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Hurry up
with the water.
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I'm steaming inside
my own shell, I am.
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It's that hot, it is.
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Man, it's hot.
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How hot is it?
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It's so hot, I poured
McDonald's coffee
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in my lap to cool off.
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[ chuckling]
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Johnny Carson said it.
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[ panting]
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No, Nibbler!
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Don't drink
the pool water.
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It's full
of chlorine.
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Ah.
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[ belching]
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[ coughing]
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[ laughing]
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Lightweights.
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Oh, wait, chlorine.
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Perhaps this movie
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will help take our minds
off the heat.
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Focus.
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[ sobbing]
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[ chuckling]
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You're probably
wondering
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why your ice cream
went away.
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Well, Susie,
the culprit isn't foreigners.
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It's global warming.
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Gwobu wabu?
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Y-yeah.
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Meet Mr. Sunbeam.
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He comes all the way
from the sun to visit Earth.
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Hello, Earth.
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Just popping in
to brighten your day.
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La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la.
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And now,
I'll be on my way.
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Not so fast,
Sunbeam.
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We're greenhouse gases.
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You ain't going nowhere.
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[ grunting]
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Oh, God, it hurts.
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Pretty soon, Earth
is chockfull of sunbeams
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their rotting corpses
heating our atmosphere.
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[ laughing]
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How do we get wid
of the gweenhouse gwases?
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Fortunately, our
handsomest politicians
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came up with a cheap,
last-minute way
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to combat
global warming.
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Ever since 2063, we simply
drop a giant ice cube
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into the ocean
every now and then.
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Just like Daddy puts
in his dwink every morning.
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And then he gets mad.
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Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up
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it takes more and more ice
each time.
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Thus, solving the problem
once and for all.
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But...
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Once and for all!
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Well, we just need one
of those big ice cubes.
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Someone should call the losers
who were supposed to deliver it.
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[ phone ringing]
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Hello?
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President Nixon here.
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I'm hiring you losers
to deliver the ice.
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And hurry up.
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I'm sweating
like J. Edgar Hoover
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trying to squeeze
into a new girdle.
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You heard the good news,
everyone.
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Save the Earth,
et cetera, et cetera.
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Bye.
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Wait, where do we get the ice?
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The whuh?
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Oh, Halley's Comet, of course.
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The only sufficient
source of ice cubes
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that don't have bugs in them.
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Wow, mining a comet.
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That sounds fun.
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Yes, there's no safer occupation
than mining.
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Especially when
you're perched on a snowball
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whipping through space
at a million miles an hour.
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Whoo, whoo, whoo.
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Safe.
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Deploying ice drill.
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Wow, that ice dispenser's
so big, the ice crushes you.
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[ chuckling]
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Yakov Smirnoff said it.
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No he didn't.
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Activating ice drill.
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FRY:
Oh, my God.
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It's out of ice.
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Like some outer space Motel 6.
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[ gasping]
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Completely out of ice?
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This could mean
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the end of the banana daiquiri
as we know it.
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Also life.
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[ heavy breathing]
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With Halley's Comet
out of ice
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Earth is experiencing
the devastating effects
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of sudden, intense
global warming.
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Morbo is pleased
but sticky.
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The scorching heat has melted
the polar ice caps
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causing floods
of Biblical proportion.
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They called me crazy
for building this ark.
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You arecrazy.
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You filled it with
same-sex animal couples.
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Hey, there are parts
of the Bible I like
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and parts I don't like.
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MORBO:
Direct your pity now
to the African turtles
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seen here migrating
to cooler homes in Holland.
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[ sniffling]
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That poor turtle.
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[ sobbing]
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Bender, are you
crying?
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Uh, no, never.
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Morbo wishes
these stalwart nomads
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peace amongst the Dutch tulips.
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I'm sure those windmills
will keep them cool.
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Windmills do not
work that way!
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Good night!
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Well, everybody,
I just saved a turtle.
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What have you done
with your lives?
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You went all the way
to Holland already?
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[ clomping]
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Bender, a turtle
isn't yourself.
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Why do you
care about it?
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Because, I also care deeply
about things
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that remind me of myself.
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Like poor little Shelly here.
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[ sobs]
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What could you possibly
have in common
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with this
walking soup mix?
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For one thing, we both
have a tough outer shell.
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But lead a rich inner life.
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And also... well, you know.
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You're both alcoholic
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whoremongering
chain-smoking gamblers?
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No, it's just...
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neither of us can get up
when we get knocked on our back.
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What?
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I've seen you get up
off your back tons of times.
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Those times
I was slightly on my side.
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Interesting.
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Maybe we should test
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this erectile dysfunction
of yours, Bender.
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Uh, no, that's
not necessary, really.
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I think I hear
my factory recalling me.
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[ shouting]
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[ struggling]
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Oh, that's what I get
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for sharing my
vulnerability with you.
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Calling all scientists,
calling all scientists.
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Be advised, there will be
a worldwide conference
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on global warming
in Kyoto, Japan.
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I've got a degree
in homeopathic medicine.
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You've got
a degree in baloney.
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Professor Farnsworth,
you're a scientist.
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Forget it.
I'm not going.
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I have my reasons.
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Shut up, all of you!
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Strange.
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You haven't acted
this suspicious
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since I found those
"ape" bones in the basement.
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My hip hurts.
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I'm in the middle
of cooking a turkey.
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I have warranty cards
to fill out.
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I am not just making excuses.
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All right, I'll go!
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[ crowd cheering]
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[ screaming]
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Oh, oh, oh, it's
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
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He's looking sharp in a standard
white lab coat and dark slacks.
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His wristwatch is a Casio.
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Thank you all for coming.
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It is my pleasure
to introduce the host
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of the Kyoto
global warming convention.
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The inventor of the environment,
and first Emperor of the Moon
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Al Gore.
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I have ridden
the mighty Moon worm.
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[ cheering]
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Good for him.
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My fellow Earthicans
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as I discuss in my book,
Earth in the Balance
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and the much more popular
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Harry Patter
and the Balance of Earth
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we need to defend our planet
against pollution
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as well as dark wizards.
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Sure, blame the wizards.
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That's why I'm offering
a bag of Moon sapphires
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to the first scientist
who can solve this problem
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once and for all.
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[ oohing]
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Lovely, aren't they?
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Sapphires?
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[ maniacal laughing]
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With those I could open
the Gate of Garesh.
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First up
is Professor Ogden Wernstrom.
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[ applauding]
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Wernstrom!
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[ clearing throat]
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Ladies and gentlemen
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I have placed in orbit
a giant mirror
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that will reflect
40% of the sun's rays
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thus cooling Earth.
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Observe.
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[ panting]
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[ sighing]
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Problem solved.
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[ chuckling]
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[ laughing continues]
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[ clinking]
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[ gasping]
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Whoa.
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That's a little bright.
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[ screaming]
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[ screaming]
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GORE:
All right...
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what else we got?
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Professor, you're
a professor.
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You must have
some ideas.
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Absolutely not.
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I won't speak.
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I've got nothing to hide!
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Our next speaker is Professor...
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I demand the floor!
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Yes, it's your turnto speak.
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Well, nuts to me.
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I'm taking
the stage.
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[ grunting]
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I know the source
of the greenhouse gases.
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But in my shame, I've kept
it secret for 75 long years.
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Oh, it haunts my memories still.
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Professor, no! Don't do it!
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Don't do what?
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Don't use this memory ray
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so I can remember
what happened back then?
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It was October 17th at 1:54 p.m.
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and 14 birds
were flying by the window.
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I was working at
Mom's Friendly Robot Company.
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Back then, you see, robots were slow-moving, stiff
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and a little
on the uptight side.
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Oh, dear.
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Might I favor Master with a
tender kiss on the forehead?
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Oh, I failed again.
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[ beeping]
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Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear.
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PROFESSOR:
The owner of the company
pressured me
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to create a bigger,
sportier robot.
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It wasn't easy
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but by sacrificing fuel
efficiency, I succeeded.
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[ belching]
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What was that?
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A flaming burp.
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Does it always do that?
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It's not always a burp.
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We still have one problem,
though.
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This robot will never
meet emissions standards.
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Crap spackle!
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We'll just call it
a Sport Utility Robot
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and classify it
as a light truck.
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Well...
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I suppose the environment can
take one more for the team.
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What a fool I was!
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If only I had made the effort
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to develop
a cleaner-burning robot.
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But I was tired and in love.
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Take me now,
you stud!
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[ yawning]
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[ moaning]
270
00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:43,481
Oh, this is all my fault!
271
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:44,895
That's awful, Professor.
272
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,793
Especially the making out part.
273
00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:49,240
Yeah. I didn't need
to hear that.
274
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,206
All modern robots descend
275
00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:54,067
from my original
smog-blasting designs
276
00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:57,688
and that's the cause
of global warming today.
277
00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:01,000
Ah, so the robots
are to blame
278
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,724
as I suspected.
279
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:06,758
We are left with
only one possible
course of action...
280
00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:08,344
grim though it be.
281
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,344
I got a good feeling
about this.
282
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,826
We must immediately
and permanently
283
00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:18,240
shut down, dismantle,
and destroy all robots!
284
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,724
Wait. Surely there's a better...
285
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,344
The conference
is over.
286
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:26,688
I must go now
to help collect cans on Jupiter.
287
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,344
Peace out, y'all.
288
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,551
[ jets flaming]
289
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:33,551
CROWD:
Destroy all robots!
290
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,861
Destroy all Robots!
291
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,758
Poor Bender.
292
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,344
Be brave, my friend.
293
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,481
[ whimpering]
294
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,551
Oh.
295
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,172
Come on.
296
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,517
You've got to come out
of your chest sometime.
297
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,586
Would you do it
for a Bender snack?
298
00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:58,033
Aha!
299
00:13:58,102 --> 00:13:59,379
Gotcha!Let me go!
300
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,654
I don't even want
this stupid beer.
301
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:05,033
[ groaning]
302
00:14:05,102 --> 00:14:06,481
Yes!
303
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,481
You tried to trick me
into coming out of my chest
304
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,481
but who has the beer now?
305
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,481
[ chuckles]
306
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,931
[ dot-matrix printer noise]
307
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,172
[ ding]
308
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,379
I've got mail.
309
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:20,793
AMY:
Ooh.
310
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,826
It's a party,
apparently.
311
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,172
Do you like to party?
312
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,688
To boogie down?
313
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:30,620
Well, I'm throwing an all-night
beach rager for my robot pals.
314
00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:33,240
It all goes down this Saturday
315
00:14:33,309 --> 00:14:35,033
on the isolated
Galapagos Islands
316
00:14:35,102 --> 00:14:36,620
where there will no escape...
317
00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:38,620
from the fun!
318
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,688
All robots must attend.
319
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,688
Strange.
320
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,344
Why would Nixon-- an awkward,
uncomfortable man--
321
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,206
suddenly throw a party
322
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:49,654
one of the most social events
imaginable?
323
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:50,758
[ claw snapping]
324
00:14:50,826 --> 00:14:52,206
It's a trap,is why!
325
00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:53,586
They're going
to deactivate all the robots.
326
00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:57,136
I don't hear
any gasping.
327
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,688
We all figured
that out.
328
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,102
Oh.
329
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,654
Well, I'm off.
330
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:02,965
Wait, we can hide you.
331
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,240
We'll pile fruit on you
and claim you're a bowl.
332
00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:06,447
No.
333
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,586
I'm going
to the party.
334
00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:08,965
I won't let you!
335
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,551
Fry, as you know
336
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,240
there are lots of things
I'm willing to kill for.
337
00:15:13,309 --> 00:15:17,102
Jewels, vengeance,
Father O'Malley's weed whacker.
338
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,688
But at long last
339
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,517
I've found something
I'm willing to diefor.
340
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,033
This mindless turtle.
341
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:26,931
Bender, this world isn't good
enough for you.
342
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,274
Not even close.
343
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,931
Good-bye,
everybody!
344
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,172
Don't touch my stuff
after I'm dead!
345
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,379
It's booby-trapped.
346
00:15:36,447 --> 00:15:38,102
♪ Do a little dance ♪
347
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,240
♪ Make a little love ♪
348
00:15:40,309 --> 00:15:42,206
♪ Get down tonight ♪
349
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,895
♪ Get down tonight ♪
350
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:46,895
♪ Do a little dance ♪
351
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,931
♪ Make a little love ♪
352
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,447
♪ Get down tonight ♪
353
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,379
♪ Get down tonight ♪
354
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,379
[ electronics sparking]
355
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,344
[ audience hooting]
356
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,379
Poor guy.
357
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:14,000
Maybe you'd feel better
if I had a drink.
358
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,447
Crummy keg.
359
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,172
It's completely...
360
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,413
Oh, you're a robot.
361
00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:20,861
Don't stop.
362
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:23,136
Attention, happening robots.
363
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:26,344
Who's got what it takes
to party with Nixon?
364
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:29,688
[ cheering and applause]
365
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,931
You fellows enjoy yourselves
for the next two hours
366
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,206
and be sure not
to leave the island
367
00:16:35,274 --> 00:16:37,000
uh, for at least two hours.
368
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,413
I'm going out
to pick up some smokes.
369
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,688
Really good smokes.
370
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,481
Two hours.
371
00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:44,965
[ cheering and applause]
372
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:48,620
Okay, headless body of Agnew,
let's blow this joint.
373
00:16:48,688 --> 00:16:50,724
Bah!
374
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,379
[ whirring]
375
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:01,102
Do you want
to dance?
376
00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:03,102
No, I-I'm not really
in the...
377
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:05,136
You know you
want to.
378
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:07,862
[ metal clanging and groaning]
379
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:10,862
WERNSTROM:
Per your orders,
I modified my mirror
380
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,034
to fire a colossal
electromagnetic pulse
381
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,517
at the Galapagos.
382
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:18,103
Every robot will be instantly
and painfully terminated.
383
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,309
Now, for your part
of the bargain?
384
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,758
Ah, ooh, very well.
385
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:25,517
Agnew, you belong
to Wernstrom now.
386
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,792
[ monstrous growl]
387
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,550
I'll say good-bye now.
388
00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:33,103
There ain't no turtles
where daddy's a-goin'.
389
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,172
Don't tell anybody
390
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,205
but Nixon's about
391
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,240
to shut all the robots off,
and...
392
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:38,448
What?!
393
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,654
[ air raid siren blares]
394
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:40,931
It's a trap.We're going to die.
395
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,931
Oh!
396
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,550
[ groaning and chatter]
397
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:47,067
Nixon's not bringing the smokes.
398
00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:49,136
[ frantic beeping]
399
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:50,309
[ fading beep]
400
00:17:50,378 --> 00:17:53,550
Shut and pay attention
to me, Bender!
401
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,931
[ crowd quieting]
402
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,275
Look, I love life
and its pleasures
403
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:01,862
as much as anyone here
404
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,964
except perhaps you,
Hedonismbot.
405
00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,067
[ gulping]
406
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,240
But we need to be shut off!
407
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:10,481
Especially you, Hedonismbot.
408
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,792
[ British accent]:
I apologize for nothing!
409
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:14,172
We pollute too much!
410
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,586
We're destroying the world
and killing the turtles!
411
00:18:17,654 --> 00:18:19,034
To hell with the turtles.
412
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,931
No one insults the turtles.
413
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,448
[ smacking and groaning]
414
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,481
[ groaning]
415
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,619
Get 'em![ crowd cheering]
416
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:25,619
Why you...
417
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:29,654
[ groaning]
418
00:18:29,723 --> 00:18:31,792
Let the games begin!
419
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,378
[ airy laugh]
420
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:36,103
[ engine landing]
421
00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:40,550
[ panting]
422
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,586
Everyone, listen!
423
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,723
[ crowd murmuring]
424
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:45,964
[ groans]
425
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,103
Damn!
426
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,309
I've devised a way
to save you
427
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,275
and stop global warming
at the same time.
428
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:56,000
Granted, you're
all blasting out
greenhouse gases...
429
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,964
You're one to talk.
430
00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,205
[ groans]:
Ooh!
431
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,240
But we can use those
432
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:03,586
very gases to
save the planet.
433
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:05,344
If you all vent
your exhaust
434
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,205
directly upward
in one burst
435
00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:10,275
it should thrust
the Earth further
from the Sun
436
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:11,826
thus cooling it.
437
00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:13,344
Ooh.[ murmuring]
438
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,758
By my calculations
439
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:18,000
we'll need the full force
of every last robot.
440
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,172
So quickly
441
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,205
everyone point
your exhaust vents
442
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,275
straight upwards.
443
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:26,034
[ metal creaking]
444
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,481
Now, vent.
445
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,481
Vent like the wind!
446
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,000
[ belching]
447
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:38,792
[ tense music playing]
448
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:44,309
Harder! Harder!
449
00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:45,862
Yeah.
450
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,205
[ grunting and belching]
451
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:48,517
Why isn't this
working?
452
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:51,481
Some lazy or polite robot
is holding it in.
453
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,586
[ grunting]
454
00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:55,931
Help! Help!
455
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,654
[ gases roaring]
456
00:19:57,723 --> 00:20:00,205
[ whirring]
457
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,862
[ evil laugh]
458
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:06,586
A billion robot lives are
about to be extinguished!
459
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:09,862
Oh, the Jedis are going
to feel this one!
460
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,481
I'm sorry, buddy.
461
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:15,172
At we'll die
on our backs, helpless.
462
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,344
Huh?
463
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,895
What the hell are you doing?
464
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,758
Hey are you trying
to make me look bad?
465
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:25,240
[ grunting]
466
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,826
[ tense music builds]
467
00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:31,619
Aha!
468
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,826
I'm even greater
than I thought I was.
469
00:20:33,895 --> 00:20:37,172
And now, to fulfill my destiny.
470
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,309
[ gases roaring]
471
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:43,964
Fire!
472
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,448
[ pulse firing]
473
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,758
What the... ?We missed!
474
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:50,136
[ angry groan]
475
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,723
[ birds singing]
476
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:56,240
[ waves crashing]
477
00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:59,067
Professor, for
saving the Earth
478
00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:00,275
and foiling me
479
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,964
I proudly, yet
angrily present you
480
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,448
with Earth's new
highest honor--
481
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:09,481
The Polluting Medal
of Pollution.
482
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,275
[ coughing]
483
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:12,448
Thank you.
484
00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:14,172
I deserve this.
485
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,172
[ cheering and applause]
486
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,792
Hey, Professor
487
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,448
now that the Earth's
orbit is further
488
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:20,481
from the sun
489
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,034
won't that make the year
longer?
490
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:23,172
Why, yes.
491
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,034
One week longer, to be exact.
492
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,205
In that case
493
00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:28,205
I hereby declare it
494
00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,205
Robot Party Week!
495
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,689
[ cheering and applause]
496
00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:37,205
♪ Me mind on fire ♪
497
00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:40,689
♪ Me soul on fire,
feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
498
00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:46,309
♪ Party people all around me ♪
499
00:21:46,378 --> 00:21:47,792
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
500
00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:49,792
[ cheering and coughing]
501
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,964
[ coughing continues]
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