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[ Man ]
One, two!
One, two, three!
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Good news, everyone.
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You all know the orphanarium
where Leela grew up.
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- Sure. We talk about it
all the time.
- Really?
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No. Burn!
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Well done, fellows.
Anyway, said orphanarium...
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has named Leela
"Orphan of the Year."
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- [ All Cheering ]
- Your parents must be so proud.
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- Ooh, sorry.
- And the good news
keeps on coming.
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Behold,
my latest invention.
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[ Beeps ]
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[ All ]
Whoa!
[ Bender ] Neat.
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- [ Straining ]
- [ Beeping ]
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Ta-da! It's
a glow-in-the-dark nose...
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you can wear over
your regular non-glowing nose.
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Observe.
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[ Amy ]
Whoa! "Clool"!
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[ Bender ]
Now I can punch you
in the nose in the dark.
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[ Sneezes ]
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[ Nasal ]
Where'd it go?
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Hey, Professor,
what's all this groop...
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blurking
out of the machine?
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That?
It's, uh, nothing.
Yes, nothing.
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If you think it's anything,
you're a suspicious moron.
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It looks like
toxic waste.
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[ Sniffs ]
And it smells
like toxic waste.
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What does it taste like?
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Delicious fig pudding!
Ooh, that's good.
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But a distinct aftertaste
of toxic waste.
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All right, all right!
So the machine produces
a few toxic by-products.
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You don't have to make
a federal case out of it.
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- I'm afraid I do.
- [ Farnsworth ]
Ooh-ooh!
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I order you to dispose
of that toxic waste properly.
or bribe me.
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Either way,
it'll cost $500.
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Five hundred real dollars?
That's an outrage!
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Professor, I'll
take care of that waste
for $499 and 100 cents.
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Hmm. I know that's a rip,
but I'll pay
for the convenience.
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Do you take credit cards?
Let's find out.
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All right, environment.
You've met your match.
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[ Laughs, Grunts ]
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[ Glass Breaks ]
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[ Bender Grunting ]
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Coughing, Gasping ]
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Hey, get back
in the sewer, weirdie.
No mutants on the surface.
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But he ruined
my wedding dress.
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Honey, that thing was ruined
the minute it went on you.
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That's what
I'm talkin' about.
[ Inhales ]
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You know, it's not easy
being an orphan.
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Not if I have anything
to do with it.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, God!
[ Clears Throat ]
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But today's honoree,
Turanga Leela,
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has really made
something of herself.
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I'll never forget the night
that cute little alien baby
was abandoned on our doorstep.
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Because I have
a photographic memory,
and I remember every night.
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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[ Raining ]
[ Baby Gurgling ]
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[ Gurgling ]
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What the--
An alien language.
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I guess you're an alien.
What a beautiful,
gigantic eye you have--
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Well, come on in.
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[ Warden's Voice ]
From those humble beginnings,
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Leela went on to become
a county certified
starship captain.
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And so it is my pleasure today,
to nail her picture...
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alongside those of our
most distinguished alumni.
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[ Cheering, Applause ]
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Thank you very much.
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Like many of you,
I never knew my parents.
Give me a--
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I don't know if they were
mighty alien overlords,
[ Warden Yells ] That little--
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or simply underpaid
alien janitors,
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who fought crime on the side.
There we are.
Picture's up.
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- It's crooked!
- [ Grumbling ]
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In the end though,
it doesn't matter
who my parents were.
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All that matters
is what I learned here,
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within
these unscalable walls,
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that I had the strength
to make it on my own.
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Just like all of
you kids here today.
[ Cheering ]
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[ Chanting ]
Leela! Leela! Leela!
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Look at me!
I'm Leela!
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Uh-uh, 'cause
I'm Double Leela.
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Whee!
[ Grunts ]
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That's it, Albert.
No more espresso for you.
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Mind if we get a picture of you
with your picture
for the news, ma'am?
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Yes! I mean, no!
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Just make sure you get
my nonchalant side.
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Whoo!
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[ Leela Sniffling,
Sobbing ]
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If those aren't
tears of happiness,
please stop crying.
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It's okay, Fry.
I'm fine.
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I won an award today.
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Is it this room
that's making you sad?
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It's probably the room.
Come on. Let's go
for a walk.
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I'm sorry
you saw that, Fry.
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I usually try to keep
my sadness pent up inside,
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where it can fester quietly
as a mental illness.
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Yeah, I do that
with my stupidness.
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I told a whole crowd today
that being an orphan
made me strong.
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But all I really wanted
was a mom and dad...
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to hold me
and stroke my hair
and tell me they love me.
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Then today's your lucky day,
because I happen to be...
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a holding, stroking,
loving machine, also spanking.
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That's not even close
to what I had in mind.
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Well, anyway, just remember
that people care about you.
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I know.
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Sometimes,
when I'm lonely,
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I look up at the sky,
and I get this feeling...
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that somewhere
on some unknown planet
circling a distant star,
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my parents are up there,
looking down on me.
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[ Truck Beeping ]
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** [ Scatting ]
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Yo, yo, Ba-zender,
what up?
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My dumping business
is booming.
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I just got hired to clean up
the set of Free Willy III.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Bender, cut it out!
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First of all,
the sewer mutants
will be mad.
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Second, everything else
that's horribly wrong
with what you're doing.
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[ Grunts ]
[ Splash ]
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Those stupid mutants
can't do anything.
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You seem to be forgetting
one simple fact.
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Namely, I'm up here,
and they are safely down--
[ Yells ]
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[ All Yelling ]
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[ Crash ]
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What did I do
to deserve this?
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Behold, our once beautiful
mutagenic sewage lake.
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The radioactive waste
you've dumped in it
has made it bright enough...
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to see how ugly
we really are.
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Aah!
Oh, man!
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As if our lives weren't
miserable enough already.
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- Tell me about it.
- Let the punishment commence!
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Punishment?
No fair!
Bender's innocent!
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The instant you touch
these mutateous waters,
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your D.N.A. will be
forever altered,
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turning you into
horrible mutants like us.
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Especially him.
Oh!
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- Allow me to demonstrate.
- [ Pulley Whirring ]
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[ All Gasping, Groaning ]
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[ All ]
Eww!
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Oh!
[ Gags ]
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It's like that time
I peeked in the kitchen
at Imperial Hunan.
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Submerge the prisoners!
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[ Bender Yelling,
Stammering ]
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Wait.
I don't even have D.N.A.
Why am I screaming?
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We're gonna beat you
afterwards.
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[ Bender Yelling, Stammering ]
Oh, God!
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[ Chanting ]
Mutate! Mutate! Mutate!
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[ Gasps ]
Turanga Leela!
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Who said that?
How do you know my real name?
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[ Both Grunting ]
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Whee!
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[ Clamoring ]
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[ All Grunt ]
What happened?
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I don't know.
I think I saved us
somehow.
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Go after them!
The waters can't mutate
us mutants!
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- [ All Yelling ]
- [ Mutants Grunting ]
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[ All Panting ]
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[ Bender ]
Duh, duh, duh!
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[ Mutant ]
They went this way!
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[ Mutants Yelling ]
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Quick! In there!
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Huh?
[ Grunts ]
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[ Fry Grunts, Groans ]
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[ Mutants Clamoring ]
Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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[ Gasps ]
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Great Cheech's ghost!
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What's this junk?
It looks like...
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a time line
of my whole life.
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That's when we saved Earth
from a giant asteroid
of garbage.
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And here's when I dropped out
and bummed around India
for a while.
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And this is just last year
at Space Mardi Gras.
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It's like some kind
of weird Leela museum.
And I'm the Leela.
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Dude, over here.
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It's all the best stuff
I ever flushed
down the toilet.
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Those are some of
my diary pages.
And my screenplay!
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And also, for some reason,
the letter I wrote you
full of my personal feelings.
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Oh, I'm scared!
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My whole life
has just been a show
for some perverted mutant.
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They must be in here.
Yeah, capture them!
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And then Bender ran.
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Leela, freak out later.
We're not done escaping yet.
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[ Both Straining ]
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[ Mutants Yell ]
Got ya.
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Take this! Aah!
Ow!
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This time I'm calling
for the death penalty.
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And not just because
I'm running for reelection
as supreme mutant.
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[ Chanting ]
Four more years!
Four more years!
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Psst.
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
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Oh, very well.
Your attention.
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Instead of being
tortured to death,
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the prisoners shall hereby
be expelled from the sewers...
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and never allowed
to return.
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Oh, cruel fate!
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Can we really never return
to this dank pit of sewage?
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00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,937
Wait a minute.
Why aren't you gonna
kill us anymore?
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Yeah, what are you, chicken?
[ Clucking ]
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Shut up, you two.
We can kill ourselves
when we get home.
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They'll need transportation
to the surface.
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Bring in the airship.
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- Eww!
- We constructed it
from the remnants...
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of old discarded
Macy's Parade balloons--
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00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:32,524
Underdog's groin,
Bart Simpson's left ear
and right shin,
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00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,461
Garfield's owner
Jon's forehead.
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Fire up the sewer gas!
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Fish Sloshing ]
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- [ Metal Clangs ]
- Move it, you ugly normals!
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[ Grunts, Whimpers ]
Whoa!
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Huh?
[ Yelling ]
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I'm getting dizzy.
I can't walk straight.
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** [ Vocalizing ]
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[ Fry Grunting ]
Whoa!
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[ Leela ]
Whoa. Whoa!
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[ Squeaking ]
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Come on, Leela.
You can do it!
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[ Bender ]
Hurry, we're missing
our bus!
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[ Fry ]
Hey, what are you doing?
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[ Bender ]
I'm gettin' on the bus!
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Don't worry.
I'll be fine.
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[ Leela ]
They know something about me.
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And I've got to
find out what.
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[ Bubbling ]
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Blech!
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The lake didn't mutate me.
What is going on here?
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It worked for me.
I used to be a little
blonde girl named Virginia.
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Yech!
[ Splash ]
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[ Gasps ]
Who the hell are you?
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No one.
And watch your language,
young lady!
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- [ Leela Growling ]
- [ Both Gasping ]
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Stop right there!
I don't wanna hurt you.
[ Karate Yell ]
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[ Grunts ]
I didn't want you
to hurt me either.
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00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,336
Leela's going nuts,
and I can't save her...
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unless I learn more
about her mysterious past.
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00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,607
Isn't there anything else
you can tell me?
236
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,110
Nah. Nothing that wouldn't be
a waste of your time.
237
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,613
That's impossible,
because my time
is worthless.
238
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,381
Oh. Well,
then there is one thing.
239
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,219
It's the note I found with Leela
the day she was abandoned.
240
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,956
But it's written in Alienese,
so no one on Earth
can translate it.
241
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,691
Not even Brainzilla.
Hand it over!
242
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,727
Sure. I just wish
I could be more helpful.
243
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,364
Would you like some dirt
on any other orphans?
244
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:28,567
Look. I'm trying to save
someone here. I'll have to
come back for those later.
245
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,405
Can you translate it?
Of course.
246
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,408
But only into
Beta-crypt-three.
247
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,745
A language so complex,
there's even less chance
of understanding it.
248
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,316
I didn't ask for
a completely reasonable excuse.
I asked you to get busy.
249
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,552
Very well.
[ Beeping ]
250
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,255
[ Beeping ]
[ Whirring ]
251
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,224
Isn't that the same machine
that makes noses?
252
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,826
It can do other things.
Why shouldn't it?
253
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,827
[ Straining ]
254
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,332
Of course,
even if it is possible
to analyze the message,
255
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,169
there's no way of knowing
how long it would take.
256
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,940
It could take an hour,
or it could take
a hundred million years.
257
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,942
- [ Bell Dings ]
- Is it done?
258
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,945
Certainly not.
Two dings means it's done.
259
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,182
[ Dings Twice ]
But not like that.
Slightly more rapid.
260
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,183
- [ Dings Twice, Quickly ]
- [ Fry Gasps ]
261
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,624
[ Panting ]
262
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,700
Where did they go?
263
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,437
[ Clattering ]
264
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,006
Good news, Leela.
I landed the contract...
265
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:44,144
to empty all the spittoons
in Little Italy.
[ Grunts ]
266
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,879
[ Yells ]
Eww!
267
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:51,850
[ Snoring ]
[ Bell Dings Twice ]
268
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,953
That's it. It's done.
[ Gasps ]
269
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,956
I can't believe it.
My mind is boggling.
270
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,826
The analysis of the note
is printing out now.
271
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,529
[ Slowly Printing ]
272
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,513
[ Gasps ]
273
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:26,186
[ Baby Crying ]
274
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,688
It's a girl.
My God, she's beautiful.
275
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,158
No extra anythings.
276
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,594
[ Gurgling ]
277
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:38,431
What people skills!
She's completely perfect!
278
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:43,870
In my professional opinion
as an ear, ear, ear,
nose and throat doctor,
279
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,340
she is the least mutated mutant
ever born.
280
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,911
And yet, she's cursed
to live the horrible,
degrading life of a mutant.
281
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,780
Like all of us.
Especially him.
282
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,749
[ Sniffles ]
It's true.
283
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,385
Maybe we can
do better for her.
284
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,022
[ Clanging ]
285
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,461
[ Thunderclap ]
286
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,534
[ Straining ]
287
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,473
[ Baby Leela Gurgling ]
288
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:26,746
I made this bracelet
so that in some small way,
we'll always be with you.
289
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,048
Even when it doesn't
seem like it.
290
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,919
During your entire life,
for example.
[ Kissing Sound ]
291
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,322
You won't pass
for human, cutie.
292
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:39,592
But if my Ph.D.
in Excel-Linguistics
is worth diddly-poop,
293
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,163
this note
should convince them
you're an alien.
294
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,398
And that'll be enough
to give you a real life.
295
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,801
[ Gurgling ]
296
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,339
[ Doorbell Rings ]
297
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,949
She'll never know
we're her parents.
298
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,983
That's our gift
to her.
299
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:09,489
Better we should die than
have her learn the shameful
truth of her origin.
300
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,857
I'm with ya.
301
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,859
I guess you're an alien.
302
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,528
What a beautiful,
gigantic eye you have--
303
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,165
Well, come on in.
304
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,969
[ Both Inhale ]
[ Splash ]
305
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,339
[ Panting ]
306
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,878
- [ Panting ]
- [ Both Panting ]
307
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,455
- Keep quiet
so she doesn't hear us.
- What's there to talk about?
308
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,958
Shh!
Hands up!
[ Both Gasp ]
309
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:49,162
- Tentacles too!
- Don't say anything
stupid, Morris.
310
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,699
What is all this?
Am I a game to you?
311
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,634
Or some kind of even
more boring Truman Show?
312
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,737
Do you believe
I'm your Messiah?
313
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,807
The mutant Dalai Lama?
Stop me if I guess it!
314
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,808
Well, actually, they're--
Morris, shh!
315
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,511
And what about this?
[ Bracelet Jingling ]
316
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,519
Where did you get this bracelet?
Did you steal it from me
when I was a baby?
317
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:17,190
Or from my parents?
You robbed my parents,
didn't you?
318
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,527
I bet you sick mutants
killed them!
319
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:25,096
My parents were confused aliens
lost on Earth,
and you killed them!
320
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,900
Is that it?
Admit it!
321
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,237
Yes, we killed them.
322
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,239
You guessed the truth.
323
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:37,243
Aah! Because of you,
I'll never know my parents!
324
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,246
I'll kill you!
325
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,381
That would be best.
326
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,921
[ Beeping, Whirring ]
327
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,525
[ Fry ]
Stop!
328
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,126
Thanks, Bender.
Don't do it, Leela!
329
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,930
They killed my parents!
Close.
330
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,936
- They are my parents.
- Yes.
331
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,575
I had the professor analyze
the Alienese letter
that was found with you.
332
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,609
- What does it say?
- I dunno.
333
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,813
But the analysis showed
it was printed
on recycled toilet paper.
334
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:18,317
A "squeezably" soft paper
used mainly in the sewers.
335
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:22,054
It says, "Your parents
love you very much."
336
00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:24,056
We still do.
337
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:27,759
So, I'm not an alien?
I'm a mutant?
338
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:31,230
We never wanted you to know.
You deserved a better life.
339
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:35,166
You must despise us.
[ Sobbing ]
340
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,169
You're my parents!
341
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,338
All I've ever wanted
is to know you.
342
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,843
[ Sobbing ]
This is the happiest moment
of my life.
343
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,645
[ All Sobbing ]
344
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,786
Aw!
345
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,327
* When I see you alone
346
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,829
* I see what's in your mind
347
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,964
* You want me
Yes, you do *
348
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,800
* You don't need to tell me
349
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,869
* I know you love me most
350
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,506
* No one else take my place
351
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,642
* You need me
Yes, you do *
352
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,845
* Forever and ever
353
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,115
* When we kiss
I see what's in your heart *
354
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:25,451
* You love me
Yes, you do *
355
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,854
* You don't need to tell me
356
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,122
* I know you love me most
357
00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:32,791
* No one else take my place
358
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,161
* You need me, you do
359
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,631
* Forever and ever
360
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:43,502
* We are baby love child
361
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,973
* I'll take you so high
groovy love child *
362
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:53,045
* Give me a kiss
baby love child *
363
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,080
* Do it again *
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