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Delivery boy, Philip J. Fry,
reporting for duty.
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Dr. Zoidberg,
soaking in brine.
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[ contented sigh]
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What is the meaning of this?
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We've got a delivery, people.
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Let's move, let's move.
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Woo, woo, woo, woo.
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Amy, mission profile.
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Interesting.
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Interesting.
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Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag?
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Packed and ready, sir.
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What's this?
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This is the same toy
surprise I got last time.
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[ grunts]
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I can't work
under these conditions.
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And without me,
there is no mission.
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I amthe mission.
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We're back
from the mission.
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Wha-wha... you
went without me?
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You were looking up curse
words in the dictionary.
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It seemed like
a better use of your time.
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But... but I'm the delivery boy.
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Don't worry,
everything went fine.
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Better than usual.
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We got medals.
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Good work, team.
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We really pulled together
on this one.
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Whoo-hoo!
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[ clanks]
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They got medals.
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I'm real sorry
I missed the mission.
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I wasn't there
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and you might have needed me.
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Nope.
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But if I had
been there...
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Nope.
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Li...
Nope.
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Bender's great.
Nope.
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[ groans]
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Listen, Leela,
let me make it up
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by taking you out
for dinner tonight.
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Nope.
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I've got a date with Chaz.
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Chaz?!
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I met him at that
charity cockfight last week.
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He's the Mayor's aide.
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Ooh, you go, mutant girl.
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[ towel snaps]
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I do go.
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He's a very
important man.
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So? I'm just
as important as him.
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It's just that,
the kind of importance I have
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it doesn't matter
if I don't do it.
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[ purring]
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[ cooing]
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[ sighs]
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I'm nobody.
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There are guys
in the background
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of Mary Worth comics who
are more important than me.
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Aw, buck up, meatloaf.
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Bender will take you out
tonight and cheer you up.
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What do you want to do?
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And I mean anything.
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You have the power.
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Name it and I'm there.
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You the man.
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Well... okay.
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Let's go bowling.
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Nah.
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Table for two?
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Step right
this way.
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I'm afraid we don't have
a reservation
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but, um, as you can see
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I'm the Mayor's aide.
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Table for two, please.
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Okay then.
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Bam!
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It's okay, my man.
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I got you covered on your
next health inspection.
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Aw, I really appreciate that,
Mr. Mayor's aide.
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Here you go.
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Compliments of the house.
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Wow, free bread
at a restaurant.
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Is there anything
you can'tdo?
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I can't fail the Mayor.
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Not ever.
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Oh...
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[ bells clinking]
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Oh, geez,
better not let Leela see me.
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Hey, I hear Fry.
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Boy, am I glad
you're here.
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You are? So things
aren't working out
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with what's-his-name?
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Actually... they are.
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Confidentially,
I might not make it back
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to my apartment tonight.
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Could you walk Nibbler
for me?
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Uh... eh... mm... ah.
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And bring a baggie
in case he drops a steamer.
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Have a great night.
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[ sniffing]
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Oh, no, please, no...
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[ thud]
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Oh, perfect.
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[ straining]
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[ siren blares]
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Whoa-ho-ho,
smells like a
2-8-9 in progress.
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Failure to scoop.
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Aw, yeah.
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[ printing]
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Wait, I'm trying.
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It weighs as much
as a thousand suns.
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[ straining]
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Don't worry, Fry.
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I'll pull some strings
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see if I can't get
you tried as a juvenile.
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Oh, Chaz.
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[ both giggling]
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[ sighs]
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I'm as worthless
as this trash can.
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You think
I'm as worthless as you?
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Try catching garbage
in your head
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and raising six kids,
you dumb townie.
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Oh, Nibbler,
at least I'm important to you.
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Even if it's only
'cause I clean up your poop.
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The poop eradication is but
one aspect of your importance.
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[ shrieks]
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D-D-Did you just talk?
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Indeed.
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And I have other
amazing powers as well.
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L-Like what?
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[ grunts]
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[ squeaking]
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[ beeping]
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[ groaning]
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Are you my mommy?
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Negative.
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[ grunting]
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Ooh...
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Welcome, Lord Nibbler.
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Welcome acknowledged.
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I bring with me, the Mighty One.
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[ sniffling]
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Huh...
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At last, our centuries
upon centuries of waiting
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have achieved fruition.
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Aw, aren't you
a fuzzy wittle guy.
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[ purring]
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Stop that!
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Uh, please.
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Your Mightiness.
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Mightiness?
Are you off your nut?
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I just got kidnapped
by a bunch of guinea pigs.
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[ gasping and chattering]
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Does he not know?
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He does not know.
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He knows not?
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Knows not does he.
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Not he knows...
Enough!
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Fry, it is my duty
to inform you
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that the fate of humanity,
the fate of our race...
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indeed, the fate of all that
exists and ever will exist
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rests with you.
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You are the single
most important person
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in the universe.
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[ ominous music plays]
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Oh, snap.
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On this
auspicious occasion
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Let the horn of eternity
cut a thunderous blast.
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[ weak trumpeting]
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[ low rumbling]
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The feast of a thousand beasts
is begun.
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[ chewing and chomping]
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[ burping]
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[ burps]
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You gonna
eat that?
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Maybe later.
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[ rumbling]
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The time has come
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to discuss matters
of the gravest importance.
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Fry, do you remember
some months ago
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when Earth was attacked
by flying brains?
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Hmm...
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I remember
the square-dancing stomachs--
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although that might have been
a Mylanta commercial.
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Wait, the brains.
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I doremember.
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But no one
else does.
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They said
I was crazy.
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On the contrary.
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You remember because
you were the only one immune
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to the brains' mental attack.
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Because I'm so smart?
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[ all laughing]
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Oh, my.
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Anyway, your immunity
is due to the fact
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that you lack
the delta brain wave.
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[ grunting]
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It's a genetic abnormality
which resulted
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when you went back in time
and performed certain actions
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which made you
your own grandfather.
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I did do the nasty
in the past-y.
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Verily.
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And that past-nastification
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is what shields you
from the brains.
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You are the last hope
of the universe.
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So I really am important?
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How I feel when I'm drunk
is correct?
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Yes.
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Except,
the Dave Matthews Band
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doesn't rock.
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NIBBLER:
For a thousand years
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the evil brains have been constructing the "Info-Sphere"
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a giant memory bank
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twice the size
of three ordinary memory banks.
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What's so evil
about that?
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They plan to collect all
the information in the universe
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and store it
within the sphere.
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So they're trying
to learn things?
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Right.
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Those bastards!
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Being brains
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they feel compelled
to know everything.
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And soon they will.
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I'm as mad as I've ever been!
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Once their task is complete
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they will ensure that
no new information arises
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in the only way possible--
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by destroying the universe.
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Now it's personal.
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Your mission is to infiltrate
the Info-Sphere
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and plant
this Quantum Interphase Bomb
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blasting them
into an alternate universe
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from which there is no return.
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Then, outrun the blast
on this Scotty-Puff Jr.
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[ clacking]
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[ discordant calliope music
playing]
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Okay, let's go through this
once more from the start...!
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[ whooshing]
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[ yelps]
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Brains!
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Fear not, Mighty One.
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Your missing brain wave
makes you invisible to them
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so long as you avoid
intense thinking.
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Sorry, what?
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I wasn't paying attention.
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That is most wise.
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Who?
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In a few seconds
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the brains will finish scanning
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the last bits of information
in the universe.
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Beavers mate for life.
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Eleven greater than four.
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For quality carpets, visit
Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse.
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[ beeping]
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Now the Info-Sphere will open
its protective crust
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so as to scan itself
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completing
its thousand-year task.
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NIBBLONIAN:
This is your one chance
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to enter the Sphere.
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Scoot! Scoot now!
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[ revving]
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Whoa...
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[ electrical buzzing]
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[ reverberating purrs]
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[ thuds]
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[ groaning and spitting]
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[ grunting]
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I'm at the input console.
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I'm a little nervous, and
I've got brain in my butt crack.
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Roger.
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Once you press the detonator
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you will have 60 seconds
for an exciting escape.
275
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,481
Hey, wait.
276
00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:25,758
This brain knows everything
about everything, right?
277
00:11:25,826 --> 00:11:27,240
It will soon.
278
00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:29,586
That's why you're supposed
to be setting off a bomb.
279
00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,000
Yeah, yeah.
280
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,517
But I can't pass up a chance
to learn the answers
281
00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:34,033
to the greatest questions
of all time.
282
00:11:34,102 --> 00:11:35,447
[ clears throat]
283
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,688
Is it true that postage stamp
glue is made of...
284
00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,586
Correct. Toad mucus!
285
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,136
[ choking croak]
286
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,481
There's no time for this.
287
00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,551
Activate the bomb.
288
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,000
Wait, wait, wait.
289
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,033
What really killed
the dinosaurs?
290
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:48,413
Me!
291
00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:52,965
COMPUTER:
Unauthorized data access.
292
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:54,379
[ alarm sounding]
293
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,931
[ gasping]
294
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,724
[ discordant calliope music
playing]
295
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,724
[ boing]
296
00:11:58,793 --> 00:11:59,965
Uh-oh.
297
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:04,000
Detecting trace amounts
of mental activity.
298
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:07,172
Possibly a dead weasel
or a cartoon viewer.
299
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,586
[ high-pitched humming]
300
00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:11,551
Ew, gross. Cut it out.
301
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,309
Odd. He is immune
to our psionic attack.
302
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,344
Impossible.
303
00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:16,654
We're an ambitious
young squad
304
00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:17,931
with everything
to prove.
305
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,586
It appears we are in
the presence of the fabled one.
306
00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:25,379
But without his Scotty-Puff Jr.,
he cannot escape.
307
00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:27,379
[ mechanical laughter]
308
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,517
Huh?
309
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:29,793
A Quantum Interface Bomb?
310
00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:31,551
Are you insane
in the membrane?
311
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,136
You got it, Poindexter.
312
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,172
[ beeps]
313
00:12:39,102 --> 00:12:40,344
[ howling]Not good!
314
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:43,620
Detonation in T-minus 60
Earth seconds.
315
00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:46,136
[ alarm sounding]
316
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:47,379
You fool!
317
00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:49,965
You'll be transported
to the other universe with us
318
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:51,654
trapped there
for all eternity!
319
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,000
And we'll form
a tightly-knit clique
320
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,551
that you won't be part of.
321
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,826
Well, at least I did one
important thing with my life.
322
00:12:57,895 --> 00:12:59,931
Leading good
to victory over evil!
323
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,965
Hurray!
Yeah!
324
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,861
Exactly!
325
00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:04,344
The Nibblonians, good?
326
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:07,447
Hah. During your last moments
in this universe
327
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,172
perhaps you should query
328
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,793
our database
329
00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:13,586
concerning the night
of December 31, 1999.
330
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:14,758
The day I got frozen?
331
00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,033
What about it?
332
00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:18,379
No. Uh, uh-uh,
don't ask about that.
333
00:13:18,447 --> 00:13:20,344
It-It would be, uh, boring.
334
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,379
Ah, forget it, then.
335
00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:22,206
Query!
336
00:13:22,274 --> 00:13:24,033
Okay. Sheesh.
337
00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:26,724
What happened to me,
Philip J. Fry
338
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,274
on the night
of December 31, 1999?
339
00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,724
Clarification request.
340
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,067
Are you the Philip J. Fry
from Earth
341
00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:36,344
or the Philip J. Fry from
Hovering Squid World 97-A?
342
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:38,379
Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up.
343
00:13:41,481 --> 00:13:44,309
[ door creaking]
344
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,413
Hello?
345
00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:47,861
Pizza delivery for, uh...
346
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,861
"I.C. Wiener."
347
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,344
Oh, crud.
348
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,931
Ugh, I can't believe
how fat I look.
349
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,586
[ tooting]
350
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,793
Aah, Nibbler's there.
351
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,033
Wait, what?!
352
00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:02,067
[ blowing]
353
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,000
[ Fry yelling]
354
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,102
[ door slams]
355
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,688
[ rapid beeping, single beep]
356
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:08,965
[ electronic hiss]
357
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,688
I... I don't understand.
358
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,895
You made me go
in the freezer tube?
359
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:17,033
Detonation
in T-minus 15 seconds.
360
00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:18,586
You little runts froze me.
361
00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,965
You took away my life.
362
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,102
We can explain.
363
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,240
No, you can't!
364
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,517
Shut your adorable trap!
365
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,861
We had no choice.
366
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,413
You were the only one
who could help us.
367
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:31,206
What is one life, weighed
against the entire universe?
368
00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:32,965
But it was mylife.
369
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,413
[ sniffles]
370
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:37,758
Detonation in two, one...
371
00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,895
Will the owner
of a white Pontiac Firebird...
372
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,724
Oh, never mind. Zero!
373
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,240
[ sucking hiss]
374
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,724
[ whiny blip]
375
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,344
[ reverberating hiss]
376
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,861
Well, here we are.
377
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,931
Trapped for eternity.
378
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,586
We could sing
"American Pie."
379
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,931
Go ahead. I deserve it.
380
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,481
[ sniffles]
381
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:09,413
I wish those stupid raccoons had
never brought me to the future.
382
00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:12,413
I have shocking data relevant
to this conversation!
383
00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:14,136
We don't care,
you dope.
384
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,447
We're in another universe.
385
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:16,895
You're not in charge anymore.
386
00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:19,379
It is possible
for the Philip Fry
387
00:15:19,447 --> 00:15:22,447
to resume his life
on December 31, 1999.
388
00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:24,447
Really?
I can go back in time?
389
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:25,793
[ high-pitched tones whine]
390
00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,793
There is a nexus point
between universes
391
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,586
at the space-time where you
entered the cryogenic tube.
392
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:33,413
You, and only you,
can return there.
393
00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,413
Interesting.
394
00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:36,586
You could stop
the Nibblonian
395
00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:38,724
from pushing you
into the cryogenic tube.
396
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,413
That isinteresting.
397
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,586
Why?
398
00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:44,379
It will be as if you never came
to the future.
399
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:48,309
You will have your life back,
and we will succeed in our plan
400
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,724
to understand and destroy
the universe.
401
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,240
Everybody wins.
402
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,481
The human will be returned
to the past.
403
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,309
Meanwhile...
404
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,758
I love rocket skating.
405
00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,724
But the wait is always so long.
406
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,067
Poor Fry once stood on line
six hours
407
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,586
just to get me a ticket.
408
00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:05,654
Six hours? Pfft.
409
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,654
Sounds like
a real nobody.
410
00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:10,033
But now it's time
for somebody
411
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,274
and some chick he's
with, to go skating.
412
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,758
[ gasps]
413
00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,965
You reserved the whole rink?
414
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,551
Yep. Buzzed ahead
415
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,309
let them know whose
aide was coming by.
416
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,136
The Mayor's, that's whose.
417
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,965
Oh, Chaz!
418
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,586
Mmm...
419
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:30,136
[ romantic music playing]
420
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,000
Mr. Vogel? I thought
we was going skating.
421
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,136
No, we're not important enough.
422
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,793
Everybody
just hold hands
423
00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:43,102
until the bus driver comes back
from his haircut.
424
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:47,000
Aah, let's let those
kids skate with us.
425
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,793
What, seriously?
426
00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:50,309
I'm trying to impress you
with my clout here.
427
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,931
I know,
and it's working.
428
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,965
But think how much
skating would mean
to those kids.
429
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,551
We came here
instead of eating today.
430
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,274
This might be
their only chance
431
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,102
to skate here
their whole lives.
432
00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,688
Who are we to
say they can't?
433
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,067
The Mayor's aide...
434
00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,172
and his badge.
435
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,413
Beat it, kids!
436
00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,550
Come back
when you got connections!
437
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,378
All right, little ones.
438
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,758
Back to the Orphanarium.
439
00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:15,136
You can slide around
the gym in your socks.
440
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,000
What socks?
441
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:21,034
So, am I going
to get lucky tonight, or what?
442
00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,826
[ blubbering]
443
00:17:22,895 --> 00:17:24,826
[ eerie, high-pitched hissing]
444
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:28,103
[ soft crackling]
445
00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:31,964
I hope your calculations
are correct.
446
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,240
Our calculations
are always correct
447
00:17:34,309 --> 00:17:36,067
for we are gigantic brains.
448
00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:37,931
Initiate space-time transfer.
449
00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:41,619
[ grunting]
450
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:44,067
[ moaning]
451
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,792
[ pops]
452
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,758
MAN'S VOICE:
I hereby place an order
453
00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,378
for one cheese pizza.
454
00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:57,931
MAN:
One pie, nothing good on it.
455
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,931
Name?
456
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,034
I, period, C, period, Wiener.
457
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,689
[ ominous music plays]
458
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,000
Uh, talk a little louder.
459
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,344
It sounds like you got
460
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,378
some kind of tiny head on you
or something.
461
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,103
[ door opening]
462
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:18,413
Hello?
463
00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:20,862
Pizza delivery for, uh...
464
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,034
"I.C. Wiener"?
465
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,344
Oh, crud.
466
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:25,309
[ rumbling]
467
00:18:25,378 --> 00:18:26,344
Gotcha!
468
00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:27,448
[ screams]
469
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,413
I don't understand.
470
00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:30,792
Yes, you do.
471
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,172
You came back in time
to knock me into that freezer
472
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,205
and now I came back in time
to stop you.
473
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:36,826
I did not come back in time.
474
00:18:36,895 --> 00:18:38,481
My people lack that ability.
475
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,481
But I know you in the future.
476
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,723
I-I cleaned your poop.
477
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,034
Quite possible.
478
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,275
We live long
and are celebrated poopers.
479
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,103
You will meet me when
I'm a thousand years older.
480
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:51,000
Not if you don't freeze me.
481
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:55,826
Please. Our sages foresee
that in a thousand years
482
00:18:55,895 --> 00:18:59,862
for one moment, the fate of the
universe will depend on you.
483
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,172
Since you will not
live that long
484
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,000
I must freeze you now.
485
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,067
Well, why couldn't you
just ask me?
486
00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,931
We were afraid you would refuse.
487
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,136
Of course not.
488
00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:10,103
I love the future.
489
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,413
[ choking]
490
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,378
Then why are you choking me
right now?!
491
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,378
Because I don't like being used.
492
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,689
Well, now it's your choice.
493
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,275
Is there nothing in the future
worth saving?
494
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:23,000
Mmm... Leela.
495
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,826
But she doesn't think
much of me.
496
00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:28,034
Ah, she must be the Other.
497
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,275
The... wha...?
498
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,862
You must not
give up on her.
499
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:36,136
I am stationed on a distant
world known as Vergon 6
500
00:19:36,205 --> 00:19:38,205
but if you return to the future
501
00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:41,619
I will transfer to Earth
to give you what help I can.
502
00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,448
[ slurps]Ten...
503
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,654
You really think I would've
had a chance with Leela?
504
00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:49,309
You must choose:...seven... six...
505
00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:51,136
the present
or the future.
506
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:54,344
To save yourself
or save Leela.
507
00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,550
...two, one.
508
00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,517
[ tooting]
509
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,172
[ blowing]
510
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,413
[ Fry yelling]
511
00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:01,619
[ door slams]
512
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,136
[ rapid beeping, single beep]
513
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:04,240
[ electronic hiss]
514
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:05,136
Yes!
515
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,067
Here I come, future.
516
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:07,378
Oh, no. Wait!
517
00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:09,964
I'm going to get trapped
in the Info-Sphere again.
518
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,586
Just remember that
Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks...!
519
00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:16,172
[ voice fading]
520
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,723
In a thousand years,
I'll get right on it.
521
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,413
NARRATOR:
And so, a thousand years later
522
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,344
Fry once again infiltrated
the Info-Sphere
523
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,448
and set off his amazing bomb.
524
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,448
Only this time...
525
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,103
[ sucking hiss]
526
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,654
[ whiny blip]
527
00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:34,000
[ heroic music plays]
528
00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:40,000
[ whooshing]
529
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:47,103
Thank you for saving
the universe, Fry.
530
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,240
Here.
531
00:20:48,309 --> 00:20:49,862
Oh, thanks.
532
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,344
If you ever need a savior again,
just ask.
533
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:54,586
[ squeaking]:Oh, we will.
534
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,240
We will.
535
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,067
Man, I can't wait to tell
everyone what happened.
536
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,448
Yes.
537
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:06,000
Incidentally,
I need to remain undercover
538
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,792
so I'm blanking your memory.
539
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,000
[ puff]
540
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,413
Huh. Did everything
just taste purple
541
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,378
for a second?
542
00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:14,654
Oh, well.
543
00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:17,103
Let's go home,
you dumb poop machine.
544
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,550
[ jabbering]
545
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:23,931
Bender, would you do
the honors?
546
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,205
With gusto.
547
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,862
[ burping]
548
00:21:30,826 --> 00:21:32,586
Hey, Leela.
549
00:21:32,654 --> 00:21:34,517
I guess I got
this for you.
550
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,826
Oh. Thank you.
551
00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:38,862
You know what, Fry.
552
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,172
I don't care
if you're not
553
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,517
the most important person
in the universe.
554
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:45,103
It really makes me happy
to see you right now.
555
00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:47,240
Then I amthe most
important person
556
00:21:47,309 --> 00:21:49,136
in the universe.
557
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:55,205
FRY:
Yes!
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