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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!
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- Guidance system?
- On-line.
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- Autopilot?
- Present.
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- Dark matter indicator?
- Making a noise.
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All systems operational.
Let's rock.
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[ Horns Honking,
People Shouting ]
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Gentlemen, I've completed
my report on the crash.
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Whoa! I'm not readin' that crap!
Summarize it in one word.
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- Sabotage.
- [ All Gasp ]
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This is a normal L-unit.
Without it,
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space travel is but
the fevered dream of a madman.
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Of course!Duh!
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- It's an important unit.
- And this, my friends,
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is the L-unit I just
removed from the ship.
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[ All Gasp ]
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That doesn't look like an "L"
at all, unless you count
lowercase.
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You know we don't!Ooh!
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Whoever did this was strong.
This is 340 pounds
of Tonka-tough steel.
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Hmm. It should
look like this.
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But instead
it looks like this.
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-Who would do a thing like that?
-Who coulddo a thing like that?
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And by "that" I mean this.
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Well, gang, it looks like
we have another mystery
on our hands.
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I'd better make a chart
of the suspects.
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I'll begin by drawing
a line with my straightedge.
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[ Gasps ]
Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe!
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My edge has been bent!
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My javelin too!
It's ruined!
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Now we'll never beat
Jupiter State.
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My Slinky! My cuddly
little pet Slinky!
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[ Sobbing ]
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What's all the hubbub?
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My God! Even
the professor's been bent!
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Thank you for your sympathy,
talking square of linoleum.
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I'll get you fixed up.
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Ohhh!That's fine.
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Wait a minute! Bender,
what did you just do
to the professor?
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- I bent him.
- [ All Gasp ]
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Bender! J'accuse.
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Oh, I see.
A bunch of stuff gets bent,
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so it must be the robot
designed for bending.
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I know how to settle this.
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We'll check last night's
surveillance tapes.Surveillance?
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What tapes?You've seen me naked?
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♪♪ [ Humming ]
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Ah! Last night's tape.
It was right next to
"Bathroom Bloopers Four."
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[ Snoring ][ Owls Hooting ]
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[ Bender ] See? Nothin'. Told you, losers!
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Wait. There on the screen. It's that guy you are!
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[ All Gasp ]I'm sleepwalkin'.
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Dear Lord, we've got
robots on the ceiling!
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[ Babbling ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ All Gasping ]
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[ Bones Cracking ][ Groans ]
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[ Snoring Continues ]
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You weren't sleepwalking.
You were sleep-bending.
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This is quite a shock!
On the other hand, it's not
surprising in the least.
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After all, I've been bending
since the day I was built.
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[ Bender Narrating ] I was born on an assembly line in the bad part of Tijuana.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Mama. Wah! Wah! Wah!
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Gulping ]
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[ Beeping ]
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Hooray!
I graduated!
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Time to bend around Europe
for a few months,
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then get a job bending.
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You remember your own birth?Sure. It was only
four years ago.
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- You're only four years old?
- Precocious little scamp,
ain't I?
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Hmm. Bender must have
a pent-up need to bend...
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that's not being satisfied
by his bend-free lifestyle.
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Then he can't stay here.
He's a menace to every straight
person in the company.
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Go satisfy your bend lust,
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and don't you come back
to work until you do!
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[ Chanting ]
No more bending! No more work!
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Give us a raise,
you big fat jerk!
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Nevers!
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[ Whistles ]
Yo! The mafia supports ya!
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But don't tell no one.
Spread the word.
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As the duly elected mobsters
of this union,
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it's our duty to support
the struggle of these
proud, lazy slobs.
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Yeah, but what if management
remains "intragnizent"?
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From the context,
it is clear what you mean.
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In that case, Clamps may have
a little surprise for them.
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The clamps! Right?
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[ Sinister Laughing ]
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[ Low Chanting ]Ah, no! A strike?
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Now I'll never
get to bend anything!
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Oh, woe is Bender!Hang tough, brother.
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Management refused our demand
to switch casual Friday
to Monday.
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What?And now they're hiring scabs
at 10 times the normal wage.
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Ten times normal wage!
I'll give those jerks what for!
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[ Angry Chattering ]
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Welcomes aboard, scab.Great to be here.
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Come on. I'll introduces you
to your scab coworkers
you'll be scabbin' with.
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This here's
our scab foreman.
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- Flexo?
- Bender?
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Hey, sorry you got sent
to that South American
Turkish prison...
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instead of me on account
of mistaken identity.
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You bastard!
They treated me like an animal!
And that's what I became!
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[ Laughs ]
Nah, you're all right.
Good to see ya, buddy.
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And here's another scab
what also works here.
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- Angleene.
- [ Gasps ]
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Hello!
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Hey! Youse guyses wanna move that thing?
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- Hello!
- [ Deep Laughter, Coughs ]
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[ Chanting ]
Give us a raise,
you big fat jerk!
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[ Foreman ] Nevers![ Grunting ]
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[ Grunting Continues ]
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[ Sighs ]
Ow!
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Um, hi, Angleene.
Whatcha up to?
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Makin' hangers.
Guidance counselor said
I had a knack for it.
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That's cool. That's cool.
So, um, uh,
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I was wonderin' if--
you know, it's cool if not--
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but what are you doin'
after work?
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What I always do.
Jack squat.
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[ Chuckles ]
Me too. Man, we have
a lot in common, huh?
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Well, we are made of
virtually identical components.
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Are you sure?
Maybe I should sneak a peak
at your access panel.
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Hey, according
to the Scab Handbook,
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that's extremely
inappropriate banter.
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And that's just
the way I like it.
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Haile H. Selassie!
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There, little friend.
Good as new.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Farnsworth ]
What an exquisite day![ Wheels Squeaking ]
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That azure sky.
The verdant treetops.
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Those delightful birds
with their chirp, chirp, chirp
and their tweet, tweet, splat.
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Professor, I've never
seen you so cheerful.
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What the hell's
wrong with you?Hmm. I'm not quite sure.
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Perhaps seeing things
from a new perspective has
reminded me of life's beauty.
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Or perhaps my new posture
is causing blood to pool
in the back of my brain,
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resulting in a mild
delirium.
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Incidentally, you have
a dime up your nose.
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I wish.
It's a nickel.
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[ Murmuring ]Union forever!
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Lousy scabs! They can't
do those things! Et cetera!
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[ Grunting ]
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I bet watchin' me bend
girders like this turns
your legs all rubbery.
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Well, my legs aremade of rubber.
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And anyway, I am just
as strong as you are, Mac.
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Oh, yeah? Prove it.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Groans ]
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Here, let me help you.
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[ Electricity Crackling ]
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♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪
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♪ Long as you love me it's all right ♪
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♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪
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♪ You got the power to turn on the light ♪
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♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪
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♪ Long as you love me it's all right ♪
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♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪
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♪ Long as you love me it's all right ♪[ Professor Groaning ]
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[ Both Laughing ] ♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪♪
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My new bent outlook
has completely reenergized me.
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I'm even dating a young
Brazilian retired actress.[ All Congratulating ]
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Some say I'm
robbing the cradle,
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but I say she's
robbing the grave.
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Howdy, doodies!
What's new?
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I was just regaling
your former coworkers...
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with a tale of bedroom antics
the likes of which--
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Yeah, yeah, big whoop.
No one cares.
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I got Bender-related news.
I'm in love.
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And I'm takin' all my friends
out to celebrate.
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[ All Cheering ][ Amy ]
Let's go live it up!
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[ Groans ]
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Hey, look at this crowd.
You guys gotta try the pasta.
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It's got a real nice
profit margin.
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Bam! So, special
occasion tonight?
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Oh, Elzar, you'll never
guess what's happened!
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- Bam?
- I've met the most
dynamite ladybot.
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Hey, that's terrific.
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To celebrate, I'm gonna stick
seven copies of my latest
cookbook on your bill.
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Bless you, sir.
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So, Bender, tell us about
this new girlfriend of yours.
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I intend to, through
the lost art of the toast.
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To Angleene!
She's got it all--
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looks, charm and the love
of a fabulous bending robot.
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She sure does.
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[ Both Giggling ]
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Flexo!
[ Grunting ]
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Careful!
That's a week old!
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I finally meet a nice girl,
with a pair of legs
that don't quit unexpectedly,
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and that jerk Flexo
steals her away?
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It's time to kick
some shiny metal ass!
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You degenerate hussy!
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I'm disappointed
in you too, Angleene.
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Bender, it's-it's
not what you think.
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Oh, God, then it's worse
than I think!
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00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:26,688
Now look, there is
no reason to be upset.
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- Flexo and I are divorced.
- Div-- Huh?
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We're just havin' dinner
'cause we wanna stay friends.
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Ah, I knew that.
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What I'm actually outraged by
is your choice of wine!
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Really,
it's the steward's fault.[ Slap ]
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Excellent choice, sir.
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That Flexo!
Why, I'm knockin' him
right on his butt.
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Can't believe this.
[ Muttering ]
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Obsessing won't help, Bender.
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Take a lean back
and enjoy life.
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00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:57,724
I can't. My fembot may be
in love with another manbot.
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00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:02,136
Well, talk to her.
Tell her about your feelings
in an open and honest way.
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00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,240
Yeah. Either that
or be a man.
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00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:07,551
[ Bender ] Okay, I've constructed an elaborate lie.
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00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,067
I'll call Angleene
while pretending to be Flexo,
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arrange a date,
show up disguised as him...
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00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,861
and catch her
two-timing me with myself.
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That's thinkin' like a man.
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♪♪ [ Touch Tones ]
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Hello? This is Flexo.
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[ Door Opens, Closes ]
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Now we'll see who loves whom.
[ Sinister Laughing ]
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♪♪ [ Rock ][ Chattering ]
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Hey, hot stuff.Hey, Flexo.
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00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:53,551
So since when do you go
to bars on work nights?
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It's not like you at all.Nonsense.
It's exactly like me.
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Flexo, the fun-lovin' love
machine fembots love to love.
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00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:04,793
Hey, barkeep,
I'll have a fuzzy navel,
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and she'll have
the girliest drink in the house.
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00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,206
Two fuzzy navels comin' up.
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00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:12,206
I hope they can make
change for a fortune.
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00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:16,965
Yo, get an eyeload of that
filthy scab with the beard...
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flashin' his filthy
scab money.
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00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,861
- It's an insult to you, boss.
- Yeah.
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00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,344
That cash oughta be slushin'
my fund and kicks-in' my back.
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00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,379
I'm greasin' up my whoozits.
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00:14:27,447 --> 00:14:29,413
Whoa, whoa, Clamps.
Not yet.
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00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:32,931
Let's just keep an eye on him
and see if he does it
a couple more times.
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00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,551
You're looking good
to Flexo tonight.
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Quit makin'
with the googly eyes. You know
that I'm in love with Bender.
233
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:41,379
Bender?
That walkin' wuss factory?
234
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:45,413
He may be a walkin' factory,
but believe me, he is no wuss.
235
00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:48,895
Now look, you and me
are through. I told you that
when I divorced you.
236
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,240
But goin' through
a divorce together,
237
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,517
you can't tell me that
didn't bring us closer.
238
00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:55,067
Care to dance?
239
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:58,240
Well, you know
I love dancin', but
you always hated it.
240
00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:02,895
In that case,
it's somethin' I've always
wanted to make up to you.
241
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:06,206
♪♪ [ Techno ]
242
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,931
Hey, Scratchmo!
243
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,309
How about droppin'
me and the lady
some rump-rattlin' beats?
244
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,895
I had hoped by the second time
he flashed his cash,
245
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,895
my rage would've subsided.
246
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:20,413
Sadly, that
has not happened.
247
00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:24,344
♪♪ [ Techno Continues ]
248
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:27,309
You used to be
so inflexible, Flexo.
249
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,309
You have really
loosened up.
250
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,826
I recently upgraded
my funk card.
251
00:15:31,895 --> 00:15:34,172
[ Grunting ]
Come on!
252
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,965
All right!Come on, now!
253
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,481
What's new? Huh?
254
00:15:44,688 --> 00:15:47,309
Ugh!
255
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,654
Flexo?
What's goin' on?
256
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,654
[ Laughs ]
Did, um--
257
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:55,688
Oh! Flexo!
258
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:59,240
[ All Shouting ]
259
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,654
So the moral of the story is...
260
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:12,724
if you want it to stay sunk,
tie a weight to it!
261
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:15,447
[ Both Laughing ]
262
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,379
You know, you always were
a kick in the teeth, man.
263
00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:22,758
Ah, shucks, thunder buns.
You make me feel like
a million volts.
264
00:16:22,826 --> 00:16:25,793
Oh, Flexo, Flexo, Flexo.
265
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,965
I'm startin' to remember
why I fell for you
in the first place.
266
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:32,895
[ Thinking ]
So, she's fallin' for Flexo, eh?
267
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:36,413
I'd better seduce her
a little more, just to be sure.
268
00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,965
Well, it's late.
I should get home to my trailer.
269
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,000
I'll walk you out.
270
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,481
After all, a true gentlemen
tends to his date's every need.
271
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,481
Tiparillo?
272
00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:52,447
Here you are, my lad.
273
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:56,793
Bring the lady's car around
in the finest way possible.
274
00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:59,240
He's flashin'
his cash loaf again.
275
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,481
How many times is that?
Two or three?Three.
276
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:05,689
All right. That's
the necessary number of times.
277
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,309
That scab's gonna have a little
on-the-job accident.
278
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,517
With all due respect,
Donbot,
279
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:14,275
I don't think we should rely
on an accident happenin'.
280
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,862
- Let's kill him ourselves.
- [ Groans ]
281
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:20,862
Well, good night.
I had a great time.
282
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:23,895
How about a lift...
to your place?
283
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,895
- What?
- Admit it.
284
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:28,240
You felt somethin'
for me tonight.
285
00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,481
And by "me"
I mean Flexo.
286
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,448
Hey, look,
I had fun, but--
287
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:34,448
But?But--
288
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:38,067
Bu-u-u-t?
289
00:17:38,136 --> 00:17:42,172
[ Panting ]
But--
290
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,448
[ Both Moaning ]
291
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:54,172
Huh? Bender!
You tricked me!
292
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,067
That's right, baby!
I ain't your
lover boy Flexo,
293
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,067
the guy you love so much!
294
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:03,103
You even love anybody
pretending to be him!
295
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:07,309
Well, maybe I love you so much,
I love you no matter who you'repretending to be.
296
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:11,034
Oh, how I wish I could
believe or understand that!
297
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,792
There's only one reasonable
course of action now.
298
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:16,792
Kill Flexo! Ow!
299
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,413
No-o-o-o!
300
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:26,550
♪♪ [ Humming ]
301
00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:31,448
- [ Grunts ]
- Thanks. I appreciate that.
302
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,448
[ Laughs ]
Nah, I'm joshin' ya.
That was quite annoying.
303
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,448
You call yourself divorced?
304
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:39,205
You're makin' a mockery of one
of our oldest institutions!
305
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:42,931
What?[ Both Grunting ]
306
00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:47,000
All right, boss.
Give the word,
307
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,275
and I'll drop
this unbendable girder--
clamp, clamp, ka-bamp!
308
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:53,448
Remember, only kill
the one with the beard.
309
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,964
That other filthy scab,
we got nothin' against.
310
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,000
[ Grunting Continues ]
311
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:10,172
- That's low!
- Please stop! I'm not worth it!
312
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,689
Probably not,
but I love you,
313
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:15,619
and I'm gonna kick his ass
till I win you back!
314
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,964
[ Grunting Continues ]
315
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:23,103
Whoa! Hey! [ Donbot ] Okay, Clamps, now.
316
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:26,517
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Screaming ]
317
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,826
Oh, that's gotta clamp!
318
00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:32,654
Flexo, are-are you okay?
319
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:36,275
Yeah. Never better.
[ Coughing ]
320
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,826
Nah, I'm yankin' your chain.
I'm dyin'.
321
00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:42,964
You can't die!
Tonight Bender showed me
that I love you.
322
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,378
But... I love you.
323
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:48,344
[ Angleene ] I know, and I care for you too.
324
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:53,862
But I could never love anyone
as much as you made me realize
I love Flexo!
325
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,862
[ Sobbing ]But-- But--
326
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:01,654
[ Sighs ]
I love you so much,
Angleene,
327
00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,309
I want you to be happy,
no matter what.
328
00:20:04,378 --> 00:20:06,481
But what are you sayin'?
329
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:12,034
I'm sayin' I've got
an unbendable girder to bend.
330
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:15,000
You can't bend that girder.
It's unbendable!
331
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,586
Well, I don't know
anything about lifting,
332
00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:20,172
so that just leaves us
the one option.
333
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,758
[ Grunting ]
334
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:38,413
[ Grunting Continues ]
335
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:49,240
Thanks, buddy.
Another year under that,
and I'd have been a goner.
336
00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:53,034
I'll always
remember this, Bender.
337
00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:57,378
Me too. Me too.
338
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,448
Jerk.
339
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:06,309
So, Flexo and Angleene
had sex right there
on the factory floor?
340
00:21:06,378 --> 00:21:08,895
Well, at least you got
bending out of your system.
341
00:21:08,964 --> 00:21:14,205
Yes. I won't be up to bending
again for a long, long time.
342
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:17,378
Perhaps it's your outlook
that needs a good bend--
343
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,378
a 90-degree bend--
344
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:22,895
to a place where happiness
is perpendicular to wonderment.
345
00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:26,378
Professor, we're all sick
of your upbeat attitude.[ All Agreeing ]
346
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:30,344
Nonsense. It's just like
in the song I wrote.
347
00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:33,344
♪ We all need
a new angle on life ♪
348
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:36,000
[ Sighs ]
Bender, you've gotta help us.
349
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:40,000
I try to get out, but
they keep pullin' me back in!
350
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:43,654
♪ Wangle a new dangle on life ♪ [ Bones Cracking, Groaning ]
351
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:47,517
No, Bender!
The other way!I like him better this way.
352
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,895
I'm sad now.
353
00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:51,895
Eh, it's fine.
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