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Anson? Anson?
Where are you, Anson?
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Anson. Come back, Anson.
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Anson. Calling Anson.
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Where are you, Anson?
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Anson.!
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Anson. Calling Anson.
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Where are you, Anson?
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Anson.!
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Where are you, Anson?
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[Tires Screech]
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Anson, get out here!
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I've warned you
about your attitude.
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You clean out 407?
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No, of course you haven't
cleaned out 407.
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You've only had
all damn morning.
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You think you're ever going to own any
of those boats the way you're going?
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You think you're ever
going to amount to anything?
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You can't even finish
a simple job.
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[Chuckles] A monkey could
do this job, all right, Jay?
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Well, you can't.
So what's that say about you?
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- Shut up.
- Excuse me?
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I didn't catch that.
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You clean out 407, you move out that
deadbeat's stuff, and you do it now.
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And when I come back in an hour,
it better be done.
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[Groans]
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[Gasps]
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[Gasps]
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Anson!
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Anson?
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- [Sets Parking Brake]
- Son of a...
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Anson.
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Anson!
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Oh, that's it, Anson.
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You hear me, Ans...
[Grunts]
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[Muffled Whimpering]
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Can I get you some coffee?
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Water? Anything?
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[Door Opens]
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Good morning.
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- Good morning.
- [Mouthing Words]
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Special Agent Dana Scully,
this is, uh, Jay Gilmore.
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How...
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet...
Likewise.
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Mr. Gilmore came all the way to see us
from Missouri, the "Show Me" State.
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They told me you were the people to
best understand my sit... my sit...
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It's okay. Uh, this is
Mr. Gilmore's situation.
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This condition came on
very suddenly about a month ago.
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Anson Stokes,
he did this to me.
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I don't know how.
I just... I know it was him.
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Anson Stokes
is a former employee...
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at the self-storage yard
that Mr. Gilmore owns.
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Apparently there was some
bad blood between you two.
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He told me to shut up!
Huh?
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Yeah. And then Mr. Gilmore
was, uh, stricken...
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- stricken... stricken.
- Uh-huh.
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And Anson Stokes
was nowhere to be found.
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He resurfaced several days
later, and the police wanted
to question him, but he refused.
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Do you know what he said?
He said they had nothing on him.
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Well, and to be fair, sir,
they didn't. They don't.
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They had to make me
a whole new mouth.
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Do you think Blue Cross
is going to pay for this? Uh-uh.
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I demand justice!
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Ow.
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- Mulder, all I'm saying is that...
- I know.
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This may not be a crime, and this guy
Stokes may not know anything about it.
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Look, there is a condition
called microstomia... small mouth...
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which is brought on
by the disease scleroderma.
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It's the overproduction
of collagen.
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It can actually reduce a person's mouth
to a tiny little opening.
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But that takes months
to develop, right?
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It doesn't just happen in the blink of
an eye. Gilmore's surgeons are stumped.
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They're writing it up in
the New England Journal of Medicine.
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There's always nasal aplasia,
the complete absence of the nose.
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That's a nose, Scully.
We're talking mouth here.
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But what we're talking is medical,
physiological, not criminal.
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- Not as far as I can see.
- Maybe, but I still want to know...
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- why Anson Stokes doesn't want
to talk to the police.
- Mulder.
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That's a little... out of place,
wouldn't you say?
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A little bit.
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[Anson]
Ah, damn it.
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- Leslie!
- What? What is it?
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I.R.S. Agents. Gotta be.
Get rid of them, all right?
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Hi. We're looking
for a Mr. Anson Stokes.
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He's not here.
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Would you happen to know
when he's coming back?
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Well, we are Agents Mulder
and Scully from the F.B.I.
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The boat's... The boat's not ours.
[Stammering]
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We're holding it for someone, and,
you know, th-they pay the taxes on it.
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Okay.
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Anson's not here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's your name?
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- Leslie Stokes.
- Oh, you're Anson's brother?
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[Rattling]
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Hi there.
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We're not here to
talk about the boat, Leslie.
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We want to talk to your brother
about his former employer, Mr. Gilmore.
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And the, uh, unfortunate condition
that he's found himself in.
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- Would you happen
to know anything about that?
- The mouth thing?
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Well, yeah, you know,
that's just, uh...
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That's, like, chemicals.
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"Chemicals"?
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Well, yeah, you know, like people
store weird chemicals, like...
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Like my brother, one time
he smelled this weird smell.
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You know, it was just a guy
with a meth lab,
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you know, like in one
of the storage units.
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That's probably something
you guys should look into.
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I'm gonna get going.
So I'm gonna go. Okay.
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Okay.
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Now I see what's
going on here.
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According to Gilmore, he was standing
right where I am when it happened.
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Well, I don't smell
any weird chemical smells.
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You still have
both your lips.
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Apparently everything
is left as it was.
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Hey. 1978.
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It's been a long time since any of
this stuff has seen the light of day.
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That's too bad, Mulder.
Underneath all this dust,
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this furniture
is really wonderful.
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Oh, well, you want to hit
some yard sales while we're out here?
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Mulder, this furniture is expensive.
Very expensive.
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- What's your point?
- My point is that...
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there's a lot of money sitting around
here, and maybe something's missing.
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- Like what?
- I don't know. Jewelry.
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Anson Stokes opened up the storage unit,
and then he just disappeared.
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- Winds up with the Titanic
in his driveway.
- Mm-hmm.
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There's your crime...
theft.
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Still doesn't explain
what happened to Gilmore.
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00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:10,367
Hey, Scully,
check this out.
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00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:17,074
- Ouch.
- This woman look familiar to you?
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- That's the woman from the trailer.
- It's the young woman from the trailer.
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How many centuries now
has disco been dead?
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Two down. Two down,
I got nothing to show for it.
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You got the boat.
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And what the hell
good is that? Huh?
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That thing is like a big...
You know, a big...
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- White elephant?
- What? I'm sorry. What does that mean?
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It's a big expensive item
that serves no purpose and is
more trouble than it's worth.
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So what the hell
did you give it to me for?
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- Because you asked for it.
- All right. I can appreciate that.
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But don't you think maybe you could've
found some fricking water to put it in?
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- You didn't specify water.
- I gotta specify that you
put a boat in the water?
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That is a given.!
Fricking white elephant.
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I can't even pay
the taxes on it.
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Why don't you just use your last wish
to get rid of it?
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You want me to put you
in a home or something maybe?
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Because I just told you, Leslie,
that I wasted two wishes, okay?
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Are you listening? I am not gonna
waste the third, all right? Come on.
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Come on! I gotta concentrate here.
Let me figure this out.
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Third wish, third wish. Final wish.
I'm just spitballing here.
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If I happen to say "I wish"
by accident, that does not count.
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Not until I am
absolutely ready, okay?
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You could always give that guy
his mouth back.
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All I said is that I wish
jay would shut the hell up.
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If you feel bad about what you did
to him, fix it on your own dime, okay?
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- It doesn't work like that.
- Whatever.
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- Leslie, would you help me out here?
- Um, money.
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- Yeah. Okay, that's not bad.
- Wish for money.
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But don't you think we should
think of something that would...
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generate money instead of
the actual money itself?
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Brains? Talent?
Hard work?
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Uhhh, a money machine.
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Okay, that's not...
But something better. Something better.
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Okay. But I just...
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- An infinite number of wishes.
- Okay!
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Just three, boys.
Settle down.
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Damn it, this is hard!
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You know,
I have a thought.
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- Granted it's pretty obvious.
- What, what, what, what, what?
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- What?
- What?
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- Seriously, what?
- Oh, forget it!
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- I got it. I got it.
- Yeah?
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I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay,
are you ready? Because I am ready.
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I am absolutely ready.
Okay, here it goes.
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I wish that I could
turn invisible... at will.
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- You're kidding.
- No, no, this is perfect.
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Yeah, I can have an advantage
that nobody else on Earth can have.
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I can, um, you know, spy and learn
secret information. Pick up stock tips.!
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- Sneak into a women's locker room?
- Not just that, okay?
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I'm talking about
james Bond-type stuff, you know?
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Your wish is breathtaking
in its unoriginality.
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You don't have to like it, all right?
You just have to do it, right?
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Done.
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- My... clothes are gonna
turn invisible too, right?
- You didn't specify clothes.
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Son of a...
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Screw it!
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Oh, God.
Turn invisible, please.
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[Whooping]
Yes.!
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Oh, man, this is awesome.!
Hey, hey, hey, brother.
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Hey, Leslie, I'm over here.
I'm over here.
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[Laughs]
Can you see me?
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[Whooping, Laughing]
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Whoa.! Aah.!
Damn it.!
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- Anson, are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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I can't see my damn feet.
[Laughing]
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Look out, world,
here I come.!
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[Whooping, Laughing]
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I'm invisible.!
Invisible, baby.! Whoo.!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yes.!
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You can't see me,
can you?
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- L... Whoo!
- [Laughing]
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Hey, uh...
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[Anson Whooping]
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[Laughing]
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Get out of my way, birds.
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Oh. Well, hello, ladies.
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[Laughs]
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00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:21,907
Here comes Anson.
That's right.
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00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:24,178
Come on. Come on, come on,
come on, come on. Change, change.
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All right. Here we go.
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Need a little roadside assistance,
do you? [Laughs]
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Not to worry.
Here comes Anson.
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- [Vehicle Approaching]
- [Screams]
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[Squishing Sound]
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[Buzzing]
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Whoa!
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Can we go now?
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[Door Opens, Closes]
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00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:10,771
I think you missed
a spot here.
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I can see straight through
to his ass.
219
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:20,116
This is Anson Stokes, huh?
220
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It is.
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His dental records
are a match.
222
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:26,229
He was found about
a half mile from his house.
223
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He was probably hit by a car
or a truck or something.
224
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And he's invisible.
225
00:18:33,471 --> 00:18:35,405
Yes, he is.
226
00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:39,200
Wow.
227
00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:43,373
You know, in the seven years
we've been working together,
I have seen some amazing things,
228
00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:47,578
but this...
this takes the cake.
229
00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:51,520
It's... It's gonna change
the boundaries of science.
230
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It is amazing, but I don't think
it has anything to do with science.
231
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,529
Remember Mr. Saturday
Night Fever?
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- Yeah.
- I did a little background checking.
233
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His real name
is Henry Flanken.
234
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He redefined the term
"overnight success."
235
00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:10,672
In 1977, his net worth
was 36,000 dollars.
236
00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:13,836
And in 1978,
it was 30 million dollars.
237
00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:19,713
Then there is the interesting way
in which Mr. Flanken died.
238
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,547
How's that?
239
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,087
Chronic morbid tumescence.
240
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:27,751
- You don't mean what I think you mean?
- Schwing!
241
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:31,226
On April 4, 1978, he was admitted
to Gateway Memorial Hospital...
242
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,456
with an extreme
priapic condition.
243
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:36,295
Apparently he was
quite the specimen.
244
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:40,303
They had to raise the door frame
in order to wheel him
into his hospital room.
245
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,203
Well, what does any of that
have to do with this?
246
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:48,745
Well, I think our
mystery woman is the link,
247
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,579
about whom I can find
no information whatsoever.
248
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:56,882
- I think she's responsible
for all of this.
- But how?
249
00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:58,979
L-I don't know,
250
00:19:59,056 --> 00:20:02,219
but we need to talk to her.
251
00:20:02,293 --> 00:20:06,957
Uh, I think I should stay here
with the body. I mean, l... You know...
252
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,091
I don't think it's a good idea
to leave him unguarded.
253
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,864
This is truly amazing.
254
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:14,871
Okay.
255
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:29,443
[Mulder]
I'm very sorry for your loss.
256
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:35,082
- Anson didn't suffer, did he?
- No, I don't think he suffered.
257
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:40,686
But the part about him being invisible,
that doesn't, uh,
258
00:20:40,764 --> 00:20:43,232
catch you off guard
just a little bit?
259
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,768
Uh...
260
00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:49,703
Leslie, there was a woman here earlier.
Where is she now?
261
00:20:49,773 --> 00:20:53,436
She's, uh... She's gone.
262
00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:56,638
Let me tell you where I'm going with
this. I think that woman is a Jinniyah.
263
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,876
- Are you familiar with that term?
- No.
264
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:02,316
It's the feminine
for "genie," as in...
265
00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:04,979
a demon or spirit from
Middle Eastern folklore?
266
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:13,052
I Dream OfJeannie]
267
00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:20,065
Yeah, except Barbara Eden
never killed anybody.
268
00:21:20,136 --> 00:21:25,005
Now, in Arabic mythology,
they speak of these beings that
are composed of flame or air...
269
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,202
but take human form.
270
00:21:27,277 --> 00:21:30,144
They can perform certain tasks
or grant certain wishes.
271
00:21:30,213 --> 00:21:34,980
They live in inanimate objects
like a lamp or a ring. Is this
beginning to sound familiar?
272
00:21:36,486 --> 00:21:38,954
Leslie, I believe your brother
found just such an object...
273
00:21:39,022 --> 00:21:41,252
in the storage facility,
didn't he?
274
00:21:41,324 --> 00:21:43,724
He took possession
of theJinniyah,
275
00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:45,852
and he made some
pretty outrageous requests,
276
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,124
likeJay Gilmore's mouth
and that yacht out in the driveway.
277
00:21:48,198 --> 00:21:51,099
Wait, wait.
You believe all that?
278
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,397
I do.
279
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,404
And Leslie,
for your own safety,
280
00:21:55,472 --> 00:21:59,431
so that what happened to your brother
doesn't happen to you,
281
00:21:59,509 --> 00:22:01,875
I think you should hand over
that object to me right now.
282
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,739
You're doing
the right thing.
283
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,984
Scully, come check this out.
284
00:22:52,062 --> 00:22:54,428
Come on.
He's not going anywhere. Come on.
285
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:00,602
Bye.
286
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:04,401
I have a group of researchers
flying in from Harvard Medical.
287
00:23:04,474 --> 00:23:06,772
I can't wait
to see their faces.
288
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,813
- What's this?
- It's not what I hoped it would be,
289
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,871
judging from the odor
coming from inside.
290
00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:15,884
I think it's where the Stokes brothers
keep their weed.
291
00:23:15,952 --> 00:23:18,921
But that's not what
I wanted to show you.
292
00:23:21,091 --> 00:23:24,822
- Recognize him? How about her?
- Benito Mussolini.
293
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:33,862
Your mystery woman
or someone who looks a lot like her.
294
00:23:33,937 --> 00:23:36,497
The computer says
it is her.
295
00:23:36,573 --> 00:23:39,633
I ran her through Quantico's
facial recognition software...
296
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,768
and couldn't come up with a match
in the known-felon database.
297
00:23:41,845 --> 00:23:46,214
Then I took a flyer and checked with
the image bank at the National Archives.
298
00:23:46,282 --> 00:23:49,718
- Voil�.
- Well, even if it is her,
299
00:23:49,786 --> 00:23:51,777
Mulder, what would she
be doing with Mussolini?
300
00:23:51,855 --> 00:23:54,722
Or Richard Nixon,
for that matter.
301
00:23:57,527 --> 00:23:59,154
[Cheering On TV]
302
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,163
I don't know, except
that they're both men...
303
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:05,327
who got all the power they ever
wished for and then lost it.
304
00:24:10,373 --> 00:24:12,841
See? I told you
it'd look good in here.
305
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,810
Nice rug. How do you breathe
in that thing?
306
00:24:15,879 --> 00:24:18,040
Can we just get
this over with, please?
307
00:24:18,114 --> 00:24:20,844
- Three wishes. Go.
- Don't rush me, all right?
I want to do this right.
308
00:24:22,318 --> 00:24:26,880
I've gotta be smarter than Anson was.
Damn it, Anson.
309
00:24:26,956 --> 00:24:30,551
Then can I once again
offer you a suggestion?
310
00:24:30,627 --> 00:24:32,254
Hmm.
311
00:24:34,297 --> 00:24:37,232
- What?
- This!
312
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,268
Your disability?
313
00:24:39,335 --> 00:24:42,532
There was some tragedy
involved here I assume.
314
00:24:42,605 --> 00:24:45,130
Well, yeah, it was
pretty tragic, I guess.
315
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,733
Me and Anson were playing
mailbox baseball.
316
00:24:47,811 --> 00:24:50,609
God, I miss that.
And Anson's driving.
317
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,046
I was leaning pretty far out
the window there.
318
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,050
Oh...
319
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:58,913
You mean this!
320
00:24:58,988 --> 00:25:00,922
Yeah, you're right.
321
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,958
I could wish for
a solid gold wheelchair.
322
00:25:03,026 --> 00:25:06,757
Man, that'd be sweet. I see what
you're saying. But you know what?
323
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:08,764
There's something I want
more than that.
324
00:25:19,574 --> 00:25:22,065
You're not gonna believe
your eyes.
325
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:25,306
I certainly didn't.
You ready?
326
00:25:32,754 --> 00:25:35,222
Oh, he's, uh...
327
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:39,590
He is invisible,
after all. Um...
328
00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:50,337
He's in there.
329
00:25:55,110 --> 00:25:58,045
[Insect Buzzing]
330
00:26:05,453 --> 00:26:08,889
Okay. You know what?
He's creeping me out.
331
00:26:08,957 --> 00:26:11,357
This isn't what I asked for.
He's all weird and messed up.
332
00:26:11,426 --> 00:26:14,088
- He's been hit by a truck.
What did you expect?
- Yeah.
333
00:26:14,162 --> 00:26:16,187
I asked you to bring him
back to normal.
334
00:26:16,264 --> 00:26:19,199
- You asked me to bring him back.
- Okay, you know, this...
335
00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:22,395
[Sniffing]
336
00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:25,871
Now he's starting to smell bad!
This isn't what I wanted!
337
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:30,843
He's gotta at least be able to talk.
You know what? That's my next wish.
338
00:26:33,515 --> 00:26:37,781
Yes, I do, and that's final!
I wish Anson could talk!
339
00:26:38,853 --> 00:26:40,787
[Scoffs]
340
00:26:42,724 --> 00:26:44,658
Done.
341
00:26:44,726 --> 00:26:46,887
[Screaming]
342
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:58,671
I should just shoot myself.
343
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:01,140
Oh!
344
00:27:01,209 --> 00:27:04,303
I was so happy.
I was so excited.
345
00:27:04,379 --> 00:27:08,042
What was I thinking?
An invisible man?
346
00:27:08,116 --> 00:27:10,584
You saw it.
It was real.
347
00:27:10,652 --> 00:27:14,213
I don't know what I saw, Mulder.
I'm... [Sighs]
348
00:27:14,289 --> 00:27:16,985
I do know that having that
kind of proof in my hands,
349
00:27:17,058 --> 00:27:19,618
it was just too good
to be true.
350
00:27:19,694 --> 00:27:21,855
I don't think that's why
the body disappeared.
351
00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:24,091
Why did the body disappear?
352
00:27:24,165 --> 00:27:26,895
I think it was a result
of a wish being granted.
353
00:27:26,968 --> 00:27:30,529
A wish? Whose wish?
354
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:34,063
Who would want Anson Stokes back?
I mean, really, really back?
355
00:27:34,142 --> 00:27:36,770
His brother, Leslie?
356
00:27:36,845 --> 00:27:39,336
[Screaming Continues]
357
00:27:43,685 --> 00:27:46,779
[Scream Fading]
358
00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:49,881
[Gasps]
359
00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,892
Well, this is no good!
360
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,293
[Shuddering]
What did you do to me?
361
00:27:55,363 --> 00:27:59,459
You're back from the dead, man!
What kind of gratitude is that?
362
00:27:59,534 --> 00:28:02,230
What did you do to me?
363
00:28:02,303 --> 00:28:05,363
I wasted two wishes on you,
that's what I did!
364
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,704
I can't feel my heart.
365
00:28:07,775 --> 00:28:09,766
[Shuddering Continues]
366
00:28:09,844 --> 00:28:12,472
L... I can't feel my blood.
367
00:28:12,547 --> 00:28:15,812
[Coughing]
368
00:28:15,884 --> 00:28:18,717
I am yellow!
369
00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:21,152
I'm cold. I'm cold.
370
00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:24,055
- You know what? Screw this.
- I'm cold.
371
00:28:25,326 --> 00:28:28,887
- I'm cold.
- I wasted two wishes on you...
372
00:28:30,465 --> 00:28:32,695
and a perfectly good bowl
of cornflakes.
373
00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:45,836
There, I turned the heat up!
Are you happy now, huh? Are you happy?
374
00:28:47,181 --> 00:28:49,809
Is there anything else
I can do for you there, buddy?
375
00:28:49,884 --> 00:28:53,615
What do you say?
Maybe wipe your little yellow butt?
376
00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:55,588
Thanks for nothing.
377
00:28:55,657 --> 00:28:57,921
You wanna make
your third wish, champ?
378
00:28:57,992 --> 00:29:00,324
I'd like to get out of here
before the blowflies hatch.
379
00:29:00,395 --> 00:29:04,525
Yeah, I tell you what.
My last wish is gonna be for me, okay?
380
00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:06,533
It's gonna be for me.
You hear that, Anson?
381
00:29:06,601 --> 00:29:10,162
I wasted two wishes on you, and you
don't even give a damn about that.!
382
00:29:10,238 --> 00:29:13,036
Okay. All right.
Third wish.
383
00:29:13,107 --> 00:29:15,803
Let's see.
I could wish for, uh...
384
00:29:15,877 --> 00:29:17,811
I could wish for money.
385
00:29:17,879 --> 00:29:20,939
Everybody wishes for money.
386
00:29:21,015 --> 00:29:23,848
Um... There's
the invisibility thing.
387
00:29:23,918 --> 00:29:28,651
I guess that turned out pretty stupid,
though, huh, Anson? To be invisible!
388
00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:31,157
That was real smart, huh?
389
00:29:41,669 --> 00:29:45,730
Uh, X-ray eyes, maybe.
No, that isn't it.
390
00:29:46,808 --> 00:29:48,776
Like you said,
solid gold wheelchair.
391
00:29:48,843 --> 00:29:52,904
- [Gas Hissing]
- Uh... [Chuckles]
392
00:29:52,981 --> 00:29:55,149
Wait, I got it. Legs!
393
00:29:59,153 --> 00:30:02,020
[Both Shouting]
394
00:30:26,647 --> 00:30:28,581
[Jinniyah Grunts]
395
00:30:43,263 --> 00:30:45,527
Would you mind removing
your eyewear, ma'am?
396
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:48,534
[Siren Wailing]
397
00:30:57,144 --> 00:30:59,078
Do you have a name?
398
00:30:59,146 --> 00:31:01,114
Not for a long time, now.
399
00:31:01,181 --> 00:31:04,878
How about if I call you Jenn?
That's short forJinniyah.
400
00:31:06,486 --> 00:31:08,750
[Door Opens]
401
00:31:10,924 --> 00:31:14,382
The, uh, fire department
just recovered two bodies.
402
00:31:14,461 --> 00:31:18,090
- Leslie Stokes and his brother Anson?
- Looks like it.
403
00:31:18,165 --> 00:31:22,727
And, uh, Anson Stokes
is visible now, of course.
404
00:31:23,937 --> 00:31:26,405
But what I'd really love
an explanation for...
405
00:31:26,473 --> 00:31:29,067
is how his corpse got
from my locked morgue...
406
00:31:29,142 --> 00:31:32,578
all the way across town
to the Mark Twain Trailer Park.
407
00:31:32,646 --> 00:31:35,911
Ask him.
He's got it all figured out.
408
00:31:35,983 --> 00:31:38,474
I know what he'd say. He'd say
that you're some kind of a genie...
409
00:31:38,552 --> 00:31:41,453
from a Thousand and One Nights
or something like that...
410
00:31:41,521 --> 00:31:43,955
- and that you grant people wishes.
- There you have it.
411
00:31:44,024 --> 00:31:48,961
One thing I haven't been able
to figure out is whether you're
a good genie or an evil one.
412
00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:51,964
Everybody you come in contact with
seems to meet a bad end.
413
00:31:52,032 --> 00:31:55,627
That's the conclusion you've drawn?
That I'm evil?
414
00:31:55,702 --> 00:32:00,537
Well, possibly evil.
Possibly cursed. A curse to others.
415
00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:03,201
The only thing you people
are cursed with is stupidity.
416
00:32:03,277 --> 00:32:05,370
All of you. Everybody.
417
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:09,506
Mankind. Everyone I have ever come
into contact with without fail.
418
00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:11,517
Always asking
for the wrong thing.
419
00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:14,110
- You mean making the wrong wishes?
- Yeah.
420
00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:16,451
It's always,
"Give me money.
421
00:32:16,523 --> 00:32:19,048
Give me big boobs.
Give me a big hoo-hoo.
422
00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:22,323
Make me cool like the Fonz."
423
00:32:22,396 --> 00:32:25,695
- Or whoever's the big name now.
- You've been out
of circulation a long time.
424
00:32:25,766 --> 00:32:29,463
So what? In 500 years,
people have not changed a bit.
425
00:32:29,536 --> 00:32:32,471
Five hundred years?
426
00:32:32,539 --> 00:32:35,940
Granted they smell better now,
generally speaking.
427
00:32:36,009 --> 00:32:38,534
But human greed still reigns...
428
00:32:38,612 --> 00:32:42,048
shallowness, a propensity
for self-destruction.
429
00:32:42,115 --> 00:32:45,050
You're saying that you have been
a firsthand witness...
430
00:32:45,118 --> 00:32:48,713
to 500 years
of human history?
431
00:32:48,789 --> 00:32:51,417
I used to be human.
432
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:54,153
I was born
in 15th century France.
433
00:32:54,227 --> 00:32:57,424
And then one day an old Moor came
to my village peddling rugs.
434
00:32:57,497 --> 00:33:01,729
- And I unrolled one that an
ifrit had taken residence in.
- An "ifrit"?
435
00:33:01,802 --> 00:33:05,033
A very powerful class
of genie.
436
00:33:05,105 --> 00:33:10,270
He offered me three wishes. For the
first, I asked for a stouthearted mule.
437
00:33:10,344 --> 00:33:15,372
For the second, uh, a magic sack
that was always full of turnips.
438
00:33:15,449 --> 00:33:18,350
Did I mention this was
15th century France?
439
00:33:18,418 --> 00:33:20,386
What was your third wish?
440
00:33:20,454 --> 00:33:23,480
My third...
I pondered for a great while.
441
00:33:23,557 --> 00:33:26,117
I didn't want to waste it.
442
00:33:26,193 --> 00:33:29,560
So finally, feeling very intelligent,
I spoke up, and I said...
443
00:33:29,629 --> 00:33:33,360
[French]
444
00:33:34,768 --> 00:33:37,134
"I wish for great power
and long life."
445
00:33:37,204 --> 00:33:39,570
And thus became
a genie yourself.
446
00:33:39,639 --> 00:33:43,575
Gave me the mark of theJinn...
right there.
447
00:33:43,643 --> 00:33:47,773
It's forever.
Sort of like a prison tattoo.
448
00:33:47,848 --> 00:33:50,408
I should've been
more specific.
449
00:33:53,053 --> 00:33:55,214
So am I under arrest?
450
00:33:55,288 --> 00:33:59,554
I can't think of anything
we have to hold you on.
451
00:33:59,626 --> 00:34:01,787
Not surprisingly, we don't have
any evidence of any of this,
452
00:34:01,862 --> 00:34:04,888
so, uh, I think
she's free to go.
453
00:34:04,965 --> 00:34:08,492
No, I'm not.
He unrolled me.
454
00:34:11,872 --> 00:34:14,602
I get three wishes.
455
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:27,846
So, your partner left
the airport rather quickly.
456
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,787
I don't think
she likes me very much.
457
00:34:30,856 --> 00:34:33,950
Oh, well, I don't think she
knows what to make of you.
458
00:34:34,026 --> 00:34:37,359
- I don't... think I do either, really.
- [Cars Passing By]
459
00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:40,523
Well, you could always
give up your three wishes.
460
00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:43,534
I'll disappear.
No hard feelings.
461
00:34:43,602 --> 00:34:47,470
- I didn't think so.
So what's your first wish?
- [Horns Honking]
462
00:34:48,574 --> 00:34:51,202
Well... W-W...
[Laughs]
463
00:34:51,276 --> 00:34:53,836
What would your wish be
if-if you were in my place?
464
00:34:53,912 --> 00:34:56,278
I'm not you.
It doesn't matter.
465
00:34:56,348 --> 00:34:58,942
No, but, you know, I just...
I'd like to know.
466
00:35:02,621 --> 00:35:05,488
I'd...
467
00:35:05,557 --> 00:35:07,991
wish that I never heard
the word "wish" before.
468
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:12,520
I'd wish that I could live
my life moment by moment,
469
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:19,301
enjoying it for what it is
instead of...
470
00:35:19,371 --> 00:35:21,305
instead of worrying
about what it isn't.
471
00:35:22,908 --> 00:35:26,503
I'd sit down somewhere
with a great cup of coffee,
472
00:35:28,247 --> 00:35:30,579
and I'd watch the world go by.
473
00:35:34,386 --> 00:35:36,377
But then again,
I'm not you.
474
00:35:36,455 --> 00:35:38,480
So I doubt that's your wish.
[Clears Throat]
475
00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:41,287
You know, I think I'm beginning
to see the problem here.
476
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,920
You say that most people
make the wrong wishes, right?
477
00:35:43,996 --> 00:35:47,056
Without fail. It's like giving
a chimpanzee a revolver.
478
00:35:47,132 --> 00:35:50,260
This is because they make their wishes
solely for personal gain.
479
00:35:50,335 --> 00:35:52,997
- Could be.
- So the trick would be...
480
00:35:53,072 --> 00:35:55,836
to make a wish that's totally
altruistic, that's for everyone.
481
00:35:55,908 --> 00:35:58,069
[Sighs]
482
00:36:00,479 --> 00:36:02,344
So, um,
483
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,412
I wish for peace on Earth.
484
00:36:10,289 --> 00:36:12,723
Peace on Earth.
That's it?
485
00:36:15,127 --> 00:36:17,391
What the hell's wrong with that?
You can't do it?
486
00:36:17,463 --> 00:36:20,364
No. I can.
487
00:36:20,432 --> 00:36:22,866
- [Cars Stop, Honking Ceases]
- It's done.
488
00:36:31,009 --> 00:36:32,943
Oh, crap.
489
00:36:59,138 --> 00:37:02,232
I guess I should have
seen this coming!
490
00:37:07,346 --> 00:37:09,280
Scully.
491
00:37:17,289 --> 00:37:19,223
Scully?
492
00:37:26,231 --> 00:37:28,165
Hello?
493
00:37:30,369 --> 00:37:32,303
Hello!
494
00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:40,470
Very good. Genie!
495
00:37:40,546 --> 00:37:44,448
- Genie! Whatever the hell
your name is!
- Yes?
496
00:37:46,985 --> 00:37:50,819
- What the hell is this?
- It's what you asked for...
peace on Earth.
497
00:37:50,889 --> 00:37:53,119
[Gasps]
Listen.
498
00:37:53,192 --> 00:37:55,387
You know damn well
that's not what I meant.
499
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:59,123
- You didn't specify.
- This has nothing to do
with specificity!
500
00:37:59,198 --> 00:38:03,066
You don't have to wipe out the entire
population of the whole planet...
501
00:38:03,135 --> 00:38:05,695
just to affect a little peace on Earth
and goodwill towards men.
502
00:38:05,771 --> 00:38:07,898
Mmm, you didn't say,
"Goodwill towards men."
503
00:38:09,575 --> 00:38:13,841
So you expect me to change the hearts
of six billion people?
504
00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:16,540
No religion in history's
been able to pull that off.
505
00:38:16,615 --> 00:38:19,209
Not Allah or Buddha
or Christ.
506
00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:21,275
But you'd like me to do that
in your name?
507
00:38:21,353 --> 00:38:25,653
So... what, you can feel
real good about yourself?
508
00:38:25,724 --> 00:38:29,091
D-Did I say that?
L... I didn't say that.
509
00:38:29,161 --> 00:38:32,597
Mmm, how grotesquely
egotistical of you.
510
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,194
I bet you wish you
hadn't made your first wish.
511
00:38:37,269 --> 00:38:41,672
Yes, I do, since you butchered
the intent of that wish so completely.
512
00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:45,335
And another thing. I think you've got
a really horrible attitude.
513
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:48,470
I guess that comes from being rolled up
in a rug for the last 500 years.
514
00:38:48,547 --> 00:38:52,608
But we're not all that stupid. We're
not all chimpanzees with revolvers.
515
00:38:52,684 --> 00:38:55,915
I think there's another
possibility here, and that's
just that you're a bitch!
516
00:38:57,923 --> 00:39:00,756
Agent Mulder?
517
00:39:03,996 --> 00:39:05,930
Sir.
518
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,525
How did you get in here?
519
00:39:10,602 --> 00:39:12,471
Uh...
520
00:39:12,604 --> 00:39:14,401
"Whereas,
I have one wish left...
521
00:39:14,473 --> 00:39:16,737
and desire to use it most effectively
for the good of all mankind..."
522
00:39:16,808 --> 00:39:21,211
yadda, yadda, yadda...
"here on this plane of existence."
523
00:39:21,279 --> 00:39:24,180
Hmm.
524
00:39:24,249 --> 00:39:26,217
What, are you a lawyer?
525
00:39:26,284 --> 00:39:28,309
Well, I have to be with you.
526
00:39:28,386 --> 00:39:31,412
I'm gonna get this last wish perfect.
I'm not gonna leave you any loopholes.
527
00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:34,459
I'm not gonna let you
interpret this as an edict
to bring back the Third Reich...
528
00:39:34,526 --> 00:39:37,620
or to make everyone's eyes
grow on stalks.
529
00:39:37,696 --> 00:39:40,722
Oh, geez. And I was so
looking forward to that.
530
00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:47,938
[Door Opens]
531
00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:58,639
Skinner called me, Mulder.
Is everything all right?
532
00:39:59,885 --> 00:40:01,819
You don't remember
disappearing...
533
00:40:01,887 --> 00:40:04,515
off the face of the earth
for about an hour this morning?
534
00:40:04,589 --> 00:40:06,921
No.
535
00:40:06,992 --> 00:40:09,483
Then I guess everything's okay.
536
00:40:09,561 --> 00:40:11,586
[Sighs]
537
00:40:11,663 --> 00:40:13,597
Mul...
538
00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:17,501
Could you give us
a minute, please?
539
00:40:17,569 --> 00:40:19,503
Sure.
540
00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:28,212
Like today?
541
00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:32,216
Wh...
542
00:40:36,755 --> 00:40:39,349
- Where the hell'd she go?
- Boink!
543
00:40:39,424 --> 00:40:41,756
No. It's gotta...
544
00:40:41,826 --> 00:40:45,353
It's gotta be hypnotism
or mesmerism or something.
545
00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:48,957
Scully, it is what it is. You examined
an invisible body, remember?
546
00:40:49,034 --> 00:40:51,298
- I thought I did.
- Oh!
547
00:40:51,369 --> 00:40:53,303
[Scoffs]
Mulder, all right. Say...
548
00:40:53,371 --> 00:40:56,568
Say that you're right.
Say this is what it is.
549
00:40:56,641 --> 00:41:01,340
Then what you're doing
is extraordinarily dangerous.
You even said that yourself.
550
00:41:01,413 --> 00:41:05,372
No, no, the trick is to be specific,
to make the wish perfect.
551
00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:07,680
That way everyone
is gonna benefit.
552
00:41:07,752 --> 00:41:09,686
It's gonna be a safer world,
a happier world.
553
00:41:09,754 --> 00:41:11,949
There's gonna be food for everyone,
freedom for everyone,
554
00:41:12,023 --> 00:41:15,982
the end of tyranny
of the powerful over the weak.
555
00:41:16,061 --> 00:41:19,155
- Am I leaving anything out?
- It sounds wonderful.
556
00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:23,030
- Then what's the problem?
- Maybe it's the whole point...
557
00:41:23,101 --> 00:41:26,036
of our lives here, Mulder,
to achieve that.
558
00:41:26,104 --> 00:41:28,572
I mean,
maybe it's a process...
559
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,838
that one man shouldn't try
and circumvent with a single wish.
560
00:41:51,997 --> 00:41:54,295
[Typing]
561
00:41:54,366 --> 00:41:56,300
[Jenn]
You ready?
562
00:41:58,269 --> 00:42:00,635
Yeah, I'm ready.
563
00:42:11,516 --> 00:42:14,610
[Mulder] I can't believe you
don't want butter on your popcorn.
564
00:42:14,686 --> 00:42:17,348
Ew. It's un-American.
565
00:42:19,924 --> 00:42:22,518
- It's a classic American movie.
- [Tape Forwarding]
566
00:42:22,594 --> 00:42:25,859
That's what every guy says.
It's a guy movie.
567
00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:29,593
Okay, when you invite me over to your
place, we can watch Steel Magnolias.
568
00:42:32,203 --> 00:42:35,138
[Chuckling]
569
00:42:37,475 --> 00:42:42,310
- So, um, what's the occasion?
- [Tape Forwarding]
570
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:45,372
I don't know. It just...
felt like the thing to do.
571
00:42:45,450 --> 00:42:48,385
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
572
00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:54,324
I don't know if you noticed,
but, um,
573
00:42:54,392 --> 00:42:56,485
I never made the world
a happier place.
574
00:42:59,731 --> 00:43:01,961
Well, I'm fairly happy.
575
00:43:02,033 --> 00:43:04,593
That's something.
576
00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:07,331
[Man On TV]
And now our feature presentation.
577
00:43:10,508 --> 00:43:13,238
So what was
your final wish anyway?
578
00:43:39,738 --> 00:43:41,672
Here you go.
579
00:44:24,415 --> 00:44:27,145
[Child]
I made this.!
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