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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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♪♪ [ Space Country Riff ]
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- Yes?
- Hi, Dad. It's me
and my coworkers.
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Open up, Leo.
It's Amy and her weirdos.
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Howdy, friends.
Welcome to Mars.
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Thanks so much
for inviting us, Mr. Wong.
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I've never been to
a Mars Day barbecue.
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Oh, Mars Day
much better than Earth Day.
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Dump trash wherever you want.
Big, empty planet.
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Okay, then.
Make yourselves at home.
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Don't mind if I already did.
By the way,
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do you have any more of this
Dom Perignon bubble bath?
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There was only enough
to fill the tub halfway.
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[ Both Grumble ]
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This is quite a large
ranch you have.
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17.9 billion acres.
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We own entire
Western Hemisphere.
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That the best hemisphere.It's the same on Earth.
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[ Clattering ]
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Here is most number one
product of all--
the mighty buggalo.
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They used for everything--
meat, milk, and the shells
make good rowboat.
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I broke your television.
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Mon, it must take forever
to brand all those cattle.
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Not really.
We own so much stuff,
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it easier just to brand
everything that not ours.
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[ Hissing ]Please don't do that.
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Hey! Betsy![ Clattering, Slurping ]
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This is my
sweet little Betsy.
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I raised her from a larvae
that ate one of my sweaters.
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Yes, everybody love Betsy.
We going to eat her
at Amy's wedding--
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if she ever
get married.
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Dad! Gleesh!
Please don't say
things like that...
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when you meet
my boyfriend tonight.
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Ah, that right. We finally
get to spend some time
with this Mr. Kif.
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I just hope he's
a nice man who can make us
lot of grandchildren.
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This not some parallel
universe where you
getting any younger.
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Now, remember, Kif,
the quickest way to a girl's bed
is through her parents.
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Have sex with them
and you're in.Actually, sir,
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I'm-- I'm a little nervous
about meeting her family.
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That's natural. After all,
you're meek and uninteresting.
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Until now, you've gotten by
on my leftover charisma,
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scrounging off it
like a tiny charisma parasite.
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I just hope
they like me.And why wouldn't they?
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Yes, yes, I know--
tiny, meek, uninteresting.
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Spare me your tedious
life story, Kif.
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And above all, have fun.
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[ Chattering ]
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Chicka-dan-dan!
Get on down!
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♪♪ [ Country ]
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Oh, yeah. Drop another
barnyard bomb on us,
Vanilla Corn.
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Yo, fool,
it's Mixmaster Festus.
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[ All Chattering ]
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So what's Mars Day
about, anyway?
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It commemorate the day
centuries ago...
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when our ancestor,
Sir Reginald Wong, bought
Mars from stupid natives.
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How can you call
the native Martians stupid?
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They sell whole planet
for one bead.
Sound stupid to me.
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That is stupid!I can't believe
you're laughing...
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at the tragic exploitation
of a proud,
bead-loving people.
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Lighten up, Leela.
It's funny.
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Of course it is.
But you don't
have to laugh.
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Amy, no! Not on
your parents' planet!
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Howdy, Amy. Glad to see
you've come back
to the country.
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It's where
the flavor is.
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R.J., this is
my boyfriend, Kif.
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This wimp?
You've gone
a long way, baby.
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- Cigarette, pardner?
- Oh, I don't--
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[ Coughing ]
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I haven't even
lit it yet.Oh.
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Is it lit now?Yep.
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- [ Coughing ]
- You're pathetic.
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Host man, host woman,
I'm having a wonderful time.
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You here five hours
and already you tear up couch,
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draw mustache on
priceless painting
and fill pool with brine shrimp.
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Not bad
for a city boy, huh?
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By the way,
I took the liberty
of fertilizing your caviar.
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Um-- Um--
[ Stammering ]
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Just relax. I'm sure
my parents will love you.
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You don't understand.
When I get nervous,
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I can't control
my camouflage reflex.
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Oh, dear. Oh, goodness.
Oh, odds and bodkins.
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I'll have a thorax
and some feelers.
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You want some salad
with that?Yuck!
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Mom, Dad,
you remember Kif.
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This your boyfriend?
I have instant dislike
of him.
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He too scrawny
to father grandchildren.
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He's not scrawny.
He's just small-boned.
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Actually,
I don't have bones.
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I'm supported by a system
of fluid-filled bladders that--
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Yes, yes.
You a big, squishy wuss.
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Amy should be dating
real man-- like him.
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I can be manly too.
I think I'll, uh,
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light up a smoke.
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Wrong way.
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Smooth.
[ Gasping ]
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Look on the bright side.
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My parents left
after you passed out,
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so they didn't even
see you barf.
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Oh, now they'll never think
I'm manly enough
to date their daughter.
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[ Sobbing ]
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It's okay, Kif.
I'll go get you
a tissue from your tote.
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Hey, there, Amy.
Like you to meet
my buddy, Joe.
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Sorry I'm late.
My pool game ran long
at the jazz club.
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[ Chuckling ]
Kids love him.
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Hmm!
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[ Droning ]
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What's that weird sound?
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Dust storm!
Oh, dust storm!
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Everybody into house!
Hurry, before we die!
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And wipe your damn feet!
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[ Clattering ]
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Whew! Everyone okay?
No one considering lawsuit?
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Mmm. I might have
mental anguish.
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I have you know
I'm friends with
every judge on planet.
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- I'm okay, then.
- Storm dying down.
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Leo, check if
buggalo herd is okay.
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[ All Gasping ]Oh!
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What happened to the buggalo?They been rustled
under cover of storm.
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We ruined!No-o-o!
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Don't worry, Daddy.
It'll be okay.
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Oh, really?
Who gonna save us?
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One eye? Lobster mooch?
Drunken garbage can?
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This sounds like
a job for--Lt. Kif Kroker.
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All right, then.
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Hi-ya! Those buggalo
were what made Wong family
so rich and powerful.
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Oh, Inez, with them stolen,
we ruined!Okay, I want a divorce.
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Mom, Dad,
don't ask me to choose!
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They're not your parents,
I'm not your sister...
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and that's not
your golf cart.
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Aw![ Beeping ]
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Everybody just calm down.
Kif promised
he'd catch the rustlers.
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Mrs. Wong, do you have
a neckerchief I could borrow?
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My plan is to take all the remaining buggalo...
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and lead them on
a rough, tough cattle drive.
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Then, when the rustlers attack,
I'll make a citizen's arrest.
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It sounds dangerous.
Someone could get killed.
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Fry, Leela, Bender,
I want you
to go with him.
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[ All Grumbling ]
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Don't worry,
Mr. and Mrs. Wong.
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I'll get your cattle back
or die trying.
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- Hey, we can't lose.
- No, Kif. It's too risky.
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- You don't have to do this
to prove your manliness.
- Oh, yes, he does.
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Here are your mounts.
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- She's got a fine coat.
- Now, we need buggalo
to lure the rustlers.
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How many are left?You're looking at her.
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Betsy's the only one left.
She was curled up in my hamper
when the storm hit.
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Ooh! Oh!
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Aw. She likes you!
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Ooh! Ooh!
Saddle up, men.
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Oh! We got some no-good
rustlers to-- ooh!-- catch.
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♪ We gotta right to pick
a little fight with rustlers ♪
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♪ Somebody wants to
pick a fight with us
he better bite my ass ♪
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Yee-haw!
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Wow, look at that.
Olympus Mons,
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the tallest volcano
in the solar system.
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Where?Right in front of you.
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[ Fry ]
Oh! Oh!
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We'll camp near the top.
The rustlers will be sure
to spot us there.
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Where?
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And even though the computer...
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was off and unplugged,
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an image
stayed on the screen.
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It was...
the Windows logo!
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- Pss! That's not scary.
- It is if you're
a laser printer.
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Okay. My turn
to tell a ghost story.
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- Once there was
this woman driving--
- Hook on the hand!
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- Okay, I've got one.
This family--
- Man in the attic!
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Fine, Mr. Know-it-all-
about-something-finally.
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You tell a story.With pleasure.
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Once, not far from here,
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four people set out
on a cattle drive.
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Robot gets bored and kills
Fry with a hammer!
Sorry, go on.
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And then, while they sat
helplessly around
the campfire,
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a demented, knife-wielding,
escaped-lunatic Libertarian
zombie mutant snuck up and--
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[ Amy ] Surprise![ Screams ]
[ Gasping ]
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- Amy, what are you doing here?
- I forgot to give you something
before you left.
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Oh. What?
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Is that your
camouflage reflex...
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or are you just
happy to see me?
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I love it out here, Amy.
I feel so manly.
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I have a blister.
I-I spit.
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A-And of course,
I tell no one
my feelings.
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But you still
have them, right?Oh, yes,
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but I keep them inside
until I can write them
in my diary.
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Ah. It's
a wonderful night.
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It sure is. I could just
lie here beside you...
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staring at the sky
all night.
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I can't.Ooh!
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Gasps ]
What's that?
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Maybe we just made love.
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The buggalo!
They're in the crater!
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The rustlers must
have seen me coming
and run off scared.
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Oh, Kif,
you're so brave.Shh! They'll hear us!
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Okay, the dynamite's
in place.
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Are you sure there's
no other way to get
the buggalo out?
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Not unless your parents
have thousands of helicopters
at their disposal.
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- Well, actually--
- Too late.
This is more fun.
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Kif, you did it!
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00:12:06,942 --> 00:12:09,206
But how did you know
the dynamite would work?
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00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:12,861
I once took a seminar
in ejecting chickens
from a sand dune.
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The principle's
essentially the same.
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[ Droning ]
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Hey, it's that
"barbecue's over"
sound again.
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Sandstorm!
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[ All Shouting ]
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[ All Grunting ]
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We're in the eye
of the storm!Where?
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[ Buzzing ]What's that?
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Oh, my God!Who are they?
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Feh.We are
the native Martians.
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[ All Gasping ]
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Also, I didn't know
buggalo could fly.
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Only those who revere
Mother Mars
can fly buggalo.
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And only they
shall have buggalo.
And they're us.
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But Your, um,
Martian-ness.
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These buggalo aren't yours.
They belong to
the Wong family.
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You mean family that took
all Martian land and gave us
one lousy bead?
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Uh-huh. Amy Wong.
And you are?Mad at Wong family.
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We plan to ruin them
by stealing buggalo.
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But now we take
girl instead.
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Wait! I'm too rich
to be kidnapped!
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Amy! No-o-o!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Don't worry, Kif.
I'm sure some other...
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beautiful, rich girl
will fall in love
with you.
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[ Laughing ]
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- Hooray!
You bring back cattle!
- Yes, but...
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00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,923
I'm afraid I've got
some bad news as well.
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Let Amy tell us.
That way,
it soften the blow.
231
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:07,193
- Why Amy being so quiet?
- Um-- Well, um--
232
00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:09,196
That is, um-- [ Droning ]
233
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:18,552
Oh, no! Martians kidnap Amy!
234
00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,990
I know it them,
'cause they no use
good grammar.
235
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,731
I'll get your daughter
back, sir. I swear.
236
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,735
Forget it, Squishy.
You the one
lose her in first place.
237
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,649
You done enough.Yeah!
238
00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:31,957
This time we get
most decorated lawman
in the whole universe.
239
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:35,351
You mean-- Oh, no, please.
I beg you. Oh, for the love of--
240
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,876
I am the man
with no name.
241
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,879
Zapp Branigan,
at your service.[ Sighs ]
242
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:44,884
Please, Mr. Branigan,
we need you go get
our daughter back.
243
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,668
Very well.
I'll clean up Kif's mess.
244
00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:49,671
I shall go bargain
with the Martians
personally.
245
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:53,109
- [ Both Gasping ]
- Your gasps intrigue me.
Explain.
246
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,024
Martians have no land.
They've been
gently encouraged...
247
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,767
to live on reservation
deep underground.
248
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,073
No one ever dare
go there.
249
00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:03,250
This mission is
incredibly dangerous.
250
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,339
Someone's sure
to be killed.
251
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,341
Fry, Leela, Bender--
252
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,559
Damn you, old man!
253
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:18,481
Aw, look.
Betsy followed you, Kif.
254
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:23,096
I didn't realize
you were bringing your
girlfriend, Lieutenant.
255
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:27,100
[ Snickering ]Oh. She won't
leave me alone.
256
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:31,017
Did I say "girlfriend"?
She sounds more
like a wife.
257
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,889
[ Wind Gusting ]
258
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,115
[ Branigan ]
Behold, the Great
Stone Face of Mars.
259
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:46,640
- Hmm.
- The only known entrance
to the Martian reservation.
260
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,686
What about the Great
Stone Ass of Mars?
261
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,688
Well, yeah, but it's
way on the other
side of the planet.
262
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:59,087
Noseward, ho!
263
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,921
[ All Grumbling ]
264
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,099
[ Gasping ]
265
00:16:15,712 --> 00:16:20,283
Feh!I am Singing Wind,
Chief of the Martian tribe.
266
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,243
Take me to your leader.
267
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,028
Moving along.
Why you trespass
on our land?
268
00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:29,075
We come to negotiate
the release of Amy Wong.
269
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:33,340
And, just to clarify,
land is the stuff
that has sky over it.
270
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,129
They have such respect
for the planet.
271
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,870
[ Sniffles ]
Cynthia used to
drink Slurm.
272
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,875
We will give back girl
when we get back
planet surface.
273
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,096
How do we even
know she's alive?I'm fine.
274
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:52,227
Shh! You're weakening
our bargaining position.
275
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,664
How about instead,
you give us the girl...
276
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,538
and we carve a bunch
of our presidents
into your sacred mountain.
277
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:01,455
You waste words.
We want return of land
that was taken from us.
278
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,240
Uh, actually,
you traded it for a bead.
279
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,895
Tribe suffer
heap big buyer's remorse.
We want land back.
280
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,028
Chief, my people
are people of law,
281
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,118
and that law is...
no "backsies."
282
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,772
The time for
stupid statements is over.
283
00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:17,731
♪♪ [ Single Note ] [ Droning ]
284
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,038
[ All Droning ]
285
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,824
Ooh, boy.
286
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:34,269
Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow!
My eye!
287
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:47,326
Ma, Pa, our precious ranch!
288
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:50,286
Oof! Ay! Ah!
289
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,288
[ Droning Continues ]
290
00:17:58,163 --> 00:18:00,209
[ Screaming ]
291
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:03,559
Amy, no!
It's too windy!
292
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:09,348
[ Screaming Continues ]
293
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:13,788
Stay calm, dearest.
I'll save you!
294
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,660
Kif!
[ Gasps ]
You're flying Betsy!
295
00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:20,534
Need a lift?
Oh! Oh! Ooh!
296
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:22,839
Great Mother Mars.
297
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,625
He has the gift.
298
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,193
[ Droning Ceases ]
299
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:31,761
[ All Cheering ]
300
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:36,027
Kroker, that was one
Branigan-esque
feat of heroism.
301
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,203
We have misjudged you,
green one.
302
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,292
You fly the buggalo
like us.
303
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,685
You have true reverence
for Mother Mars.
304
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,818
Let there be peace
between us.
305
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:49,258
- Yes. Let us
smoke-um peace pipe.
- Smoke-um?
306
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:56,395
Here. Take.Oh, no, thanks.
I'm on the peace patch.
307
00:18:56,526 --> 00:19:00,616
You must smoke peace pipe
and you must do it peacefully.
Or we'll kill you!
308
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:04,098
Oh, well, it's just, really,
that I don't feel that--
309
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,840
Don't be such
a chicken, Kif.
Teenagers all smoke,
310
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,278
and they seem pretty
on-the-ball.
311
00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:16,198
Yeah!
Yes, sir.Way to suck it!
312
00:19:16,328 --> 00:19:19,201
Hey. I-I'm smoking!
313
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,421
I'm the greatest!
314
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,903
[ All Gasping ]
315
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, monkey trumpets.
316
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,737
You have coughed
at our offer of peace,
so you must die.
317
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:36,609
The very bead used
to crush our dreams...
318
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,654
shall be used
to crush your bones!
319
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,743
Actually,
I don't have bones.
320
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,182
I'm supported by a system
of fluid-filled bladders that--
321
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,184
[ Gasps ]
322
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,317
[ Shuddering ]
323
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,320
[ Fry ] Wait. That's the bead you traded your land for?
324
00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:55,628
It's a gigantic diamond!
That thing must be
worth a fortune!
325
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,153
Really?
326
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,415
Ahh! Whew!
327
00:20:03,462 --> 00:20:05,682
[ Stammering ]
328
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:10,512
Oh, Chief, you've made me
the happiest girl
in the world! Ow!
329
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:14,299
You know, if you still
want your land, we could
just trade back for it.
330
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,303
Hmm. We always thought
bead was worthless.
331
00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:21,349
We assumed our ancestors
were cheated because they
not have concept of ownership.
332
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,788
- So we can have the diamond?
- No. We do have
concept of ownership.
333
00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:30,924
You are free to go.
Sorry about all the rustling
and kidnapping.
334
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,232
- But what about
your sacred land?
- Land, schmand.
335
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,799
We don't want to live
on this planet.
It's a dump.
336
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,367
We'll buy new planet
and act like
it's sacred.
337
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:43,328
With cash like this,
who's going to argue?
Nobody, that's who.
338
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,990
Then Kif flew Betsy,
rescued me from
the tornado,
339
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,992
and made peace
with the Martians.
340
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,560
Please. He too much
of a wimp.Yeah.
341
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,781
I'm sure it was all
Mr. Zapp Branigan here.
342
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,436
Please. You give me
too little credit.
343
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,568
- [ Sighs ]
- Captain Branigan,
344
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,571
you are always welcome here
at Rancho Zoidberg.
345
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,791
[ Yells, Groans ]
346
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,361
Eee! Money doesn't make
good people. No, sirree.
347
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,630
Thanks for saving
my life, Kif.
You're my hero.
348
00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,587
Oh. You're kind.
349
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:29,330
But your parents
still don't like me.Well, "gloviously."
350
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:32,160
But if they liked you,
then I wouldn't.
351
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,249
Don't you know
anything about girls?
352
00:21:35,423 --> 00:21:38,209
[ Rumbling ]
353
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,559
[ Clattering ]
354
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:48,001
"Dear Diary,
355
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,961
I just made love
for the second time."
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