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[ Fry ]
WHOO!
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[ Imitates Spaceship Thrusters ]
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GIANT SPACE ROBOT,
THIS IS CAPTAIN FRY
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OF THE U.S.S.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP.
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WE COME IN PEACE.
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TOUGH LUCK!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Sighing ]
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WELL, WE DESTROYED
THE TOY SPACESHIP.
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NOW WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?
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HEY, LOOK!
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THE KEYS TO THE
REAL SPACESHIP.
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DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD?
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YES, I DO.
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LEELA, HAVE YOU SEEN THE
KEYS TO THE SPACESHIP?
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UH, I MUST HAVE LEFT THEM
ON BOARD.
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OH, WELL--
I MEAN, WHAT!
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RELAX, THE SHIP'S
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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I ANCHORED IT WITH THE
UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND TETHER.
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OOH!
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OH, NO.
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THIS ISN'T GOOD
FOR ZOIDBERG.
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WHOO!
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YEAH!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Thump ]
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WHOA!
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[ Splashing ]
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[ Shouting ]
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HEY, FRY... I'M STEERING
WITH MY ASS.
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THAT'S THE BEST
THING I EVER SAW.
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[ Shouting ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Fry Laughing ]
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THAT WAS GREAT!
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AND NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING.
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[ Gasps ]
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AND THAT'S HOW WE
LEARNED OUR LESSON.
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YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
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ALL THREE OF YOU.
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WHAT DID I DO?
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YOU LEFT THE KEYS
IN THE IGNITION.
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I MEAN, LOOK
AT THOSE TWO.
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WASN'T IT OBVIOUS
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
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YEAH, LEELA.
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WE'RE ALL VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU.
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I SHOULD FIRE YOU
THREE RIGHT NOW.
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BUT I'M JUST NOT
THAT COLD-HEARTED.
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YOU'RE ALL FIRED.
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GOOD-BYE, FRIENDS.
I'LL MISS YOU.
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GOOD RIDDANCE TO THEM.
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NOW ZOIDBERG IS
THE POPULAR ONE.
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YES, YES, LET'S ALL
TALK TO ZOIDBERG.
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HEY--
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SO, ZOIDBERG...
WHAT'S NEW?
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OH, YOU KNOW--
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO FOR MONEY?
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ALL I'VE GOT IS MY
FREQUENT TAFFY EATER'S CARD...
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MY FIRST MUSTACHE...
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AND THIS PICTURE OF ME
AND MY OLD GIRLFRIEND
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MICHELLE,
AND THAT SKI INSTRUCTOR
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SHE WAS JUST FRIENDS WITH.
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PARDON ME, BROTHER.
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CARE TO DONATE
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TO THE ANTI-MUGGING
YOU FUND?
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OW!
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WE DON'T NEED
TO BEG, BENDER.
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FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WE'RE NOT VETERANS.
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WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SUGGEST?
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A DARING DAYLIGHT ROBBERY OF
FORT KNOX ON ELEPHANT BACK?
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THAT'S THE DUMBEST
THING I EVER HEARD.
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NO, WE CAN GET JOBS.
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BUT WE JUST HAD JOBS.
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FORTUNATELY, I STILL HAVE
OUR OLD CAREER CHIPS.
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OUR WHAT?
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CAREER CHIPS.
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YOU REMEMBER--
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THEY ASSIGN YOU THE JOB
YOU'RE BEST AT.
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I TRIED TO GIVE YOU ONE
AND YOU RAN AWAY?
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IT'S HOW WE MET?
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AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
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OW!
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BABY.
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OW!
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I'D LIKE TO REAPPLY
FOR MY OLD JOB.
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COUNSELING DEFROSTEES
AND ASSIGNING THEM CAREERS.
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OH, I WAS HOPING
YOU WOULD COME BACK.
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I EVEN SAVED YOUR POSTER
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OF A CHIMP EXPRESSING
YOUR DISTASTE FOR MONDAYS.
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MONDAY MONKEY LIVES
FOR THE WEEKEND, SIR.
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JUST PUT YOUR HAND
UNDER THE SCANNER
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SO I CAN VERIFY
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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[ Scanner Beeps ]
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CALCUTTA, WE
HAVE A PROBLEM.
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DELIVERY BOY?
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I MUST HAVE MIXED UP THE CHIPS.
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IT'S A SIMPLE--
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OH, HERE'S OUR
CRYOGENIC COUNSELOR.
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- DO YOU LIKE MONDAYS?
- THEY'RE OKAY.
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THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
REDECORATE YOUR OFFICE.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT
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HELPING TO BE CRAZY TO WORK
HERE BUT NOT BEING NECESSARY?
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HEY! LET'S SEE WHAT
IT SAYS ABOUT ME.
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[ Scanner Beeps ]
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WELCOME ABOARD, SIR.
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REMEMBER, WHEN
THE TUBE OPENS, SAY
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"WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF TOMORROW!"
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HEY, I WAS FROZEN.
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I THINK I KNOW WHAT
PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR
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WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP.
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[ Tube Beeps ]
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BATHROOM'S THAT WAY.
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SO, WHILE YOU'RE ON THE
PROBULATOR, TELL ME WHAT
BRINGS YOU TO THE FUTURE.
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OH, WELL, I WANTED
TO MEET SHAKESPEARE
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AND I FIGURED THAT TIME
WAS CYCLICAL.
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NOPE, STRAIGHT LINE.
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[ Beeping ]
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AH! THE PROBULATOR'S DONE.
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OH, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
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OH, WAIT, IT HASN'T STARTED YET.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Screaming ]
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OKAY, IT'S ABOUT TO START.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Shrieking ]
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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE,
HUMAN SLAVE.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Laughs ]
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AH, RELAX, CHUM.
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I'M NOT REALLY
A GIANT FLY.
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I'M A HORRIBLE ROBOT!
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[ Gasps ]
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KILL ALL HUMANS!
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[ Roars ]
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[ Gasps ]
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DEAR GOD!
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HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
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THEY'LL PROBABLY FIND
A CURE FOR THAT IN THE FUTURE.
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WE HAVE A CURE FOR IT NOW!
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OH, GOOD, THEN YOU WON'T
MIND IF I USE THIS.
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[ Beeps ]
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[ Yawns ]
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NOTHING LIKE A POWER NAP.
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FLIES, FLIES AND GORILLAS!
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STAY BEAUTIFUL, DOLLFACE.
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OOH, THAT PROBULATOR SURE
KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A MAN.
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SO, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
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I ORDERED A PIZZA.
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PIZZA DELIVERY FOR...
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I.C. WIENER.
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[ Giggling ]
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YEAH, VERY FUNNY.
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NOW COUGH UP THE $12.95.
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SORRY, BUT IF IT'S NOT HERE
IN HALF AN HOUR, IT'S FREE.
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IT'S ONLY BEEN
23 MINUTES.
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WELL, UH, I'VE GOT 33 MINUTES.
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IT'S ONLY BEEN
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23 MINUTES, YOU DUMB CANNOLI.
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
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WE CAN TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
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OKAY, I'LL FIGHT THE BOX.
I THINK I CAN TAKE HIM.
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FRY, JUST PAY ME.
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I STILL OWE 30 BUCKS
ON THIS UNIFORM.
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35, YOU STUPID MEATBALL!
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WHO SHOULD WE
UNFREEZE NEXT?
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NO.
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NO!
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OH, MY GOD!
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IT'S PAULY SHORE!
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ALL RIGHT!
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MR. SHORE, I LOVED
YOU IN BIO-DOME.
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YOU SURE CAUSED SOME TROUBLE
IN THAT BUBBLE!
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REST ASSURED, IF IT RHYMES,
I CAN CAUSE TROUBLE IN IT.
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HEY, NOW THAT YOU'RE
IN THE FUTURE
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YOU CAN GO LIVE
IN AN ACTUAL BIO-DOME.
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AN UNATTRACTIVE PROSPECT.
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WHILE RESEARCHING FOR THE ROLE
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I RAN COMPUTER SIMULATIONS
DEMONSTRATING INCONTROVERTIBLY
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THAT THE WHOLE
BIO-ENCLOSURE CONCEPT
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IS FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED...
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BE IT EXPRESSED VIA DOME,
SPHERE, CUBE...
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OR EVEN THE STATELY
TETRAHEDRON... BUDDY!
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[ Smacks Lips ]
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OH.
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SO, HOW DID YOU WIND UP
GETTING FROZEN?
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WELL, WHILE FILMING ENCINO MAN
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MY INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY
RE: CRYOGENICS WAS PEAKED
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AND I RESOLVED
TO FREEZE THE WEASEL.
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THE WEASEL!
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HA-HA!
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HEY, LISTEN, SKIPPY.
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
UNFROZEN IN HOLLYWOOD
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FOR THE THOUSANDTH ANNIVERSARY
SCREENING OF JURY DUTY 2.
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HOW COME I'M NOT THERE?
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I WOKE YOU UP EARLY, SO WE COULD
HANG OUT AND DO STUFF.
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LIKE WHAT?
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[ Beeps ]
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[ Screams ]
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I LOVE THIS JOB.
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ME, TOO.
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[ Dings ]
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SHOW TIME!
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I'LL PRETEND TO BE DYING
OF SPACE PLAGUE.
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[ Gasps ]
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BOO?
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MICHELLE!
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OH, MY GOD.
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FRY? IS IT REALLY YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT REALLY YOU?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T KNOW?
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ARE YOU YOU OR NOT?
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WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
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OH, FRY, IT IS YOU!
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BOO!
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I DON'T GET IT,
MICHELLE.
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THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
YOU WERE DOING GREAT.
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YOU HAD JUST DUMPED ME
AND WERE WELL ON YOUR WAY
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TO GETTING YOUR LIFE
BACK ON TRACK.
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WHY'D YOU FREEZE
YOURSELF?
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OH, FRY,
AFTER YOU LEFT
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THINGS TOOK A TURN
FOR THE WORSE.
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I GOT MARRIED.
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I'M SORRY.
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[ Michelle ]
HIS NAME WAS CHARLES.
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HE ATTENDED A LAW SCHOOL
SO PRESTIGIOUS
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THE BASKETBALL TEAM WAS COACHED
BY RUTH BADER GINSBURG.
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I PUT HIM THROUGH LAW SCHOOL
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BY WORKING AS A DOG WALKER
FOR ANTISOCIAL DOGS.
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SORRY.
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[ Michelle ]
BUT SOON AFTER
CHARLES GRADUATED
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OUR MARRIAGE RAN
INTO DIFFICULTIES.
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UH, SORRY.
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DESPERATELY DEPRESSED
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I TURNED TO THE ONE THING
THAT COULD LESSEN MY PAIN--
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A CARNIVAL.
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UNFORTUNATELY, A CORN DOG BONE
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GOT LODGED IN THE CONTROL PANEL
OF THE SPIZZLER
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AND I HAD TO RIDE IT
FOR EIGHT HOURS.
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[ Fry ]
SORRY.
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BUT IT DID GIVE ME
A CHANCE TO THINK.
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I'M SORRY.
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AND I REMEMBERED THE LAST
TIME I WAS TRULY HAPPY.
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WHEN I WAS WITH YOU.
246
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:14,380
[ Sighs ]
OH.
247
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,615
SO YOU FROZE YOURSELF
TO COME LOOK FOR ME?
248
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,518
NO, I DID IT TO GET
A FRESH START.
249
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,220
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU.
250
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,488
NO ONE DID.
251
00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,190
THE POLICE WERE GOING
TO CONDUCT A SEARCH
252
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,490
BUT YOUR PARENTS FELT
253
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,393
IT WAS A WASTE
OF TAXPAYER MONEY.
254
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,394
THAT'S THE SAME REASON
255
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:28,528
THEY KEPT ME
OUT OF SCHOOL.
256
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,663
SO, NO ONE EVEN CARED
THAT I WAS GONE?
257
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,999
NOT REALLY.
258
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,000
EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON.
259
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,803
[ Romantic Music Plays ]
260
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,004
WHO WAS IT?
261
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,842
EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT.
262
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,510
NOT EVERYTHING.
263
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,979
THERE'S STILL
A ROACH PROBLEM.
264
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,346
[ Buzzing ]
265
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,316
EW.
266
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,523
UGH.
267
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,091
NOWADAYS, PEOPLE AREN'T
INTERESTED IN ART
268
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,893
THAT'S NOT TATTOOED
ON FAT GUYS.
269
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,028
I'M ON LOAN
FROM THE LOUVRE.
270
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,100
[ Neighs ]
271
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,903
OW!
272
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:16,208
[ Leela ]
PLEASE, PROFESSOR...
273
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,376
GIVE US OUR JOBS BACK.
274
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:18,677
WE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE.
275
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,581
YEAH. AND IF YOU WON'T
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE
276
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,783
PERHAPS YOU'D GIVE ONE TO...
277
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:27,019
OG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH.
278
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,288
SORRY, OG.
279
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,791
BUT I'VE GOT A NEW CREW.
280
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,961
SO, HOW WAS YOUR DELIVERY
TO FANTASY PLANET
281
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,063
WHERE EVERYONE'S FANTASIES
COME TO LIFE?
282
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,731
GREAT.
ORGANIZED.
283
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,267
FOR ONE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
284
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,370
I KNEW WHAT IT WAS
TO BE A GRANDMOTHER.
285
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,739
SUBJUGATED, YET HONORED.
286
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:46,740
YOU SEE, OG
287
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,308
EVERYTHING'S
RUNNING SMOOTHLY.
288
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,476
AND WITH FRY FIRED
289
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,879
I CAN FINALLY LEAVE
MY JIGSAW PUZZLES OUT
290
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,947
WITHOUT HIM EATING THE PIECES.
291
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,283
FORGET ABOUT FRY.
292
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,786
YOU COULD HIRE US BACK
AND HE'D NEVER HAVE TO KNOW.
293
00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,820
HEY, GUYS.
294
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,654
OH, UH, HEY, FRY.
295
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:03,956
SO, AS LEELA WAS SAYING
296
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,225
FRY CAN GO SHOVE--
297
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,225
OW!
298
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,494
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL HERE.
299
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,561
I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU
300
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,096
TO MY ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN
GIRLFRIEND
301
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,398
OF THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS
302
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,432
MICHELLE.
303
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,003
MICHELLE, THIS IS LEELA.
304
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:16,836
[ Screams ]
305
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:17,971
THIS IS BENDER.
306
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:18,605
[ Screams ]
307
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,940
THE PROFESSOR.
308
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,408
[ Screams ]
309
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,676
HERMES AND AMY.
310
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,011
NICE TO MEET YOU.
311
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,947
AND THIS IS
DR. ZOIDBERG.
312
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,615
[ Screams ]
313
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,418
DATING YOUR EX, FRY?
314
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,653
HAVE YOU LOST
ALL SELF-RESPECT?
315
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,486
ALL WHAT?
316
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,588
THIS CAN ONLY END BADLY, FRY.
317
00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:38,191
KIDS, A HOUSE--
318
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,427
A HOME INVASION BY
A FORMER ROOMMATE.
319
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,995
BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME.
320
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,163
BEFORE, SHE WAS DEMANDING
AND POSSESSIVE.
321
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,433
BUT NOW SHE WANTS ME TO DO STUFF
AND STAY WITH HER ALL THE TIME.
322
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,871
THERE YOU GO, DEARIES.
323
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,173
[ Clattering ]
324
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,342
IT'S A RELIEF
TO MEET YOU, AMY.
325
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,177
I'M JUST HAVING
A HARD TIME ADJUSTING
326
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,048
TO ALL THE STRANGE STUFF
HERE IN THE FUTURE.
327
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,349
I'M FROM MARS.
328
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,482
[ Clattering ]
329
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,217
I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE HERE.
330
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,355
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY FRY FITS IN SO WELL.
331
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,857
PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
FIT IN BACK IN YOUR TIME.
332
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,158
THAT'S TRUE.
333
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,061
BUT I USED TO FIT IN
REALLY WELL.
334
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,562
THEN GOOD LUCK, SISTER.
335
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,663
[ Screams ]
336
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,568
[ Whimpers ]
337
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:25,471
DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, FRY
338
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,539
BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE
A BUNCH OF FREAKS.
339
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:28,875
YEAH. THEY'RE GREAT, HUH?
340
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,576
I JUST DON'T
BELONG HERE.
341
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,845
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE.
342
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,312
I CAN'T FIND
A VANISHING CREAM
343
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,514
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
ACTUALLY VANISH.
344
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,317
I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A JOB.
345
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,519
OH, RIGHT. I WAS SUPPOSED
TO ASSIGN YOU A JOB.
346
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,821
LET ME JUST GET
YOUR CAREER CHIP INSTALLED.
347
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,090
HOLD OUT YOUR PALM.
348
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:43,923
[ Loud Gasp ]
349
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,091
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
350
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,658
IT'S JUST LIKE GETTING
YOUR HAND PIERCED.
351
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,561
THIS WORLD IS HORRIBLE.
352
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,197
LET'S START OVER, FRY.
353
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,698
WE'LL GO SOMEPLACE WHERE
ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER.
354
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,000
OOH. ROMANTIC.
355
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,768
I'LL TELL BENDER
TO MEET US THERE.
356
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,336
IT'S NOT A THERE...
357
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,172
IT'S A THEN.
358
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,572
THE FUTURE.
359
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,908
WHOA, WHOA, GIRL.
360
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,876
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTELS
361
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,445
WHERE THE BED IS SHAPED
LIKE STUFF.
362
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,712
I LOVE YOU.
363
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,280
DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
364
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,448
WELL, SURE.
365
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,350
TO THE EXTENT
A MAN CAN LOVE A WOMAN.
366
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,186
BUT THIS SEEMS
LIKE A BIG STEP.
367
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,254
FRY, WHY MUST YOU
ANALYZE EVERYTHING
368
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,756
WITH YOUR
RELENTLESS LOGIC?
369
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:20,527
NOTHING MATTERS
BUT OUR LOVE.
370
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,693
YOU'RE RIGHT.
371
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,431
LET'S DO THIS NOW
AND LET'S NEVER REGRET IT.
372
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,536
[ Moaning ]
373
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:35,707
[ Ding ]
374
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,816
MICHELLE, I DON'T
REGRET THIS
375
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,318
BUT I BOTH RUE
AND LAMENT IT.
376
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,326
THE YEAR 4000 IS
SEVERELY DISAPPOINTING.
377
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,662
I MISS THE YEAR 3000,
WHEN LIFE WAS SIMPLE
378
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,297
AND BRAINS FLEW
THROUGH SPACE
379
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,664
AND EVERYONE ATE LASERS.
380
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,332
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
381
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,235
FATE BROUGHT US TOGETHER,
AND NOW FATE BROUGHT US HERE.
382
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,937
NO, Y BROUGHT US HERE.
383
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,239
WHINE SOME MORE, FRY.
384
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,674
I REALLY FIND THAT
ATTRACTIVE IN A MAN.
385
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,743
NOW, COME ON,
BUILD US A SHELTER.
386
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,912
ALL RIGHT. FINE.
EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS.
387
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,081
AT LEAST WE CAN HAVE
A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.
388
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,753
WHOO! THERE.
389
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:23,023
YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE
IN A TINY, LITTLE HOLE?
390
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,625
IT'D BE DEEPER,
BUT I'M STANDING
ON A GOPHER.
391
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,162
[ Snoring ]
392
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,496
HMM.
393
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,764
HMM.
394
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:35,268
[ Grunting ]
395
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,104
[ Michelle ]
OH, LOOK!
396
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,205
SOME LITTLE KIDS.
397
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,338
THEY'LL SAVE US.
398
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,807
[ Cocking Weapons ]
399
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,009
WE'RE SAVED!
400
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,979
[ Drums Beating Rhythmically ]
401
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,683
I'M BUTCH, LEADER OF THIS PLACE.
402
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:55,121
I TOOK YOUR HOLE AND YOU CAN'T
DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.
403
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:55,989
OKAY.
404
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,990
MIGHTY SIR,
WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
405
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,527
COULD WE PLEASE JOIN
YOUR SOCIETY?
406
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,693
WELL... ALL RIGHT.
407
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:04,697
BUT NO INTERFERING
WITH OUR GRAND WORKS.
408
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,732
[ Laughing And Grunting ]
409
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,374
I TELL YA, THAT BUTCH RUNS
A PRETTY GOOD CIVILIZATION.
410
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,475
I THINK I'LL ENJOY
SERVING UNDER HIM.
411
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,544
UH! YOU KNOW
YOUR PROBLEM, FRY?
412
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,080
YOU'RE NOT AMBITIOUS.
413
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,748
YOU SHOULD BE CHIEF.
414
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,416
WHAT DO I NEED? ULCERS?
415
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,817
BUT I WANT POWER.
416
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,486
I'M TIRED OF THE
CHIEF'S GIRLFRIEND
LORDING IT OVER ME
417
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,921
WITH HER FANCY
COYOTE HIDE.
418
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,359
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
419
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,562
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
I'LL OVERTHROW SOCIETY.
420
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,597
[ Laughing ]
421
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,933
ON WHAT GROUNDS DO YOU
CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY?
422
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,171
WELL, I'M OLDER THAN YOU.
I CAN BEAT YOU UP.
423
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,404
YEAH,
I BET HE COULD.
424
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,005
HE'S GOT ARM HAIR.
425
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,842
ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
426
00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:52,111
DEATH-ROLLING!
427
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,447
[ Ominous Gong Sounds ]
428
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,349
[ All Cheering ]
429
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,183
WHAT'S DEATH-ROLLING?
430
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,850
IT'S LIKE SKATEBOARDING.
431
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,254
EXCEPT HALF THE TIME,
SOMEONE DIES.
432
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,889
OH, SO IT'S A LITTLE SAFER
THAN SKATEBOARDING.
433
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,865
LAST ONE HOLDING
THE BANDANNA IS
THE NEW LEADER.
434
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:17,136
MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID
YOU WERE A LOSER, FRY.
435
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,705
NOW GET OUT THERE
AND PROVE HER WRONG.
436
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,107
BETH SAID THAT?
437
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,442
AHAD.
438
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,644
STEIM.
439
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:27,779
SHALOSH!
440
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,150
[ Grunts ]
441
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,584
[ Both Grunting ]
442
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,088
[ Screaming ]
443
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,790
[ Whimpering ]
444
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,761
[ Engines Rumbling ]
445
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,164
[ Rapid Gunfire ]
446
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,401
[ Screaming ]
447
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,003
[ Scraping ]
448
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,340
[ Grunting ]
449
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,313
[ Coughing ]
450
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,818
[ Screaming ]
451
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,189
[ Thud ]
452
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,492
IT'S COOL. BACK OFF!
453
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,828
MY KNEE, I SCRAPED IT.
454
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,998
[ Crying ]
455
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,366
AW, POOR LITTLE GUY.
456
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,201
LET ME JUST TAKE
A LOOK AT--
457
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,170
AH-HA!
458
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,836
I WON!
I'M THE NEW CHIEF!
459
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:27,440
I'M THE TALLEST AND
I WEIGH THE MOST!
460
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,175
HAND IT OVER,
YOU GIANT IDIOT.
461
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,679
[ Honking Horn ]
462
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,513
HEY, BUTCH,
YOUR MOM'S HERE.
463
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,682
AW, MAN.
464
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,715
COME ON, KIDS!
465
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,384
YOU'RE LATE FOR HEBREW SCHOOL!
466
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,186
[ All Grumbling ]
I DON'T
WANNA GO.
467
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,888
EVERY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY,
IT'S THE SAME THING.
468
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,830
I FIND THIS POSTAPOCALYPTIC
WASTELAND VERY CONFUSING.
469
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,665
SERIOUSLY, I'M WEIRDED OUT.
470
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,667
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE A LOSER.
471
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,903
YOU WERE A LOSER
IN THE YEAR 2000
472
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,373
AND YOU'RE A LOSER
IN THE YEAR 4000.
473
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,309
YEAH, BUT IN THE YEAR
3000 I HAD IT ALL:
474
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,678
SEVERAL FRIENDS,
A LOW-PAYING JOB
475
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,579
A BED IN A ROBOT'S CLOSET.
476
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,815
I ENVIED NO MAN.
477
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,583
BUT Y WRECKED
EVERYTHING.
478
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,752
QUIT STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF,
FRY.
479
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,522
WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE HOLE,
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
480
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,891
A LONG, BORING TALK
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.
481
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,160
OH, YEAH?!
WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!
482
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,029
[ Whispering ]
I'M LEAVING YOU.
483
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,276
[ Panting ]
484
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,176
THERE MUST BE PEOPLE SOMEWHERE.
485
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,449
[ Panting ]
486
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,116
[ Grunting ]
487
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,193
[ Screaming ]
488
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,038
[ Moaning ]
489
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,974
YES! FOOTPRINTS!
490
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,310
AND HANDPRINTS?
491
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,316
BUT... WHAT'S HAPPENING?
492
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,252
[ Engine Roaring ]
493
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,454
[ Screaming ]
494
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,490
[ Leela ]
FRY!
495
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,156
THANK GOD WE FOUND YOU.
496
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,959
LEELA, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING HERE
497
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,327
IN THE YEAR 4000?
498
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,828
IT'S NOT THE YEAR 4000.
499
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,897
YOU WERE ONLY FROZEN
FOR TWO DAYS.
500
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,000
UH, BY THE WAY,
I BROKE YOUR BED.
501
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,902
YOU WERE IN PAULY SHORE'S TUBE
502
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,137
AND THEY WERE DELIVERING IT
TO HIS MOVIE SCREENING.
503
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,839
[ Leela ]
BUT WHEN THEY NOTICED
504
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,343
THAT YOU WEREN'T HIM,
THEY CHUCKED YOU IN A DITCH.
505
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:46,313
SO YOU'RE SAYING THESE
AREN'T THE DECAYING RUINS
506
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,146
OF NEW YORK
IN THE YEAR 4000?
507
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,147
YOU WISH.
508
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,817
YOU'RE IN LOS ANGELES.
509
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,420
BUT THERE WAS THIS GANG
OF TEN-YEAR-OLDS WITH GUNS.
510
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,987
EXACTLY. YOU'RE IN L.A.
511
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:57,523
BUT EVERYONE IS DRIVING AROUND
IN CARS SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER.
512
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,625
THAT'S L.A. FOR YOU.
513
00:20:58,724 --> 00:20:59,858
BUT THE AIR IS GREEN
514
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,494
AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF
CIVILIZATION WHATSOEVER.
515
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,030
HE JUST WON'T STOP
WITH THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY.
516
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,598
AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALL PHONIES.
517
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,000
NO ONE READS.
EVERYTHING HAS CILANTRO ON IT.
518
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,038
MICHELLE, BABY.
519
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,708
IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.
520
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,711
'TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED
AND LOST, N'EST-CE PAS?
521
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,548
[ Cackling ]
522
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,451
[ Engine Roaring ]
523
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,553
THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD IT WITH WOMEN.
524
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,489
FROM NOW ON,
I'M CONCENTRATING ON MY CAREER.
525
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,057
CAN I HAVE
MY OLD JOB BACK?
526
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,492
WHY, I'VE FORGOTTEN
WHY I EVEN FIRED YOU.
527
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,994
'CAUSE HE DESTROYED
YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR HOME
528
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,564
AND ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS.
529
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,198
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
530
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,666
GET LOST!
531
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,503
[ Yelling ]
532
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,805
[ Squishy Thud ]
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