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But Mom, you promised!
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I know I did Charlie, but I'm
sorry, I've gotta go to work.
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I'll have grandpa tell
you a bedtime story, okay?
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Okay.
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Come on,
grandpa is good at telling stories.
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You brush them toofs?
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Yes mama.
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Wash them pits?
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Yes mama.
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Trim that beard?
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Get out of here with that!
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Now you be a good boy for grandpa, go to
sleep and I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
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After my bed time story.
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Yes, after your story.
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Love you.
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Love you.
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What the fuck was that for?
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Because I need you to listen
for a minute dad, I got called
in, I need you to watch Charlie.
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Listen, he's already in bed, he brushed
his teeth, but I promised him a bed time
story, so I need you to do that for me.
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A bed time story,
are you fucking kidding me?
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No, I'm not,
a bed time story.
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You're raising that kid
to be a pussy you know?
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What do you want me to do next,
make him a ba ba, powder his ass,
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say goo goo ga ga and all that shit?
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The kid needs a fucking job!
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Listen dad, don't do it for me,
do it for Charlie.
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You're old, impart some wisdom
on him, tell him what it was
like when Moses was around,
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I don't care just get it done, please.
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Thank you.
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Look dad, can you just not fuck
this up, okay? I'm serious.
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Okay kiddo, mom say's I gotta
tell you a bed time story,
are you ready for this shit?
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Yeah grandpa,
tell me a good one.
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Well I can tell you there ain't
nothing good in this pile. Nothing
but a bunch of pussified horse shit.
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How about I tell you an adult fairy tale.
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An adult fairy tale?
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Well yeah. I mean if you think
that's something you're up for.
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You don't want me to read you one of
those pussy little baby stories do ya?
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No.
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Well okay then. This story
starts with a guy named Charlie.
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Hey that's my name.
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Yep, mine too.
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No, your name's grandpa.
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Well I'm grandpa to you, to
other folks I'm Charlie.
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And this Charlie, he was about to have
the most amazing night of his life.
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A night kind of like this one.
But this story starts in outer space.
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Computer!
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Oh hey babes,
sorry about the rude awakening.
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But it seems our force field
has been compromised, and we've
got a baddy right on our tail.
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I'm going to go ahead and
suggest we take evasive action.
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Monitors up. Come on Space Babes,
let's see what we're up against this time.
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All right! Dinner time! Three
BLT's! Butts, legs, and titties!
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It's another scrote!
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Well that really puts
a wrinkle in our plans.
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Gloss up babes,
it's time to play ball.
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Prepare for death Space Babes,
there is no chance to escape!
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A space Babe is always prepared.But
death isn't on the agenda today
yam bag. At least, not for us.
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Hey Babes I don't want to sound testy,
but I think we might be dealing with a
bigger load than we can handle this time.
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We got a second scrote about to join the
party, and he's coming in hard and fast!
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They always do seem to come in pairs.
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Weapon's on standby.
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Armed and ready!
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Fire!
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Ragyna!
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On it!
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Computer, can you stabalize?
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No Babes, they've got us pretty
good. Frankly, I'm all out of ideas.
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Typical. Here goes nothing.
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Engage stalking mode!
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They're right on our tail!
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Hope they enjoy the view.
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Weapon's on standby.
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Fire!
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Computer, status update!
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Energy levels are depleted and
their weapons are recharging. It's
been nice knowing you Space Babes.
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It's now or never Babes.
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Hold onto your hooters Babes.Things
might get a little silly.
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Weapons recharging.
Fire in three!
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Two!
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Spaaaaace Baaaaaaaabes!
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The male of our species never did
amount to much. The start of their
existence is shrouded in mystery.
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But it is important to our future,
to understand the way they were,
and the way they were finally disposed of.
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For as long as time has been
recorded, they have been regarded at
unsavory, unruly, and uncivilized.
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This was due to what was later dubbed,
the greates mistake of our maker.
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They had the numbers,
but we had the brains.
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The more their agenda became clear,
the easier it became to manipulate them.
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It wasn't until the year 3,000 that
their true desires were firmly exploited,
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and their reign of terror was put
to an end by a group of brave babes.
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These babes lured them into a large
craft with the promise of a free trip.
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To a newly discovered planet filled with
sandwiches, as far as the eye could see.
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But unfortunately,
due to a mathmatical error--
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They didn't make it.
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But perhaps even more unfortunate,
some did survive.
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Now having gone many
years without a sandwich.
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And more importantly,
without the influence of babes,
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the fiew remaining survivors raidly
devolved into their true forms.
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The forms in which we
know them to be today.
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They must be avoided at all costs.
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They are unable to be reasoned
with, and will stop at
nothing to get what they want.
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And that is exactly why we
can't chance it Vanassa.
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Look, I'm not exactly excited
about it either, but what
else are we supposed to do?
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We don't have enough energy
to make it anywhere else.
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Computer, bring the monitor back up.
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Sure thing!
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Wow it sure looks inviting!
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Inviting or not, there is no way
we are going down there.
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So what, you just want to stay put
until we run out of energy completely?
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Pushing that button blasted us so far out
into the backwoods of the universe that
we have no choice but to go down there.
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Then you shouldn't have pushed
the button, it was pretty clear
about not wanting to be pushed.
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00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:21,893
And what, let those bean
bags blast us to smithereens?
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At least we're light
years away from them now.
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Sometimes you have to put yourself
into a little bit of danger
to escape an immediate threat.
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Look, I know that neither of
you remember the scrotes the
days before the sandwiching,
but trust me. You don't want to.
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That film pales in comparison
to how bad they really were,
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and there's no reason to believe
the men on this planet won't
be just as bad. Or worse!
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Come on Ragyna,
they can't all be that bad.
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Oh yes! Yes they can be!
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Computer, you're sure we
can refuel on this rock?
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According to the limited
information I have in my database,
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the creatures that inhabit it do
seem to occasionally broadcast
an energy source that shows
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a strong possibility of
working as a direct alternate
to our host energy source.
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Unfortunately I am unable
to pinpoint exactly what it
is, or when it is broadcast.
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But your communicators have been
reprogrammed with the ability
to track it, and harvest it
once you are on it's surface.
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Well then it's settled.
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Computer, please dress us in current Earth
fashions and bring us down, nice and easy.
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All right, come on.
Franky, everybody, get in here.
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Time to eat.
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Jeeze, where did you come from?
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Go get with your friends.
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Gotta grow nice and strong,
everybody eat.
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Oh yeah.
Say hello to daddy sugar tits.
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What's that girl?
You want me to do what?
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Here?
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Okay, you're the boss.
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Holy shit, what the hell was
that?
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Something ain't right.
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Come on Babes, dial up your
communicators to scanning mode.
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The sooner we can find this energy source,
the sooner we can get back home.
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Holy asteroids,
space women! Three of them!
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Oh man, oh man, oh man, the things
I can do with three space women?
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Dear Penthouse!
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Wait a second,
I think I'm picking something up.
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Yeah, me too.
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Me three, follow me Babes.
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Thank you Jesus.
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Thank you space Jesus!
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There it is.
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Shit, oh shit.
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Stay!
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Don't shoot.
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Don't you shoot mister!
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Hang on Babes, I don't think
that's a weapon.
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Hey, watch it!
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No, definitely not a gun, but
definitely the source of the
energy we've been looking for.
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Then harvest it.
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On it,
switching over to extraction mode.
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Extraction mode?
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Touch it! Touch it first!
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What?
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Absolutely not!
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Why not?
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Because we don't even know what it is.
It could be dangerous.
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Use Protection!
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I got a rubber in my wallet.
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I don't need any protection.
I'm not afraid of this thing.
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Greetings Earth creature.
My name is Carrieola.
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Oh man.
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He died?
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No, he just fainted.
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What did she do to him?
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Well Charlie he fainted because what
Carrieola did to him made him feel
something he'd never felt before.
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Huh?
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I know you don't think much
of girls right now but--
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Heck no I don't,
girls are gross!
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Well I guarantee ya, you know years
to come, your opinion is gonna change.
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Blech!
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Well we can wrap it right now
if ya want ya know. He died.
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The end.
Go the fuck to sleep.
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Is that what you want?
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No, it's fine.
I want to know what happens next.
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Well okay then.
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He fainted, and the babes
didn't know what to do about it.
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So they moved him over to a
nice soft pile of hay, and tried
to figure out what to do next.
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Is it okay?
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I don't know. But the energy source we
were detecting is nowhere to be found now.
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Why did you touch it?
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Because you told me to.
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I did not!
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Okay, scan complete,
uploading now.
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Whatever it was,
we'll know soon enough.
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Hang on Babes.
I think it's waking up.
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All right Earthling,
where did you hide it?
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Hide what?
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The energy source you were broadcasting.
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Broadcasting?
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Yeah, broadcasting. Your
antenna was out, and we picked
up yoursignal, loud and clear.
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Antenna?
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For Salzaron's sake.
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Computer, can we get
those scan results please?
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Sure thing Space Babes!
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Hang on, scan results?
What did you do to me?
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This is a hard one, Babes.
Unlike anything in my database.
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Come on stop beating around the bush,
just tell us what we're dealing with here.
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The appendage of the Earthling
does seem to be the carrier of the
alternate energy source you are after.
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Well duh, but the signal's gone limp.
How do we get it back up?
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Wait, hang on a second.
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Touch it, touch it again!
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My Zob Ragyna.
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Actually, that's exactly
what I was gong to suggest.
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You can't be serious,
what is this thing?
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Now, now, now, now, now, now
hang on a cotton pickin minute!
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That thing, is my dick.
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And you can't just go around
grabbing them like that!
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And even if you could, once you've grabbed
it as many times as you did, well--
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You gota give it a minute
before you can grab it again!
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It's sensitive.
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Explains the tears.
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Oh man, hang on a minute.
I don't know where ya'll are from, but--
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We're not from here.
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Well I am. This here's my parent's barn.
My name's Charlie.
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Greetings Charlie,
I am Vanassa.
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Greetings Charlie,
I'm Ragyna.
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00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,964
Wow! That sure is an intersting
way of saying hello ya'll got.
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00:20:37,912 --> 00:20:40,566
Down here most folks
just shake hands, but--
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Now listen. I can hardly make
no damn sense of any of this.
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But I think I can help
ya'll out if you'll let me.
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Of course Charlie.
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The energy that your doo-hicky picked up,
from my dick.
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That can make ya'lls ship run and
get ya back home ya say, right?
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Yes.
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Okay. I think this energy is what
we down here call sexual energy.
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Sexual arousal.
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But only when his antenna was out.
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Yeah, once your antenna was
retracted the energy source was gone.
234
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:18,605
That's because that antenna,
is also, my dick.
235
00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:24,789
That's what it does when it's
in it's aroused state. It
kinda sticks out like that.
236
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,073
Some fella's call it a boner.
237
00:21:27,074 --> 00:21:28,512
A boner?
238
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:30,008
Yeah, a boner.
239
00:21:30,009 --> 00:21:34,013
And you're all like this?
All of the men on this planet?
240
00:21:34,201 --> 00:21:38,036
Well yeah,
basically I guess.
241
00:21:38,037 --> 00:21:42,041
But hell, I think most everybody's
gonna be turned on by you three.
242
00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:45,332
And we all got wieners.
243
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,140
Wieners?
244
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:50,144
Yeah!
Dicks, cocks, rods.Wieners!
245
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:55,864
Then you must take us where we
may find more of these at once.
No matter how hard, or long--
246
00:21:55,868 --> 00:21:57,300
Or short!
247
00:21:57,301 --> 00:21:59,239
Or mediocre the journey.
248
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,243
Listen, I got just the place for ya'll.
You Babes stick with me,
you'll be home in no time.
249
00:22:04,939 --> 00:22:06,266
Well, then it's settled.
250
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:10,018
Charlie, we are the Space
Babesfrom outer space.
251
00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:11,786
We are not from here.
252
00:22:11,787 --> 00:22:15,790
Our visit to your planet was an
unfortunate error on our part while
fleeing a most dire situation.
253
00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:20,111
We are here merely out of circumstance.
We wish your planet no inconvenience.
254
00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:23,625
We are not here with any ill intentions.
255
00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:25,828
No, we are here for your boners.
256
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:31,650
Your dicks, your cocks,
your rods, now Charlie please!
257
00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:35,692
Take us, to your wieners.
258
00:23:12,193 --> 00:23:16,196
Ladies, welcome to the strip club,
A.K.A. your fueling station.
259
00:23:18,104 --> 00:23:22,108
If you can't find sexual energy in here,
you ain't looking.
260
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,319
Look! Rules are rules.
261
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,324
The shit you two were doing up there was
breaking rules I didn't even know I had!
262
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:34,926
How the fuck did you get
your foot all the way up--
263
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:38,251
And was your elbow
actually inside of her--
264
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:42,255
Aw come on Jerimy, it's Saturday
night. You need all the talent
you can get in here right now.
265
00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:48,473
Yeah come on,
we were just having fun.
266
00:23:48,474 --> 00:23:52,478
And where in the hell did you get
so many kumquats this time of year?
267
00:23:53,443 --> 00:23:57,447
Look, you ain't gonna find two
other girls tonight, you know
that. We ain't going nowhere.
268
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:03,710
Oh yeah? You two,
you're hired.
269
00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:07,806
If you young ladies would please go see
Danyelle in the dressing room, thanks.
270
00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:12,074
You two, you're fired,
get the fuck out of my bar!
271
00:24:13,214 --> 00:24:15,709
You could at least call us a cab.
272
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:18,061
Your legs look fine from here baby.
273
00:24:18,062 --> 00:24:21,065
Mmmm. Beat it!
274
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,092
Aaahhh!
275
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:39,852
What are you doing?
276
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:42,491
I'm trying to pick up the scent!
277
00:24:42,492 --> 00:24:46,496
Uh, we have a computer for that.Computer.
Computer?
278
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:52,535
You have to be a Space
Babe for that to work.
279
00:24:52,536 --> 00:24:53,569
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
280
00:24:56,758 --> 00:24:59,802
Computer, can you tell me
where the Space Babes are?
281
00:25:01,091 --> 00:25:03,521
But Carrieola,
you're a Space Babe.
282
00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:06,525
Uh.. Uh.. Uhh..
283
00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:10,378
Tell her you forgot your
panties when you left!
284
00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:12,565
Huh huh, Yeah.
285
00:25:14,231 --> 00:25:17,743
I forgot my panties,
and then um, I had to go poopy.
286
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:23,164
Okay then, the Space Babes are
located at Night Moves strip
club, in Bloomington Indiana.
287
00:25:23,944 --> 00:25:27,195
Huh huh, Huh huh.
288
00:25:27,196 --> 00:25:28,843
Ha ha, ha ha.
289
00:25:28,844 --> 00:25:31,446
To the strip club!
290
00:25:34,755 --> 00:25:37,714
Uh oh, he's right behind me,
isn't he?
291
00:25:37,715 --> 00:25:40,067
He sure is.
292
00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:44,071
You scrotes better not
be jerking me around!
293
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:49,423
Yes sir General Smotch sir!
Dick head! Sir!
294
00:25:49,699 --> 00:25:51,386
Don't be a suck up!
295
00:25:51,387 --> 00:25:53,210
Yep! All right.
296
00:26:13,521 --> 00:26:16,706
Okay.
Now try not to worry about your friends.
297
00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:19,002
I know Danyelle,
she's a cool chick.
298
00:26:19,003 --> 00:26:23,007
And with your friends dancing tonight, I'm
sure they'll raise all kinds of energy.
299
00:26:23,871 --> 00:26:27,644
But there's also a lot of emotions
in here that could get in the way.
300
00:26:27,645 --> 00:26:29,690
Emotions?
301
00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:33,695
Yeah, emotions.
Jealousy, desire, lust, love.
302
00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:37,870
Love?
303
00:26:37,871 --> 00:26:41,875
Man I don't know how to explain
love to you. Most people down
here don't even understand it.
304
00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:45,278
Can you try?
305
00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:49,283
Look, all I can tell you is
what my daddy told me about
being in love when I asked him.
306
00:26:50,249 --> 00:26:54,253
He said Charlie,
when you're in it, you know it.
307
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,384
It's stronger than a grizzly bear.
308
00:26:56,385 --> 00:27:00,389
And it'll tickle your tummy like a whole
herd of butterflies was just let loose.
309
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:06,424
He said when you're in love withsomeone,
there ain't nothing can keep ya apart.
310
00:27:07,563 --> 00:27:09,931
Not even death.
311
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:13,859
Hey there handsome,
care for a lap dance?
312
00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:16,746
No, not right now.
Thank you.
313
00:27:16,747 --> 00:27:19,395
Okay sugar.
If you change your mind come and find me.
314
00:27:19,396 --> 00:27:21,171
My name's Candy.
315
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:25,175
They call me Candy cause I taste so sweet.
316
00:27:31,147 --> 00:27:35,151
I'm sensing slight arousal from you,
Charlie. Why didn't you go with her?
317
00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:41,725
I don't know. I think I'd rather
just stay with you and talk a while.
318
00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:46,824
You make me feel smart.
And I like teaching you about Earth.
319
00:27:50,108 --> 00:27:53,291
You are smart,
and I like learning from you.
320
00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:55,599
Now please,
tell me what a lap dance is.
321
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,671
So lap dances are twenty, don't let
the douche bags stiff you either.
322
00:27:58,672 --> 00:28:01,039
Gimmie gimme cash up front,
if you want to sniff this cunt.
323
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,927
And you let 'em sniff it.
324
00:28:02,928 --> 00:28:06,931
It's a great time filler you do
that thing, you just stand there,
wiggle it around in their faces.
325
00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:11,236
Every second you're doing that,
you're not having to rub your ass
up against their tiny limp peckers.
326
00:28:12,735 --> 00:28:14,423
You two know each other, right?
327
00:28:14,424 --> 00:28:15,925
Yes.
328
00:28:16,551 --> 00:28:19,574
Okay. I'll make sure you get
paired up on stage together then.
329
00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:22,077
On Stage?
330
00:28:22,607 --> 00:28:26,042
Holy shit.
You two are green!
331
00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:27,866
Yeah the stage.
332
00:28:27,867 --> 00:28:29,398
It's like window shopping.
333
00:28:29,399 --> 00:28:31,090
For the customers,
and for you.
334
00:28:31,091 --> 00:28:32,817
They'll tip you for your dance.
335
00:28:32,818 --> 00:28:34,817
If they like what they see,
they'll wanna go for a lap dance.
336
00:28:34,818 --> 00:28:38,041
So try different stuff,
see what they're responding to.
337
00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:40,209
We got a lot of guys in here
that are into some weird shit.
338
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:44,025
Yeah, I'd say.
I got a guy that'll pay me to piss on him.
339
00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:46,001
Says it's the only thing
that gets him hard.
340
00:28:46,002 --> 00:28:48,881
He likes it running down his face,
dripping off of his chin.
341
00:28:48,882 --> 00:28:51,305
There's all sorts of weird shit out there.
342
00:28:51,306 --> 00:28:55,081
Hair, feet, armpit licking,
and pissing.
343
00:28:55,082 --> 00:28:57,696
I learn a new one every day.
344
00:28:57,697 --> 00:29:00,237
And that's when the
men get boners Charlie?
345
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,249
Boners happen all the time in here.
346
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:06,253
But yeah, they're most likely to,
come up, during a lap dance.
347
00:29:08,045 --> 00:29:09,868
What about other women?
348
00:29:09,869 --> 00:29:11,370
No!
349
00:29:11,773 --> 00:29:14,948
Women don't have dicks.
350
00:29:14,949 --> 00:29:16,563
At least not, most of them.
351
00:29:16,564 --> 00:29:18,964
No, I mean can a woman get a lap dance?
352
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:22,968
Oh sure. And I imagine the
dancers love it when that happens.
353
00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,482
Why?
354
00:29:24,483 --> 00:29:26,180
Women are softer.
355
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,003
Women are better mannered.
356
00:29:28,004 --> 00:29:30,059
Women are...
357
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,867
Women are the worst!
358
00:29:31,868 --> 00:29:35,973
They think because they got a set of
tits in here that they can get away
with whatever the fuck they want.
359
00:29:36,016 --> 00:29:38,119
They'll reach right up,
try and grab you while you're on stage.
360
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,526
You really gotta watch them,
more than the men.
361
00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:44,771
Give a lap dance to a bitch, she'll
try to cram her filthy toothless mouth
on your snatch before you can say--
362
00:29:45,264 --> 00:29:49,268
Two screaming orgasms,
courtesy of Jerimy.
363
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,399
You know he won't admit it,
but your friends really saved his bacon.
364
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,470
We're running pretty low on
talent in here these days.
365
00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:57,334
How are my friends doing?
366
00:29:57,335 --> 00:29:58,758
They're doing great.
367
00:29:58,759 --> 00:30:00,566
They'll actually be up on stage next set.
368
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,670
Is there anything else
that I can get you two?
369
00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:05,581
No thank you.
370
00:30:05,582 --> 00:30:07,084
Oh!
371
00:30:09,742 --> 00:30:11,661
Just holler if there's anything else.
372
00:30:11,662 --> 00:30:14,165
Name's Sandy.
373
00:30:17,826 --> 00:30:19,873
You like her don't you?
374
00:30:19,874 --> 00:30:23,017
No, not really.
375
00:30:23,018 --> 00:30:27,022
With her,
it's just the curse of being a man.
376
00:30:27,441 --> 00:30:30,121
Curse?
377
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:32,432
Yeah, curse.
378
00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:34,233
Take a look around.
379
00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:38,209
Plenty of smokin' hot babes in here,
all of them wearing next to nothing.
380
00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:42,214
All of them willing to take
it off for a few bucks.
381
00:30:42,649 --> 00:30:45,532
And I want to see the waitress naked.
382
00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,397
Because I can't.
383
00:30:47,398 --> 00:30:50,000
Men.
Our eyes never get their fill.
384
00:30:51,525 --> 00:30:54,924
We're constantly looking
for something else.
385
00:30:54,925 --> 00:30:58,929
Especially when it's something
we're not supposed to have.
386
00:30:59,564 --> 00:31:03,568
It's hard to explain but,
she's not who I want right now.
387
00:31:05,884 --> 00:31:08,887
Who do you want right now, Charlie?
388
00:31:12,284 --> 00:31:16,288
Ladies and germs, we got a
couple of cherries in here
tonight, ripe for the poppin'!
389
00:31:16,788 --> 00:31:20,792
That's right take those hands off
of your dicks, and do something
useful with them for once.
390
00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:25,052
And put 'em together, and give a warm
sticky welcome to Ragyna, and Vanassa.
391
00:32:00,226 --> 00:32:02,441
Well God damn!
392
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:49,498
I think it's working!
393
00:33:49,499 --> 00:33:53,303
It definitely is, but at this
rate it's going to take us
days to get the energy we need.
394
00:33:53,304 --> 00:33:55,446
Well, keep trying things.
395
00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:59,438
Maybe we can come across a fetish or
something, to help raise the level.
396
00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:01,942
Hey baby.
397
00:34:01,943 --> 00:34:04,950
Why don't you come over
here and raise my level?
398
00:34:04,951 --> 00:34:07,014
Hey mister,
what turns you on?
399
00:34:07,015 --> 00:34:09,526
Watching you wiggle.
400
00:34:09,527 --> 00:34:11,421
Did you get those panties in space?
401
00:34:11,422 --> 00:34:14,516
Because that ass is out of this world.
402
00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,020
From the second son of Salzaron sugar!
403
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,291
What's wrong?
404
00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:37,787
I don't know.
405
00:34:37,788 --> 00:34:41,792
It's like the energy is there,
but even with all these men,
it's not nearly as strong as yours was.
406
00:34:43,459 --> 00:34:47,463
Well I guess that's just because
a boner made with love is more
powerful than your average boner.
407
00:34:49,016 --> 00:34:53,019
And your boner was made
with love, Charlie?
408
00:34:53,079 --> 00:34:54,726
Yeah.
409
00:34:54,727 --> 00:34:57,518
Yeah I think maybe it was.
410
00:34:57,519 --> 00:34:59,694
Damn girl!
411
00:34:59,695 --> 00:35:02,711
Why don't you come over here and
let me suck on them big ole titties?
412
00:35:02,712 --> 00:35:04,398
These big ole titties?
413
00:35:08,087 --> 00:35:10,589
There is one other thing we could try.
414
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:14,669
It's kind of the ultimate
display of sexual energy.
415
00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:18,045
Something that we have to do together.
416
00:35:18,046 --> 00:35:20,286
Oh baby, you are so wet.
417
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:22,209
You're practically dripping,
aren't you?
418
00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:24,681
I got a guy that will
pay me to piss on him.
419
00:35:24,682 --> 00:35:27,585
Oh, you like it wet?
420
00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:30,050
Oh god, do I?
421
00:35:30,051 --> 00:35:31,765
I wanna feel your
wetness all over my face!
422
00:35:31,766 --> 00:35:34,377
I wanna feel it,
running down my chin.
423
00:35:34,378 --> 00:35:36,981
You're so sweet I'd like that.
424
00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:42,372
I'd, love that. Let's do it.
425
00:35:44,338 --> 00:35:47,240
Let's get out of here.
426
00:35:51,321 --> 00:35:53,324
What's wrong?
427
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,708
Look, I know ya'll are in
a hurry to get back home.
428
00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:58,292
But before we can, do it.
429
00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:01,260
You gotta meet my family.
430
00:36:01,261 --> 00:36:03,863
Of course Charlie,
I'd love to.
431
00:36:06,389 --> 00:36:08,563
Come on,
let's get on with it.
432
00:36:08,564 --> 00:36:12,412
Why don't you pull that string to the
side, let's see how wet you really are.
433
00:36:12,413 --> 00:36:14,099
All right big boy.
434
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:16,603
Here it comes.
435
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,115
Okay.
436
00:36:20,116 --> 00:36:22,610
All right.
437
00:37:03,803 --> 00:37:06,305
Thank you.
438
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:13,547
I can't believe that
mother fucker made us walk.
439
00:37:13,548 --> 00:37:16,571
Uh, we could have called
a cab ourselves ya know?
440
00:37:16,572 --> 00:37:18,755
Uh, and with what money?
441
00:37:18,756 --> 00:37:22,356
We would had money if you didn't stop
and buy all those chicken nuggets.
442
00:37:22,357 --> 00:37:26,035
Well you weren't complaining when you
ate more than half of those bitch!
443
00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:29,307
They're chicken nuggets,
what did you expect?
444
00:37:30,252 --> 00:37:31,531
Hey lady?
445
00:37:31,532 --> 00:37:33,562
Wait, what the fuck was that?
446
00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:35,731
Psst! Hey lady!
447
00:37:35,732 --> 00:37:38,434
Let's not stick around to find
out.
448
00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:42,846
God damn it!
449
00:37:42,847 --> 00:37:46,822
Help me pick up all these
fucking kumsquats skank!
450
00:37:46,823 --> 00:37:50,414
Fuck you, I ain't picking that shit up,
can pick that shit up your damn self.
451
00:37:50,415 --> 00:37:52,558
Pardon me.
452
00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:55,870
Well then you can go
fuck off and die bitch!
453
00:38:01,702 --> 00:38:03,326
Hey come on,
let me get some!
454
00:38:03,327 --> 00:38:05,262
What?
455
00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:07,910
Where you going?
456
00:38:12,311 --> 00:38:14,313
Lady!
457
00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:20,214
Don't worry, soon we will feast
on the flesh of Space Babes!
458
00:38:21,698 --> 00:38:24,300
To the strip club!
459
00:38:32,651 --> 00:38:36,655
Dear Lord, we thank you for
this day you've even given us.
460
00:38:37,555 --> 00:38:41,559
We thank you for all the
work you've provided to me.
461
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:45,795
So I can take care of these,
good for nothin' kids.
462
00:38:47,855 --> 00:38:51,859
And we thank you Jesus,
for uh, the food.
463
00:38:52,807 --> 00:38:55,958
Mother Margo has prepared for us.
464
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:59,398
And Lord,
we thank ya for looking over us.
465
00:38:59,399 --> 00:39:03,403
I personally want to thank you,
sweet Jesus.
466
00:39:03,454 --> 00:39:06,056
For Charlie.
467
00:39:06,494 --> 00:39:09,909
Finally bringing home a girl.
468
00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:10,957
It's uh.
469
00:39:10,958 --> 00:39:14,962
Well as you know we've worried for
quite some time that he may be queer.
470
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:20,270
Verdict's still out on Shawn over there,
but I suppose two out of three ain't bad.
471
00:39:22,809 --> 00:39:26,813
And lastly Jesus, I wanna thank
you for makin' sure that all of us
were borned right here in America.
472
00:39:30,729 --> 00:39:34,488
The greatest nation on this here earth.
473
00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:36,080
Amen to ya.
474
00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:37,560
Amen.
475
00:39:37,561 --> 00:39:39,479
Amen.
476
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,988
So Blondie, you're a uh.
477
00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:44,972
A hooker, right?
478
00:39:44,973 --> 00:39:47,479
Am I a hooker Charlie?
479
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,891
Dad!
480
00:39:48,892 --> 00:39:50,475
I'm just saying!
481
00:39:50,476 --> 00:39:53,279
I mean come on, look at you.
482
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,396
And look at her.
483
00:39:56,397 --> 00:39:57,499
Look at you!
484
00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,179
Look at her!
485
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:01,899
No, no she's not a hooker!
486
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,498
You're not a hooker.
487
00:40:03,499 --> 00:40:04,907
You a cop?
488
00:40:04,908 --> 00:40:06,019
Am I a cop?
489
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:07,851
No, she's not a cop either!
490
00:40:07,852 --> 00:40:09,283
God damn!
491
00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:13,288
Can we just please,
talk about something normal for once?
492
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:19,446
I mean, I brought a girl here,
that's kinda rare to do.
493
00:40:19,447 --> 00:40:21,550
Thought you'd all be
on your best behaivor.
494
00:40:21,551 --> 00:40:24,754
How long until that damned turkey's done?
495
00:40:29,631 --> 00:40:33,262
Your mother shit herself today.
496
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,365
Your mother shit herself today!
497
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:40,549
Hey Shawn, how was school?
498
00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:42,295
I told you,
my name isn't Shawn anymore.
499
00:40:42,296 --> 00:40:43,629
It's Aztaroth!
500
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,631
Jessica. How was your day?
501
00:40:51,086 --> 00:40:53,488
Oh you know, I got fucked!
502
00:40:55,441 --> 00:40:56,865
Can we have sex now?
503
00:40:56,866 --> 00:40:59,424
Hooker! Definitely a hooker.
504
00:40:59,425 --> 00:41:02,428
Hooker! Ha ha, Hooker ha ha!
505
00:41:03,913 --> 00:41:06,800
Shh. Shh Mama, mama!
506
00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:10,040
I want to introduce you to Carrieola.
She's...
507
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:12,444
She's not from here.
508
00:41:14,393 --> 00:41:17,511
She needs our wieners!
509
00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:19,984
She needs boners!
510
00:41:19,985 --> 00:41:23,216
To fuel her spaceship!
511
00:41:23,217 --> 00:41:24,904
A spaceship.
512
00:41:24,905 --> 00:41:26,124
That runs.
513
00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,324
On.
514
00:41:27,325 --> 00:41:29,327
Boners!
515
00:41:34,652 --> 00:41:36,683
That's nice mama.
516
00:41:36,684 --> 00:41:39,259
That's real nice.
517
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:43,163
You know when you born Charlie we weren't
sure if you'd be able to have sex ever.
518
00:41:43,164 --> 00:41:45,923
Pecker was so small,
it wouldn't even stick out.
519
00:41:45,924 --> 00:41:47,410
Didn't even stick out.
520
00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:49,770
Nope, not one iota.
521
00:41:49,771 --> 00:41:53,466
Hell, we thought you were a
girl that first few hours.
522
00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,235
Okay that is not true.
523
00:41:55,236 --> 00:41:56,275
That's not true.
524
00:41:56,276 --> 00:41:57,163
Sure!
525
00:41:57,164 --> 00:41:58,315
Wasn't nothin' down there!
526
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,291
You were like a damned mannequin!
527
00:42:00,292 --> 00:42:02,118
We were about to take
matters into out own hands.
528
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:05,550
Hell, three seconds more and
you would've been Charlene!
529
00:42:05,551 --> 00:42:09,030
I was passing you off to your ma,
she was gonna hold you still.
530
00:42:09,031 --> 00:42:12,533
While your granny sliced into that
531
00:42:12,534 --> 00:42:16,538
weird, smooth mound of
skin you had down there.
532
00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:20,549
And she was gonna, well.
533
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:22,318
Build you a cooter!
534
00:42:22,319 --> 00:42:23,278
Build you a cooter.
535
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,390
Yep, that's right.
536
00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:29,394
But, there wasn't to be
any cooter in his future.
537
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,213
Still ain't!
538
00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:34,725
No, I was so drunk, I didn't notice
your mama had a beer in her hand.
539
00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:35,829
She botched the catch.
540
00:42:35,830 --> 00:42:39,805
Dropped you right to
that hard hospital floor.
541
00:42:39,806 --> 00:42:42,757
You fell about three feet,
dented in your skull a little bit.
542
00:42:42,758 --> 00:42:45,389
We had to give it one of these,
to get it to pop back out.
543
00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:46,693
But I tell you what.
544
00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:47,789
You're a Bryant!
545
00:42:47,790 --> 00:42:49,269
And we Bryant's are tough!
546
00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:51,565
Persistent!
547
00:42:51,566 --> 00:42:54,284
No sir,
you hit that linoleum and
548
00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:57,853
Turkey's done!
549
00:42:57,854 --> 00:43:01,037
I don't know where they got that
many kumquats this time of year.
550
00:43:01,038 --> 00:43:01,969
Pardon me.
551
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:05,257
Three bucks cover,
two drink minimum.
552
00:43:05,258 --> 00:43:09,262
But seriously, you're our best
girl, I would never let that
kind of thing happen to you.
553
00:43:33,731 --> 00:43:36,835
Man, I can't believe
these disguises worked!
554
00:43:36,836 --> 00:43:40,587
Well you'd be surprised what
these humans would fall for.
555
00:43:40,588 --> 00:43:41,475
They're stupid.
556
00:43:41,476 --> 00:43:45,082
I told you bitch, no one lays a hand on
my shit or they get's their ass kicked!
557
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,099
How the fuck was I supposed
to know they were yours?
558
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,347
Because they was in my
fucking locker cunt!
559
00:43:49,348 --> 00:43:50,707
Bitch I took one!
560
00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:54,243
It was only a six piece, you think
fucking chicken nuggets grow on trees?
561
00:43:54,244 --> 00:43:55,705
Took some of them fries too.
562
00:43:55,706 --> 00:43:57,606
That does it skank!
563
00:43:59,364 --> 00:44:00,762
You hit like a girl!
564
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:04,767
Hey, hey, break it up,
break it up, break it up!
565
00:44:06,938 --> 00:44:10,678
Listen there's no fighting in here.
566
00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:14,683
I'll send Danyelle out to get
you another six piece each.
567
00:44:15,031 --> 00:44:17,982
And a large fry?
568
00:44:17,983 --> 00:44:19,886
And a large fry doll.
569
00:44:19,887 --> 00:44:21,101
Each?
570
00:44:21,102 --> 00:44:22,909
Each.
571
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,692
Now, you know the rules.
572
00:44:26,693 --> 00:44:28,374
That's it.
573
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,757
Let's get this over with now.
574
00:44:30,758 --> 00:44:33,561
Let's kiss and make up.
575
00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:49,902
Kiss her again!
576
00:45:02,623 --> 00:45:05,625
Let us feast,
I say we strike now!
577
00:45:06,983 --> 00:45:09,150
Patience my brother.
578
00:45:09,151 --> 00:45:11,413
The Space Babes are who we are here for.
579
00:45:11,414 --> 00:45:13,813
We must not rush into this.
580
00:45:13,814 --> 00:45:17,818
Well, as long as we got some time to kill,
I think I'll have a beer!
581
00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:23,777
Yeah, but seriously Charlie,
hooker or not.
582
00:45:23,778 --> 00:45:27,782
That sure is one fine piece of
tail you brought over, boy oh boy.
583
00:45:28,457 --> 00:45:32,249
I mean, most sane man would
kill to have a go at that.
584
00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:35,880
Hell I'd, I tell ya, I'd.
585
00:45:35,881 --> 00:45:39,884
I'd murder this whole fuckin'
family just to knock boots with her.
586
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:45,093
In fact I'd felch my own son's salty semen
straight outta her dirty hooker cunt.
587
00:45:46,505 --> 00:45:50,008
Just to get a look at what
she's sportin' down there.
588
00:45:50,009 --> 00:45:52,168
Oh geeze thank's dad.
589
00:45:52,169 --> 00:45:56,173
That's awfully kind of you to say, I'm
so glad I brought her to meet you guys.
590
00:45:56,189 --> 00:45:59,459
Come on Charlie,
I'm just breakin' your balls, huh?
591
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,795
Before she drains 'em!
592
00:46:01,796 --> 00:46:05,800
But seriously Charlie,
I uh, I'm real proud of you.
593
00:46:06,428 --> 00:46:10,432
For uh, well bringing home some
quality trim that nobody in this
family could ever have gotten.
594
00:46:13,012 --> 00:46:14,531
I sure do appreciate it.
595
00:46:14,532 --> 00:46:18,091
It means a lot to me,
and your mother there.
596
00:46:18,092 --> 00:46:19,955
Well--
597
00:46:19,956 --> 00:46:22,522
I'm proud of you son.
598
00:46:22,523 --> 00:46:24,662
Thank's dad.
599
00:46:24,663 --> 00:46:27,814
Thanks dad.
600
00:46:27,815 --> 00:46:29,327
Quite proud.
601
00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:32,798
In fact you're the only
son I can say that about.
602
00:46:32,799 --> 00:46:36,770
Old asterisk over there,
is such a fucking water head.
603
00:46:36,771 --> 00:46:40,775
I can't even count him as a person,
he's that dumb.
604
00:46:40,939 --> 00:46:43,650
Why just the other day I caught
him lapping out of the toilet.
605
00:46:43,651 --> 00:46:45,666
Down on his hands and knees.
606
00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:48,069
Ugh, like some kind of fucking, bowser.
607
00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:55,290
I may kill him.
608
00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:57,729
I don't know if I feel a
damned thing about him.
609
00:46:57,730 --> 00:47:00,733
But uh, you?
610
00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:04,725
I sure do love ya son.
611
00:47:04,726 --> 00:47:08,730
Now Charlie you take that possible
hooker out to that barn, and
you fuck her like an animal!
612
00:47:09,673 --> 00:47:10,989
Can we have sex now?
613
00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:11,767
Yes!
614
00:47:11,768 --> 00:47:13,146
All right!
615
00:47:15,051 --> 00:47:16,523
Bye mama!
616
00:47:16,524 --> 00:47:19,307
You sit your queer ass down!
617
00:47:19,308 --> 00:47:21,610
All right Charlie!
618
00:47:23,451 --> 00:47:27,098
Oh, now that is a fine cut of
puss!
619
00:47:35,115 --> 00:47:37,786
Uh, I'm so hungry!
620
00:47:37,787 --> 00:47:39,641
When will we feast?
621
00:47:39,642 --> 00:47:41,770
The time is nigh my friend.
622
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,933
Try and savor the thrill of the
hunt!
623
00:47:43,934 --> 00:47:45,134
But?
624
00:47:45,135 --> 00:47:47,246
All right all right ladies and germs.
625
00:47:47,247 --> 00:47:49,358
Let's hear it one more time for Candy.
626
00:47:49,359 --> 00:47:52,565
You know they call her that,
because she tastes so sweet!
627
00:47:52,566 --> 00:47:55,213
But why can't we eat just one?
628
00:47:55,214 --> 00:47:58,685
Come on,
you know you can't just eat one.
629
00:47:58,686 --> 00:48:01,688
But, but you got to eat on earlier!
630
00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:05,205
I can eat just one.
631
00:48:05,206 --> 00:48:06,580
Oh really?
632
00:48:06,581 --> 00:48:07,884
And why's that?
633
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,796
Because I have self control.
634
00:48:10,797 --> 00:48:12,708
Oh really!
635
00:48:12,709 --> 00:48:14,688
And I don't?
636
00:48:14,689 --> 00:48:16,704
We both know you don't.
637
00:48:19,569 --> 00:48:21,971
Hey mister,
tip me for a dance?
638
00:48:33,357 --> 00:48:34,150
Noooo!
639
00:48:35,796 --> 00:48:37,313
What the Hell was that?
640
00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:40,317
I don't know,
but it sounds like a ball!
641
00:48:41,610 --> 00:48:44,009
I'll check it out.
642
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:55,182
She was the only clean
stripper in this joint!
643
00:49:00,973 --> 00:49:02,975
Uhhh...
644
00:49:04,933 --> 00:49:06,148
Scrotes!
645
00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:08,708
It's go time.
646
00:49:08,709 --> 00:49:12,713
I sure hope Carrieola's having
better luck than we are.
647
00:49:13,581 --> 00:49:16,220
Look, I'm really sorry about all that.
648
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:18,204
I'm old fashioned.
649
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:22,209
And it's important for me, that my family
gets to meet, the girl that I'm going to
650
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,862
have sex with?
651
00:49:24,863 --> 00:49:26,070
Yeah.
652
00:49:26,071 --> 00:49:30,075
Also someone that I feel like I
really have a connection with.
653
00:49:31,715 --> 00:49:34,217
I just wish they weren't so dang rude!
654
00:49:36,418 --> 00:49:40,409
It'd be nice if my girl and
my family could get along.
655
00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:42,842
I thought they were wonderful Charlie.
656
00:49:42,843 --> 00:49:45,585
Come on,
you're just being silly now.
657
00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:48,457
No, I mean it.
658
00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:51,161
I mean,
your mom's a little weird.
659
00:49:53,114 --> 00:49:55,617
And you're dad's not the nicest.
660
00:49:57,314 --> 00:49:58,689
No.
661
00:49:58,690 --> 00:50:01,738
But, they still raised you.
662
00:50:01,739 --> 00:50:04,485
And I think you turned out pretty okay.
663
00:50:04,486 --> 00:50:07,189
Yeah, I guess I am pretty okay,
aren't I?
664
00:50:58,442 --> 00:51:01,245
Are you ready?
665
00:51:02,722 --> 00:51:04,114
I think so.
666
00:51:04,115 --> 00:51:05,873
Device has been set to
extraction mode.
667
00:51:05,874 --> 00:51:08,897
But, are you ready?
668
00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:11,651
Yes Charlie, I'm ready.
669
00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:24,044
Oh Carrieola.
670
00:51:24,045 --> 00:51:26,180
Charlie?
671
00:51:26,181 --> 00:51:28,403
Carrieola.
672
00:51:28,404 --> 00:51:29,827
Charlie.
673
00:51:29,828 --> 00:51:31,372
Carrieola.
674
00:51:31,373 --> 00:51:32,332
Charlie!
675
00:51:33,148 --> 00:51:34,899
What?
676
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:38,123
I know you're the one trying
to show me something here.
677
00:51:38,124 --> 00:51:42,023
But I think we'd have a lot better
luck if you were in my vagina.
678
00:51:42,024 --> 00:51:45,359
Instead of my belly button.
679
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,862
Oh!
680
00:51:48,307 --> 00:51:49,808
Sorry.
681
00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:55,630
There it is.
682
00:51:57,814 --> 00:52:00,317
Oh, Carrieola!
683
00:52:03,174 --> 00:52:05,621
Oh Charlie.
684
00:52:29,577 --> 00:52:31,248
Look's like there's only two of them.
685
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:32,415
For now.
686
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:34,776
Come on, I got an idea.
687
00:52:39,752 --> 00:52:41,208
Come on up here babes.
688
00:52:41,209 --> 00:52:45,213
These things feed off of
visual stimulation, but they
don't know when to quit!
689
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:00,426
The only way to defeat them
is to give them what they want
until they can't take it anymore!
690
00:53:10,787 --> 00:53:12,058
Charlie?
691
00:53:12,059 --> 00:53:13,730
What?
692
00:53:13,731 --> 00:53:17,522
Do you mind if I give it a try?
693
00:53:17,523 --> 00:53:19,024
Sure.
694
00:53:33,686 --> 00:53:34,885
Better?
695
00:53:34,886 --> 00:53:37,350
Yes Charlie Yes!
696
00:53:37,351 --> 00:53:38,989
All Right!
697
00:53:38,990 --> 00:53:41,493
Yes! Yes! Yes!
698
00:53:51,886 --> 00:53:53,077
Yes, that's it!
699
00:53:53,078 --> 00:53:55,213
Keep shaking those tits babes!
700
00:53:55,214 --> 00:53:57,716
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
701
00:54:01,421 --> 00:54:02,992
It's working Charlie!
702
00:54:24,337 --> 00:54:26,839
Yes! Yes! Yes!
703
00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:33,375
It's working Charlie!
704
00:54:33,376 --> 00:54:35,678
Just keep sexing me!
705
00:54:44,884 --> 00:54:47,386
Yes! Yes! Yes!
706
00:54:49,483 --> 00:54:51,986
Yes! Yes! Yes!
707
00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:54,442
Oh my God.
708
00:54:56,395 --> 00:54:57,355
Carrieola!
709
00:54:57,356 --> 00:55:00,358
I'm going to.
710
00:55:01,283 --> 00:55:03,166
Yes! Yes! Yes!
711
00:55:05,646 --> 00:55:07,397
Look out!
712
00:55:23,723 --> 00:55:25,458
Oh man.
713
00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:27,682
They jizzed themselves to death.
714
00:55:46,132 --> 00:55:48,012
All right!
715
00:55:48,013 --> 00:55:50,603
Get your asses to the bar,
drink's are on me!
716
00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:06,391
Oh my Zob.
717
00:56:06,392 --> 00:56:08,994
No babe, just Charlie.
718
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:13,091
I'm sorry Charlie.
719
00:56:13,092 --> 00:56:15,315
Sorry for what?
720
00:56:15,316 --> 00:56:18,069
I mean, I just--
721
00:56:19,628 --> 00:56:23,631
I know you tried to tell me how it
was going to be, but that was amazing.
722
00:56:25,810 --> 00:56:28,613
Yeah, that was pretty amazing wasn't it?
723
00:56:30,507 --> 00:56:33,841
I had no idea we would
make that much energy.
724
00:56:33,842 --> 00:56:37,778
Come on I mean,
yeah it was amazing, but
725
00:56:37,779 --> 00:56:39,762
when can we do it again Charlie?
726
00:56:39,763 --> 00:56:42,806
Now hang on a dog gone minute.
727
00:56:42,807 --> 00:56:44,501
I wonder how the others are doing?
728
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,581
I wonder if they've discovered this?
729
00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:48,318
Surely not on their own.
730
00:56:48,319 --> 00:56:52,323
There's a whole hell of a lot more than
just sexual energy going on right now.
731
00:56:52,822 --> 00:56:54,749
I've got to get back to them.
732
00:56:54,750 --> 00:56:56,254
Just listen to me for a second.
733
00:56:56,255 --> 00:56:57,925
Charlie I've got to do this to more men.
734
00:56:57,926 --> 00:56:59,444
You've got to take me
to do this to more men.
735
00:56:59,445 --> 00:57:01,085
Carrie?
736
00:57:01,086 --> 00:57:03,589
Didn't you feel anything?
737
00:57:05,894 --> 00:57:08,221
Of course I did Charlie.
738
00:57:08,222 --> 00:57:10,837
What we did in this barn was amazing.
739
00:57:10,838 --> 00:57:14,217
I've never experienced anything like it.
740
00:57:14,218 --> 00:57:18,222
I felt a connection between us that I've
never felt with anyone my whole life.
741
00:57:19,393 --> 00:57:21,880
But feeling's won't get me
and my Babe's back home.
742
00:57:21,881 --> 00:57:24,000
And we've got to get back home.
743
00:57:24,001 --> 00:57:28,005
And to do that I've got to
get back to that strip club
and sex as many men as I can.
744
00:57:28,201 --> 00:57:32,205
This energy,
it's on a whole other level.
745
00:57:33,153 --> 00:57:35,976
I've never felt anything like it.
746
00:57:35,977 --> 00:57:38,980
It's strong.
747
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:42,767
Stronger than a grizzly bear.
748
00:57:42,768 --> 00:57:44,270
Yeah.
749
00:57:49,795 --> 00:57:51,131
Well you Babe's are all right in my book.
750
00:57:51,132 --> 00:57:52,299
Hell yeah you are.
751
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,754
I don't know where you Babe's learned
that, but you sure taught us a
thing or two about titty bouncing.
752
00:57:55,755 --> 00:57:57,883
Where you two from anyway?
753
00:57:57,884 --> 00:58:00,155
We're not from here.
754
00:58:00,156 --> 00:58:01,867
Well Hell yeah!
755
00:58:01,868 --> 00:58:03,402
Carrieola!
756
00:58:03,403 --> 00:58:06,299
Oh hey Babe,
you sure missed a party here.
757
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:07,777
Carrieola!
758
00:58:07,778 --> 00:58:09,498
Would you like to sex me?
759
00:58:09,499 --> 00:58:13,025
Well hell yeah!
760
00:58:30,438 --> 00:58:33,441
Women.
They sure are pretty to look at.
761
00:58:34,765 --> 00:58:38,333
But you ain't never gonna
make them understand you.
762
00:58:38,334 --> 00:58:41,116
And you ain't ever gonna understand them.
763
00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:44,324
Yeah, you're telling me pal.
764
00:58:44,325 --> 00:58:48,329
Listen, the sooner you come to
terms with the fact that they're
not even the same species as us?
765
00:58:49,597 --> 00:58:51,420
The sooner you're gonna be happy.
766
00:58:51,421 --> 00:58:54,408
I think I'm coming to terms with that.
767
00:58:54,409 --> 00:58:56,897
Look you're not listening to me bud.
768
00:58:56,898 --> 00:59:00,097
Stop over thinking it.
Just face the music.
769
00:59:00,098 --> 00:59:02,511
I don't know this chick you're hung up on.
770
00:59:02,512 --> 00:59:06,352
And it doesn't matter.
Because they're all the same.
771
00:59:06,353 --> 00:59:08,703
Just like we're all the same.
772
00:59:08,704 --> 00:59:12,708
It isn't a bad thing,
it just is what it is.
773
00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:16,312
Women, they don't think
about shit the way we do.
774
00:59:16,313 --> 00:59:20,317
And we don't think about
shit the way they do.
775
00:59:20,865 --> 00:59:22,783
You two are gonna be okay.
776
00:59:22,784 --> 00:59:23,838
Just remember--
777
00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:27,519
You're a man,
and she's a woman.
778
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,356
You're not even from the same planet.
779
00:59:31,357 --> 00:59:34,699
You know what? You're right!
780
00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:36,115
Sure am bud.
781
00:59:36,116 --> 00:59:39,434
It doesn't matter what I say or do.
782
00:59:39,435 --> 00:59:43,114
She's gonna come to her own
conclusion on her own time!
783
00:59:43,115 --> 00:59:45,402
Preach it brother.
784
00:59:45,403 --> 00:59:47,602
I'm gonna get her.
785
00:59:47,603 --> 00:59:51,607
And I'm gonna tell her that it's
okay she doesn't understand.
786
00:59:51,651 --> 00:59:52,890
Church!
787
00:59:52,891 --> 00:59:56,658
And that's okay,
because I don't even understand.
788
00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:58,074
Hallelujah!
789
00:59:58,075 --> 01:00:02,079
And if it takes us the rest of our
dag burned lives to figure it out.
790
01:00:02,919 --> 01:00:06,637
Well, we're gonna figure it out together!
791
01:00:06,638 --> 01:00:09,692
Lord have mercy!
792
01:00:13,983 --> 01:00:15,988
God damn.
793
01:00:18,390 --> 01:00:19,350
Charlie!
794
01:00:19,351 --> 01:00:20,397
Not now darlin'.
795
01:00:20,398 --> 01:00:21,620
Oh Charlie!
796
01:00:21,621 --> 01:00:24,223
Take a seat sweety.
797
01:00:28,531 --> 01:00:29,752
We'd like you to accept this flower.
798
01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:31,503
No thank's pal!
799
01:00:34,435 --> 01:00:37,176
Get a room ladies!
800
01:00:37,177 --> 01:00:39,887
Carrieola, I need you to listen to me!
801
01:00:39,888 --> 01:00:42,567
Now I know you might not understand.
802
01:00:42,568 --> 01:00:46,572
And that's okay,
because I don't even understand.
803
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,804
But what happened between us back in
the barn, that was something special.
804
01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:54,263
You said it yourself,
you felt a connection.
805
01:00:54,264 --> 01:00:58,268
And that connection is something
we people down here spend
our entire lives looking for.
806
01:01:00,379 --> 01:01:04,383
And if you're lucky enough to
find that one person in this
world, or any other world.
807
01:01:06,475 --> 01:01:09,482
Well, you can't just ignore that!
808
01:01:09,483 --> 01:01:11,770
Now whoever you're in there with.
809
01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:13,050
It's Jake!
810
01:01:13,051 --> 01:01:15,178
Okay, Jake.
811
01:01:15,179 --> 01:01:19,170
Now I'm sure you're showing
Jake a really great time.
812
01:01:19,171 --> 01:01:20,898
And Jethro!
813
01:01:20,899 --> 01:01:23,210
And Jethro?
814
01:01:23,211 --> 01:01:27,215
But, the connection you felt,
between me and you.
815
01:01:27,947 --> 01:01:31,186
Well you're not gonna get
that with Jake and Jethro.
816
01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:32,509
And Carl.
817
01:01:32,510 --> 01:01:33,925
And Carl.
818
01:01:33,926 --> 01:01:35,230
I think I saw Jimmy in here too!
819
01:01:35,231 --> 01:01:38,373
Yeah that was me Bobby,
sorry about grabbing your ass earlier.
820
01:01:38,374 --> 01:01:40,733
Come on! Enough's enough.
821
01:01:40,734 --> 01:01:42,293
I'm coming in there.
822
01:02:03,733 --> 01:02:06,016
That's a good boy!
823
01:02:10,488 --> 01:02:13,191
Oh my God,
I'm gonna throw up!
824
01:02:19,584 --> 01:02:21,586
There.
825
01:02:39,707 --> 01:02:43,711
You haven't seen a girl that I
was in here earlier with have you?
826
01:02:44,955 --> 01:02:46,773
Blonde?
827
01:02:48,427 --> 01:02:52,431
Yeah I uh, saw her with some
drunk guy in the pool room.
828
01:02:53,183 --> 01:02:55,185
Thanks.
829
01:02:58,366 --> 01:03:00,969
You mind if I use that sink real quick?
830
01:03:04,005 --> 01:03:06,307
Go ahead.
831
01:03:56,314 --> 01:03:58,716
I just don't understand it Charlie.
832
01:04:00,897 --> 01:04:03,700
Everything felt so right with you.
833
01:04:05,185 --> 01:04:09,189
And then I get back here,
and it's totally different.
834
01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:15,573
He had a boner!
The energy was there.
835
01:04:18,484 --> 01:04:22,391
But I just couldn't.
836
01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,694
I didn't even want to.
837
01:04:26,426 --> 01:04:30,430
All I could think about was you,
and how it was with you.
838
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:37,875
I tried to close my eyes
and pretend he was you.
839
01:04:38,993 --> 01:04:41,105
But even that didn't work.
840
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,963
And I felt like I was gonna get
sick.
841
01:04:49,257 --> 01:04:53,261
But then in a second,
everything changed.
842
01:04:57,008 --> 01:04:59,374
And I was back in that barn.
843
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,377
With you.
844
01:05:02,604 --> 01:05:04,706
And then my stomach felt really
wierd.
845
01:05:06,884 --> 01:05:10,750
But not sick like before.
846
01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:14,590
It was, it was like.
847
01:05:14,591 --> 01:05:17,394
It was, it was like--
848
01:05:18,735 --> 01:05:22,739
Like a whole herd of
butterflies was just let loose?
849
01:05:24,159 --> 01:05:26,078
Yeah.
850
01:05:26,079 --> 01:05:28,630
It's time to get out of here Carrieola.
851
01:05:28,631 --> 01:05:30,621
The good news is we have
enough energy to get back home.
852
01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:32,886
The bad news is,
there's more scrotes on the way.
853
01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:36,891
We have to hit the road before they get
down here and cause anymore trouble.
854
01:05:38,658 --> 01:05:40,660
Take us home Charlie.
855
01:05:43,801 --> 01:05:45,937
They're not really gonna leave him,
are they?
856
01:05:45,938 --> 01:05:48,737
Well what do you think's gonna happen?
857
01:05:48,738 --> 01:05:51,352
Their Space Babes Charlie,
they're not from here.
858
01:05:51,353 --> 01:05:54,097
She can't just leave him,
she can't!
859
01:05:54,098 --> 01:05:58,102
Calm down now, one thing fairy tales
all have in common, adult or not--
860
01:05:58,593 --> 01:06:01,017
Is a happy ending.
861
01:06:01,018 --> 01:06:03,472
Now you gonna let me
finish this story or not?
862
01:06:03,473 --> 01:06:06,241
Okay, let's finish the story.
863
01:06:06,242 --> 01:06:08,297
Okay now where were we?
864
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:09,632
Oh yeah right.
865
01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:13,637
Charlie and the Babes left the titty bar,
and were on their way back to the barn.
866
01:06:36,388 --> 01:06:39,075
So I guess this is goodbye huh?
867
01:06:39,076 --> 01:06:43,055
Yeah, I guess it is.
868
01:06:43,056 --> 01:06:45,875
You do know she's gonna want to
take him back with us, right?
869
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,970
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's not
going to want to leave his home.
870
01:06:50,751 --> 01:06:53,121
What if she wants to stay here?
871
01:06:53,122 --> 01:06:56,704
Come on,
you can't be serious.
872
01:06:59,698 --> 01:07:03,702
Go get her communicator, we're going
to need to upload her energy too.
873
01:07:10,949 --> 01:07:13,972
Charlie I don't know what to do.
874
01:07:13,973 --> 01:07:17,491
Do what your heart tells you.
875
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,044
I'm trying.
876
01:07:19,045 --> 01:07:20,811
You about ready to get off this
rock?
877
01:07:20,812 --> 01:07:22,499
Yeah, just give me a minute.
878
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,171
Give me your communicator and I will.
879
01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:25,795
We need to upload your
energy onto the ship.
880
01:07:25,796 --> 01:07:27,451
But you won't have much
more than a minute.
881
01:07:27,452 --> 01:07:31,455
She's fueling up and
we're taking off in five.
882
01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:35,979
Do you remember the first
thing you said to me?
883
01:07:35,980 --> 01:07:37,634
When you first saw me?
884
01:07:37,635 --> 01:07:40,650
When I first saw you.
885
01:07:40,651 --> 01:07:43,602
You said stay.
886
01:07:43,603 --> 01:07:47,607
Please Carrie, don't let that
be the last thing I say to you.
887
01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:52,001
I can't.
888
01:07:55,983 --> 01:07:59,614
Look, either we're both staying,
or we're both leaving.
889
01:07:59,615 --> 01:08:03,142
We can try to talk and
decide which one it is.
890
01:08:03,143 --> 01:08:06,934
But it doesn't matter,
because I love you.
891
01:08:06,935 --> 01:08:09,537
Do you love me?
892
01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,814
I, I think I do.
893
01:08:15,815 --> 01:08:18,457
Carrie, that makes us in love.
894
01:08:18,458 --> 01:08:21,033
And you remember what my daddy
told me about being in love.
895
01:08:21,034 --> 01:08:22,209
Charlie look out!
896
01:08:22,210 --> 01:08:25,017
No, I'm pretty sure I told
you back at the bar, he said--
897
01:08:27,593 --> 01:08:28,961
Carrie!
898
01:08:30,553 --> 01:08:32,081
I'm gonna give you the shaft!
899
01:08:32,082 --> 01:08:33,560
Noooooooo!
900
01:08:39,065 --> 01:08:40,896
You've overstayed your welcome bean bag!
901
01:08:40,897 --> 01:08:41,469
Computer!
902
01:08:42,481 --> 01:08:44,515
Blast this nut sack to smithereens!
903
01:08:44,516 --> 01:08:48,880
I'd love to do that Babes, but this
nut sack has overridden my system, and
has control over all of my circuitry.
904
01:08:50,332 --> 01:08:53,139
The whole situation is quite Shit.
905
01:08:54,779 --> 01:08:58,299
You Space Babes never did know
how to keep your pie holes shut!
906
01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,994
Quick, let's get out of here!
907
01:09:00,995 --> 01:09:02,107
Computer!
908
01:09:02,108 --> 01:09:04,802
Open up energy release valve!
909
01:09:10,003 --> 01:09:11,490
Sorry Babes.
910
01:09:11,491 --> 01:09:13,878
You Salzarion son of a skankazoid!
911
01:09:13,879 --> 01:09:15,810
And now that I know you
won't be running away.
912
01:09:15,811 --> 01:09:19,190
I'm gonna take my time and savor you!
913
01:09:25,055 --> 01:09:28,158
Oh man,
I think I got a rumbly in my tumbly!
914
01:09:30,311 --> 01:09:33,637
Oh man,
I think I need to lay down!
915
01:09:33,638 --> 01:09:36,085
I don't feel so good!
916
01:09:36,086 --> 01:09:38,237
Oh is this the way I end?
917
01:09:39,630 --> 01:09:41,452
I'm coming to see you Elizabeth!
918
01:09:41,453 --> 01:09:43,133
Oh my goodness.
919
01:09:43,134 --> 01:09:46,881
Hang on Babes,
this ain't over yet!
920
01:09:49,617 --> 01:09:51,528
Why oh Why!
Oh it's the big one!
921
01:09:51,529 --> 01:09:54,568
You just gotta stay down!
922
01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:58,573
No matter how hard you fight me,
in the end you're still just a Weak!
923
01:09:58,993 --> 01:09:59,832
Little!
924
01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:00,976
Girl!
925
01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:10,104
Oh man, I new it!
926
01:10:10,105 --> 01:10:12,415
Check it out!
927
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:13,495
Don't!
928
01:10:13,496 --> 01:10:14,623
Call!
929
01:10:14,624 --> 01:10:15,719
Me!
930
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,567
Girl!
931
01:10:21,476 --> 01:10:24,078
I'm a Space Babe.
932
01:10:34,292 --> 01:10:37,370
Why the Hell did you push me out of
the way, you could have been killed.
933
01:10:37,371 --> 01:10:38,490
I thought you were dead.
934
01:10:38,491 --> 01:10:40,818
I thought we were all dead.
935
01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:42,267
Are you okay?
936
01:10:42,268 --> 01:10:44,570
I'm fine Charlie,
really I'm fine.
937
01:10:46,651 --> 01:10:50,026
I guess we really are in love.
938
01:10:50,027 --> 01:10:53,718
Yeah, I guess we are.
939
01:10:53,719 --> 01:10:57,723
Just me and you,
against the whole universe.
940
01:10:58,350 --> 01:11:01,230
Ain't nothin' gonna keep us apart.
941
01:11:01,231 --> 01:11:03,246
Not even death.
942
01:11:06,022 --> 01:11:07,717
I hate to break up this emotional moment,
943
01:11:07,718 --> 01:11:11,722
but that sad sack did release all
of our energy into the atmosphere
before you ripped him inside out.
944
01:11:12,742 --> 01:11:16,469
I do not want to be stuck
on this rock another minute.
945
01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:17,965
What are we going to do?
946
01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:20,741
Well I don't think we
have much of a choice.
947
01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:22,580
We'll pack it in for
tonight and get some rest,
948
01:11:22,581 --> 01:11:25,853
and then tomorrow we'll go back to the
strip club and start all over again.
949
01:11:25,854 --> 01:11:27,388
Oh my Zob.
950
01:11:27,389 --> 01:11:29,404
I don't think I can go back to that place.
951
01:11:29,405 --> 01:11:32,544
It smells like cotton candy and
shame.
952
01:11:32,545 --> 01:11:34,032
Look I don't want to either.
953
01:11:34,033 --> 01:11:35,712
But I don't know what else we can do.
954
01:11:35,713 --> 01:11:39,048
We need sexual energy,
and a lot of it.
955
01:11:39,049 --> 01:11:41,852
Does anybody else have any bright ideas?
956
01:11:49,321 --> 01:11:51,415
I think we've got an idea.
957
01:13:36,573 --> 01:13:37,916
Computer!
958
01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:39,724
Prepare for launch.
959
01:13:39,725 --> 01:13:43,476
Alert the folk's back at T.C. that
we're bringing one back with us.
960
01:13:43,477 --> 01:13:46,532
Take us home!
961
01:13:46,533 --> 01:13:50,536
Her majesty has given the go ahead on
our re-entry into the Salzarion system.
962
01:13:51,181 --> 01:13:54,635
And the Titty city welcoming
committee is on standby.
963
01:13:54,636 --> 01:13:56,972
Prepare for landing in five--
964
01:13:56,973 --> 01:13:58,244
Four.
965
01:13:58,245 --> 01:13:59,763
Three.
966
01:13:59,764 --> 01:14:01,228
Two.
967
01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,730
One.
968
01:14:03,716 --> 01:14:05,187
Gloss up Babes.
969
01:14:05,188 --> 01:14:08,119
I have a feeling there's going to
be welcoming party waiting for us.
970
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:12,124
They're going to get a
real kick out of you.
971
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,454
Charlie, welcome to Titty City!
972
01:14:40,627 --> 01:14:42,098
That's it?
973
01:14:42,099 --> 01:14:43,457
That's it.
974
01:14:43,458 --> 01:14:44,902
You're kidding me.
975
01:14:44,903 --> 01:14:47,637
You're not going to tell me
what Titty City looks like?
976
01:14:47,638 --> 01:14:51,642
Well, I mean, I don't think
you're reay for that quite yet.
977
01:14:52,095 --> 01:14:54,230
What a crock of shit!
978
01:14:54,231 --> 01:14:58,234
Hey now, I'm the boss here, and
I'm not sure if you're ready for
that part of the story just yet.
979
01:14:58,974 --> 01:15:01,077
I feel ready.
980
01:15:01,078 --> 01:15:03,557
Well, maybe another time Charlie.
981
01:15:03,558 --> 01:15:06,360
I've kept you up long enough.
982
01:15:11,741 --> 01:15:15,745
And besides, some things are
better left to the imagination.
983
01:15:15,885 --> 01:15:18,188
Sweet dreams.
984
01:20:55,674 --> 01:20:57,673
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