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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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[ Man ] Shatner's log: air date, unknown.
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The impossible has happened.
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It would take days
to recount the events
I've witnessed.
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So, settle in.
It all began--
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Quiet, you! This court-martial
is now in session.
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The honorably sexy
Zapp Branigan residing.
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Bring in the accused.
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- [ All Gasping ]
- Oh, my.
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Philip J. Fry,
you stand accused...
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of traveling to the forbidden
planet Omega 3,
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a crime punishable by 12
concurrent death sentences.
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- Do you understand the charges?
- One beep for "yes,"
two beeps for "no."
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- [ Beeps Once ]
- Yes. So noted.
Do you plead guilty?
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- [ Beeps Twice ]
- Double yes. Guilty!
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I will now
carry out the sentence.
Kif, my gun.
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Wait!
He pled "not guilty."
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Order!
Order in the court!
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Very well then, Mr. Fry.
Please recount the events
that led you to be guilty.
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[ Rapid Beeping ]
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[ Leela ] The professor said he was taking a brief nap, so we only have time for six movies.
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Let's take these
six Jim Carrey movies
and record over them!
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You know what six movies
average out to be really good?
The first six Star Trekmovies!
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- [ All Gasping ]
- Everybody hit the deck!
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Shh!
Those words are forbidden.
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- What words? Star Trek?
- [ Alarm Sounding ]
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Shh!Shut your gills!
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[ Siren Wailing ]That sound. It's
patrol car 718! Hide him!
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♪♪ [ Scatting ]
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[ Rapid Beeping ]
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The court is intrigued.
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Perhaps we could hear more
about these forbidden words...
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from someone with
a sexily seductive voice.
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With pleasure. You see,
the show was banned
after theStar Trek wars.
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You mean the vast migration
of Star Warsfans?
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Uh, no. That was
the Star Warstrek.
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By the 23rd century,
Star Trekfandom...
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had evolved from a loose
association of nerds
with skin problems...
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into a full-blown religion.
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And Scotty beamed them
to the Klingon ship...
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where they would
be no Tribble at all.
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All power
to the engines.
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[ Nichelle Nichols ] As country after country fell under its influence,
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world leaders became threatened by the movement's power.
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And so the Trekkies were executed...
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in the manner most befitting virgins.
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Whoa!He's dead, Jim.
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He's dead, Jim.
He's dead, Jim.
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Finally, the sacred texts were banned.
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[ George Takei ] The last copies of the 79 episodes and six movies...
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were dumped on the forbidden world Omega 3,
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along with that blooper reel where the door doesn't close all the way.
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Thus, Star Trekwas forever
scoured from human memory.
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Another classic
science-fiction show
canceled before its time.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I've never heard
of such a brutal...
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and shocking injustice
that I cared so little about.
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Next witness!Bender the Robot,
please take the stand.
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She's all yours, buddy.
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I'd only met
the defendant, Fry, once,
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but I knew
he was up to no good.
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- Please use the beeps.
- Oh!
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[ Rapid Beeping ]
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Mr. Nimoy! I came as soon
as I heard what happened
centuries ago.
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I can't believe
your show was banned.
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I have absolutely
no idea what
you're talking about.
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[ Clicking, Whirring ]
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You know-- 1966?
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Seventy-nine episodes?
About 30 good ones?
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Oh, really. I've done
too many things to remember
one particular TV series.
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But if-if you want to
discuss my books of poetry--
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Come on! Remember that episode
where you got high on spores
and smacked Kirk around?
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No. Perhaps you're thinking
of my one-man show
about Vincent van Spock.
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I-I-I mean van Gogh.
Damn!
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Aha!
You can't escape it.
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[ Sobbing ]
Oh, you're right.
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I can't.
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Uh--
Geez, don't get upset.
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I mean, okay,
I outwitted you, but--
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No. It's my
fellow cast members.
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Three hundred years ago,
they left Earth behind.
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This planet doesn't
appreciate us anymore, Leonard.
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Bill, you are,
and always shall be,
my friend.
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But I just signed
a six-month lease
on my apartment.
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I can't walk away from
a commitment like that.
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Farewell, my friend.
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Oh!
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[ Sobbing ]
Why did the world turn its back
on our obvious greatness?
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I'm literally
angry with rage!
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Your costars may be gone,
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but we can still get
those episode tapes back
for the whole world to see!
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Come on![ Groans ]
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Yes! Front row!
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You can't go to Omega 3!
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It's forbidden!
I forbid you!
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But we have to! The world
needs Star Trekto give
people hope for the future!
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But it's set 800 years
in the past.
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Yeah! Why is this
so important to you?
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'Cause it--
it taught me so much.
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Like how you should
accept people,
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whether they be black,
white, Klingon,
or even female.
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But most importantly,
when I didn't have
any friends,
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it-it made me feel
like maybe I did.
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Well, that is
touchingly pathetic.
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I guess I can't
let you go alone.
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I'll go too--
with Leonard's permission,
of course.
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We're entering
the Omega system. [ Alarm Sounds ]
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[ Female Voice ]
Warning. You are now
in forbidden space.
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Forbidden, schur-schmidden.
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What are they gonna do,
write a letter?
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Ooh, I'm so scared.
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[ Alarm Sounding ]I've lost control of the ship!
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[ Babbling ]
Lost control of the ship!
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[ Gasps ]Oh, dip!
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Dip, indeed.
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[ Fry ] It's all stuff from that forbidden show.
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So many cardboard sets.
So many memories.
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If only the others-- [ William Shatner ] I guess that's my cue.
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- Bill!
- L-Dog!
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Hey!
This is wonderful!Oh, man.
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I feel like hugging you.Well, I would,
except you have no body.
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And we're both men.
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[ Nimoy ]
Nichelle! George!
Walter!
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DeForrest!
Welshie!
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- Welshie?
- We did some musical reunion
specials in the 2200s.
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But the guy who played Scotty
had trouble yodeling.
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Ever since then,
Welshie has been
a welcome participant...
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in our escapades.
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Aye!
[ Speaking Gibberish ]
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I can't believe it!
How'd you all end up here?
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We were on our way
to Welshie's cousin's house
to stay in the guest room...
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when our ship was pulled down
to this planet and crashed,
just like yours.
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When we woke up,
we had these bodies.
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- Say it in Russian.
- [ Groans ]
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Ven vee voke up,
vee had these wah-dies.
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Eee!
Now say nuclear "wessels"!
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- No!
- We love it here.
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Everything is provided for us,
and we never age.
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Check out these abs.
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Yowza!But who's doing
all this for you?
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You know,
we never thought about it.
We're famous celebrities.
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We're used to
this sort of treatment. [ Male Voice ] It is I!
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- [ All Gasping ]
- Whoa!
What a cheesy effect!
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I'm not an effect!
You doubt my power?
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I do!
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Aye![ All Gasping ]
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[ Maniacal Laughing ]Welshie!
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This court will now hear some
very sensual testimony...
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from this court's ex-lover,
Turanga Leela.
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Go [ Beep ] yourself.
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[ Rapid Beeping ]
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Behold another power,
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different from
the one you saw earlier!
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Hey! A body!
Buff, tan--
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Yeah.
This is mine, all right.
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All right, you gas.
What's the deal?
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Centuries ago,
the videotaped adventures
of the Enterprisecrew...
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rained down upon my planet.
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Over and over
I watched them,
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especially the five
with the energy beings.
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I am Melllvar!
Seer of the Tapes!
Knower of the Episodes!
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Tremble before my encyclopedic
knowledge of Star Trek!
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Tremble? I laugh.
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- Nobody knows more
about Star Trekthan me!
- I beg to differ!
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Long have I waited
for the one who played Spock.
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At last we can begin.
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Cool!
A Star Trekconvention!
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Uh-- Uh, Melllvar?
Can you give us some idea...
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how long
this is going to last?
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- Until time stops.
- What?
- You can't do this!
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Now, we have
a full schedule of events.
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Uh, can people who hate Star Trek
leave?Good question.
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- No. You have to stay
even longer!
- [ Both Grumbling ]
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[ Snoring ]
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Um-- Uh--
Sign it to Melllvar.
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Melllvar has three "L's".
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I think I've done
enough conventions to
know how to spell Melllvar.
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- Say "nerd"!
- Nerd!
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I'm Slim Shady.
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Yes.
I'm the real Shady.
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating.
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So, won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up?
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Please stand up.
Please stand up.
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How can you do
a spoken-word version
of a rap song?
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He found a way.
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For 100 quatloos,
who did the captain maroon
on Ceti Alpha Five?
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Khan!
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[ Bell Dings ]Uh, Khan?
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- Correct!
- My button has broken!
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The trivia contest
is ended. I now
have a surprise.
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You will perform
a fan script...
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written by
the ultimate Trekfan!
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You have my fan script?I meant me! Melllvar's
the ultimate fan!
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Oh. I was confused
because the scoreboard
says something different.
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[ Grumbling ]
Trivia contest over!
Take your scripts!
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We have limited rehearsal time.
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Now, I didn't make enough
copies of the script,
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so George and Walter
will have to share.
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Uh-- You probably don't
want us to see you rehearsing,
or it'll give away the ending.
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That's right!
The ending must not
be ruined!
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- We'll go wait in the ship.
- Okay.
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Not till I get
my 600 quatloos!
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This is wrong.
We shouldn't have
abandoned them there.
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I don't know.
I'm feelin' pretty good
about it.
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I didn't want to leave them
either, Fry. But what
were we supposed to do?
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Well, usually on the show,
someone would come up
with a complicated plan,
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then explain it
with a simple analogy.
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Hmm. If we can reroute
engine power through
the primary weapons...
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and reconfigure them
to Melllvar's frequency,
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that should overload
his electro-quantum structure.
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Like putting too much air
in a balloon!
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Of course!
It's so simple!
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"Alas, my ship,
whom I love
like a woman,
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is... disabled."
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- Oh, Lord.
- "Fascinating, Captain.
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And logical too.
Yet we need some help."
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"Look, Captain.
Melllvar will help us."
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"Captain, I wope he will
welp our vessel."
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- Wessel!
- [ Shuddering ]
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- You're not acting hard enough!
- Melllvar, you have to
respect your actors.
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When I directed Star Trek IV,
I got a magnificent performance
out of Bill...
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because I respected him
so much.
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And when I directed
Star Trek V,
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I got a magnificent performance
out of me because
I respected me so much.
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Okay! I'm done "recafoobelling"
the energy-motron!
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Or whatever!
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Fire!
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"My, what a handsome
energy creature you are.
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I love you."
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[ Screaming ]Hey, you wrote it!
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[ Groans ]
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It's not working!
He's drawing strength
from our weapons!
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Like a balloon, and...
something bad happens!
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00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,256
[ Shouting ]
234
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:46,042
[ Both Screaming ]
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[ Bender ]
Yep.
236
00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,624
So, uh,
how's rehearsal going?
237
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:06,846
Lousy. Here I've been
admiring a bunch of actors,
while you,
238
00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:10,850
a crew of genuine
space heroes, risked
your lives to save them.
239
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,113
Hey, we've done
heroic things too.
240
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,855
Yeah.
In the third season,
I kissed Shatner.
241
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,509
Silence! My whole world
has turned upside down.
242
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,511
I have but one option.
243
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,950
- Keep them and let us go?
- No!
244
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,649
To determine who is more worthy
of my fanatical devotion,
245
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:32,219
I shall pit you against
each other in armed combat...
to the death!
246
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,222
Where'd you get
an idiotic idea like that?
247
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:40,009
Episodes 19, 46,
56 and 77!
248
00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:44,927
Great list.
Except you forgot episode 66.
[ Chuckling ]
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[ Stammering ]
I was getting to that one!
250
00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:49,889
[ Shouting ]
251
00:14:57,808 --> 00:15:00,682
So Melllvar ordered
a battle to the death.
252
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,250
- I assume no one survived?
- [ Sighs ]
253
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:06,121
Can we get on with this?
My foot's getting tired.
254
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,081
[ Beeping ]
255
00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:12,128
This will be your standard
battle to the death.
256
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:15,349
The only weapons--
whatever you can find.
257
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,654
But I warn you.
Do nothing...
258
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,267
until I have signaled
the start of combat.
259
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:24,009
Okay, start.[ All Gasping, Shouting ]
260
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:26,403
[ Wind Howling ]
261
00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:34,106
I don't have much
experience at fighting,
except with you guys.
262
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:37,457
I have an idea.
Wasn't there an episode where
I threw my shoe at the enemy?
263
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:40,677
- You mean Doohan?
- [ Both Chuckling ]
264
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:43,419
Whoever it was,
I did it like this.
Yaah!
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00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:47,120
- Ow!
- My foot's cold.
266
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,861
There. We can
make these into spears.
267
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,605
And we can tie these
caterpillars together to make
bow strings for bows and arrows.
268
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,912
And we can use this machine gun
to shoot them!
269
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,219
Yee-haw!
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00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:06,052
[ Clicking ]
271
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,836
[ Laughing ]
That was fun.
272
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,972
What if I distract them
with my famous fan dance?
273
00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:16,149
Oh, that's good,
good, good, good.
And then, George,
274
00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:19,543
you give them
a karate chop.I find that offensive.
275
00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:24,504
Just because
I'm of Japanese ancestry,
you assume I know karate.
276
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:28,291
Have I ever
led you to believe
I have studied karate?
277
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,990
Well, no.
But you never talk
about yourself.
278
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,644
Maybe if you showed
a little interest.
279
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,647
Well, here goes nothing.
280
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,216
[ Screaming ]
281
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,004
Hello, boys.
282
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:50,573
Whoa!
283
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,011
Hyah![ Shouting ]
284
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,231
Aah![ Gasps ]
285
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,495
- There's no right way
to hit a woman.
- Then do it the wrong way.
286
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:03,022
Fine.
Yeee-oh-ho!
287
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,676
- Is that all you got? Hyah!
- [ Groaning ]
288
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,819
Come on, Walter!Take that!
289
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,606
[ Whooping ][ Groaning ]
It hurts.
290
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,133
Let's see if this
actually works.
[ Grunts ]
291
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,180
Ow! Ow! Ow!Aah! My face!
292
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,095
[ Groans ]
My face too!
293
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,055
May I?
294
00:17:36,184 --> 00:17:38,057
- Hyah!
- [ Groans ]
295
00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:43,497
Excellent.
Excellent.
296
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:47,153
Leela, please.
This is exactly
what Melllvar wants.
297
00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:50,416
We're just pawns in his diabolical game of checkers.
298
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,420
Can't we resolve
our differences
some other way?
299
00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:56,814
Melllvar!
Dinnertime!
300
00:17:56,944 --> 00:18:00,209
Aw, but, Mom!
I'm playin' with
my collectibles!
301
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,733
Now![ Groans ]
302
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:07,215
All this time,
we thought he was
a powerful super-being.
303
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:12,307
- Yet he was just a child.
- He's not a child! He's 34!
304
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:17,226
All right, Koenig!
I've wanted to do this
for years!
305
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:21,143
Bender, wait!
This is our chance to escape
before Melllvar comes back!
306
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:23,840
But we all need
to work together.
307
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:30,457
I love you so much.[ Nimoy Clears Throat ]
Hello.
308
00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:33,547
We've decided
to work together.Yeah, so did they.
309
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,983
Now, how do we escape?
310
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,986
We can't use our ship.
311
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,249
We have life support,
but the engines are wrecked.
312
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:45,124
Ironic, because
our engines work, but our
life support systems don't.
313
00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:49,301
Hey. If your engines work--And your
life support systems work--
314
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,433
Stop! You're just
goin' around in circles!
315
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,828
Think, Fry. Think.
Everyone's depending on you.
316
00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:07,276
We're too heavy!
You guys need to
lose some weight. Fast!
317
00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:13,847
Fish.
318
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,415
Look! Leonard!
We're light enough
to keep the tapes!
319
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:20,028
Isn't that great?I'm living in
a gefilte fish jar.
320
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,250
We did it![ All Cheering ]
321
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,820
[ Melllvar Chuckling Evilly ]
322
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,390
- [ All Shouting ]
- Melllvar's got a spaceship!
323
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,609
Yes!
In mint condition!
324
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,177
And you made me take it
out of the package!
325
00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:48,273
The Nimbus!
We're saved!
326
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:52,278
You're under arrest.
Prepare to be boarded.
327
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:55,063
So I boarded you, huh?
Uh, what happened next?
328
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,282
You started this stupid
court-martial!
329
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,546
Now if you don't mind,
we're still fighting
Melllvar.
330
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,115
[ All Panting ]
331
00:20:10,338 --> 00:20:13,211
- [ All Gasping ]
- One more hit,
and we're done for!
332
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,650
Let's take him out with us.
Do you guys have
a self-destruct code?
333
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:21,220
Like destruct sequence
1-A, 2-B, 3--
334
00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:24,309
Thanks a lot, Takei!
Now everybody knows!
335
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,749
If I can't have the original
cast of Star Trek,
no one will!
336
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,750
Prepare to die!
337
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,797
Wait! If they mean
that much to you,
why do you want to kill them?
338
00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:36,583
Because I-- I--
339
00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:38,801
I don't know what I'd do
without them.
340
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:42,371
Melllvar, you can't
let a TV show
be your whole life.
341
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:45,200
You can do anything you want.
Look at Walter Koenig.
342
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,246
After Star Trek,
he became an actor.
343
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,423
Not just an actor
but a well-rounded person...
344
00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:53,251
with my own friends
and credit cards and keys.
345
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:57,430
Well, I...
guess I could move out
of my parents' basement.
346
00:20:57,559 --> 00:21:00,606
- Maybe get a temp job.
- Whoa, whoa.
One step at a time.
347
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,782
I thank you, Fry.
348
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,567
You know, you and I
are of a kind.
349
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:09,310
In a different reality,
I could have called you...
friend.
350
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:12,270
Episode 10.
"Balance of Terror."
351
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,576
More like episode nine,
loser!
352
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,231
In your face!
Victory is mine!
353
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,320
[ Taunting Laughter ]
354
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,498
I wonder, my friends.
355
00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:25,284
Was he really such
an evil energy gas?
356
00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:27,763
He did give us
eternal youth.
357
00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:29,766
Twenty-four hour
Laundromat.
358
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:33,988
A full assortment of rum,
both spiced and regular.
359
00:21:34,117 --> 00:21:36,250
Truly,
it was a paradise.
360
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:40,429
And all you had
to put up with was one
really annoying Star Trekfan.
361
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,432
Let's get the hell
out of here.
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