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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!
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[ Ducks Quacking ]
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Go get it, boy!
Ruff!
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So, Leela,
how about a romantic ride
in one of those swan boats?
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They're kinda dangerous,
but I finally mastered them.
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Those aren't swan boats.
They're swans.
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Oh. That explains
these boat eggs.
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[ Whirring ]
[ Gasps ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Aaah!
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Mmm! Hmm.
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Aaah!
[ Gasps ]
Aaah!
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Pitiful ballplayers of Earth.
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I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate,
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Commander of
the Harlem Globetrotters.
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- [ Gasping ]
- For generations,
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your puny planet
has lived in peace with
the Globetrotter home world.
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But now, for no reason,
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we challenge you
to defend your honor...
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on the basketball court.
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-[ Commotion ]
-Will no one meet our challenge?
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Have none of you
pathetic Earthlings game?
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- What happens if we lose?
- Nothing!
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There is nothing at stake
and no threat...
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beyond the shame of defeat.
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[ Gasps ]
This will not stand!
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[ Murmuring ]
I'll take you on,
you air-balling bozos!
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You, old man? Hmph.
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Sweet Clyde,
laugh derisively at him.
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[ Laughing ]
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I may be an old man--
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in fact,
I'm fairly sure I am--
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but I'll put you Globetrotters
in your place...
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with my team
of mutant atomic supermen!
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[ Cheering ]
Irie, Professor!
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Behold,
my mutant atomic supermen!
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They're only a foot high,
Professor.
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Well, they're still young--
mere atomic superboys, really.
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We'll need to
speed up their growth...
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with time particles
called chronitons.
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Aren't those the particles
that destroyed an entire
civiliza--
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Good news, everyone!
You're off to the Tempus Nebula
to gather chronitons.
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[ Sizzling ]
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Hey, Leela, look at me!
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[ Coughing, Wheezing ]
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Your face can take
a lot of punishment.
That's good to know.
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There's a lot about my face
you don't know.
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Perhaps you and it
could get better acquainted
over dinner.
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All right.
Cool your jets, hotshot.
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Come on, Leela.
Why won't you
go out with me?
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We both know
there's something there.
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No. I mean cool your jets.
They're melting Bender's face.
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Aaah! Ow, ow, ow!
Ooh! Aaah!
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Here you go.
Hot off the nebula.
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None too soon.
While you were gone,
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the Trotters held
a news conference to announce
that I was a jive sucker.
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[ Cooing ]
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[ Gasping ]
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Behold! My invincible
nuclear mutants!
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Marv Albert here
at Madison Cube Garden...
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where the Harlem Globetrotters
take on a squad of atomic
supermen...
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in what promises
to be a by-the-numbers
athletic contest...
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with no surprises whatsoever.
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[ Whistle ]
There's the tip-off.
Globetrotter ball!
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Sweet Clyde Dixon
to Bubblegum Tate.
Drives down court.
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And Curly Joe from the rear!
[ Yelps ]
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[ Zoidberg Laughs ]
That one grabbed his behindus.
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- Shh!
- Who dares laugh
at the jesters of dunk?
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We came to terrify
and humiliate you,
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not tickle
your funny bones.
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Watch as I embarrass
your civilization...
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by passing the ball
to Curly Joe...
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only to have it
remain in my hands
with elastic!
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- [ Laughing ]
- [ Crowd Booing ]
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And perhaps this
will wipe the smiles
from your faces.
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[ Albert ]
Goose goes up! Rejected!
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- Growtreant
from half court. Yes!
- [ Cheering ]
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[ Crowd Cheering ]
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[ Albert ]
Supermen lead, 45-42.
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Arachneon with the steal,
to Thorias.
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Thorias from downtown.
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Yes! He's really showing us
what a man with a cannon
in his chest can do.
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No showboating,
you atomic hot dog!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Buzzer ]
[ Albert ] And that's the half
with the Supermen up, 48-42.
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Surprisingly dull so far.
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Bubblegum, the Trotters
are down by six. Reactions?
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It was always our plan
to trail at the half,
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thus deepening
Earth's eventual humiliation.
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Also, what game
were the refs watching?
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[ Whistle ]
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Albert ]
Curly Joe, easily amused
by his own antics,
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continues to wreak havoc--
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[ Albert ]
What the--
Hey, man.
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Whoo!
What was that?
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Did everything just jump around
or did my brain just stroke off
there for a second?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
something very strange
has just happened...
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in this basketball game
between space clowns
and atomic monsters.
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Hmm?
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- Time out! Time out!
- [ Whistle ]
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- What's happening?
- We seem to be lurching forward
randomly in time,
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like a needle skipping
on a record player.
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What's causing it?
Is it my outfit?
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No. It must have
something to do with
those time particles...
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I used to
grow the supermen.
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Time and space
are ripping apart
at the seams.
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[ Gasping ]
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- Oops.
- Oh, great.
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Now, on top of everything,
we need a new fifth man.
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Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Put me in, Professor!
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I wanna show Leela my skills.
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Hmm. Will said skills
pay the bills?
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Who cares?
We're 35 points ahead
with two minutes left.
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- What could possibly--
- [ Crowd Booing ]
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[ Buzzer ]
[ Albert ]
Globetrotters win, 244-86.
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A dark day for humanity, folks.
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We have been beaten...
in basketball.
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Yeah,
that's how we do it!
[ Laughing ]
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You are all fools
of the highest caliber.
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I don't know what you did,
Fry, but once again,
you screwed up.
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Now all the planets
are gonna start crackin' wise
about our mamas.
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I'm just glad my fat ugly mama
isn't alive to see this day.
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Enough about your
promiscuous mother,
Hermes.
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We have
bigger problems.
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This time disruption
is extremely serious.
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00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:13,060
Damn right, brother man.
This chronological
wang-dang-doodle...
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could destroy
the very matrix of reality.
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Tate, what do you know
about this?
Not much yet,
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but I am senior lecturer in
physics at Globetrotter "U" and
I'd like to help investigate.
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You're that Bubblegum Tate?
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Well, I sure ain't his grandma.
Now, look here, Prof.
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I think we got ourselves
an excess of chronitons
in the subatomic interstices.
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Yes. I see.
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Something involving
that many big words could
easily destabilize time itself.
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- Is that a problem?
- Indeed so.
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At this rate, by Tuesday
it will be Thursday.
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By Wednesday,
it will be August.
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And by Thursday,
it will be the end of
existence as we know it.
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I'll have to ask you
to clear out now.
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The circus needs to
set up for tomorrow's big--
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[ Trumpeting ]
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[ All Screaming ]
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Time continues
to skip forward randomly.
Details at 11:00.
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This is the news at 11:00.
The mysterious and unexplained--
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Turning to entertainment news,
teen singer Wendy might just be
the latest--
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Won three Grammys
last night--
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Found dead
in her bathtub.
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Interesting. It's as if
we all behave normally
during the time skips,
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but then
we have no memory of it.
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- You mean we just--
- My, yes!
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Ooh! Just like that.
Any luck, Bubblegum?
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Not yet. Listen.
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Hope you don't mind
if I dribble a little
while I work.
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Not if you'll grant me
the same liberty.
[ Slurps ]
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Ooh, ooh. Bubblegum,
my name's Bender,
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and I'm a huge fan of your work,
both on and off the court.
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Can I be
a Globetrotter?
Shut up, turkey.
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Ooh.
Bubblegum,
look at this.
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[ Clicking ]
The background time radiation
is fluctuating wildly!
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Good Lord!
That sucker's shakin' round
like some fine imported booty!
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Say, I'm no physicist,
but I think I know how to
stop the skipping. We'll just--
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** [ Calypso ]
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I don't know how
this was supposed to work.
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Professor, I hope you find out
what's wrong before we skip
right past my birth--
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Happy birthday, Amy!
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Hooray! Look at
all these presents!
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I hope we all have as much fun
tomorrow at my birth--
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What? Awww.
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Psst. Leela! I've set up
a time-proof shelter
in the closet.
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There's only room for two,
and you're the one I want to
share it with.
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Fry, that's so sweet.
Lemme see.
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How exactly
will this protect us
from time jumps?
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'Cause when we're
together in here, baby,
time will stand still.
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Owww.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Dr. Zoidberg,
can I talk to you
about Fry?
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Leela,
I would be honored.
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** [ Action Theme ]
Does the worst W.C. Fields
imitation I've ever seen.
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Zoidberg!
Sorry. You must've
been boring me.
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[ TV Stops ]
The thing is, Fry is very sweet,
but he's so immature.
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I love his boyish charm,
but I hate his childishness.
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So he's not perfect.
You don't wanna end up
old and lonely like Zoidberg.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Sniffles ]
You were saying?
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[ Sniffing ]
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Ah! There it is.
The Tempus Nebula.
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Take a whiff
through the Smell-A-Scope.
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Ooh!
What's that funky jazz?
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The odor
of pure time leaking.
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When my crew
removed the chronitons,
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it destabilized
the nebula,
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causing time skips
throughout the universe.
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Ooh! Let Bubblegum
tell it!
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Pretend these basketballs
are time particles,
my silver honky.
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As the nebula
bounce-passes them off us...
Aaah! Ooh! Aaah!
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they cause these dents,
or "time skips."
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You are so smart.
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00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,831
Hold up.
What if we were to move
this cluster of stars...
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to these
algebraic coordinates?
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Their gravity might just
divert the chronitons...
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to the empty side
of the universe.
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Yeah. But it's impossible.
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00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,811
Moving stars would require
one bad-ass gravity pump.
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00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,913
And we'd need all the money
on Earth to build--
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What the--
What?
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00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,784
There's the funding
for your gravity pump.
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00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:36,088
But it damn well better work.
We can't spend all of Earth's
money every day.
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Now, how long
will it take to build?
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It won't be easy, Nixon.
A jim-jam this complex
might take months or even--
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Ah. There we are.
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One gravity pump powerful enough
to move the stars themselves.
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Now to begin the arduous task
of attaching it to the ship so--
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Off you go, apparently.
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[ Tate ] Easy, Leela.
Just finger-roll that star
into the cosmic basket.
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Just a few... more...
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hundred...
thousand... miles.
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There.
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[ Tate ]
Nothin' but nebula.
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[ Clicking ]
We'll have to run some tests
back on Earth,
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but I think we've
stopped the time skips.
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All right!
Jammin'!
Hooray for Leela!
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And what better way
to celebrate our success...
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than by me showing Bubblegum
the Globetrotter uniform
I made myself?
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Lemme see.
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00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,020
Hello, lawsuit.
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Leela,
I want you to know...
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I think the way
you moved those stars around
was really wonderful.
230
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,227
I got you something.
231
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:53,533
[ Gasps ] Moderately priced
domestic non-vintage champagne!
How did you know?
232
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:58,171
You deserve it. I mean,
nobody ever stops to tell you
what a great captain you are.
233
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,008
Aw. That is so true
and sweet.
234
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,009
You're smart,
you're beautiful,
235
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,577
and best of all,
you'll go out with me?
236
00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:08,681
Fry, please
try to understand.
237
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:12,184
You're a man. I'm a woman.
We're just too different.
238
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:17,190
Hey, Leela! Bubblegum might
let me organize a bake sale
for the Globetrotter wives.
239
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,359
Can you teach me
to make cupcakes?
240
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,595
All right, but I wanna
lick the beaters.
[ Sighs ]
241
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,730
I got her champagne.
I opened it.
242
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,698
What does a guy
have to do?
243
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,969
Eighty-six the chump stuff,
F-man.
244
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:34,240
It's time to win Leela's heart
with a big, showy, three-point
romantic gesture.
245
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:38,644
Hmm. Maybe this is the moment
to show her my real surprise.
246
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,481
[ Rockets Roaring ]
247
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,985
Fry,
what are you doing?
248
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,620
Uh-oh. Time to boogie on down
to the sauna.
249
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,258
Look. I've been studying
how to pilot the ship.
250
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,994
Impressed?
Yeah, actually.
251
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,496
You're doing okay.
The core-reactor
temperature's nominal.
252
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,466
The blinker's off.
I learned how to work
the gravity pump, too,
253
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,501
in case we need to
move more stars.
254
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,671
- So, are we dating now?
- [ Groans ]
255
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,441
Is that what this is all about?
Please, just cut it out now.
256
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:13,312
Look, Leela. I know there's
some perfect, amazing thing
I can do to make you love me.
257
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,149
- And when I figure out
what it is--
- Fry, stop.
258
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:20,352
I don't wanna hurt you,
but there is absolutely,
positively no way...
259
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,090
that you and I
will ever, ever--
260
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,658
Man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
261
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,827
Mmm!
[ Groans ]
262
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,965
- [ Cheering ]
- Yes!
263
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,769
[ Grunting ]
[ Cheering ]
264
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,772
[ Zoidberg ]
He looks radiant.
265
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:43,176
- [ Muffled Speech ]
- Ye gods, Bubblegum! We failed.
266
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,345
The time skips
haven't stopped at all.
267
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,880
Even in these formal shorts,
I feel like a failure.
268
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,652
You tricked me into
marrying you, didn't you?
Of course not!
269
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,554
How'd you do it?
Drugs in the champagne?
Hypnosis?
270
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,823
No! Drugs are for losers!
271
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,692
And hypnosis is for losers
with big weird eyebrows.
272
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,830
I don't know what amazing thing
I did to make you love me,
273
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,232
but whatever it was,
we're married now.
274
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,168
We've got the rest
of our lives to work this--
275
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,970
Divorce is final.
What?
276
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,005
Well, let's divide up
the china.
277
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:17,344
I guess
I'll take the NFC helmets and
you can have the AFC helmets.
278
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,013
Fine.
Break my heart again.
279
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,649
Don't be so hard
on yourself, Fry.
280
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,650
You lost the woman
of your dreams,
281
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,686
but you still
have Zoidberg.
282
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,022
You all
still have Zoidberg!
283
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:33,860
How did I do it?
How did I get Leela to love me?
I've got to figure it out.
284
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,328
Maybe you're just
a fantastic lover, Fry.
285
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,164
No.
I don't know
what I'm doing.
286
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,500
Maybe she'd come back to you
if your best friend Bender
were a Globetrotter.
287
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,669
What do you say,
Bubblegum?
Hell no.
288
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,673
- Awww.
- Oh, it's hopeless.
289
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,676
I did something so great
that it won Leela's heart,
290
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,078
and I'll never ever
know what it was.
291
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,048
My life is empty.
[ Sniffles ]
292
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,549
* Zoidberg
293
00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:00,452
No wonder we failed
to stop the time skips.
294
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,855
Diverting chronitons
is mathematically impossible.
295
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:08,095
I knew I should've checked
your showboating Globetrotter
algebra.
296
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,364
Man, I thought you knew
that algebra was all razzmatazz!
297
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:15,034
A Globetrotter
always saves the good algebra
for the final minutes.
298
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,869
[ Bender Laughs ]
Vintage Bubblegum!
299
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,106
The time skips
are worse than ever now.
300
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:24,076
Isolated spots are jumping
by years at a time. Look!
301
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,145
Stupid senior citizens.
302
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,215
Why should we have to pay
for their Social Security
benefits?
303
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,750
I deserve
free money!
304
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,885
Well, I'm stumped.
305
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,423
We'll have to call in
the finest scientific minds
in the univer--
306
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:41,661
Perhaps we could explode
the whole damned nebula.
307
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,663
What do you think,
Curly Joe?
No, man.
308
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,934
An explosion big enough
to destroy that mama would
take out half the universe.
309
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:52,003
You gotta Globetrotter
that explosion up a little,
Farnsie.
310
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,273
Make it an implosion.
311
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,808
By God,
Sweet Clyde is right!
312
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,679
An implosion might just
form a black hole...
313
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,315
that would stop
more chronitons from escaping.
314
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,585
Whoa! Slow that
brain train down, Prof!
315
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:09,020
We'd need some kind of
doomsday device to initiate
an implosion like that.
316
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,022
Doomsday device?
317
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:15,528
Ahh! Now the ball's
in Farnsworth's court!
318
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,000
[ Beeping ]
I suppose I could part with one
and still be feared.
319
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,002
Gimme some skin, Prof.
320
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,173
I'm making you
an honorary Globetrotter.
321
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,009
In fact,
everybody in this room's
an honorary Globetrotter.
322
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,044
Yay!
I'm a Globetrotter!
323
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,145
[ Hurried Footsteps ]
324
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,980
[ Panting ]
Did you just say--
325
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,683
- Too late, hot plate.
- Aw, crap!
326
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,618
[ Beeping ]
327
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,557
We must leave now,
for we are needed elsewhere.
328
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,993
But we wish you
Godspeed.
329
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,499
Please! Please let me
come with you.
330
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,701
I can make myself
taller.
331
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,038
Bender, you can talk trash.
You can handle the ball.
332
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,340
But look in your heart
and ask yourself,
333
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,344
are you funky enough
to be a Globetrotter?
334
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,679
Are you?
Yes.
335
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:10,682
Are you?
I mean, with time,
my funk level could--
336
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,420
Are you?
[ Whimpers ]
No.
337
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,988
Deal with it.
338
00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:18,224
[ Sniffling ]
339
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,263
[ Beeping ]
340
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,907
- Aaah! Oh!
- Careful with that
doomsday device, Bender.
341
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,010
What does it matter?
I'll never be a Globetrotter.
342
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:42,949
My life, and by extension
everyone else's, is meaningless.
343
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,017
Roger.
344
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,019
Leela,
about the wedding--
345
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:49,087
I don't know what I did
to make you love me,
346
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,358
and I don't think
I tricked you into it,
but maybe I did.
347
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,861
And if I did,
I'm sorry.
348
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,865
It's okay, Fry. You know
we'll always be friends,
right?
349
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,567
Yeah, but I don't guess
anything I could do...
350
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,770
will ever make you feel
the same way about me
that I do about you.
351
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,105
I guess not.
352
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,045
Well, the doomsday device
is ready.
353
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:15,382
Maybe blasting
this quadrant of space...
354
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,984
into a hellstorm
of flaming nothingness
will cheer me up a little.
355
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,221
Okay. Let me just
take the ship out
to a safe distance.
356
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,160
Actually,
I think I'll go down
and prep the detonator.
357
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,896
Fry, why don't you
take the helm?
358
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,837
She's so great.
I feel like I can
almost remember...
359
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,173
the magical thing
I did to make her love me.
360
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,174
But I guess
I never will.
361
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:48,647
Sorry, buddy. I, too,
know what it's like to have
a dream I'll never achieve.
362
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,684
** [ Slowly Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]
363
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,323
[ Engines Whirring ]
364
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,929
Ohh!
365
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,338
That's how I must've done it!
366
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:16,509
I moved the stars themselves
to write her a love note
in the sky!
367
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:20,046
[ Leela ]
Detonation in three, two, one.
368
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:23,715
No!
369
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,161
Did you see it?
Did you see it?
370
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,130
- The explosion?
- No, not the explosion!
371
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:42,335
- Then what?
- Nothing.
372
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:48,307
** [ Bender Slowly Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]
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