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[ Man ]
One, two. One, two, three.
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** [ Humming ]
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[ Explosion ]
[ Screaming ]
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- [ Alarm Whooping ]
- [ Leela Gasping ]
Space pirates!
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- Space pirates?
- You know, pirates!
But in space!
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[ Screaming, Gasping ]
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Avast, mateys! Electronically
transfer your space doubloons...
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afore I send thee to
Davy Jarg's locker.
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[ Snoring ]
[ Banging ]
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[ Growling ]
Hey! Keep it down, you kids!
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I'm tryin' to take a nap!
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[ Fry ]
Come on. Come on!
[ Electronic Beeping ]
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[ Video Game Warbling ]
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[ Grumbling ] Make Bender
take a nap in a tube!
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Come back when I've had
some sleep, baby.
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[ Electronic Tweeting,
Cannons Booming ]
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Fry to battle stations!
Fire torpedo number three!
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Firing torpedo number three.
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- [ Banging, Whirring ]
- [ Whimpering ]
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[ Screaming ]
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That's not torpedo three!
That's not torpedo three
at all.
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Damn you, Fry and Lee--
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la!
[ Screaming ]
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Too late I realize that
me children are me only
real treasures.
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Help!
Mechanical man overboard!
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Go after him, Leela!
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It's no use. We were going
full speed when we fired him.
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So he's going even
faster than that!
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You mean, we can
never catch up to him?
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Not even if we rub the engine
with cheetah blood?
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I don't know how
to say this, Fry.
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But Bender is doomed
to drift through space.
Forever.
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[ Sniffling ] He always wanted
to drift forever.
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But through
the American Southwest!
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I'm going too fast!
I've got to lose momentum!
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[ Grunting ]
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Wh-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[ Grunting ]
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Aw, I'm gonna spend eternity
alone, with barely any swag!
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Ooh!
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Hey, universe! Check out
the dude with the Rolex!
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Wow! Ostentatious.
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Except, what good is
a candelabra without--
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Wait! I know!
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** [ Classical ]
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Ah, the pity! Fated to drift
forever through the void
as gravity's plaything.
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Oh, cruel fate,
to be thusly boned!
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Ask not for whom the bone bones,
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it bones for thee!
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** [ Continues ]
The only thing that
keeps me sane...
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is the thought that
I have all eternity...
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in which to perfect my art.
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** [ Discordant ]
Ow!
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** [ Melodic, Then Discordant ]
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Aah! Damn you!
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Doh!
[ Grunts, Groans ]
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[ Metallic Clicking ]
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[ Grunting ]
There!
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Now, when I'm found
in a million years,
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people will know
what the score was.
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[ Clanking ]
Aah! Ooh, they-- Hey!
What's bombarding me?
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Ooh! Gee! Ow!
Oh, no!
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An asteroid field!
If even a pea-sized asteroid...
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were to whiz
through my skull it could--
ow--
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hurt slightly.
[ Grunting ]
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Well, that was fun.
Now, for eons of loneliness.
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[ Small Voices
Chattering ]
Huh?
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[ Servo Motor Buzzing ]
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Fellow Shrimpkins,
behold him that hath taken
us unto his breast!
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- [ Gasping, Chattering ]
- Holy frijoles!
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All bow before
the great Metal Lord!
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Worshippers? This oughta liven
up my endless, tragic voyage!
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[ Laughing Fiendishly ]
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All hail the Metal Lord!
So hailed!
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Mm. Those peewees
think I'm God, huh?
Hard to blame 'em.
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[ Whimpering, Crying ]
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I am the Metal Lord.
Who are you?
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I am called Malachi, Lord.
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It means, um,
"He who really loves
the Metal Lord."
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Listen here, Malachi.
Time for a religious donation.
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- Hand over your wallet!
- But Lord, we are
a poor and simple folk.
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Poor? Aw, crap.
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[ Servos Buzzing ]
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[ Malachi ]
Pity me not, for I am richened
by the love of my family.
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What art thou doing,
Malachi Jr.?
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I'm practicing to hug Daddy
when he gets back from God.
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Mm. Mm!
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Ugh! Gag unto me
with a spoon.
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Malachi? It's high time
I laid down a few commandments.
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You got a chisel?
Take this down.
[ Clears Throat ]
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- Number one--
- Behold, the one commandment.
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[ Bender ]
Make it a double!
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- [ Loud Sniffing ]
- Can you find him, professor?
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No! I'm afraid
the smell-a-scope
isn't powerful enough.
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Bender's odor is so mild,
it's being overpowered
by local sources.
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Hooray! People are
paying attention to me.
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Fry? We brought someone
to cheer you up.
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His name is Helper,
and he's eager to be
your new best friend.
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Hello there, chum!
I understand you miss
your buddy.
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00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,656
Have a pudding pop!
No thanks.
I don't--
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00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:07,160
-Who wants to go
to an amusement park?
-Well, I guess that sounds okay.
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Have a good time.
Hey, I heard your friend
Bender is back.
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- What? Really?
- No. I just thought you would
enjoy that for a moment.
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[ Gears Rattling,
Springs Snapping ]
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** [ Strauss:
"Thus Spake Zarathustra" ]
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[ Dripping ]
[ Gagging ]
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Whoo! Microbrewed.
My guys did all right.
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I think I'll make my countenance
to shine down upon them.
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[ Straining ]
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Malachi, good work!
There's no slowin' down
with the Metal Lord tonight!
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Yes, tonight is
kind of special.
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Wait a second. Did you rip off
your own arm as a joke?
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Nay. Like most
of your followers,
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I was maimed building
the great brewery.
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[ Moaning ]
Others died from the pestilent
fumes it spewed forth.
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00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:07,855
And, of course,
the liquor industry
attracted organized crime.
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00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,524
[ Cars Approaching ]
[ Gasps ]
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[ Machine Guns Firing ]
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Aw, it's all my fault!
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00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,769
Malachi, tell thy people...
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that the Lord is moved
by their plight. [ Sobs ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screams ]
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- [ Grunting ]
- [ All ] Ooh!
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Malachi, Jr.!
No!
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Daddy? I can't hold
much longer.
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My arms are tired
from hugging.
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Save him! Save my son,
oh, Metal Lord!
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00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,539
This looks like
a job for God.
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00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,615
[ Gasping, Chattering ]
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00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:13,485
What the-- Malachi,
what manner of deal is this,
with the chanting?
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They saw you save my son.
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00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,957
Now, everyone is praying
for their own miracles.
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00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,894
[ Sighs ]
Very well.
What do they want?
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00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,630
The people of that village
pray for wealth.
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00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,633
[ Hinge Creaking ]
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[ Villagers Screaming ]
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00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:35,008
[ Uneasy Muttering ]
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[ Nervous Chuckling ]
That was a... practice miracle.
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00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,681
- Who's next?
- [ Praying, Beseeching ]
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00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,851
The farmers pray for sunlight,
so their barley might make
a more refreshing beer...
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for today's
God on the go.
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Very well.
Let there be light!
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[ Heavy Doors Slamming ]
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[ All Cheering ]
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[ Screaming In Pain ]
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- [ Crying ]
- I got it! I got it!
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00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:05,004
[ Wind Roaring ]
[ Screaming ]
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00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:10,543
Um, when you're writin'
the Bible, you might want
to omit that last miracle.
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00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,985
[ Sighs ]
He decided not to let go.
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I can't believe
you're gone.
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I won't! If I can't
reach you physically,
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I'll just have
to try something
desperate and crazy.
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** [ Choir ]
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So that's my story,
Father Changstein el Gamahl.
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00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,408
Is there anything
religion can do
to help me find my friend?
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00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,177
Well, we could join
together in prayer.
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00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:48,181
- Uh-huh. But is there anything
useful we can do?
- No.
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Sure, I hold séance,
channel your friend.
No problem.
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Insert coin.
[ Jingling ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Speaking Robotically ]
I am your friend...
Bonder.
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Bonder?
Is it really you?
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00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:06,499
Yes. I am fine.
Give the gypsy
ten dollars.
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00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,501
Wait a minute.
Bender's name isn't Bonder!
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It's Bender!
You're a fraud!
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00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,006
Look, you want
false hope or not?
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00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,775
Only if you don't have
any real hope.
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Well, there is
perhaps one way.
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Have you heard of
the Monks of Deshuba?
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- I've not heard of them.
- They are an ancient order...
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that believes God
exists somewhere in
the depths of space.
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They have built the universe's
most powerful radio telescope,
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high in the Himalayas,
to search for him.
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00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,798
You think they'd let me use it
to look for Bender?
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What am I, psychic?
I mean-- Yes!
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Yes, I'm-I'm sure
they will. Yes.
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** [ Strauss:
"Blue Danube" ]
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[ Malachi ]
Oh, Metal Lord, hear my prayer!
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Ugh. Yes, Malachi,
what is it this time?
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My Lord, the infidels
on your back no longer
believe in you.
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They say their prayers
go unheeded.
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Of course they're unheeded.
How am I supposed to hear
prayers coming out of my ass?
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They talk of war
against the faithful.
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I beseech thee.
Rise up against them.
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Smite someone
who deserves it
for once.
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[ Sighs ]
Malachi, every time I interfere,
I only make things worse.
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You're best off
solving your own problems.
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- But-But Metal Lord--
- What part of "nay"
"doethn't" thou understand?
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Sir, I'm outfitting
an expedition to a monastery
high in the Himalayas.
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00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,496
I'll need
a long-sleeved coat.
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00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:47,835
Look, I miss Bender almost
half as much as you do,
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but you can't
bring him back this way.
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- It's hopeless.
- You can't give up hope
just because it's hopeless.
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You gotta hope even more.
And cover your ears and go,
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah, blah."
[ Shouting ] I'd also
like a pack mule!
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[ Shouting ]
At once, sir!
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[ Braying ]
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Well, you obviously
won't listen to reason.
200
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,623
So I guess I'll listen
to idiotic-ness
and come with you.
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00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:14,293
But we'll need
a Sherpa to guide us.
[ Man Crying Out ]
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00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:22,568
Now that's one Bible
that doesn't disappoint
on every page.
203
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:26,173
Looks like society's
runnin' pretty well
without my meddling--
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00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,508
[ Engines Roaring ]
D-Doh!
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00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:36,082
Atomic bombs? Oh, no!
Those unbelievers
from my backside...
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00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,351
- must have found
my nuclear pile!
- Fear not, my Lord.
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- We shall be with you soon!
- You're with me now!
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This is the maximum level
of being with me.
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We will solve our own
problems as you commanded.
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00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,163
The time has come
to convert the unbelievers!
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- Convert them?
- To radioactive vapor!
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Aah! Hey-- Aah!
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Look, Daddy.
I'm hugging God.
214
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,682
Mm. Mm.
215
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,884
Maybe if I hug him
real hard,
216
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,053
he'll save us from--
217
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,024
[ Screaming ]
218
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,392
Oh, it tickles!
[ Laughing ]
219
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:23,029
Oh, uh--
[ Continues Laughing ]
Aw, oh.
220
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,136
[ Bender ]
Hello? Is anyone still alive?
221
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,405
How 'bout
in the porno theater?
222
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:38,544
Don't be embarrassed.
[ Gasps ] They're dead.
223
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:42,282
All dead! Who would
have known playing God...
224
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,884
could have such
terrible consequences?
225
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:49,322
[ Sobbing ]
226
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,491
[ Wind Roaring ]
[ Braying ]
227
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,327
Fry! If I drop dead
from exhaustion,
228
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,565
make sure my body freezes
in a dignified position!
229
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,168
None of that "huddled over
for warmth" crap.
230
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,270
[ Grunting, Panting ]
231
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,273
[ Gasping ]
Behold!
232
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,975
The Monastery of Deshuba.
233
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,678
I must leave you now,
for I am not holy enough
to enter.
234
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,614
Okay.
[ Belches, Spits ]
235
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,654
Looks rickety.
We better test it.
236
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,758
[ Slaps ]
[ Brays ]
237
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,828
[ Motor Humming ]
238
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,198
[ Woman's Recorded Voice ]
Welcome to our monastery.
239
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,934
Please stand to one side
to let faster pilgrims by.
240
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,171
[ Tapping ]
241
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,509
[ Crying ]
242
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,280
[ Beeping ]
[ Crying Stops ]
243
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:52,152
Hey! That galaxy's
signaling in binary!
244
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:56,889
I gotta signal back!
But I only know enough binary
to ask where the bathroom is.
245
00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:00,159
- You speak English?
- [ Deep, Male Voice ]
I do now.
246
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,662
Whoa-whoa, whoa!
247
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:06,666
[ Whimpering ]
Oh.
248
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,168
What are you?
Some kind of
galactic computer?
249
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:13,340
Possible.
I am user-friendly,
my good chum.
250
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,509
Who built you?
I have always been.
251
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:20,379
Oh, my God!
Are you... God?
252
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,150
Possible. I do
feel compassion for
all living things--
253
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,721
my good chum.
But why would God
think in binary?
254
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,423
Unless... you're not God,
255
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,427
but the remains of
a computerized space probe...
256
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,864
that collided with God!
That seems probable.
257
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:41,201
[ Motor Grinding ]
258
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,503
[ Electronic Twittering ]
A member of
our brotherhood...
259
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:46,505
sits at these controls
every hour of every day,
260
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,508
scanning the heavens
for God.
261
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,177
[ Buzzing ]
There he is!
262
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,179
No. No, wait. No.
263
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:56,883
- How long have you been at it?
- 700 years.
264
00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,352
We've not yet examined
one ten-millionth of the sky.
265
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,788
But we will go on until
we find the Almighty.
266
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,790
Even if it takes
to the end of time.
267
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,560
- And then what?
- Then, we utter unto him
a short prayer.
268
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,199
You see, the telescope is
also an amplifying transmitter.
269
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,467
Sorta like a giant
karaoke machine?
270
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,470
Not really.
Would you like to see our
giant karaoke machine?
271
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,971
Not really.
272
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,974
Mm. Finding God,
that's important, yeah.
273
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,977
But you know what might be
a treat for everyone?
274
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,279
If you let me use the telescope
to find my lost friend, Bender.
275
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,548
I-I don't know
what to say.
276
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,718
Other than,
"Absolutely not."
277
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,052
Your loss is a tragedy,
but our work--
278
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,388
Ah! Come on!
You guys have forever
to look for God.
279
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,925
All I'm asking is
one measly lifetime
to find my friend!
280
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,461
He speaks out of love
for his friend.
281
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,298
Perhaps that love
in his heart... is God.
282
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,468
Oh, how convenient.
A theory about God...
283
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,737
that doesn't
require looking
through a telescope.
284
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:54,641
- Get back to work!
- That telescope is as much
mine as anybody's.
285
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,109
I'm using it whether you
give me permission or not.
286
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,612
[ Karate Yells ]
287
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,415
Hy-ahh! Your order may be
famous for your martial arts,
288
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,118
but I've never met a holy man
I couldn't clobber!
289
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,922
Actually, we only
practice martial arts as
a form of meditation.
290
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,923
We are a strictly
nonviolent sect.
291
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:15,795
Oh. Then get
in the laundry room,
or I'll kick your butts!
292
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,433
Oh, this is the worst
crazy sect I've ever been in.
293
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,637
[ Bender ]
So, do you know what I'm
gonna do before I do it?
294
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,441
- Yes.
- What if I do
something different?
295
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,810
Then I don't know that.
Cool! Cool.
296
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,813
I bet a lot of people
pray to you, huh?
297
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,349
[ Sighs ] Yes, but there
are so many, asking so much.
298
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,986
After a while, you just
sort of tune it out.
299
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,690
- You know, I was God once.
- Yes, I saw.
300
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,991
You were doing well
until everyone died.
301
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,827
It was awful.
I tried helping them.
302
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:53,566
I tried not helping them.
But in the end, I couldn't
do them any good.
303
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,634
Do you think
what I did was wrong?
304
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,672
Right and wrong are just words.
What matters is what you do.
305
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:03,210
Yeah, I know. That's why
I asked if what I did--
306
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,213
Oh, forget it!
Bender,
being God isn't easy.
307
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,182
If you do too much,
people get dependent on you.
308
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,551
And if you do nothing,
they lose hope.
309
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,554
You have to use
a light touch--
310
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,888
like a safecracker,
or a pickpocket.
311
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,558
Or a guy who burns down
a bar for the insurance money!
312
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,662
Yes, if you make it look
like an electrical thing.
313
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:28,401
When you do things right,
people won't be sure
you've done anything at all.
314
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,104
Does that mean you wouldn't
send me back to Earth?
315
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,775
Even if I prayed to you?
Earth? Which way is that?
316
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,778
I don't know.
317
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,515
[ Fry ]
Bender? Bender!
318
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,584
[ Pounding ]
[ Monk ]
Let us out!
319
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,185
We cooked our shoes
in the dryer and ate them!
320
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,188
Now we're bored!
321
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,190
[ Beeping, Buzzing ]
322
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,792
Hello? Has anyone out there
seen Bender?
323
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,262
[ Gruff Voice ]
No! Quit asking!
324
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,365
Fry, it's been three days.
325
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,532
And even if you stay here
the rest of your life,
326
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,702
there is virtually
no chance of finding him.
327
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,374
- It's time to give up.
- [ Sighs ] You're right.
328
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,108
I'm never gonna see him again.
[ Sniffles ]
329
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,111
I know he was evil.
330
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,646
And on more than
one occasion, he--
331
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,648
he actually
stole my blood!
332
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,751
[ Ball Spins ]
But still--
333
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,820
[ Sobbing ]
I wish I had Bender back!
334
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,790
[ Beeping, Warbling ]
335
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,826
[ Fry's Voice ]
Wish I had Bender back.
336
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,498
- Huh?
- [ Snoring ]
Hey-- What?
337
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,433
- You say something?
- N-No. No.
338
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,337
Well, so long.
Remember what
we talked about.
339
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,473
[ Gasping, Screaming ]
340
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,644
Whoa!
341
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,582
[ Whistling,
Descending In Tone ]
342
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,984
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Screams ]
343
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,322
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
Aah!
344
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,527
Bender!
It's a miracle!
345
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,662
[ Hissing ]
Aah!
346
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:08,099
This is by a wide margin
the least likely thing
that has ever happened.
347
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,470
Guys! You'll never
believe what happened!
348
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,506
First, I was God.
Then I met God.
349
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,541
We climbed a mountain
and locked up some monks!
350
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:19,144
Oh, no! The monks!
We forgot to let them out
of the laundry room!
351
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,681
Aw, do we have to?
I mean, they're monks.
352
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,682
I'm sure their God
will let them out.
353
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,653
Or at least give them
more shoes to eat.
Fat chance!
354
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,887
You can't count on God
for jack!
355
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,890
He pretty much
told me so himself.
356
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,626
Now, come on! If we
don't save those monks,
no one will!
357
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,006
[ Chuckling ]
358
00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:51,978
When you do things right,
people won't be sure
you've done anything at all.
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