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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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♪ Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Well, Froggie went a-courtin'
and he did ride ♪
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[ Babbles ]
♪ Somethin'
Bender is great ♪
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♪ Froggie went a-courtin'
and Bender is great ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪♪ [ Thudding ]
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[ Fry ] Oh, my God!
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They dug up a bag of
Olestra chips from my time.
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[ Clanging, Groans ]
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[ Grunting, Groans ]
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There must be layers and layers
of old stuff down there.
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[ Gasps ]What's that?
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One of those Led Zeppelins
I've heard so much about?
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No, it's an old
Volkswagen van.
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Hey, mister, mind if I
take this old van?
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Sure. You want to dump
the corpses out of theres,
it's yourses.
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Yeah, yeah.
I've gotten used cars before.
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[ Grunting ]
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- [ Gulping ]
- What's that?
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One of those
Jefferson Starships
I've heard so much about?
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It's called a van.
And in light of the fact
that it's not a-rockin',
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I invite you
to come a-knockin'.
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Wow! Neat!Oh!
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It's a triumph
of free-spirited
German engineering.
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Hey! The speedometer
only goes up to 80.
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This thing can't go faster
than 80,000 miles an hour?
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No, it can't. But it's got
a driver's side floor...
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and an eight-track player
with genuine mono sound.
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Where's the device that
lets you speed or slow
the passage of time?
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- Under the seat.
- [ Engine Grinding ]
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Why won't it start?It just needs some gas.
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Wrong again, idiot.
There is no gas.
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Petroleum reserves
ran dry in 2038.
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Gas was an environmental
disaster anyway.
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Now we use
alternative fuels.
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Like what?Whale oil.
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Bender, lift it up
to the can opener.
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Oh, no!
I'm not going near it.
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Last time, that magnetic psycho
nearly cut my head off.
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Oh, right.
Plus, the magnet...
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screws up your inhibition unit
and makes you sing folk songs.
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What? Who said anything
about me secretly wanting
to be a folk singer?
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How ridiculous!
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Bender, if you don't open
that can right now,
your fear will own you.
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And nothing that
can opener could ever do
would be worse than that.
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Okay. Okay.
I can do this.
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It's time to take life
by the cans.
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[ Grunting ]
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Come on.
You can do it.Go on, you dummy.
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[ Electronic Hum ][ Shouts ]
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♪ Jimmy crack corn
and I don't care ♪
[ Groaning ]
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♪ Jimmy crack corn
and I don't care ♪
[ Groaning Continues ]
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Oh, no![ All Exclaiming ]
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♪ I don't care
'cause the master's
gone away ♪♪
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It's toe-tappingly tragic.[ Groaning ]
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Doc, I can't move
my arms and legs.
What's wrong with me?
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[ Sighs ]
This is the worst part
of the job.
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- What is it? Good news?
- Bender, your hydraulics
are shot.
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You'll never move again.[ Gasps ]
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You mean--I'm sorry.
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You'll have to
get a new one.[ Sobbing ]
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[ All Exclaiming ]Poor Bender.
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Well, let's drag him
to the curb.
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Wait a minute.
Bender is my best friend.
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We can't just dump him
in the gutter like
Grandma's ashes.
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Oh! My life is over.
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I'll never know
happiness again. [ Honking ]
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[ Laughs ]
Hello there.
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Look, Bender.
It's Patch Cord Adams.
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He heals with
the power of laughter.
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Come on. Take it.
[ Honks ]
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What's the matter?
Can't move your arms?
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Obviously not,
or I'd be strangling you
right now.
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Hey, here's a giggle.
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[ Honking ]
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Did you hear why
they're using Windows 3000
as a prison guard?
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- No. Why?
- 'Cause it always locks up.
[ Honks ]
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[ Forced Laughter ]
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For the love of God,
somebody kick his ass!
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Well, so long.
Get well soon.
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Oh. Well.
So long anyway.
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Oh, I'm doomed!
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Everybody leave me alone.
I don't wanna be seen this way.
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Aw, you look so sad.
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You want me to send
Patch Cord Adams back in?
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Sobbing Continues ]
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♪♪ [ Harmonica: Blues ]
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[ Sniffs ]
Hey, the blues.
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The tragic sound
of other people's suffering.
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- That's kind of a pick-me-up.
- ♪♪ [ Continues ]
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Wow, that was great!Hey, thanks.
You a fan?
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I don't know.
Let me see.
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Oh, my God, you're Beck!
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I'd get up to shake your hand
and steal your wallet,
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but my crappy body
crapped out on me.
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Don't take it so hard.
I used to miss my body too,
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but then I fished
this mannequin out of
the 92-Cent Store Dumpster.
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Wow! We've sure got
a lot in common, Beck.
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I always dreamed of being
a musician-poet
who transcends genres,
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even as he reinvents them,
just like you.
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So do it, robot.
It's easier than it looks.
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Yeah, thanks,
but it's hopeless.
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I'll never be a musician now.
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Or maybe... you'll be
the best musician ever.
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[ Whispering ]
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[ Grunts ]
What's this for?
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Try and scrape it
across your chest,
like a knife on burnt toast.
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[ Grunting ]
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Come on. Move those arms.
Use the power
of mental thinking.
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Make it dynamic.[ Clattering ]
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Yeah-yeah-yee! All right.
Congratulations, my friend.
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Why? 'Cause I can make
annoying noises?
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Exactly. I use those
all the time in my music.
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Bender, I want you to become
my new washboard player.
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[ Gasps ]
All right!
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Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!
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[ Honking ]Well, that's
my good friend Beck.
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I'm off to rock a series
of mid-level venues.
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Kudos, Bender.
You got mangled,
and now you're a singer.
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Both our dreams came true.
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[ Honks ]
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Hey, I have an idea.
Who wants to cram in my van...
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and follow Bender on tour
and live there in the van?
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[ Backfiring ]
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I don't know, Fry.
I think I'm too poor to follow
a band around in a van.
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[ Honking ]
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Come on. Move it.
We gotta get to the concert...
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and make the audience
wait for it to start.
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[ Backfiring ]
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Bad news, friends.
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My shell ran.
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Zoidberg, you idiot!
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My outfit--
it's-- it's--
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Kind of cool.Yeah. I like it.
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- Me too,
now that I'm used to it.
- Then it was all on purpose.
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You're lucky to have
Zoidberg as a friend.
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But cross me,
and I'll turn on you like that.[ Snaps Claws ]
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[ Shrieking ]
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[ Beck ] ♪ There's a destination a little up the road ♪
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♪ From the habitations
and the towns we know ♪[ Clucking ]
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♪ A place we saw
the lights turn low ♪
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♪ The jigsaw jazz
and the get-fresh flow ♪
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♪ Pulling out jives
and jamboree handouts ♪
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♪ Two turntables
and a microphone ♪
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♪ Bottles and cans
Just clap your hands ♪ [ Hands Clapping ]
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♪ Just clap your hands ♪
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[ Crowd Whooping ]♪ Where it's at ♪
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♪ Got a washboard stomach
and a microphone ♪
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♪♪ [ Clanging To Beat ]
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♪ That was a washboard brain ♪♪
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Whoo!Oh, yeah!
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Yeah!
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One bowl of Jell-O knuckles,
please.
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That'll be three "pic-a-tures"
of George Washington.
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Oh, no!
My beautiful money!
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It got ruined in the wash.Mine too.
Even my change.
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Get lost,
you moneyless hippies!
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You heard him, freaks.
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We don't like your type
around here.
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These are the types we like.
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Bender, that was thebest
40-minute washboard solo
I've ever heard.
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The parts when I was awake
blew my mind.
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[ Thud ]
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Whoa! Check out
all those broken robots.
Howdy, fellas!
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Oh, I don't believe
my broken eyes!
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It's Bender,
the washboard player!
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Hey, man, we caught
your concert from here.
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[ All ]
You rock!
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Oh-- Oh, Bender,
sign my chest!
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It's in that bin behind me.
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Yo, brother!
Thanks for showin' that
broken robots are still useful.
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Aw, hang in there, folks.
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I bet before you know it,
you guys'll be-- [ Clattering ]
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[ Clattering Continues ]
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[ Clattering Stops ]
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That is so wrong!
You can't just melt down
broken robots.
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Not right when
they're kissing my ass.
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Whoa, dawg.
Just cold chill.
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You know, when I'm upset,
I write a song about it.
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Like, when I wrote
"Devil's Haircut,"
I was feeling really--
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- What's that song about?
- Hey, yeah.
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I could write a song...
with real words.
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Not phony ones,
like "odelay."
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"Odelay" is a word.
Just look it up
in the Becktionary.
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Oh.
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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I'm workin' on my song.
Hand me the Becktionary.
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No, no,
the rhyming Becktionary.[ Sighs ]
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I wish I could help
raise awareness
about broken robots.
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But what can I do?
I only weigh eight pounds.
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Wait a minute.
You know lots of rock stars.
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And most of them like to look
like they care about things.
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We can all get together
for a big benefit concert
in San Francisco.
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And we can call it "Bend-Aid"
after me, Bender.
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And you can sing
that song you're writing.
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And I'll let you sing backup.
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But remember who the star is--
me, Bender.
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♪♪ [ Rock ][ Crowd Cheering ]
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[ Buzzing ]
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[ Neon Buzzing ]
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All right. "Hands in the air" rhymes with "just don't care."
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And... finished!
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[ Sniffs, Groans ]
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Smells like something
died in the wall. [ Door Opens ]
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Surprise!
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Mind if we
crash here tonight?
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The colors in the van
are keeping us awake.
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All right,
but hands off the minibar.
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Wow! I forgot about TV.
Living free on the road,
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you realize how much better
life is without it.
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Well, let's see what's on.♪♪ [ Folk ]
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[ Announcer ]
Tuesday, Golden Gate Park--
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The monsters of vaguely
folkish alterna-rock...
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will strum your brains out
at Bend-Aid, Bend-Aid!
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Featuring Beck,
Wailing Fungus...
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and special guest Bender!
[ Echoing ]
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A portion of the proceeds
might go to help broken robots.
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Yeah!
Hooray!Great.
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- Bender, you're famous!
- [ Sniffling ] Yeah.
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This coming together
of superstars...
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really means a lot to you,
doesn't it, Bender?
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Uh-huh. Helping
my defective brothers...
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is the first thing
I've ever cared about,
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even the slightest bit.
[ Sniffling Continues ]
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You know, when I first got broken,
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I felt my life was over,
but look at me now.
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I got fame, money, groupies,
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and it's all thanks to
being completely immobilized.
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That's why I'll be proud
to go up on stage tomorrow
and say,
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"Look at me, world!
I am a broken robot!"
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Bender, you can move.
You're cured.
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Oh, crap! It's a miracle!
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00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:21,067
I can move again.
[ Sobbing ]
235
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:23,826
My music career is over.
236
00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,654
Bender, I don't claim
to understand "the biz,"
237
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,206
but wouldn't being able to move
help your music career?
238
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,309
No! Don't you see?
239
00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:35,033
I was a hero to broken robots
'cause I was one of them.
240
00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:38,379
But how can I sing about
being damaged if I'm not?
241
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:42,136
That's like Christina Aguilera
singin' in Spanish.
242
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:46,000
[ Gasps ]
Wait! That's it!
I'll fake it.
243
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,758
[ Tires Screeching ]
244
00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:57,102
[ Snorting, Spitting ]
245
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,240
You better not do that
at the concert.
246
00:14:01,309 --> 00:14:05,274
I can't stop.
When I eat too much dirt,
I get stuff in my throat.
247
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,000
- [ Spits ]
- [ Groans ]
248
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,517
You are so disgusting. I--
[ Gasps ]
249
00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:14,758
They're beautiful!
250
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:16,793
Ew! You're touching them.
251
00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:18,758
I've never seen
pearls like this.
252
00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,931
Dr. Zoidberg,
you're amazing!
253
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,895
I am?
At last, recognition!
254
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,586
[ Snorting ]
255
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,826
[ Chattering ]
256
00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:33,136
[ Man On P.A. ] Gentle hippies, put your filthy hands together...
257
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,965
for the folk stylings
of Cylon and Garfunkel!
258
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:40,481
[ Crowd Cheering ]
259
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,447
Here's a song
that was beautiful...
260
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,000
when performed
by my ancestor, Art.
261
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:51,793
♪ Are you goin'
to Scarborough Fair ♪
262
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:57,309
[ Cylon In Robotic Monotone ]
♪ Parsley, sage
rosemary and thyme ♪
263
00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:00,620
♪ Remember me ♪ [ Van Approaching ]
264
00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:03,102
♪ To one
who lives there ♪
265
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,102
[ Backfiring ]
266
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,447
[ Cylon ] ♪ She once was ♪
267
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,965
♪ A true love of mine ♪♪
268
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:14,481
We're home.Well, let's earn
some bread.
269
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,688
Brothers and sisters,
get your love beads.
270
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,931
Can't journey
to the center of your mind
without love beads.
271
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,654
Wow, look at the colors!
272
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,033
These'll go great
with my soul.
273
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:31,344
Glad you like them.
I've been making fine jewelry
for years, apparently.
274
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,447
I'll take three.Give me one, man.
275
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,551
I'll trade you a bad poem.
276
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,309
[ Man On P.A. ]
And now, stand up and turn on
your hidden tape recorders...
277
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for... Beck!♪♪ [ Rock ]
278
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:46,758
With special guest,
Bender, the Broken Robot!
279
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:49,688
[ Cheering ]
280
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:55,688
Bender rules!Groove on, man!
281
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,758
[ Woman ] Rock it, Bender!
282
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:04,033
♪ Can't you hear
those cavalry drums ♪
283
00:16:04,102 --> 00:16:06,965
♪ Hijacking your equilibrium ♪
284
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,965
♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ Midnight snacks ♪
285
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,965
♪ In the mausoleum ♪♪
286
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,206
♪♪ [ Continues ]
287
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,344
[ Crowd Cheering ]
288
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:25,067
Thank you. That song doesn't
usually last three hours,
289
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:27,654
but we got into a serious thing,
290
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:29,688
and then I forgot how it ended.
291
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,481
Anyway, one last item
of business before we go.
292
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:36,136
Bender, to start your foundation
for broken robots,
293
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,793
here's a big cardboard check
for $14,000.
294
00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:42,688
It's been an emotional day
for me.
295
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,965
[ Sobs ]
I don't know what to say.
296
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:48,344
Then maybe you should sing it.
Lay it down, boys.
297
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:49,758
♪♪ [ Soft Rock ]
298
00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:53,654
Ladies, gentlemen,
smoking heaps of machinery--
299
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,517
[ Cheering ]
300
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:58,758
This is a song called
"My Broken Friend."
301
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,826
[ Crowd Cheering ]
302
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:05,309
♪ People say my broken friend
is useless ♪
303
00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:07,689
♪ But I say his mind is free ♪
304
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:13,344
♪ There's lots of things
my mangled robot friend
could be ♪
305
00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:16,619
Kick it.♪ He could make
a good hat rack ♪
306
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,654
♪ He only has to
stand there ♪
307
00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:22,000
- ♪ Or a cheap doorstop ♪
- ♪ He doesn't need to move ♪
308
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:25,000
♪ Or a great big
giant thermos ♪♪ Giant thermos ♪
309
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:28,309
♪ With a twist-off top ♪♪ That would be good for soup ♪
310
00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:30,723
♪ He could be
a storage closet ♪
311
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,689
[ Together ]
♪ For outdated pants ♪
312
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:34,205
♪ I like 'em tight ♪
313
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:37,067
[ Bender ] ♪ My broken friend could do it all ♪
314
00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:39,931
[ Together ]
♪ Just give him a chance ♪
315
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,550
♪ That robot has
a tragic secret ♪
316
00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:46,275
- ♪ That I'd like to share ♪
- For real?
317
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:49,619
♪ My broken friend
is closer to me ♪
318
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,654
- ♪ Than an ass to a chair ♪
- Hmm.
319
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,964
♪ That robot's name
I never told you ♪
320
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,309
Who's that?♪ You could not foresee ♪
321
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,481
Come on. Give it up.♪ I'll say it loud
and sing it proud ♪
322
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,172
[ Together ]
♪ His name is you and me ♪
323
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,654
- ♪ Don't melt me
down into a crowbar ♪
- ♪ That suffers alone ♪
324
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:11,413
♪ Just 'cause I can't
move my arms and legs ♪♪ Arms and legs, hey ♪
325
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,481
-[ Bender ] ♪ Or toss me into a trash can ♪-Bender, what are you doing?
326
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,654
♪ Just 'cause I can't
cook you ham and eggs ♪
327
00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:19,550
- What are you doing?
- ♪ Don't crush me
into an anchor ♪
328
00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:23,344
- Yo, what's the dillio?
- Just 'cause I can't
jump and dance and sing ♪
329
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,895
But-- No-- But, Bender--♪ I'm telling you
my broken friend ♪
330
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:29,792
♪ Put your hands in the air
like you just don't care ♪
331
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:33,034
No--♪ I'm telling you
my broken friend ♪
332
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,517
♪ Can do most ♪Cut it.
333
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,826
♪ Anything ♪♪Cut it.
334
00:18:38,895 --> 00:18:40,619
Yeah!Cut it!
335
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:43,654
[ Crowd Booing ]
336
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,034
Curse my natural showmanship!
337
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:49,586
You big, fat fraud!
You're not really broken!
338
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:53,550
But you will be in a minute!
Bum-rush the stage!
339
00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:56,309
- [ Clamoring ]
- [ Bender Stammering ]
340
00:18:56,378 --> 00:18:59,586
[ Crowd Shouting ] [ Woman ]
Get him!
341
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,103
[ Tarzan Yell ]
342
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,964
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Gears Grinding ]
343
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,378
Whoa![ Shouting ]
344
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,723
Oh, harsh!
I didn't get my beads.
345
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,895
[ Zoidberg Vomiting ]
346
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:18,309
You, minion,
lift up my arm.
347
00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:20,000
After him!
348
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,826
[ People Screaming ]
349
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:32,792
Well, everyone, prepare
to get your guts kicked out
by folk singers.
350
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,619
[ Horn Honking ]
351
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,826
What is this?
The Year of the Jerk?
352
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,931
Hurry!
The Golden Gate Bridge.
353
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Put the metal to the pedal
to the other metal.
354
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,931
Whoa![ All Shout ]
355
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,378
Oh, no! I forgot
this is a hoverbridge.
356
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,550
And I forgot this isn't
a hover car!
357
00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:21,136
- Is any of that a problem?
- Not if you've lived a life
without regret.
358
00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:24,136
[ Screaming ]
359
00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:26,517
[ All Screaming ]
360
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:29,172
I'll save me!
361
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,172
Quick, grab
his foot cuffs!
362
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,205
[ Bender Grunting ]
363
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,758
[ Sighs Of Relief ]
364
00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:40,758
[ Shouting ]
365
00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:42,723
Bummer.
366
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:50,103
Someone fat get in my way!
367
00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:54,378
Oh.[ Groaning ]
368
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:58,481
[ Shouts, Sobs ]
I'm broken again.
369
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,895
- I can't move any part of me.
- Good.
370
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:04,309
I'm really sorry
I lied, Beck.
371
00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:07,103
All I ever wanted
was to make music with you.
372
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:10,205
I never meant to hurt anyone,
or help anyone.
373
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:14,275
Bender, that's some played-out,
new jack horse crap.
374
00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:17,654
But I know you don't mean it,
so apology accepted.
375
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,723
So, I can, uh, keep the check?
376
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,792
Over my dead career!
377
00:21:22,895 --> 00:21:25,172
Well, it was
worth a shot.
378
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,309
[ Sighs ] [ Water Sloshing ]
379
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,517
Come on, Bender!
If you're done scamming Beck,
we're heading home.
380
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,034
All right, all right.
381
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:43,413
Let me just do one thing
to cheer myself up.
382
00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:48,103
Right!
♪ Fry crack corn
and I don't care ♪
383
00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,103
♪ Leela crack corn
I still don't care ♪
384
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:53,034
♪ Bender crack corn
and he is great ♪
385
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,067
♪ Take that, you stupid corn ♪♪
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