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Now that I've analyzed
your blood samples,
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it's way too dangerous
to get out in the world.
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Thunderball, did you get it?
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No. I couldn't pierce
that nasty green skin.
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Previously on She-Hulk...
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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.
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She's suing for trademark misuse.
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You're using my name to
sell your trashy products.
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To be my client, dress
like you respect yourself
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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.
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Luke, this is the She-Hulk.
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Oh, my God.
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Because I made a dating profile as She-Hulk,
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every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness.
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Would you have gone on the date
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if She-Hulk had instead
presented as Jennifer Walters?
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She's not really my type.
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The court finds in favor of
Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.
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This isn't over, hater.
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Oh, goodie.
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No, Jen, you don't need to bring
a Luke Jacobson business suit
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to the wedding.
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I wanna see the supersuit
that he made you.
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Why? I'll never wear it.
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Come on. You're killing me!
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It's double the sin
to kill a fun person.
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No, no, no. Look at the dress that
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Luke made me for the rehearsal dinner.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God!
- Do you love it?
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You're gonna look hot as Shulky.
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That's a reason to go to the wedding.
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Yes! That's actually the
reason I'm really excited to go.
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Why does anyone have a
wedding on a Thursday?
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Oh, Lulu's an old
friend from high school.
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She's like... She knows my whole family.
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My cousin Ched is DJing the wedding.
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- What?
- Yes.
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But we just, like, gradually grew
apart and we don't talk anymore.
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Why are you a bridesmaid?
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'Cause she... I think she
just felt obligated to ask me.
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And I felt obligated to say yes because
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how do you say no to being a bridesmaid?
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You just say no.
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I hate that Mallory has to
pick up my slack at work.
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It's just a divorce case.
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It gives me the opportunity to work
so much closer with Miss Mallory.
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Hmm.
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Yes, it's a self-contained
wedding episode.
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And if you think this is happening
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at an inconvenient time, you're right.
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'Cause that's how weddings always are.
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But I'm gonna look great, so let's go.
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Let's do it!
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Wow, Jen!
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Everything about you is just working!
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Thank you, Heather!
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You took that "Toned Up for the
Big Day" workout plan seriously.
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- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.
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Girl, your ass looks crazy right now.
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Incredible!
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Everybody has an ass. Hi, Jen.
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Hi, Lulu! Oh, my God!
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Um, can I talk to you for a second?
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- I can't believe you're doing this.
- What?
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Taking all the attention away
from me with your... This.
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No one's gonna be looking at me.
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All eyes will be on
you. It's your big day.
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I know it's my big day.
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I don't want you to be
Hulk-y at my wedding.
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Promise me, Jen.
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Promise?
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I promise. I will just show up
as regular Jen at your wedding.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Okay. You're okay.
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It's my big day!
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Obviously, this is the one time I
didn't wanna show up as just Jen.
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Jackson, Sam, Greg, and Mark.
They're Adam's groomsmen.
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So if everyone's coupled up,
do I not have a groomsman?
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Jen! We would not leave
you hanging like that.
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Do you think we want our
wedding to look insane?
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You're gonna be walking with Jonathan.
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He'll be at the ceremony tomorrow.
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Oh, my God! Jonathan! I love him.
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Jonathan is literally the best!
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Oh! Awesome. Okay!
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All right, Mr. Hollis.
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Uh, Mr. Immortal.
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I'm sorry. Didn't you say
your name was Craig Hollis?
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It is. But I go by Mr.
Immortal. It's pithier.
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Sure.
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Mr. Immortal, you were saying.
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Right. Yes, I know that this
is not your typical divorce case
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but I need you to help me out,
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otherwise this settlement
could bleed me dry.
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Mmm. Divorce is hard.
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Yeah. It's not like I
didn't try marriage out.
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I did. Several times.
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In fact, it could be said that
no one has tried more than me.
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Probably literally.
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I'm a good guy. I don't
wanna hurt anybody's feelings.
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But you know, inevitably,
things go stale.
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But that is a tough conversation.
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"I don't want to be
married to you anymore.
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I find that you are
emotionally suffocating me,
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and you wear weird pajamas."
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Can you blame me for walking
out into traffic during rush hour
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and putting an end to the
whole issue right there?
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- Wait, what?
- Let me get this straight.
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Are you saying that instead of
having a conversation with your wife,
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you kill yourself to get
out of the relationship?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't kill
myself. I'm immortal. So, I can't die.
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You think this woman with
a law degree doesn't know
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what immortal means?
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Well, but in, in my case, I do
die, but only in the legal sense.
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So you die.
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I do, "I die." But only for a...
"Kinda die" for... But I do die.
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Did you ever feel bad about this tactic?
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- Like I said, I'm a nice guy.
- You said that.
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Yeah, if you have the opportunity,
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I think this is the most
considerate way to end a marriage.
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That's not the word you want.
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No, you just don't know how to have
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any sort of confrontation whatsoever.
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Oh, I thought that this...
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That lawyers were supposed
to not be judgmental.
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No, they just have to
represent you. I'm tapping out.
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Obviously, ending a
relationship is hard.
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But so is grieving the death of a spouse.
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I'm not sure who I should worry
about. The government, tax?
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Was there an insurance claim?
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Well, at least now we
know how he does it.
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Oh, Jen. Jen. I'm the worst.
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We haven't even gotten to catch up at all.
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How are you? What have you been up to?
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Oh, I'm...
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Actually, I'm the head of a
new department at GLK and H,
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which is, like, one of the most
prestigious law firms in the country,
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and I mean, as you saw, I now
have superpowers, which is nuts.
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No, I didn't mean... I don't want that.
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Are you dating a guy? Is
there a boy in your life?
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Oh. No. No, no. No.
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Oh, no! I'm sorry. You'll
find someone. Don't feel bad.
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Oh, I don't feel bad.
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That's right! You know what,
you still have a little time.
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Lulu! Team Edward or Jacob?
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Oh, my... Let it rest! You
know I dated both those actors.
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What the hell?
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Hey, Jen! So good to see you.
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I love that you never
make any effort at all.
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What are you doing here?
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This is my friend's very real
wedding! You can't pull your crap here!
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Okay. Well, I see the chit-chat is over.
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The answer to your
extremely rude question
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is that I happen to be dating a
friend of the groom, and he invited me.
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- Titania!
- Hey, girl, hey!
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You made it! You're so busy, though.
You have, like, 5,000 businesses.
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- I do.
- Yeah.
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What? No. No. She has weaseled her
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way into this wedding to mess with me.
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That is so obvious. Why
does nobody else see that?
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Okay, you're being very loud.
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Jen, I hear you. Again. I do.
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But you sound insane right now.
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Titania wouldn't just
show up to my wedding,
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try and trying to kill you or something.
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I'm literally just here to celebrate
the love of Lulu and her groom.
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- That's all, okay?
- That's so sweet.
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Yeah. See? Not everything
is about you, Jennifer.
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Whatever!
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- Sorry. I know this is a little weird.
- Oh, sorry.
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I haven't perfected the least
awkward way to approach a stranger.
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Oh.
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- Yeah, could use a little work.
- Yeah.
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Work on that for the next
time I bungle another intro.
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- Cool.
- I'm Josh.
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- Jen.
- Bride or groom?
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- Bride. I went to high school with Lulu.
- Mmm.
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- Wow.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- You?
- Groom.
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But it all blends together.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
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Did they give you a plus one? I
don't understand how they decided.
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- Yeah, they didn't, but I don't mind.
- Mmm.
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See, my plan was to strike
up a very normal conversation
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with a beautiful woman stuffing
her face with candied nuts.
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- Oh!
- I'm very good at sticking to my plans.
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- Yeah. I can tell.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh, Jen. Oh, my
gosh, I'm so happy I found you.
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Half the staff is quitting
because of "how I'm treating them."
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Could you help me clean up around here?
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Straighten up? Take up some
of these empties, tidy up?
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I could use your help.
It's on the inside, please?
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- Yeah. Yep.
- Thank you, Jen.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- See you later.
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Bye.
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$75,000 of credit card debt,
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and Paul conveniently
disappears the day the bill came.
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Well, I never saw a dime for raising
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Spencer Jr. alone for all those years.
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I spent $10,000 on a
New Orleans jazz funeral
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after Arnie accidentally
swallowed a cyanide pill.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I hear you, believe me.
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Can I ask how you all first
became aware of Mr. Immortal's
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pattern of behavior?
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It was because of me.
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My friend sent me a link to a video
posted on that site, Intelligencia.
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The one for hateful man babies?
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Yep, that's the one.
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You saw this man walk into
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a busy intersection and then he
gets hit by four different cars.
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His body regenerates and then
he just gets up and walks away.
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I, of course, immediately
recognized my idiot husband, Roger.
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This is what I was worried about.
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Not only did you fake your
own death multiple times,
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but you also forged
multiple fake identities.
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Frankly, all of these spouses
should be filing criminal charges.
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You are lucky you're not in prison.
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I will never understand women
if I lived to be a... And I will.
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Understand this.
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I'll get you the best deal
under the circumstances.
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- Thank you.
- Don't touch me.
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But let me tell you this.
You're gonna have to pay.
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Why are you smiling?
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It's kinda fun.
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No, she'll totally do it.
This is such a Jen job.
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I make her do stuff like this.
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Oh! Hey! So, the groomsmen
were playing Mario Kart
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and their shirts got wrinkled.
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Oh, my God, from a video game?
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Yeah. Video games are sports now.
They're on ESPN and everything.
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- Yeah.
- So you're on ironing duty, right?
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- I am?
- Yeah. Go bride squad!
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Thank you so much. Amazing.
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- Jen! Your groomsman is here!
- Oh, my God! He's here!
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Jonathan is here! Jonathan!
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Look who you get to walk
down the aisle with!
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He's so brave. We had to
resuscitate him this morning.
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Jonathan, of course.
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Um...
241
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,392
Ladies, Sebastian, how about this?
242
00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:41,622
I still have all of those
Apple shares I bought in 1981,
243
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:45,498
plus all the gold left to me by
my first wife, Baroness Cromwell.
244
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,499
How about we split it evenly,
eight ways, and call it a day?
245
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,312
- Very fair.
- Generous and fair.
246
00:13:50,315 --> 00:13:52,499
Then everyone can move
on with their lives.
247
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,748
I will draw up the paperwork immediately
248
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,374
- and we will get this all sorted out.
- Just a minute.
249
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,249
We were married for 18 years and
she was only with him for three.
250
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,200
Why should she get the same amount?
251
00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:06,081
Because I had a kid with this fool.
252
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,832
- Why should I be punished for her mistake?
- My son is not a mistake.
253
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,499
You used the word "mistake."
254
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,207
- I just want my 18 years...
- You made a mistake.
255
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,748
Mistake, mistake, mistake.
256
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:20,082
Yo, yo, what's going on, my party people?
257
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:25,624
It's your boy, DJ In-ch-ch-chedible Hulk!
258
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,249
- Let's get it started...
- Unbelievable.
259
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,132
...for the new couple!
260
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,998
Hit me with a heavy pour, buddy.
261
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,583
That will be an extra $5.
262
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,429
Of course.
263
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,416
What else am I gonna do
for the next four hours?
264
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:59,249
Okay, I got you. Sebastian,
this is what we're gonna do.
265
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,124
You are gonna be reimbursed
for the Lake Lawn mausoleum.
266
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,374
Jazz funeral, so chic.
I love your style.
267
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,998
Taylor, you will receive
backpay for the two years
268
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that you quit your job to help Paul
run a rare jade shop in Piedmont.
269
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,998
Cheryll, cash. You want it? You get it.
270
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,374
- Cash money!
- Amy.
271
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,457
Yes.
272
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:21,998
You are going to receive a sincere
apology with meaningful eye contact.
273
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,873
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Lasting at least 15 seconds.
274
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Okay? And remember,
everyone. What's our mantra?
275
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- Never again!
- Yes!
276
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:34,373
And I feel like that
is it. Okay. Mallory?
277
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That all work for you?
278
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,207
Yep. Does... I have a...
279
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:44,082
Is that the absolute best you
can do on eye contact?
280
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,332
Amy, that's 20 seconds of eye contact.
281
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,609
That seems interminable.
282
00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:53,004
This got ugly. There's
absolutely no doubt about that.
283
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:56,748
But I truly did love each and every...
284
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,957
No, save it!
285
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,207
Okay! We are done here.
286
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,828
Ms. Ramos, unconventional and excellent.
287
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,579
Yes!
288
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:09,330
- Nice job.
- Get me my money, yeah.
289
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,124
Bruce, where are ya?
290
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,228
I've been trying to get a
hold of you for weeks,
291
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,332
or months, or days, or whatever.
292
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,123
Call me back, you ding dong.
293
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:24,373
Do not get lazy on me now.
Let's get these feet shufflin', baby.
294
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,707
- Josh! I thought Lulu had eaten you.
- Oh, my gosh.
295
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:28,873
Oh, no, I'm here.
296
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,332
This is the most fun I've seen you
have all Wednesday and Thursday.
297
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:36,124
Josh. Joshua. Joshinson.
298
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,749
It's a good name.
299
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,957
My parents.
300
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,124
- Really?
- Yeah.
301
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,457
- They gave you a good face, too.
- Oh, did they?
302
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,582
Wow, thank you for that compliment.
303
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,623
I was wondering when you would notice.
304
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:50,124
I just had my brain on way
too much of this wedding stuff,
305
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,874
big dumb marriage, and love...
306
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,332
So you're a romantic? That's what it is?
307
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,750
- I don't actually hate love.
- Oh.
308
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,748
I just wanted to come to one wedding
309
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,831
and show that I was
actually doing pretty good.
310
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,707
- I don't have a boyfriend or a husband.
- Good to know.
311
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,332
Let me tell you a
secret. Come here. Listen.
312
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,498
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.
313
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,248
Okay, so I'm actually
doing really so good.
314
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:21,499
And I have a great
job. Lawyering the law.
315
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,206
And I am so strong.
316
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,457
Dude, I'm really strong.
317
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,998
Yeah, I can... It's tight.
318
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,874
Yeah. And you haven't seen what
my She-Hulk hair looks like!
319
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,124
Oh, I would love to see it.
320
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,333
- Really?
- Yeah.
321
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,874
I can't do it here.
322
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,124
Okay.
323
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,123
You know, everyone is always so...
324
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,916
Saying about how She-Hulk is amazing...
325
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,708
They're always saying it. I
wanted to be amazing tonight.
326
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,968
I don't know. I... I
think you're pretty great.
327
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,456
You do?
328
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,500
I do.
329
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,163
Oh, no.
330
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,207
- Are you okay?
- Oh, no, it's happening.
331
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,373
What's, what's...
332
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,374
Yeah, let it out, babe. Let it all out.
333
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,124
Knew it!
334
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,832
Obviously. I literally
said this isn't over.
335
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:37,373
So now I am I'm going
to publicly destroy you.
336
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,873
Oh, come on! I won that
fair and square. Get over it.
337
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,207
I don't get over anything.
338
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,958
Are you not gonna turn?
339
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,203
I can take you like this.
340
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,004
This is just sad.
341
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,332
It's no fun unless
you're She-Hulk. Come on!
342
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,248
Why are you so obsessed with me?
343
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:09,123
I am not obsessed with you. Although
it seems like everyone else is.
344
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,410
You don't get to ruin everything for me
345
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:13,332
for something you don't even want.
346
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:15,332
Something you don't even deserve.
347
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:19,331
So now I am forced to
prove it. So green up!
348
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:24,041
Okay, just this one
time I turn She-Hulk.
349
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,874
Oh, no, I forgot how to do it.
350
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,617
This is pathetic.
351
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,458
Ugh! Give me a second!
352
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,624
We got a wedding fight!
353
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,998
My veneers!
354
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,499
You think this is funny?
355
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,457
Are you showing your 11
followers on Instagram?
356
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:58,039
Where are you going?
And I'm taking this!
357
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,379
This wedding sucks!
358
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,426
Oh, Lulu. I know I promised.
359
00:21:10,429 --> 00:21:14,804
She sucker-punched me when I was
throwing up. Like, who does that?
360
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,875
Oh, my God.
361
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:26,373
She-Hulk is at my wedding?
362
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,914
- Yeah.
- I love you so much. I'm a fan.
363
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,707
- Whoa! Huge boobs!
- Yes, they're big.
364
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,707
Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever.
365
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,625
I love the photobooth
here. The guy is so hot.
366
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,748
I mean, I just don't understand
367
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,625
why anyone that afraid of
conflict keeps getting married.
368
00:21:49,628 --> 00:21:50,627
Oh, yeah.
369
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:52,171
And I just can't believe that guy got
370
00:21:52,174 --> 00:21:54,500
eight different people to marry him.
371
00:21:54,503 --> 00:21:56,747
You must not be single in Los Angeles.
372
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,124
I have been married a long time.
373
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:02,367
- You're married?
- Eleven years this October.
374
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:05,622
- What?
- The day after my son's birthday. Yeah.
375
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,082
Hold on. You have children? You
have a child. You have a kid.
376
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,124
- Mallory Book has...
- Enough questions.
377
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:13,195
- Okay.
- Let's see here.
378
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,205
Wait, I gotta look at this.
379
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,707
What is this? She-Hulk...
380
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:19,625
Hulking? Wait, what the hell?
381
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,124
"Comma, she was so gross.
382
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,457
- She was 30. Ew!" Okay.
- Oh, God.
383
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:31,666
I just copied and pasted what guys
have said to me on the Internet.
384
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,390
Accepted. Hashtag,
friends with bros. Okay.
385
00:22:41,837 --> 00:22:46,213
This is... What? What is this?
Mal, "How do we kill She-Hulk?"
386
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,256
This is dark. We gotta talk to Jen.
387
00:22:48,259 --> 00:22:51,249
No, we do not. No.
388
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,457
Are you reading this?
389
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,082
Yes. Why would you wanna
put that mess in her head?
390
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,070
But some of these are death threats.
391
00:22:57,073 --> 00:22:58,536
Nikki, they're just trolls.
392
00:22:58,539 --> 00:23:01,082
Any attention at all
gives them what they want.
393
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:04,875
Jen is better off. Just
let her live her life.
394
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:09,342
Fine.
395
00:23:09,345 --> 00:23:11,648
It's called Intelligencia
and it's all of these,
396
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,622
like, memes and death threats.
397
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,248
Okay? But Mallory said
not to tell you because
398
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,457
she said it would make you feel
bad and we should protect you
399
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,250
and let you live your life. But...
400
00:23:22,852 --> 00:23:25,225
I mean, you know,
obviously, I didn't do that.
401
00:23:25,228 --> 00:23:26,352
It's probably nothing.
402
00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:30,769
So, just give me a call when you
get this and I love you so much.
403
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,624
- Did we hit?
- Yeah, it's hit.
404
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,625
Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gettin' in there.
405
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,499
Careful, don't hurt yourself.
406
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,041
I won't. Get a little dip.
407
00:24:12,312 --> 00:24:17,859
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