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♪ 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy ♪
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♪ Rockin' through the night ♪
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♪ Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy ♪
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♪ Ain't she a beautiful sight ♪
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♪ Come on and join our convoy♪
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♪ Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way ♪
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♪ We gonna roll this truckin' convoy ♪
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♪ 'Cross the U.S.A. ♪
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♪ Convoy ♪♪ [ Man #1 On Radio ] Breaker, breaker. This here's the Duck.
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And, uh, you wanna back off of them hogs?
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[ Man #2 ] Uh, 10-4. 'Bout five miles or so. Ten, roger.
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[ Bell Dinging ]
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Hmm. I better check
the fluid levels.
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We're okay on Coke syrup.
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Oh, man. Come on!
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[ Explosion ]Comin' through!
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[ Unzips Fly ]
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[ Fry ] Okay. Yeah. Mmm!
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What's that black cracker?
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[ Crunches ]A tomato.
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You're not gonna eat a sandwich
from a truck-stop men's room,
are you?
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Ehh, what's the worst thing
that could happen?
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Ugh! It's like
a party in my mouth,
and everyone's throwing up.
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Lookie there. It's one of them
things like on our mud flaps.Yosemite Sam?
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Stands back.
I'm gonna puts my moves on her.
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Whoa-oh-oh-ohs!
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That jerk! No one hoots at my
captain unless they're prepared
to take it to the next level.
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Fry, please. That's sweet,
but I'd rather not even dignify
them with an ass-whupping.
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Yo, sexy mama.
Let's get busy and freaky,
in that order.
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Hey, jumbo! How would you
like it if Leela said youwere sexy...
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and she wanted to
make love with you?Eh, I gots five minutes.
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She looks pretty good
for a truck-stop chick.[ Both Laughing ]
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You take that back!
She does notlook good
for a truck-stop chick!
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[ Laughing
Continues ]
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Yeah, you're right.
She don't gots enough meat
for a guy like me.
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She does too! She's loaded
with meat. She's got more
meat than a cow. Ow!
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Ah! More meat than a cow![ Laughing ]
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[ Sighs ]
I just can't please Leela
no matter what I do.
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I just want her
to like me.Well, there's always hope.
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[ Boisterous Laugh ]
Come on. We gotta go fix
the plasma-fusion boiler.
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- Who are you?
- Scruffy, a janitor.
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- Why aren't you
fixing the boiler?
- Schedule conflict.
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There. Fixed forever.
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[ Both Gasp ]
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Scruffy's gonna die
the way he lived.
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[ Both Scream ]
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[ Scruffy ]
Oh, marmalade!
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Ahh, the hypochondriac's back.
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- So what is it this time?
- Well, my lead pipe
hurts a little.
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- That's normal. Next patient!
- [ Sawing, Clanking ]
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Hmm.
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[ All Exclaiming ]
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- He's a witch!
- Fry, did you eat anything
unusual recently?
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No.What about that bathroom
egg salad from the truck stop?
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- I've had better.
- Egg salad? Hmm.
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Zoidberg will have to examine
your gastrointestinal tract.
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Come, everyone.
Give Fry some privacy.
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If you can't see well enough
through the two-way mirror,
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there'll be a close-up
on this video screen.
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[ Beeping, Engine Revving ]
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Hmm. We'll need to have
a look inside you
with this camera.
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Guess again.
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Ah, um, um!
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Gross!Go, man, go!
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Watch for any
subtle irregularity
in Fry's bowel.
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[ Amy ] Ooh! [ Bender ]
Wow!
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It's gorgeous. That place used to be a big dump.
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[ Bender ]
Wow! [ Amy ] Worms?
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Ew! Puke-a-tronic!
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So the eggs in that
egg salad sandwich were--
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Correct! Worm eggs.
And the mayonnaise was
probably none too fresh either.
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It's nauseatin', mon!
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Is there no way to get rid
of the disgusting maggots?
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Only one.
We'll have to travel
deep inside Fry...
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in this!
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Shotgun!Shotgun! Aww!
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[ Farnsworth ] In each gastro-survival kit,
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you'll find a rain slicker,
a disposable fun camera...
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and something to protect you against bacteria: a harpoon.
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Yo, old guy.
Why do we have to use
those tiny micro-droids?
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Can't you just
shrink us?Oh, my, no.
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That would require extremely
tiny atoms, and have you
priced those lately?
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I'm not made of money.
Leave me alone!
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Me next!
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[ Beeping ]
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Oh!
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"Anyhoo," your net suits
will let you experience...
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Fry's worm-infested bowels...
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as if you were actually
wriggling through them.
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There's no part of
that sentence I didn't like.
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[ Farnsworth ] Is everyone present?
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We're all here.Aye, aye.
Definitely.
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Here's the plan.
We'll enter the ear,
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drip down
the back of the throat,
and make for the bowel.
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There, we'll irritate
the pelvic splanchnic ganglion
and cause an intestinal spasm,
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expelling,
among other things,
the parasites.
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I'll tell Fry to wash out,
among other things, his ear.
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No! Fry can't know anything
about the mission.
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If he finds out,
the worms will try
to defend themselves.
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They know everything he knows.
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They know how to make
ice cream soup?Leela,
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your role is to distract Fry,
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so he doesn't notice
what we're up to.
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Can do!Leela, you should really try
a facial scrub for your pores.
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Aah! [ Thudding ]
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Look! A starling!Really?
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Shh. Be very quiet.
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We're in the ear.Okay, Professor.
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- [ Loudly ] What?
- What about what?
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Uh, what if we go
for a walk, possibly,
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because it's such
a lovely day, perhaps.
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I'd love to.
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[ All Screaming ]
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- We gotta get someplace where
he won't stick his finger.
- It's hopeless! Abandon ship!
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Wait! We just have
to get past the eardrum!
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[ Hermes ] What are those worms doing to Fry's brain?
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[ Farnsworth ]
They're giving it
a complete tune-up.
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A cursory glance would
suggest they've doubled
his thinking power.
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My God! Soon he'll
be smarter than Cher.
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Ah, the scent of a rose.
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Curious how an aromatic chain
of hydrocarbons can evoke our
deepest emotions. For you.
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That's such
a beautiful thought, Fry.
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And what's more amazing,
you expressed it without
spewing crumbs at me.
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Brace yourselves, everyone.
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We're entering the interior
of Fry's nose.
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We're at finger alert five. [ Alarm Blaring ]
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Let's just pray
nothing stimulates
the delicate smell receptors.
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[ Whispers ]
Nobody make a smell.
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-[ Sniffing Deeply ]
- [ All Screaming ]
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Quick! We can escape
through that nasal capillary
into the sinus.
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Strange. Usually you don't know anything about human anatomy.
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I learned it from
a decongestant commercial.
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"Soothing action,
action, action, action."
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- [ Panicked Shouts ]
- [ Rhythmic Beating ]
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Where are we, the ass?We're in the heart,
better known as the love muscle.
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- Where the food is digested.
- We should be safe,
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just so long as nothing
makes it beat faster.
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[ Rapid Beating ]
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- Abandon ship!
- No! Set course for that
cholesterol-encrusted valve.
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It's good cholesterol, but it
spreads like bad cholesterol.
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[ Gobbling ]
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♪♪ [ Jazz Pop ]
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[ Amy ]
Look, they're Jazzercising
Fry's muscles.
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He'll be as strong and flexible
as Gumby and Hercules combined.
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Gumbercules?
I love that guy.
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[ Disgusted Groan ]
It's that jerk
from the truck stop.
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Let's cross the street
and try to blend in
with that crowd of pimps.
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I don't think so.
Sir, I believe you owe
this lady an apology.
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Fry, no! He's bulging
with what could be muscles.
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Ooh!
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I gots your apologies
right heres.
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[ Grunting, Groaning ]
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Sorrys, ma'am. I've learnsed
a lesson about not ogling cans
that I won't soons forgets.
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Ahh, the stomach--
scenic gateway to the bowel.
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[ Siren Blaring ]
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Abandon ship!
[ Straining ]
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No! Don't give up now.
We're but a stone's throw
from the pyloric sphincter.
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[ Thudding ]
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[ All Cheering ] [ Hermes ]
We made it!
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There it is,
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the stately capitol
of Fry's bowel--
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a heavily guarded fortress
surrounding the pelvic
splanchnic ganglion.
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I've heard of that.
Who said I haven't?
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If we can stimulate that nerve,
the bowel will convulse,
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expelling the entire
worm society.
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But what about the worms
in the other parts of his body?
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Listen, this is gonna be
one hell of a bowel movement.
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Afterwards, he'll be lucky
if he has any bones left.
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All right.
Let's smoosh some worms!
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Worms to battle stations!
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[ Hooting ]
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I had a great time today--
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the flowers, the puddle,
the way you hurt that guy.
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- But can I "ax" you something?
- Anything.
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- Why did you do all that stuff?
- [ Sighs ]
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Leela, there's something
I've wanted to tell you
for a long time,
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but every time I try, I get
nervous and my mouth feels like
it's stuffed with peanut butter,
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- even when it's not.
- What is it?
Is it about Bender?
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- No, it's about you and me.
- And Bender?
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Bender's not involved.
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Leela, I love you.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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But it's only recently that
I've been able to articulate
my thoughts.
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I love you, Leela,
and I always have.
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Fry, that's the sweetest,
most wonderful-- Wait.
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Recently?
Like since you ate
that toilet sandwich?
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Yeah. I don't know why,
but my life really
turned around that day.
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Stay here.
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[ Sighs ]Freshen your Narcotina?
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Please. I need something
to settle my stomach.
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[ Gunfire ]
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The nerve is through here.
Where's Zoidberg?
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Yippee-ki-yay!
You'll never guess
where I've been!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Banging ] [ Bender ]
One, two, three!
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Ooh!There it is!
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The pelvic
splanchnic ganglion.
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Tickle it, then get ready
for the ride of your lives.
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Don't even think about
tickling that ganglion.
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[ Farnsworth ] Leela! You're just in time to help.
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If we don't get rid of
the worms now, they'll burrow
so deep into the bowel...
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that not even
Hermes' famous jerk prunes
could dislodge them.
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- I call it Caribbean Drano.
- Fry will be stuck
with the worms forever.
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Perfect. Haah!Oh, oh!
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- [ Leela Grunting ]
- [ Zoidberg ] Ouch!
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[ All Shouting ]
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[ Shouting Stops ][ Amy ]
Oh! I'm okay.
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Leela, you ignorant dope!
Now the worms will
be in Fry forever.
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So? Did you ever
stop to think that Fry
is better off with worms?
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Oh, that's stupid!
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If anyone wants to tell me
what's going on here,
I'll be in the lounge.
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Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the--
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Hell, they are the best!
Leela, how can I ever repay you
for saving them?
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I'll think of something.
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[ British Accent ]
Hello! What's all this then?
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Apartment One-I.
The old me would've
made a joke about that.
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I should warn you.
It's a little
under-furnished.
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I'm thinking of having
a window installed.
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I think the view's
perfect already.
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Oh, that's the corniest thing
I've ever heard.
Let me show you the bedroom.
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Wait. In a minute.
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A holophonor?
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Only a few people in the
whole universe can play that,
and they're not very good at it.
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They don't have you
to inspire them.
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♪♪ [ Orchestral ]
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♪♪ [ Continues ]
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[ Both Moaning Pleasurably ]
229
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I don't have words to say
how wonderful you are, Fry.
230
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I haven't felt this happy
since double-soup Tuesday
at the orphanarium.
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When I'm with you,
every day seems like
double-soup Tuesday.
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Oh, Fry.
I love what you've become.
233
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What I've become.
234
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[ Sighs ]What is it?
235
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There's just something
I have to find out.
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[ Beeping ]
237
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:08,931
Who controls this bowel?Who wants to know?
238
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[ Worms Gasping ]
239
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I am the lord mayor
of Cologne.
240
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- You mean "Colon"?
- State your business.
241
00:17:19,136 --> 00:17:21,689
Your Excellency,
have you ever been in love?
242
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:24,550
No. I thought I was once,
but then I remembered...
243
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our species reproduces
with a cloud of spores.
244
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:30,000
Well, a wonderful girl
loves me,
245
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:34,448
but I need to know if it's
really me she loves, or just
what you worms have made of me.
246
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That's why,
with all due respect,
I'm asking you to leave.
247
00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:40,413
Listen, you!
I was born here.
248
00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:42,895
I raised a cloud
of children here.
249
00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:46,378
My ancestors came over here
on the sandwich.
250
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No one can make me leave.
251
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:52,000
- Haah! Hmm?
- Huuh!
252
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:54,034
[ Both Grunting ]
253
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[ Bell Dings ]
254
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[ Electric Crackling ]
255
00:18:10,309 --> 00:18:12,275
[ Bell Dings ]
256
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
[ Disgruntled Shouts ]
257
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:27,378
Everyone out of my body,
or the brain gets it!
258
00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:31,344
He's bluffing.
No creature would willingly
make an idiot out of itself.
259
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,448
Obviously you've never
been in love. Huuh!
260
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,964
[ Panicked Shouts ]
261
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:43,448
Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow!
Huuh! Ow!
262
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[ All Exclaiming ]
263
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And now,
the hand-eye coordination lobe.
264
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Waah! Waah!
[ Babbling ]
265
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[ Scattered Shouts ]
No! Stop that! Stop it, man!
266
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[ Grunting ]
267
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[ Gasps ]
268
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You've damaged your brain,
Universe--
269
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:04,826
but no more than
a week of binge drinking
or five minutes on a cell phone.
270
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I was just working my way toward
the medulla oblongata, control
center of the heart and lungs.
271
00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:12,826
And if I kill myself,
you die with me.
272
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:15,723
No!
Stop!Wait a minute, man!
273
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:19,758
I hope Satan has a nice colon,
'cause that's where you're
gonna be living!
274
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:28,309
Stop! We'll leave.
275
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:32,550
But one day you'll be eatin'
a fast-food burger and boom!
276
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,758
You'll be crawlin'
with us again.
277
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:38,205
Ever wonder what makes
"special sauce" so special?
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Yo.
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[ Snoring ]
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Fry! I missed you.
Did you find out what
you needed to find out?
281
00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,862
I'm about to.
Leela, let me play for you
one more time.
282
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:07,689
You don't have to do that.
I'm still seduced from before.
283
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,172
Please.
It's important to me.
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♪♪ [ Eerie ]
285
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[ Groaning ]
286
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,654
What's that
supposed to mean?I don't know.
287
00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,240
I got nervous,
and I started thinking
about neck bolts.
288
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,448
Wow! Did you see
that vase break?
It was all, like--
289
00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:34,550
[ Imitating Explosions ]
290
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:37,413
- What's happened to you?
- Nothing.
I got rid of the worms.
291
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:41,103
- What? Why would you do that?
- Leela, I had worms.
292
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:43,895
I needed to know
who you loved,
me or them.
293
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:46,758
Well, which of you
wrote me that sonnet?
294
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:49,654
I did! I think.
It was probably about 50-50.
295
00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:52,103
But that's how I really
felt about you, I swear.
296
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,275
[ Sighs ]
I don't know.
297
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:57,275
Please, give me a chance
to be romantic on my own.
298
00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:00,413
I've got a Baggie
of massage oil, and I'm gonna
give you my super back rub,
299
00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:03,378
just like I used
to give Amy when I was
going out with her,
300
00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:05,586
and she always seemed to--
Uh-oh.
301
00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:13,654
[ Sighs ]Sorry you struck out,
sausage link.
302
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:16,689
If it's any consolation,
my life is great.
303
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,067
Babes, bucks--
I got it all.
304
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:23,378
Well, at least I learned
Leela's a lost cause. I give up.
305
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,586
There ya go!
[ Yawns ]
Good night.
306
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:29,481
I gotta get up early
to go parasailing
with movie stars.
307
00:21:39,481 --> 00:21:41,723
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