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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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I've never seen
a supernova blow up.
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But if it's anything
like my old Chevy Nova,
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it'll light up the night sky.Yeah!
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Anyone who misses this will
regret it the rest of his life.
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Hey, Fry, could you
go make some popcorn?Okay.
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Let's go, microwave.
I'm in a hurry here.
Hmm?
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Electrical Crackling ]
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Hey.
[ Sniffing ]
What smells like blue?
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- Fry, get up here!
It's starting!
- Focus!
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[ All Gasping ]
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[ All Exclaiming ]
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Hey, which crazy thing happening
are you guys screaming about?
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[ All Gasping ]
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[ Clocks Chiming ]
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[ All Groaning ]
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[ Microwave Timer Dings ]Ooh! My popcorn's done.
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Aw. It's less popped than ever.
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I don't know what happened,
but we've taken on
a lot of clocks.
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Let's get back home.[ Ticking ]
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Why is there so little traffic
around Earth?
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And what's this layer
of ozone?
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That's never
been there before.
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[ Alarm Sounding ]Hmm?
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Such noises!Oh, no!
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There's no global
positioning signal.
Navigation is failing!
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- We're gonna crash!
- Not if I can help it.
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[ Engines Powering Down ]Oh. I guess I can't.
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Everyone,
put on your seat belts.[ Moaning ]
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Ah, those things cost
more lives than they save.
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Crash ]
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Bender, are you okay?I don't know.
I'll try to move my feet.
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[ Straining ]
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All right, here's the plan.
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Zoidberg, pick up the pieces.
Everyone else, take five.
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[ Howling ]
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And Zoidberg
picks up another piece!
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The crowd goes wild!
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[ Mimics Crowd Cheering ] [ Vehicles Approaching ]
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What is?
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General, in all my years
of coverin' top secret
discoveries with sheets,
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I've never dramatically
revealed anything
as shocking as this.
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♪♪ [ Mimics Fanfare ]
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The debris
from an alien spaceship.
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Son, I think I can safely say--
[ Screams ]
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As you can see,
1947 is going to be...
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an eventful year
for the town of...
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Roswell, New Mexico.
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[ Beeping, Whirring ]
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[ Farnsworth ] Remarkable!
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According to the high-precision
digital chronograph...
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it's July 9, 1947,
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which would explain why
the chronograph
has turned into...
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this pinup calendar. [ Bender ] Wait a second.
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You mean we traveled
through time?
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Doy! Some idiot must have
put metal in the microwave.
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Yo.And the microwave
radiation...
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combined with
the gravitons and graviolis
from the supernova,
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blasted us through time itself.
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Have you seen today's news?
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"High School Gym Renovations
On Schedule"?
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What a load!No. Over here.
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"Flying Saucer Captured."
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That's no flying saucer.
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That's my ass! [ Fry ] My God!
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This means the flying saucer
that crashed in Roswell...
was us!
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And the alien they captured
was-- was--
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- Hello.
- Ewww!
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So what are you guys
doing tonight?
I'm up for whatever.
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Yes. We tore the universe a new space-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast.
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Our only hope to get back
to our own time...
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is to go back through it
within, oh, say...
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exactly 24 hours.
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No problem.
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The ship's fixed
except for the cup holder,
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and I should have that
operational within 10 hours.
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You've got eight.
But a more urgent concern
is the microwave.
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Without a working one,
we have no hope of
returning to the future.
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Well, I'm sure
we can buy a microwave
somewhere around here.
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Meanwhile, you guys
sneak onto the army base
and rescue Bender's body.
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Hey, and while we're
on the base, I'll visit
my Grandfather Enos.
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He was stationed
at Roswell.Your grandfather?
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Stay away from him,
you dimwitted monkey!
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You mustn't interfere
with the past.
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Don't do anything
that affects anything...
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unless it turns out
you were supposed to do it,
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in which case,
for the love of God,
don't not do it!
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- Got it.
- If, for example, you were
to kill your grandfather,
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you'd cease to exist.
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[ Gasps ]
But existing is basically
all I do!
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[ Snoring ]
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What is your purpose here?Huh?
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All right, Officer.
I'll move along.
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What the general means is
why did you come to Earth?
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Not a day goes by
I don't ask myself
the same question.
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[ Man ]
Enos![ Gasps ]
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Private, I want that
toilet bowl so clean,
I could eat off it!
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'Cause I intend to!Well, gadzooks, Sarge.
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[ Fry ] It's him! It's my Grandfather Enos!
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Now prepare my lunch
and place it in the latrine
at 1200 hours!
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[ Gasps ]
That jeep's gonna hit him,
and I won't exist anymore!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Enos ]
Hey!
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Are you crazy?
You almost got yourself
run over.
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I did?
Then I sure am lucky
you knocked me...
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onto this pile
of rusty bayonets.
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Psst! Fry,
stop interfering with history!
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I don't want to have
to memorize a lot of new kings
when I get back.
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I had no choice.
I was about to not exist.
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I could feel myself fading away,
like Greg Kinnear.
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Well, thanks, soldier.
I'm off to make
Sarge's lunch.
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Handlin' raw chicken?
Best part of the job.
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Mmm!
Finger-lickin' good.
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That's it!
This place is too dangerous.
We gotta get you out of here.
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Everything's gonna be
all right, Dad.
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Well, gadzooks!
I'd better ask Sarge.
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No time! Run!
Run to safety!
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[ Both Panting ] [ Bomb Whistling ]
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[ Both Screaming ]
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[ Computers Beeping ]
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This experiment will determine
what food, if any,
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the alien eats.
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A buffet!
Oh, if only I had
my wallet with me.
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Um, it's free.
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[ Zoidberg Screams ]
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[ Loud Eating Noises ]
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Get me the president.
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[ Jewelry Rattling ]
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Fry's from around this time.
I'll talk like him.
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Yo, homes!
We're looking for
a microwave oven.
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Microwave? Never heard
of that brand, sweetheart.
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What you want is
the deluxe gas princess.
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This beauty has four broilers,
a casserole indicator,
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a fold-out ironing board,
and down here
a foot-soaking tub...
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since, as a woman,
you'll be standing
in front of it all day.
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[ Yells ]
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Now, I'll "ax" you again.
Where can we find a microwave?
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Sir, your wife's hysterical,
so I'll address this to you.
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This oven is lightning fast.
It takes only five hours
to cook a roast.
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Ooh!
That's good news.
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You know, you really don't cook
enough roasts, Leela.
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Ohh. Women!
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Oh! Thank God I got you off
that dangerous army base.
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You sure are
the helpful type, stranger.
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Say, you got anything to eat
in that there lunch box?
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What--
[ Muttering ]Ooh. Snacks.
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Hey, that's my brain!
[ Muttering, Indistinct ]
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Man. Them crackers
cut my mouth up somethin' bad.
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Let's stop off for a malt.
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[ Door Chime Jingles ]
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See that waitress there?Yowzah! I know
what I want for dessert.
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That's my fiancée, Mildred.
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Grandma Mildred?
Uh, no dessert.
Just coffee.
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Okeydoke.
And for you, snuggums?
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Uh, I'll have a pie
with a fried egg on top.
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Yeah, she sure is pretty.
You ought to marry her and
father some children right away.
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Yeah, folks say that.
But did you ever
get the feeling...
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you're only goin' with girls
'cause you're supposed to?
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What?
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Don't ever, ever say
or think that again!
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Please, just concentrate
on staying alive.
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[ Gasps ]
Fire! Look out!
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[ Gasps ]
You almost got neutered.
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Well, 'taint as bad
as gettin' killed.
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For me it is!
I'm getting you out of here.
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Ow![ Sighs ]
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Okay, we're in the middle
of nowhere, which is
the safest part of nowhere.
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Just stay put
and enjoy this calendar.
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Safe and sound. Finally,
I can continue to exist.
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Three, two, one.
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[ Gasping ]
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And you are outta here!
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What'll you folks
have today?I'll have the soylent green...
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with a slice of soylent orange
and some soylent coleslaw.
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- Pardon?
- It's the 20th century,
Professor.
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Oh, right. I'll have
a croque monsieur,
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the paella,
two mutton pills
and a stein of mead.
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I'll just have a small injection
of Fem-a-slim.
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Uh, two chili dogs
comin' up.
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Well, settle in.
Without a microwave, we're
trapped in this time period.
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Oh, Lord!
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We'll have to endure
the horrible music
of the Big Bopper,
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and then the terrible
tragedy of his death.
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Wait a second!
There's a microwave radar dish
at the army base.
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- We could steal it.
- No! That would alter history.
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Above all else, it is
our sacred duty to preserve
the past exactly as it was.
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Well, I killed
my grandfather.Wha--
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Wait. If you killed
your grandfather,
why do you still exist?
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I don't know.
Maybe God loves me.
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[ Hysterical Laughter ]
Oh!
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Killed?
In an atomic blast?
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No, sir. I'm afraid
I don't take much solace
in the fact...
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that the implosion trigger
functioned perfectly.
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[ Sobbing ]Ah.
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There, there.
If it makes you feel any better,
his body was vaporized,
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so there's no chance of him
coming back as a zombie.
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00:14:03,895 --> 00:14:07,586
I'm not worried about that.Then you're
a braver woman than I.
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You remind me of Enos.
Would you mind
walking me home?
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How far is it?
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Welcome to Roswell,
President Truman.
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Fellas, this visit's top secret.
No one's to know about it...
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except the senior officers,
scientists,
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and a single conspiracy nut who no one will believe.[ Maniacal Laughter ]
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Mr. President, our experts
have reassembled the parts...
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from the alien ship
into its original design.
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Hmm.
[ Gasps ]
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Whistlin' Dixie!
I want this sent
to Area 51 for study.
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00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:06,136
But, sir, that's where
we're building the fake
moon landing set.
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Then we'll have to
really land on the moon.
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Invent NASA and tell them
to get off their fannies!
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If you come in peace,
surrender or be destroyed.
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If you're here to make war,
we surrender.
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Both good.
The important thing is
I'm meeting new people.
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Bushwah!
Now, what's your mission?
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Are you planning to make
some kind of alien-human hybrid?
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Are you coming on to me?Hot crackers!
I take exception to that!
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I'm not hearing a "no."
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Nerts to this space crab!
If we want information,
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we'll have to do us
an old-fashioned alien autopsy.
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Hooray!
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Every little thing
reminds me of Enos.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Aw. I know how you feel.
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My grandfather died recently.
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It's all so sad.
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At times like this,
I just need someone
to hold me.
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Mmm.
You like holdin' me,
don't you?
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00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,033
Hey, you know what
always cheers you up?
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Baking me a nice tray
of sugar cookies.
233
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:16,000
How about these cookies,
sugar?
234
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,033
[ Gasps ]
I shouldn't be here. [ Glass Shatters ]
235
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,067
I shouldn't even exist.
But I do exist,
236
00:16:21,136 --> 00:16:24,620
which proves you can't really
be my grandm--
237
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:26,724
Mmm!
238
00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:28,793
[ Both Moaning ]
239
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,620
[ Snoring ]
240
00:16:42,688 --> 00:16:45,758
[ Farnsworth,
Leela Groaning ]Oh, my God!
241
00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:48,620
Huh?
242
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:53,793
What the hell
have you done, Fry?Relax.
243
00:16:53,861 --> 00:16:56,551
She can't be my grandmother.
I figured it all out.
244
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,895
Of course
she's your grandmother,
you perverted dope!
245
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:04,275
- Look!
- Come back to bed, dearie.
246
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:06,275
[ Screams ]
It's impossible!
247
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,378
I mean,
if she's my grandmother,
who's my grandfather?
248
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:12,240
Isn't it obvious?
249
00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:16,103
- You are.
- [ Screams ]
250
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:19,517
[ Screaming Continues ]
251
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:23,517
Did you say something, dearie?
I'm a bit hard of hearing.
252
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,931
[ Screaming Intensifies ]
253
00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:33,723
Commencing excavation
of the subject's chest cavity.
254
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:36,792
And in this corner,
Zoidberg!
255
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,517
[ Chuckling ]
Come on, lighten up.
256
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:41,895
What is this, a funeral?
257
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,240
Heart.Take.
I've got four of them.
258
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,619
Stomach contents:
one deviled egg.
259
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,964
Deviled egg?
[ Loud Slurping ]
260
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,964
The same deviled egg.
261
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:58,586
[ Sobbing ]
262
00:17:58,654 --> 00:18:01,103
Snap out of it!Start the ship, Leela.
263
00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:05,000
Let's just steal
the damn radar dish and
get back to our own time.
264
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,000
But-But won't that
change history?
265
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,895
Oh, a lesson
in not changing history...
266
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,344
from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandpa."
267
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:15,792
Let's get the hell
out of here already!
Screw history!
268
00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:35,723
[ Screaming ]
269
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,136
U.F.O.! U.F.O.!
270
00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:45,723
[ Ticking ]
271
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,931
Hey, don't cut that.
I need that to speak.
272
00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:52,378
[ Crash ][ Gasps ]
273
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,205
Oh, my--Great Roosevelt's ghost!
274
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,654
[ Karate Grunts ]
275
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,689
[ Grunts Continue ][ Groans ]
276
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,413
Take this,
Mr. President, sir! [ Gasps ]
277
00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:07,826
[ Gasps, Groans ]
278
00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:10,826
The president is gagging
on my gas bladder.
279
00:19:10,895 --> 00:19:12,931
What an honor.
280
00:19:15,586 --> 00:19:17,481
[ Snoring ]
Wha--
281
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:19,826
Oh, right.
282
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,172
Enos! [ Fry ] He's dead! Sorry!
283
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:01,550
[ All Cheering ]
284
00:20:01,619 --> 00:20:03,826
Choke on that, causality!
285
00:20:03,895 --> 00:20:08,034
1947 can kiss my shiny metal--
[ Yelling ]
286
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,309
Turn around! We've gotta go back for Bender!
287
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:18,931
Impossible!
The supernova time hole
is closing.
288
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,205
If we don't leave now,
we'll never get back
to the 31st century.
289
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:28,826
Whoa!
290
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:35,205
[ Fry ] Bender!
291
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,826
There. Good as new.
292
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:50,448
- Don't you need this one?
- Oh, no!
293
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,931
That's my--
[ Gagging ]
294
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:59,000
Gotcha.
295
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:01,378
Oh. Poor Bender.
296
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:03,895
He must be
so lonely right now,
297
00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:06,654
trapped a thousand years
in the past.
298
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,654
Hey, wait a second!
299
00:21:13,654 --> 00:21:15,067
[ Beeping ]
300
00:21:15,136 --> 00:21:17,067
Anything?No.
301
00:21:17,136 --> 00:21:19,067
[ Beeping Intensifies ]Wait!
302
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:20,895
[ Bender ] Ow! Stupid jerk!
303
00:21:20,964 --> 00:21:23,862
He's alive!Whee!
304
00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:30,792
Bender!
What was it like lying in
that hole for a thousand years?
305
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:33,344
I was enjoying it
until you guys showed up.
306
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:36,689
Well, now everything
is back as it was.
307
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:41,654
And if history doesn't care
that our degenerate friend Fry
is his own grandfather,
308
00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:43,654
then who are we to judge?
309
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,931
Amen!
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