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[ clearing throat]:
For my next trick
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notice I have
nothing up my sleeves
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and nothing in my head.
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So, if my lovely assistant
will kindly supply me
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with an ordinary,
non-fake pitcher of milk...
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Behold-- the milk has vanished.
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Exiled, perhaps,
to another dimension.
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Amazing.
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That's why they call you
Bender the Magnificent.
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No, it isn't.
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Whoa.
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They discovered an intact
20th-century pizzeria
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just like the one
I used to work at.
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Interesting.
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No, wait,
the other thing.
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Tedious.
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Let's go
check it out.
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You can see how I lived
before I met you.
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You lived
before you met me?
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Sure, lots of people did.
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Really?
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[ Bender humming]
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Truly, they were as gods,
who built this place.
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WOMAN:
Next...
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we come
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to the splendidly preserved
wooden pizza paddle.
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[ beeps]
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Scientists theorize
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it was used to gently
discipline the delivery boy.
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FRY:
Wait a second.
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This is Panucci's.
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I used to work in
this exact pizzeria.
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And for your information, lady
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this was not
just used to paddle my butt.
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It was also used to move pizzas
and crush rats.
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I don't know where
you get your facts, sir
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but I am a volunteer housewife
with 45 minutes of orientation
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and a Harlequin romance
about archaeologists.
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Don't wave
your fancy degrees at me.
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I recognize all this stuff.
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Petrified sausages
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old Mr. Vitelli
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and that's...
[ gasping]
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[ buzzer]
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MAN:
Yes?
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Pizza delivery for a Mr...
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Seymour Asses.
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There's no one
by that name here.
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Or anywhere.
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I hope that in time
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you'll realize
what an idiot you've been.
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I wouldn't count on that.
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[ whimpering]
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Aw. Poor little guy.
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You look like
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you haven't eaten in a month.
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Here.
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But if Mr. Panucci asks,
your name is Seymour Asses.
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[ barks]
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I like you, Seymour.
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You're not
constantly judging me
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like all the other dogs.
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Are you?
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Nah.
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We understand each other.
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[ gobbling]
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People think you're just
a dumb mutt who smells bad
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can't find a girlfriend
and has a crummy job.
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But you're keeping it real
and you call no man "mister."
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Well, good-bye.
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Live long and prosper.
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[ whines softly]
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[ barking]
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Blech.
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That's the least appetizing
calzone I've ever seen.
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No, that's my dog
in there.
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It's an outrage,
I say.
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Hey...
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Ow.
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I'm taking him home
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and I'd like to see anyone
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try and stop me. Uh-oh.
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[ grunting]
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And then he was ejected
by the guards.
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Needless to say,
I was mortified.
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Well, it's not right to make
my dead pet an exhibit.
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That's like
digging up Lassie
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and putting her
on display in the Louvre.
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Lassie ison display
in the Louvre.
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I know.
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I was deliberately
describing
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a similar situation.
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Why don't you try
protesting?
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Like those
native Martians.
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Always whining that people
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don't treat their ancestors
bones with respect.
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[ slurping]
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Eh, protesting never works.
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You're right.
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I'll give it a shot.
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GROUP:
What do you want?!
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Fry's dog!
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When do you want it?!
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Fry's dog!
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[ cheering]
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I will now perform
my people's native dance.
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[ "The Hustle" plays]
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♪ Do the Hustle...
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It says here
that this part
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of the Hustle
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implores the gods
to grant a favor
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usually a Trans Am.
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine,
oh-oh... ♪
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[ barks melody]
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine,
whoa-oh... ♪
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That-a-boy, Seymour.
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Right here waiting
for me as always.
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Just like that huge
mushroom in my shower.
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Hey, there's our
little mascot.
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Aw, you've been swimming
in the sewer again?
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You rascal.
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Fry, clean up.
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Seymour, clean up.
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Good dog.
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That's a good Seymour.
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Yo, there's dog fur
on my slice.
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Nah, that's vermicelli.
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No fur in here.
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[ sneezes]
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[ barking]
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FRY:
He's so cute.
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He can do two things
at one time--
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Eat and swim.
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Ooh, three things.
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[ tape deck slows
and distorts "The Hustle"]
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Fry, it's been three days.
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You can't keep boogying
like this.
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You'll come down with a fever
of some sort.
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Mr. Fry
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I'm Dr. Ben Beeler
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the paleontologist who
discovered your dog
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or as some call it,
the Beelersaurus.
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So do I get Seymour back?
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Are you caving
to political pressure?
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No. We're sorry
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but there's just
too much
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that fossil can teach us
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about dogs
from your time.
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His name was Seymour.
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He was once intimate
with the leg
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of a wandering
saxophonist.
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He had wet dog smell,
even when dry.
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And he was not above chasing
the Number 29 bus.
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The 29... interesting.
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That's all I needed.
Ray?
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I'm good.
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Okay, then-- here's
your dog back.
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[ chortling]
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Seymour!
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Lady and gentleman
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how about a hand for my
temporary replacement assistant!
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I was all in this part.
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It's magic.
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You're! Not! Fit! To wear!
Fry's! Leotard!
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Stop!
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Good news, everyone.
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Hooray, he's back!
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And he's looking
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for a garbage can
to put the rock in.
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Here you go, buddy.
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No, actually we've discovered
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that Fry's dog
was fast-fossilized
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preserving its cellular
structure.
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Which means we can clone it.
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Seymour will live again!
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A little land mammal.
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Can you believe it, Bender?
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I'm going to have
my best friend back.
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[ sobbing]
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Why the idiot
convention?
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Ah, Cubert, my precious babe.
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I'm going to attempt
to clone Fry's dog
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using the very same apparatus
I used to clone you.
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Ooh, look.
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There's a smidge
of toe still in here.
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You see, beneath the fossil's
crunchy mineral shell
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there's still a creamy core
of dog nougat.
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So will Seymour remember
how to sing
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"Walking on Sunshine"?
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Amazingly, yes.
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In cases of rapid
fossilization
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I can press
this brain-scan button
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retrieving Seymour's memories
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at the precise instant
of doggy death.
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I'm going to get my puppy back.
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In your face, Grim Reaper!
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Crappy, ineffective reaper.
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I just need to reset
the Clone-o-Mat from human mode
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to dog mode.
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COMPUTER VOICE:
The dog says... [ cow moos]
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Oh-oh, this may take a while.
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You stink, loser!
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Hey, Fry,
pizza going out.
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Come on!
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But I'm celebrating
New Year's Eve.
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Like you got squat
to celebrate.
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You're a delivery boy
this millennium
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and you'll be a delivery boy
next millennium.
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[ Fry sighs]
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[ whimpering]
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What's with Seymour?
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It's like he don't want
you to go
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or he thinks your pants
is too short or something
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which is crazy,
because frankly,
you look fabulous.
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Now get going!
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[ whining]
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I won't be gone long, Seymour.
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Just wait here
till I come back.
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[ whining]
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Hello, pizza delivery for...
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Aw, crud.
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Here's to another
lousy millennium.
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CROWD:
Five... four...
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three... two...
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[ screams]
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What the...?
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[ panting]
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A dog collar for me?
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You shouldn't have.
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That's for Seymour.
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Oh.
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[ squeaking]
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Say, why'd you get me
a subscription
to the Daily Growl?
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That's not a reputable
journal of opinion.
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Oh, that's also
for Seymour.
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I'm getting everything
ready for when he's cloned.
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Are you on the junk, Fry?
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Why are you wasting time
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on a creature
of inferior intelligence?
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Hey, he was smart.
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He could fetch.
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I can fetch.
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He could dig up bones.
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Hello. Charlemagne?
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Plus, I bet he couldn't create
a laser show with his head.
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[ techno music playing]
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Look, Bender,
this has nothing to do with you.
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That's impossible!
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Now, if you'll excuse me
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I'm working
on Seymour's doghouse.
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[ grumbling]
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No one ever asks if Bender
would like to live
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in a tiny little house.
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Not that I would.
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A tiny little house
that says "Bender" on it.
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Ow!
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This is Fry.
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If you're calling
about the used towels for sale
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they're still available
for $45 each.
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[ answering machine beeping]
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Phil, it's your father.
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Where are you?
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You're holding up New Years
brunch.
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Your brother can't wait
any longer.
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Hello, first bologna
of the new millennium.
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[ Seymour barking]
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Ah, here he comes.
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00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,384
That's him and Seymour.
269
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:33,692
Well, that's weird.
270
00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:34,736
Seymour's here, but...
271
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:38,131
Go! Go! Touchdown!
272
00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,437
But where's Philip?
273
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,135
I'm telling you,
the Y2K computer's got him.
274
00:11:42,265 --> 00:11:45,879
We'll face burning roads,
rivers exploding
275
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,794
calculators transformed
into Scud missiles.
276
00:11:48,924 --> 00:11:50,840
There's nothing we can do.
277
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:55,845
[ barks "Walking On Sunshine"]
278
00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:56,846
What's that,
Seymour?
279
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,804
You walking on sunshine?
280
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,850
[ whining]
281
00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:03,374
He's trying to tell us
something.
282
00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:04,811
Maybe he can lead us
to Philip.
283
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,378
Should we
follow him?
284
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,816
To our deaths?
Negatory.
285
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,947
It's the Y2K trying
to lure us
286
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:14,168
into an ambush,
and I ain't buying it.
287
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,604
Pass the bologna.
288
00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:26,745
[ karate yells]
289
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,225
Are you two going
to be done soon?
290
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:31,053
Sorry, but we need to practice
hand-to-hand combat
291
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,274
in case an enemy knocks
the laser guns
292
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:36,058
out of our hands and they slide
way across the room.
293
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,931
Well, could you do it
someplace else?
294
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,540
I'm setting up Seymour's
doggie bed.
295
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:40,933
Okay.
296
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:41,977
Ow!
297
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,025
[ whistling tune]
298
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:48,985
Heel, boy, heel.
299
00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:49,769
Oh, hello, Fry.
300
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,075
I guess I didn't
notice you there.
301
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,034
I'm having such fun
with my new best friend
302
00:12:55,164 --> 00:12:56,297
Robo-Puppy.
303
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,732
That's nice.
304
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,299
I was just out walking him.
305
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:00,866
Yes, you can walk him.
306
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:02,129
Of course, after he goes
307
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,086
you have to refill
the canisters.
308
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,916
Come here, boy.
Pet. Pet. Pet.
309
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,700
Robo-Puppy receiving petting.
310
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,528
Bender, are
you jealous
of Fry's puppy?
311
00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:13,313
That's so adorable.
312
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:17,797
Jealous? Not when I have
the love of Robo-Puppy here.
313
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,798
Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.
314
00:13:19,928 --> 00:13:23,366
Robo-Puppy preparing
to lick cheek.
315
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,326
Robo-Puppy commencing
cheek licking.
316
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,850
Licking in progress.
317
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,677
Licking complete.
318
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,942
Robo-Puppy truly is
robot's best friend, huh?
319
00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,596
There, perfect.
320
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,859
[ fanfare playing]
321
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,860
Good news, everyone.
322
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,558
The Clone-o-Mat is ready!
323
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,822
[ cheering]
324
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,040
Finally.
325
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,173
[ growls]
326
00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:50,264
Robo-Puppy commencing
two hour yipping session.
327
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,134
[ mechanical yipping]
328
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,919
Shut up.
329
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,096
Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!
330
00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:59,273
Robo-Puppy
mistreatment alert!
331
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:05,495
Behold once more,
the mighty Clone-o-Mat.
332
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:09,065
Requiring such vast amounts
of electricity that we must
333
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:13,721
harness the elemental power
of nature itself.
334
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,071
[ thunder crashing][ all gasping]
335
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:17,029
I speak, of course
336
00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:20,903
of molten lava deep within
the Earth's core.
337
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,036
To the subbasement.
338
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,865
[ clanking]
339
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,562
[ grunting]
340
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,350
[ all gasping]
341
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,095
Powering up Clone-o-Mat.
342
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:45,580
Placing fossil on the
plat-clone-o-form.
343
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,015
[ electrical crackling]
344
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,889
Initiating dog brain CAT scan.
345
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,676
Come on, boy,
come back to life.
346
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:59,462
Know ye now what it feels like
to be Dog God.
347
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:03,815
Commencing DNA extraction.
348
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,991
[ high-pitched whirring]
349
00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,818
[ all gasping]
350
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,822
Fry, come on
351
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,562
the talent show.
352
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,000
What? I'm in the middle
of something.
353
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:17,917
But if we don't perform,
in what sense do we have an act?
354
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,005
Bender, enough.
Leave me alone.
355
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:22,572
So that's how it is, huh?
356
00:15:22,703 --> 00:15:24,139
I thought you were my friend
357
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,837
but if you love
your dog so much
358
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,623
maybe you'd rather play fetch.
359
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,844
No!
Oh!
No!
360
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,065
[ screams]
361
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,024
[ evil cackle]
362
00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:40,940
Now I'm all you got.
363
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,293
I hate you!
[ clanking]
364
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:50,123
I hate you, you
evil metal man!
365
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,951
Ow!
366
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,474
So anyway, your dog
is melted.
367
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,953
Now we're friends again.
368
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:55,955
Not necessarily.
369
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,173
For the dog may yet survive.
370
00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,914
May yet? Really?
371
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,003
Indeed.
372
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,831
You see, that fossil
was made of dolomite--
373
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,312
the tough black mineral
that won't cop out
374
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,053
when there's heat all about.
375
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:11,013
By contrast, observe
the lava's effect
376
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,754
on this ice swan.
377
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,759
Of course, that would
have melted
378
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:18,977
even at room temperature.
379
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,849
I just wanted
to get rid of it.
380
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,982
But had it been made of that
righteous mineral dolomite
381
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,462
there's a slim chance
it might have survived.
382
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,465
So Seymour might
still exist?
383
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,466
Perhaps, for
a few minutes.
384
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:32,033
It's dolomite, baby.
385
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:35,298
Then I'm going in after him.
386
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,256
[ grunting]
387
00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:38,475
[ all hollering]
388
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:41,216
He'd come after me.
389
00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:45,004
[ barking]
390
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:05,675
[ whimpers]
391
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,376
[ panting]
392
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,682
[ sniffing]
393
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,125
[ barking]
394
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:28,047
Acting like a moron
won't bring your dog back.
395
00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:29,178
Then all hope
is lost.
396
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:32,224
[ sniffling]
397
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,182
Good-bye, Seymour.
398
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,792
[ sobbing]
399
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:39,144
Please stop
crying, Fry.
400
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,842
Here.
401
00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:43,365
I assumed you
were just
pretending
402
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,585
to love the dog
403
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,413
to toy with
my emotions.
404
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:49,023
Oh, what have I done?!
405
00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,373
You didn't do anything.
406
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,982
Don't beat yourself up.
407
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,288
Fry, I'm sorry.
408
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,204
I should have understood
how someone can love
409
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,295
an inferior creature,
because I love you.
410
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,557
Not in the way
of the ancient Greeks
411
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,951
but the way a robot
loves a human--
412
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,084
a human loves a dog--
413
00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:08,042
and occasionally
a gorilla loves a kitty.
414
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,784
I'm going in.
415
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:11,176
I'm a professor.
416
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,614
Why isn't anyone
listening to me?
417
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,528
You can't go in
because you'll melt.
418
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,792
The fossil only has a chance
because it's made of dolomite.
419
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,403
I'm 40% dolomite.
420
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,146
[ all gasping]
421
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,236
Oh, it's hot.
Oh, it's very hot.
422
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:28,541
[ clanking]
423
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,548
[ barking]
424
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:41,119
Oh, I am one hung-over
cryogenicist.
425
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,772
Just throw that mutt
in the freezer
426
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:44,297
till his owners get here.
427
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,385
You can't solve all your
problems by freezing them, boss.
428
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,605
I think you're forgetting
our motto.
429
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:55,612
Are you the cryogenicist
who called about our son's dog?
430
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,353
You must
be the Frys.
431
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,876
Yeah, he's
right over there.
432
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,269
Sorry we're late.
433
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,142
We all got sick
from eating
bad balogna.
434
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:04,490
Y2K.
435
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,451
What's he so
worked up about?
436
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:12,019
He's just upset 'cause
our boy's missing.
437
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,240
Come on, you overgrown rat,
lead us to Philip.
438
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:17,807
[ whimpering]
439
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,162
Bender's been
down there
too long.
440
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,292
I'm going in
after him.
441
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,861
Professor! Lava! Hot!
442
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,297
This is all my fault.
443
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,691
I let my best friend
risk his life
444
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,736
just to get my dead dog back.
445
00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:34,607
[ sobbing]
446
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,046
[ rumbling]
447
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:40,743
Bender!
448
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,310
And that is why
449
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,401
they call me
Bender the magnificent.
450
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:48,143
Hey, where'd everybody go?
451
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:53,365
Okay, let's clone us some dog.
452
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,148
Yeah!
453
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,628
Very well--
454
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:59,109
let this abomination
unto the Lord begin!
455
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,155
[ high-pitched whirring]
456
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,464
Interesting.
457
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:09,685
It seems Seymour died
at the ripe old age of 15.
458
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:10,773
Fifteen?
459
00:20:10,904 --> 00:20:12,515
You mean, he lived
for 12 more years
460
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,516
after I got frozen?
461
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,734
Indeed.
462
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,563
Stop the cloning.
463
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:17,346
[ both gasp]
464
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:23,439
Oh, sure,
smash the smart guy's machine.
465
00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:24,440
Fry, what's wrong?
466
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,571
Think about it.
467
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,790
Seymour lived a full life
after I was gone.
468
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,794
He probably even added
new songs to his repertoire...
469
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,361
But that's a good thing.
470
00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:34,493
"Walking on Sunshine"
sucks noodles.
471
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,451
I had Seymour till
he was three.
472
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,367
That's when I knew him,
and that's when I loved him.
473
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,023
I'll never forget him...
474
00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:46,593
but he forgot me
a long, long time ago.
475
00:20:54,775 --> 00:21:01,477
♪ If it takes forever
476
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:07,482
♪ I will wait for you
477
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:12,140
♪ For a thousand summers
478
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:16,839
♪ I will wait for you
479
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:21,279
♪ Till you're back beside me
480
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:26,196
♪ Till I'm holding you
481
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,809
♪ Till I hear you sigh
482
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,290
♪ Here in my arms...
483
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,552
Ow!
484
00:21:35,423 --> 00:21:40,429
♪ If it takes forever
485
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:46,957
♪ I will wait for you
486
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:49,394
♪ For a thousand summers
487
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:54,964
♪ I will wait for you...
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