Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,158 --> 00:00:04,534
Previously on Future Man...
2
00:00:04,659 --> 00:00:08,163
- Do I know you?
- I'm J... uh, Joosh.
3
00:00:08,288 --> 00:00:10,123
- Where's Wolf?
- He's gone.
4
00:00:10,165 --> 00:00:11,541
(snorting)
5
00:00:11,624 --> 00:00:12,917
Fire in the hole!
6
00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:14,294
(exclaims)
7
00:00:14,335 --> 00:00:16,337
What the fuck did you say to Kronish?
8
00:00:16,421 --> 00:00:18,089
I'm from the future!
9
00:00:18,173 --> 00:00:19,299
That's the Kronitorium,
10
00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:21,468
where the supercure was engineered,
where the Biotics were born.
11
00:00:21,593 --> 00:00:22,873
There's only one way to fix this
12
00:00:22,969 --> 00:00:25,847
and I'm doing it by myself.
13
00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:28,141
Let's get you home, soldier.
14
00:00:28,183 --> 00:00:30,268
Coming back for you,
thinking you were our savior?
15
00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,937
That was the biggest mistake
I've made in my life.
16
00:00:33,062 --> 00:00:34,314
Don't give up on me!
17
00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:46,493
d
18
00:00:46,534 --> 00:00:49,037
Okay...
19
00:00:49,162 --> 00:00:52,290
(beeping)
20
00:00:52,373 --> 00:00:53,541
Shit.
21
00:00:53,666 --> 00:01:00,715
d
22
00:01:00,798 --> 00:01:02,675
Sir, can I help you?
23
00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:04,177
Holy shit!
24
00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:05,303
Carl!
25
00:01:05,345 --> 00:01:08,181
d
26
00:01:08,223 --> 00:01:09,682
Do I know you?
27
00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:11,684
No, I'm... I'm Josh Futterman,
28
00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:13,186
I... I work here.
29
00:01:13,228 --> 00:01:15,605
Should be in the system,
I just forgot my ID.
30
00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:21,945
d
31
00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:23,571
Ow, okay!
32
00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:25,823
d
33
00:01:25,949 --> 00:01:27,825
All right!
34
00:01:27,951 --> 00:01:30,912
Come back and we'll have you arrested.
35
00:01:30,954 --> 00:01:33,456
Okay, go over there,
go over there, please go.
36
00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:36,960
Go away, go away, no, no, no!
37
00:01:37,085 --> 00:01:38,211
Stu!
38
00:01:38,336 --> 00:01:39,671
d
39
00:01:39,712 --> 00:01:42,173
Did I take your bench? I'm sorry.
40
00:01:42,215 --> 00:01:44,467
No, Stu, it's me, what...
41
00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,803
what are you doing?
42
00:01:46,844 --> 00:01:49,222
The fuck is going on with this timeline?
43
00:01:49,305 --> 00:02:04,112
d
44
00:02:04,153 --> 00:02:05,655
What the...
45
00:02:05,738 --> 00:02:15,873
d
46
00:02:15,915 --> 00:02:17,792
Oh, uh, hey hey, JFUTZ!
47
00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:19,168
You're home earls, bro.
48
00:02:19,294 --> 00:02:22,046
How was Macau, you rock that shit?
49
00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:23,381
Trend alert!
50
00:02:23,423 --> 00:02:25,300
I'll have to say goodbye
to that leather and mesh, huh?
51
00:02:25,425 --> 00:02:27,051
Hello, retro!
52
00:02:27,135 --> 00:02:28,261
You pull it off great.
53
00:02:28,303 --> 00:02:29,304
How was the tourney?
54
00:02:29,429 --> 00:02:31,681
The crowd looked sick,
like, bigger than BlizzCon,
55
00:02:31,764 --> 00:02:33,808
like, sick, dude.
56
00:02:33,891 --> 00:02:37,562
Yeah, yeah, it was bigger
than BlizzCon for sure.
57
00:02:37,687 --> 00:02:39,772
It was crazy, there were so many people.
58
00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:42,191
I'm suffering from
jet lag at the moment,
59
00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,359
I feel like.
60
00:02:43,401 --> 00:02:44,652
Jet lag... dude, you fly private.
61
00:02:44,736 --> 00:02:47,614
Don't they, like,
engineer out the jet lag?
62
00:02:47,655 --> 00:02:48,906
- Private?
- Yeah.
63
00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,617
Yeah, I think they're...
64
00:02:50,658 --> 00:02:52,660
it's a new technology
they're working on,
65
00:02:52,744 --> 00:02:55,913
figuring out... hey, uh,
where are my parents?
66
00:02:56,039 --> 00:02:57,498
At the dope-ass condo you put them in,
67
00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:58,791
where else would they be?
68
00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,126
World's Greatest Son alert!
69
00:03:00,168 --> 00:03:01,878
(high-pitched staccato cackle)
70
00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:03,379
Can you excuse me just a minute?
71
00:03:05,506 --> 00:03:07,425
d
72
00:03:07,508 --> 00:03:09,427
Where the fuck am I?
73
00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:11,304
d
74
00:03:11,429 --> 00:03:13,514
Oh...
75
00:03:13,556 --> 00:03:17,310
d Life is so strange
when you don't know d
76
00:03:17,435 --> 00:03:21,439
d How can you tell
where you're going to d
77
00:03:21,522 --> 00:03:25,485
d You can't be sure of any situation d
78
00:03:25,526 --> 00:03:27,111
d Some things will change d
79
00:03:27,153 --> 00:03:30,782
- Oh, no.
- d And then you won't know d
80
00:03:30,907 --> 00:03:32,659
My name is Joosh.
81
00:03:32,784 --> 00:03:36,037
d
82
00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,499
Ladies and gentlemen, JFUTZ!
83
00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:42,043
Where the fuck am I?
84
00:03:42,126 --> 00:03:44,671
Whoa.
85
00:03:44,796 --> 00:03:46,673
Uncle Barry?
86
00:03:46,756 --> 00:03:49,384
He took my advice!
87
00:03:49,425 --> 00:03:51,886
And took my name.
88
00:03:51,928 --> 00:03:55,682
- No way!
- Drink JOOSH, biatch!
89
00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:58,768
Hype your thirst, punch your brain!
90
00:03:58,810 --> 00:04:01,312
I think that's a lot of money.
91
00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:03,815
Holy shit, I'm in Ibiza!
92
00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:05,817
Fuck yeah, Joosh.
93
00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,485
Oh, my...
94
00:04:07,527 --> 00:04:09,237
I have a Bentley.
95
00:04:09,278 --> 00:04:11,948
d
96
00:04:12,031 --> 00:04:15,076
Engaging rainforest mode.
97
00:04:15,201 --> 00:04:17,787
Whoa.
98
00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:19,580
(water spraying)
99
00:04:19,664 --> 00:04:22,333
Rainforest mode?
100
00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:24,043
My life rules!
101
00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:26,170
(ecstatic laughter)
102
00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:31,378
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
103
00:04:34,303 --> 00:04:36,222
Oh, hey, don't worry about that.
104
00:04:36,347 --> 00:04:38,099
You don't have to do that,
I got somebody to clean
105
00:04:38,224 --> 00:04:39,183
that shit up for me, don't I?
106
00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:40,977
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
107
00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,979
d
108
00:04:43,104 --> 00:04:45,481
Well, uh, we alerted
the crew, as per ushe,
109
00:04:45,565 --> 00:04:47,358
but if you're, like, super jet lagged,
110
00:04:47,483 --> 00:04:48,651
we could tell them to fuck off.
111
00:04:48,693 --> 00:04:49,819
What?
112
00:04:49,902 --> 00:04:52,697
No, don't tell them that, I'd love
to see the crew, it'd be great.
113
00:04:52,822 --> 00:04:54,323
- Okay.
- Oh, and your bae is getting
114
00:04:54,449 --> 00:04:56,576
back from Japan today.
115
00:04:56,701 --> 00:04:58,953
No way! Bae's coming back so soon?
116
00:04:59,078 --> 00:05:02,457
Just got an alert this morning
that Destiny is en route, bam!
117
00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:04,417
- She's coming.
- That's amazing.
118
00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:07,587
I hope she's not too tired, though.
We got a lot of catching up to do.
119
00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:08,963
Mark my words.
120
00:05:09,046 --> 00:05:11,674
In six years, Governor Amal Clooney.
121
00:05:11,716 --> 00:05:14,051
- Oh, politics!
- No doubt.
122
00:05:14,093 --> 00:05:15,720
(doorbell chimes)
123
00:05:15,845 --> 00:05:19,056
d
124
00:05:19,098 --> 00:05:20,683
Where the hell have you guys been?
125
00:05:20,725 --> 00:05:22,602
- The '40s.
- '90s.
126
00:05:25,938 --> 00:05:27,698
There's gotta be some
coke in here somewhere.
127
00:05:27,732 --> 00:05:30,693
So you're telling me
that all that happened,
128
00:05:30,777 --> 00:05:32,195
years of your lives,
129
00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,946
happened in the time that it took me
130
00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:36,157
to get from the
Kronitorium to this house?
131
00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:39,160
- Yeah.
- I've been here for like 20 minutes.
132
00:05:39,202 --> 00:05:42,205
Time travel's a real mindfuck.
133
00:05:42,288 --> 00:05:44,916
Is that different wallpaper?
134
00:05:44,957 --> 00:05:46,667
You got any coke?
135
00:05:46,709 --> 00:05:48,169
- No!
- You think those space pirates
136
00:05:48,211 --> 00:05:49,670
downstairs have a hookup?
137
00:05:49,712 --> 00:05:51,798
First of all, those are my friends,
138
00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,717
not space pirates, and second of all,
139
00:05:54,801 --> 00:05:56,844
you need to clean up, Wolf.
140
00:05:56,928 --> 00:05:58,179
Okay, look.
141
00:05:58,221 --> 00:05:59,972
I appreciate the concern,
142
00:06:00,097 --> 00:06:02,934
but I think if I just
had a little cocaine,
143
00:06:02,975 --> 00:06:04,477
I'd be able to think straight.
144
00:06:04,602 --> 00:06:07,355
And then I'll quit, I swear.
145
00:06:07,438 --> 00:06:09,857
Crack is fine too, in a pinch.
146
00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:12,693
God, Wolf, the '90s hit you hard.
147
00:06:12,819 --> 00:06:14,695
Okay, enough of this jibber-jabber.
148
00:06:14,779 --> 00:06:15,979
All right, we gotta skedaddle.
149
00:06:16,072 --> 00:06:17,448
If the Kronitorium exists,
150
00:06:17,573 --> 00:06:19,534
then we don't know how far
along Kronish is with the cure.
151
00:06:19,575 --> 00:06:20,910
It might already be out there.
152
00:06:20,952 --> 00:06:22,662
Okay, but we don't even have a TTD.
153
00:06:22,703 --> 00:06:24,163
- What are we doing to do?
- Well, we gotta get the skinny
154
00:06:24,205 --> 00:06:25,665
on what we're up against
in that building.
155
00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:27,458
Well, I can't even go into the building
156
00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,293
and I don't think
that you should either.
157
00:06:29,335 --> 00:06:32,964
Catch that berry,
catch that berry, whoa!
158
00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:34,423
(Wolf grimaces)
159
00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:35,466
How about this, okay?
160
00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,969
How about I stay here,
help Wolf get clean,
161
00:06:38,094 --> 00:06:41,305
- and you can handle the recon.
- (Wolf retches)
162
00:06:41,347 --> 00:06:43,710
- I puked in your Jordans.
- Well, it's not going to be pretty.
163
00:06:43,757 --> 00:06:46,978
I mean, this little angel
has got the devil up in him.
164
00:06:47,061 --> 00:06:48,479
Oh, I can handle Wolf.
165
00:06:48,604 --> 00:06:51,357
And I know just where to send you.
166
00:06:51,440 --> 00:07:03,452
d
167
00:07:03,578 --> 00:07:04,704
Oh, lordy!
168
00:07:04,829 --> 00:07:06,414
Oh!
169
00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:08,958
Jeepers creepers!
170
00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,419
Those bags, so rascally,
I never trust them.
171
00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:13,546
Yeah, they break on me a lot.
172
00:07:13,588 --> 00:07:16,340
Oh, come on, it just expired!
173
00:07:16,465 --> 00:07:18,092
Give me a fucking break.
174
00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:22,179
d
175
00:07:22,221 --> 00:07:24,181
What, couldn't cut it as a regular cop,
176
00:07:24,223 --> 00:07:26,225
you piece-of-shit nobody.
177
00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:27,602
We're going to have
to do something about
178
00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:29,729
this dinner mess, aren't we?
179
00:07:29,812 --> 00:07:33,983
d
180
00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:36,319
(sharp punch)
181
00:07:36,444 --> 00:07:37,945
Freeze!
182
00:07:38,029 --> 00:07:39,572
(gunshot)
183
00:07:39,697 --> 00:07:41,699
d
184
00:07:41,782 --> 00:07:43,326
Impossible.
185
00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:45,828
d
186
00:07:45,953 --> 00:07:51,292
Well, this newfangled microwave
is just a miracle worker.
187
00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:53,336
I don't how to thank you
for this, Ty-Anne.
188
00:07:53,461 --> 00:07:55,463
I haven't had
a home-cooked meal since...
189
00:07:55,546 --> 00:07:58,466
well, since I lived at home with my mom,
190
00:07:58,591 --> 00:08:00,092
and that was six months ago.
191
00:08:00,176 --> 00:08:02,345
Oh, you hush now, Stu-bear.
192
00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:04,472
And tell me about this job of yours.
193
00:08:04,597 --> 00:08:07,725
Your boss sounds like
a real interesting fellow.
194
00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:09,602
- Kronish?
- Mm-hm.
195
00:08:09,727 --> 00:08:10,686
He's nuts.
196
00:08:10,728 --> 00:08:12,328
Come now, the only thing he's nuts about
197
00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:15,983
is firetrucks and lollies.
198
00:08:16,108 --> 00:08:18,444
Yeah, well, the only
thing he cares about now
199
00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:21,030
is protecting his research.
200
00:08:21,072 --> 00:08:22,198
But we don't know what he's doing,
201
00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:24,450
I mean, nobody's seen him in years.
202
00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:26,285
Good heavens.
203
00:08:26,327 --> 00:08:27,453
- Thanks.
- Mm-hm.
204
00:08:27,578 --> 00:08:29,497
He's just holed up on the
top floor of our building.
205
00:08:29,538 --> 00:08:33,626
He lives up there, just
working day and night.
206
00:08:33,668 --> 00:08:36,629
He must be so lonely.
207
00:08:36,671 --> 00:08:42,051
Yeah, well, if you're
into lonely guys...
208
00:08:42,134 --> 00:08:43,761
Uh-huh.
209
00:08:45,304 --> 00:08:48,683
Anyway, he's crazy secretive.
210
00:08:48,808 --> 00:08:51,310
No computers, no internet connections.
211
00:08:51,435 --> 00:08:52,687
We don't even know
what we're working on.
212
00:08:52,812 --> 00:08:54,814
All we know is that live possums go up
213
00:08:54,939 --> 00:08:58,567
and dead possums come down.
214
00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:01,028
So many possums.
215
00:09:01,153 --> 00:09:03,155
Well, geez.
216
00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:06,033
What do you think he's working on?
217
00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:08,035
I don't know.
218
00:09:08,119 --> 00:09:09,679
But apparently, we're going to find out
219
00:09:09,745 --> 00:09:11,038
in two days, because
220
00:09:11,122 --> 00:09:12,762
he called the media
and he's going to give
221
00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:15,918
some kind of big announcement.
222
00:09:16,043 --> 00:09:17,795
So it's not too late.
223
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,755
Too late for what?
224
00:09:19,797 --> 00:09:24,427
Well, for my famous
Hoppin' John, that's what!
225
00:09:24,552 --> 00:09:26,178
d
226
00:09:26,262 --> 00:09:27,179
Whoa!
227
00:09:27,263 --> 00:09:29,515
I'm snowboarding down K2!
228
00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:32,143
Oh, God! Now I'm shooting Yetis, what?
229
00:09:32,184 --> 00:09:33,686
This game's amazing.
230
00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:35,688
Of course it is, you developed it, bro.
231
00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:40,359
d I was lying on the grass
of Sunday morning of last week d
232
00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:42,987
d Indulging in my self defeat d
233
00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:45,156
d
234
00:09:45,281 --> 00:09:47,742
d My mind was thugged,
all laced and bugged d
235
00:09:47,783 --> 00:09:50,286
d All twisted wrong and beat d
236
00:09:50,411 --> 00:09:53,039
d A comfortable three feet deep d
237
00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:55,374
d
238
00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:59,003
d I know it's up for me d
239
00:09:59,045 --> 00:10:00,546
d If you steal my sunshine d
240
00:10:00,671 --> 00:10:03,924
d Making sure I'm not in too deep d
241
00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:06,052
d If you steal my sunshine d
242
00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:08,179
d
243
00:10:08,304 --> 00:10:11,640
- Died pretty fast.
- Yeah, that's a tricky level.
244
00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,142
Thanks, man.
245
00:10:13,184 --> 00:10:15,394
Oh, God, Josh!
246
00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:17,271
Josh!
247
00:10:17,313 --> 00:10:18,522
Who's Josh?
248
00:10:18,564 --> 00:10:21,692
I'm shitting your bed again.
249
00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:24,278
(Wolf moans)
250
00:10:26,155 --> 00:10:27,531
- Oh, God, Wolf!
- Come here.
251
00:10:27,615 --> 00:10:31,285
Come here, please come here.
252
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:34,038
Please come here,
come on, come on, buddy.
253
00:10:34,121 --> 00:10:36,791
I just need a bump and 20 bendy straws.
254
00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:38,542
(weeps)
255
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,002
Wolf, no.
256
00:10:40,044 --> 00:10:41,754
Okay, there's no coke here.
257
00:10:41,796 --> 00:10:43,798
Turns out that JFUTZ's body is a temple.
258
00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:46,175
He's really into clean
living and I respect him.
259
00:10:46,258 --> 00:10:47,676
All right, we got super fruits,
260
00:10:47,802 --> 00:10:49,011
we got nut powders,
261
00:10:49,053 --> 00:10:50,429
but no cocaine all right?
262
00:10:50,554 --> 00:10:51,680
Look, buddy.
263
00:10:51,764 --> 00:10:53,140
I mean, try some of this super smoothie,
264
00:10:53,182 --> 00:10:54,308
it'll pick you right up.
265
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:55,434
Jesus!
266
00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,062
Coke!
267
00:10:58,145 --> 00:11:01,065
Coke!
268
00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:05,903
d
269
00:11:05,986 --> 00:11:08,531
(snoring)
270
00:11:08,614 --> 00:11:20,501
d
271
00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:25,172
Goodnight, you sweet,
sweet, sad little man.
272
00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:28,634
d
273
00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:31,178
(grunting)
274
00:11:31,303 --> 00:11:40,563
d
275
00:11:40,688 --> 00:11:42,690
(Wolf exclaims)
276
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,817
d
277
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:45,901
Dude.
278
00:11:46,026 --> 00:11:48,028
You should have warned me about OJ.
279
00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:50,531
What happened to the man in this spoon?
280
00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:53,492
d
281
00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:54,618
Look.
282
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:55,995
I wrote a book.
283
00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:58,414
Brought you a signed copy, bro.
284
00:11:58,497 --> 00:11:59,999
Your name is Brian?
285
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,126
How did I not know that?
286
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:06,297
d
287
00:12:06,422 --> 00:12:08,174
Zog?
288
00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:09,675
Hi, buddy.
289
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,427
You're alive!
290
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:12,678
Nope.
291
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:16,307
- Stupid!
- How did you skateboard up the stairs?
292
00:12:16,432 --> 00:12:18,017
I ollie.
293
00:12:18,058 --> 00:12:20,060
("ollie" echoing)
294
00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:22,897
(grimacing)
295
00:12:22,938 --> 00:12:25,774
I remember that first pickle
as if it was yesterday.
296
00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:28,277
Nothing ever tasted that good again
297
00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:30,779
and nothing ever will.
298
00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:32,656
Furla-wurla!
299
00:12:32,781 --> 00:12:34,158
Oh...
300
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:37,912
What goes up must come down.
301
00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:40,164
That's Sir Isaac Newton.
302
00:12:40,247 --> 00:12:42,041
(gasps)
303
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,127
I'm sorry for everyone I hurt.
304
00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:50,549
d
305
00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:52,009
Hey, Wolf.
306
00:12:52,051 --> 00:12:54,011
It's me, Corey.
307
00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,930
This song's for you, man.
308
00:12:56,013 --> 00:13:04,772
d
309
00:13:04,813 --> 00:13:07,691
d I don't know my name, I d
310
00:13:07,775 --> 00:13:10,778
d I don't know my way, I d
311
00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:16,909
d Don't recognize myself anymore d
312
00:13:16,992 --> 00:13:22,915
d I'm lost at sea,
I'm slipping endlessly, I d
313
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:29,296
d Resistance is a pale,
flickering light d
314
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,299
d I can't feel it d
315
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:35,177
d I can't feel it d
316
00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:41,558
d Seas of doubt raging, swallow me up d
317
00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:44,520
d Pain is burning d
318
00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:47,273
d Flames abandoned d
319
00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:50,437
d Is this soldier... d
320
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:55,090
- I can taste it.
- d ...really strong enough d
321
00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:56,991
I can taste again!
322
00:13:57,032 --> 00:14:03,038
d If it takes more of my blood,
I'm going to give it d
323
00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:08,752
d If it takes more sacrifice,
I'm committed d
324
00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:12,881
d Rusted sunset of my dreams d
325
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:16,051
d
326
00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:19,805
d Starting over d
327
00:14:19,888 --> 00:14:22,016
That's so good.
328
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:23,684
d Yeah d
329
00:14:27,646 --> 00:14:29,690
Oh, shit, Oh, my God!
330
00:14:29,773 --> 00:14:32,526
(crowd exults)
331
00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:35,154
d
332
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:37,156
Whoo! Oh, my God.
333
00:14:37,239 --> 00:14:38,782
I'm flying through the sky.
334
00:14:38,907 --> 00:14:39,992
I'm so high!
335
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,994
Oh, sh...
336
00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:43,162
Skrills.
337
00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:46,790
I was just about to stick
my landing in Snowpocalypse.
338
00:14:46,915 --> 00:14:48,167
Oh hey, it's you.
339
00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,419
Uh, you want to try, it's really fun.
340
00:14:50,502 --> 00:14:52,671
We have another apocalypse to deal with.
341
00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:54,423
Kronish is two days away
from releasing the cure.
342
00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:56,800
We need to kill Kronish,
destroy his research,
343
00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,802
and blow up the Kronitorium.
344
00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:00,179
This is our only chance.
345
00:15:00,304 --> 00:15:02,306
Wow, so we're going, like, full-on T2.
346
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:04,183
Judgment Day.
347
00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:07,269
Arnold was a frequent
customer at Wolf Arts
348
00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:09,396
and a good friend.
349
00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:12,066
Oh, man.
350
00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:14,151
We had some sexcapades.
351
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:15,152
Okay.
352
00:15:15,235 --> 00:15:16,595
This mission, I mean, it calls for
353
00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,614
a much bigger kill team, but
354
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,366
this is all we have, so...
355
00:15:20,407 --> 00:15:22,159
we're going to have to train you up.
356
00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:23,369
Okay.
357
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,412
Um...
358
00:15:25,537 --> 00:15:26,997
athletic stance,
359
00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:29,416
start sparring with
one of you guys, or...
360
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,002
(chuckling)
361
00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:34,797
Spar, no... I think we'll...
362
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:36,131
I think we'll have
you start with someone
363
00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:38,634
of your own skill level.
364
00:15:38,675 --> 00:15:39,885
(Josh exclaims)
365
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:42,054
What the hell is that?
366
00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:44,390
I do not know why you have this,
367
00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:47,309
but she was on your doorstep, and, um,
368
00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:48,811
she'll do.
369
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:49,937
So let's begin.
370
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,814
d
371
00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:53,273
(Josh grunts)
372
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:58,153
Come on, you're being
defeated by a charge slave.
373
00:15:58,237 --> 00:16:03,409
d Where's the streetwise Hercules
to fight the rising odds? d
374
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:05,786
d
375
00:16:05,911 --> 00:16:08,247
- Oh, I just grazed boob.
- Suck it up.
376
00:16:08,288 --> 00:16:10,124
Okay, all right, time out, time out!
377
00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:12,418
Again, again, again.
378
00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:13,669
d I toss and I turn d
379
00:16:13,794 --> 00:16:16,296
d And I dream of what I need d
380
00:16:16,422 --> 00:16:18,757
Yield, yield, yield, yield!
381
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:22,052
This... is so stupid.
382
00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:23,554
I can't learn to fight in a day.
383
00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:25,681
Show me nose-to-brain.
384
00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:27,891
Okay, okay.
385
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,393
d
386
00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:30,644
d I need a hero d
387
00:16:30,686 --> 00:16:33,188
(Josh exclaims)
388
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:34,565
Okay, that's something.
389
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,191
Yeah, that something's
going to come in real handy
390
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:37,776
after I get shot a hundred times.
391
00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:39,486
You can't get shot, you're essential
392
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,280
- to this mission.
- In order to take down
393
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:43,532
the building, we need to
simultaneously detonate bombs
394
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:46,410
- in three strategic locations.
- Okay.
395
00:16:46,535 --> 00:16:48,287
Well, where am I during all of that?
396
00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:50,414
At one of the strategic locations.
397
00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:52,499
We're the bombs.
398
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:54,668
What do you mean, we're the bombs?
399
00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:56,503
What, like suicide vests?
400
00:16:56,545 --> 00:16:58,630
Well, we could do belts
but vests hold more.
401
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:01,175
- Yeah, that's a true fact.
- No!
402
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,427
No, that cannot be the plan.
403
00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:05,345
Fine, we'll do belts.
404
00:17:05,411 --> 00:17:06,430
- Jesus Christ.
- No.
405
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:09,224
Look, I cannot be a part
of this, all right?
406
00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:12,060
Well, with only two soldiers and you,
407
00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:13,854
- it's our only option.
- No!
408
00:17:13,937 --> 00:17:15,939
Whatever you guys need to do,
you have to find another plan
409
00:17:15,981 --> 00:17:18,108
to save the world.
410
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:20,402
Joosh out.
411
00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:25,073
You can't quit on us now.
412
00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:29,578
Look, I am no savior.
413
00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:31,079
- You're the reason we're here.
- Yeah.
414
00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:32,414
And you said it was the worst decision
415
00:17:32,456 --> 00:17:33,457
of your entire life.
416
00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:34,791
I said that years ago.
417
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:38,587
- You said that this morning.
- Time travel is fucked up.
418
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:41,048
Look, everything that I have tried to do
419
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:43,091
has just made stuff worse.
420
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:46,178
Okay, can't you see,
I am not cut out for this.
421
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,055
We can't make you do this.
422
00:17:48,096 --> 00:17:49,556
You have to want to do this.
423
00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:51,934
You have to need to do this.
424
00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:54,853
Without conviction,
there's no self-detonation.
425
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:57,731
Thank you
426
00:17:57,856 --> 00:17:59,441
for your service, Future Man.
427
00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:03,570
d
428
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:05,155
You're letting him go?
429
00:18:05,197 --> 00:18:07,658
He's already gone.
430
00:18:07,699 --> 00:18:09,952
I hope you stick whatever
landing you're looking for.
431
00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:17,668
d
432
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:18,961
Wow.
433
00:18:19,086 --> 00:18:22,673
She's really nice now.
434
00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:25,300
I know what you're thinking.
435
00:18:25,342 --> 00:18:26,718
Why race into a burning building
436
00:18:26,802 --> 00:18:30,430
when I already live
in a fireproof palace?
437
00:18:30,472 --> 00:18:32,975
No, I wasn't thinking that.
438
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:37,187
Well, I used to hide
in a palace of my own,
439
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:41,483
but as someone who's
been to hell and back,
440
00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:43,318
I'll tell you this.
441
00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:46,572
There is one downside
to cocaine addiction.
442
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:48,949
It takes most of the day to kick it,
443
00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:51,827
so you lose the day.
444
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,078
Second...
445
00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,455
d
446
00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:57,583
none of this is real.
447
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,962
Your house, your
lifestyle, your friends.
448
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:03,672
It's all an illusion.
449
00:19:03,714 --> 00:19:08,927
d
450
00:19:08,969 --> 00:19:10,304
Wolf.
451
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:13,098
Wolf!
452
00:19:13,181 --> 00:19:14,474
Look, somehow,
453
00:19:14,558 --> 00:19:18,437
fucking up this mission
made my life amazing.
454
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:19,730
Okay, don't you get it?
455
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,441
In this timeline, where I
never played The Biotic Wars,
456
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:25,277
everything is better.
457
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:28,655
This is the universe telling me to stop.
458
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:30,073
No.
459
00:19:30,198 --> 00:19:33,035
This is fear preventing you
from becoming a legend.
460
00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:40,584
d
461
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:41,960
So you just get the other stuff
462
00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:43,211
and then we'll just...
463
00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:44,963
- Hey, guys.
- Hey!
464
00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:46,298
Where'd everybody go?
465
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,216
Uh, Shaun White was doing
some sort of fondue thing,
466
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:49,343
so everyone hit that up.
467
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:50,319
Oh.
468
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:51,345
Hey, you don't have to do that,
469
00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:53,597
I got somebody to take
care of it, I told you.
470
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,849
Yeah, us.
471
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,789
- That's the deal.
- You okay, boss?
472
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,311
You been acting like kind of strange
473
00:19:59,353 --> 00:20:00,354
since you got back.
474
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:01,437
Yeah, we saw you upstairs
475
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,564
kind of kicking the shit out of Destiny,
476
00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:04,733
I didn't want to ask, but...
477
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:07,152
That... that doll's name is Destiny?
478
00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:09,279
- Oh yeah, that's her name.
- Yeah.
479
00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:11,198
- That's my bae?
- Yeah.
480
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,784
No judgment, you know,
you're the man, JFUTZ.
481
00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:15,327
So the place is all clean
482
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:16,703
and I have a plan to
celebrate my birthday
483
00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:19,164
with a couple friends, so
going to boogie, all right?
484
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,540
Yeah.
485
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:23,085
You guys work for me.
486
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:24,336
Yeah.
487
00:20:24,419 --> 00:20:26,463
We do... what... what's going on, man?
488
00:20:26,546 --> 00:20:28,340
d
489
00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:29,591
- All right.
- We good?
490
00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:30,926
- We're out.
- Yeah.
491
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:33,095
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
492
00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:41,978
d
493
00:20:44,106 --> 00:20:46,858
- This is not a sweet condo.
- You've got a lot of nerve
494
00:20:46,942 --> 00:20:48,318
showing up here, mister.
495
00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:49,945
Dad, what... what is this place?
496
00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:52,072
Very funny, you're a wisenheimer now?
497
00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:53,657
Why are you even here?
498
00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:55,909
I'm here to see you and Mom.
499
00:20:55,951 --> 00:20:57,661
Oh, you're full of them today,
you're a regular comedian.
500
00:20:57,703 --> 00:20:58,662
You know what?
501
00:20:58,704 --> 00:20:59,788
You're funnier than the entertainment
502
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:00,706
they have in this prison,
503
00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:02,541
which is no entertainment at all.
504
00:21:02,582 --> 00:21:03,834
We can't even get cable!
505
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,961
Cable, the thing no one
even wants anymore.
506
00:21:06,086 --> 00:21:07,671
Wait, Dad, wait, where's Mom?
507
00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:10,716
She didn't want to talk to you
and I don't blame her.
508
00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:12,551
That house was going
to be yours one day.
509
00:21:12,592 --> 00:21:13,802
It's the Futterman house,
510
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:16,304
but you just couldn't wait, could you?
511
00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:18,181
I'm... I'm sorry.
512
00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:20,976
Dad, that... that wasn't me.
513
00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:21,977
It's my fault.
514
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,729
We never should have named you Joosh.
515
00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:26,064
You were made fun of as a kid
and it hardened your heart.
516
00:21:26,106 --> 00:21:28,358
But we were inspired
by that Latino fellow
517
00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:29,693
that threw up on my carpet
518
00:21:29,818 --> 00:21:33,655
- and introduced us.
- The Latino thing again?
519
00:21:33,697 --> 00:21:34,823
It doesn't matter.
520
00:21:34,948 --> 00:21:38,827
You're more JFUTZ than Joosh now.
521
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:39,786
No.
522
00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:40,954
No, no, no, I'm Joosh...
523
00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:43,039
I'm the same sweet Joosh
that you remember, Dad.
524
00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:44,541
You got a court order declaring us
525
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,834
mentally incompetent
526
00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,419
and putting us in this place.
527
00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:49,421
You don't get to call me "Dad" anymore.
528
00:21:49,463 --> 00:21:50,964
(coins clinking)
529
00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:52,048
Here, let me, let me...
530
00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:53,425
I don't want your money,
531
00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:54,843
dirty money that corrupted you.
532
00:21:54,926 --> 00:21:56,720
You used to play video games for fun.
533
00:21:56,845 --> 00:21:58,180
Then you got a taste of success
534
00:21:58,221 --> 00:22:00,223
and the hangers-on started rushing in,
535
00:22:00,307 --> 00:22:02,058
and you liked it.
536
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,060
I was never popular as a kid.
537
00:22:04,102 --> 00:22:06,229
You had two best friends,
me and your mom,
538
00:22:06,354 --> 00:22:08,732
but that wasn't good enough for you.
539
00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:09,983
Oh, great.
540
00:22:10,108 --> 00:22:12,319
I punched turkey chili,
it gave me split pea.
541
00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,821
Okay, look, just go
get Mom and let's go home.
542
00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:15,697
- No.
- Come on.
543
00:22:15,822 --> 00:22:17,908
Let it go... oh, Jesus Christ!
544
00:22:17,949 --> 00:22:19,534
Great, there goes the dinner
I didn't even want.
545
00:22:19,576 --> 00:22:22,078
You know what, just get
the hell out of here.
546
00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:24,206
Get out, do I have to call security?
547
00:22:24,289 --> 00:22:25,582
Do I need to kick your ass?
548
00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:27,584
It's what I should have done
years ago, get out of here.
549
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,044
Go!
550
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:30,587
Get the fuck out.
551
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:46,061
d
552
00:22:46,102 --> 00:22:47,604
(sighs)
553
00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:49,981
d
554
00:22:50,106 --> 00:22:53,819
(rainforest sounds)
555
00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:07,332
(gasps)
556
00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:08,834
d
557
00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:10,085
JFUTZ.
558
00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:12,045
(chuckle)
559
00:23:20,178 --> 00:23:21,429
Who sent you?
560
00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:22,722
Bamboo union?
561
00:23:22,848 --> 00:23:24,182
Ghost Shadows?
562
00:23:24,224 --> 00:23:26,685
Who?
563
00:23:26,726 --> 00:23:28,353
Clone assassin?
564
00:23:28,478 --> 00:23:29,813
It's brilliant.
565
00:23:29,855 --> 00:23:33,066
- Leave it to the Triads.
- I'm... I'm...
566
00:23:33,108 --> 00:23:35,443
wait, what?
567
00:23:35,527 --> 00:23:38,572
Hachi machi!
568
00:23:38,655 --> 00:23:40,949
They told me it was impossible.
569
00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:43,326
Hey, eyes up here!
570
00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:44,786
You're an asshole.
571
00:23:44,828 --> 00:23:46,580
How could you do that to our parents?
572
00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:48,707
"Our" parents?
573
00:23:48,832 --> 00:23:51,084
Don't try to get in my head, clone.
574
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:54,296
You tell your bosses I ain't
throwing no tournaments.
575
00:23:54,337 --> 00:23:55,964
There's a little thing called integrity
576
00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:57,591
when it comes to e-sports.
577
00:23:57,716 --> 00:24:01,094
Doesn't matter how much
they try to intimidate me.
578
00:24:01,177 --> 00:24:04,347
- And that thing is intimidating.
- Dude.
579
00:24:04,431 --> 00:24:06,349
I-I'm not your clone assassin.
580
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,852
I'm from another timeline,
only where I come from,
581
00:24:08,977 --> 00:24:12,856
I have this dick but I'm not a dick.
582
00:24:12,939 --> 00:24:16,443
Nice line, fake me.
583
00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:19,070
But I've been up for 39 hours straight
584
00:24:19,195 --> 00:24:22,073
and I'm still going strong.
585
00:24:22,157 --> 00:24:23,700
(slurping)
586
00:24:23,783 --> 00:24:24,910
Oh God.
587
00:24:24,951 --> 00:24:26,953
(clattering)
588
00:24:27,037 --> 00:24:29,956
I would probably cut back
on the JOOSH, Joosh.
589
00:24:30,081 --> 00:24:32,334
It's JFUTZ, bitch.
590
00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:34,669
(gasps)
591
00:24:34,711 --> 00:24:36,296
(sharp thud)
592
00:24:36,338 --> 00:24:37,672
Ow!
593
00:24:37,714 --> 00:24:39,674
Did you just slap my nose?
594
00:24:39,716 --> 00:24:41,718
- (stammers)
- Oh-ho-ho.
595
00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:43,178
Big mistake!
596
00:24:43,219 --> 00:24:44,721
(sharp crack)
597
00:24:44,804 --> 00:24:49,476
d
598
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:51,478
(gasps)
599
00:24:51,561 --> 00:24:53,605
I killed JFUTZ!
600
00:24:53,730 --> 00:24:55,482
All right.
601
00:24:55,607 --> 00:24:58,318
You think you can handle
this much C-4, soldier?
602
00:24:58,443 --> 00:25:00,946
Well, as long as we're working together,
603
00:25:01,029 --> 00:25:02,447
there's no amount of ammonium chlorate
604
00:25:02,572 --> 00:25:04,074
- I can't carry.
- All right.
605
00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:05,283
- Let's get to it.
- Guys.
606
00:25:05,325 --> 00:25:07,577
Guys, stop, stop, stop, stop.
607
00:25:07,661 --> 00:25:08,578
Josh, out of our way.
608
00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:09,788
We got a tower to take down.
609
00:25:09,829 --> 00:25:11,331
Look, I'm here to help.
610
00:25:11,414 --> 00:25:12,457
Okay, I was wrong.
611
00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:14,382
I... I belong with you guys
here in this sewer
612
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:16,836
and not in some fireproof palace.
613
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,963
Sweet callback.
614
00:25:18,046 --> 00:25:20,966
Look, I'm in this with you guys.
615
00:25:21,049 --> 00:25:22,342
Till the end.
616
00:25:22,425 --> 00:25:23,677
Okay.
617
00:25:23,718 --> 00:25:25,303
I'm gonna whip you up a C-4 belt.
618
00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:27,722
No... no, no, no.
619
00:25:27,806 --> 00:25:29,599
We don't have to die.
620
00:25:29,683 --> 00:25:30,976
I've got a plan.
621
00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:35,730
d
622
00:25:35,855 --> 00:25:37,857
How is this possible?
623
00:25:37,941 --> 00:25:38,984
So in this timeline,
624
00:25:39,109 --> 00:25:40,777
the one where I never worked at Kronish,
625
00:25:40,819 --> 00:25:43,321
the one where I never
played The Biotic Wars,
626
00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:46,157
no one has beaten this game.
627
00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:48,451
I Bloogled it on my Blapple.
628
00:25:48,576 --> 00:25:49,703
So?
629
00:25:49,786 --> 00:25:53,331
So... so that means that there's another
version of you two in the future,
630
00:25:53,456 --> 00:25:56,960
waiting to come back for me.
631
00:25:57,085 --> 00:25:58,169
Guys.
632
00:25:58,211 --> 00:26:00,463
This is an entirely different reality.
633
00:26:00,547 --> 00:26:02,590
Your whole team can still be alive.
634
00:26:02,674 --> 00:26:04,217
d
635
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:07,595
Look, all I have to do
is go and beat the game again
636
00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:09,848
and we get another
Tiger and another Wolf
637
00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:11,349
and who knows who else.
638
00:26:11,474 --> 00:26:12,600
No, it'll just be us.
639
00:26:12,726 --> 00:26:14,352
They'll all die in the tunnel...
640
00:26:14,436 --> 00:26:15,353
again.
641
00:26:15,437 --> 00:26:16,855
Groundhog Day.
642
00:26:16,938 --> 00:26:18,106
Andie MacDowell.
643
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,858
- I hit that.
- No.
644
00:26:19,983 --> 00:26:23,153
They don't have to die.
645
00:26:23,194 --> 00:26:24,320
We can send them a message
646
00:26:24,446 --> 00:26:25,447
through the game,
647
00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:28,199
tell them to go a different way.
648
00:26:28,283 --> 00:26:30,535
You guys, we can get
the entire team back.
649
00:26:30,577 --> 00:26:32,328
Mongoose, Butterfly, Owl,
650
00:26:32,412 --> 00:26:35,457
before he got that brainworm thing.
651
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,540
Myrm.
652
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:37,834
He was myrmed.
653
00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:38,917
Yes.
654
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,462
How would you guys like
655
00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:42,589
a pre-myrm Owl?
656
00:26:42,672 --> 00:26:45,467
d
657
00:26:45,592 --> 00:26:48,344
"Avoid-The-Tunnel."
658
00:26:48,428 --> 00:26:49,345
See?
659
00:26:49,429 --> 00:26:53,099
Now the future yous will
take a different way in.
660
00:26:53,183 --> 00:26:54,851
Play the Death Bridge.
661
00:26:54,976 --> 00:26:56,478
They should be so lucky.
662
00:26:56,561 --> 00:26:57,729
I'm Tiger.
663
00:26:57,854 --> 00:26:58,980
This is Wolf.
664
00:26:59,064 --> 00:27:00,315
You're our newest recruit.
665
00:27:00,356 --> 00:27:01,483
Come fight.
666
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:04,152
Welcome to the Resistance.
667
00:27:04,194 --> 00:27:06,196
Let's fuck this place up.
668
00:27:06,321 --> 00:27:08,156
Murder everyone!
669
00:27:08,198 --> 00:27:09,574
Break their bodies!
670
00:27:09,699 --> 00:27:12,452
d A hero till the end of the night d
671
00:27:12,535 --> 00:27:14,954
Juice me, juice me!
672
00:27:15,038 --> 00:27:16,081
(slurping)
673
00:27:16,206 --> 00:27:18,708
Certified organic by Orient Health.
674
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,710
d I need a hero d
675
00:27:20,794 --> 00:27:22,087
Blow them back to hell!
676
00:27:22,212 --> 00:27:24,047
Everyone's going to be
peckish when they arrive.
677
00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,590
Don't want to give them palate shock,
678
00:27:25,673 --> 00:27:28,843
so best stick to simple hors d'oeuvres.
679
00:27:28,968 --> 00:27:30,178
Don't know how I'm going to do that
680
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:34,307
without a melon baller,
but I suppose I'll make do.
681
00:27:34,349 --> 00:27:36,476
Make it rain blood!
682
00:27:36,601 --> 00:27:38,353
You got any creme fra�che?
683
00:27:38,436 --> 00:27:39,854
Uh, no.
684
00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:44,484
d ...and it's got to be soon,
and he's got to be larger than life d
685
00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:47,821
d I need a hero d
686
00:27:47,904 --> 00:27:48,947
Level 83.
687
00:27:49,072 --> 00:27:51,574
All I have to do
688
00:27:51,699 --> 00:27:55,912
is shed all of my armor and weapons,
689
00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:59,040
take the secret passageway
past the Jizzadrian kill squad,
690
00:27:59,082 --> 00:28:00,041
dodge those perfs,
691
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:02,710
that leads directly to the big boss.
692
00:28:02,794 --> 00:28:07,841
Okay, Dr. Genocide,
slit his evil throat.
693
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:09,801
Hit the detonator,
694
00:28:09,843 --> 00:28:12,345
slide down the fire tube
without being burned alive,
695
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:16,307
all before the kill scraper
696
00:28:16,349 --> 00:28:17,976
explodes.
697
00:28:18,059 --> 00:28:22,981
d
698
00:28:23,064 --> 00:28:24,315
Congratulations.
699
00:28:24,357 --> 00:28:27,443
You've achieved the ranking of savior.
700
00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:29,529
All right, it should work, that's it.
701
00:28:29,571 --> 00:28:30,572
You... you think I made enough food?
702
00:28:30,697 --> 00:28:33,074
You know what, I don't,
but I didn't want to say anything, Wolf.
703
00:28:33,199 --> 00:28:34,284
All right, there's like
a little bit of lag time,
704
00:28:34,325 --> 00:28:36,202
but it'll happen any moment now.
705
00:28:36,286 --> 00:28:37,328
Okay, we need to back up.
706
00:28:37,412 --> 00:28:40,331
There are about to be
45 bloodthirsty warriors
707
00:28:40,415 --> 00:28:41,791
up in this piece.
708
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:45,645
d
709
00:28:45,669 --> 00:28:50,669
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
710
00:29:28,463 --> 00:29:33,092
d
711
00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:40,092
Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com
46764
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
