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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!
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[ Barking, Bleating,
Whinnying ]
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[ Whinnying ]
[ Pig Oinking ]
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Is Nibbler stoked
for the big pet show?
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He oughta be, with all
the strict training I've
been putting him through.
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Nibbler, roll over,
and you get a ham.
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Roll over.
Roll over for the ham.
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[ Whimpering ]
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You are so adorable.
Who wants a ham?
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[ Snorting, Gulps ]
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Zooka barooka!
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First prize is $500
and a year's supply of dog food!
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Five hundred dollars,
you say?
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Dog food, you say?
[ Slurping ]
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[ Barking ]
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[ Bleating ]
[ Fry ] Man, that dog's
gonna be hard to beat.
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Look at him
bring in the sheep.
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One sheep, two sheep--
[ Yawns ] Three sheep.
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[ Snoring, Whistling ]
The dog's good.
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But our real competition
is the hypno-toad.
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[ Electronic Humming Sound ]
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[ Bleating ]
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[ Muttering ]
[ Humming Sound ]
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[ Crowd Cheering ]
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Your turn, Nibbler honey.
Herd those sheep!
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[ Bleating ]
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[ Bleating Continues ]
Come on, Nibbler!
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[ Chomping, Slobbering,
Gulping ]
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[ Belches ]
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Ma'am,
I have a late entry.
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My hard-shelled
whooping terrier,
Mr. Zoidberg.
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[ High-pitched Whooping ]
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[ Whooping ]
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Faster! Faster!
[ Whooping ]
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Oh!
[ Grunting ]
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[ Crowd Cheering ]
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Ow.
Suck in that gut!
You want to be spayed?
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Ahh.
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[ Giggling ]
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Silence, you cur!
Puff out that brisket.
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** [ Flamenco ]
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[ Rhythmic Clacking ]
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I should be weeping!
I'm not weeping!
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[ Fearful Warbling ]
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[ Laughing ]
I love these things!
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[ Growling ]
[ Screaming ]
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Shake paws, Nibbler.
Come on. Shake.
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He might be
a little hungry.
Shake, boy!
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Usually he's had
more ham by now.
Shake!
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[ Angry Babbling ]
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- [ Yells, Grunting ]
- [ Gasps ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Scream Growing Louder ]
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[ Screeching ]
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[ Screaming, Gasping ]
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[ Cheering ]
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Third prize, a party-sized
keg of guinea pigs,
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goes to Dave Spiegel...
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and his owner, Fluffers.
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[ Cheering, Applauding ]
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Second prize,
this lovely afghan
made from an Afghan,
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goes to Bender
and his whooping terrier!
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Second place?
That's a fancy word
for losing!
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You... didn't...
stick your landing!
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- Forgive me, my friend.
- Never!
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And before we announce
the winner,
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we have a special award
for a first-time contestant--
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Ms. Leela and her
mystery pet, Nibbler.
[ Gasps ]
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Me? Award?
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Him? Me? Good?
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That's just the kind
of eloquence you'd expect
from the owner of...
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Dumbest Pet in Show!
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[ Crowd Laughing, Jeering ]
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And the grand-prize winner--
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[ Droning ]
the hypno-toad.
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[ Electronic Humming ]
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All glory
to the hypno-toad.
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[ Siren Wailing ]
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[ Sighs ]
Maybe they're right.
Maybe Nibbler is dumb.
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Don't listen to them!
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People said I was dumb,
but I proved them.
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Good news, everyone!
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We were supposed to make
a delivery to the planet
Tweenis 12,
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but it's been
completely destroyed.
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- Why is that good news?
- They paid in advance.
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- [ Twanging Sound ]
- Excuse me.
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This is mighty strange.
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First the civilization
of Space Rome collapsed,
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then Don Martin III
went kerflooey,
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and now Tweenis 12.
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- Looks like this planet
is next in line.
- That's Earth.
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- The planet we live on?
- I'd hate to be those guys.
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[ Sniffing, Chirping ]
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[ Panicked Babbling ]
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Ooh!
What's got into him?
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He's twitching like Zoidberg
when someone mentions
the word "food."
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[ Growling ]
What now?
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[ Chirping ]
No!
Nibbler, come back!
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Too bad Nibbler's not around.
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I guess I'll have to eat
this raw, dripping ham
by myself.
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[ Electronic Humming ]
Nibbler?
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Nibbler, you're scaring me.
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[ Gasps, Screams ]
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[ Panting, Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
Nibbler!
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[ Grunting ]
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Am I going crazy?
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Have my years of wild hedonism
finally caught up with me?
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[ Gasps ]
Nibbler, help!
Don't leave me here!
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Excited Babbling ]
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[ Leela Groaning ]
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Uh, Nibbler, could you
scooch the seat up
just a little bit?
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[ Muttering ]
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Leela back yet?
Fry, help me!
My heart stopped beating!
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You don't have a heart.
You're a robot.
Sure. Right.
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Robot. Oh, Fry, my skin's
all dry and clanky!
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Well, yeah.
Robots are made of metal.
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Am I a robot?
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If this is some kind of scam,
I don't get it. You already
have my power of attorney.
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Fry!
[ Gasping ]
My skin!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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I'm a genius.
Ow! Ow!
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[ Gurgling ]
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Dr. Zoidberg,
why is everyone
acting so weird?
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Zoidbee want balloon.
Want balloon now!
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Zoidbee want go outside!
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Ah, I just let you back in!
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This is unbelievable.
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I thought you were a furry
little moron, but here you are
flying an adorable spaceship.
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If only you could talk.
[ Babbling ]
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Wait!
I understood that.
[ Babbling ]
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You say you're transmitting
your thoughts directly
to my brain?
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Yeah.
[ Babbling ]
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You say those awful
flying brains are making
everyone on Earth stupid?
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[ Babbling ]
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Oh! Stupider.
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And you go on to say
that we're headed
for your home planet,
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where your race has lived
since the beginning
of the universe?
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-[ Affirmative Chirp ]
-So, how did the universe begin?
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[ Babbling,
Low Growling ]
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[ Babbling,
Low Grunting ]
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Then the meaning
of existence--
[ Beeps ]
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So every religion is wrong!
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[ Gargling ]
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** [ Uptempo ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Grunts ]
[ Giggling ]
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You fell. Hi!
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Today some bad things
happened.
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One bad thing was
a train got crashed
in New Jersey.
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Want to see?
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People won't be late
for work, though, because
the governor lady said,
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[ Mock Stern Voice ]
"I'm sending in more trains."
[ Horn Blows ]
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[ Chattering ]
Wait for me!
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Morbo can't understand
his teleprompter.
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He forgot how you say
that letter that looks
like a man with a hat.
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It's a "T."
It goes "tuh."
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Hello, little man.
I will destroy you!
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Man, even the newsmonster
is acting strange.
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- What are we gonna do?
- Duh. I know!
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Let's play the lottery!
No! Let's buy Internet stock.
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On margin!
Zoidbee wanna buy
on margin.
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Look at me!
I'm invisible.
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Wait a minute.
I know what's going on here.
You've all become idiots!
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Hey, let's all join
the Reform Party!
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[ Cheering ]
Oh, yeah!
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Welcome back, Lord Nibbler,
Ambassador to Earth, home world
of the pizza bagel.
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[ Low Voice ]
Thank you. I bear many
receipts for reimbursement.
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The four welcomes a friendship
to you as well, Leela.
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We shall manipulate your mind,
so we appear to be speaking
your language.
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- Do not be afraid, my child.
- I'm not afraid.
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Uh, good. Good.
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So your real name
is Lord Nibbler?
That's a coincidence.
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That name
is for your sake.
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In the time it would take
to pronounce one letter
of my true name,
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a trillion cosmoses
would flare into existence
and sink into eternal night.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, you're all so cute!
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No, we're not.
We Nibblonians are
an ancient and powerful race.
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Behold-- When the universe
was forged in the crucible
of the big bang,
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our mighty race
was already 17 years old.
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- Aww!
- [ Growling ]
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[ Thunderclaps ]
For the first millisecond
of time, things were okay,
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but then there arose
a terrible enemy--
the Brain Spawn.
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[ Agitated Babbling ]
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Ever since, we have waged
unceasing war...
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against these dreadful--
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Lunch is ready.
Then let the feast
of a thousand hams begin!
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[ Slurping, Gobbling Sounds ]
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[ Belching ]
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So why are these Brain Spawn
attacking Earth, Nibbler?
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The Brain Spawn hate
all consciousness.
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The thoughts of others
screech at them
like the forced laughs...
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of a billion
art-house movie patrons.
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Thus they travel
from world to world,
making everyone stupid...
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in order to wipe out
all thought in the universe.
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Wipe out all thought?
My God! They're like
flying televisions!
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And even we
are powerless
to stop them,
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fearsome though we are.
[ Purring ]
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00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,277
There is but one being
who can resist them--
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a child of destiny
whose bizarre
brain-wave pattern...
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makes him immune
to the Brain Spawn attack.
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- He is the hope
of the universe.
- [ Gasps ]
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The fate of your world--
perhaps all worlds--
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rests in his special mind.
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00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,495
Now, when you say
"special--"
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[ People Screaming ]
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[ Siren Wailing ]
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Attention,
New New Yorkers!
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Stop acting so stupid!
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[ Amplified Squawk ]
[ Screams ]
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[ Leader #1 ] Nibblonian fleet
holding at perimeter of Moron
Zone, formerly known as Earth.
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Why would Fry be immune
to the flying brains?
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Because
he doesn't shower?
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The Brain Spawn suppress
intelligence by attacking
the delta brain wave.
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[ Beeping ]
Every animal and robot in the
universe generates this wave,
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as do certain trees.
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[ Nibbler ]
Fry, however, does not.
[ Flatline Tone ]
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Somehow he has cobbled
together a random assortment
of other brain waves...
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into a working mind.
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Like a prom dress made
from carpet remnants.
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Yes, like
your prom dress.
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The Brain Spawn are commanded
by a giant, evil brain...
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with a gooey center
of pure hate.
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Only Fry, with his superior
yet inferior mind,
can approach it.
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You must tell him
to disable it.
We will do the rest.
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- You can count on me.
- No, we can't.
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Once on Earth,
you will be too stupid
to remember the message.
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That's why
we wrote it down for you.
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We've also prepared
a bag lunch
and some mittens.
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Time to reeducate
you dunce bags. We'll start
with U.S. presidents.
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This was our first president,
George Washington.
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Let's review.
Who was our first president?
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Um--
[ All Mumbling ]
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A pickle jar?
Thomas Jefferson?
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[ Whistling ]
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00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,437
Leela!
I've been so worried!
Are you a bonehead?
238
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,774
I have to tell--
239
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:39,578
must-- important--
something.
240
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,813
Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
You're going a mile a minute.
241
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,384
This! You for this.
242
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,818
Thanks!
[ Blows Nose ]
243
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,989
No!
244
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,225
Ow! Fire hot!
245
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,326
The professie will help.
246
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,828
[ Screams ]
Fire indeed hot!
247
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,131
[ Gasps ]
248
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,303
Oh! Chester A. Arthur
fall down.
249
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,905
Brain!
Brain make people dumb.
250
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,576
No, Leela.
Brain make people smart.
251
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,313
[ Frustrated Grunt ]
252
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,986
[ Low Scream ]
You go fight
biggest brain of all.
253
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,023
Even bigger than those?
Holy nuts! Where is it?
254
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,125
- [ Slurred ]
I don't know.
- Hmm.
255
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,659
A giant brain
is basically a giant nerd,
256
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:31,831
and where would
a giant nerd be?
[ Dramatic Gasp ]
257
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,466
[ Fry ]
The library!
[ Panting ]
258
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,802
[ Gasps ]
[ Grunts ]
259
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,019
Pathetic human race.
260
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,989
Arranging their knowledge
by category just made it
easier to absorb.
261
00:15:56,088 --> 00:16:00,626
Dewey, you fool!
Your decimal system has played
right into my hands.
262
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,695
[ Sinister Laughing ]
263
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,500
- [ Gasps ] What do you want?
- I'm here to kick your ass!
264
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,503
Wishful thinking.
265
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,873
We have long since evolved
beyond the need for asses.
266
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,649
Odd. My stupefaction field
is having no effect on
your ability to think.
267
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:27,419
That's right! I think you'll
find that a little knowledge
is a dangerous thing!
268
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,856
Okay. Better think
of a new plan.
269
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:35,195
Come on, Fry. Think.
Thinking. Thinking.
270
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,865
[ Groaning ]
Stop that!
271
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,501
Hey, thinking hurts him.
Maybe I can think of
a way to use that.
272
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,274
- [ Groaning ]
- Aha! Prepare to be thought at!
273
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,677
Leela, give me a topic.
Duh!
274
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,546
- Seriously.
I can't think of anything.
- [ Laughing ]
275
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,548
[ Whimpering ]
276
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,950
I gotta find something
to make me think.
277
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,553
Hardy Boys. Too easy.
Nancy Drew. Too hard.
278
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,523
Ah! Perfect.
Bonfire of the Vanities!
279
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,693
No!
It's unbearable!
280
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,967
The brains are weakening.
Nibblonians to Nibble stations.
281
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,970
Prepare Cuddle Bug
for deployment
in 40 nibblets.
282
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,307
[ Sighs ]
Sometimes I fear
we ar cute.
283
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,308
Oh, niggle-snoosh!
284
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,977
[ Groaning ]
Take that! And that!
285
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,547
This sentence
I don't understand,
but take this one!
286
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,717
[ Groans ]
You have not won yet.
287
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,320
Each book in this room
is a gateway
to a mental realm,
288
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:38,224
and I shall take you there
and imprison you forever!
289
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,094
[ Whimpering ]
Icky!
290
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,233
[ Bird Screeches ]
291
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,469
[ Blubbering ]
Where are we?
292
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,673
A gold doubloon
to the man who first spies
the white whale.
293
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:59,511
- Big whale over there!
- Arr! I saw it first.
294
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:03,782
Wait!
That no white whale.
It gray thinkie whale.
295
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,318
Queequeg, let go of me.
I have to kill it!
296
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,320
Farewell!
297
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,357
You will all be trapped
in this dense
symbolist tome...
298
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,660
forever!
299
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,961
Huh?
Follow him!
It's our only way out.
300
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,530
[ All Grunting ]
301
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,967
[ Both Groaning ]
302
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,006
Excuse me.
Have you seen
a giant brain?
303
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,376
Yep. I let him
help me whitewash
Aunt Polly's fence.
304
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,944
Tom Sawyer,
you tricked me.
305
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,015
This is less fun
than previously indicated.
306
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,720
Let this corny slice
of Americana be your tomb
for all eternity.
307
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,655
Please, no!
Come on!
308
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,493
[ Groaning Continues ]
309
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,666
Mr. Fry, Mama tells us
you're quite the oddity.
310
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,404
A bachelor at your age.
You think I'm an oddity?
Wait till you see--
311
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,673
Presenting the most eligible
landowner in all Hartfordshire,
312
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,742
Mr. Brainley.
313
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,845
I'm a gigantic brain!
314
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,515
I say!
Most ungentleman-like!
315
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,519
Mr. Brainley,
what news have you
of the London season?
316
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,653
Well--
Hey, brainey!
Think fast!
317
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,022
I always think fast.
[ Screams ]
318
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,726
The whale--
he be white now!
319
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,529
[ Grunting, Gasping ]
Ow!
320
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,202
Leela, I've got an idea.
Stay here with Queequeg.
321
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,538
[ Grunts ]
322
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,173
Is there Mrs. Queequeg?
323
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,680
[ Grunting ]
324
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,182
I'm free!
325
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,017
All right, brain!
326
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:49,188
Get ready for some
electroshock treatment!
327
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,590
[ Yelling ]
328
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,593
[ Groans ]
329
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,694
[ Grunts ]
330
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,531
[ Gagging ]
331
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,103
[ Crying ]
332
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,972
Fry, don't die!
Wake up!
333
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,941
[ Loud Gagging, Groans ]
334
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:13,613
No!
[ Laughing ]
335
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,483
[ Laughing Continues ]
336
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:21,421
Leela cried for her lost love
as Fry lay dead
under the heavy bookcase.
337
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,624
The big brain
laughed in triumph.
Ha-ha-ha!
338
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,294
Then, for no reason,
he left Earth forever.
339
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,296
The end. There!
340
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,298
Now he's trapped
in a book I wrote--
341
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,500
a crummy world of plot holes
and spelling errors.
342
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,503
The big brain
am winning again!
343
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:41,273
I am the "greetest"!
[ Laughing ]
344
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:45,677
Now I am leaving Earth
for no raisin!
345
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,317
[ Cheering ]
346
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,785
The big brain is defeated.
347
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,322
Let what must be done
be done.
348
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,357
[ Slobbering Sounds ]
349
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,127
[ Belching ]
350
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,131
Me... feel...
351
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,667
a bit better
in cognitive faculties.
352
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:13,772
I did it!
And it's all thanks to the books
at my local library.
353
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,277
[ Nibbler Narrating ]
And so life returned to normal,
354
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:21,180
or as normal as it gets
on this primitive dirt ball...
355
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,214
inhabited by psychotic apes.
356
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,018
Thanks to the effect
of the brain rays,
[ Dialogue Indistinct ]
357
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:29,020
the people of Earth
had no memory
of what had transpired,
358
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:33,826
except Fry,
and no one believed him
or cared what he had to say.
359
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:37,564
[ Purring ]
I, meanwhile,
returned to my post,
360
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,200
ever vigilant,
lest Earth again come
under brain attack.
361
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:44,703
And when that day comes,
God help us.
362
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,306
God help us all.
363
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,175
Time for a diapie change!
[ Chirps ]
364
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,177
[ Nibbler Narrating ]
End transmission.
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