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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!
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You are one
narrow-minded spaceship,
Planet Express Ship!
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[ Male Voice ] Whoa, whoa!
Why should my tax money
pay for art I find offensive?
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Would you censor the Venus
de Venus...
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just because you can see her
spewers?
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It's filthy! Why not create
a National Endowment for
Strip Clubs while we're at it?
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- Why not indeed!
- Bender! Ship!
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Stop bickering,
or I'm gonna come back there and
change your opinions manually.
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Fine! I'll be in my quarters
appreciating controversial
artworks.
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[ Yelps ]
Oops. Sorry.
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[ Evil Chuckle ]
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Yah! That ship
is so white-bread.
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People, it's Valentine's Day
next week,
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so your beloved company has
gotten you all new uniforms.
[ All Exclaiming ]
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"Clool"!
Clothing!
Delicious clothing!
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We'll need to look our best
if we're to get the account...
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of our new potential customer--
Romanticorp.
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Romanticorp?
Are they a corporation
that makes romantic stuff?
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Very good, Amy.
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Everyone suit up.
We're off to the most
romantic city on earth.
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[ Hatch ]
[ Kissing Sound ]
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Remember, we've
got to show these people...
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we're not bitter husks
of human beings...
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who long ago abandoned hope
of finding love
in this lifetime.
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Leela, you'll have to do
some acting.
Check.
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Welcome!
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Oh, I'm just so excited!
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[ Kissing Sound ]
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I'm Sheldon, and this is
my chief financial officer,
Gwen.
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For 30 years,
we've shared the adventure
of managing Romanticorp.
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Not to mention
the adventure of marriage.
[ Chuckling ]
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[ Chuckles ]
[ Kissing Sound ]
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Oh, you have got
to be kidding.
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[ Electricity Buzzes ]
Ow! I-- I mean--
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Ah! That's so sweet.
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[ Electricity Buzzes ]
Aah! I mean,
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[ Baby Talk ]
Ah! That's so sweet.
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[ Farnsworth ] You know,
romance is an important
part of our work too.
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Right, everyone?
[ All, Unenthusiastic ]
Yeah. Sure.
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Do any of you
collect Lovey Bears?
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I do!
Kif's given me dozens.
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Is it true
what the ad says,
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that you kiss them together
out of blankie cloth
and magic buttons?
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No.
It's actually cheaper to
genetically engineer real ones.
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[ Bears Giggling, Cooing ]
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[ Sheldon ] They frolic
in the Lovey Forest
until their first birthday.
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Then we choose
the cuddly-uddliest ones...
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and stuff them full
of fire-retardant
love fluff.
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[ Cooing, Baby Talk ]
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So cute!
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Knowing
which pickup lines fizzle
and which ones sizzle...
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keeps us on the cutting edge
of flirtation technology.
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Is heaven missing an angel?
'Cause you've got nice cans.
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My two favorite things
are commitment
and changing myself.
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** [ Romantic ]
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[ Sighing, Cooing ]
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Does that dummy
have a brother?
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And now,
friends and lovers,
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we come to the heart
our operation.
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Pun definitely intended.
[ Chuckling ]
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Bored Sigh ]
Oh!
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- Impressive.
- My family has been making
these hearts since the 1900s.
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Tastes may have changed,
but our secret recipe
sure hasn't.
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[ Rumbling ]
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Whoa! Letters like "U" and "R"
can mean words
like "you" and "are."
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- Here, Leela. You are too cute.
- Perhaps. What's your point?
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I've never been able
to put into words
how I feel about you.
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But somewhere among
these trillions of hearts,
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those words
must already exist,
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and I'm gonna find them.
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[ Muffled Grunting ]
[ Shotgun Blasts ]
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[ Giggling ]
[ Shotgun Blasts Continue ]
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[ Yelps, Groaning ]
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So, do we have
the contract?
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[ Farnsworth ]
With that big
new Romanticorp contract,
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I've been able to make
those government-mandated
upgrades...
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you've all been
suing me about.
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Ooh, look.
You taped up the cracks
in the dark-matter reactor.
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00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:06,339
And you got a cage
for the lion.
[ Lion Snarls ]
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* If you want
to call me, baby **
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00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,512
Hey, who's been
messin' with the radio?
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This isn't alternative rock.
It's college rock.
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Oh, it must have been the new,
improved ship's personality
software I installed.
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Yeah, it was me.
It's a cute song.
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Listen, Ship!
No one changes my stations!
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I hope you have
a good mechanic.
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It even comes
with an adjustable voice.
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[ Male Voice Fading Out ]
We each get one
of the four buttons.
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[ Female Voice Fading In ]
Remember, Bender?
That was the deal.
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[ Coquettish Laughter ]
What?
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Did you just say--
[ Imitating Ship's Laugh ]
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If you don't like the stations,
you could just
play with my buttons...
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till you find something
we both enjoy.
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- [ "Come Hither" Growl ]
- Oh, gosh!
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That came out all wrong.
Too late, baby.
You said it.
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So, what'll it be--
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my place or you?
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00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,531
Before we deliver these hearts,
I'm gonna find the one...
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that sums up
my feelings for you.
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"I love you."
Mm. Too conventional.
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"You're my man."
Ooh! So close.
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I'm not impressed
by a guy's message, Fry.
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I'm impressed
by the guy...
or not.
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[ Loud Crash ]
[ Both Yell ]
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- What was that?
- Maybe we hit a space cow.
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[ Loud Rumbling ]
Coochie, coochie!
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[ Giggling ]
Stop it.
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You're mussing up
my trajectory.
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You know you love it,
sugar engine.
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No!
[ Giggling ]
[ Bells Ding ]
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[ Leela ]
Bender!
[ Yelps ]
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What's going on
in here?
[ Gasps ]
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Planet Express Ship!
Cover your shame.
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Oh! It-It's not
what it looks like.
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Bender was just helping me
zip up my turbine.
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Wow, Bender.
Are you and the ship
an item?
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I mean, I know
you're both items, but--
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How can you date a ship,
anyway?
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It'd be like me dating
a really fat lady
and living inside her,
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and she'd be all, like--
[ Buzzing, Whistling ]
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Fry, in order for me
to get busy
at maximum efficiency,
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I need a girl with a big
400-ton bootie.
[ Pounding Echoes ]
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Bender, dating your coworker
and primary mode
of transportation...
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is immoral, illogical
and a violation of interstellar
shipping statute 437-B.
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That's what makes it
so nasty.
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[ Giggles, Moans ]
[ Moans, Giggles ]
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Still, given the chance,
I'd give in to urges
far more shocking.
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[ Both Moaning ]
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[ Bender's Voice ]
* Daisy, Daisy
[ Pop ]
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* Give me your answer, do
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* I'm half-crazy
[ Grunts ]
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* All for the love of you
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* It won't be
a stylish marriage *
[ Grunts ]
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* I can't afford a carriage
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* But you'll look sweet
upon the seat *
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00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:05,218
* Of a bicycle built for two *
137
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,564
Well, I'm sick of her.
The ship? But you
just started dating.
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With my mighty robot powers,
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I can get sick of things
much quicker
than you humans.
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00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:26,406
Well, just remember we all
still have to work together,
so try and let her down easy.
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In due time, Leela.
But for now,
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I'll just resume
dating cheap floozies
on the side.
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You have much
to teach us.
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[ Scoffs ]
Doesn't it bother you
even a little...
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to be taking advantage
of your girlfriend's trust?
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh, wait, you're serious.
Let me laugh even harder.
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[ Laughing Harder ]
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[ Sound Of Tires Screeching,
Door Slams ]
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[ Female Robots
Giggling ]
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Well, what's it like
being a lawyer
for the mayor's office...
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and also the world's
strongest millionaire?
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Well, baby, for starters,
you need to be honest
all the time.
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00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,476
Good evening, Bender.
And to your lady friends,
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may I say, "Bam!"
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[ Giggling ]
Oh!
You know Elzar?
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00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,724
- [ Giggling ]
- Hmm.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Continues Snoring ]
[ Doorbell Rings ]
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[ Snorts ]
Huh?
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[ Yawns ]
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Planet Express Ship?
Is that you?
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[ Ship ]
Oh. Hi, Fry.
Is Bender home?
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[ Stammering ]
Uh, no. Um, I think
he's at his parents.
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Oh, I see.
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He didn't fly there
in another spaceship,
did he?
167
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:45,351
Bender? No.
He's an old-fashioned,
one-spaceship robot.
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00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:48,254
Look, I'll tell him
you stopped by, okay?
Okay.
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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Oh. Hi, Fry.
Is he home now?
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[ Goats Bleating ]
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[ All Howling ]
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00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,811
[ Ship ] Of all the zoos
we've been to today,
I like this one the best.
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00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,880
Bender, which is your favorite
nocturnal rat?
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00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,015
Eh, they're all
pretty unimpressive.
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Oh, honey, look!
The tapirs!
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[ Both Grunting ]
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[ Sighs ]
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00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,960
It says here the babies
lose their pajama-like coat
after their first year.
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00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,961
Isn't that interesting,
honey?
181
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,832
Yep. Mind-numbingly
interesting. Ooh.
182
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,168
Bender! Are you looking
at other women?
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00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,169
No, baby. Never.
184
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,341
[ Gasps ]
Bender, don't lie!
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00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,177
I saw you at Elzar's
with those two...
ladies of the evening.
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00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,915
Explain that!
Okay.
I like a challenge.
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00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,150
Um, no.
188
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,986
No. Ah!
I got it.
189
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,190
I'm going to be
completely honest with you,
Planet Express Ship.
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00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,993
Those women
you saw me with
were my accountants.
191
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:05,197
Your accountants?
Oh, I would dearly
love to believe that were true.
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,234
So I do.
Phew!
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I'm gonna go home
and get dinner started.
194
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,707
Who are you
talking to?
195
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:17,878
No one, baby. Lucy Liu
is the only girl for Bender.
196
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,678
I love
you--
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00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,118
[ Beeping ]
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00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:29,022
- [ Ship Sighs ]
- Planet Express Ship,
is something wrong?
199
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:32,591
Oh, it's Bender.
He's acting so strange lately.
200
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,227
[ Gasps ]
Do you think he's gonna
ask me to marry him?
201
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,529
Uh, no.
202
00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:41,234
Oh. Somebody knows something
she's not telling.
203
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:45,238
[ Sighs ]
Look, I'm not saying
Bender's not great,
204
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:49,942
but have you ever considered
that maybe he's, you know,
not that great?
205
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,979
[ Scoffs ]
You're just jealous.
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00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,048
No one loves you
'cause you're tiny
and you're made of meat.
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00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,616
[ Gasps ]
[ Loud Crash ]
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00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,988
Could you maybe
pay a little more attention
to these asteroids?
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00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:05,158
Sorry, Captain Leela.
I guess I'm just having
one of those manic Mondays.
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00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,159
[ Manic Laughing ]
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[ Mimicking Ship's Laugh ]
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[ TV: Canned Laughter ]
This is ancient Earth's
most foolish program.
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00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,279
Why does Ross,
the largest "Friend,"
214
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,649
not simply eat
the other five?
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00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,152
Perhaps they are
saving that for sweeps.
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00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,321
Exalted leaders,
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the Earth messengers
have arrived...
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00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,525
bearing a peace offering
from their weak
and fearful government.
219
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:44,297
Oh, very well. This is
a "Joey heavy" episode anyway.
[ TV Turns Off ]
220
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[ Motors Humming ]
221
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:52,438
I am Lrrr
of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.
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00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,845
"Esteemed potentates
of Omicron Persei 8,
223
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,880
"please accept these
20 billion candy hearts...
224
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,782
as proof
that Earth loves you,"
225
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,951
this much!
226
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,054
[ Munching ]
Blecch!
227
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,456
These candies
are chalky and unpleasant!
228
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:14,226
And what is this emotion
you humans call "wuv"?
229
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,363
Surely it says "love."
230
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,231
No. "Wuv,"
with an Earth "W."
231
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,799
Behold.
232
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:24,171
This concept of "wuv"
confuses and infuriates us!
233
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,206
[ Whimpering ]
234
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,813
[ Alarms Blaring ]
Incoming torpedoes!
Shields at maximum yarnell!
235
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,149
Steady,
Planet Express Ship.
236
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,019
Focus on diverting all power
to the scram jets.
237
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,423
Uh, look,
Planet Express Ship,
this might not be the best time,
238
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,360
but, well,
I really like you
and whatever,
239
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,996
but I think we should
just be friends.
240
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,332
[ Shrieking ]
No!
241
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,004
So, we're cool?
242
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:12,351
[ Ship Sobbing ]
243
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,687
[ Continues Sobbing ]
Well, it was
a spectacular battle,
244
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,289
but there doesn't seem to be
any permanent damage.
245
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,292
[ Crying ]
No damage?
246
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,260
What about my feelings?
247
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,865
Aw, calm down. I'm sure
Bender is taking this
just as hard as you are.
248
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,567
[ Singsongy ]
Bender is great!
Oh, Bender is great!
249
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:32,105
Bender, Bender, Bender!
You could've picked a better
time to dump the ship, Bender.
250
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,307
Eh, the moment seemed right.
Call me old-fashioned,
251
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,979
but I like a dump
to be as memorable
as it is devastating.
252
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:43,316
[ Crying ]
253
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:47,553
I know, I know.
Look, Ship, if there's
one thing I learned...
254
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,590
from my mutual breakup
with Sean
that was totally mutual,
255
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,493
it's that happiness can only
come from within you.
256
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,129
[ Crying ]
But Bender is within me.
257
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,798
There must be some way
to make him love me again.
258
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,168
Trust me.
You can't change men...
259
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,105
any more than you can
change the laws
of time and space.
260
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,307
That is so true.
261
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,342
[ Clanging ]
[ Engines Accelerating ]
262
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,846
I may not be able
to change the laws
of time and space,
263
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,783
but I know something
that can.
[ Gasps ]
264
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,653
[ Grunting ]
265
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,625
[ Nervous Laughter ]
Uh-- Um, sweetie?
266
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,495
You see that giant quasar
we're heading into?
267
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,664
You might wanna scooch
a few parsecs to the left.
268
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:35,001
I'm afraid
I can't do that, Leela.
269
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,203
What's happening?
Space cow?
270
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,871
The ship's just
taking the breakup
a little hard.
271
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,509
[ Whispering ]
She's nuts!
In a few moments,
272
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,346
the power of 10 billion
black holes will smoosh
Bender and me together...
273
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,982
into a beautiful, eternal
quantum singularity.
274
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,686
[ All Gasp ]
You don't need to kill us,
Planet Express Ship.
275
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,222
Because... I love you.
276
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,658
Aw, yeah, baby.
Feel like doin' stuff
for you and stuff.
277
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,793
Hmm! I don't believe you.
278
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,796
If you really wanted
to be with me,
279
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:06,033
you'd merge your programming
with mine.
280
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,500
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
281
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,802
All my friends
who've done that
say that, afterwards,
282
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,173
all the passion went out
of their relationship.
283
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,375
Look, I don't know
if you want
my opinion--
284
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,144
Leela, Bender and I
really need to be alone.
285
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,246
So, I'm turning off
the oxygen.
286
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:25,217
[ Air Whooshes ]
[ Gasping, Choking ]
287
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,419
- [ Deep Breath ]
- [ Inhales ]
288
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,922
Now, look, missy,
if you don't
turn around right now,
289
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,923
I'm gonna have
to shut down your brain.
290
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,594
- Fire detected
in the vicinity of Leela.
- [ Alarm Ringing ]
291
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,197
[ Gurgling Scream ]
[ Objects Breaking ]
292
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,698
Hah! That barely
hurt Leela at all.
293
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,036
Maybe not, but what if
the artificial gravity
were to malfunction?
294
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,836
[ Gravity Powers Down ]
[ All Yelp ]
295
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,673
[ Bender ]
Float for your lives!
296
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,740
[ All Grunting ]
297
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,682
This is the one place
she can't hear us. Everyone
just pretend to shower.
298
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,351
Same as every day. Got it.
Now, here's the plan.
299
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,389
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
300
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:08,627
Oh! If only
I could read lips.
301
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,397
¿Comprende, Bender?
You'll have to distract her.
302
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,366
Merge your programming with hers
while I shut down her brain.
303
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,369
It's too risky!
I'm a very meek individual.
304
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,471
If her personality
engulfs mine,
305
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:23,143
the Bender
you know and worship
could disappear forever.
306
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,144
I'm willing
to take that risk.
307
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,154
Hey, pookums,
contrary to what
I was sayin' earlier,
308
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,125
melding minds with you
would be extremely bearable.
309
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,492
[ Gasps ]
You really mean it?
310
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,328
Uh, yes.
311
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,267
[ Shuddering ]
Whoa-oh!
312
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,304
[ Continues Shuddering ]
313
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,944
Huh? Hey!
314
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:02,481
Tubes? You're older
than you said you were.
315
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,817
Come closer, Bender.
Let's become one.
316
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:09,756
I prefer two.
That way, we can still
be a horse for Halloween.
317
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,859
[ Whimpering ]
318
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,136
Okay.
Bender has her distracted.
319
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,307
Now I can shut down her brain
by deactivating
the carbonated logic matrix.
320
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,643
[ Pops, Fizzes ]
[ Whirring ]
321
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:36,282
Oh! I can't concentrate
with this obnoxious candy
in my face.
322
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,519
I'm on it. And maybe I'll
find those magic words
while I'm at it.
323
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,653
Fat chance.
Eh, no.
324
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,655
[ Munching ]
Blecch!
325
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,558
[ Growls ]
Ick!
326
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,560
Oh. How about this one?
327
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:54,032
Give it up, Fry.
I've got to pop these tops
in a precise order.
328
00:18:56,202 --> 00:19:00,173
Halfway there.
The ship should be getting
a bit less rational now.
329
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,309
Me... want...
engulf... Bender!
330
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:07,012
[ Roaring ]
[ Yelping ]
331
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,714
Only a few more.
332
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,319
Hey! I won free admission
to Six Flags!
333
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,721
Just one more reason
we must survive this.
334
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,490
- [ Pop, Fizz ]
- [ Beeping ]
335
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:24,864
Um, Leela?
Fry! I'll read your candy
later-- when we're not dead.
336
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,999
[ Inhales ]
337
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,902
[ Air Whooshing ]
[ Beep ]
338
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,404
What was that?
[ Gasping ]
Oh, nothing!
339
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,775
[ Grunts, Yelps ]
340
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:40,680
We're gonna love
being each other,
you sexy ion!
341
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,915
[ Screaming ]
342
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,685
Last one.
[ Alarm Blares ]
343
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,454
[ Systems Powering Down ]
[ Alarm Continues ]
344
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,722
Oh!
345
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,294
[ Power Surges ]
346
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,061
- [ Air Whooshing ]
- It worked!
347
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,765
Gravity normal.
Air returning.
348
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,601
Terror replaced
by cautious optimism.
349
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,702
We did it, Fry!
350
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,704
Fry?
351
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,477
[ Gasps ]
352
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,645
You gave me your oxygen?
Oh, no!
353
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,781
Breathe, Fry! Breathe!
354
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,751
[ Inhaling, Exhaling ]
355
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,788
[ Grunting ]
[ Thumping ]
356
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,324
[ Coughing ]
357
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,992
[ Relieved Sigh ]
358
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,561
"U leave me breathless"?
359
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,000
Happy Valentine's Day, Fry.
360
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,903
[ Gasping ]
Happy Valentine's Day.
361
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,738
[ Groans ]
362
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,007
Bender, are you okay?
[ Moans ]
363
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,742
What crazy thing
am I gonna date next?
364
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,744
Well, at least it sounds
like you were able...
365
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,013
to keep your consciousness
separate from hers.
366
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:52,652
Of course!
Bender is a lone wolf,
a solitary eagle--
367
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,820
[ Buzzing, Ship's Voice ]
A cuddly baby tapir.
368
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,155
[ Bender's Voice ]
And that's why
I love him.
369
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,327
Well, I guess
we better clean up
these millions of hearts.
370
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,996
Nah. I've got
a lazier idea.
371
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:16,174
[ Zoidberg Narrating ]
As the candy hearts
poured into the fiery quasar,
372
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,010
a wondrous thing happened,
why not?
373
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:23,782
They vaporized
into a mystical love radiation
that spread across the universe,
374
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,653
destroying many, many planets,
375
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,521
including two gangster planets
and a cowboy world.
376
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:34,626
But one planet was exactly
the right distance
to see the romantic rays...
377
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:38,830
but not be destroyed
by them-- Earth.
378
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:43,001
So all over the world,
couples stood together in joy.
379
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,003
And me, Zoidberg.
380
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:51,009
And no one could have
been happier unless it would
have also been Valentine's Day.
381
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,913
What? It was?
Hooray!
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