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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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♪♪
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Welcome back.
Our next guest...
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has been teaching the world
to cook for over 20 years.
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But apparently,
my wife hasn't been listening.
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[ Audience Laughing ]Oh, funny.
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I will destroy her!
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And now, extend
a formulated greeting
to Master Chef Elzar!
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[ Audience Applauding, Cheering ]
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So, Elzar, what will you
be cooking for Morbo
to devour with his mighty jaws?
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Morbo, I'm gonna
whip you up a nice,
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unnameable horror from beyond,
with mango chutney.
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Pathetic humans,
prepare to write down
the recipe!
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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Hey, what's with
all the pots and pans?
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You building a wife?Part of one.
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Meantime, I'm cooking up
a tasty Sunday brunch
for my best friends.
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[ Whirring ]♪♪ [ Humming ]
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♪♪ [ Humming Continues ]
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Uh, brunch. Right.
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I better warn-- tell--
warn-tell the others.
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Okeydokey.
♪♪ [ Humming ]
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Ooh.Nice.
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Yes, it's a perfect
scale model of
the universe's largest bottle.
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I put a tiny spaceship inside
to keep it from being boring.
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Oh!
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Get! For the last time,
Zoidberg,
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look with your eyes,
not your claws.
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Brace yourselves.
Bender is making us brunch.
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[ All Gasp ]Oh, God, my tract.
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He's so proud
of his awful cooking.
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If we don't eat it,
he'll be crushed.
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All right. Don't panic.
If we can get to the ship,
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we can fly north and hide
under the polar ice caps
for a few weeks.
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Good idea.What's the holdup?
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Fleeing somewhere?
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[ Clears Throat ]
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With you blocking
the only escape route?
Don't be silly.
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In that case, brunch is served.
Let's go.
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Move it out.
Stop crying, Leela.
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[ Leela Crying ]
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Zoidberg, are you coming?
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Sure. Me?
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Because I don't want
you touching that thing.
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I know that.
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Surrender your mysteries
to Zoidberg.
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[ Slurping Sound ]
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Oh!
[ Screams ] [ Glass Shatters ]
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Oh, no!
Professor will hit me.
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But if Zoidberg fixes it,
then perhaps gifts.
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Oh!
[ Screams ]
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[ Groaning ]
Ow. What?
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Oh!
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Today, I've personalized
each of your meals.
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For example, Amy, you're cute,
so I baked you a pony.
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[ Disgusted Groans ]
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Come on! Eat!
I slaved all day
over a filthy stove.
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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[ Groans ]This is terrible!
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Good thing I secretly installed
this wormhole in the table.
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Where does
the other end come out?You know, I'm not quite sure.
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[ Groans ]
Dear me.
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♪♪ [ Humming ][ Dings ]
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The pie is ready. You guys
like swarms of things, right?
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[ Chittering ]
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Casual hello.
It's me, Zoidberg.
Act naturally.
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Ouch. Ouch.
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Oh! Ah! Get off of me. Stop.
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How interesting, Dr. Zoidberg.
Do go on.
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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Hey, check out
the palm tree.
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It only gets sick
when I cook brunch.
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How's that for a coincidence,
Professor,
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with all your precious science?
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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Man, I don't wanna
hurt Bender's feelings,
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but this food actually
tastes better as vomit.
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It's unbearable.
How much do you think it would
cost to get my tongue removed?
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Sobbing Continues ]
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[ Sobbing ]
And this time I mean it!
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[ Siren Wailing ]
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[ Sobbing Continues ]
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[ Squealing ]
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[ Sobbing Continues ]
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Aw, who am I kidding?
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It was stupid of me
to ever dream
of becoming a chef.
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I don't have what it takes,
and nothing can change that!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Then it's settled.
Elzar will teach me to cook.
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Absolutely not!
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But I watch your show.
You owe me.
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I owe you nothing.
For starters,
your antenna's in my crotch.
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Also, I hate you.
And finally,
you can't cook for squat.
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[ Sobbing ]
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What was
the first one again?I hate you.
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- I thought that was number two.
- I knocked it up a notch.
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Bam!
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Oh, I'll never recombobulate
this ship.
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When the professor finds out,
he'll tear me a new cloaca!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Wait. What would
the robot do?
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Frame someone! [ Door Opens ]
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- What up?
- [ Sinister Laughter ]
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[ Water Running ]
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♪ I'm walkin' on sunshine
Hmm-mm-mm ♪
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♪♪ [ Humming ] ♪ Sunshine ♪♪
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♪♪ [ Humming, Gargling ]
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It's over.
My dream of being a chef...
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is deader than the cat
I'm sitting on.
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Gus, old chum, let's give
a friendly welcome
to this new robo.
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- What did you call me?
- A robo. You know,
a robot hobo.
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Oh, okay.
I thought you said "romo."
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No offense intended,
my filthy friend.
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In fact, why not join us
and ride the space rails?
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[ Horn Blaring ]
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Get ready.
We's gonna jump off at
that switching prism up ahead.
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We're going nearly
the speed of light,
so, uh, roll when you land.
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[ All Grunting, Shouting ]
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Ow.
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Welcome to Bumbase Alpha,
the biggest hobo jungle
in the quadrant.
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Eh. I've seen bigger.
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Oh, wait.
I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.
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[ Both Sniffing ]
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Mmm!Mmm!
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Wait. A pie with
hobo-lifting aroma?
Who baked it?
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Helmut Spargle.
He used to be
the greatest chef ever.
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His restaurant
was so high-tone,
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the only way
to get reservations...
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was to create
a parallel universe where
you already had reservations.
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Yep. I once et there
back when I what was a senator.
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Yo, Spargle.
If you're such a great cook,
how'd you end up in this dump?
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[ Sighs ]
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Ages ago, I was the host
of a TV show--
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Down-home Country Kitchen
With Helmut Spargle.
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But one day, the Extreme Soda Company...
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that sponsored the show decided it was too old-fashioned.
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Spargle, you're fired.
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We need a chef who can attract
today's younger,
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more extreme
cooking show viewer.
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Elzar!Get lost, old man!
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Bam!
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Meinsoufflé!
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Elzar had been seduced by
the dark side of cooking--
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cilantro, mango salsa,
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raspberry vinaigrette.
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That twizzler!
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As for me,
I went temporarily insane...
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and wound up here,
making pies out of shoes.
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My story's a lot like yours,
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only more interesting
'cause it involves robots.
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That jerk Elzar ruined my dream
of being a chef too.
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Interesting.
You wish to cook,
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but as a robot,
you have no sense of taste.
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Oh, it's so unfair!
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I have eight other senses,
but I'd trade them all,
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even "smision,"
to be able to taste.
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You don't understand.
Without the distraction
of taste,
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your mind is free to touch
the Zen of pure flavor.
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You could become
the greatest chef ever!
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- I could?
- Yes.
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Just as Beethoven
was a great composer
because he was deaf.
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Or like how Rembrandt
was blind and had wooden hands.
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Bender, hear me well.
I shall train you.
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But first you must forget
everything you know
about cooking.
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[ Whirring ]Done.
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♪ You're the best around ♪
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♪ And nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
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♪ You're the best around ♪
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♪ And nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
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♪ You're the best around ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪[ Grunting ]
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♪ Down ♪
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♪ You're the best around ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
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♪ You're the best around ♪♪Wow.
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That's right, Ricardo.
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A ship in a bottle.
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What's that?
Hang on. I'll look.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Man ] Hola, profesor.
¿Qué pasa?
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I've gathered you all here
in the accusing parlor,
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because one of you
is a miniature shipwrecker.
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[ Gasps ]
I'm acting astonished.
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Certain clues suggest that
the culprit is none other
than our own...
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Philip J. Fry![ All Gasp ]
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- What?
- Oh, it was a brilliant scheme,
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but you made one fatal mistake--
leaving this confession note!
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- Fry, you scoundrel!
- I don't remember any of that.
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But I don't have the wherewithal
to defend myself.
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Then I have no choice but
to charge you the full cost
of the materials-- $10.
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- [ Gasps ]
- There you go.
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What have I done?
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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Your training is complete,
little dessert spoon.
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Now, just as the man who wishes
to be world chess champion...
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must win at least
one game of chess,
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so must you serve
at least one edible meal.
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Succeed,
and I shall reveal to you...
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the age-old secret...
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[ Whispering ]
of perfect flavor.
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[ All Gasping, Murmuring ]Oh, yeah!
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- Slop's on!
- Fine-lookin' eats.
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[ Gulps ]
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It is... acceptable.[ All Cheering ]
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Yahoo! Another thing
I'm great at.
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Wait. Why'd you
stop eating, master?
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Because... my stomach
is about to explode.
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- [ All Gasping ]
- What? My dinner killed you?
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- Aw, man!
- Oh, it hurts.
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But don't lose confidence.
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The important thing
is that you defeat Elzar
after I am gone.
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And using this,
you cannot fail.
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Ooh, a diamond vial
of Mrs. Dash?
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No. It is the essence
of pure flavor.
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A few drops will cause
the inner perfection...
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of any dish to blossom forth.[ Explosion ]
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[ Groans ]
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There goes my...
[ Groans ]
life.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ All Gasp ]I'll avenge you, master.
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I swear, in the presence
of these drunken bums,
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that I shall defeat Elzar!
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Oh, I'm not drunk.
I'm mentally ill.
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But I likes what-what you said.
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Elzar, I'm a walking pile of your unfinished business!
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Why, you--[ Shouts ]
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Helmut Spargle
has a message for you!
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He says, "Ooh, I'm dead."
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Spargle, huh? What'd he do,
bland himself to death?
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No. He was eating
some food I made,
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and by a crazy coincidence
his stomach exploded.
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Now I'm here to avenge him!
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Okay, but it seems like
you're the one who killed him.
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Maybe so,
but you are his sworn enemy.
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I challenge you
to a battle of the chefs!
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- [ Gasps ]
- Scandalous.
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Very well.
We'll meet on the ancient
televised battleground...
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of Kitchen Coliseum.
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Whose ever meal is best
will claim the title
of Iron Cook.
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Iron Cook, eh? I can't lose.
I'm 30% iron.
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You're goin' down!
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Uh, also,
I had a reservation for one,
under "Dr. Bender."
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[ Announcer ] Please welcome the superintendent ofKitchen Coliseum,
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Chairman Koji!
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No robot chef has ever competed here,
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but today, one has barged his way in...
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to challenge for the title of--
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[ Heavy Accent ]
Iron-a Cook-oo-ooh!
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- [ Audience Applauding ]
- Yeah, you show him!
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Let's meet today's
celebrity judges.
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Captain of
the Harlem Globetrotters,
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.
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Konnichiwa,brother.
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TV anchor-monster, Morbo.
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Greetings, pathetic host.
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And a woman who ended a thousand-year galactic war...
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with her apple dandies, Martha Stewart's head.
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The secret is fresh pork.
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[ Announcer ] And now, Chairman Koji will present...
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the theme ingredient to be used in every dish today.
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If it's chicken,
chicken à la King.
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If it's fish, fish à la King.
If it's turkey, fish à la King.
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Soylent Green-ooh!
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[ Announcer ] Soylent Green, a classic ingredient of gourmet cooking.
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And the battle is on!
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Aki, what's Elzar making?
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Well, Hiroke-san,
when I asked him,
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he asked what business
it was of mine...
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and conjectured that
my mother was a prostitute.
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In the English countryside,
many prostitutes decorate
their rooms with festive gourds.
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[ Woman ] Thirty minutes to go.
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[ Grunting ]
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-[ Announcer ] Look at Bender roll that dough!-I've never seen such confident,
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powerful strokes
of the ass.
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- You've never seen mine.
- No, I haven't.
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[ Woman ] Fifteen minutes remaining.
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[ Announcer ] The Iron Cook is bringing in his signature creation--
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a working pastry replica of downtown Venice.
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♪♪ [ Singing In Italian ]
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Commemorative turkey basters.
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Get your commemorative
turkey basters.
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Yo, hook me up.
My turkey is dry,
and I've tried everything.
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All right.
Never mind.
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Oh, the guilt.
The unbearable guilt!
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[ Woman ] Fifteen seconds.
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Bam![ Squeals ]
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Ten seconds.[ Grunting ]
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[ Groaning ]
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Master Spargle,
if you can hear me up there...
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in that ditch where I left you,
this is for you.
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[ Gong Bangs ]
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Time up-ooh!
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[ Announcer ] The Iron Cook Neptunian has gone all out to please the judges.
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He's even garnished the salad with $100 bills.
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Let's see what they think.
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[ Slurps ]
Mmm, Soylent Green
is my kind of people.
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Scrumptious! Morbo will
store this in his sack
for future digestion.
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I'm swimming in
my own soylent waste.
It's a good thing.
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[ Gong Bangs ]
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[ Announcer ] Next up, challenger Bender,
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a student of the legendary Helmut Spargle.
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Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.
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[ Muffled Grunts ]
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Ooh, delicious.
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This food looks kind of funky,
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but it tastes kind of "funk-ay!"
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The challenger's ugly food
has shown us...
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that even hideous things
can be sweet on the inside.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Announcer ] And now, judgment.
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The winner will become the new Iron Cook.
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- The loser is doomed to scrub.
- [ Insects Buzzing ]
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Whose confection will achieve perfection?
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Whose food stuff will be the good stuff?
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Challenger-er Bender-er! [ Gong Bangs ]
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[ All Cheering ]
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That's my robot!
I own him!
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You honor me, Chairman Koji.
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Domo arigato,
Mr. Roboto.
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Chairman-san,
I came here with one goal--
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to humiliate Elzar
in a large stadium.
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- I believe I've done that.
- No question.
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But the true Zen of flavor
is not found in a coliseum.
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It is found in a small kitchen
with friends.
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That is why I decline the title
of Iron Cook,
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and accept only the lesser title
of Zinc Saucier,
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which I just made up.
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Also, it comes with
double prize money.
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[ Cheering ]
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Wait!
Everyone must know!
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I broke the professor's
bottled ship. [ Audience Gasping ]
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And what is worse,
I framed my dearest friend, Fry.
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[ Sobbing ]
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I can never repay him his $10,
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so I must take
the only honorable path,
what with the killing myself.
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[ Shouts ]
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[ Gasping ]
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Here I go already.
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Huh?[ Shouts ]
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That sword cost
5,000 dollar!
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Fry did it.
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
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And that's how I defeated Elzar,
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thanks to Spargle's
magic liquid.
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Yes, we were there.
And we just finished
watching it again on TV.
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Hmm? Let me see
that vial, Bender.
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[ Whirring ][ Gasps ]
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Good Lord!
According to the spectrolizer,
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Spargle's magic ingredient
was water, ordinary water!
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- [ All Gasp ]
- No!
- Ah!
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So the real gift Spargle
gave you was confidence--
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the confidence
to be your best.
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Yes, ordinary water
laced with nothing more...
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than a few spoonfuls of L.S.D.
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The important thing is
by my standards,
I won fair and square.
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Now, who wants brunch,
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cooked with plenty of...
confidence?
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[ Shouts of Affirmation ]
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♪♪ [ Psychedelic Rock ]
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