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Previously on Making History...
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I have questions about
colonial Massachusetts.
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It's urgent.
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You have urgent questions
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about colonial Massachusetts?
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It's a time machine. I go to the past
every weekend, sometimes on Tuesdays.
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- It's real?
- Yup.
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Something screwed up the
American Revolution.
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I'm gonna give a speech
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that will rally a revolt.
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Show me the money!
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Your girlfriend is Paul
Revere's daughter?
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And your friends with John
Hancock and Sam Adams?
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- The founding fathers?
- Oh, yeah.
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You guys go back to 2016.
Leave me behind.
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"Chris Parish, killed
at the Battle of Lexington,
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April 24, 1775."
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That's tomorrow.
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♪ ♪
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- I love Philadelphia.
- Oh, yes, they have that
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Philadelphia cheesed beef.
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Ooh, on a hard roll?
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John Hancock, Sam Adams.
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Chris. Show me the money.
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You said it, so now I'm saying it.
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I have news about the British
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- that is gonna...
- Oh, God, you're obsessed.
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You're certain you
want to do this again?
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Last time all your British stuff
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completely sucked the
life out of the room.
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- You bombed up there, brother.
- Listen,
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you must gather everyone.
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Ha-hang on, Chris.
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It sounds like you're trying
to say something important.
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It's very important.
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But you're not wearing a wig, so....
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So it doesn't feel important.
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Do you see our problem here, Chris?
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- You got no hair, man.
- You look like a baby mouse.
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Imagine, a baby mouse,
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naked, blind,
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pops out of his little nest
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made of hair and sticks
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and starts talking to men in a bar.
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- You're right.
- And yet, transpose that against
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a fully furred adult mouse
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rising up on its hind legs,
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waist-coated and stocking-ed,
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addressing you in a mature manner.
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Well,
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you damn well sit up and listen.
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All right, everybody.
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Settle down. Hey!
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Settle down please.
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Decent wig.
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I'll hear him out.
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Sorry we could only stay in the
future for those few seconds.
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I understand.
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Your honor wouldn't permit
you to leave Chris behind.
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Yeah, "honor."
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Totally.
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Plus, I wouldn't want to have to
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walk by that statue every day.
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Did you see the eyes on that thing?
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Pure nightmare fuel.
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That glimpse of the future
was so overwhelming.
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There was Chris's statue,
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a building,
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and that miraculous, shiny paper.
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That was a York
Peppermint Patty wrapper.
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It was the most splendid
thing I've ever seen.
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Well, if you like that, wait
till you see our other trash.
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Now let's go get Chris before
he gets himself killed.
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Now, revolution,
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we've all heard that word,
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but what are some reasons
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someone might have one?
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Anybody?
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Paul Revere?
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Uh, when somebody's mean, like,
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when somebody hurts somebody?
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Good, yes, did everybody
hear Paul's answer?
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Like if somebody hurts somebody.
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For instance, the British
killed your daughter.
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What?
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They killed your daughter.
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Just terrible way to deliver that news.
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I liked it.
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Get to the point, get on with your day.
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Elizabeth's dead?
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Not Elizabeth.
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Deborah.
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Oh.
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Oh, drat.
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Where's your sense of pride, huh?
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W-Where's your sense of freedom?
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All right, fine, how about this?
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We shall form a committee
to consider a revolution.
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That committee shall
meet in a fortnight.
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Ooh, fortnight's no good for me.
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And I have a thing two
fortnights from now.
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I told you all about it last fortnight,
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so don't get mad at me.
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Well, then it's settled.
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We shall reconvene in a year.
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Guys, listen!
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Okay, we have to do this now, all right?
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We're all here and nobody looks busy.
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Don't be nasty, Chris.
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I'm trying to help.
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The British are gonna
find your hidden cannons.
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They know about our cannons?
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Yes! They're gonna take
all of your weapons.
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They're coming for our guns?
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What?
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Oh, my God, this is America.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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The British are coming
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to take your guns.
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I will die for my right to kill others
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while defending myself.
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If they take our guns,
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then how are we supposed
to fight the people
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who would take our guns?!
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My gun!
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Mine!
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My gun!
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Oh, gunny, gunny, gunny.
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They'll never get you. Mwah.
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The committee be damned.
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We shall revolt.
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Finally,
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these American colonies
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will truly
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be free!
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Yes.
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Chris! Chris!
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Chris!
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Chris, what's up, man?
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Paul,
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it's your daughter, Deborah.
She's alive and right there.
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So she is.
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You're a liar.
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After I loaned you my favorite wig.
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I have to stop trusting wigs.
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I thought you were dead.
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I'm happy to see you too, father.
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Now, you can do my laundry.
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And...
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the chapeau.
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Wow. My dad was kind of a jerk,
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but that was the meanest
thing I've ever seen.
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Forget him. Soon we'll be in the future
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starting our lives together,
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and nothing that he can say
will ever change that.
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What are you doing?
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I'm supposed to be fixing
the American Revolution
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and you are supposed to be
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- in the future.
- You want to know what we're doing, pal?
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- We're saving your life.
- That's me?
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Wait... how do I die?
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There's a plaque
on the back that says
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that you were hit by two
cannonballs at the same time.
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Wow, so...
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I died at the Battle of Lexington.
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Actually, you died the day
after the Battle of Lexington.
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You choke on a walnut.
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British are here and the
Colonists are here.
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- And we need to draw them into battle.
- Easy.
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We tell George Washington
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to write a letter to the troops
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instructing them to...
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Why are you pointing at me?
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I'm brainstorming. Haven't you
ever brainstormed before?
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One guy starts the idea.
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The other guy...
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Finishes the idea?
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Okay, yeah, so you've
brainstormed before.
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Dan, the most helpful thing
you can do right now,
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stop helping.
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What? Well, where do I fit?
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I have so much to offer this team!
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I got a ton of heart,
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an abundance of skill,
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and when the battle is going,
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I'm a full-blown berserker.
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I've made a decision.
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I'm not going to wash
my father's clothes.
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Get it, girl. After seeing the future,
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the bigotry of this time
is too hard to ignore.
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- You were there, like, three seconds.
- You're being very judgey.
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After seeing that Peppermint
Patricia wrapper,
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I knew that any society that could mix
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two separate flavors,
like mint and chocolate,
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is more open-minded than
I could ever fathom.
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We must start this revolution
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so that the women of the future
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can feel the freedom that I felt
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in those brief moments.
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You'll feel that feeling again, my love.
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I promise.
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Oh, Daniel.
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Guys.
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Guys. Guys, hey!
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One thing has always been true
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about Americans, huh?
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They freak out if you try
and take their guns.
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So... let's try and make
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the British take the Colonists' guns.
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Right. I... you just lost me.
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So the Colonists will freak
out and start the Revolution.
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Okay, yes. I'm back on board.
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Oh, I'll ride from Boston
to the outer boroughs
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to warn my fellow Colonists.
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I'll wear my father's clothes,
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so they think I'm a man and believe me.
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- I've fallen for stuff like that.
- Perfect.
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So, you tell the Colonists
to defend their guns,
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and we'll make sure that the British
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- are coming for them.
- All right.
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See, I don't always have the
idea, but a lot of times
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I have the idea that
gets us to the idea.
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Great brainstorming, everyone.
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- You're just so wonderful.
- Oh, you have no idea.
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Hey, pretty cool how I
saved your life, huh?
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Yeah, and I already thanked you for it
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like nine times.
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Yeah, but I mean, I saved your life.
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Oh, my God, that is so
great, but maybe right now
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we just focus on the Revolution.
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Very cool. Very cool.
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Still not clear on how we're gonna use
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the berserker in all this.
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When you were a kid did,
your parents ever play
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the quiet game with you?
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- Yeah, I sucked at it.
- Okay, well,
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here's your chance to
redeem yourself, buddy.
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When we get captured, you?
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Just shut up.
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Shut up.
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Oh,
Chris, don't be nasty.
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Hello.
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Will you come with us, please?
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Davey, who are these men?
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We found them
outside the camp, sir.
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They say they're spies for the crown.
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Hmm.
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Is that so?
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Lieutenant Colonel Francis Smith,
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it is an honor to meet you.
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And who,
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exactly, are you?
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My name's Jason Bourne.
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The government made me the
perfect killing machine,
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till I became the target.
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Stop it. How did you know
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where to find our camp?
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General Gage had us undercover
with the Colonists,
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and now we're reporting to you.
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General Gage?
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Well, nobody told me.
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Well, that's classic Gage, isn't it?
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He's...
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out of control lately.
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- And you have something to report?
- We do.
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The Colonists are stockpiling guns
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in a barn outside of Lexington.
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♪ ♪
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Guns.
271
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How many guns?
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- Like a thousand.
- Like a million.
273
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Oh, my God.
274
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What is their obsession with guns?
275
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They say they're for self-defense.
276
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All right, but if that's true,
277
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then why have so many?
278
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It makes me think they intend
to use them against us.
279
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I've heard claims they're for hunting.
280
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Bows and arrows are for hunting.
281
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A musket fires a bullet a minute.
282
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It's a mass-killing machine!
283
00:09:56,119 --> 00:09:57,785
Well, perhaps
284
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between wanting a gun
and purchasing a gun
285
00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,789
there could be some...
286
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period of waiting.
287
00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:05,026
I don't want to take their guns!
288
00:10:05,061 --> 00:10:06,828
But having so many
289
00:10:06,863 --> 00:10:09,330
makes me feel like I
need to take them away!
290
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But how can I be certain
291
00:10:12,836 --> 00:10:16,070
you are not colonial rabble-rousers?
292
00:10:16,106 --> 00:10:17,972
You don't speak the King's English.
293
00:10:18,007 --> 00:10:19,474
That's because we're so deep undercover,
294
00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:20,775
we've forgotten our accents.
295
00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:22,643
The only thing I do know,
296
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I'm a human weapon.
297
00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:26,948
Sir, I know
298
00:10:26,983 --> 00:10:28,950
I'm speaking out of turn, but...
299
00:10:28,985 --> 00:10:32,487
my gut tells me this Chris
chap is on the level.
300
00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:33,821
But, Davey,
301
00:10:33,857 --> 00:10:35,456
you're a natural skeptic.
302
00:10:35,492 --> 00:10:38,126
I know, sir. but I've got
a good feeling about him.
303
00:10:38,161 --> 00:10:39,927
I'd wager my entire reputation
304
00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:41,863
on Chris' good word.
305
00:10:41,898 --> 00:10:44,499
I've never heard Davey say
that about anyone before.
306
00:10:44,534 --> 00:10:46,067
Just...
307
00:10:46,102 --> 00:10:47,769
They've made quite a connection.
308
00:10:47,804 --> 00:10:49,137
Very well.
309
00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:51,873
Tomorrow morning, we
will march on Lexington,
310
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and we shall secure their guns!
311
00:10:54,144 --> 00:10:55,443
My liege,
312
00:10:55,478 --> 00:10:58,613
is there any way we could
march around noon,
313
00:10:58,648 --> 00:11:00,548
so it's not super early?
314
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,950
It's going to be early.
315
00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:05,419
Super early.
316
00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:07,789
The British are coming!
317
00:11:07,824 --> 00:11:09,223
The British are coming!
318
00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:11,192
And they want to take your guns!
319
00:11:13,163 --> 00:11:15,496
The British are coming!
320
00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:17,732
The British are coming!
321
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,467
And they want to take your guns!
322
00:11:19,502 --> 00:11:22,203
If Paul says it, then it must be true.
323
00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:24,705
We will defend our guns!
324
00:11:24,741 --> 00:11:26,440
The British are coming!
325
00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:29,010
Wow, Paul lost a lot of weight.
326
00:11:29,045 --> 00:11:32,113
Now, I feel fat.
327
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,850
I'll be in the larder.
328
00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:39,821
All right, Chris,
329
00:11:39,856 --> 00:11:43,024
what's your favorite bit of Chaucer?
330
00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:45,393
Uh, The Miller's Tale.
331
00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,762
Oh, my God, mine too!
332
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:51,432
Oh, you've read it as well?
333
00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,601
I have not.
334
00:11:54,871 --> 00:11:57,104
All right.
335
00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:58,573
Hey, Davey, uh,
336
00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,508
thank you for backing us up in there.
337
00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:01,809
Oh, no problem. I could tell
338
00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:03,110
you were a good bloke.
339
00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:04,979
That's why I didn't knock you out.
340
00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:07,215
But this one.
341
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,884
Try it again. Seriously, try
it again while I'm looking.
342
00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:12,353
Oh!
343
00:12:12,388 --> 00:12:13,688
Huh.
344
00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:16,357
Thanks, uh...
345
00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:17,792
I've been looking for a
way to quiet him down.
346
00:12:19,162 --> 00:12:21,028
Nice try.
347
00:12:21,064 --> 00:12:22,797
But my doctor told me
348
00:12:22,832 --> 00:12:24,732
I actually can't get
any more concussions.
349
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:25,800
Yeah, he probably
350
00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:27,201
meant that you shouldn't,
351
00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:28,903
not that it's impossible.
352
00:12:28,938 --> 00:12:31,372
Tea? For my favorite spy.
353
00:12:31,407 --> 00:12:34,075
Oh, but of course.
354
00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,345
Wait,
355
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:40,014
do you take your tea
milk first, as well?
356
00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:41,549
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
It helps get the...
357
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:43,284
Temperature right.
358
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:47,321
What the hell is happening?
359
00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:49,156
What?
360
00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:50,391
What did we just do?
361
00:12:50,426 --> 00:12:51,525
It's called a high-five.
362
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,161
I love it!
363
00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:55,630
Here's to the milk first boys.
364
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:57,431
Now and forever.
365
00:12:59,936 --> 00:13:02,470
Oh, my God, a couple of dorks.
366
00:13:08,444 --> 00:13:10,511
My love,
367
00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:11,946
you look ill.
368
00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:13,281
Were you tortured?
369
00:13:13,316 --> 00:13:14,316
Yes.
370
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,918
They made us wake up super early.
371
00:13:16,953 --> 00:13:19,120
You guys, this is incredible.
372
00:13:19,155 --> 00:13:21,122
The Battle of Lexington,
373
00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:23,391
the moment America was born.
374
00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:25,693
Hmm.
375
00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:29,497
If this is a battle,
376
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,299
why is no one shooting?
377
00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:35,102
You'll never take our guns!
378
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:37,138
Why do you need so many guns?
379
00:13:37,173 --> 00:13:39,840
Because we need to stop
you from taking them!
380
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:41,609
We weren't planning on taking them
381
00:13:41,644 --> 00:13:43,611
until you had too many!
382
00:13:43,646 --> 00:13:47,515
Then we were correct to have them!
383
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:48,582
Gentlemen, stop.
384
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:50,785
There's got to be a
reasonable solution to this.
385
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,653
Perhaps gun regulation could be
386
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:55,389
some sort of compromise. I...
387
00:13:55,425 --> 00:13:57,391
He is wearing an excellent wig.
388
00:13:57,427 --> 00:13:58,492
Come on, Davey.
389
00:13:58,528 --> 00:13:59,593
Let history happen.
390
00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,062
Who is Davey?
391
00:14:01,097 --> 00:14:03,764
The guy that's tearing
Chris and I apart.
392
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,434
For instance, if a person
is daffy in the head,
393
00:14:06,469 --> 00:14:08,469
maybe they shouldn't be
allowed to procure a gun.
394
00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:10,171
I don't want to have this conversation
395
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:12,173
- in front of the guns!
- Yes,
396
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:15,343
let's adjourn somewhere
away from the guns.
397
00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:18,312
I know what I have to do.
398
00:14:19,549 --> 00:14:21,749
I have to fire the shot
heard round the world.
399
00:14:21,784 --> 00:14:23,184
- Oh, let me do it.
- What?
400
00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:24,585
- I want to do it.
- Stop, you don't deserve this.
401
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,020
I haven't done anything yet.
402
00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:27,355
- I'm kind of bored.
- You're being an infant, man.
403
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,589
I'm not.
404
00:14:28,624 --> 00:14:30,358
- I haven't gotten to do anything!
- Stop!
405
00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:32,660
They're firing their guns!
406
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:35,529
They're trying to take our
guns with their guns!
407
00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:37,465
Three, two, one,
408
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,066
fire!
409
00:14:39,068 --> 00:14:41,156
- I did it.
- I did it.
410
00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:42,911
No, I did it. No, I did it.
411
00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:44,173
No, are you kidding me? I did it.
412
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:45,308
Clearly, I did it.
413
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,843
I fired a musket. I just
changed history by...
414
00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:48,911
Deborah, you were here. Who shot it?
415
00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:50,679
Chris.
416
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:54,048
Present! Fire!
417
00:14:56,652 --> 00:14:58,485
Fire! Fire!
418
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,416
Fire!
419
00:15:01,864 --> 00:15:04,298
Okay, the Revolution's started.
America's been born.
420
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,867
Now feels like as good
a time as any to bail.
421
00:15:06,903 --> 00:15:08,409
Hold on, this isn't right.
The British are winning.
422
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:09,457
Fire!
423
00:15:12,284 --> 00:15:14,321
So I led my people here to die.
424
00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:15,690
No, absolutely not.
425
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:18,299
- This is Chris's fault, 100%.
- No.
426
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,945
Their lives are on his head.
427
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,179
Well, I have to help them
428
00:15:21,215 --> 00:15:22,514
- or die trying!
- Wait, wait, Deb.
429
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:25,317
I have an idea.
430
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:26,352
You do?
431
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:27,386
Yeah.
432
00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:28,387
So, in that barn
433
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:29,788
are the weapons, right?
434
00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:31,590
- Explosives and guns?
- Yeah.
435
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:32,691
Okay, so it's like a video game.
436
00:15:32,726 --> 00:15:35,327
We just have to lure the
British into that barn...
437
00:15:35,362 --> 00:15:36,528
- And then blow them up!
- Yes, that's brainstorming!
438
00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:38,330
- We're brainstorming!
- Wait, wait.
439
00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:39,497
There's a cannon buried nearby.
440
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,932
This could work.
441
00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:42,334
But we have to get the Colonists
442
00:15:42,369 --> 00:15:44,135
to retreat from the barn.
443
00:15:44,171 --> 00:15:46,805
Retreat? They'll never do
it, these are Bostonians.
444
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,974
They're loud, pigheaded,
sunburned buffoons
445
00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:50,609
who would rather die than lose.
446
00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,310
Well, I'm a Bostonian, too,
447
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:56,114
and the only thing worse
than dying and losing
448
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:59,150
would be not dying and then winning.
449
00:15:59,186 --> 00:16:03,355
And that's what I intend to
never have happen to me.
450
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,523
He has a concussion,
451
00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:07,092
and I have a feeling
he's had a lot of 'em.
452
00:16:07,127 --> 00:16:08,393
Berserker!
453
00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:10,629
It hasn't hindered his
brilliance one bit.
454
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:11,664
Fire!
455
00:16:11,665 --> 00:16:13,365
Time-out! Time-out!
456
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,532
Look, it's Daniel!
457
00:16:14,568 --> 00:16:15,867
Time-out!
458
00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:17,020
And he's running like a coward.
459
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,403
Time-out!
460
00:16:18,405 --> 00:16:19,704
- Retreat!
- What?
461
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,072
Retreat!
462
00:16:21,108 --> 00:16:23,275
- They're gonna murder you!
- Retreat!
463
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,277
What on earth are they doing?
464
00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:26,778
Are they retreating?
465
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:28,413
It appears so, sir.
466
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:29,547
This is a slaughter!
467
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,583
They're gonna kill you!
468
00:16:36,356 --> 00:16:38,223
Is that Jason Bourne?
469
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,325
I believe so, sir.
470
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,360
Hmm.
471
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:46,898
Retreat! Run!
472
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:47,934
Run!
473
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:49,134
For a grown man to
474
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:50,302
lose all his dignity and composure,
475
00:16:50,337 --> 00:16:51,937
screaming and begging like a child...
476
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:53,905
The enemy must be too
terrifying to contemplate!
477
00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:56,708
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
478
00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:58,610
Lest we all debase ourselves like Dan!
479
00:16:58,645 --> 00:17:00,779
Run away!
480
00:17:00,814 --> 00:17:02,047
Hold your fire!
481
00:17:02,082 --> 00:17:03,181
Davey.
482
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:05,183
Chris, the enemy are retreating.
483
00:17:05,218 --> 00:17:06,618
The day is ours!
484
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,420
I knew I
was right about you.
485
00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,355
Look, I need you to
cram as many soldiers
486
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,557
in there as possible
and secure those guns.
487
00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:14,159
You got it.
488
00:17:15,228 --> 00:17:17,362
All right, boys,
489
00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:18,797
in we go!
490
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,031
And forward!
491
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,067
You heard Chris.
492
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,367
All the way to the back.
493
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:24,235
And no matter what happens, Davey, you,
494
00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:26,471
you stay outside, okay?
495
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:27,939
All right, but when we're done,
496
00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:29,374
we're gonna have one of our teas,
497
00:17:29,409 --> 00:17:31,309
milk first, buddy.
498
00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:33,078
Milk first forever!
499
00:17:54,301 --> 00:17:55,467
Davey?
500
00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:56,835
Chris?
501
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,703
Davey, no!
502
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,707
No!
503
00:18:04,811 --> 00:18:06,111
Davey!
504
00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:07,445
There's a chance he lived.
505
00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:16,287
A tremendous victory!
506
00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:18,023
Surely, this battle shall spark
507
00:18:18,058 --> 00:18:20,025
a great revolution.
508
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,427
And if we are to form a new nation,
509
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:24,262
we must guarantee
510
00:18:24,297 --> 00:18:27,899
unrestricted gun access for all!
511
00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:34,239
Paul,
512
00:18:34,274 --> 00:18:36,074
- thank you.
- I'm not Paul.
513
00:18:36,109 --> 00:18:37,409
It's time you all knew
514
00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,310
that you were led into
battle by a woman!
515
00:18:40,514 --> 00:18:42,380
Fie!
516
00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,318
Well,
517
00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:50,088
obviously, that won't do.
518
00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:53,324
Everyone say I did it!
519
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,693
Three cheers for Paul Revere,
520
00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:57,262
the hero of the Revolution!
521
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:01,533
That's not fair at all.
522
00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:02,901
Who cares what these tools think?
523
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,269
- We know what you did.
- No!
524
00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:05,737
I need to stand up to him. Father,
525
00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:07,338
you...
526
00:19:07,374 --> 00:19:09,374
are a liar and a tool!
527
00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:14,245
Young lady,
528
00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:15,880
you are...
529
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:18,516
embarrassing this family
with your outbursts.
530
00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:21,586
Now get back to the house at once
531
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:22,921
for stockade time.
532
00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,923
No! Never!
533
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,393
I am going to find my freedom
as an independent woman.
534
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,396
So, wash your own damn clothes!
535
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,599
It's okay, Paul.
536
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:35,900
It's this generation.
537
00:19:35,936 --> 00:19:38,369
They're just so selfish!
538
00:19:38,405 --> 00:19:42,373
Young people these days
have completely lost it.
539
00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:43,608
She said that, right?
540
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,410
I wasn't the only one who heard?
541
00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:50,415
That was amazing.
542
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,950
I could never stand up
to my dad like that.
543
00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:54,652
I'm really proud of you.
544
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,788
I'm so proud of you for
putting your cowardice
545
00:19:56,823 --> 00:19:59,090
on such public display.
546
00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:00,258
It's so brave.
547
00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:02,260
That's why I love you.
548
00:20:02,295 --> 00:20:04,329
You aren't afraid to show your feelings,
549
00:20:04,364 --> 00:20:06,364
even the ones you should be ashamed of.
550
00:20:06,399 --> 00:20:08,233
How'd you like to be ashamed
of me in the future?
551
00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:09,400
I'd love that.
552
00:20:10,704 --> 00:20:12,403
Ah, man, Davey.
553
00:20:12,439 --> 00:20:13,705
I didn't know our milk
first was gonna be
554
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,406
our milk last, you know.
555
00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:17,342
You faker. You knew him, like, a day.
556
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,892
Well,
557
00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:29,928
let's see if we saved America.
558
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,531
Excuse me, excuse me.
559
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,133
What do you think of the
British and their culture?
560
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,401
Who cares?
561
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,136
This is America, you bitch.
562
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,537
Yes! We did it!
563
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,339
- We're back.
- Chris...
564
00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:43,668
I'm sorry you lost your friend.
565
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:45,310
Yeah, it got, uh...
566
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,411
it got pretty dark.
567
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,481
But...
568
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,949
it was an experience I'll never forget,
569
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,317
so, um,
570
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,885
thank you guys for bringing me along.
571
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,687
Until next time, friend.
572
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,622
Right.
573
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,091
Hey, Chris.
574
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,493
Yeah?
575
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,461
I love you.
576
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,598
♪ ♪
577
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,535
Well, we're in the future.
578
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,903
What do you want to do?
579
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,538
Cloud walking.
580
00:21:14,187 --> 00:21:16,407
Uh, talk to a ghost and ride a tunnel
581
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,742
to the center of the Earth.
582
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,244
I'll do you one better.
583
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,778
Do you know what pizza is?
584
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,516
What about the time machine?
585
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,084
Just kick some leaves over it.
586
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,785
The cool thing about it being a bag,
587
00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:29,187
is you can be careless with it.
588
00:21:29,336 --> 00:21:32,305
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