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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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Fry, I know those cookies
are fresh-a-licious, but they
produce an awful lot of trash.
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[ Grunts ]
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- [ Sighs ]
- And, Bender,
that aerosol head spray...
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makes your antenna
smell nice.
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- Thank you.
- But it's doing long-term
damage to the planet.
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So? It's not like it's
the only one we've got.
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Good news, everyone.
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I'm sending you on an extremely
controversial mission.
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- Controversial?
- Oh, my, no.
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For this highly
controversial mission,
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you'll be towing
the Juan Valdez,
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an orbiting supertanker
full of rich Colombian
dark matter.
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Dark matter oil?
What if we hit something?
The tanker could leak.
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Impossible. The tanker
has 6,000 hulls.
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So, unlike me,
it's entirely leakproof.
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[ Computer Squeals ]Now, once you've hauled the
tanker past the protestors--
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- Protestors?
- Correct. 6,000 hulls.
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Why do we have to fly
within three feet of this
penguin preserve on Pluto?
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[ Whispering ]
To avoid the tollbooth.
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Okay, she's all restocked
with emergency jam.
Let's get going.
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At the risk
of sounding negative, no.
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Look, Professor, I can't
participate in this mission.
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What are you yapping about?
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This time it's your reckless
disregard for the environment.
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In fact, I'm gonna go join
those protestors.
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This is an outrage!
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I demand you hand over
your captain's jacket.
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This is my normal jacket.
I've had it for ten years.
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I said hand it over.
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Well, Fry,
or should I say...
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Captain Fry?
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No, I shouldn't, because
Bender is the new captain.
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Bender?That's right.
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Being captain is about
intuition and heart.
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A good captain
can't have either one.
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That's why cold, logical Bender
is perfect for the job.
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Well, I do think of human life
as expendable.
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No fair. Leela was
training me to be captain.
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She even let me sit
on her lap and steer...
in this comic I drew.
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Ooh, the new one's out.
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Fry, the title of captain
may inflate the human ego,
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but it's beneath the notice
of my mighty robo-logic.
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Now, look spry, men!
We launch at six bells.
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Greetings, eco-nauts.
I'm Free Waterfall, Sr.,
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founder of Penguins Unlimited.
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Whoa-ho. No, no.
No applause.
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Every time you clap your hands,
you kill thousands of spores...
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that'll someday form
a nutritious fungus.
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Just show your approval
with a mold-friendly thumbs up.
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Please hold your thumbs
until the end.
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Now, folks, it's time
to stop that tanker...
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with a nonviolent
human circle.
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Why do we have to resort
to nonviolence?
Can't we just kick their asses?
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Now, little lady,
those people's asses
are living things too.
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[ Ship Beeping ]
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Aye! We're hitched up tighter
than Davey Jones's U-Haul.
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- At ease, men.
- I am at ease.
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Mr. Fry, I like to
give my first mate
an informal nickname.
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From now on,
you'll be known as Wiggles.
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The hell I will!
Have you even read
the Captain's Handbook?
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I have now. And what's
Peter Parrot's first rule
of captaining?
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Always respect the chain
o' command, Captain.
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Correct, Wiggles.
You've just earned an invitation
to the captain's table.
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The captain's table.
What an honor.
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Our peace ring has 'em
trapped like a tiger
in a washing machine.
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Get ready!Okay, watch yourself.
Here they come.
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When you were planning
this peace ring,
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didn't you realize spaceships
can move in three dimensions?No, I did not.
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Folks, that tanker
gave us the slip.
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But we'll stop 'em here
on Pluto.
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If you're cold,
rub your bodies with permafrost.
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It's nature's long johns.
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If rubbin' frozen dirt
in your crotch is wrong,
hey, I don't wanna be right.
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This here is
our penguin preserve.
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[ Chirping ]
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Aw, they're so cute.
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They're like if puppies
and kittens could have babies.
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We use hand puppets around
the young'uns to simulate
a natural environment.
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[ Screaming ]
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That's adorable. Ow!
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But I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles.
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I won it for saving the children
of Earth from a giant kangaroo.
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It was on the Australian news.
You probably didn't see it.
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Brilliant!Would you cram
a sock in it, Bender!
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Those aren't even medals.
They're bottle caps
and pepperoni slices.
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Thank you, steward.
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Wiggles, weren't you about
to propose a toast
to your gallant captain?
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Fine! I've got a toast.
To Captain Bender,
he's the best...
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at being a big jerk
who's stupid...
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and his big ugly face
is as dumb as a butt.
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Ah, I've heard better.
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If I were in charge,
I wouldn't treat you like this.
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You're nothing but
a big blowhard.
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Sir, you forget yourself.
Shut up!
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[ Slurping ]
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Being captain is obviously
more important to you
than being my friend.
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- I'm going.
- Going?
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But a captain can't drink
without his first mate.
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You can drink
with me, maybe?
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I don't feel like drinking.
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Then if you'll excuse me,
I see some ravioli...
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that only has
two shoe prints on it.
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[ Squishing ]Three.
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[ Voracious Chewing ]
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[ Bender ] ♪ Oh, Greenland is a barren land ♪
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♪ A land that bears no green
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♪ Where there's ice and snow
and the whalefishies blow ♪♪
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Captain, please,
have some liquor.
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You robots need alcohol
to function.
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[ Grunts ]
I once knew a guy.
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You look like him.
He wasn't neither.
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[ Groans ]
I'm a good captain.
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Please, sir.
I love you like a father.
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[ Gasps ] [ Bone Snaps ]
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Here they come.
Oh, I hope they read my sign.
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[ Leela ] Bender's flying too low!
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And he's upside down!He must be talking
on a cell phone.
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[ Beeping ] [ Snoring ]
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[ Mumbling ]What's happening?
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All 6,000 hulls
have been breached!
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Oh, the fools!
If only they'd built it
with 6,001 hulls.
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When will they learn?
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[ All Screaming ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Continuing our coverage
of a tragic, but faraway,story.
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The crisis on Pluto worsens...
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as dark matter spreads
throughout the penguin habitat.
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The images are truly horrific.[ Coughing ]
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[ Cartoon Sound Effects ]
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I don't think any of us
can understand...
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how those poor,
oil-drenched penguins feel.
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[ Laughing ]
Oily humanoid.
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At the time of the crash,
the tanker captain...
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had an alcohol
level of .08%,
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well below the legal limit
for robots.
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- [ Groans ]
- Son, as your lawyer,
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I declare y'all are in
a 12-piece bucket of trouble.
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But I done struck you
a deal.
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Five hours of community
service cleaning up
that ol' mess you caused.
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Five hours? Aw, man.
Couldn't you have just
gotten me the death penalty?
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I'd have done better,
but it's plumb hard
pleading a case...
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while awaiting trial
for that there incompetence.
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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[ Penguins Quacking ]
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[ Flesh Squeaking ]Now you stay away
from those puffin twins.
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[ Squawking ]
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Good way to avoid
frostbite, folks--
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put your hands
between your buttocks.
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That's nature's pocket.
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Uh, I think I'll go
check on Bender.
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Watch that he doesn't
pick your pocket.
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[ Gulping, Sighs ]
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Can't beat fresh-squeezed.
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Bender, can you at least
pretend you're being punished?
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And clean
the black parts too.
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[ Mimicking ]
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Are they black with
white feathers or white
with black feathers?
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[ Deep Voice ]
It don't matter, baby.
They're all beautiful.
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[ Both Sighing ]
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Yo, screws,
more Tegrin over here.
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Oh-hoo, what's this?
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[ Quacking ]
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[ Chuckling ]
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Oh, man, he got away.
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I guess this is why
Chief says no hugging.
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Good work, everyone.
I suggest you all
go get some sleep.
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Me? Well, I'm gonna
stay up all night...
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singing songs about penguins
in a fine piercing tenor.
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Has anyone seen Bender?
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Bender!
Here, robot, robot, robot!
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[ Explosions On TV ]
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00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,678
Hey, why weren't you
Kong Donkeys outside
cleaning up?
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They sent us inside for doing
an unsatisfactory job...
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and eating penguin eggs.
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You ate most of them.
So, where's CaptainBender?
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Off "catastrophizing"
some other planet?
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- Huh?
- Damn it, Fry!
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He may have done wrong,
but he's still your captain.
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I'm worried about him.
He didn't come back
with the group.
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He didn't?No, and with windchill it's
20 degrees below absolute zero.
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I better go find him.Wait. Let me.
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Bender and I have
our disagreements,
but we're still friends.
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And I'm gonna show him
what that means.
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To the ship!Why don't you just walk?
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He was only about
20 yards from here.
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Madam, I am in command now.
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Such a man.
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I'd follow him to hell
and back, I would.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Water Splashing ][ Gasping ]
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What the--
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[ Blubbering ]
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What's this water
made of, ice?
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Forget this!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Quacking ] [ Bender Beeping ]
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- [ Quacking ]
- [ Quacking ]
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[ All Quacking ]
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Captain, I don't think
we're on Pluto any longer.
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In fact, we may have left
space as we know it.
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Then where are we?
You said you knew
how to navigate.
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Stop yelling at me!
[ Sobbing ]
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[ All Quacking ]
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- [ Chirping ]
- [ Weakly Quacking ]
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[ Disappointed Quack ]
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[ Sighing ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Quacks ]
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[ Chirping ]
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[ Retching ]
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Folks, it's worse
than we thought.
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Seems dark matter
is nature's sex drug.
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It's like a perverted
trail mix of penguin estrogen,
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penguin Viagra
and Spanish penguin fly.
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- Why, it's making 'em
ultra-fertile.
- How ultra?
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Well, your garden variety
penguin lays one egg a year.
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Since the spill, our penguins
have been laying six eggs
every 15 minutes.
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- [ All Gasp ]
- Also, the eggs hatch
in only 12 hours.
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- [ All Gasp ]
- Also, the males
are layin' eggs.
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[ Gasps ]
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This man has over-gasped.
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If the birds keep multiplying,
there'll soon
be too many to count.
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Before long, the penguins will
exhaust their food supply...
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and starve to death.
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Oh, if only we hadn't
flown penguins to Pluto...
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and dumped oil on them,
this might never have happened.
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Can't we stop them
from multiplying?
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Yes, I reckon it is
our responsibility.
And thankfully, we have a plan.
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What is it?
We'll do anything.
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Everyone, grab your guns.
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00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:44,116
I declare penguin huntin' season
officially open!
236
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,905
[ All Quacking ]
237
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,995
We can't shoot penguins!
238
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,476
Isn't there some way
to keep them from breeding?
239
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:59,870
Cold showers don't work
on Antarctic creatures.
240
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,874
Surely you agree that a quick
semi-painless death...
241
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,006
is a damn sight better
than weeks of starvation.
242
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,619
Well, I suppose,
but I mean,
243
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,448
I joined Penguins Unlimited
to love penguins,
not to hunt them.
244
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,538
This time the two
are one and the same.
245
00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:18,019
Now, are you with us,
or are you gonna let
innocent penguins suffer?
246
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,630
[ All Quacking ]
247
00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:25,679
Oh, God, it's inhuman!
It's like Hong Kong!
I'll do it!
248
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:30,250
That's a good
old-fashioned gun. Simple
point-and-click interface.
249
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,991
- Rifle check!
- Oh, yeah!
250
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:34,557
Whee doggie!
251
00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:36,865
Hey, you're enjoying this.
252
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,346
Look, nobody enjoys
shootin' penguins.
253
00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:42,436
But if you haveto
shoot penguins, well,
you might as well enjoy it.
254
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:46,875
I'm sorry,
but if it's fun in any way,
it's not environmentalism.
255
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,703
Oh, really?
How 'bout blowin' up dams?
256
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,097
Yeah, that is fun.[ Cocks Rifle ]
257
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,230
Let's "conservate."
258
00:16:56,101 --> 00:17:00,889
[ Fry Screaming ] It's been an honor to serve under you, sir.
259
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,071
All right.
This is for their own good.
260
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:13,380
Don't leave orphans.
Gotta kill entire families.
261
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,512
[ Chirping ]
262
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,952
But they're so cute.
No, you can do this.
263
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,826
It's just like murdering
a little butler.
264
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,175
I-- I can't look.
265
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,702
- [ Rifle Blast ]
- [ Squawking ]
266
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,704
Oh, no!
[ Sobbing ]
267
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,143
What have I done?
268
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:43,410
[ Sobs ]
You poor little guy.
269
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:46,281
I'm so sorry I--
Bender?
270
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,547
[ Bender Beeps ]
271
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:58,163
What's going on?
Were you hiding out
with these little guys?
272
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,775
Of course not!
Filthy ice rats!
273
00:18:00,904 --> 00:18:03,256
Scat! Shoo![ Chirping ]
274
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,258
What are you doing?
Get away.
275
00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,215
Aw, they love you.
276
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:09,522
Well, I don't love them.
277
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,090
- [ Chirping ]
- [ Sighs, Retches ]
278
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:18,836
I don't know why,
but when I look down
at their little faces,
279
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,622
it makes me wanna puke...
in a good way.
280
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:25,104
[ All Shouting Excitedly ]
281
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,548
[ Rifle Blasts Continue ]Stop! Stop shooting!
282
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,638
It's me, Leela. Sorry.
283
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,684
Why aren't you firing
randomly into those birds,
little lady?
284
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,252
Don't you wanna help 'em?Not this way.
285
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,822
What? Why, you're not
a tree-huggin' kook at all.
286
00:18:47,951 --> 00:18:51,478
Look, I don't know
if shooting penguins will help
the environment or not,
287
00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:54,611
but I do know the decision
shouldn't be in the hands
of people...
288
00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:56,656
who just wanna kill for fun.
289
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:01,401
Leela, you may just be farmin'
some free-range truth there.
290
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:03,837
On the other hand,
we already made up...
291
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,449
200 pounds of batter
for penguin tempura.
292
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,669
Okay, boys,
it's them or us!
293
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:11,192
No!
294
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,630
- Hey, where'd they--
- Attack!
295
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,067
[ All Quacking ]
296
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,420
[ All Gasp ]
297
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,818
[ Panting ]
Oh, God.
298
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:34,346
Make sure they use
every part of my body!
299
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,609
I'll avenge
your death, son!
300
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,221
They used to be
such peaceful birds.
301
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:42,528
I suppose this was
your doing.Yep, it's like I taught 'em.
302
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,705
If it ain't black and white,
peck, scratch and bite.
303
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,837
Now, to take off
my tuxedo.
304
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,367
Guys, it's me,
your lovable dictator.
305
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,673
Uh-oh.
[ Screaming ]
306
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:05,508
Oh! If only
we had a toboggan.
307
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,164
Faster! Faster!
308
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,567
[ Grunting ]
309
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,440
[ Both Sigh ]
310
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,576
Oh, right, they can swim.
It's all coming back
to me now.
311
00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,450
[ Gasping ]
312
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,105
It's Fry.Wiggles?
313
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:49,160
Well, at least it'll help
reduce their population.
314
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,337
Yeah, life is
hilariously cruel.
315
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,557
[ Laughing ]
316
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,211
[ Gasping ]
317
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,259
Permission to come
aboard, Wiggles?Granted.
318
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:05,786
We can't take off
without our captain. [ Clearing Throat ]
319
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,571
Oh, and bring
my toboggan.
320
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,273
So, Leela, were you able
to help the penguins?
321
00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:18,058
Well, sure.
I mean, not really.
322
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,583
I mean, nature
will work itself out.
323
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,412
It can't screw things up
any worse than we did
trying to fix things.
324
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,413
Right?[ Mumbles ]
I don't know.
325
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:28,808
Ah, quit your worrying.
Thanks to my shining influence,
326
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:32,247
those stupid birds
will do just fine.
327
00:21:46,521 --> 00:21:48,307
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