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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,423 --> 00:00:16,687 It's kind of small in there. 2 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:17,715 Yeah, but it's not for you 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,727 It's for your nanny, right? 4 00:00:19,761 --> 00:00:21,194 It's for my nanny. You're right. 5 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,787 All right, how much? 6 00:00:22,831 --> 00:00:24,128 Whatever you think is fair. 7 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,360 - Really? - Yeah. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,765 I'm shocked. 9 00:00:26,802 --> 00:00:29,133 All right, um, 10 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:30,228 you know what? 11 00:00:30,271 --> 00:00:33,536 I'll find the Blue Book value and that's what I'll give you. 12 00:00:33,574 --> 00:00:36,202 - You got a deal, my big friend. - All right, my friend. 13 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:38,267 - All right. Congratulations. - Oh my gosh! 14 00:00:38,311 --> 00:00:40,074 - You bought yourself a great car. - Thank you. 15 00:00:40,113 --> 00:00:43,981 Hold on a second. Louis Lewis has just come out of his coma. 16 00:00:44,017 --> 00:00:46,610 Okay, so what happens now? 17 00:00:53,258 --> 00:00:55,055 Oh yeah, oh that's a great idea. 18 00:00:55,093 --> 00:00:56,855 Yeah, no, invite anybody you want. 19 00:00:56,894 --> 00:00:58,225 Yeah, let's go all the way. 20 00:00:58,262 --> 00:01:00,321 Okay, I'll see you tonight. All right, bye. 21 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,594 I'm going to a party tonight 22 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:05,396 my friends are throwing for me 'cause I'm getting out of here, 23 00:01:05,435 --> 00:01:08,268 - and I would like you to go with me. - Okay. 24 00:01:08,305 --> 00:01:11,172 - Yes? Wow. - Yeah. 25 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:14,199 Hey, what are you gonna do about your cousin who needs a kidney? 26 00:01:14,243 --> 00:01:15,437 - What, Ritchie? - Yeah. 27 00:01:15,477 --> 00:01:18,344 Well, so we'll find him a kidney. 28 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:20,678 - What about yours? - What, are you crazy? 29 00:01:20,716 --> 00:01:22,740 I'm not giving anybody my kidney. 30 00:01:22,784 --> 00:01:25,446 I just woke up. I'm gonna give things out now? 31 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,818 - That's very selfish. - Selfish? 32 00:01:27,856 --> 00:01:29,881 - Yeah. - Hey, let me ask you a question. 33 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,084 You know, I heard that you come in and out 34 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,525 of here all the time and I don't understand that. 35 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,222 I hardly know you. 36 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,390 I met you briefly once at Ritchie's house 37 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,456 and they tell me you're in here all the time. 38 00:01:40,499 --> 00:01:44,492 I visit people in the hospital and I cheer them up. 39 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,698 I go around, I do volunteer work. 40 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:49,071 And I knew you were here so I stopped in to see you. 41 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:51,803 Well I'll tell you something, you don't have to cheer me up 42 00:01:51,843 --> 00:01:53,242 because I'm cheered up. 43 00:01:53,278 --> 00:01:55,371 It pays to be in a coma, I'm telling you. 44 00:01:55,413 --> 00:01:57,278 I've never felt so refreshed in my life. 45 00:01:57,315 --> 00:01:59,145 - Oh, really? - You know those bears, 46 00:01:59,183 --> 00:02:01,913 they had it right. They go into hibernation, 47 00:02:01,952 --> 00:02:04,113 they come out like new bears. 48 00:02:04,154 --> 00:02:07,123 Everybody should do this. 49 00:02:07,157 --> 00:02:09,556 Congratulations again on the... 50 00:02:09,592 --> 00:02:12,060 getting out of the coma. 51 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:58,768 You should've seen him walking down that hall. 52 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,271 It was like the specter of death. 53 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:05,071 And then he passed me and he looked at me. 54 00:03:05,108 --> 00:03:07,804 I'm haunted by that look. 55 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:12,638 Have you seen the, uh, case for the "Sopranos" DVD? 56 00:03:12,682 --> 00:03:15,173 No. 57 00:03:15,217 --> 00:03:17,447 I can't find it anywhere. 58 00:03:17,486 --> 00:03:19,613 Did you do something with it? 59 00:03:19,655 --> 00:03:21,485 No, I didn't do anything with it. 60 00:03:21,523 --> 00:03:24,686 If you're blaming this on me, you're barking up the wrong tree, okay? 61 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,785 I have a system. When I watch a DVD, 62 00:03:26,828 --> 00:03:29,295 I put the case on top of the DVD player. 63 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:31,958 Then when I'm done, I take the DVD, 64 00:03:31,999 --> 00:03:34,729 I put it back in the case, and then I put it back on the shelf. 65 00:03:34,768 --> 00:03:36,861 Well, your system's breaking down. 66 00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:38,928 - My system is foolproof. - There's no case 67 00:03:38,972 --> 00:03:42,135 - on top of the DVD player. - Well, you're the one, probably, 68 00:03:42,175 --> 00:03:44,166 who took it out and didn't put it back. 69 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,802 Don't blame it on me. 70 00:03:45,845 --> 00:03:48,039 I mean, I'm not even that friendly with him. 71 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,071 Yeah, I know him 44 years, 72 00:03:50,115 --> 00:03:52,140 but we're not really close friends. 73 00:03:52,184 --> 00:03:53,708 He's more of an acquaintance. 74 00:03:53,752 --> 00:03:55,617 Who gives a kidney to an acquaintance? 75 00:03:55,654 --> 00:03:59,180 I just feel like if we're going to watch DVDs 76 00:03:59,223 --> 00:04:00,918 that we should keep the case nearby 77 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:03,791 - so we don't end up with just the... - Do you have any sympathy 78 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:06,057 for what I'm going through? It doesn't seem like you do. 79 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:13,025 Hello? 80 00:04:14,636 --> 00:04:17,799 Oh, okay, um, 81 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,775 yeah, all right, I'Il... I'll see you tomorrow. 82 00:04:20,809 --> 00:04:22,868 All right, thanks. 83 00:04:22,911 --> 00:04:25,470 - Huh. - What? 84 00:04:25,513 --> 00:04:27,572 That was Omar Jones. 85 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:30,015 He said he has some information for me. 86 00:04:30,051 --> 00:04:32,314 He wants me to come to the office tomorrow. 87 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:40,524 So, Mr. David, I've got some very very interesting news 88 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,993 for you about your case. 89 00:04:43,029 --> 00:04:45,190 Turns out you were right. 90 00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:47,222 You are, 91 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:50,496 in fact, adopted. 92 00:04:50,535 --> 00:04:53,732 Now your biological parents are Mr. And Mrs. Cone. 93 00:04:53,772 --> 00:04:57,674 And they currently reside in Bisby, Arizona. 94 00:04:57,709 --> 00:05:00,074 They're awaiting your call. 95 00:05:50,722 --> 00:05:53,316 Please notice this aircraft has three emergency exits 96 00:05:53,358 --> 00:05:55,382 located in the rear, center and forward sections 97 00:05:55,426 --> 00:05:57,121 of the cabin. Passengers seated in these... 98 00:05:57,161 --> 00:05:59,595 Hi. Um, listen, 99 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,928 I can't really sit here by the emergency door exit. 100 00:06:01,966 --> 00:06:03,523 I think you better get someone else. 101 00:06:03,567 --> 00:06:05,728 Okay, sir we're about three minutes away from wheels up. 102 00:06:05,769 --> 00:06:08,260 So you need to just stay put, okay? 'Cause we got a full plane. 103 00:06:08,305 --> 00:06:11,069 You don't understand. If something happens we won't be able to get out. 104 00:06:11,108 --> 00:06:13,371 - Calm down, okay? - I cannot do it. 105 00:06:13,409 --> 00:06:15,536 I will panic. We will go down. 106 00:06:15,578 --> 00:06:17,569 All we need to know is that you're willing to assist 107 00:06:17,613 --> 00:06:19,638 passengers in the event of a non-traditional landing. 108 00:06:19,682 --> 00:06:21,672 I cannot be of any help whatsoever 109 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:24,412 in any kind of non-traditional landing or any traditional landing. 110 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,283 Did you read the brochure? 111 00:06:26,321 --> 00:06:28,983 Read the brochure? I can't read that brochure. It's Chinese to me. 112 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,855 I'm sorry, are you Chinese? You look a little Asian. I'm sorry. 113 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,952 It's just an expression. I don't think you are Chinese. You look maybe Thai? 114 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,793 Okay, is it the seat or are you just scared to fly? 115 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,390 No, I choke under pressure. In any kind of game... 116 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,401 basketball, if I was on the foul line 117 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,369 towards, like the last five minutes of the game, 118 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,167 I would miss the entire rim. I couldn't even hit the rim! 119 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,105 'Cause I was choking. Choking. 120 00:06:49,141 --> 00:06:51,109 How about I get you a drink? Would you like a Merlot? 121 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:52,974 No thank you, I don't drink. I don't drink. 122 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:55,138 Just please find somebody else to sit here. 123 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:58,615 I'll look for a seat for you but you owe me one, mister. 124 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:01,584 Thank you. I mean, it's ridiculous. I don't want to sit here. 125 00:07:01,619 --> 00:07:04,019 Why is she giving me a hard time? Just find somebody else. 126 00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:05,715 Who the hell knows how to do this thing? 127 00:07:05,756 --> 00:07:07,620 What, pull down? What is that gonna do? 128 00:07:07,657 --> 00:07:10,319 Can I pull down? Do you have to be strong? I don't even know. 129 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,225 Then what do you do? You smash this thing? 130 00:07:12,262 --> 00:07:15,094 What happens then? The door just suddenly opens miraculously? 131 00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:19,800 You're not Chinese. You don't look Chinese. What are you, Thai? 132 00:07:19,835 --> 00:07:22,668 I think you're Thai. You're Thai? I knew it. 133 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:08,344 - Son. - Dad. 134 00:08:12,748 --> 00:08:14,739 Gosh. Come on in. 135 00:08:26,394 --> 00:08:29,385 Well, I had just come out of the Navy and, uh... 136 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:32,729 - Just gotten out, yeah. - That's right, we met in Times Square. 137 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:35,200 And she was the prettiest girl there 138 00:08:35,236 --> 00:08:36,930 so I kissed her. 139 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:39,905 And, before long, 140 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:41,770 we had a baby. 141 00:08:41,808 --> 00:08:44,140 But, we didn't have any money and... 142 00:08:44,177 --> 00:08:46,303 well, we just didn't know what to do. 143 00:08:46,345 --> 00:08:47,972 We were just so young and just... 144 00:08:48,013 --> 00:08:49,378 - I understand. - You know? 145 00:08:49,414 --> 00:08:51,882 You remember anything about the people who you, 146 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:54,282 uh, who, uh, what, adopted me? 147 00:08:54,318 --> 00:08:56,115 Who adopted you? Yeah, we met them. 148 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:58,849 The guy was a little nervous and jumpy. 149 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:00,823 He was all over the place. Jumpy, fidgety. 150 00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:03,553 - All over the place. - Fidgety, huh? Fidgety guy? 151 00:09:03,593 --> 00:09:05,185 Yeah. 152 00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:06,991 Kind of talked like that a little bit? 153 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:09,328 - He did kind of. - That's exactly right. 154 00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:12,459 - He really has it, doesn't he? - I remember that, yeah. 155 00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:15,368 And she was lovely, but she was a little loud. 156 00:09:15,404 --> 00:09:17,736 But she... she sort of ruled the roost. 157 00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:19,798 - Oh yeah. - But you knew she was a good woman. 158 00:09:19,842 --> 00:09:23,072 You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her, though. 159 00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:25,875 - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah. 160 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:29,280 And they... they wanted a baby so badly. 161 00:09:29,317 --> 00:09:33,184 Tell me a little bit about where you're from, Brooklyn? 162 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,313 Oh, no no no. I'm from Illinois. 163 00:09:35,355 --> 00:09:36,982 Yeah, and I'm from Virginia 164 00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:39,753 - I was born and raised in Virginia. - There, yeah. 165 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:43,023 So, so we're both sort of Midwestern, Southern. 166 00:09:43,062 --> 00:09:47,362 My people came from, oh, England and Scotland. 167 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,890 Been here for hundreds of years. 168 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:53,233 How do you spell your last name? 169 00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:55,262 C-O-N-E. 170 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,255 Oh my God. 171 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:15,154 I'm Gentile. 172 00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:31,030 Hey, look. Dave. Hi, Dave, how you doing? 173 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:33,199 I want you to meet our son. This is Larry. 174 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,571 - Larry, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you, Dave. 175 00:10:35,608 --> 00:10:38,236 - How are you today? - He's a Chevrolet dealer here. 176 00:10:38,278 --> 00:10:40,246 How come my dad bought one of those? 177 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,510 - I don't know, I can't help that. - I'm in trouble. 178 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:45,676 - Hi, June. - Hi, Jenny. 179 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:47,481 - Hi, Jenny. - Good to see you. 180 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:51,182 - This is our son Larry. - Larry, nice to meet you. 181 00:10:51,223 --> 00:10:53,247 - Pleasure to meet you. - Enjoying our town? 182 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,986 Oh, I love it. It's beautiful. 183 00:10:55,026 --> 00:10:58,257 - Hey! Hi, Wilson. - Hi. 184 00:10:58,296 --> 00:11:00,287 This is our son Larry. 185 00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:02,491 - Hi, Wilson. - I didn't know you had a son. 186 00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:05,592 - We do now. - Are you sticking around? 187 00:11:05,635 --> 00:11:08,968 - I think I might. - Isn't that nice? 188 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:12,405 - Nice little town. - You're gonna like it here. 189 00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:16,208 - Good afternoon. - Afternoon. 190 00:11:16,245 --> 00:11:18,110 I noticed you're selling your car here. 191 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:20,740 Yep, letter her go. You interested? 192 00:11:20,782 --> 00:11:24,343 Well, no I'm not. But may I ask how you arrived at that price? 193 00:11:24,386 --> 00:11:26,377 Sure, that's the actual Blue Book value. 194 00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:29,912 - That's the Blue Book value? - Yeah, right there. 195 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:34,155 Huh, I sold a Prius to a friend of mine 196 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,287 and he told me the Blue Book value was $5,000 less than that. 197 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,525 Ouch. 198 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,565 Larry, what's wrong? 199 00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:48,539 My friend took advantage of me, Mom. 200 00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:51,974 Oh, I know it hurts, Son, 201 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:54,774 but you must practice love and forgiveness. 202 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:58,179 Give him the benefit of the doubt. That's what Jesus would do. 203 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,686 Hey, I got a bite, Pop. 204 00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:09,589 I got... I got it. I got one. 205 00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:27,974 You did it! 206 00:12:51,262 --> 00:12:53,594 Good, Son. 207 00:12:53,631 --> 00:12:57,727 Go! Whoa... 208 00:12:57,769 --> 00:13:01,033 chug, chug, chug, chug... 209 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:12,781 Wow, this really looks yummy. 210 00:13:12,815 --> 00:13:15,784 We have, we have to say Grace first, Larry. 211 00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:21,619 Dear Lord, we thank You for this bountiful meal. 212 00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:24,090 We thank You for the love of each other. 213 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:27,059 And most of all, we thank You for our son, Larry, 214 00:13:27,094 --> 00:13:29,062 that he's able to be with us here today, 215 00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:32,623 Having this great meal. Amen. 216 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,429 - Amen. - Amen. 217 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:40,035 - What do you got there? - Sign of the Cross. 218 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:44,169 Oh, nose, toes... 219 00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:46,268 - Nose? ...and watch, wallet. 220 00:13:46,311 --> 00:13:48,711 Nose, toes... 221 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,942 except I keep my watch and wallet on the same side. 222 00:13:50,983 --> 00:13:54,008 - I don't think it's gonna work. - Oh, Larry. 223 00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:56,076 All right, nose, toes, 224 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,145 I'll just move my wallet to the right side. 225 00:13:58,189 --> 00:13:59,554 Oh good. That's simple. 226 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,319 That's it, right? One, two, three, four. 227 00:14:01,359 --> 00:14:03,656 - Right, that's it. You have it. - I kind of like that. 228 00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:06,127 - You've got it. - Huh? That's it? 229 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:08,630 That's it. Dig in, Larry. 230 00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:10,962 All right. 231 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,833 Oh, Larry. 232 00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:23,560 My friends, I want to speak to you 233 00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:26,726 on this beautiful Sunday morning 234 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,167 about a relationship in our lives 235 00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:32,262 that we sometimes take for granted. 236 00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:34,739 We have our family. 237 00:15:34,774 --> 00:15:39,143 We have our husbands, wives, children, 238 00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:42,944 and all the extended relatives of that family. 239 00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:45,576 But there is another bond, 240 00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:49,782 and that is the bond of friendship. 241 00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:52,517 Think of all that it implies. 242 00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:54,548 The caring, the compassion, 243 00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:56,492 the devotion to loyalty, 244 00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:58,290 and above all, perhaps, 245 00:15:58,329 --> 00:16:01,923 to the generosity of spirit. 246 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:05,298 We must all ask ourselves... 247 00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:08,667 Am I a good friend? 248 00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:12,196 Am I giving the friend in need 249 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:15,369 what he needs most? 250 00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:18,140 Have I sacrificed my own well-being 251 00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:19,840 for the sake of him, 252 00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:22,179 or have I let my own selfish needs 253 00:16:22,217 --> 00:16:25,653 stand in the way of being his best friend? 254 00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:27,779 - My friends... - Mom, Dad. 255 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,585 ...give whenever the opportunity arises... 256 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,023 I have to go. 257 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,552 ...and taste the joy that is God's reward. 258 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,229 Please notice this aircraft has three emergency exits 259 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,394 located in the rear, center and forward sections of the cabin. 260 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,267 Passengers seated in these exit rows 261 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:48,829 agree to assist in the event of emergency. 262 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,104 If for any reason a passenger seated in the exit row... 263 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,202 - Well, hello again. - Oh, hi there. 264 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:56,042 Hi. I'll go ahead and get you another seat, okay? 265 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,139 Oh, won't hear of it. 266 00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,616 You can depend on me, ma'am. I won't let you down. 267 00:17:02,652 --> 00:17:04,586 - I got it covered. - Really? 268 00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:07,488 Oh and, uh, be a dear, would you and get me a gin and tonic? 269 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:09,492 Sure. 270 00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:15,520 Nice day for a flight. 271 00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:34,141 You can have my kidney. 272 00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:36,513 Oh, I love you, man. 273 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:38,245 I knew you'd come through. You're a hero. 274 00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:40,309 It's okay buddy. Everything's gonna be okay. 275 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:44,254 Oh, I hope so. Thank you, man. Oh God. 276 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,951 - Hey? - Huh? 277 00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:48,788 - What's that? - What's that what? 278 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:52,092 - What's this putter? - Larry, thank you. 279 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,563 Have you always had this? 280 00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:55,589 Yeah, I've had these for awhile, you know. 281 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,964 I borrowed this from my friend a few weeks ago 282 00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:00,162 and I played out of my mind with it. 283 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,831 I've been looking all over for this. 284 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,237 You can't even get them anymore. 285 00:18:03,273 --> 00:18:05,332 My God, I love this putter. 286 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,841 Yeah, I know, it's pretty great. 287 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:10,004 Um, would it be okay if I borrowed this for a while? 288 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:13,447 Mmm, I don't think so. 289 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,473 What? 290 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,543 I've lost a lot of clubs. I've lent them out through the years... 291 00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:21,249 I'm not going to do anything. I'll take really good care of it, believe me. 292 00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:23,689 - I can't lend them out anymore. - I don't get that. 293 00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:25,715 Come on, I'll take good care of it, I promise. 294 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,285 No, I'm sure you will. But l... I prefer you didn't. 295 00:18:28,329 --> 00:18:31,025 I'm... I'm about... 296 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,433 What? 297 00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:39,563 I completely understand. L... l... 298 00:18:39,606 --> 00:18:42,904 - I respect your decisions. - Really? 299 00:18:42,941 --> 00:18:45,068 I still love you. 300 00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:48,504 God bless you. 301 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,345 Jesus Christ. 302 00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:59,484 Cheryl? 303 00:18:59,524 --> 00:19:03,015 - Yeah? - I'm home. 304 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,517 How are you? Good to see you. 305 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,459 Oh my God. 306 00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:12,967 What? 307 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,270 I love you. I love you. 308 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,966 Mmm, I love you so much. 309 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:21,441 - I love you. - Okay. 310 00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:24,309 What are you wearing? 311 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,575 Is this a sweater vest? 312 00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:32,046 - I've been doing a lot of thinking. - Hm-mm. 313 00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:34,815 I want to have children. 314 00:19:34,855 --> 00:19:36,822 Lots of them. 315 00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,223 Well, let's talk about that. 316 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,855 We... we, uh, that deserves a discussion, I think. 317 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,796 We can talk about it tonight over dinner. 318 00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:48,197 Okay. 319 00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,224 And then I'll tell you all about them. 320 00:19:50,268 --> 00:19:53,237 Yeah, maybe you could, uh... 321 00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:56,262 you know, take your tie off. 322 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:01,038 I know why God 323 00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:03,545 saved me from drowning a few months ago. 324 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:06,242 Why? 325 00:20:06,282 --> 00:20:08,910 He wanted me to give Lewis my kidney. 326 00:20:08,952 --> 00:20:11,614 And I'm going to. 327 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,062 Gotta say, man, 328 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,690 You are very, very calm, bro. 329 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:27,166 God will watch over me. 330 00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:30,931 Hmm. He didn't watch over the last guy. 331 00:20:30,971 --> 00:20:33,030 But you're a lucky man. 332 00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:35,064 You're giving away a kidney. 333 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:38,009 The recipient is going to love you, man. 334 00:20:38,044 --> 00:20:39,533 - Really? - You're gonna have 335 00:20:39,578 --> 00:20:42,240 your own personal slave, is what it is. You could be in China 336 00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:44,374 and sneeze and he'll bring you a tissue. 337 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:47,010 Well, that may be true of others. 338 00:20:47,052 --> 00:20:48,951 I don't think with him, though. 339 00:20:48,987 --> 00:20:52,047 He wouldn't even loan me a putter, actually. 340 00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:54,923 You're giving him a kidney, he wouldn't loan you his putter? 341 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:57,393 Well, you know people get very attached to their golf clubs. 342 00:20:57,428 --> 00:21:00,726 - It's understandable. - You're not attached to your kidney? 343 00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:05,758 That's fucked up, man. 344 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,591 Larry, I gotta tell ya, I'm too weak to really express it and articulate it, 345 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,563 but this is the greatest thing that anyone's ever done for me. 346 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,759 I'll do anything for you for the rest of your life. 347 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,859 Just ask me anything and I'll do it for you, I promise. 348 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:46,803 Anything except loan him your putter. 349 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:50,672 You told him about the putter? 350 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,541 No, it it was an innocent conversation. 351 00:21:53,577 --> 00:21:56,239 Why would you even bring it up under the circumstances? 352 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,407 - I actually defended you. - Mr. David. 353 00:21:58,449 --> 00:22:00,440 Defend me? Why don't you call "E.T." or Pat O'Brien? 354 00:22:00,484 --> 00:22:02,246 - Mr. David! - I mean, how dare you? 355 00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:05,254 What, you have to gossip? What kind of person are you? 356 00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:08,086 - There's been a big, big mistake, okay? - Huh? 357 00:22:08,124 --> 00:22:11,854 The Cones, they're not your parents. You're not adopted. 358 00:22:11,894 --> 00:22:14,362 - What are you talking about? - You're not adopted. 359 00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:16,557 - I'm not adopted? - No. Sorry. 360 00:22:16,598 --> 00:22:19,327 - What's going on here? - What do you mean I'm not adopted? 361 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:22,234 - What's going on here? - If you need anything, let me know. 362 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,465 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I am. 363 00:22:24,505 --> 00:22:26,496 Good luck with the surgery. 364 00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:32,312 I can't... 365 00:22:32,346 --> 00:22:35,873 I can't do this. Oh, no no! I'm not adopted. 366 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:38,110 Get me out of here! Get me the fuck out of here! 367 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,516 - Who is that guy? - I can't do this! 368 00:22:40,553 --> 00:22:43,613 - What the hell are you... stop it! - What about my kidney? 369 00:22:43,656 --> 00:22:45,988 I got... I don't... I can't die. 370 00:22:46,024 --> 00:22:49,619 Hey, stay here. What are you doing? 371 00:22:58,068 --> 00:23:00,764 You're the best. You're the best. 372 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,665 Hey. Let's go. 373 00:23:21,823 --> 00:23:24,950 You really low-balled me on that car. 374 00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:31,053 You paid me $5,000 less 375 00:23:31,098 --> 00:23:33,531 than the Blue Book. 376 00:23:33,566 --> 00:23:37,297 I looked in the wrong book, I guess, um. 377 00:23:37,337 --> 00:23:40,430 I want you to give the $5,000 to Cher... to Cheryl. 378 00:23:40,472 --> 00:23:43,703 I'll give the $5,000 to Cheryl. 379 00:23:43,742 --> 00:23:45,903 Okay. 380 00:23:57,155 --> 00:24:00,920 See? This is what you get 381 00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:03,585 from doing good deeds. 382 00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:05,857 I avoided good deeds my whole life. 383 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:08,989 Turns out I was right. 384 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,522 You're right. Larry, the rabbi is here. 385 00:24:11,567 --> 00:24:13,364 The rabbi. 386 00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:17,469 Rabbi. 387 00:24:17,505 --> 00:24:21,202 Larry, what can I say? 388 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:22,971 I'm still young, rabbi. 389 00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:25,309 I thought when God takes someone young, 390 00:24:25,346 --> 00:24:28,246 they're usually a good person. 391 00:24:28,282 --> 00:24:30,546 That's the one thing I had going for me. 392 00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:32,882 Well God is... is apparently 393 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,683 making an exception in your case. 394 00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:40,152 Larry, is your house in order? 395 00:24:40,193 --> 00:24:42,525 I mean you should have everything settled by now. 396 00:24:42,562 --> 00:24:44,529 My business manager, Matt. 397 00:24:44,563 --> 00:24:47,657 - L... I worked things out with him. - Good, good. 398 00:24:49,868 --> 00:24:52,200 I supposed I could have traveled more. 399 00:24:52,237 --> 00:24:55,137 - Yeah. - But where was I gonna go? 400 00:24:55,172 --> 00:24:58,164 I went to Europe once. 401 00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:01,406 No big deal. 402 00:25:01,445 --> 00:25:03,708 The truth is, rabbi, 403 00:25:03,746 --> 00:25:07,307 I can't stand packing. 404 00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:09,682 You know, Larry, 405 00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:11,913 we all have moments in our life when 406 00:25:11,954 --> 00:25:15,014 we've acted out of thoughtlessness 407 00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:18,720 and we've been inconsiderate to other people. 408 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,227 Is there anybody, right now, 409 00:25:21,262 --> 00:25:24,754 that you can think of you'd like to ask for forgiveness 410 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:28,200 and make right with? 411 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,726 When you walk through my door, you play by my rules. 412 00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:32,738 You take off your fucking shoes! 413 00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:35,172 Devoted sister? Beloved cunt? 414 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:37,233 He's a racist. A bona fide racist 415 00:25:37,277 --> 00:25:40,268 Who preferred not to work with any black people under any circumstances. 416 00:25:40,312 --> 00:25:42,644 - You fucked up. - Larry, you ate the baby Jesus 417 00:25:42,681 --> 00:25:43,739 and his Mother Mary. 418 00:25:43,782 --> 00:25:45,977 - You were following my wife?! - I wasn't following her! 419 00:25:46,018 --> 00:25:48,485 She called the cops on you. What do you mean to... look at me. 420 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,284 You knew that my brother-in-law died on September 11th. 421 00:25:51,322 --> 00:25:52,880 How dare you say something like that? 422 00:25:52,924 --> 00:25:56,256 See, if this were yours it would say, "fucking douche bag." 423 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,818 You mother-fucking, cock-sucking 424 00:25:58,862 --> 00:26:00,261 son of a bitch bastard! 425 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:02,197 I will body-slam you so hard, 426 00:26:02,232 --> 00:26:04,200 that you will poop your bald pants. 427 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:06,326 You need a good fucking ass kicking. 428 00:26:06,369 --> 00:26:08,633 That's what you need. You want to name our baby "Tang"? 429 00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:12,300 Hey! Hold the door! 430 00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:21,548 No, this is my jacket! 431 00:26:25,553 --> 00:26:27,453 What are you, crazy? 432 00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:29,649 - Stop it! - My neck! My neck! 433 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,259 - Don't push me again, you stupid... - Larry! 434 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:38,287 - Get him, Joseph! - Take it back! This is ours. 435 00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:41,163 - Kill him, Joseph. Kill him! - Shut up, Mary. 436 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,498 Ow! 437 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,969 You're a disgrace to your people! 438 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:48,598 - Fuck you. - Motherfucker, what the fuck? 439 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,164 Larry, you piece of shit. 440 00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,643 - You be quiet, big nose. - Go fuck yourself. 441 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:55,111 - Freak you. - Freak you! 442 00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:56,909 - Asshole. - Thanks for nothing. 443 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,075 Get out right now! 444 00:27:01,351 --> 00:27:04,946 - Good boy! - Banzai! 445 00:27:09,925 --> 00:27:12,257 Nah. 446 00:27:15,531 --> 00:27:18,021 Jeff. 447 00:27:22,403 --> 00:27:25,600 You know, I've never said anything, 448 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,971 but I've noticed, 449 00:27:28,008 --> 00:27:30,499 you use way too much mayo. 450 00:27:30,544 --> 00:27:33,138 You know, when they make tuna, 451 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:35,807 there's already mayo in it. 452 00:27:35,848 --> 00:27:38,339 You don't have to put it on the bread. 453 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,319 I'll use less mayo, I promise. 454 00:27:43,356 --> 00:27:46,847 Also... 455 00:27:46,891 --> 00:27:48,825 you really never should have let me do 456 00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:51,761 that "Seinfeld" "TV Guide" cover. 457 00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:53,820 I really looked like an asshole. 458 00:27:53,864 --> 00:27:56,162 My mistake. I'm so sorry. 459 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,758 - Anything else? - No. 460 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,496 Okay. 461 00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:04,172 Dad. 462 00:28:08,177 --> 00:28:11,408 I'm sorry about the adoption. 463 00:28:11,447 --> 00:28:13,311 You're... you're what? 464 00:28:13,348 --> 00:28:15,942 The adop... the adoption. 465 00:28:15,984 --> 00:28:17,474 The doc... the doctor? 466 00:28:19,921 --> 00:28:22,115 Adop... adoption. 467 00:28:22,156 --> 00:28:26,058 You want a doctor? A doctor? 468 00:28:26,093 --> 00:28:28,789 - Mr. David... - He wants... I guess he wants a doctor. 469 00:28:28,829 --> 00:28:31,092 Yeah, why don't you step... step right back here. 470 00:28:31,131 --> 00:28:32,428 Lar. 471 00:28:38,271 --> 00:28:40,329 Cheryl. 472 00:28:43,609 --> 00:28:45,873 I know it's gonna be... 473 00:28:45,911 --> 00:28:49,607 a long time till I see you again, 474 00:28:49,647 --> 00:28:51,945 so would it be okay if... 475 00:28:51,983 --> 00:28:55,885 I fooled around a little 476 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,513 until you got there? 477 00:28:58,555 --> 00:29:00,580 Sure. 478 00:29:01,692 --> 00:29:03,489 Is there anything else? 479 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:08,528 I know it was you 480 00:29:08,564 --> 00:29:11,624 who misplaced that "Sopranos" DVD cover. 481 00:29:13,436 --> 00:29:16,802 It couldn't have been me. 482 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,897 I have a system. 483 00:29:20,942 --> 00:29:23,910 I... I have a... 484 00:29:23,944 --> 00:29:25,935 I have a system. 485 00:29:31,285 --> 00:29:33,275 Larry? 486 00:30:08,818 --> 00:30:11,809 Is there anything you can tell me 487 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:13,412 about his will? 488 00:30:13,455 --> 00:30:17,255 I mean, I know it's... it's awkward timing 489 00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:20,021 but he was very secretive for a while 490 00:30:20,061 --> 00:30:23,519 - there at the end and I just... - Uh, Cheryl... 491 00:30:23,564 --> 00:30:26,692 This 5,000... you want the $5,000? 492 00:30:26,734 --> 00:30:29,258 - Of course. - Cheryl, that's unreasonable. 493 00:30:29,302 --> 00:30:31,770 It really is. He manipulated Jeff. 494 00:30:31,805 --> 00:30:33,568 Jeff had no choice but to say "yes." 495 00:30:33,607 --> 00:30:35,632 I just heard him say it was the Blue Book value on it. 496 00:30:35,675 --> 00:30:37,471 - It's a petty wish. - You don't need the money. 497 00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:39,603 - He's petty in life, he's petty in death. 498 00:30:39,645 --> 00:30:42,375 - That's not the point. - Cheryl, you have a lot of money. 499 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:46,373 It was a... no, no, Cheryl. 500 00:30:48,787 --> 00:30:50,982 He did not rip him off. 501 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,029 Hello. 502 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:53,877 We're your guides. 503 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:58,609 We've been watching you your whole life. 504 00:31:58,648 --> 00:32:00,639 Please. 505 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,853 - You're my guides? - Yeah, but you are dead. 506 00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:10,450 You did die. 507 00:32:13,729 --> 00:32:15,787 You know, you've got a lot of fans up here. 508 00:32:15,830 --> 00:32:17,798 - Really? - You've heard of Ponce De Leon? 509 00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:19,891 Yeah, the Spanish explorer. 510 00:32:19,934 --> 00:32:21,424 - Yeah. - I wrote a screenplay about him. 511 00:32:21,469 --> 00:32:23,937 - He knows that. He loves it. - Get outta here. 512 00:32:23,972 --> 00:32:28,305 Larry, Marilyn Monroe was a huge fan of the "Seinfeld" show. 513 00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:29,673 - What? - It's true. 514 00:32:29,710 --> 00:32:31,007 - You're kidding. - No. 515 00:32:31,044 --> 00:32:33,012 She's very much looking forward to meeting you. 516 00:32:33,046 --> 00:32:35,570 - Get out. - She talks often of you. 517 00:32:35,615 --> 00:32:38,175 Marilyn Monroe? 518 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,344 - It's true, isn't it? - The truth. 519 00:32:42,388 --> 00:32:44,446 It's your mother, Larry. 520 00:32:44,489 --> 00:32:46,650 Say hello to your mother. 521 00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,959 What kind of schmuck are you?! 522 00:32:51,996 --> 00:32:53,691 I mean, who goes around 523 00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:55,631 giving their kidney to people? 524 00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:58,362 Idiot! And I'm surprised that your father 525 00:32:58,402 --> 00:33:00,666 let you do such a thing. Wait till I see him again. 526 00:33:00,704 --> 00:33:03,934 Why did you tell dad not to bother me when you died? I missed your funeral. 527 00:33:03,973 --> 00:33:06,203 So what? What's so important? 528 00:33:06,242 --> 00:33:08,472 Why were you so happy when you thought you were adopted? 529 00:33:08,511 --> 00:33:09,875 That's what I wanna know. 530 00:33:09,912 --> 00:33:11,812 - I wasn't happy. - Oh, don't give me that. 531 00:33:11,847 --> 00:33:13,712 - You were very happy. - I was not happy. 532 00:33:13,749 --> 00:33:16,081 - You were absolutely giddy. - No, I was not giddy. 533 00:33:16,118 --> 00:33:19,518 - Giddy? I was not giddy. - You were giddy. 534 00:33:19,554 --> 00:33:22,546 I'm not done with you yet, buster. 535 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,991 Hey, Larry. Come here. 536 00:33:32,732 --> 00:33:34,495 Ben Hogan. 537 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:36,559 Yes, sir. 538 00:33:36,603 --> 00:33:39,935 - How you doing? - Pretty good. 539 00:33:39,972 --> 00:33:42,099 You know, I've been watching your golf game. 540 00:33:42,141 --> 00:33:44,302 - You've seen me play? - I have seen you play. 541 00:33:44,343 --> 00:33:47,038 And let me tell you something. You're moving your feet. 542 00:33:47,078 --> 00:33:48,841 I know, Ben. I move my feet. 543 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,508 Yeah, you know that sex offender had a good tip for you. 544 00:33:51,549 --> 00:33:53,744 - I know. Dropping the club. - Dropping your... 545 00:33:53,785 --> 00:33:55,615 I can't do it, Ben. I can't. I've tried. 546 00:33:55,652 --> 00:33:58,177 Why don't you come out with me? We'll shoot 18. 547 00:33:58,221 --> 00:33:59,848 I'll show you how it's done, huh? 548 00:33:59,890 --> 00:34:01,755 - There's golf here? - Absolutely. 549 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:04,885 We got great courses up here. 550 00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:07,896 - You got a date. - I'll be waitin' for you. 551 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,663 I'm playing golf with Ben Hogan. 552 00:34:13,702 --> 00:34:16,603 It's called heaven. Come on. 553 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,538 You guys, you've been around me my whole life? 554 00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:20,097 - Oh yeah. - You were at the 555 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,165 spin-the-bottle party when I ran out when I was 12? 556 00:34:22,209 --> 00:34:23,642 - 'Cause I was... - We were there. 557 00:34:23,677 --> 00:34:25,474 Yes, I always wanted to ask you about that. 558 00:34:25,512 --> 00:34:27,912 - Why were you so humiliated? - I felt so humiliated. 559 00:34:27,948 --> 00:34:30,610 - You should've stayed. - 'Cause I couldn't kiss anybody. 560 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,140 - I was scared. - Nancy loved you then. 561 00:34:32,185 --> 00:34:34,244 - Let me ask you something. - Okay. 562 00:34:34,287 --> 00:34:37,450 Did you hear my wife telling me that I could... she said I could fool around? 563 00:34:37,490 --> 00:34:39,754 - Yes, we heard. - You heard her say that, right? 564 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:42,726 All right, so, if you go on a date, where do you go? 565 00:34:42,761 --> 00:34:44,695 Are there restaurants? Are there movies? 566 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:47,665 Like, how does that work? What do you do here all day? 567 00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:49,825 - Larry, Larry... - And what about this clothing? 568 00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:53,234 - I need socks and underwear. - You'll learn all that in due time. 569 00:34:53,270 --> 00:34:55,602 - Just be patient. - I'm just asking a question. 570 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,405 - We understand that. - So, if you're my guides, 571 00:34:59,442 --> 00:35:02,536 then how come you let me eat those seven pieces of pizza at camp? 572 00:35:02,579 --> 00:35:05,139 - I got sick and had to go home? - Yes, we remember everything. 573 00:35:05,181 --> 00:35:07,149 Yeah, Larry, listen. 574 00:35:07,183 --> 00:35:08,911 We're your guides. 575 00:35:08,951 --> 00:35:11,715 We can't actually control events. 576 00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:13,915 When then, what's the point of the whole thing? 577 00:35:13,956 --> 00:35:16,753 I mean, who... why do I even need you? What does a guide do? 578 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:18,691 I don't even get it. 579 00:35:18,726 --> 00:35:20,660 And what about going to the bathroom? 580 00:35:20,695 --> 00:35:22,663 Because, I notice I've been here a while 581 00:35:22,697 --> 00:35:24,858 and frankly I don't have to do anything. 582 00:35:24,899 --> 00:35:27,458 And if that's the case... 583 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,402 That's gonna be pretty good. Pretty good. 584 00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:34,032 - Oh, one more thing. - Yes, what is it? 585 00:35:34,074 --> 00:35:36,234 - The "Sopranos" DVD cover... - The cover. 586 00:35:36,275 --> 00:35:37,640 Any idea? 587 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,872 Did you look behind the couch, Larry? 588 00:35:39,912 --> 00:35:41,846 - Behind the couch? - It's behind the couch. 589 00:35:41,881 --> 00:35:44,075 Did you once look behind the couch, Larry? 590 00:35:44,115 --> 00:35:46,174 - You didn't, did you? - Well, I didn't really look for it. 591 00:35:46,217 --> 00:35:48,185 Because you had a system. 592 00:35:48,219 --> 00:35:51,450 That's right. I have a system I take the DVD... 593 00:35:51,489 --> 00:35:54,582 cover and put it on top of the DVD player. 594 00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:57,685 - Right, exactly. - That's not a system. 595 00:35:57,728 --> 00:36:00,219 - Oh, is that so? - A system is... 596 00:36:00,264 --> 00:36:02,595 is that you know you're gonna misplace the DVD 597 00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:05,123 so you get some DVD jackets, 598 00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:07,102 just plain ones, and you have them there 599 00:36:07,136 --> 00:36:09,127 in case you lose a... that's a system. 600 00:36:09,172 --> 00:36:11,071 - That's not a system. - Keep the jackets in a folder. 601 00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:12,471 - It's a system. - People misplace DVDs 602 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:15,067 because they take the cover and put it someplace else. 603 00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:17,578 And the people that misplace the DVDs 604 00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:20,011 - have extra DVD jackets. - Whoa, okay. 605 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:22,015 - That's a system. - No, that's not a system. 606 00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,347 - Listen to your guide. - A little bit of respect. 607 00:36:24,385 --> 00:36:27,821 Oh, Mr. Great Guide who let me do that "TV guide" cover. 608 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,549 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 609 00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:31,614 - Fuck you. Fuck you! - Fuck you. 610 00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:34,627 Okay, all right, okay. Take it easy. Just come over here and relax. 611 00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:36,856 - What do you mean, relax? - Okay, come on. 612 00:36:57,914 --> 00:37:00,041 Larry, um... 613 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,643 we've decided that you're not really ready 614 00:37:02,686 --> 00:37:05,984 and we're gonna send you back into your body. 615 00:37:06,021 --> 00:37:08,046 - What? - We're sending you back. 616 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:10,422 What, because I said something about the system? 617 00:37:10,459 --> 00:37:13,155 You're just not ready. 618 00:37:13,195 --> 00:37:16,129 Okay, maybe it isn't much of a system. You're right, it's not. 619 00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:18,325 It's a bad system. It's not a good system. 620 00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:19,958 - Goodbye, Larry. - We're sorry. 621 00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:21,468 Come on. That's not fair. 622 00:37:21,503 --> 00:37:24,437 - Goodbye, Larry. - Goodbye, Larry. 623 00:37:24,471 --> 00:37:26,905 Give me another chance. 624 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,306 Wait wait, I like it here. 625 00:37:29,343 --> 00:37:32,869 - Where you goin', Larry? - Marilyn. 626 00:37:32,912 --> 00:37:36,075 I was so looking forward to meeting you. 627 00:37:36,115 --> 00:37:38,606 I really love your sense of humor. 628 00:37:38,651 --> 00:37:40,983 - Marilyn! - Don't go, Larry. 629 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:44,420 - Marylyn! - Don't go. 630 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,426 I'm not paying. I'm not paying. 631 00:37:49,461 --> 00:37:51,724 Look, I'm not paying it. I'm not. 632 00:37:51,762 --> 00:37:53,059 - What? - Oh my God. 633 00:37:53,097 --> 00:37:55,531 - Larry? - My God. 634 00:38:00,503 --> 00:38:02,061 Jesus. 635 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,803 Oh my God. 636 00:38:21,856 --> 00:38:23,847 You notice how in the movies 637 00:38:23,891 --> 00:38:26,018 they never fold when they're packing? 638 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:28,050 They just throw everything in. 639 00:38:28,094 --> 00:38:30,562 - Hm-mm. - It's not believable. 640 00:38:30,597 --> 00:38:34,033 - You know? - It's not interesting to watch, really. 641 00:38:34,067 --> 00:38:37,433 Well, still, you have to pack the right way. 642 00:38:37,469 --> 00:38:39,494 People just don't crumple up their clothes 643 00:38:39,538 --> 00:38:41,369 And throw them in a suitcase. That's not real. 644 00:38:41,407 --> 00:38:43,238 I'm not buying that. 645 00:38:43,275 --> 00:38:45,504 You look good. You do. 646 00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:48,569 - Really? - Yeah, you look good, you know? 647 00:38:48,613 --> 00:38:52,481 You know, I gotta talk to the doctor. 648 00:38:52,517 --> 00:38:55,576 See if I got some clearance, some sex clearance. 649 00:38:55,619 --> 00:38:58,213 Do you have to get clearance for that? 650 00:38:58,255 --> 00:38:59,847 I think you do. 651 00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:02,619 Needless to say, I'm quite prepared. 652 00:39:02,658 --> 00:39:05,058 Okay. All right. 653 00:39:06,629 --> 00:39:09,029 - What a thing, huh? - Yeah. 654 00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:10,657 How do you feel? 655 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:13,566 You feel different after all this? 656 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,162 You know, yeah. 657 00:39:16,204 --> 00:39:19,332 - I mean, come on, I'm a changed man. - I know. 658 00:39:19,374 --> 00:39:22,638 - I'm a completely different person. - That's true. 659 00:39:22,676 --> 00:39:25,702 - You really feel like that now? - Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 660 00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:27,771 - I know what you mean. - You know what I mean? 661 00:39:27,815 --> 00:39:29,975 - I don't need to say it, right? - It's good. No no. 662 00:39:30,016 --> 00:39:33,213 - Oh, hey. - Hey. Your chariot, sir. 663 00:39:33,253 --> 00:39:34,914 - What's this? - Hospital policy. 664 00:39:34,954 --> 00:39:36,615 You get to leave in a wheelchair. 665 00:39:36,656 --> 00:39:39,215 Hmm, all right. 666 00:39:42,194 --> 00:39:44,185 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 667 00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:49,795 Very excited about this. 668 00:39:51,102 --> 00:39:52,296 Hello. 669 00:39:52,336 --> 00:39:54,531 - And, uh... - Hey, you know what? 670 00:39:54,572 --> 00:39:57,369 I think maybe I should use the bathroom before we go. 671 00:39:57,407 --> 00:40:00,171 - Okay. - Let's try the handicapped. 672 00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:03,008 - Larry. - It's a rare opportunity, come on. 673 00:40:05,482 --> 00:40:07,813 Oh, someone must be in there. 674 00:40:10,052 --> 00:40:12,043 - Hey. - Hey. 675 00:40:14,822 --> 00:40:16,915 What's with the walking here? 676 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:19,449 I had to use the bathroom. 677 00:40:19,494 --> 00:40:21,325 Okay, I get it. 678 00:40:21,362 --> 00:40:24,023 That one was occupied. I had to duck in here for a second. 679 00:40:24,064 --> 00:40:26,055 It was a bit of an emergency. 680 00:40:26,099 --> 00:40:28,260 Well then you wait. 681 00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:30,964 You wait. 51538

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