150
[ Screaming ]
1052
01:04:21,550 --> 01:04:25,320
"Lunch room, front office--"
Here it is, "auditorium."
1053
01:04:25,390 --> 01:04:27,450
[ Loud Hum Resonating ]
1054
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,030
Uh, Fenwick,
why is the power off?
1055
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,070
Uh, perhaps
we blew a fuse, sir ?
1056
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:41,110
Well, go fix it !
1057
01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:44,730
We must restore the power.
Quickly, here.
1058
01:04:46,610 --> 01:04:49,170
Hey, what happened?
Let us out!
1059
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,680
Plan's working, Gus.
1060
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:54,910
Good. Now we gotta stop that
laser beam before it's too late.
1061
01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:59,690
That's what you think, kid.
You brats are done for.
1062
01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,690
[ Tj.]
Hey, baldy!
1063
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,930
Say your prayers.
It's chowder time.
1064
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,970
[ Screaming ]
1065
01:05:11,170 --> 01:05:13,660
- Bull's-eye !
- T.j. !
1066
01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:16,110
I knew you guys would
come back for us.
1067
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:25,840
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
- Six minutes to perigee !
1068
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,220
Quick. To the auditorium.
And no running in the halls !
1069
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,660
Emergency power system
is in place.
1070
01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:44,400
Switch on the global electrode.
Power up the photon channeler.
1071
01:05:44,470 --> 01:05:47,410
Activate the tractor beam, quickly !
We've only got four minutes left.
1072
01:05:47,470 --> 01:05:49,570
[ Prickly ]
You've got no minutes left, Phil.
1073
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,740
This is my school
and I want it back.
1074
01:05:51,810 --> 01:05:57,180
Sorry, Pete. You're just gonna
have to wait until I finish
making the world a better place.
1075
01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:06,690
- Now let's get this show on the road.
- Don't do it, Dr. Benedict !
1076
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:10,290
[ Chuckles ] Don't do it ?
You think after all this planning,
1077
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,730
all this work, you can get me to
stop just by saying, "Don't do it" ?
1078
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:18,570
- What if we add "please" ?
- [ Sighs ] You kids
just don't get it, do you ?
1079
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:23,510
Well, let me explain this
in a way your little uneducated
brains will understand.
1080
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:27,480
The American public think
test scores are too low.
1081
01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:31,680
But if a person, say me,
could make test scores go up,
1082
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:33,950
why, everybody'd feel better.
1083
01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:38,220
They might even elect that person...
President of the United States.
1084
01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:42,890
Now, do you have any idea which
countries have the highest test scores ?
1085
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,090
- Um,japan ?
- Germany ?
- Tierra Del Fuego ?
1086
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:49,330
Canada, Iceland, Norway !
1087
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,400
And why ? Because it's snowing
up there all the time.
1088
01:06:53,470 --> 01:06:57,140
Kids don't waste their summers playing
ball. They're inside studying.
1089
01:06:57,210 --> 01:07:02,340
And that is why I'm getting
rid of summer vacation once and for all.
1090
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:05,350
You got it all wrong, old man.
Your plan will never work.
1091
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:08,010
Sure, maybe your crazy
laser beam can move the moon.
1092
01:07:08,090 --> 01:07:10,020
Maybe it can even make it
snow all summer.
1093
01:07:10,090 --> 01:07:12,750
Maybe you can get rid
of long afternoons playing baseball,
1094
01:07:12,830 --> 01:07:17,190
or sunny days down by the lake or warm
nights camping out under the stars.
1095
01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:20,100
But that won't stop us.
We'll ride our bikes through the snow.
1096
01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:23,660
We'll play kick ball in the slush,
we'll camp out in igloos.
1097
01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:27,540
You may take away summer, but you'll
never take away summer vacation.
1098
01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:31,580
Well, I can try.
Do it... now !
1099
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,440
Yes, sir.
Begin photon channeling.
1100
01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:36,540
Photon channeling begun.
1101
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:40,350
Set magnification
coordinates.073.
1102
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:44,120
- Coordinates set.
- Engage tractor beam.
1103
01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:47,850
- No !
- [ Loud Bang ]
1104
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,860
Hey, teacher,
leave them kids alone !
1105
01:07:53,930 --> 01:07:57,160
- Ms. Finster.
- Muriel, it's you.
1106
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,200
You're still a vision
of loveliness.
1107
01:07:59,270 --> 01:08:02,830
Yeah ? And you're still a two-bit,
recess-hating pretty boy.
1108
01:08:02,910 --> 01:08:06,370
That hurt, Muriel. But I'll forgive you
if you'll just come back to me.
1109
01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,610
Ha ! I'd rather eat
playground dirt.
1110
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,810
That can be arranged,
my dear.
1111
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,440
Not before I take you down.
1112
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,460
Take me down ? Yeah, right.
You and what army ?
1113
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,150
Me and this army.
1114
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,060
The teachers !
1115
01:08:27,130 --> 01:08:29,570
[ Shouting ]
1116
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,630
[ Karate Shouts ]
1117
01:08:32,710 --> 01:08:35,540
Get them !
1118
01:08:35,610 --> 01:08:37,540
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1119
01:08:37,610 --> 01:08:41,440
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1120
01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:44,540
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1121
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:47,680
- No, no, no, no, Nobody can do the
- Shimmy
1122
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:50,450
- Like I do, Nobody can do the
- Shake
1123
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:54,290
- Like I do, Nobody can do the
- Boogaloo
1124
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,630
- Like I do, Nobody can do the
- Shimmy
1125
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,560
[ Continues ]
1126
01:09:02,370 --> 01:09:04,530
[ Screaming ]
1127
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,980
Fire !
1128
01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:19,140
- Let me tell you, Nobody
- Nobody
1129
01:09:19,220 --> 01:09:21,550
- Nobody
- Nobody
1130
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:24,590
- Nobody
- Nobody
1131
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:28,250
- [ Gasps ]
- Drink soda, ninjas !
1132
01:09:33,730 --> 01:09:35,600
Halt !
1133
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,260
Flying press !
1134
01:09:42,580 --> 01:09:46,340
- Nice flying press, Spinelli.
- Thanks. I've been working on it.
1135
01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:52,070
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1136
01:09:52,150 --> 01:09:53,980
You !
1137
01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:58,590
[ Ms. Finster ]
Stop right there, Kojak.
1138
01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:00,890
It's go time.
1139
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,760
- Nobody can do the
- Shake
1140
01:10:02,830 --> 01:10:06,490
- Like I do, Nobody can do the
- Boogaloo
1141
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:15,030
- Thanks, Ms. Finster.
-just doing my job, Detweiler.
1142
01:10:17,610 --> 01:10:19,540
Hurry !
There's still time.
1143
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,350
Faster, you idiot !
Faster !
1144
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:28,680
Hold it right there, Phillium.
The semester's over for you, pal.
1145
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:33,450
Not so fast, Pete. You might fall asleep
and miss the festivities.
1146
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,520
- Hey, Phillium,
there's a spot on your tie.
- Where ?
1147
01:10:41,170 --> 01:10:43,630
[ Ninja Screams ]
1148
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:46,640
- It's jammed.
- You're too late, Pete.
1149
01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:49,000
This time I win.
1150
01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:57,250
Vince !
1151
01:10:58,650 --> 01:11:01,350
The photon channeler.
And forget what they told you.
1152
01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,350
Aim it. Don't throw it.
1153
01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:18,190
- Look out ! She's gonna blow !
- [ All Screaming ]
1154
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,870
All my plans,
1155
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:55,130
my hopes and dreams...
1156
01:11:55,210 --> 01:11:57,180
ruined.
1157
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,700
Ruined !
1158
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:18,560
Get your hands off the suit,
you classless feeb !
1159
01:12:18,630 --> 01:12:20,890
I am the former
secretary of education.
1160
01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:23,900
Yeah, yeah. And I'm the former
princess of Morocco. Get in the car.
1161
01:12:23,970 --> 01:12:28,070
B-B-But it's all his fault.
I was only following orders.
1162
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:30,400
I'll turn state's evidence.
1163
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,640
Geez, what a squealer.
1164
01:12:32,710 --> 01:12:36,200
Come on, Grotke. I'll take you on.
My boxing against your martial arts.
1165
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,370
East meets West.
We'll see who wins.
1166
01:12:38,450 --> 01:12:42,410
I don't know, Muriel. I'm only supposed
to use it for self-defense.
1167
01:12:49,630 --> 01:12:52,360
What an exciting summer.
T.j. saved the world...
1168
01:12:52,430 --> 01:12:55,200
and Becky made assistant
fry chef at Floppy Burger.
1169
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:59,140
Come on, Ellie. The reporters wanna
talk to us about how we raised a hero.
1170
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,740
Listen, Becky, I heard about how you
saved my life and everything, and...
1171
01:13:04,810 --> 01:13:08,770
- well, here, I think this is yours.
- My diary ?
1172
01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:13,340
I can't believe it. You realize
this means you don't have
any leverage over me anymore ?
1173
01:13:13,420 --> 01:13:16,450
Hey, what can I say ?
Maybe I'm just growing up.
1174
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,960
Gee, you're an all-right
little brother after all.
1175
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:26,230
But, Teej, what about the
extra copies you got stashed
away up in the tree house ?
1176
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:28,890
Oh, I was just bluffing
about those.
1177
01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:33,670
So, Teej, we got two weeks
of summer vacation left.
What do you say we do 'em up right ?
1178
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:36,940
But don't you guys have to get back
to camp, work on your futures and all ?
1179
01:13:37,010 --> 01:13:38,940
Well, we've been thinkin'.
1180
01:13:39,010 --> 01:13:41,780
And we've decided there's plenty
of time for preparing for our futures.
1181
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:44,540
But only a little time left
for just being kids.
1182
01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:47,880
So, what do you say we head down
to the pond and skip some rocks ?
1183
01:13:47,950 --> 01:13:50,080
You guys got yourselves a deal.
1184
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,560
Oh, boy ! My first
summer vacation memories.
1185
01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:01,460
Uh, guys.
1186
01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:05,970
- I'll catch up with you.
I forgot something inside.
- Okay, but hurry.
1187
01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:24,880
- Principal Prickly ?
- Huh ?
1188
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,480
Oh, it's you, Detweiler.
1189
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,260
I was just, um, cleaning up this mess
Phillium left.
1190
01:14:31,330 --> 01:14:33,360
Guy always was a pack rat.
1191
01:14:33,430 --> 01:14:38,770
Look at this. A Norwegian
weather map from 1 956.
1192
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:43,140
Listen, sir, I never really got a chance
to thank you for all the stuff you did.
1193
01:14:43,210 --> 01:14:45,940
You know, quitting your golf game,
telling Benedict to let me go,
1194
01:14:46,010 --> 01:14:47,950
helping me save the world
and junk.
1195
01:14:48,010 --> 01:14:51,780
Oh, actually, Detweiler,
I'm the one who should be thanking you.
1196
01:14:51,850 --> 01:14:55,580
- Huh ?
- You did me a big favor
by dragging me into this mess.
1197
01:14:55,650 --> 01:14:59,250
See, I didn't get into teaching for
the promotions or the pension plans...
1198
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,490
or so I could get
to the golf course by 3:45.
1199
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:07,970
I-- I... did it 'cause I wanted to
help you kids. And I'd forgotten that.
1200
01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:12,740
- Till today.
- [ Knocking On Window ]
1201
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,030
- Come on, Teej.
- The pond awaits.
1202
01:15:15,110 --> 01:15:18,980
- I'll be there in a second.
- Hey, it's a gorgeous summer day
and your pals are waiting.
1203
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:22,880
Go have some fun
while you can... Teej.
1204
01:15:22,950 --> 01:15:25,580
You got it... Pete.
1205
01:15:25,650 --> 01:15:28,590
[ Rock 'n'Roll ]
1206
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,450
But don't forget !
Come September, you're mine.
1207
01:15:41,530 --> 01:15:44,430
I haven't forgotten
that "saggy butt" comment.
1208
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,770
Hey, September is
a long way off.
1209
01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:51,710
Let the sunshine
1210
01:15:54,180 --> 01:15:57,980
Let the sunshine in
1211
01:15:58,050 --> 01:16:02,320
The sunshine in
1212
01:16:02,390 --> 01:16:06,590
- Let the sunshine
- Whoa, let it shine
1213
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:10,620
- Let the sunshine in
- Come on
1214
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:15,030
- The sunshine in
- Everybody just sing along
1215
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:18,870
- Let the sunshine
- Let the sunshine in
1216
01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:22,870
- Let the sunshine in
- Open up your heart
and let in shine in
1217
01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:26,970
- The sunshine in
- When you're alone
1218
01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:29,640
Let the sunshine
1219
01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:33,210
[ Tj.]
One, two, three, four.
1220
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,830
Drop your silver
in my tambourine
1221
01:16:56,910 --> 01:17:00,400
Help a poor man
build a pretty dream
1222
01:17:01,610 --> 01:17:05,570
Give me pennies
I'll take anything
1223
01:17:05,650 --> 01:17:10,020
Now listen while I play
[ Echoing ]
1224
01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:13,180
My green tambourine
1225
01:17:15,590 --> 01:17:19,460
Watch the jingle jangle
start to shine
1226
01:17:19,530 --> 01:17:24,090
Reflections of the music
that is mine
1227
01:17:24,170 --> 01:17:28,440
When you toss a coin
you'll hear it sing
1228
01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:32,880
Now listen while I play
[ Echoing ]
1229
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:37,880
My green tambourine
1230
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:02,260
Drop a dime
before I walk away
1231
01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:06,740
Any song you want
I'll gladly play
1232
01:18:06,810 --> 01:18:10,810
Money feeds
my music machine
1233
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:15,480
Now listen while I play
[ Echoing ]
1234
01:18:15,550 --> 01:18:18,890
My green tambourine
1235
01:18:28,770 --> 01:18:32,760
Listen and I'll play
[ Echoing ]
1236
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,430
My green tambourine
1237
01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:41,770
Listen and I'll play
[ Echoing ]
1238
01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:45,340
Oh,yeah
My green tambourine
1239
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,650
I'll play
my green tambourine
1240
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:55,280
If you listen
I will play
1241
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,450
My green tambourine
1242
01:19:35,570 --> 01:19:37,830
[ Woman Vocalizing ]
1243
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:41,030
Calling out around the world
1244
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:45,130
Are you ready
for a brand-new beat
1245
01:19:45,210 --> 01:19:49,040
The summer's near
and the time is right
1246
01:19:49,110 --> 01:19:51,840
For dancing in the street
1247
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:56,620
- Dancing in Chicago
- Dancing in the street
1248
01:19:56,690 --> 01:19:59,750
- Down in New Orleans
- Dancing in the street
1249
01:19:59,830 --> 01:20:02,620
- In New York City
- Dancing in the street
1250
01:20:02,690 --> 01:20:07,890
All we need is music
Sweet music
1251
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:11,700
There'll be music everywhere
1252
01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:14,100
There'll be swinging
and swaying
1253
01:20:14,170 --> 01:20:16,110
And records playing
1254
01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:18,940
Dancing in the street
1255
01:20:19,010 --> 01:20:23,210
Oh, it doesn't matter
what you wear
1256
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:26,510
Just as long
as you are there
1257
01:20:26,590 --> 01:20:31,610
So, come on
Every boy grab a girl
1258
01:20:31,690 --> 01:20:34,990
Everywhere around the world
1259
01:20:35,060 --> 01:20:37,530
There'll be dancing
1260
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,570
We're dancing in the street
1261
01:20:40,630 --> 01:20:44,330
I said
we'll be dancing
1262
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:47,240
- Whoo!
- Dancing in the street
1263
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:50,140
We're dancing in the street
1264
01:20:50,210 --> 01:20:54,440
This is an invitation
across the nation
1265
01:20:54,510 --> 01:20:57,640
A chance for kids to meet
1266
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,240
- They'll be laughing and singing
- Laughing, singing
1267
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:04,580
And music swinging
We're dancing in the street
1268
01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:08,590
- Philadelphia, P.A.
- Dancing in the street
1269
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:12,190
- Baltimore and D.C. now
- Dancing in the street
1270
01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:16,390
- Can't forget the Motor City
- Beep-beep, beep-beep Whoo!
1271
01:21:16,470 --> 01:21:20,700
All we need is music
Oh, music
1272
01:21:20,770 --> 01:21:24,610
There'll be music everywhere
1273
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:27,040
There'll be swinging
and swaying
1274
01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:29,010
And records playing
1275
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,910
Dancing in the street
1276
01:21:31,980 --> 01:21:36,080
Oh, it doesn't matter
what you wear
1277
01:21:36,150 --> 01:21:39,950
Just as long
as you are there
1278
01:21:40,030 --> 01:21:44,430
Come on
every boy grab a girl
1279
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,950
Everywhere around the world
1280
01:21:48,030 --> 01:21:50,020
There'll be dancing
1281
01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:21,290
All around the world
1282
01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:23,700
Every boy and girl
1283
01:22:23,770 --> 01:22:25,700
Dancing in the street
1284
01:22:25,770 --> 01:22:29,300
- From your neighborhood
down to Hollywood
- Dancing in the street
1285
01:22:29,370 --> 01:22:33,040
- Dancing in the street
- Dancing in the street
1286
01:22:33,110 --> 01:22:35,510
We're dancing in the street
1287
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:39,380
We're dancing in the street
1288
01:22:40,690 --> 01:22:42,950
We're dancing in the street
1289
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:48,450
We're dancing in the street
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