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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,153 --> 00:00:20,781 - Jones Security. - Larry David for Omar Jones. 2 00:00:20,822 --> 00:00:22,949 All right, Mr. David. What's this call regarding? 3 00:00:22,991 --> 00:00:26,051 Uh, he... he'll know what it's about. I'm a client. 4 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:29,258 Got that, but what is the call regarding? 5 00:00:29,299 --> 00:00:32,268 - To be honest, it's kind of personal. - I'm sure it is. 6 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:34,668 You can't speak to him until you tell me what this is regarding. 7 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:36,831 But it has nothing to do with you. It has to do with him. 8 00:00:36,873 --> 00:00:38,534 I don't really wanna tell you what it's about. 9 00:00:38,574 --> 00:00:41,065 Sir, you're gonna need to control your levels and tell me 10 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:43,203 - what this call is regarding. - Do me a favor, 11 00:00:43,246 --> 00:00:45,407 tell me the details of your last conversation. 12 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:47,644 That's none of your business! 13 00:00:47,685 --> 00:00:49,710 Exactly. 14 00:01:03,901 --> 00:01:06,735 Oh, fuck. 15 00:01:06,771 --> 00:01:09,103 Ahh. 16 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,737 Schmuck! 17 00:01:12,777 --> 00:01:14,768 Fucking idiot! 18 00:01:19,584 --> 00:01:21,552 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 19 00:01:21,586 --> 00:01:24,317 - Hey, what's up? - I locked myself out of my car. 20 00:01:24,357 --> 00:01:26,723 Oh, Jeez. All right, 21 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:28,750 I'll come get ya. 22 00:02:26,955 --> 00:02:29,685 Welcome to Jack in the Box. May I have your order? 23 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:31,693 I'd like, um... 24 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:33,422 two Jumbo Jacks, 25 00:02:33,462 --> 00:02:36,523 French fries, and a Diet Coke. 26 00:02:36,566 --> 00:02:39,558 Sir, are you in a car? 27 00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:41,695 No. 28 00:02:41,738 --> 00:02:43,706 Sir, this is a drive-thru line. 29 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,537 You have to be in a car to order. 30 00:02:45,575 --> 00:02:48,305 - What's the difference? - It's our policy. 31 00:02:48,344 --> 00:02:50,608 This is a drive-thru line. 32 00:02:50,647 --> 00:02:52,410 One second! Come on, I'm starving. 33 00:02:52,449 --> 00:02:54,816 There's no... everything... everything's closed. 34 00:02:54,852 --> 00:02:57,548 - I wish I could help you, sir. - Oh, yeah, right. 35 00:02:57,588 --> 00:03:00,148 Could you do me a favor? They won't let me order any food 36 00:03:00,191 --> 00:03:02,091 unless I'm in a car. Will you... 37 00:03:04,595 --> 00:03:06,961 They won't let me order any food unless I'm in a car. 38 00:03:06,997 --> 00:03:09,158 - Would you mind if l... - No, I'm sorry. 39 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,395 Thanks. 40 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,904 I'm so sorry to bother you. I'm trying to get some food. 41 00:03:16,942 --> 00:03:19,775 They won't let me order unless I'm in a car. 42 00:03:19,811 --> 00:03:22,507 - No kidding. - It's crazy. 43 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:24,742 Huh? It's just insane. 44 00:03:24,783 --> 00:03:26,546 - I'll tell you what. - Yeah. 45 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,519 - Get in. - Really? 46 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:30,544 - Get in the car. - Oh. 47 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:37,892 I tell you, Pete, 48 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:40,694 - should have got the Jumbo Jack. - Do yourself a favor... 49 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:42,724 - Yeah. - The next time you come through, 50 00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:44,861 - go for the Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger - Huh. 51 00:03:44,904 --> 00:03:47,805 And the Asian salad. A strange combination, 52 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,708 but it goes down easy, and it comes out fast. 53 00:03:50,744 --> 00:03:53,042 I don't need to tell you more. 54 00:03:56,049 --> 00:03:59,849 - Mmm. - What kind of work you do, Pete? 55 00:03:59,887 --> 00:04:02,788 Good question. I'm in... 56 00:04:02,823 --> 00:04:04,791 I'm in a transition at the moment. 57 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:06,918 I'm... 58 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,658 - I was involved in the dental field... - Dental field? 59 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:13,462 - For about eight months. - What'd you do in the dental field? 60 00:04:13,501 --> 00:04:16,231 Uh, I worked alongside a dental hygienist. 61 00:04:16,271 --> 00:04:18,569 Really? What does somebody do 62 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:21,006 working alongside a dental hygienist? 63 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:25,746 I watched and worked closely with a dental hygienist. 64 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,249 Hmm. 65 00:04:28,284 --> 00:04:31,014 - And... - And what happened? 66 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,146 Um, we ran into some problems. 67 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:36,454 And I prefer to leave it at that. 68 00:04:36,492 --> 00:04:39,256 - Okay. - I found myself... 69 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:41,422 drawn to landscaping work. 70 00:04:41,463 --> 00:04:43,954 It's... it's... it's... 71 00:04:43,999 --> 00:04:46,161 it's a slow transition. I'm... I'm... 72 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,636 - You got some... - Huh? 73 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:49,161 - Some porno back there? - Yeah... 74 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,470 No, that's not mine. That was... 75 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,703 that was left by a couple of my co-workers. 76 00:04:53,743 --> 00:04:55,734 - Boy, that's quite a collection. - Yeah. 77 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:58,475 Well, I had no idea 78 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,540 that that was there. 79 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:02,882 L... that's not mine to begin with, so... 80 00:05:05,323 --> 00:05:07,188 I find it all... 81 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:09,352 - Oh, hey! - Jesus! 82 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,156 - Hey. - You ready to go? 83 00:05:11,195 --> 00:05:13,129 Scared the hell out of me. 84 00:05:13,164 --> 00:05:14,756 - This is Pete. - Hey, Pete, how you doing? 85 00:05:14,799 --> 00:05:16,130 - Hey. - This is Jeff. 86 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,930 - Jeff. - Thank you for helping out my friend. 87 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,596 Okay. 88 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:21,606 So are you involved in "Seinfeld" as well? 89 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,234 No. No no no. 90 00:05:24,276 --> 00:05:26,005 How do you fellas know each other? 91 00:05:26,044 --> 00:05:28,569 - Mmph... - He's my manager. 92 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:30,741 - I'm his manager. - Okay. 93 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:34,343 - Oh, man. Jumbo Jack. - Did I tell you? Huh? 94 00:05:34,386 --> 00:05:36,183 - Best thing ever! - How unbelievable is that? 95 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:37,848 Unbelievable. 96 00:05:37,889 --> 00:05:40,654 I'm sorry, 97 00:05:40,693 --> 00:05:43,093 but I got some bad news. 98 00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:45,495 - Oh. Lewis? - Yeah. 99 00:05:45,531 --> 00:05:48,329 - Ah. - Yeah. 100 00:05:48,368 --> 00:05:51,929 - Kidney? - Yeah, both of them. 101 00:05:51,971 --> 00:05:55,134 - He's gonna need a new one. - Oh, well, 102 00:05:55,174 --> 00:05:58,975 - is there a donor? - I don't know. 103 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:01,743 What's he gonna do? 104 00:06:01,782 --> 00:06:03,079 I don't know. 105 00:06:03,117 --> 00:06:06,086 He's gotta find somebody who can... 106 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:09,487 who can match. Hopefully, he knows somebody who's... 107 00:06:09,523 --> 00:06:11,081 got the right kidney for him 108 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:13,184 and then it's a whole process of... you know, 109 00:06:13,227 --> 00:06:15,127 first, the person who... has to be tested, 110 00:06:15,162 --> 00:06:18,428 and then if they have the right kidney, then they have the surgery... 111 00:06:22,237 --> 00:06:24,831 - Can you believe it? - Yeah. 112 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:27,103 No donor. No donor. 113 00:06:28,643 --> 00:06:30,372 Oh, God. 114 00:06:30,412 --> 00:06:32,312 My luck. 115 00:06:32,347 --> 00:06:34,281 With all the people I know. 116 00:06:34,316 --> 00:06:36,512 Oh, God. 117 00:06:36,552 --> 00:06:39,385 What about your relatives? They're the ones who're supposed to be doing it 118 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:41,356 'cause they have the same blood and all that. 119 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:44,553 Didn't you have some idiot cousin living out here or something? 120 00:06:44,593 --> 00:06:47,426 - Louis Lewis? - Louis Lewis. 121 00:06:47,463 --> 00:06:49,624 - Please. - What about him? 122 00:06:49,665 --> 00:06:51,496 Might as well be called Manson Manson. 123 00:06:51,534 --> 00:06:54,800 He's a nutcase. He's... he works at Jack in the Box and... 124 00:06:54,838 --> 00:06:57,272 Jack in the Box. I was just there the other night. 125 00:06:57,307 --> 00:06:59,537 Had a Jumbo Jack... pretty good. 126 00:07:00,844 --> 00:07:03,335 I'm glad you liked it. 127 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,780 So did you ask this Louis Lewis? What did he say? 128 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:09,308 He wants to donate all his organs after he dies, 129 00:07:09,353 --> 00:07:11,184 but not a minute before. 130 00:07:11,221 --> 00:07:13,213 Thank you, Louis Lewis. 131 00:07:13,257 --> 00:07:15,885 Doesn't help me any. Schmuck. 132 00:07:15,927 --> 00:07:18,293 I'm gonna have to get on that kidney list 133 00:07:18,329 --> 00:07:20,297 like everybody else. 134 00:07:20,331 --> 00:07:22,060 Shit. 135 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,069 I mean, the only other option is if... 136 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:27,435 you know, if a... you know, if a... if a good friend 137 00:07:27,472 --> 00:07:29,599 or a buddy comes through. Then I'm... you know, 138 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,700 then I'm golden. 139 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,735 Hmm. 140 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,288 I don't know what to do. 141 00:07:43,322 --> 00:07:46,621 Just the test isn't gonna hurt you. 142 00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:50,186 I gotta choose healthier friends. 143 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:52,221 This is no good. 144 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:54,392 The next time there's any sign of anything wrong 145 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:57,733 with any of my friends... if I think they're gonna be going to the hospital, 146 00:07:57,771 --> 00:07:59,739 any sign of anything, I'm just... 147 00:07:59,773 --> 00:08:01,707 I'm just gonna drop them like a hot potato. 148 00:08:01,741 --> 00:08:03,208 - Smart. - And you too. 149 00:08:03,243 --> 00:08:05,370 I mean, as soon as you get sick, I'm out. 150 00:08:05,412 --> 00:08:07,210 - You know that, right? - Oh, well, 151 00:08:07,248 --> 00:08:08,647 I'm glad you're bringing it up 'cause it's... 152 00:08:08,682 --> 00:08:10,877 - Well, I mean, come on. - No, it's nice to know. 153 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:13,216 - Yeah, and I'm giving you... - Although, I thought 154 00:08:13,254 --> 00:08:15,381 that that's what the whole deal was. 155 00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:17,084 It's one of the reasons you get married. 156 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:19,649 Normally, that is the deal, but we... 157 00:08:19,693 --> 00:08:22,059 we're losing the sickness and health clause. 158 00:08:22,096 --> 00:08:24,360 - I'm out if anything's wrong with you. - Okay. 159 00:08:24,398 --> 00:08:26,264 - And look, same for you. - Thank you. 160 00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:27,734 - You go too, as soon as... - I will. 161 00:08:27,769 --> 00:08:28,963 - Okay? - Okay. 162 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:31,370 - I can't be around illness. - But for now? 163 00:08:31,406 --> 00:08:33,840 - Freaks me out, okay? - But for now? 164 00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:37,979 It'll be such a nice gesture 165 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:40,004 and he'd really appreciate it. 166 00:08:41,249 --> 00:08:44,242 All right, I'll take the test. 167 00:08:44,287 --> 00:08:46,653 - I think you're doing the right thing. - Yeah, great. 168 00:08:46,689 --> 00:08:48,657 He's going to feel very good about that. 169 00:08:48,691 --> 00:08:51,660 - Yeah, I know. - You're a very sweet friend. 170 00:08:51,694 --> 00:08:53,662 It's very sweet. 171 00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:57,325 - Good night. - What are you doing? 172 00:08:57,366 --> 00:08:59,061 How 'bout a nice snuggle here? 173 00:08:59,101 --> 00:09:01,934 I know, but your snuggle always leads to sex. 174 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:04,406 So what's wrong with that? Why shouldn't it lead to sex? 175 00:09:04,441 --> 00:09:07,877 Sometimes you just want to snuggle and you don't want to have sex. 176 00:09:07,911 --> 00:09:11,108 What's the advantage of that? 177 00:09:11,148 --> 00:09:13,116 Because it's nice. You connect 178 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:16,142 and it's warm and sweet. 179 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:19,155 - Okay, let's just snuggle. - You can do that? 180 00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:21,886 - Yeah, absolutely. - Without it turning into anything? 181 00:09:21,926 --> 00:09:25,384 - Yeah, we'll just snuggle. - See? It's sweet. That's nice. 182 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,398 See... 183 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,956 how nice it is? 184 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,366 - Okay, what are you doing? - What? What?! 185 00:09:31,402 --> 00:09:34,030 - That's exactly what I'm talking about. - What's the problem?! 186 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:37,371 - The ass is part of my snuggle. - No, it's not. 187 00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:41,345 - It is! - Okay, then good night. 188 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,371 We'll snuggle another time. 189 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:46,578 - It's just... it's just a lever. - Good night. 190 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,588 I'm using the ass as a lever to draw you in. 191 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,590 That's all. 192 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,854 And it gets... the snuggle tighter. 193 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,884 Good night. 194 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:11,511 - Richard Lewis's office. - Larry David calling. 195 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,173 Sure. What's this regarding? 196 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:18,049 It's regarding his kidney transplant. 197 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,609 What? 198 00:10:19,654 --> 00:10:22,487 It's regarding his kidney transplant. 199 00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:25,890 Mr. Lewis is getting a kidney transplant? 200 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,062 What? What are you saying? 201 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,825 He didn't say anything to me about it. 202 00:10:30,865 --> 00:10:32,093 You didn't know about this? 203 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,566 - Are you kidding? - Oh my God! 204 00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:36,230 He didn't tell you this? 205 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:39,638 He didn't tell you that there was a problem with his kidneys? 206 00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:41,939 - No, he didn't tell me anything! - How could he have not 207 00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:43,444 - told you about this?! - I don't know, but he didn't 208 00:10:43,478 --> 00:10:45,241 tell me anything about this! 209 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,408 Oh Jeez. You asked me what it was regarding! 210 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:50,918 I didn't know it was going to be about something like this! 211 00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:54,720 But l... I wouldn't have said anything! You asked me! 212 00:10:54,757 --> 00:10:57,055 I could have sworn he... I figured he told you! 213 00:10:57,093 --> 00:10:58,617 He didn't say anything to me. 214 00:10:58,661 --> 00:11:00,629 Oh my God. 215 00:11:00,663 --> 00:11:03,496 - Take it easy. - No. 216 00:11:06,169 --> 00:11:08,137 Could you tell him I called? 217 00:11:08,171 --> 00:11:10,162 - Okay. - Thanks. 218 00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:14,567 What did you do to my assistant? 219 00:11:14,612 --> 00:11:16,637 - What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? 220 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:20,377 She's freaked out, having a nervous breakdown, and might even quit. 221 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,282 It's un-fucking-believable. Why would you do that? 222 00:11:22,319 --> 00:11:24,116 She asked me what the call was regarding! 223 00:11:24,154 --> 00:11:25,519 It's personal! 224 00:11:25,556 --> 00:11:27,319 She asked what it's regarding, I told her! 225 00:11:27,358 --> 00:11:30,260 Jeez, what am I going to do? She was a basket case. 226 00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:32,263 Christ's sake. 227 00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:34,094 What am I going to do? 228 00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:36,100 Hey, um, first of all, 229 00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:38,125 I want to tell you that, uh... 230 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,766 I thought about our conversation and, uh... 231 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:47,505 I'II, uh, I'll take the test. 232 00:11:49,515 --> 00:11:52,313 - Big fucking deal. - That's it?! 233 00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:55,479 I mean, you're my friend. You should have jumped right on it. 234 00:11:55,521 --> 00:11:57,546 You're right, you're right, but I'm making up... 235 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,524 I'm making it up now. I'll take the test. 236 00:11:59,558 --> 00:12:02,755 Just close your eyes and think if it was reversed you'd be really bummed out. 237 00:12:02,795 --> 00:12:06,197 Let me do that. I'm closing my eyes, but now I'm asking you... 238 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:08,360 the situation's reversed. I need the kidney. 239 00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:10,029 - Yeah? - What are you saying? 240 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,901 Would you take the test? 241 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:14,839 - I'd probably want to leap at it. - Probably leap at it? 242 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,934 - L... - You'd leap out the window. 243 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:20,276 Let me say this: I would have gone on record at the deli. 244 00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:21,940 Hello. 245 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,950 Yeah, this is Larry David. 246 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,283 Um... 247 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,289 yeah, I was at a Jack in the Box. 248 00:12:29,323 --> 00:12:31,291 Yeah. Pete. 249 00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:34,294 Oh, Christ. Really? 250 00:12:34,328 --> 00:12:36,922 Well, what's the address? 251 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,768 So, um, you know, 252 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,775 I've decided to take the test. 253 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,074 - The kidney test for Lewis? - Oh, good for you. 254 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:51,909 That's really noble. 255 00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,915 - It's the right thing to do. - Yeah. 256 00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:57,248 - Absolutely. - Absolutely. 257 00:12:57,286 --> 00:12:59,811 I was kind of wondering why you're not doing it. 258 00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,881 Why should I do it? 259 00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:04,519 You're his manager. You're his friend. Why shouldn't you do it? 260 00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:08,463 A lot of people who have managers and friends need kidneys. 261 00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,363 What does that have to do with anything? 262 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,163 I don't even know what that means. 263 00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,432 - You're his friend. You're his manager. - Yeah yeah? 264 00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:16,564 You're close to him. You should be taking the test too. 265 00:13:16,606 --> 00:13:18,301 You're his oldest and closest friend. 266 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,401 So it's a question of longevity? That's it? 267 00:13:20,444 --> 00:13:23,208 You're his oldest and closest friend. That makes the most sense. 268 00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:26,148 If you're married to your wife for three years and I've known her for 20, 269 00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:28,811 who should give your wife the kidney? I've known her longer. 270 00:13:28,853 --> 00:13:31,287 By your logic, I'm the one who should. 271 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,586 If my wife needs a kidney, you can give it to her. 272 00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:35,649 Oh, okay, so it's longevity no matter what, 273 00:13:35,693 --> 00:13:37,422 even if you're married to her. 274 00:13:37,461 --> 00:13:39,259 No, I'm saying you seemed like 275 00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:41,595 you want to give her a kidney, so I'm gonna let you. 276 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,897 You know, I'm loathe to mention this, okay, 277 00:13:43,935 --> 00:13:46,403 but you are an employee of mine. 278 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,173 Okay, you're really reaching now. 279 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,267 - You're desperate, aren't you? - A little. 280 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,141 Yeah, I know. You don't want to give up your kidney. 281 00:13:54,179 --> 00:13:56,044 - No, why should I? - I know. Why should I? 282 00:13:56,081 --> 00:13:57,913 - Why should I? - Well, why should I? 283 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,783 - If I am, you should too. - When did that rule come into effect? 284 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,845 - What's wrong with it? - It's not a good rule. 285 00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:04,618 - It's a good rule. - You have to draw a line. 286 00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:06,124 Kidneys is past the line. 287 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,421 Hey! 288 00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:11,123 - Hey. - Mr. Jones! 289 00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:13,564 Mr. David, what are you doing here? 290 00:14:13,599 --> 00:14:16,262 Oh. It's kind of a long story, 291 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,863 but I had a burger with a... 292 00:14:18,906 --> 00:14:21,739 at a Jack in the Box with some guy and now I'm his alibi. 293 00:14:21,775 --> 00:14:24,403 Apparently, I've got to spot him in a line-up or something. 294 00:14:24,444 --> 00:14:26,708 - I don't know. - Right. 295 00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:29,181 - Really, that's not the issue here. - It's true, uh-huh. 296 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,343 - I have a bone to pick with you. - Me? 297 00:14:31,385 --> 00:14:33,479 Do you have something against receptionists? 298 00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:37,184 I called up, I was very polite and respectful, 299 00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:39,318 and she wants to know what it's regarding. 300 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,022 - I don't see how it's her business... - I had to talk her into staying. 301 00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:43,894 I'm a private eye, not a psychologist. 302 00:14:43,932 --> 00:14:45,456 She comes into my office crying, 303 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,695 you know, wondering what's going on. 304 00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:51,296 - She's a part of my business. - Still, it's not you. 305 00:14:51,339 --> 00:14:53,535 I mean, what if you were a psychiatrist 306 00:14:53,576 --> 00:14:55,669 - and she said "What is it regarding?" - There's protocol. 307 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:58,407 "I'm planning on killing myself. I want to talk to him." 308 00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:01,644 It helps me save time and we ask those questions so that we're prepared 309 00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,345 when the phone call does get to me. 310 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:06,183 Okay. I'm sorry if I did anything that... 311 00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:09,555 Hopefully we can we can avoid these conflicts, you know? 312 00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,618 How's the adoption thing coming? 313 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,323 I'm working on some things. I have some really nice leads 314 00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:16,264 and I should have something to you soon. 315 00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,028 - Really? No kidding. - Pretty soon. 316 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,536 - Omar, good to see you. - Hey, Ray, how you doing? 317 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,435 - How's Ellen? - She's good. Pregnant again. 318 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,440 - Really? Third one. - You Mr. Greene? 319 00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:27,204 - Mr. David. - Mr. David. Ray. 320 00:15:27,244 --> 00:15:29,839 - That's... that's Mr. Greene. - This is Larry? 321 00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:32,111 - That's Mr. Greene. - I'm Mr. David. 322 00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:34,174 - You guys ever do a line-up? - No. 323 00:15:34,218 --> 00:15:36,152 - No. - Piece of cake. They can't see you. 324 00:15:36,187 --> 00:15:38,781 - Nothing to worry about. Come with me. - Okay. 325 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,559 - Gentlemen, if you'll come in, please? - I changed my mind. 326 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,928 - Move up to the glass please. - I'll take the test. 327 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,364 - Really? - Yeah. 328 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,129 - Wow. - Yeah. 329 00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:53,001 - Good for you. - I'll take the test. Who knows? 330 00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,302 You're taking the test, I'll take the test. 331 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:57,103 Gentlemen, could I have you step up to the glass? 332 00:15:57,142 --> 00:16:00,134 - That's very nice, very nice. - He'll be very happy. 333 00:16:00,178 --> 00:16:03,579 - No hurry here. - All right, there he is. 334 00:16:03,615 --> 00:16:05,516 Second from the right. That's him. 335 00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:07,382 - You're certain of that? - Yeah. Pete. 336 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,320 - That's Pete? - That's Pete. 337 00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:12,051 - The gentleman you had dinner with. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 338 00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:14,150 - What time of evening was this? - 10:15. 339 00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:16,718 - 10:15? That's a late dinner. - Yeah, 10:15. 340 00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:19,163 My mother used to call it a late night snack. 341 00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:21,666 Dinner's between 5:00 and 8:00 generally. 342 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:23,693 - And this was with number two? - Yeah, 5:00 and 8:00. 343 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:26,137 You could start at 8:00 though. 344 00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:27,663 You know who Peter is? 345 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:31,303 He's a... he worked alongside of a dental hygienist. 346 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,869 I know that. 347 00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:35,211 - And he did some landscaping. - Yeah, I don't think so. 348 00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:38,616 Are you gentlemen used to hanging out with known felons? 349 00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,517 'Cause number two is Peter Hagen, 350 00:16:40,554 --> 00:16:42,750 AKA Peter the Tork, 351 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:45,089 Peter the Crybaby, Wendell the Conspirator, 352 00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:47,686 Joshua Lancel Stigmeyer. 353 00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:50,357 You two gentlemen shared a meal 354 00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:54,095 with number two on the 23rd... approximately 10:15 P.M. 355 00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:56,103 - Is that correct? - Yes. 356 00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:58,264 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 357 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:03,641 Let him go. You're done here, gentlemen. 358 00:17:12,521 --> 00:17:14,751 How do I let you talk me into this? 359 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:17,486 What was I thinking? 360 00:17:17,526 --> 00:17:19,518 Who needs this? 361 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,694 I have good news, gentlemen. 362 00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:28,466 Both of your blood types are compatible with Mr. Lewis 363 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,995 for his kidney transplant. 364 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:34,074 Good night, nurse. 365 00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,579 Good night. 366 00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,946 It's just a saying. 367 00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:41,110 - I never heard of it. - It's an old one. 368 00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:43,143 - That's nice. - It is. 369 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,984 - I know it is. - Do you? 370 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,650 - Do you? - I do. 371 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,283 - Good for you. - It is good for me. 372 00:17:48,326 --> 00:17:49,691 - You think so? - I know so. 373 00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:50,921 - I'm glad. - So am I. 374 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,055 - That makes two of us. - So you say. 375 00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:55,692 So I did. 376 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:12,884 Well, how are we gonna decide? 377 00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,846 We could... 378 00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:18,323 we could play bingo. 379 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,985 Bingo? 380 00:18:20,026 --> 00:18:22,256 - You know, it's... it's fair. - Me play you in bingo? 381 00:18:22,295 --> 00:18:25,196 That's like asking me to play golf against Tiger Woods. Play you in bingo? 382 00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:27,722 - What? It's fair... it's a fair game. - No, thank you. 383 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,702 No. No. 384 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,297 Doesn't he have a... a cousin? 385 00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:37,674 - Yeah. - Louis Lewis. 386 00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:39,736 What's going on there? 387 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,271 He doesn't want to give up his kidney until he's dead. 388 00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:44,784 Louis Lewis. 389 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,515 All right, you know what? 390 00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:49,819 We'll let Lewis decide. How about that? 391 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:52,418 Fine, let Lewis decide. Yeah, sure sure. 392 00:18:52,461 --> 00:18:54,190 I'll abide by his decision. Will you? 393 00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:56,197 Yeah, most definitely, most definitely. 394 00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:57,823 - I'm for that, I'm for that. - Okay. 395 00:18:57,866 --> 00:19:00,664 - Let's shake on that. Okay. - Sure sure. 396 00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:03,262 Sure. No campaigning. 397 00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,330 - No. No campaigning. - No campaigning. 398 00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:07,841 I don't want to find out you've been calling him up and saying, 399 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:11,040 - "Oh, he's a lot thinner than I am." - Find out I've been saying?! 400 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,139 Oh, I'm more likely to do it than you? 401 00:19:19,122 --> 00:19:20,612 Hey. 402 00:19:20,656 --> 00:19:22,419 Hey, Mr. David. 403 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,948 Um... 404 00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:26,393 first of all, I'm really sorry about the other day. 405 00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:28,660 I really had no idea that you didn't know about that. 406 00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:32,032 I'm... I never would have said anything, obviously. 407 00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:35,902 Is he... is he in? 408 00:19:35,939 --> 00:19:37,702 He's on the phone with Jeff right now. 409 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,936 Ah. 410 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,411 Well, what's it regarding? 411 00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:45,279 - I don't know. - Hmm. 412 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:48,251 - You didn't ask? - Nope. 413 00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:51,187 Hmm. I wonder if he's campaigning in there. 414 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,653 Oh, Jeez. 415 00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:59,390 He didn't even tell me now. 416 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,728 Now, you... you would have found out eventually. 417 00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,064 No, you... you would have... oh, Jeez. 418 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,298 He's was... I'm sure he was gonna tell you. 419 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,805 No, don't... don't cry. 420 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,241 Oh, poor thing. Oh, Jeez. 421 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,075 Oh my gosh. Oh dear. 422 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,445 It's all right, it's okay. 423 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,212 Don't... don't worry. I'm sure he was gonna tell you. 424 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,015 Yeah, no, don't worry. 425 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,647 There there, it's okay. 426 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,124 - Wait, what are you doing? - What? 427 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,684 - What was that? - What are you talking about? 428 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,923 What the hell, man? Why did you touch my hair? 429 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,431 I was consoling. 430 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,399 - I was consoling you. - That wasn't consoling. 431 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,335 Touching hair is part of my consolation routine. 432 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,565 No, it's really weird. You're being really inappropriate. 433 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,632 - What? Inappropriate? Are you crazy? - Yeah, you were. 434 00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:44,042 Hey, what's... what is this? Again?! Again?! 435 00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:45,943 She's... she's crazy! I was consoling her! 436 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,039 - He was coming on to me! - Are you a sociopath?! 437 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:50,812 I was consoling her and I touched her hair. 438 00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:53,718 - He was coming on to me! - That's such baloney! 439 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,153 - I'm leaving. - I was consoling her. 440 00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:58,750 I touched her hair. She thinks that's coming on, she's nuts. 441 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:01,319 What... what a whack job. 442 00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:04,059 Are you kidding me?! I was consoling her! I was touching her hair. 443 00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:06,067 - That's ridiculous! - Mm-hmm. 444 00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:08,797 She thinks I'm coming on to her? Get out of here. Get the hell out of here. 445 00:21:08,837 --> 00:21:11,465 - You think she's leaving or quitting? - That's a good question. 446 00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:13,167 I don't know. She said she's leaving. 447 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,335 - Oh, what a hassle. - Is that leaving or quitting? 448 00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:17,675 - I don't know. - Same thing happened with Cheryl. 449 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:19,978 She said she was leaving. I thought she was leaving me. 450 00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:22,075 She's just going out to have lunch with her friend. 451 00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:24,586 Cheryl... right now, look at this... are you... 452 00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:26,589 - you really have evidenced... - What? 453 00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:28,250 ...some pretty erratic behavior. 454 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,657 Get out of here. I was touching her hair. She's crazy. 455 00:21:30,693 --> 00:21:32,593 Unbelievable. 456 00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:33,857 So um... 457 00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:37,333 did you get the news? Huh? 458 00:21:37,368 --> 00:21:39,598 - Thanks. Yeah yeah. - Huh? How about that? 459 00:21:39,637 --> 00:21:41,605 I'm a lucky man to have two of you guys 460 00:21:41,639 --> 00:21:43,470 come through for me. Thank you. 461 00:21:43,507 --> 00:21:45,168 Hey, far out. 462 00:21:45,209 --> 00:21:46,733 So there you go. You've got your choice. 463 00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:50,110 - Two... two kidneys. - Wow! 464 00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,308 - Of course... - Very grateful, man. 465 00:21:52,349 --> 00:21:54,374 You know, I... 466 00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:56,580 I am considerably older than him. 467 00:21:56,621 --> 00:21:59,419 And I'm not gonna... I don't want to get into that whole game. 468 00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:00,947 But, you know, he's... 469 00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:04,120 there's a difference when you're younger, obviously. 470 00:22:04,162 --> 00:22:05,857 Nah, a kidney's a kidney's a kidney. 471 00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:08,695 I'm not so sure about that, but you know, whatever. 472 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:12,100 His are bigger too. It's a big hefty kidney, 473 00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:14,038 could handle a big load I think, you know? 474 00:22:14,073 --> 00:22:17,008 You could start drinking again if you wanted to with that thing. 475 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:18,567 - That, uh... - Well, in case... 476 00:22:18,611 --> 00:22:20,806 ...that hurt my feelings a little bit, buddy. 477 00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:23,144 - Maybe not that. - 11 years sober. Thank you. 478 00:22:23,182 --> 00:22:26,481 But, you know, uh... that's all. 479 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,716 Other than the fact that, you know, there's a lot about me that 480 00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:31,986 when I got out of college, you don't know about. 481 00:22:32,025 --> 00:22:33,390 I really didn't know you then, so... 482 00:22:33,427 --> 00:22:35,554 Please, I've been through everything. 483 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:37,586 Well, I don't think you did what I did, but... 484 00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:39,189 Trust me. Times 30. 485 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,756 Uh, you're not really getting my drift. 486 00:22:40,801 --> 00:22:42,598 - Listen, it... you're both a match? - Yeah. 487 00:22:42,636 --> 00:22:44,001 I don't care how you figure it out. You know what? 488 00:22:44,037 --> 00:22:46,005 Flip a coin, man. 489 00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:48,030 Eeny meeny miney moe. What do I care? 490 00:22:50,945 --> 00:22:52,913 - Okay. - All right? 491 00:22:52,947 --> 00:22:56,007 And stay away from her, will you? 492 00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,041 Whack job. 493 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,890 I got to start with me. 494 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,553 Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. 495 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,530 My mother says to pick this one and out goes Y-O-U. 496 00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:12,659 Start with me. Start with me. Start with me. 497 00:23:14,036 --> 00:23:16,504 Okay, I'm gonna flip this coin 498 00:23:16,538 --> 00:23:18,438 and this will be the kidney decider, all right? 499 00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:22,240 Um, why don't we do Eeny meeny? 500 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,608 I thought we were gonna do a coin flip. 501 00:23:23,645 --> 00:23:24,771 Let's do Eeny meeny. 502 00:23:24,813 --> 00:23:27,248 - We agreed on a coin flip. - I think I'd rather do Eeny meeny. 503 00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:29,251 - Fine. - We'll do Eeny meeny miney moe. 504 00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:31,253 - Let's just do it, okay? - Fine. 505 00:23:31,287 --> 00:23:33,448 - All right, go. - All right. 506 00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:35,890 And before we go, I want to say something to you guys 507 00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:38,917 and I mean this. I admire the both of you. 508 00:23:38,962 --> 00:23:42,090 What you're doing is an unbelievable act of friendship. 509 00:23:42,132 --> 00:23:45,398 I just wish I had a kidney match so I could be involved. 510 00:23:45,436 --> 00:23:47,461 Well, you haven't taken the test. 511 00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:49,564 Are you ready to do Eeny meeny? 512 00:23:49,607 --> 00:23:52,201 - Yeah. - Do you want to take the test? 513 00:23:52,243 --> 00:23:54,939 No, I don't think I'm a match anyway. Let's just do Eeny meeny. 514 00:23:54,979 --> 00:23:57,846 Who wants to be Eeny? 515 00:23:57,882 --> 00:24:00,112 - I'll be Eeny. - Yeah, you can be Eeny. 516 00:24:00,151 --> 00:24:01,448 - Okay. - He'll be Eeny. 517 00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:02,679 How come you want me to be Eeny? 518 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,382 No, it's good. You should be Eeny. 519 00:24:04,423 --> 00:24:07,790 That's what you want, right? Don't you want to be Eeny? 520 00:24:07,826 --> 00:24:10,226 Want me to be Eeny? Do you want me to be Eeny? 521 00:24:10,262 --> 00:24:12,253 - I'll be Eeny. I'll be Eeny. - Okay. 522 00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:14,060 Okay, here we go. 523 00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:17,432 Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe. 524 00:24:17,469 --> 00:24:19,300 If he hollers, let him go. 525 00:24:19,337 --> 00:24:22,466 My mother says to pick this one 526 00:24:22,508 --> 00:24:24,499 and out goes Y-O-U. 527 00:24:24,544 --> 00:24:26,034 Yeah yeah yeah! 528 00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:28,103 - What are you excited about? - No, what do you mean? 529 00:24:28,147 --> 00:24:29,637 - What are you so happy about? - I won! 530 00:24:29,682 --> 00:24:31,343 - No, you lost! - Out goes Y-O-U! 531 00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:32,874 No, you lost! You're out. You're it. 532 00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:34,580 - No no no no no. - Yes yes. 533 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:37,350 - No, out goes Y-O-U. You're the loser. - You you! 534 00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:39,654 - You're the loser. - No, you're the loser. 535 00:24:39,692 --> 00:24:41,991 - Tell him, tell him, tell him. - Hold on a minute. 536 00:24:42,029 --> 00:24:45,430 Out goes Y-O-U give the kidney. 537 00:24:45,466 --> 00:24:47,730 - You give the kidney. - No no no. 538 00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:50,896 You stupid idiots! You don't even know how to play Eeny meeny miney moe. 539 00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:53,338 - We're idiots?! - I don't know how to play Eeny meeny? 540 00:24:53,373 --> 00:24:55,102 You don't know the first thing about Eeny meeny! 541 00:24:55,142 --> 00:24:57,872 - Y-O-U. Your'e out. - No, I'm safe. 542 00:24:57,911 --> 00:24:59,675 What the hell is all this screaming about? 543 00:24:59,714 --> 00:25:02,274 - Lose with dignity. - All right, wait a second. 544 00:25:02,317 --> 00:25:05,218 We're playing Eeny meeny miney moe, okay? 545 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,551 - Out goes Y-O-U. - Right, you're it. 546 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,284 - Who's it? - You're it. 547 00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:11,554 - Out goes Y-O-U. - No, that person's safe. 548 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,790 - He's you. - No, and out goes Y-O-U. 549 00:25:14,829 --> 00:25:16,990 You're it. You're it. 550 00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:20,468 - You're it. You lose. - You fucking idiots here! 551 00:25:20,503 --> 00:25:22,767 What are we talking about anyway? Losing what? 552 00:25:22,805 --> 00:25:24,796 They're giving a kidney to Richard Lewis. 553 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,239 - He's the one. - He lost. 554 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,243 Excuse me, you're not giving your fucking kidney. 555 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,040 What if one your kids needs a kidney one day? 556 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:32,445 You're gonna give a kidney to Richard Lewis? No no no! 557 00:25:32,481 --> 00:25:34,972 - You'll give it to 'em. - I might not be the match. 558 00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:37,885 He needs his kidney, number one. Number two, he's a fat fuck. 559 00:25:37,921 --> 00:25:40,719 - He can't even survive surgery. - How do you know? 560 00:25:40,757 --> 00:25:43,157 You are healthy and thin. You're giving the kidney. 561 00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:45,058 End of discussion, moot point. 562 00:26:15,227 --> 00:26:17,821 Out goes Y-O-U. 563 00:26:17,863 --> 00:26:20,354 So I'm out. I'm the winner. 564 00:26:20,399 --> 00:26:22,367 No, that means you're out 565 00:26:22,401 --> 00:26:24,266 and the other people stay in. 566 00:26:24,303 --> 00:26:26,498 That's if you're playing with more than two. 567 00:26:26,538 --> 00:26:29,507 If you're playing with just two people, 568 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:31,339 then the one who's out is the winner... 569 00:26:31,377 --> 00:26:34,744 out goes Y-O-U. I'm out, he's in. 570 00:26:34,781 --> 00:26:36,646 He's the winner. 571 00:26:36,683 --> 00:26:38,207 Have you ever played Eeny meeny miney moe? 572 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:40,617 - Yeah, I have. That's how it works. - Have you? 573 00:26:40,653 --> 00:26:43,952 Listen, I grew up with Eeny meeny miney moe... grew up with it. 574 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:46,959 - I did too! - I know the rules of the game. 575 00:26:48,996 --> 00:26:50,987 I think you're being a baby right now. 576 00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:52,999 You know, it's totally unfair. 577 00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,297 I take care of myself all these years... 578 00:26:55,336 --> 00:26:58,032 the diet, the exercise, the whole thing, 579 00:26:58,072 --> 00:27:00,040 for what? 580 00:27:00,074 --> 00:27:03,100 I'd have been better off just eating crap and smoking. 581 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:07,079 That's what I should have been doing all these years... eating crap and smoking. 582 00:27:07,114 --> 00:27:09,083 Maybe this is why you were saved 583 00:27:09,117 --> 00:27:11,915 when you were drowning that day. 584 00:27:11,953 --> 00:27:14,421 Maybe this is... 585 00:27:14,456 --> 00:27:16,890 the reason. 586 00:27:16,925 --> 00:27:18,722 - Oh really? - Yeah. 587 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,819 Oh, he saved me so I can give up a kidney? 588 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:23,831 That's why? If he wants to get so involved, 589 00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:27,427 why doesn't he just fix his kidney tonight while he's sleeping 590 00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:30,462 instead of going through all this drowning-saving business? 591 00:27:32,508 --> 00:27:35,068 Well, I think you're doing the right thing. 592 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,579 Don't you feel good about doing this for Richard? 593 00:27:37,613 --> 00:27:39,478 - No. - Yes you do. 594 00:27:39,515 --> 00:27:41,847 I don't. I feel awful. 595 00:27:41,884 --> 00:27:43,943 Think about how he's feeling right now. 596 00:27:43,986 --> 00:27:45,579 He feels good. 597 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,556 - Well, doesn't that make you feel good? - No. 598 00:27:47,591 --> 00:27:49,388 - Well, you should. - I don't. 599 00:27:49,426 --> 00:27:51,155 - You're gonna be okay. - I'm not. 600 00:27:51,194 --> 00:27:52,661 - Yes you are. - No I'm not. 601 00:27:52,696 --> 00:27:54,823 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 602 00:27:54,865 --> 00:27:56,127 - Really? - Yeah. 603 00:27:57,768 --> 00:28:01,067 - Aww. - Thank you. 604 00:28:01,104 --> 00:28:03,869 Okay, you're welcome. I'll be here. 605 00:28:03,908 --> 00:28:06,103 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you... 606 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,079 - What are you doing? - What? 607 00:28:09,113 --> 00:28:11,673 - What? - You're turning consolation into sex? 608 00:28:11,716 --> 00:28:14,947 Well, that's the ultimate form of consolation. 609 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,511 - No, it's not. - Yeah, sure it is. 610 00:28:17,555 --> 00:28:19,887 Okay, just forget it. 611 00:28:19,924 --> 00:28:23,554 You were consoling me and that's... that's consolation to me. 612 00:28:23,595 --> 00:28:26,587 Sex is consolation. Isn't that consolation. No? 613 00:28:26,632 --> 00:28:28,998 This has been the third hold-up 614 00:28:29,034 --> 00:28:31,969 of a Jack in the Box in the past two months. 615 00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:35,405 Police believe that the suspect, Peter Hagen, is responsible. 616 00:28:35,441 --> 00:28:37,671 Hey, that's that guy Pete... the guy I got out of jail. 617 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:39,679 The victim of the shooting in this case, 618 00:28:39,713 --> 00:28:41,738 a Mr. Louis Lewis... 619 00:28:41,781 --> 00:28:45,376 cousin of actor-comedian Richard Lewis, is in a coma 620 00:28:45,418 --> 00:28:48,444 and is not expected to survive. 621 00:28:48,488 --> 00:28:51,514 This is Kelvin Han Yee live from Studio City. 48053

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