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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,705 --> 00:00:04,408 Hello, #Jafael shippers. 2 00:00:04,502 --> 00:00:06,316 I hope you can keep your mouth shut, 3 00:00:06,384 --> 00:00:08,293 because Jane and Rafael are secretly exploring 4 00:00:08,361 --> 00:00:09,562 their feelings for each other. 5 00:00:09,629 --> 00:00:10,978 Also keeping a secret? 6 00:00:11,046 --> 00:00:12,564 Petra's lawyer, Jane Ramos, 7 00:00:12,631 --> 00:00:14,400 AKA J.R. 8 00:00:14,468 --> 00:00:16,235 See, she's working with some shady figures 9 00:00:16,302 --> 00:00:17,767 to get Petra thrown in jail. 10 00:00:17,835 --> 00:00:19,611 Straight out of a telenovela, right? 11 00:00:19,705 --> 00:00:20,892 Well, imagine this. 12 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,986 Jane's father put his career on hold to focus 13 00:00:23,061 --> 00:00:25,446 on being a stay-at-home dad to his baby, Baby. 14 00:00:25,534 --> 00:00:27,545 Only that turned out to be boring, boring. 15 00:00:27,665 --> 00:00:30,017 Also stuck? Our Jane. 16 00:00:30,087 --> 00:00:31,837 See, she had writer's block. 17 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:33,275 And to make matters worse, 18 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:34,830 Petra got herself a book deal. 19 00:00:34,905 --> 00:00:36,155 Okay! 20 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:37,486 And then this happened. 21 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:38,947 Jane, will you ghostwrite my book? 22 00:00:39,015 --> 00:00:41,017 And speaking of complicated coworkers, 23 00:00:41,085 --> 00:00:42,595 Alba is still working with Jorge, 24 00:00:42,663 --> 00:00:43,665 after she rejected 25 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,165 - his marriage proposal. - No. 26 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:48,190 And so, he moved on, leaving our Abuela single 27 00:00:48,301 --> 00:00:49,535 and ready to mingle. 28 00:00:49,602 --> 00:00:50,903 So, open the sunroof, 29 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:53,306 'cause it's about to get hot in here. 30 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:55,307 Friends, 31 00:00:55,374 --> 00:00:58,411 Jane's Gloriana Villanueva's sexual evolution 32 00:00:58,533 --> 00:01:00,353 went through many stages. 33 00:01:02,869 --> 00:01:03,898 Fear. 34 00:01:04,122 --> 00:01:06,424 We should stop! 35 00:01:06,545 --> 00:01:07,915 Denial. 36 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:09,455 Temptation. 37 00:01:09,548 --> 00:01:12,658 I'm fine! I really want to do this. I'm... 38 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:13,946 Negotiation. 39 00:01:14,014 --> 00:01:15,025 Wow. 40 00:01:15,093 --> 00:01:16,095 How do you feel? 41 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,001 Good. I feel good. 42 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:19,317 Acceptance. 43 00:01:19,565 --> 00:01:20,930 Liberation. 44 00:01:21,023 --> 00:01:22,557 And, finally... 45 00:01:25,063 --> 00:01:26,844 Let me just put the seat down. 46 00:01:27,289 --> 00:01:29,224 Car sex. 47 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:33,469 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 48 00:01:33,712 --> 00:01:35,235 I don't want to do this. 49 00:01:35,352 --> 00:01:36,664 Are you insane? 50 00:01:36,795 --> 00:01:39,365 We can't have sex for the first time in a car. 51 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:41,855 Oh,ho,ho!... Mwah! 52 00:01:41,923 --> 00:01:43,289 - Sure, we can. - No. 53 00:01:43,356 --> 00:01:45,012 Oh, hey. No, no, no, no. 54 00:01:45,155 --> 00:01:47,922 No way. Not after how judgy you were about that kiss. 55 00:01:48,187 --> 00:01:49,956 I need my full range 56 00:01:50,024 --> 00:01:51,729 - of motion. - Mm. 57 00:01:51,797 --> 00:01:53,332 Mm! 58 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:57,579 *JANE THE VIRGIN* Season 04 Episode 10 59 00:01:59,969 --> 00:02:01,672 Episode Title: "Chapter Seventy-Four" 60 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:03,120 Okay, so let's go upstairs 61 00:02:03,188 --> 00:02:05,275 - to your apartment. - The girls will be here in 15 minutes. 62 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,954 And we don't have to rush this. 63 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:09,048 The whole point of dating in secret is to see 64 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:10,407 if we can be a normal couple. 65 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:12,126 So I'm taking you out first. 66 00:02:12,407 --> 00:02:13,501 On a date. 67 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:16,329 Oh. So romantic. 68 00:02:16,588 --> 00:02:18,133 Make it a short date. 69 00:02:18,297 --> 00:02:20,016 Let me see your dating profile! 70 00:02:21,227 --> 00:02:22,895 Oh, come on. Let me see what you got. 71 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,657 - Okay, that's a good start. - Eh. 72 00:02:35,798 --> 00:02:38,610 It's a little... rigid. 73 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,247 Clergymen and monks? 74 00:02:42,315 --> 00:02:44,476 Because that's what you're gonna get with this profile. 75 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:57,430 Fine. Then look around and make a move. 76 00:02:57,579 --> 00:02:59,977 Or I'm gonna change that profile 77 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:02,321 and I'm gonna describe you as "fun-loving." 78 00:03:11,469 --> 00:03:14,727 Abuela, when we sell this, I can quit the lounge. 79 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:17,696 Plus, it'll give me a nice break from having to think 80 00:03:17,774 --> 00:03:20,684 of overly-complicated, soapy, romantic plots. 81 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:22,272 Tell me about it. 82 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:25,050 Book templates. 83 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:28,126 I want to see what Petra responds to. 84 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:29,570 Hmm? 85 00:03:30,094 --> 00:03:31,396 Unfortunately, 86 00:03:31,463 --> 00:03:33,383 I didn't respond to any of this. 87 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:36,269 But that's okay because how are we supposed to know 88 00:03:36,337 --> 00:03:38,237 what we like if we don't know what we hate? 89 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:40,383 Right. Glad I can help with that. 90 00:03:40,451 --> 00:03:41,704 I don't want to be derivative. 91 00:03:41,772 --> 00:03:43,383 I want to create my own brand. 92 00:03:43,602 --> 00:03:46,511 I mean, I can't relate to Martha Stewart, 93 00:03:46,578 --> 00:03:48,751 Chrissy Teigen or Bethenny Frankel. 94 00:03:48,819 --> 00:03:50,638 I'm a businesswoman, not some celebrity 95 00:03:50,706 --> 00:03:52,147 who's had their name slapped on a business. 96 00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:53,777 Hey, back off Chrissy Teigen. 97 00:03:53,844 --> 00:03:55,187 She's a literal legend. 98 00:03:55,254 --> 00:03:57,638 I built this hotel from the ground up. 99 00:03:57,782 --> 00:03:59,049 I want this book to reflect 100 00:03:59,117 --> 00:04:00,951 how hard I've worked. Hey! 101 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:04,296 Those StairMasters should obviously be facing the windows. 102 00:04:04,363 --> 00:04:07,165 - Sorry. Uh, you didn't specify. - Yeah, I also didn't specifically say 103 00:04:07,232 --> 00:04:08,861 not to put them upside down. It's common sense. 104 00:04:08,928 --> 00:04:10,021 We're renovating the gym. 105 00:04:10,099 --> 00:04:12,007 I test everything myself before I put it in the hotel. 106 00:04:12,074 --> 00:04:13,272 I'm that thorough. 107 00:04:13,349 --> 00:04:14,391 See, that's the kind of stuff 108 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:15,771 the book should be about. 109 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,342 Yeah, got it. That sounds great. 110 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:18,708 I just need to know the template 111 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:20,812 so I know what kind of book I'm writing. 112 00:04:20,948 --> 00:04:22,381 I am the template. 113 00:04:22,911 --> 00:04:24,783 Think outside the box for this book. 114 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:28,763 Maybe... maybe it's not even a regular book? 115 00:04:29,491 --> 00:04:31,226 Maybe it's in the shape of me? 116 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:32,825 Or the hotel? 117 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,357 Got it. 118 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:37,329 You know, we can decide the shape of the book later. 119 00:04:37,396 --> 00:04:39,331 For now, we need to submit a proposal. 120 00:04:39,398 --> 00:04:43,402 So, would you say it's more a autobiography? 121 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:48,085 Or, uh, would it be more a lifestyle book? 122 00:04:48,153 --> 00:04:49,321 Or a collection of stories? 123 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,739 Or all three woven together? 124 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:56,950 Okay, but what category would it fall into, like, the most? 125 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,317 Let's not categorize. 126 00:04:58,384 --> 00:05:01,086 Does it have pictures or no pictures? 127 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:02,154 Don't condescend, Jane. 128 00:05:02,221 --> 00:05:05,091 Of course it has pictures with my new haircut. 129 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:09,083 Look, I'm sorry. 130 00:05:09,761 --> 00:05:13,099 I really want this to be a happy collaboration. 131 00:05:13,325 --> 00:05:15,130 So do I, honestly. 132 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:17,036 And I love your haircut. 133 00:05:17,103 --> 00:05:19,838 You know, we're just getting tripped up on hypotheticals. 134 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:21,255 Let me work on the proposal. 135 00:05:21,323 --> 00:05:22,474 I worked for a publisher. 136 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:24,077 I can knock this out. 137 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,294 Perfect. 138 00:05:25,511 --> 00:05:26,802 Good plan. 139 00:05:27,179 --> 00:05:28,647 Go forth and write, Jane. 140 00:05:28,919 --> 00:05:30,249 You can do it. 141 00:05:31,013 --> 00:05:32,451 Roll. 142 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:33,691 Come on, Baby. 143 00:05:33,759 --> 00:05:34,942 I believe in you. 144 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:37,189 Use your core. 145 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:49,928 Oh, good, you're home. 146 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:53,167 Hello. How was dance class? 147 00:05:53,235 --> 00:05:54,286 Great. 148 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,884 I love teaching without the responsibility 149 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:57,243 of running a studio. 150 00:05:57,372 --> 00:05:58,850 How about you? 151 00:05:59,006 --> 00:06:00,748 Any progress with the roll? 152 00:06:00,816 --> 00:06:03,585 Not yet, but we're plugging away. 153 00:06:03,782 --> 00:06:06,881 I, too, feel like I am living the dream. 154 00:06:07,383 --> 00:06:09,053 Hon, are you okay? 155 00:06:09,121 --> 00:06:10,421 Of course. 156 00:06:10,722 --> 00:06:12,670 So, you're not at all regretting your decision 157 00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:14,185 to stay at home with Baby? 158 00:06:15,771 --> 00:06:17,696 I am miserable, Xo. 159 00:06:17,903 --> 00:06:19,060 All Baby does is 160 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,639 sleep and poop and sleep and poop and sleep. 161 00:06:22,201 --> 00:06:25,104 I thought being home with her would be fun and fulfilling. 162 00:06:25,203 --> 00:06:27,772 But I'm bored and resentful. 163 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,240 And I'm a monster. 164 00:06:29,308 --> 00:06:31,711 You are not a monster. 165 00:06:31,817 --> 00:06:34,514 Being a stay-at-home parent is really hard. 166 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:37,008 So, do you think it's okay for me to call it? 167 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:38,725 What? No. 168 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:40,139 You haven't given it a real shot. 169 00:06:40,207 --> 00:06:41,256 But I'm miserable. 170 00:06:41,324 --> 00:06:44,920 You just need some human contact, the adult kind. 171 00:06:44,996 --> 00:06:46,330 You should join a parent group. 172 00:06:46,404 --> 00:06:47,834 Are there celebrity ones? 173 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:49,615 You don't need to be around celebrities. 174 00:06:49,683 --> 00:06:50,842 Just normal parents 175 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,311 who are feeling what you're feeling. 176 00:07:20,346 --> 00:07:21,555 Okay, Jane, 177 00:07:21,622 --> 00:07:23,557 just reinvent the book form. 178 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:26,495 No pages, no chapters, no words, 179 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,030 but definitely a narrator. 180 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:32,190 Good idea. 181 00:07:32,258 --> 00:07:34,293 Just free-associate. Get loose. 182 00:07:39,811 --> 00:07:41,104 Harsh. 183 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:51,433 Much better. 184 00:07:51,501 --> 00:07:55,020 Petra is strong, determined, driven... 185 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,176 Insulted. 186 00:07:56,391 --> 00:07:57,950 Flat-out insulted. 187 00:07:58,018 --> 00:07:59,378 That's the only way to describe it. 188 00:07:59,598 --> 00:08:00,606 "I strive to create 189 00:08:00,674 --> 00:08:03,301 a work environment that feels warm and communicative"? 190 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:05,249 I would never say that. 191 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:06,785 It-it-it's too... 192 00:08:06,883 --> 00:08:08,751 Nice? Nauseating! 193 00:08:08,872 --> 00:08:10,807 And frankly, I'm... 194 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,239 I'm feeling judged here. 195 00:08:12,578 --> 00:08:15,036 I just softened it a bit to paint you in a better light 196 00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:16,139 to help sell the book. 197 00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:17,374 Better light to whom? 198 00:08:17,442 --> 00:08:18,543 I hate this woman. 199 00:08:18,611 --> 00:08:20,279 And I like myself, Jane. 200 00:08:20,414 --> 00:08:22,098 I am really sorry. 201 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,968 I didn't mean to insult you. 202 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,989 I know. 203 00:08:29,231 --> 00:08:33,043 Look, our friendship and family is really important to me. 204 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:34,439 Ah, me, too. 205 00:08:34,584 --> 00:08:35,901 Then maybe we should protect that 206 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:37,670 and I should find a different ghostwriter. 207 00:08:39,995 --> 00:08:42,242 All right, let's just calm down for a bit. 208 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:44,044 I think that this is gonna work out just fine. 209 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,435 I mean, we've worked together for years at the Marbella. 210 00:08:46,591 --> 00:08:47,638 That's true. 211 00:08:47,706 --> 00:08:49,411 Right? This is just a new dynamic. 212 00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:50,966 We just need to find our groove. 213 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,035 How long will that take? 214 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:54,435 - What? Finding a groove? - Yes. 215 00:08:54,512 --> 00:08:56,178 - I mean, I don't know. - Because running a hotel 216 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,883 - is very time-consuming. - It's not exactly a set thing, but I... 217 00:08:57,950 --> 00:09:00,018 I have a million problems to solve, fires to put out. 218 00:09:00,085 --> 00:09:01,532 That's what I wish you understood, Jane. 219 00:09:01,599 --> 00:09:03,488 The-the rigors of my daily life. 220 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:06,892 You should shadow me. 221 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:08,122 Shadow you? 222 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:09,552 Follow me around. 223 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,935 Really get inside my head. 224 00:09:11,003 --> 00:09:12,262 That way, you-you could see 225 00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:13,537 how much I accomplish every day. 226 00:09:13,604 --> 00:09:15,469 You'll gain respect for me because how could you not? 227 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:17,176 And then you'll be able to write the book. 228 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,126 That sounds great. 229 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,662 It's gonna be a nightmare. 230 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:21,825 But you know what? 231 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:23,374 I'm gonna suck it up because this could be 232 00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:24,739 a great way to make money writing 233 00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:26,450 - until inspiration strikes. - Hey. 234 00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:27,889 Are you ready for work? 235 00:09:27,957 --> 00:09:29,125 Hey, yeah. Almost ready. 236 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,278 Daddy, wait. 237 00:09:30,346 --> 00:09:32,248 I need your help with my school project. 238 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:34,388 Oh, how cute. 239 00:09:34,489 --> 00:09:36,169 You're making a family tree 240 00:09:36,237 --> 00:09:37,294 - at school. - Yes, 241 00:09:37,364 --> 00:09:39,255 but I couldn't think of anyone 242 00:09:39,323 --> 00:09:41,919 on Daddy's side except Auntie Petra. 243 00:09:44,162 --> 00:09:46,536 I was adopted and both my parents passed away. 244 00:09:46,604 --> 00:09:48,481 Remember? I'm sorry you never got to meet them. 245 00:09:48,684 --> 00:09:50,467 Really? One was a thief 246 00:09:50,535 --> 00:09:52,336 and the other was a serial killer. 247 00:09:52,403 --> 00:09:53,438 I can give you their names. 248 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,515 Just don't Google them. 249 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,099 What about your real parents? 250 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,109 You mean his biological parents. 251 00:09:58,286 --> 00:10:01,216 Uh, actually, buddy, I don't know who they are. 252 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:03,270 Don't you want to know? Maybe they're pirates. 253 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,310 Maybe, but I'm kind of happy 254 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:06,505 with the way things are. 255 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,007 - But what if... - And the good news 256 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,005 is that your mommy's side of the family is so big 257 00:10:10,073 --> 00:10:11,374 and so filled with love 258 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,125 that maybe you just focus on that, okay? 259 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:17,362 We should get to work. 260 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:19,951 And, friends, 261 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,794 it should be noted that by "work," 262 00:10:21,934 --> 00:10:23,333 he meant... 263 00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:26,270 their top secret date. 264 00:10:26,337 --> 00:10:27,796 Well, hello there. 265 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:29,267 I'm Rafael. 266 00:10:29,536 --> 00:10:30,935 Jane. 267 00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:33,554 Ooh, role-play as foreplay. 268 00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:35,898 So, where are you from? 269 00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:39,062 I'm a local, actually, born and raised. 270 00:10:39,262 --> 00:10:40,996 What about you? Well... 271 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,473 Here and there. I don't really have deep roots. 272 00:10:46,157 --> 00:10:47,993 Wait, is this about what Mateo said 273 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,328 - about your parents? - Who's Mateo? 274 00:10:51,105 --> 00:10:52,299 Sorry. 275 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:54,036 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Never mind. 276 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,692 I'm kind of a rolling stone. 277 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:00,987 - Okay, what? - Nothing. 278 00:11:01,055 --> 00:11:03,089 Look, I'm happy about my decision not to find them. 279 00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:04,385 You just don't seem happy. 280 00:11:04,453 --> 00:11:05,954 Because you keep asking me about it. 281 00:11:06,768 --> 00:11:09,114 Can I get a scotch, neat? 282 00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:12,370 Please don't judge. 283 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,125 I'm not. 284 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,132 Fine, I am a little, 285 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,373 but not because of the scotch, 286 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,932 but because you are shutting down 287 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,199 and you do not want to engage. 288 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,736 That's right, Jane. I don't. 289 00:11:26,772 --> 00:11:29,179 Should we do this another night? 290 00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:31,850 Yeah. I have a big day tomorrow with Petra. 291 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,284 Which brings us to... 292 00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:35,741 We are almost completely out of sea bass, Bob. 293 00:11:35,824 --> 00:11:37,866 - Already? - Yes, and running out 294 00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:38,998 is unacceptable. 295 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,353 Jane, write down that that is unacceptable. 296 00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:45,268 Look, I need a shipment no later than this afternoon, 297 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:47,061 and if you can't do it, I'll switch vendors. 298 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:48,531 You don't think there are other fishmongers in town? 299 00:11:48,598 --> 00:11:49,554 Please, Ms. Solano, I... 300 00:11:49,622 --> 00:11:50,429 - Don't "please" me. - I just... 301 00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:51,599 I'm not the one who made the mistake. 302 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:54,288 Hey, sorry to jump in, but I was in the kitchen earlier, 303 00:11:54,356 --> 00:11:56,590 and we do have one pallet of sea bass left. 304 00:11:56,694 --> 00:11:58,095 So we should be good until tomorrow. 305 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,030 Thank you for your input, Jane. 306 00:12:01,104 --> 00:12:02,523 I'll check on it and get back to you. 307 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:03,710 You're dismissed. 308 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:06,722 - Jane! - Hmm? 309 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:09,113 The first two letters in shadow are shhh! 310 00:12:09,308 --> 00:12:10,552 I was just trying to help. 311 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,330 You weren't helping, you were interfering. 312 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,893 You think I don't know about that extra pallet back there? 313 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:16,592 Then why did you threaten to fire him? 314 00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:17,958 To instill fear. 315 00:12:18,026 --> 00:12:20,362 Employees need to worry they're going to lose their jobs. 316 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:21,802 Keeps them on their toes. 317 00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:23,554 What? 318 00:12:23,622 --> 00:12:25,456 - Nothing. - Oh, just say it. 319 00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:29,450 Fine, since you said I was your moral compass. 320 00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:33,341 I just think there are kinder ways to motivate your employees. 321 00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:34,755 Interesting. 322 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:37,157 And how many successful businesses have you run? 323 00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:38,602 Oh, snap! 324 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,903 Exactly. 325 00:12:40,244 --> 00:12:41,778 Look, I can't have you shadow me 326 00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:43,601 if you're going to judge me the whole time. 327 00:12:43,669 --> 00:12:45,435 Now I have to go. 328 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,927 Going to that parenting group 329 00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:48,521 was the best thing I could have done. 330 00:12:48,589 --> 00:12:49,755 It was so helpful. 331 00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:51,023 - Really? - Yes. 332 00:12:51,091 --> 00:12:53,060 There was this mom who felt exactly like me. 333 00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:56,765 She loved her son, but she didn't love taking care of him. 334 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,911 See, I told you, it's totally normal. 335 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,708 Yes. I thought I was struggling 336 00:13:00,776 --> 00:13:02,610 because I went from being a famous person 337 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:04,044 to a regular person, you know, 338 00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:05,396 but everything this mom said 339 00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:08,060 about postpartum depression rang true. 340 00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:10,146 And then I realized I had it. 341 00:13:10,403 --> 00:13:11,404 What? 342 00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:12,950 Postpartum depression. 343 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:14,786 You can't have postpartum depression. 344 00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:16,528 Y-You didn't... partum. 345 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,353 - Pardon? - You didn't give birth. 346 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:19,986 I know, Xiomara, 347 00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:21,775 but what this mom said, 348 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,150 I felt the exact same way, 349 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:25,244 so I Googled male postpartum depression 350 00:13:25,312 --> 00:13:26,713 during "Wheels on the Bus," 351 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,901 and men can definitely have it, too. 352 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,275 That's ridiculous. 353 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,955 It has to do with hormone levels. 354 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:33,957 And I have hormones, too. 355 00:13:34,025 --> 00:13:36,322 And this birth definitely affected them. 356 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:39,838 So I'm not going to suffer in silence. 357 00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:41,299 I don't understand. 358 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:43,017 You said if I cooperated with the police, 359 00:13:43,085 --> 00:13:44,352 then they would leave me alone. 360 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,814 Why do they want to question me again? 361 00:13:45,882 --> 00:13:47,322 Look, I'm surprised, too. 362 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:49,339 It should be noted she was not surprised 363 00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:51,431 because this bitch was trying to frame Petra. 364 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,556 They used the blueprints to recreate the scene, 365 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,072 and apparently, 366 00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:58,064 there were some screws missing from Anezka's balcony railing, 367 00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:01,205 which would suggest premeditation. 368 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,244 They think I killed her on purpose? 369 00:14:06,343 --> 00:14:08,142 Unfortunately, they're not ruling it out. 370 00:14:09,653 --> 00:14:12,502 This is ridiculous. 371 00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:15,155 Clearly, my sister 372 00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:17,191 or my mother, or some combination 373 00:14:17,259 --> 00:14:18,666 of the two were trying to kill me. 374 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,400 Then you say that in the interview. 375 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:21,853 Don't worry. 376 00:14:21,921 --> 00:14:25,491 All you have to do is tell the truth. 377 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,150 The truth is... 378 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,760 I overreacted last night, big-time. 379 00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:33,189 And I'm sorry. 380 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:35,093 You were right. 381 00:14:35,299 --> 00:14:37,955 No, look, I... I was thrown, 382 00:14:38,072 --> 00:14:41,346 I-I shut down, I lashed out. 383 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,017 And I should have let it go, but... 384 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,963 My grandma's coming. 385 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,899 - Um, rain check tomorrow after work? - Mm-hmm. 386 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,252 Wait, really? 387 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,354 Who's Ronaldo? 388 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:54,830 Her church crush. And? 389 00:14:57,555 --> 00:14:58,655 What do you mean you think? 390 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,003 Either he asked you or he didn't. 391 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,275 Abuela... 392 00:15:12,055 --> 00:15:13,123 No. Cancel it. 393 00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,181 Uh... 394 00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:20,369 I have plans tomorrow night. 395 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,580 What? 396 00:15:35,619 --> 00:15:36,642 Okay, I'll go. 397 00:15:40,285 --> 00:15:41,291 Get it, girl. 398 00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:47,396 I have a lot of interesting observations 399 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,455 because I'm a very perceptive person. 400 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,946 I'll just make them up as we go, 401 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:53,127 but definitely get across that I'm observant. 402 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,001 And I pick up on everything. 403 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,736 Wow, this voice memo thing is pretty great, actually. 404 00:15:57,804 --> 00:15:59,736 I can communicate and not see you standing there, 405 00:15:59,804 --> 00:16:02,454 judging me with that judgy Jane face. 406 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,689 Yup, that's the face. 407 00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,058 Anyway... 408 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,908 Oh... uh, Petra made me voice memos 409 00:16:08,976 --> 00:16:10,536 because the shadow thing wasn't working. 410 00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:18,235 Mm-hmm. 411 00:16:20,138 --> 00:16:22,040 So that's why lining up wallpaper precisely 412 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,407 is important. 413 00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:25,710 Now, why did I bring that up? I can't remember. 414 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,046 I've lost my train of thought. Well, eh, you'll find it. 415 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,115 You have to demand what you want in this world. 416 00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:31,986 You can't sit around and wait to be handed it. 417 00:16:32,054 --> 00:16:33,952 Make big choices because, otherwise, Ellie, 418 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:35,635 Anna is going to walk all over you. 419 00:16:35,814 --> 00:16:37,082 Sorry, Mommy. 420 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:38,223 Stop apologizing. 421 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:39,825 Go get your ice cream back from her. 422 00:16:45,657 --> 00:16:48,291 Essentially, it means if you pat a snake with a bare foot, 423 00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:50,286 don't be surprised if someone poops in your shoe. 424 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,970 It may not translate. 425 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,227 Okay, okay. 426 00:16:57,414 --> 00:16:59,250 Forget I said that. 427 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,446 Oh, wow, I needed a break from that voice. 428 00:17:01,513 --> 00:17:02,852 Me, too. 429 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,986 Well, I'm glad you're here. 430 00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:05,531 Oh, come on. 431 00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:07,452 It was ridiculously easy for me to figure out. 432 00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,287 Oh, it's the real thing. 433 00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,354 I really should be a detective. 434 00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:11,526 What are you talking about? 435 00:17:11,594 --> 00:17:13,725 The screws on the Juliet balcony, 436 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,328 they're called Mueller screws. 437 00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:17,281 You can't just unscrew them with any old screwdriver. 438 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:19,266 You need a Mueller screwdriver. 439 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,315 The day Anezka died, a Mueller screwdriver 440 00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:23,180 was signed out and never returned. 441 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,211 And guess who signed it out? 442 00:17:25,555 --> 00:17:26,985 Go ahead, show her, Vinnie. 443 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,985 Your mother. 444 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,686 Yup. 445 00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:36,281 I remember when she came in 'cause she was with the twins. 446 00:17:36,382 --> 00:17:37,549 - What? - Yeah. 447 00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:38,917 I remember 'cause I can never tell 448 00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:40,485 which one is which, and on that day, 449 00:17:40,552 --> 00:17:43,421 I guessed right. I was really relieved, actually. 450 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,649 Petra? You okay? 451 00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:54,399 Yeah, fine. I just need a minute. 452 00:18:02,556 --> 00:18:03,656 Sorry. 453 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,166 It's like it's all just hitting me. 454 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,838 My mother wanted me dead. 455 00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:11,947 And who knows when she'll turn back up. 456 00:18:12,015 --> 00:18:15,486 And I'm just so tired, honestly, of just having to... 457 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,268 always be on my guard. 458 00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:22,229 But I have to. 459 00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:25,063 Because... well, you heard. 460 00:18:25,263 --> 00:18:26,830 She was with my daughters. 461 00:18:27,132 --> 00:18:29,385 How did she get to my daughters? 462 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,752 I'm sorry. 463 00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,564 This isn't your problem. 464 00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:38,260 Yes, it is. 465 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,432 And I'm gonna fix this. 466 00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:45,516 Let's rehearse what you're gonna say to the police. 467 00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:47,552 I thought you said we don't have to rehearse. 468 00:18:47,619 --> 00:18:49,588 Yeah, well... 469 00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:52,932 I changed my mind. 470 00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:10,341 I know, friends. 471 00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:12,410 Straight out of a telenovela, right? 472 00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:14,279 Which brings us to... 473 00:19:19,313 --> 00:19:23,298 Wow, I'm getting lots of replies. 474 00:19:23,989 --> 00:19:26,564 Eh... Not all of them are kind, 475 00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,290 but most aren't verified, 476 00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:29,868 so who cares, right? 477 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,556 Oh, my God. 478 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:35,353 Baby, I just got a reply from River Fields. 479 00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:39,728 She's a major icon with legendary eyebrows. 480 00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:52,119 Yes! This is big-league, Baby. Let's see what she has to say. 481 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:02,314 You back off with the "momsplaining," River Fields. 482 00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:05,997 I agree with you, Baby. She stinks. 483 00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:19,477 Hello, 484 00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:21,072 sexy lady. 485 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,290 Oh, that's right. 486 00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:24,025 Have fun on your date, Jane. 487 00:20:34,164 --> 00:20:35,900 Yup. He saves babies. 488 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,267 For a living. 489 00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:40,587 Abuela... 490 00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:43,392 Ooh, I want to see. 491 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:44,970 Eh? 492 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,071 Hello. 493 00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:48,673 Jane, he is fine. 494 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,133 Okay, stop. 495 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,008 Da, da, da! May I now present an announcement 496 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:02,617 from Papa that will make everyone... 497 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:05,358 What's my line again? 498 00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:06,424 "Faint." 499 00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:07,658 Faint! 500 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,226 What? 501 00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:13,586 You are looking at a celebrity who has been invited 502 00:21:13,665 --> 00:21:15,937 on The Talk to debate River Fields 503 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:19,086 on the topic of male postpartum depression. 504 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,672 Oh, no. 505 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,087 Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. 506 00:21:22,154 --> 00:21:23,359 Rogelio, you can't. 507 00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:24,875 I can, and I will. 508 00:21:24,943 --> 00:21:26,500 Don't you remember what happened 509 00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:27,945 when she took down Tom Cruise? 510 00:21:28,013 --> 00:21:30,565 Yeah, Dad, she's an American sweetheart. 511 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,071 If something goes wrong, you can ruin your chance 512 00:21:32,138 --> 00:21:33,484 at having an American career. 513 00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:38,133 Fine. 514 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:39,930 I'll pass. 515 00:21:42,062 --> 00:21:43,164 Oh, look. 516 00:21:43,253 --> 00:21:44,821 River sent out another tweet. 517 00:21:44,889 --> 00:21:47,157 What do I think about Rogelio de la Vega? 518 00:21:47,247 --> 00:21:48,559 Well, I, uh... 519 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,672 I think he is a second-rate telenovela actor 520 00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:53,265 who's spreading ignorance online. 521 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,156 The guy needs to keep his mouth shut, stay in his lane. 522 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:58,934 Rogelio... 523 00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:00,435 Calm down. 524 00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:01,523 No. 525 00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:02,890 I will not calm down. 526 00:22:02,976 --> 00:22:04,015 River Fields 527 00:22:04,082 --> 00:22:05,582 has no idea what awaits her 528 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:08,422 on The Talk because I am going on the show. 529 00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:10,476 But I will not be talking. 530 00:22:11,227 --> 00:22:15,153 I will be yelling! 531 00:22:25,372 --> 00:22:27,442 You have to stop leading with that, Abuelo. 532 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,691 I didn't think he was. 533 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,130 - So, should we order? - Sure. 534 00:22:41,197 --> 00:22:42,559 Let me grab the waiter. 535 00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:46,786 So what can I get for you guys? 536 00:22:47,304 --> 00:22:49,996 I'll have the salmon, thank you. 537 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,145 And I'll take the steak, medium rare. 538 00:22:53,697 --> 00:22:56,412 Can I have the spinach with that instead of the mushrooms? 539 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,459 Certainly. 540 00:22:57,527 --> 00:22:59,963 And is the sauce on that spicy? 541 00:23:00,031 --> 00:23:00,941 A little, but we can put it on the side. 542 00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:02,534 No, I like spicy. Thank you. 543 00:23:04,609 --> 00:23:06,665 And actually, I think I'll do... 544 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:10,603 mashed potatoes instead of spinach. 545 00:23:10,671 --> 00:23:12,806 Why not? 546 00:23:13,937 --> 00:23:15,038 For you, sir? 547 00:23:15,106 --> 00:23:16,453 I'll take the chicken, 548 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,039 please, with a side salad. 549 00:23:18,181 --> 00:23:19,228 Very good. 550 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,037 Move your head! 551 00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:24,565 And for you? 552 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:25,672 Jane? 553 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,745 Huh? 554 00:23:26,813 --> 00:23:28,159 Uh... 555 00:23:28,546 --> 00:23:29,835 Oh, uh, um... 556 00:23:30,329 --> 00:23:31,808 I-I'll have the salmon. 557 00:23:41,935 --> 00:23:43,480 Deep breath. 558 00:23:43,628 --> 00:23:45,693 They're just gonna ask the same questions over and over 559 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,308 to try to find inconsistencies. 560 00:23:47,617 --> 00:23:49,120 Just keep it simple. 561 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,620 You got this. 562 00:23:51,151 --> 00:23:52,980 Just don't let them rattle you. 563 00:23:58,556 --> 00:24:00,237 Which brings us to... 564 00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:08,493 You were great. 565 00:24:08,661 --> 00:24:10,363 Perfect, not rattled. 566 00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:11,452 True, for the record. 567 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:14,155 I'd show you, but it was pretty dry stuff. 568 00:24:14,332 --> 00:24:15,821 Hopefully, we'll get a call 569 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,571 that you're no longer a person of interest. 570 00:24:17,639 --> 00:24:18,756 And then, 571 00:24:18,941 --> 00:24:20,310 we go our separate ways. 572 00:24:21,365 --> 00:24:22,608 Hmm. 573 00:24:22,675 --> 00:24:24,964 Looks like someone's having trouble letting go. 574 00:24:25,032 --> 00:24:27,868 Well, thank you, J.R. 575 00:24:28,315 --> 00:24:29,581 No problem. 576 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,698 Pete. 577 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:35,573 Did you just give my nickname a nickname? 578 00:24:45,689 --> 00:24:46,823 Oh, no. 579 00:24:46,976 --> 00:24:48,581 Another burner phone? 580 00:24:48,836 --> 00:24:50,409 Where did that come from? 581 00:24:57,374 --> 00:24:59,033 I thought they'd send me to jail. 582 00:24:59,101 --> 00:25:01,202 For stealing communion wine? 583 00:25:01,270 --> 00:25:03,717 I was 12. I had stolen the blood of Christ. 584 00:25:03,785 --> 00:25:05,382 I was just hoping they wouldn't crucify me. 585 00:25:05,449 --> 00:25:06,474 Oh. 586 00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:07,576 Hey. 587 00:25:07,644 --> 00:25:10,163 Huh? It looks like they're hitting it off, huh? 588 00:25:13,295 --> 00:25:14,677 That's why you're here, too, right? 589 00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:16,331 Oh, totally. 590 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,269 Do you need to check those? 591 00:25:31,337 --> 00:25:32,426 It could be your babysitter. 592 00:25:32,493 --> 00:25:33,488 No, it's not. 593 00:25:33,556 --> 00:25:35,144 Well, that was the best meal 594 00:25:35,212 --> 00:25:36,346 I've had in ages. 595 00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:37,847 Huh? 596 00:25:38,341 --> 00:25:39,442 Will you excuse me? 597 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,488 I need to go to the restroom. 598 00:25:43,698 --> 00:25:44,865 What are you doing? 599 00:25:45,514 --> 00:25:46,943 You stopped returning my texts. 600 00:25:47,011 --> 00:25:48,849 Are you seriously jealous? 601 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:50,857 He was whispering in your ear. 602 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,412 About how our grandparents are having a good time. 603 00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,561 Come on. Where is this coming from? 604 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,268 It's coming from the fact that I'll never be a Chris. 605 00:25:59,467 --> 00:26:00,717 A Catholic doctor? 606 00:26:00,785 --> 00:26:03,217 Uncomplicated. Light. 607 00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:05,359 I mean, way to generalize about Chris. 608 00:26:05,426 --> 00:26:07,029 I don't want you to be a Chris. 609 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,131 I just want us to be able to communicate. 610 00:26:09,199 --> 00:26:10,396 I want that, too. 611 00:26:10,464 --> 00:26:11,731 But I'm worried that every time 612 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:13,402 I get down about something, every time I want 613 00:26:13,469 --> 00:26:15,070 to have a drink, or I don't want to talk, 614 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,389 you're gonna judge me. 615 00:26:16,457 --> 00:26:17,929 I've been walking on eggshells around you. 616 00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:19,131 Honestly, I've been walking 617 00:26:19,216 --> 00:26:21,592 on eggshells around you, too, trying not to be 618 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,709 too judgy. 619 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,204 You're right. I am. 620 00:26:35,099 --> 00:26:36,099 Ah. 621 00:26:43,947 --> 00:26:45,213 That's right, player. 622 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,780 Alba's moving on, too. 623 00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:48,767 Right, Alba? 624 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,576 Uh, Alba? 625 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,743 Abuela? Are you sure you're okay? 626 00:27:00,108 --> 00:27:01,543 Okay. 627 00:27:01,611 --> 00:27:03,064 Well, I'm gonna listen to Petra. 628 00:27:03,132 --> 00:27:06,301 She sent two more hours of voice memos during dinner. 629 00:27:06,674 --> 00:27:09,131 - Oof. - You have to be aggressive, Jane. 630 00:27:09,199 --> 00:27:11,314 - No two ways about it. - Oh, no. 631 00:27:11,702 --> 00:27:14,611 Abuela, are you okay? 632 00:27:20,361 --> 00:27:22,103 Abuela, it's just a teacup. 633 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:28,501 Really? 634 00:27:33,915 --> 00:27:35,806 Why did you reject his proposal? 635 00:27:35,874 --> 00:27:38,650 I still don't totally understand what held you back. 636 00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:43,439 It's bigger in your mind. 637 00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:44,993 Once you say it, it gets smaller. 638 00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:47,361 Well... 639 00:28:13,009 --> 00:28:14,462 It's like riding a bike. 640 00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:41,689 That's ridiculous. 641 00:28:42,396 --> 00:28:45,366 Yeah, you might be older, and you might feel different 642 00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:47,743 and look different, but you are not broken. 643 00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:50,868 Okay, you know what? 644 00:28:51,215 --> 00:28:52,314 Come on. 645 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,525 Yes, you can, Abuela. 646 00:29:11,206 --> 00:29:14,009 Am I the only one getting hungry? 647 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,948 Well, to each his own. 648 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,722 Trust me, they use these, too. 649 00:29:28,795 --> 00:29:31,257 Now, I was doing a little research while you were driving, 650 00:29:31,324 --> 00:29:32,358 and it looks like, 651 00:29:32,425 --> 00:29:33,459 as you age, 652 00:29:33,526 --> 00:29:34,670 your vagina gets dry. 653 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:35,966 - Jane! - Lubricant 654 00:29:36,034 --> 00:29:37,823 is all I'm saying. And... 655 00:29:38,011 --> 00:29:39,098 what about this? 656 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,608 It stimulates in two places. 657 00:29:43,966 --> 00:29:45,100 Okay, okay. 658 00:29:45,168 --> 00:29:46,236 We can go more basic. 659 00:29:46,373 --> 00:29:48,241 Hmm? And hot pink. 660 00:29:48,374 --> 00:29:49,733 Look, Abuela, it's on sale. 661 00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,866 Well, then, I'm gonna buy it, 662 00:29:58,934 --> 00:30:01,003 because it's not embarrassing. 663 00:30:02,289 --> 00:30:03,327 I'll take this one. 664 00:30:03,395 --> 00:30:06,064 Okay. But heads-up, it's not on sale anymore. 665 00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:07,945 And, friends, Jane's instinct 666 00:30:08,012 --> 00:30:10,905 was to accept this, but a little voice inside her said... 667 00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:13,133 Don't let him walk all over you, Jane. 668 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,444 That is not acceptable. 669 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,891 It was on the half-off rack, so I want it half off. 670 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,577 It must've been put there by mistake. 671 00:30:18,645 --> 00:30:19,947 He's just saying that because he thinks 672 00:30:20,014 --> 00:30:21,014 you're weak and soft. 673 00:30:21,089 --> 00:30:22,599 There are half a dozen other vibrators 674 00:30:22,667 --> 00:30:24,092 exactly like this one on that rack. 675 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,326 So, you telling me they were all put there by mistake? 676 00:30:26,394 --> 00:30:29,399 Yup. It was one big vibrator mistake. 677 00:30:29,574 --> 00:30:30,787 No discount. 678 00:30:30,967 --> 00:30:33,420 "No" is only where you start negotiating. 679 00:30:33,488 --> 00:30:35,591 If one of your employees put that on the wrong rack, 680 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:36,787 you have a management problem. 681 00:30:36,855 --> 00:30:38,704 And if you haven't changed the sign, that's your problem, 682 00:30:38,771 --> 00:30:39,872 and you should pay for it. 683 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,741 - Lady... - Don't you "lady" me. 684 00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,818 If you don't give me that discount, this lady 685 00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,756 is gonna leave here and Yelp the crap out of this place. 686 00:30:46,824 --> 00:30:48,598 And I'm a professional writer, 687 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:51,457 so I can make you sound real bad. Hmm. Bart. 688 00:30:51,525 --> 00:30:52,863 - Okay, okay. - Oh, and, 689 00:30:52,931 --> 00:30:54,668 you are going to comp me my grandma's lube. 690 00:30:57,676 --> 00:30:58,824 You were right. 691 00:30:58,892 --> 00:30:59,926 I know. 692 00:30:59,994 --> 00:31:00,996 About what? 693 00:31:01,074 --> 00:31:02,535 It is important to be forceful 694 00:31:02,603 --> 00:31:04,207 and assertive in regards to business. 695 00:31:04,275 --> 00:31:06,324 Which is why I need to tell you something. 696 00:31:06,957 --> 00:31:08,613 These voice memos are not working. 697 00:31:08,681 --> 00:31:10,650 This is not how you ghostwrite a book. 698 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:12,746 So you're saying we should call it quits? 699 00:31:12,813 --> 00:31:15,184 No, I'm saying you need to follow my lead. 700 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,364 Business is your area of expertise, writing is mine. 701 00:31:18,431 --> 00:31:19,999 We'll set up twice-weekly 702 00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:21,286 two hour meetings, during which 703 00:31:21,353 --> 00:31:23,388 I will ask you focused questions, 704 00:31:23,456 --> 00:31:25,525 in which you will provide focused answers. 705 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:28,082 Starting today, right after my shift at 6:00. 706 00:31:28,898 --> 00:31:30,332 Meet me at my penthouse. 707 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,323 Done. Good talk. 708 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,646 And, friends, 709 00:31:33,713 --> 00:31:34,881 that brings us to... 710 00:31:37,844 --> 00:31:39,942 Our next two guests recently got into 711 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:43,246 a very public spat about postpartum depression. 712 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,270 I know, interesting topic, right? 713 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:48,973 Well, here's a father who claims he has it. 714 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:52,332 Please welcome Rogelio de la Vega. 715 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,957 Thank you, thank you, Julie Chen. 716 00:31:56,025 --> 00:31:58,301 And thank you for having me on your show to shine 717 00:31:58,369 --> 00:32:01,942 some much-needed celebrity light on this, uh, 718 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,856 overlooked cause. 719 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,375 The cause being male postpartum depression? 720 00:32:06,473 --> 00:32:08,262 That is right, Sheryl Underwood, yes. 721 00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:09,332 All right, 722 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,309 and on the other side of this debate, 723 00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:13,090 one of our dear, dear friends, 724 00:32:13,158 --> 00:32:15,488 noted actress, activist 725 00:32:15,556 --> 00:32:17,856 and all-around warrior woman. 726 00:32:17,924 --> 00:32:20,660 Please welcome back River Fields. 727 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,997 Stop. 728 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,707 Yes, yes, stop bowing, Sharon Osbourne. 729 00:32:28,871 --> 00:32:30,902 So, uh, what's your take, River? 730 00:32:30,970 --> 00:32:32,972 Male postpartum depression... Is it a thing? 731 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,840 No. I mean, obviously, it's not. 732 00:32:35,908 --> 00:32:37,209 Okay, it's not even close. 733 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,387 Well, men's hormone levels drop, too. 734 00:32:39,455 --> 00:32:40,356 I'm sure they do. 735 00:32:40,424 --> 00:32:41,645 And-and I'm sure that 736 00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:42,947 you are feeling sad 737 00:32:43,015 --> 00:32:44,316 'cause your life is changing. 738 00:32:44,384 --> 00:32:47,654 But you don't get postpartum depression. 739 00:32:48,021 --> 00:32:50,481 Well, I-I know it's not the same thing, 740 00:32:50,549 --> 00:32:53,017 you know, obviously, but it-it's the same cause. 741 00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:55,911 I wonder, why are you being so resistant? 742 00:32:56,002 --> 00:32:58,035 Why am I being resistant? 743 00:32:58,103 --> 00:33:01,773 Because you are yet another male co-opting 744 00:33:01,841 --> 00:33:03,443 the female experience. 745 00:33:03,761 --> 00:33:05,128 You have everything. 746 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:07,669 Leave postpartum depression alone. 747 00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:10,210 Am I right, ladies? Thank you. 748 00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:16,095 Are you okay? 749 00:33:16,252 --> 00:33:17,186 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 750 00:33:17,254 --> 00:33:18,288 I'm so sorry, Julie Chen. 751 00:33:18,356 --> 00:33:19,332 I promised myself 752 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,809 I wouldn't cry, but, you know... 753 00:33:20,877 --> 00:33:23,317 'Cause men are expected to be, like, so strong. 754 00:33:23,396 --> 00:33:25,998 Well, unfortunately, that is all 755 00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:28,004 the time we have, but after the break, 756 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,652 we'll welcome Dr. Evan Antin 757 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,418 with some amazing 758 00:33:31,489 --> 00:33:32,965 exotic animals. 759 00:33:33,033 --> 00:33:35,073 That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Mm-hmm. 760 00:33:35,809 --> 00:33:37,103 30 seconds to live. 761 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,887 Nice touch with the tears. 762 00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:40,723 But don't mess with America's sweetheart, 763 00:33:40,906 --> 00:33:42,871 or I'll cut you like a knife. 764 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:44,707 And we're live. 765 00:33:44,777 --> 00:33:46,699 Please welcome Dr. Evan Antin 766 00:33:46,767 --> 00:33:49,856 and his friend Rajanya. 767 00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:54,246 Hi. Thank you so much for having me. So, Doctor, 768 00:33:54,314 --> 00:33:56,106 Rajanya's endangered, right? 769 00:33:56,174 --> 00:33:57,909 That's correct. You know, last year, 770 00:33:57,977 --> 00:34:00,279 in my role as Greenpeace Ambassador, 771 00:34:00,347 --> 00:34:02,481 I got to visit a wolf sanctuary. 772 00:34:02,549 --> 00:34:04,718 It was such a moving experience. 773 00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:07,072 This is not your segment, River. 774 00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:08,634 No, let Dr. Evan Antin 775 00:34:08,701 --> 00:34:09,702 have his moment. 776 00:34:09,769 --> 00:34:12,071 So, Rajanya responds really well 777 00:34:12,138 --> 00:34:13,590 to human commands, but we need to remain calm, 778 00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:14,886 because we don't want to excite him. 779 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,155 He might look like a little dog, 780 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:17,824 but he's actually a ferocious wild animal. 781 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,151 Well, maybe he's just mad because he has 782 00:34:20,219 --> 00:34:22,320 male postpartum depression. 783 00:34:25,385 --> 00:34:28,354 You are as unfunny as you are untalented. 784 00:34:28,422 --> 00:34:29,745 Please. 785 00:34:29,822 --> 00:34:30,940 I saw an episode 786 00:34:31,008 --> 00:34:32,043 of The Passions of Santos. 787 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:33,444 How many hours a day 788 00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:34,815 do you have to exercise 789 00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:37,552 to digest all the scenery that you chew? 790 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:38,939 The Passions of Santos is the most watched 791 00:34:39,006 --> 00:34:41,542 telenovela in history, and I'm gonna bring it 792 00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:43,745 to the American audience very, very soon. 793 00:34:44,981 --> 00:34:46,066 Let's take a breath, shall we? 794 00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:47,104 That's right. Remember, 795 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,410 we don't want to excite Rajanya. 796 00:34:48,477 --> 00:34:49,712 At least I still have a career. 797 00:34:49,779 --> 00:34:50,680 The last thing I saw you in 798 00:34:50,748 --> 00:34:52,190 was a deodorant commercial, 799 00:34:52,345 --> 00:34:53,987 and you stunk up my screen. 800 00:34:54,055 --> 00:34:57,160 I killed that commercial, and you are just jealous 801 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,922 because the only thing you get paid to endorse 802 00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:00,655 is some Japanese fart medicine! 803 00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:02,107 It's a laxative! 804 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:04,259 And it's highly efficient and respected 805 00:35:04,327 --> 00:35:05,762 in the medical circles. Oh... 806 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:07,265 Guys, seriously... How dare you. 807 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,735 How dare you! How dare you! 808 00:35:10,307 --> 00:35:11,541 - Guys... - I didn't want to do this, 809 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:12,650 but you leave me no choice. 810 00:35:12,718 --> 00:35:16,504 I'm calling on my 14 million Twitter and Instagram followers. 811 00:35:16,628 --> 00:35:18,842 Go online and attack her! 812 00:35:26,746 --> 00:35:28,769 She hasn't heard from Dad yet. 813 00:35:29,082 --> 00:35:30,083 I'm so sorry. 814 00:35:31,949 --> 00:35:34,506 Daddy, is that a vibrating hot dog? 815 00:35:37,759 --> 00:35:39,006 I am so sorry. 816 00:35:39,255 --> 00:35:40,329 You said that you were embarrassed, 817 00:35:40,396 --> 00:35:41,774 so I slipped it into your purse last night. 818 00:35:41,842 --> 00:35:42,920 I thought you saw. 819 00:35:45,568 --> 00:35:47,485 Well, a part of you did, 820 00:35:47,553 --> 00:35:49,404 because you came with me to the store. 821 00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:51,083 Abuela, I get it. 822 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:53,219 It's uncomfortable for you to talk about it, 823 00:35:53,287 --> 00:35:55,646 but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try it. 824 00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:03,195 Is it? 825 00:36:03,654 --> 00:36:06,065 Or is that just what you grew up hearing in the church? 826 00:36:06,451 --> 00:36:09,514 That sex wasn't about pleasure? Because it should be. 827 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:13,725 And you deserve to be happy, Abuela, 828 00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:15,396 and in love. 829 00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:16,976 But you're never gonna find that 830 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:18,506 if you can't overcome this. 831 00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:23,006 You can't just deny a whole part of who you are. 832 00:36:26,037 --> 00:36:27,951 And I can't deny who I am, 833 00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:29,967 and you can't, either, 834 00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:32,295 or this relationship will never work. 835 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,638 So, yeah, I'm judgy. 836 00:36:34,972 --> 00:36:37,675 In fact, I told you I was judgy a few days after I met you. 837 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,265 I'm judgy... you should know that about me. 838 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,412 You may end up having a really judgy kid. 839 00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:47,146 And I shut down when things get hard. 840 00:36:48,381 --> 00:36:50,803 Which I showed you pretty early, too. 841 00:36:50,969 --> 00:36:52,604 I just wasn't in a talking mood. 842 00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:55,779 And I'm definitely not in the mood for a lecture. 843 00:36:56,154 --> 00:36:57,725 So it's part of who we are. 844 00:36:58,443 --> 00:37:00,119 Ah... and, 845 00:37:00,186 --> 00:37:02,188 this time, it's about finding out if that works. 846 00:37:02,271 --> 00:37:04,420 So, on our next date, I want you to go 847 00:37:04,537 --> 00:37:06,725 as dark as you want, and I'm gonna get 848 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:08,160 as judgy as I want, 849 00:37:08,295 --> 00:37:11,990 and then we're gonna have dark, judgmental sex. 850 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:13,951 I am so in. 851 00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:16,795 And just to get a head start on that judginess... 852 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:21,014 I think you should look for your birth parents. 853 00:37:21,256 --> 00:37:22,881 Because for the last three years, 854 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,047 every time it comes up, you've reacted like this. 855 00:37:25,115 --> 00:37:28,178 So, obviously, it's bothering you. 856 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:31,617 And as a person who was missing a parent 857 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:34,115 for most of my life, I can tell you that 858 00:37:34,348 --> 00:37:36,826 that question doesn't go away. 859 00:37:37,553 --> 00:37:39,451 This is never going to go away. 860 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,060 Over five million views. 861 00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:42,920 River lost one toe. 862 00:37:43,232 --> 00:37:45,326 One! She has nine more. 863 00:37:45,482 --> 00:37:48,123 I told you not to take her on. 864 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,303 It's my agent. 865 00:37:51,076 --> 00:37:53,060 Talk to me, Barry. 866 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:56,920 Yes, yes, but it's not like how it looked. 867 00:37:57,537 --> 00:38:00,178 Oh. Mm-hmm. 868 00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:03,348 Mm-hmm. Yes. 869 00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:05,885 I understand. Bye. 870 00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:08,969 What'd he say? 871 00:38:10,216 --> 00:38:12,201 The studio just offered to green-light 872 00:38:12,269 --> 00:38:13,943 the American version of Santos. 873 00:38:14,011 --> 00:38:15,084 What? 874 00:38:15,330 --> 00:38:17,836 If I can get River Fields 875 00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,365 to costar with me. 876 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:24,576 It seems that our chemistry was electric on The Talk. 877 00:38:24,644 --> 00:38:26,890 - How can you even talk on this thing? - I'm a multitasker. 878 00:38:26,957 --> 00:38:28,539 Always have been. This way, I get to 879 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,704 test the machines, meet with you, 880 00:38:29,771 --> 00:38:31,176 and get my cardio out of the way all at once. 881 00:38:31,243 --> 00:38:32,925 - Any more questions? - Uh, just... 882 00:38:32,993 --> 00:38:34,139 a few last ones. 883 00:38:34,295 --> 00:38:37,416 Uh, ironing out timelines. Whoa... 884 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:40,951 - Uh, you came to Miami in 2007? - Exactly. 885 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,121 - But do not print my age. - Okay. 886 00:38:43,356 --> 00:38:45,639 Oh, good, we're done stepping. 887 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:47,420 Ah... whew! 888 00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:48,983 No, we're not done. We're just switching. 889 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,836 - Huh? - Hotel's buying 20 of these. 890 00:38:50,904 --> 00:38:51,915 I want to get the right one. 891 00:38:51,982 --> 00:38:53,217 But isn't it exhausting? 892 00:38:53,285 --> 00:38:54,987 You just have to build up your stamina. 893 00:38:55,134 --> 00:38:56,952 Let's wrap it up; I have to review purchase orders. 894 00:38:57,019 --> 00:38:59,755 I mean being the boss and making the decisions all the time. 895 00:38:59,912 --> 00:39:01,880 Being in charge comes very naturally to me. 896 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:05,111 I know, uh, but, I mean, is there anywhere 897 00:39:05,178 --> 00:39:07,787 you can, you know, relax? 898 00:39:08,873 --> 00:39:11,283 All right, off the record... 899 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:12,919 Uh-huh. 900 00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:14,803 Sex. 901 00:39:14,871 --> 00:39:17,365 I let go in bed. I like to submit. 902 00:39:17,537 --> 00:39:19,482 To be dominated. That's why Rafael 903 00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:21,053 and I got along so well. 904 00:39:22,371 --> 00:39:24,106 Oh, okay. Cool. 905 00:39:24,174 --> 00:39:26,209 He's a beast under the covers. 906 00:39:26,307 --> 00:39:28,146 - Or out of the covers. - Mm. 907 00:39:28,304 --> 00:39:30,842 I mean, that man really knows how to please a woman. 908 00:39:31,076 --> 00:39:33,717 Wow, that's fantastic. 909 00:39:33,785 --> 00:39:35,725 Okay, yeah, we're good here. 910 00:39:35,803 --> 00:39:37,857 I have to... I'm gonna... 911 00:39:38,014 --> 00:39:39,444 I'm gonna go write. 912 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:42,131 Which brings us to... 913 00:39:42,199 --> 00:39:43,300 Can we have sex already? 914 00:39:43,484 --> 00:39:46,389 I'm ready right now. Let's do it. 915 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,029 Sure. 916 00:39:48,663 --> 00:39:51,443 Right after the cable is installed. 917 00:39:56,873 --> 00:39:59,670 I'm gonna hop in the shower. I-I just worked out. 918 00:40:00,308 --> 00:40:01,732 HBO part of the package? 919 00:40:02,037 --> 00:40:04,236 Cool, cool. I mean, I love a... 920 00:40:04,412 --> 00:40:05,770 Don't say it, Jane. 921 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,939 Full package. 922 00:40:19,185 --> 00:40:20,319 J.R. 923 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,192 I wasn't expecting you. Sorry, I'm... 924 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:23,304 I'm not dressed. 925 00:40:23,372 --> 00:40:25,247 I have an update from the D.A. 926 00:40:25,926 --> 00:40:27,572 Looks like I got you off. 927 00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:30,362 Really? 928 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:32,899 Yeah. 929 00:40:32,967 --> 00:40:35,419 ♪ In the dark, in the night ♪ 930 00:40:35,487 --> 00:40:37,903 ♪ Senses wake, I'm alive... ♪ 931 00:40:37,971 --> 00:40:39,738 Now I'm really gonna get you off. 932 00:40:39,806 --> 00:40:42,209 ♪ Too deep ♪ 933 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:47,270 ♪ It's unclear which one here... ♪ 934 00:40:47,413 --> 00:40:48,647 Whoa, that's one kind 935 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:49,730 of sexual awakening. 936 00:40:49,798 --> 00:40:54,145 ♪ When the hunger takes over me ♪ 937 00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:01,059 ♪ Got my finger on the trigger ♪ 938 00:41:01,312 --> 00:41:03,496 ♪ And my target set on you ♪ 939 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,060 And this is another. 940 00:41:05,127 --> 00:41:07,741 ♪ Set it off, I get off, yeah, yeah ♪ 941 00:41:07,809 --> 00:41:09,869 ♪ I am coming for you 942 00:41:09,936 --> 00:41:12,537 I know, steamy stuff. 943 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,540 ♪ When my hands are on you... ♪ 944 00:41:14,756 --> 00:41:16,275 Cable guy's gone. 945 00:41:16,443 --> 00:41:18,477 ♪ I'm coming for you ♪ 946 00:41:18,639 --> 00:41:21,146 ♪ And you, and you, and you ♪ 947 00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:24,383 ♪ And you, and you and you, and you ♪ 948 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:26,385 ♪ And you, too, and you, too ♪ 949 00:41:26,452 --> 00:41:28,996 Come on, I can't show you everything. 950 00:41:29,064 --> 00:41:30,300 We're not on HBO. 951 00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:33,092 ♪ And you, too. ♪ 952 00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:36,328 And one last thing, friends. 953 00:41:36,395 --> 00:41:38,464 ♪♪ 954 00:41:40,329 --> 00:41:43,549 Petra, too, is about to get screwed. 955 00:41:43,617 --> 00:41:45,690 Synchronized by srjanapala 67604

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