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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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[ Boat Horns Blowing ]
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Push, Mrs. Fry.
You're almost there.[ Grunting ]
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You can do it, honey.
Squeeze one out for America.
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Hey, keep it down!
It's the ninth inning!
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[ Crowd Cheering ][ Announcer ]
Here's the 0-2 pitch to Crypool.
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He's taking all the way
for a called strike three.
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Swing the bat, you bum!
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[ Wailing ]
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It's a boy!
And look at that red hair!
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You sayin'
my son's a Commie?
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[ Announcer ]
Groady leans into the pitch--
It hits him!
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The Mets win!
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[ Squeals, Laughs ]
This is the happiest day
of my life!
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Here's your baby, ma'am.Yeah, okay, thanks.
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So, what shall we name him?Ehh, you pick.
I picked dinner last night.
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I was thinkin' of Philip,
after those screwdrivers.
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That's a fantastic idea.
More morphine, please.
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Look, Yancy, it's
your baby brother Philip.
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I wanna be named Philip!
Me Philip! Me Philip!
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Son, your name is Yancy,
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just like me and my grandfather,
and so on,
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all the way back
to minuteman Yancy Fry,
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who blasted Commies
in the American Revolution.
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Philip, until I find
a suitable model
of an I.C.B.M.,
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you'll have to make do
learning to fear
this toy spacecraft.
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[ Cooing, Laughing ]
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Mine! Mine!
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[ Wailing ]
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[ Bell Ringing ][ Horses Whinnying ]
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[ Crowd Cheering ]Come on!
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Baby needs
a new pair of shoes!
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To hell with your spoiled baby. Ineed those shoes!
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[ Announcer ] And it's a dead heat!
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They're checking the electron microscope.
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And the winner is...
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number three in a quantum finish!
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No fair!
You changed the outcome
by measuring it!
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How'd you do, Fry?I'll tell you
when my horse finishes.
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Bad.
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♪♪ [ Chamber ]
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In today's field
we own four horses
and two jockeys.
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We just put our best jockey
out to stud, Amy.
He's perfect for you.
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Hey, baby.
Ever do it in a suitcase?
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Ooh, look!
It's the centaur race!
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[ Bell Ringing ] [ Crowd Cheering ]
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Oww!Aah! Oww!
Oww!
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Come on, come on!
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Hey, Leela, how 'bout
a kiss for good luck?[ Sighs ]
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I meant tongueluck.
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Oww!Oww!
Oww!
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[ Announcer ] And the winner is number four, Steven!
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Ohh!
I am so unlucky.
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I've run over black cats
that were luckier than me.
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Get your pipin' hot
horseburgers,
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horse fries,
horse cakes and shakes.
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We got tongue
straight from the horse's mouth.
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Hmm.It all sounds good.
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All our horses
are 100% horse-fed...
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for that double-horse,
juiced-in goodness.
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I'll have
the cholesterol-free omelet
with Horse Beaters.
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- And you, sir?
How can I horse you?
- I'll have a horse Coke.
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- Horse Pepsi okay?
- Nay.
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♪♪ [ Whistling ]
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[ Pressurized Needle
Fires ][ Whinnies ]
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- [ Yawns ]
- [ Giggling ]
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Hey,
what are you doing?This.
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[ Needle Fires ][ Snoring ]
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Dear Horse God,
I know I don't usually
pray to you.
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Sometimes I doubt
you even exist.
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But if you're willing
to grant me luck,
please stamp your hoof once.
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- [ Bell Ringing ]
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Come on, number six!
Move it!
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[ Yawns ]
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Don't do that!
What are you--
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[ Yawns ]
Man, it's contagious.
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[ Announcer ] And the winner is Harry Trotter...
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by the entire racetrack!
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[ Beeping ]Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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That'll teach those other horses
to take drugs.
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That's it!
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You can only take my money
for so long
before you take it all,
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and I say enough!
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I've got one dollar left,
and this one I'm holding onto.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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I may not know much
about horses,
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but I know a lot
about doing anything
for one dollar.
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If you think bad luck
can defeat me,
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then you don't know
my name is Philip J.--
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[ Groaning ]
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Whew.
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[ Screaming ]
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- [ Crash ]
- [ Groans ]
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That is one unlucky guy.
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Kareem's got the skyhook,
but Philip J. Fry's
got the space-hook.
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Yancy drives.
He goes up with
his patented space-hook.
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Hey, that's my
patented space-hook.
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You stole it.You're not
the president of it.
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Holy camoly!
A seven-leaf clover!
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I'm dying
of old age!
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Game over! Phil wins!
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Yancy's fans
are stunned!
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There'll be no celebration
at the Yancydome!
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Lucky.
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[ Sizzling ]♪♪ [ Whistling ]
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Well, someone's
in a good mode.
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Let's just say
I lucked out
at the track.
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Also,
I rigged one race.
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I'd have won a lot
of money too, if I still had
my lucky seven-leaf clover.
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Plus,
I'd still have my hair.
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I got your page, Mr. Fry.
Your new hair is ready.
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So, whatever happened
to this seven-leaf clover?
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I hid it in
a secret hiding place...
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whose location
I never told anyone,
not even Scruffy.
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So the clover is still
in the hiding place, maybe?
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Hey, yeah,
maybe it is still there,
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underground in the ruins
of Old New York...
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helping some ant
defeat another ant,
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or helping some piece of dirt
turn its luck around.
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Dirt doesn't need luck.
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I'm going down there
to get my clover back.
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Some of the tunnels have
metal bars, so I'll need someone
who's good at bending.
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Leela, how about you?Sure, I'll do it.
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Like hell you will!
Bending's my middle name.
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- It is?
- Yep.
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My full name
is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
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Here's the entrance.
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From this moment on,
I declare my bad luck
officially over.
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Waaa-aaaah!
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[ Thud ]He was fun.
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Well, if we get bored
looking for the clover,
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I've got Tetris
on this thing.
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Look, up ahead.Old New York.
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The city that inspired
a casino in Las Vegas.
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[ Owl Hooting ]Wow, we've got Manhattan
all to ourselves.
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I can finally do
all the crazy stuff
I always dreamed of doing.
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Howard Stern is overrated!
[ Giggling ]
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- Uh, oops!
- New York is so burned!
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- Remember when Mayor Giuliani
cracked down on jaywalking?
- No.
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Well, Rudy,
how do you like
this action?
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[ Groans ]
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As you know,
the big break-dance battle
is Saturday.
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So if we want to win
those Jam Master Jay
autographed parachute pants,
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our crew has to pop, lock
and bust the freshest.
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Noticeably F.A.T.,
drop us a beat.
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[ Imitates Scratching,
Hip-hop Beat ]
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- Name?
- Cosmic F.
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- Style?
- Outer space.
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- Special moves?
- The moonwalk.
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The robot.
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The Zero "G."
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- Name?
- Cosmic Y.
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- Style?
- Uh, deep space.
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- Deep space?
- Special moves?
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- The space walk.
- Hey!
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The robot.The robot?
That's similar to mine!
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The Zero "G."
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What are you doing?
You totally ripped off
my routine.
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- You callin' me a biter?
- [ Stops Hip-hop Sounds ]
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Why do you always have to steal
everything from me, Yancy?
Find your own life and live it.
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Stop illin'.
Word.
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Well, I'd like to see you
try to steal this--
the septuple head spin.
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[ All Gasp ]He's just scratchin'.
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No one's ever done
more than a quadruple.
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Oh, yeah?
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Noticeably F.A.T.,
rewind the tape.
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[ Imitating Tape Rewinding,
Continues Hip-hop Beat ]
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Crazy sucker.
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[ Onlookers Murmuring ]Phil, you're hype!
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That was ice-cold,
bro.
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Fry, if I ever
see you try anything
that crazy again,
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this crew might just have
some new parachute pants!
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[ Cheering, Shouting ]
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Stop hoggin'
the clover!
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[ Both Grunting ]
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Oww!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Sighs ]
All right, team.
Let's go find that clover.
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Which way to your house?
The sign says
we're at 71st Street.
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[ Fry ] 71st Street?
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Hmm. Never heard of it.
Downtown could be
in any direction.
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No sweat. We'll just take
a spin on the "B" train.
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[ Crackling ]Oooh,
that feels funny.
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This is the
Brooklyn-bound "B" train,
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making local stops
at wherever the hell
I feel like.
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Watch for the closing doors.
[ Imitates Bell Dinging ]
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[ Snoring ]
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Wake up, buddy.
End of the line.
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[ Muttering ]
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Gosh, my old neighborhood.
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Oh! That's the bench
where I found some shirts!
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That fire hydrant--
In the summer
we'd light on fire.
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On that corner, some guy
with a bushy beard handed out
a Socialist newsletter.
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- Was it poorly xeroxed?
- You better believe it!
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The old comedians were right.
This place is
a lot different from L.A.
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Pardon me.
Did I overhear you say
you used to live here?
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That's right.Did you know Andy Goldman?
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Yeah. He was my neighbor.
Why?
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- I mutated from him!
- Get outta here!
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What's Andy up to these days?
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The short answer is,
I'm teaching.
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He seemed nice.Sure, when he's sober.
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Holy camoly!
The house I grew up in!
It's still there!
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Man, Father Time...
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really took a bat
to this place.
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That stupid clover
is a worthless
piece of garbage!
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Give it, give it,
give it!
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[ Fry ] Mom! Help!
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Yes!Yancy's trying
to steal my clover.
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Yancy,
stealing is wrong.[ Both Arguing ]
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[ Yancy ]
I'm gonna pile-drive you!Stop it! Aaah!
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You're dead meat!
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What's happenin'
up there?
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Did Kremlin Joe
let fly with the nukes?Not yet, Commander.
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Yancy's just trying
to steal my stuff,
as usual.
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00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:06,379
Well, he'd better
keep his hands
off these bananas.
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Gonna need them
when the radiation
turns us all into monkeys.
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The Ronco Record Vault.
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Yancy'll never get
his hands on you in here
or my money back.
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Ah, The Breakfast Club
soundtrack.
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Man, I can't wait
till I'm old enough
to feel ways about stuff.
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Stay safe, clover.
I may need you again
someday.
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This was
the storage room.
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My dad spent years
turning it into
a bomb shelter.
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And yet you guys never had
a single nuclear war.What a waste.
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This is it.
My Ronco Record Vault.
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I still remember
the combination.
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Three.
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[ Grunting ]
It's stuck.
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The Achilles' heel
of the Ronco design is its
structural resonance frequency.
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Allow me.[ Knuckles Crack ]
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[ Rumbling,
Electronic Humming ]
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There we go.
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Here it is.
The Breakfast Club
soundtrack.
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00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:29,309
You mean
breakfast club
sandwich.
237
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:32,309
I hid my seven-leaf clover
in this very record jacket...
238
00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:35,309
so my brother Yancy
wouldn't get it.
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00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:37,309
Here goes.
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00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:39,309
It's gone!
241
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,965
The whole place
has been cleaned out!
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00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,758
Yancy stole my clover!
That thief!
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00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:46,620
How do you know
it didn't disintegrate?
244
00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:49,102
Everything else in here
held up okay.
245
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,309
Except Sports
by Huey Lewis.
246
00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:57,413
I don't know
why my brother
hated me so much.
247
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,413
Oh, brothers
always fight.
248
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,413
I'm sure deep down
he loved you.
249
00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:04,413
He just never
got a chance to say it
before you got frozen.
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00:15:04,481 --> 00:15:06,551
You think?
'Cause I always
kinda wished that--
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[ Gasps ]
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00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,344
Who is that
godlike figure?
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00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:12,931
It's my brother, Yancy.
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00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,517
And there, in his lapel--
my seven-leaf clover!
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00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:19,033
- I knew he stole it!
- Hold the phone.
256
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:23,379
If that's Yancy, why does the
inscription say "Philip J. Fry"?
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00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:25,379
Wait a second.
That's myname.
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00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:29,000
Good Lord!
He ditched his goofy name
and stole mine!
259
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,413
Apparently,
this brave Adonis,
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00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,517
this Cadillac of men,
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00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,517
was the
"first person on Mars."
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00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,309
[ Fry ] First person on Mars?
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00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:40,309
I should have been
the first person on Mars!
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00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:44,102
He stole my clover,
he stole my name,
and he stole my life.
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00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,586
[ Grunts ]
And now he broke my hand!
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00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,000
His legend
lives on!
267
00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:56,654
So you opened
the record vault,
and the clover was gone?
268
00:15:56,724 --> 00:16:01,861
Yep. Nothing in there but
all the best music of the 1980s
in one amazing collection.
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00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:06,033
Survivor, Pat Benatar,
the Scorpions--
the list goes on.
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00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:09,481
That clover helped
my rat fink brother steal
my dream of going into space.
271
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,481
Now I'll never
get there.
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00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,551
You went there
this morning
for doughnuts.
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00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:18,274
"First person on Mars."
Oh, so your brother
was thatPhilip J. Fry.
274
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:22,517
I'm Philip J. Fry!
He stole my name
after I got frozen!
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00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,551
Shut up, friends!
276
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,551
My Internet browser
heard us saying
the word "Fry"...
277
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,586
and it found a movie
about Philip J. Fry for us.
278
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,688
It also opened
my calendar
to Friday...
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00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:36,102
and ordered me
some French fries.
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00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:40,758
[ Narrator ]
Philip J. Fry,
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00:16:40,826 --> 00:16:43,551
astronaut,
philanthropist,
entrepreneur,
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was a great man
truly worthy of narration.
283
00:16:46,724 --> 00:16:48,826
Fry was the first man
on Mars,
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00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:50,793
a feat that has
never since been equaled.
285
00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:52,344
That should've been me!
286
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:56,240
The ever-lucky Fry
made his fortune
after striking oil...
287
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:59,240
in the bathroom
of the mansion he had won
in a lottery.
288
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,000
That's my clover!
Yancy stole it!
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00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,517
After a whirlwind fling with
Icelandic supermodel Njord,
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00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:09,517
Fry scored a string
of top-ten hits
with his rock band Leaf Seven,
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00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:12,964
known for their hypnotic
rhythms, driving bass lines
and memorable hooks.
292
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,517
That's what I'mknown for!
293
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:18,103
Phil came in, right?
He strummed out
this tune, yeah?
294
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,344
And I said,
"That's a number-one record."
295
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,723
[ Narrator ]
Today, Fry spends
most of his time in his grave...
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00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,240
at Orbiting Meadows
National Cemetery,
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00:17:26,309 --> 00:17:28,758
buried with the trademark
seven-leaf clover...
298
00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:32,309
that will bring him luck
in the next life,
perhaps, some Egyptians believe.
299
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,309
So that's where
my clover is.
300
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:36,550
Hey, is that
orbiting cemetery
near here?
301
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,550
It will be
in a couple hours.
302
00:17:38,619 --> 00:17:42,240
Good. Leela, Bender,
we're going grave robbing.
303
00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:44,275
I'll get my kit!
304
00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:50,136
Thanks for lending me
your tux, Dad.
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00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:52,136
It'll be perfect
for my wedding.
306
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,586
Yancy, that tux
got me through 'Nam
in style.
307
00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:57,619
[ Sighs ]
308
00:17:57,689 --> 00:18:00,103
I just wish your brother
was still around to see this.
309
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,448
I'll never forget the day
Philip disappeared.
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00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:04,792
Wisconsin won
the Rose Bowl, 17-9.
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00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:07,275
Oh, I miss him.Ooh, that reminds me.
312
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,309
I was thinking
I'd rummage through
Phil's records...
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00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:11,344
for something to play
at the wedding.
314
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,931
Have a look downstairs.
Your brother may be missing,
but his crap sure isn't.
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00:18:26,034 --> 00:18:28,000
[ Grunting ]
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00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:33,895
♪♪ [ Humming ]
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00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
[ Gasps ]
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00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,654
Ah, Breakfast Club.
This'll clear out the room
at the end of the reception.
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00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:51,000
[ Gasps ]
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00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:06,136
They buried your brother
in the "World Heroes" section?
I'm impressed.
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00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:09,378
I should be the one
in that grave!
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00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,931
Hmm.
We lost Bender.
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00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,964
[ Metal Clanking ]There.
324
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:29,689
Now no one will be able
to say I don't own
John Larroquette's spine.
325
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:34,000
Aha!
My brother's grave.
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00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:40,034
"Philip Fry,
The Original Martian."
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00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:42,275
It's all lies,
every word of it.
328
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:45,275
He wasn't original. He wasn't
a Martian. He wasn't Philip Fry.
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00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:47,689
And since when
is he a "The"?
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00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:50,067
You're twice the "The"
he ever was.
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00:19:50,136 --> 00:19:52,103
It's clovering time.
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00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,378
[ All Grunting ]
333
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,964
So, had any ideas
for names, Yancy?
334
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:13,654
Uh, I'm sorta
thinking of one.
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00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:17,309
Daddy has a present
for you today.
Do you know what it is?
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00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:20,758
It's a lucky clover
that can help you be successful,
whatever you do.
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00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:22,792
Even break dancing.
338
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,792
And it once belonged
to someone very special.
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00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:28,758
I know what name
you want to give him, Yancy.
It's okay.
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00:20:28,826 --> 00:20:30,792
Really?
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00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,758
Son, I'm naming you
Philip J. Fry,
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00:20:33,826 --> 00:20:36,275
in honor of
my little brother,
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00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:39,103
who I miss every day.
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00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,136
I love you, Philip,
[ Sniffles ]
and I always will.
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00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:48,895
[ Giggles ]
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00:20:53,205 --> 00:20:55,619
"Here lies
Philip J. Fry,
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00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,619
"named for his uncle,
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00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,931
to carry on
his spirit."
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00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,067
[ Crash ] [ Bender ] Pay dirt!
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00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,067
I got the clover,
plus his wedding ring.
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00:21:06,136 --> 00:21:08,344
Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.
352
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,723
Hey, Fry, you want me
to smack the corpse up
a little?
353
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:22,758
Uh, Bender, I think Fry
needs a moment alone.
354
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:24,792
All right.
Grab a shovel.
355
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:27,481
I'm only one skull short
of a Mouseketeer reunion.
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00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,067
♪ Don't you ♪
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00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,448
♪ Forget about me ♪
358
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,344
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪
359
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,689
♪ Don't you ♪
360
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,136
♪ Forget about me ♪
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00:21:46,448 --> 00:21:50,689
♪ Will you recognize me ♪
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00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:55,067
♪ Call my name or walk on by ♪♪
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