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♪ anticipatory music playing ♪
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You're a writer, aren't you?
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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Writers don't have to get
all done up for meetings.
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Not like actresses.
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You guys can wear anything.
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- Thank you?
- Mm-hm.
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- Hannah, we're ready for you.
- Great, coming.
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- Oh, um.
- What?
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You--
- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Um... can you help me?
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So, my team tells me you've done some
really original stuff in the indie space.
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Uh, thank you. I try.
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Well, we're definitely on the lookout
for breakthrough shows,
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the edgier the better.
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So, what do ya got?
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I wanna reboot the old sitcom
Step Right Up!
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Step Right--
Are you serious?
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Dead serious.
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And I wanna do it with the original cast.
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Am I... thinking of the right one?
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Can somebody pull up a clip?
- Oh, yeah.
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Got it!
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Hey, how was the skate park?
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Great! Dad taught me
how to do a kickflip.
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- Oh, I can teach anyone
how to skateboard.
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Oy.
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Well, almost anyone.
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Oh, Lawrence, honey, what happened?
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Well, I, I wanted to make
a good impression on my new stepson.
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And instead, he made it on the concrete.
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♪ Hello friend, it may take some time ♪
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♪ But there's no hill
that we can't climb ♪
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♪ Love and laughs
will get us all through ♪
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♪ Just one thing that you gotta do ♪
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♪ And that's, step right up ♪
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♪ Just step right up ♪
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♪ Step right up ♪
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♪ That's what you gotta do ♪
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♪ Step... right... up ♪
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Now I remember.
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My kids used to love that show.
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Your kids are great.
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Sir, it does surprisingly well
on our platform
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with Family, Pop Culture,
Vicarious-Living,
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and Live-To-Laugh audience segments.
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Average viewing time, 63 minutes.
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Are we sure that's not just people
leaving it on for their dogs?
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No, we track that.
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Elaine just joined
the creative team from research.
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I, I gotta say, it seems like
an odd choice from someone so edgy.
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Y-You are the edgy one, right?
Or is that my 11:15?
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No, no, she's the one who did that movie
at South by Southwest I told you about.
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What was it called?
- Thank you, um, for having seen it.
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It's called Cunt Saw.
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Oh boy. Then I'm a little bit confused.
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Why do you wanna do
something so traditional?
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Uh, yeah, um, god, it's hard to explain.
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Okay, you know how in the old sitcom,
the characters always did the right thing?
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Mm-hm.
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They don't do the right thing anymore.
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- Oh.
- You know, like, I fuck with it.
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But in a fun way.
- Mm-hm.
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I don't know.
It might be too edgy for you.
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You're talking to the guy who, uh,
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greenlit the fifth season
of Handmaid's Tale.
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So brave. So brave.
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Do we know if the cast is available?
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Or alive?
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Well, according to Wikipedia,
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Step Right Up was cancelled when
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Reed Sterling left
to pursue a film career,
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but, for whatever reason,
no film or TV lately.
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That's the deal, you cocksucker.
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You can take it, or I beat you
to death with a fucking bat.
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Well, look at you.
Actin' like you A-Rod or some shit
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when I'm the ruthless muthafucka
standin' here with a .38 snubnose.
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You know what?
Um, actually, I'm thinking
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that perhaps I should infuse him
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with a layer of weariness
and vulnerability.
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Maybe don't think.
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Well, not-not exactly what they taught
us at the Yale School of Drama.
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Thank you.
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Bree Marie Jensen did a season
on a low budget sci-fi cable show
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called StarBlast Five.
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Status?
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Captain, it has to be
the multi-camera spectrometer
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and cryo-cooler.
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I'll repair them as soon as I
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nourish my larvae.
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Says she then left Hollywood
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to marry the Duke of a small
Nordic country named Fjordstad.
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And Clay Barber?
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Arrested on a drug charge in 2011,
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returned to stand-up comedy in 2014,
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charged with disorderly conduct in 2017.
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Now back doing stand-up.
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Do we know what happened to the kid?
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Uh, Zack Jackson starred in
a string of straight-to-video teen movies:
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including Kid Congressman, Teenstronaut,
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and Hunchback of Notre Dame High.
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I like this idea,
but are people still doing reboots?
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Let's see, Fuller House,
Saved by the Bell,
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iCarly, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl.
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Party of Five, Party Down,
One Day at a Time.
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Boy Meets World,
How I Met Your Father,
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The Wonder Years.
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Battlestar Galactica.
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Doogie Howser, The Odd Couple.
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Perry Mason, Hawaii Five-O,
Veronica Mars, Fresh Prince.
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Fraggle Rock.
- Fraggle Rock.
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Makes me feel a little bit safer.
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What the hell,
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let's remake something original.
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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Hi, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.Hi, babe.
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Our overpaid lead threw a fit.
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She said that her understudy
was sneezing on her.
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You, You know who was just eating here?
Like, right over there?
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Paul Thomas Anderson.
- Oh, let me guess:
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his lunch went on a half hour too long.
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Come on, j-just because Magnolia
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dared to--
- Mm-hm.
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You know what?
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I'm not gonna have this fight again.
- Okay,
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I have to be back
at the theater in 40 minutes,
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so what's this big thing
you wanted to discuss?
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Okay, remember I told you
they were rebooting my old show?
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- Mm-hm.
- I read the script.
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- And?
- And I am shocked, but it's really good.
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It's smart dialogue,
and nuanced relationships.
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Ooh, and get this:
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My character had
a dark secret the entire time.
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- And it's still a comedy?
- Here's what's brilliant.
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It is both the funniest thing
you've ever read,
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and you won't laugh once.
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I thought you hated this show.
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I mean, I've heard you blame it
for ruining your career.
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The show itself was bad...
but there's a new writer.
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And so now there's none
of that old, hacky,
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set-up/punchline, set-up/punchline thing.
That was all Gordon.
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So, I think I'm gonna do it.
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- Wow.
- I, I, I want more people
to see the potential I had
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when I came out
of the Yale School of Drama.
- Oh my god,
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you have such a large penis,
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why do you always
have to bring up Yale?
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Okay, listen.
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It shoots in L.A.,
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so... you could always join me
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after the play opens.
- You know I can't.
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I mean, once this
fuckin' play opens,
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I go straight into rehearsals
on that next cocksucking thing.
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I've been directing way too much Mamet.
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Okay, then I'll come back
to New York on hiatus weeks.
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Hm. Ah, is she gonna be there?
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She?
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Who?
- Really?
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You-- Who you mean? Bree?
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I'm sorry, is there another cast member
you dated for three years?
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Fair. Fair enough, um.
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Yes, apparently, she will be there.
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Great, this is so good for you guys.
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You can go hike around
the reservoir in your yoga pants--
- Oh boy. Now see.
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Okay, yep, keep going.
- and then you can go get an acai bowl,
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have a sound bath,
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but that's probably before
the lymphatic massage.
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You get one more.
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Go over to In-N-Out Burger
in your electric car--
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- Nice.
- for the drive out to Ojai
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for the Avocado Festival.
- Mm, Nora, look at me.
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Look at me.
- This is so creepy.
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You are my girlfriend,
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and I promise you,
there is nothing to worry about.
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I remember you saying you guys
were either always fighting or fucking.
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Okay, well, now we'll only
be fighting because she's married,
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and you're the one I love.
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♪ "Hollywood Swinging"
by Kool & The Gang playing ♪
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Is-- Does-- Who works here?
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Hi, uh, Reed Sterling.
Here for a cast photo shoot.
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- What show?
- Uh, it's the reboot
of, uh, Step Right Up.
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It's much better this time.
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My character has a dark secret.
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- Do you have a dark secret?
- No, I do not.
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That's all I care about.
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♪ What ya got to say ♪
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♪ Hollywood ♪
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♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
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Hey, how ya doin'?
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Oh!
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Oh god!
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No, no, no, no.
Oh, jeez.
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I am so sorry!
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Oh god, are you, are you okay?!
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I am now. Kiss me.
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- Oh, motherfucker!
- Oh, are you mad?
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Are you gonna quit again
for a career in the cinema?
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Come on. [laughing] Oh god.
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- Come on, man.
- See-- Come on.
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- Jeez.
- Seriously good to see you again.
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Stop it. [laughing] You too.
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I like this.
- Yeah, I like the [whistling].
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- Yeah... it's been a long time.
- Yeah, you, uh, talk to Bree at all?
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- Uh, not a word... in 15 years.
- Oof, that's gonna be uncomfortable.
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Can I be there?
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'Sup, guys? Look who's all grown up.
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It's me, Zack.
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- Wow, Zack!
- Oh, hey.
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Yep, the three of us back together.
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Only it's different now
'cause we've all had sex.
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How cool is that?
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♪ anticipatory music playing ♪
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Come in!
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Oh god, can you hurry?
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I'm stuck, I'm stuck, and I can't breathe.
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Uh, well, um, Bree, it's me.
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Uh, it's Reed.
- Reed?!
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What are you doing? Get out of here!
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Sorry, yeah, well,
you told me to come in.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't go, don't go!
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- What?
- Can you just, like, before you go
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can you please unhook this?
- Uh,
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fine, I will help you--
- Please!
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but you just have to understand
that I'm in a committed relationship.
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- Is she here with you right now?
- No.
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Then get me out
of my fucking bra!
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- Okay, all right, all right. Wow.
- Jesus.
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Okay, here we go, all right?
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God, why this is really on here.
- Did you-- Can you--
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What are you, 15?
- Wait, I got it, I got it.
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There we are.
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Oh my god.
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Hi.
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I, I, I thought it would be weird
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if, uh, the first time we saw
each other was on set.
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That would be weird?
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Okay.
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So, thank you for that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome.
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Oh, it's good to see you. You look good.
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- I do?
- Yeah, your, your head, it--
And your gray hairs.
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Yes, I'm, I'm in a,
I'm in a committed relationship.
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- Yeah, you said that.
- Sorry, um--
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How are you? Tell me everything.
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Oh, f-f-fantastic, yeah.
Doin' some theater.
244
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,193
I got a couple of film projects
in the works--
- Uh-huh.
245
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,572
and, uh... just had lunch
with Paul Thomas Anderson.
246
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- Exciting, exciting.
- Yeah, mm-hm. And, um, and, and you?
247
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I mean, how, how's life as a Duchess?
248
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- So fulfilling.
- Mm.
249
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,499
It's cold and dark
for much of the year there,
250
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,794
so our people really look to me
to be their warmth and light.
251
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,004
Like the sun.
252
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:15,133
Embarrassing when you
say it like that, but yes.
253
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,095
To an entire nation of people,
I am like the sun.
254
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,597
And your husband, the Duke?
255
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:26,436
- My husband is
so sweet and so loving.
- Mm-hm. Mm, good, good.
256
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,313
And so miserable that I'm here--
257
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,399
- Of course.
- but he knows I don't
wanna be the kind of person
258
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,025
to let everybody down.
259
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,363
Know what I mean?
260
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:40,033
Maybe we should talk
about the way things ended.
261
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,577
Oh, you mean how they cancelled our show
262
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,996
because you quit to go
and do a movie that nobody saw?
263
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,163
I mean us.
264
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,875
I get back from location,
you left the country to marry a Duke
265
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,251
without so much as a goodbye.
266
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,753
- We were broken up, remember?
- We broke up all the time.
267
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,297
Bree, we got back together, we broke up.
268
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,048
It's something we did.
- Why do you even care?
269
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,009
To you I was always just some
270
00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:00,554
stupid, small-town pageant girl
who didn't go to college.
271
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,471
How can you say that?
272
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,807
Because you were always
giving me acting notes.
273
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,684
I gave you notes to help you.
274
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,186
Well, if I needed so much help,
275
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,520
how come I was nominated
276
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,607
for a People's Choice Award
and you weren't?
277
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:15,819
Because the people fell
for your contrived, little snort laugh.
278
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,946
Or because you were overacting.
279
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,038
How... dare you.
280
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,373
You know what?
281
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,503
That wasn't fair.
282
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,839
I'm lashing out because
you were always right.
283
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,634
You were so fucking good all the time,
284
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:42,304
and it just bothered me that the rest
of us couldn't compete with that.
285
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,515
Wow.
286
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,434
That's very--
287
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,646
Thank you.
288
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,151
And I'm reeling because, goddamnit,
all I can think about is kissing you.
289
00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,989
- I-I'm in a committed--
- Now who's the good actor?
290
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,372
Hey, Kelly, can I get a touchup?
291
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,807
Holy shit.
292
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,394
Hey, can we get real for a second?
293
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:31,937
Oh, I don't like the sound of this.
294
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,273
I used to be pretty bummed out that,
when the show ended,
295
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,899
I never heard from any of you guys again.
296
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,236
I mean, you played my parents
and then you were just gone.
297
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:44,324
But now that I'm an adult...
I just want you to know... that I get it.
298
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,537
- Okay.
- You weren't my real dad.
299
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,163
You were just playing my dad.
300
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,458
- Right.
- So, I shouldn't have been disappointed
301
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,044
that I never heard from you
after the show ended.
302
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,171
Not even on my birthday.
303
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,841
Well, I'm really not
into birthdays or kids.
304
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:01,925
But you liked me, though.
305
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,553
Sure, if that's how you
wanna remember it.
306
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,347
- But I was so cute.
- Meh.
307
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,392
Hey, Reed, you thought
I was a cute kid, right?
308
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,230
You were an actor finding
the truth in your character,
309
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,066
which is all that matters.
310
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,943
That's a big pretentious no.
311
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:24,406
Hi. Hi guys. I'm Hannah Korman.
I'm the new showrunner person.
312
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,949
- Hannah! Oh gosh!
- Hey.
313
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:29,786
The script is amazing.
You are brilliant. I love you already.
314
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,122
Oh my god.
If I had you instead of my father,
315
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,166
I could've saved thousands
on Xanax and rehab.
316
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,335
And Xanax again, whoopsies.
317
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,837
See, that's the voice that we need.
318
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,547
Very cable, very streaming.
319
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,426
And I can't tell you how much
I love the twist at the end,
320
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,513
Lawrence's dark secret.
- Thank you. I'm so excited to be here.
321
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,182
I've been obsessed with the show
for as long as I can remember,
322
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,059
and I'm kind of obsessed with you guys.
323
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,145
Like, Clay, your stand-up is so offensive
324
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,980
it's amazing you haven't
been cancelled yet.
325
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,607
Well, not for lack of trying.
326
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,443
And, Reed, I actually saw you
in that production of Twelfth Night
327
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,446
in Providence a couple years ago.
You were unbelievable.
328
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,408
And, Zack,
329
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:14,498
my little cousin has seen
some of your movies.
330
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,376
Ah, sweet!
Another member of the Zack Pack.
331
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,593
- Hey, Elaine, what's up?
- Hi, this is Elaine Kim from Hulu.
332
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,013
- Mm-hm, that's why I said--
- We have a significant situation.
333
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,515
Are you someplace you can talk?
334
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,560
Um, cool. I'm with the cast right now.
335
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,311
Yo, if that's your cousin,
I can say what's up.
336
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,021
- Why would it-- No.
- Okay.
337
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,107
Uh, let me call you back in two minutes.
338
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,861
Uh, okay, I gotta run,
but it was so lovely meeting you guys.
339
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:48,031
- You too. Oh.
- And can't wait to make some magic.
340
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,283
Yes, yes, yes!
341
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,326
Thank you so much, Hannah.
- I'll walk ya out.
342
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:55,706
- Uh.
- So, which one of my films
is your cousin's favorite?
343
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:59,126
Oh, um, something about you
being trapped underground?
344
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,294
Oh, Minor Miner.
345
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,297
I won best actor for that one
at the Magic Mountain Film Festival.
346
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,131
Oh!
347
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,643
So much hair.
348
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,771
- God, I've gotten old.
- Wow.
349
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,774
I'd pay anything to have
a 24-year-old ass.
350
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,320
- Well, it only costs 300 bucks an hour.
- You'd know.
351
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,365
- How you doin', Bree?
- Hey, honey. How are you?
352
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,410
So good to see you.
Are you still doing your comedy?
353
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,454
Yeah, what can I say? It's in my blood.
354
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,165
Along with Hep C.
- Gross.
355
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,584
I'm just glad you're still alive.
- Well, actually, true story,
356
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,086
one crazy night I died for six minutes.
357
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,882
- Your stand-up's not for everyone.
- Oh, that's funny, Duchess.
358
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,384
You don't have to
call me that, honestly.
359
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,219
Really, it's embarrassing.
360
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,638
I was just telling my hair
and makeup people that I really--
361
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,224
I need to be treated like
a regular person again.
362
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,475
Hey, Bree.
363
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:59,520
Could I have a sparkling water
with tiny bubbles, not coarse?
364
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,395
What?
365
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,856
A sparkling water
with tiny bubbles, not coarse.
366
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:06,193
- No, it's, it's me, Zack.
- Zack.
367
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,528
Zack Jackson.
368
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:13,158
Oh, wow!
Zack Jackson all grown up.
369
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,077
Whoa, weird.
370
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,372
That's the exact title
of my soon-to-be-self-published memoir.
371
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:21,166
I get real about my career,
my struggle with ADHD--
372
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,585
Oh, cool!
Look at that picture of a barn.
373
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,878
I can do a backflip.
374
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,755
Hey, did you think I was cute
when I was a kid?
375
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,383
Sure... First couple seasons.
376
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:33,345
So, ladies and germs,
here's what we are recreating.
377
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:37,850
Let's get into position.
Uh, you are there, and you're there.
378
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,476
You know what to do.
379
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,314
Uh-huh, oh, great.
Yeah, it's amazing.
380
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,568
Okay, ha, everybody's hilarious.
381
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,612
Reed, give us the, uh,
the Lawrence annoyed look.
382
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,783
- Lawrence-- I, I am.
- No, uh, with the arms. Hm.
383
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,703
Oh, hm, I-I'd rather not.
384
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,789
It's, uh, it's, it's too broad.
- Yeah, but we gotta match the old photo.
385
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083
Yeah, but nobody does that in real life.
386
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,295
And, uh, the show is much
more sophisticated this time.
387
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,796
Totally different tone.
388
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,216
So, this is more of an internal thing
when I'm, when I'm--
389
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,594
See?
390
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,180
You don't look annoyed.
391
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,015
Well, trust me, I'm gettin' there.
392
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,516
- Dude, it's a photo.
- Can you just do it?
393
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,310
No, it is a slippery slope.
394
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,978
It starts with one corny photo,
395
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,855
and ends with a bucket
of spaghetti on my head.
396
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,232
I liked that episode:
"Mission Impastable."
397
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,776
That was funny.
Hey, you guys know
where I can find the actors?
398
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,613
- We're the grownup actors.
- Awesome, way to go.
399
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,823
Uh, they told me to tell you guys
to go to the showrunner's office.
400
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:38,660
- Why?
- 'Cause it's my job
to do stuff like that.
401
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,579
It's my first day. Still figuring it out.
402
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,539
Perfect. We will ask Hannah.
403
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,791
She is the showrunner,
she sets the tone,
404
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,419
and I highly doubt that she wants, "Mm."
405
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,714
There it is.
- Do not use that!
406
00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,057
Hi Hannah--
- I'm sorry, I can't.
407
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,685
Is that my favorite family?
408
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,729
Gordon.
409
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,440
- Gordon?
- Hey, it's me.
410
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,068
Uh, [stammers] what are,
what are you doing here?
411
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,153
I'm here to save the day.
412
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,780
I finally read this new script.
413
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,740
You got jokes with no punchlines,
414
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,953
over-complicated characters,
social commentary, blah, blah, blah, blah.
415
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,079
I told her I'm gonna fix it.
416
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,915
I-I'm sorry, maybe you don't know this,
but Hannah's our new showrunner.
417
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,000
Apparently not, 'cause she just quit.
418
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,502
- What?
- I'm here.
419
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,921
- Finally, the guy with the sandwiches.
- Gordon?
420
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,215
No, it's me, Zack.
421
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,218
What? Zack? No, oh my!
422
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,221
You used to be so cute.
- See? Told you.
423
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,558
And, Reed, I notice you got hit
by the, uh, the great recession.
424
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,726
Hey, that's a gold mine right there.
425
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,145
Put in a bunch of bald jokes
about Lawrence.
426
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,023
No! No, no, no, we're, we're
not gonna do that, uh, Gordon.
That's funny. I like that.
427
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:54,319
- We, We really like the new script.
- No, nobody likes this.
428
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,445
You know what the problem is?
429
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:59,867
See, now the world is just a mess
and people need comfort, right?
430
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,369
They don't want kale salad,
let's give 'em mac and cheese.
431
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,330
Gordon, the characters
finally sound real.
432
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,957
What are you talkin' about?
433
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:10,419
Lawrence has always been real.
It's based on me.
434
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,212
You know the episode
where you, you dropped,
435
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,256
you dropped the, the wallet
in the open casket?
436
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,424
Yeah.
- That happened.
437
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,551
Not to me, but I knew
a guy that happened to.
438
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,345
And that was very, very funny in 2002,
439
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,639
but it's been 20 years
and the show needs to change.
440
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,224
It's gonna change, believe me.
441
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,643
This time, Cody gets
his own cute little kid.
442
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,104
Ah, hell yeah! That's so sick.
Right?
443
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,439
A kid? No kid.
444
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:33,025
I must've spent 10-grand
on that fuckin' swear jar.
445
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,652
Well, you can't do a family show
without a cute kid.
446
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,653
We did before.
447
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,448
Wait, Gordon, you can't do that
because then that would make me a grandma.
448
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,991
Oh boy, I hadn't even thought of that.
449
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,619
Put in a bunch of old lady
jokes about Josie.
450
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,871
Yeah, like a, a walk-in tub and stuff.
451
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:49,082
No, I'm barely in my forties! Shut up.
452
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,919
Okay, um, I'm sorry, Gordon, um,
453
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:56,673
we are only doing the version
that we have signed on for.
454
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,217
Really?
455
00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,051
Yeah.
456
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:00,886
I see.
457
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:06,600
And if we don't... then what?
458
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,936
You gonna quit... again?
459
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:11,688
Hm? Is that what's gonna happen?
460
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,273
What, you're all gonna quit this time?
461
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,942
- Oh, um.
- Well.
- Well.
462
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:18,153
Not necessarily, but--
- Yes, we are all going to quit.
463
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:18,987
Reed.
464
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,658
Who the fuck do you think you are?
465
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:27,871
This is my show.
I own the rights. I'm in charge.
466
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,500
So, if that's not okay with you,
then-- Hey, you know what?
467
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,836
Fuck your quitting,
I'll just fold up the tent,
468
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,379
shave the bearded lady.
469
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:38,507
I'll be very happy to go back
to my beautiful home in Bel Air.
470
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:41,718
So, you can tell me right now,
you're in or you're out.
471
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,849
- I'm scared.
- Okay.
472
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:49,726
- What are you doing?
- We need to apologize to him.
473
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:50,686
Yeah.
474
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:54,857
I'm hearing you, I'm listening,
and I got this completely under control.
475
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,484
All right? Just trust me.
476
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:04,616
Well, look at you.
477
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,744
Actin' like you A-Rod or some shit
478
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:11,081
when I'm the only ruthless
muthafucka standin' here.
479
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:14,376
- W-What is he doing?
- I'll tell you what the fuck I'm doing.
480
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,128
You bring back the girl,
481
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:19,464
or you ain't never gon' see
this family ever again.
482
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,678
Let's roll, y'all.
483
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:28,265
Dis muthafucka.
484
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,725
Reed!
485
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,690
- Are you out of your mind?!
486
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,025
- Okay.
- What the fuck, Reed?!
487
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,693
Okay, I admit the character took over.
488
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,778
- Will he really shut down the show?
- Nah, nah. I think he's bluffing.
489
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,031
You think he's bluffing?!
What if he's not?!
490
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:47,242
What if this all ends because you
pretended to be a ruthless motherfucker?
491
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,579
- Why are you the one freaking out?
- Because I need this show!
492
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,289
Oh my god, are you kiddin' me?
493
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,291
You're, You're the last one
who needs this show.
494
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,751
You can just go back to being a Duchess.
495
00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:57,127
- I can't.
- Why not?
496
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,671
Because I'm not a Duchess anymore!
497
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,633
Anders?
- Bree!
498
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,468
Ingrid's not at her desk.
499
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:07,596
- Oh, what, uh, what brings you here?
- It happened again.
500
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:11,225
I went into the village to try
to connect with these stoic people
501
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:14,478
and someone threw a pinecone at my head
and called me a Klün-Hore.
502
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,272
- That means Clown Whore.
- I know what it means!
503
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:20,859
I'm trying to be a good Duchess,
but they just don't accept outsiders.
504
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,528
Perhaps we can talk about this later.
505
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:24,404
No, I wanna talk about it now!
506
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,949
I want you to-- Oh my god,
are you not wearing pants?!
507
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:29,743
- Well, let's not, uh--
- Is that Ingrid down there?
508
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:32,120
We're in love, Klün-Hore!
509
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,205
Uh, darling, I, I think that--
510
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,666
Go to hell, Anders,
and fuck off, Ingrid!
511
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,292
I never liked you!
512
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,754
Well, I did, but I don't anymore!
513
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:45,050
My marriage is over and I'm broke.
514
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,885
You're broke?
Well, how did that happen?
515
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,763
Fjordstad divorce law.
They're on the Kettle System.
516
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,267
A woman can only take
what she can fit in a kettle.
517
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:55,644
I'm so sorry.
518
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,938
You guys all have
things to fall back on.
519
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:02,109
I don't... I am so pathetic.
520
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:05,571
You wanna hear pathetic?
My life's a fuckin' mess.
521
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:08,365
Three months ago,
Andy Dick told me I was outta control.
522
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:09,408
Ooh.
523
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:11,910
Yeah, I got fired
from my last teen movie.
524
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:16,957
Apparently, "guys in high school
don't have hair plugs."
525
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,459
Well, um,
526
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:24,006
as I am the actor who left this troupe
527
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:25,632
for greener pastures,
528
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:29,887
you might enjoy learning that
my last paying job over a year ago
529
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:33,557
was the voice... of a hemorrhoid.
530
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,768
When I was 17,
531
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:40,647
I stole $2,000 worth of Air Jordans
from a Foot Locker.
532
00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:43,025
Not what we're doin', man.
533
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,319
- No.
- Okay, c-cool.
534
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,945
You guys left this in there.
535
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,244
Remember how excited we were
536
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:57,289
when this was the billboard
of us on Sunset Boulevard?
537
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:59,666
We raced there at lunch to see it.
538
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,045
And we posed exactly the same way
hoping someone would notice.
539
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:05,797
Remember that guy asked you
to autograph his t-shirt?
540
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:09,718
Oh god. I remember that was
the first time I ever signed an autograph.
541
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,429
Granted, he thought I was Damon Wayans.
542
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,847
Yeah, I don't remember any of this.
543
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,475
- You were sick.
- You were at school.
- We couldn't find you.
544
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,103
Okay, fuck it.
545
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:24,399
Where are you going?
- Back to Gordon's to eat shit.
546
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:28,403
I screwed you guys out of this once,
I'm not gonna do it again.
547
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,448
Yo, see you guys later.
548
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,325
Gotta go take this box to Hannah's house.
549
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:34,493
Reed, wait!
550
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:39,456
Hi.
551
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,668
- What the f--
- Hi, um, I'm Bree.
552
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,920
We haven't met yet.
- Yeah, I'm a big fan.
553
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:50,050
Oh... thanks, that's so sweet.
What was I saying?
554
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,927
What the hell are you guys doing here?
555
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:54,304
- Oh--
- Hannah, we need you to stay.
556
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:55,472
Guys, I can't.
557
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,267
I-I would love to, but Gordon
wasn't supposed to be there, okay?
558
00:25:58,267 --> 00:25:59,768
So, it's just-- It's a non-starter.
559
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,145
I don't think you understand.
I need this.
560
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:05,482
I need somewhere to go during the day,
or bad shit finds me.
561
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,693
Hannah, we all need this.
562
00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,031
No, no. I can't, I can't.
I can't work with him every day.
563
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,577
He's just-- He's so--
- Stubborn and he's narcissistic.
564
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:19,454
We know.
All right, we're tired of the drama.
565
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:23,083
I promise you, we will always,
always be in your corner.
566
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,795
Yeah, and help you fight
his terrible ideas, like adding a kid.
567
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,005
Or making me a grandma.
568
00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:30,174
You're saying--
Are you, Are you saying you'd support me?
569
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,842
- Absolutely.
- No matter what?
570
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,844
No matt--
- Oh my god! Fuck that guy.
571
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,471
I mean, that would infuriate him.
572
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:39,766
Come on, Hannah...
We need you to Step--
573
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,310
Oh, don't say it.
Right.
574
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,394
Please kill me.
Up.
575
00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:43,228
Ugh.
576
00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:50,569
Okay.
577
00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:51,445
Yes?
I'll do it.
578
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:52,738
I'll try.
579
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:54,072
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
580
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,200
Oh, you're the best. Oh, thank you.
581
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,410
And I-- You know, I got
a little ramped up there.
582
00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,786
I promise you, Gordon,
583
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,330
he's not that bad
when you get to know him.
- No.
584
00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:04,750
Yeah.
- Oh, I got to know him pretty well
for about seven years
585
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,460
until he dropped me off
at ballet class one time
586
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,962
and he started flirting
with my super-skinny teacher.
587
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:12,049
And then he moved in with her
and her super creepy son, Seth,
588
00:27:12,049 --> 00:27:15,761
and then he created a television show
all about his new step-family
589
00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:19,014
that acted like
his daughter never existed.
590
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:26,813
Um... are you telling us
that Gordon is your father?
591
00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:31,693
Yeah... but I guess my childhood
didn't give him enough material, right?
592
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,321
Maybe my scoliosis brace,
and my cystic acne,
593
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,114
and going to the father-daughter dance
594
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,742
with my mother's hairdresser
wasn't funny enough for him.
595
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:42,162
But we're not gonna let him
write me out this time.
596
00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,539
Oh shit.
597
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,416
So, the big twist
at the end of the pilot--
598
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:50,712
Dear Lord,
Lawrence's dark secret is you.
599
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:54,633
- I'm here.
600
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:56,677
What'd I miss?
601
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:59,304
♪ "Re-Do" by Modern Baseball playing ♪
602
00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,723
♪ Maybe change by name ♪
603
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,686
♪ Report the losses, grab the claim ♪
604
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,813
♪ It's a shame, it's such a shame ♪
605
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,982
♪ We're pissing away our time ♪
606
00:28:09,982 --> 00:28:13,151
♪ 'Cause we're pissing away these beers ♪
607
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,946
♪ No monumental moment
ever came from saying ♪
608
00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:18,407
♪ "Come on, dude,
just take one more shot" ♪
609
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:22,953
♪ Try to, try to forget ♪
610
00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:25,581
♪ That your bones will dismantle ♪
611
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,429
I am focused,
I am on top of things--
612
00:28:40,429 --> 00:28:41,889
Bree, you missed your cue!
613
00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:43,765
Shit. This is your fault!
614
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,685
That's not the actress
playing your daughter, is it?
615
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:47,644
I wouldn't think so.
616
00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:50,147
Her character description was
frazzled, unkempt, and zaftig.
617
00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:54,151
A special welcome to the newest member
of our cast, Timberly Fox.
618
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:58,989
Timberly made quite a splash
on a reality dating show called--
619
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:01,450
Fuck Buddy Mountain.Fuck Buddy Mountain.
620
00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,953
Your mom still comes to set
with you every day.
621
00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:06,371
She's been coming
to set with me my whole life.
622
00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:09,082
Dude, that's creepy.
- Could you say something to my mom?
623
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,167
Yeah, what the fuck.
624
00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:12,628
ZACK'S MOM:
Come in!
625
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:15,255
- Oh boy.
626
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,424
- What if Zack finds out?
- Finds what out?
627
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:20,260
Uh, that I couldn't
talk to your mom yet.
628
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,179
- Too hard, huh?
- No, no, I wouldn't say that.
629
00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:23,305
Not that.
630
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,599
Did you read the rewrite?
They added a scene.
631
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:26,975
We're in bed.
- Oh!
632
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,268
That's actually kind of racy
633
00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,062
compared to how tame
we had to keep it on network.
634
00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:32,439
- What is that?
- Nothing. It's nothing.
635
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:33,774
Doesn't feel like nothing!
636
00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:36,026
I think you're confused
because of our history
637
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,694
and I think you
still have feelings for me.
638
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:40,239
I do not still have feelings for you.
639
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:42,074
I am in a committed relationship.
640
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:45,953
Right, with "Nora" who's a "real person"
in "New York City."
641
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:48,121
Well this can't be good.
642
00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,040
Guess what?
I'm on mushrooms.
643
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,001
I'm coming to get you.
Tell me exactly what you see.
644
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,878
When my eyes are open,
I see a fence.
645
00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,463
When they're closed, dragons.
646
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:59,424
Bree? [groans] Shit.
647
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,510
- Die, dragon!
- Whoa!
648
00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:04,471
You have this superpower, man.
649
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,807
You actually have the rare gift
of being fuckin' funny.
650
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:08,392
You could make millions of people laugh.
651
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:10,727
And to put that out into the world,
652
00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:13,438
that is as good and honorable thing
as a man can do.
653
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:15,774
Come on, guys, let's bring it in.
"Step Right Up" on three.
654
00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:18,193
- No reason to do that.
- All right.
655
00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:20,153
One, two, three, "Step Right Up"!
656
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,115
The comedy cavalry has arrived.
657
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,408
Good morning!
Sorry we're late.
658
00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:26,660
We've been wandering
in Palm Desert for 40 years.
659
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,912
We don't need a bunch of dinosaurs
in the writer's room.
660
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:30,038
It's so funny you say that.
661
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,291
Alan ran the last two seasons
of "Dinosaurs" on ABC.
662
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:35,836
Yeah, again, wrote for giant puppets
is not the mic drop you think it is.
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