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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:37,124 [ Mumbling ] HMM, SPIDER... HUBBLE... 2 00:00:37,253 --> 00:00:38,167 NITRO... UH-UH. 3 00:00:38,298 --> 00:00:39,822 OOH! BIG PINK! 4 00:00:39,951 --> 00:00:41,128 IT'S THE ONLY GUM 5 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,173 WITH THE BREATH- FRESHENING POWER OF HAM. 6 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,479 AND IT PINKENS YOUR TEETH WHILE YOU CHEW. 7 00:00:45,609 --> 00:00:50,006 ALL RIGHT, SERGEANT, $100 WORTH OF PIXY STIX AND PORNO MAGS 8 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,051 WITH YOUR FIVE PERCENT MILITARY DISCOUNT 9 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,575 COMES TO $95. 10 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,274 THAT'LL BE 40 CENTS. 11 00:00:58,405 --> 00:00:59,189 I BELIEVE YOU'RE FORGETTING 12 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,060 ABOUT OUR FIVE PERCENT MILITARY DISCOUNT. 13 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,063 WELL, THAT'S ONLY FOR PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY. 14 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:04,325 WHAT?!HUH? 15 00:01:04,454 --> 00:01:06,543 THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF DISCRIMINATION-- 16 00:01:06,674 --> 00:01:08,242 THE KIND AGAINST ME. 17 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:09,590 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, OUR POLICY IS 18 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:12,072 IF FOR ANY REASON YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, 19 00:01:12,201 --> 00:01:13,507 I HATE YOU. 20 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:14,378 [ Beeps ] 21 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:15,987 HEY, FELLAS...WHOA! 22 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,209 OKAY, NOW I'M MAD. 23 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:20,819 [ Ratcheting ] 24 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,385 FULL PRICE FOR GUM? 25 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,040 THAT DOG WON'T HUNT, MONSIGNOR. 26 00:01:29,436 --> 00:01:30,263 HELLO. 27 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,656 WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE, UH... 28 00:01:32,787 --> 00:01:34,311 LOVE OUR PLANET. 29 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:35,965 [ Both Snickering ] 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,748 SIGN HERE ON THE DOTTED LINE, PATRIOTS 31 00:01:37,879 --> 00:01:39,664 AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DISCOUNT CARDS. 32 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:40,883 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY-- 33 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,319 WE CAN USE THE CARDS TO BUY GUM 34 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,146 THEN IMMEDIATELY QUIT THE ARMY, RIGHT? 35 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:46,280 YOU KNOW, PLAYING YOU ALL FOR CHUMPS? 36 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:47,890 CORRECT. THERE'S NO OBLIGATION. 37 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,893 [ Both Snickering ] 38 00:01:51,022 --> 00:01:54,026 UNLESS OF COURSE... WAR WERE DECLARED. 39 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,811 [ Alarm Blaring ]WHAT'S THAT? 40 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,117 WAR WERE DECLARED. 41 00:02:07,082 --> 00:02:08,215 NOW, BE CAREFUL, FRY 42 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:12,001 AND IF YOU KILL ANYONE, MAKE SURE TO EAT THEIR HEART 43 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,394 TO GAIN THEIR COURAGE... 44 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,352 THEIR RICH, TASTY COURAGE. 45 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:16,831 [ Slurping ] 46 00:02:16,961 --> 00:02:18,834 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR JOBS 47 00:02:18,963 --> 00:02:20,227 WHILE YOU'RE AWAY. 48 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:21,836 THAT'S WHY I'M FIRING YOU NOW. 49 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:23,925 [ Crying ] 50 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,187 I WANT TO ENLIST. 51 00:02:25,318 --> 00:02:27,885 MY FRIENDS ALWAYS DIE IF I'M NOT THERE TO SAVE THEM. 52 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:31,324 SORRY, BUT THE ARMY'S INSTITUTED A MEN-ONLY POLICY. 53 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,325 WHAT?! 54 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,805 IT'S SHAMEFUL, I AGREE. 55 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:37,287 IN THE OLDEN DAYS, I PROUDLY FOUGHT ALONGSIDE FEMALE TROOPS 56 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,462 SHOULDER TO, UH... SHOULDER. 57 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,944 ALAS, AFTER A SERIES OF DEADLY BLUNDERS 58 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,293 CAUSED BY DISTRACTING LOW-CUT FATIGUES 59 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,948 AND LOTS OF HARMLESS PINCHING 60 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,864 THE ARMY DECIDED WOMEN WEREN'T FIT FOR SERVICE. 61 00:02:48,993 --> 00:02:50,300 NOT WHEN I'M IN CHARGE. 62 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:52,954 YOU KNOW, ZAPP, SOMEONE OUGHT TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. 63 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,086 IF IT'S A LESSON IN LOVE, WATCH OUT. 64 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,655 I SUFFER FROM A VERY SEXY LEARNING DISABILITY. 65 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,134 WHAT DO I CALL IT, KIFF? 66 00:02:59,265 --> 00:03:00,615 [ Groans ] 67 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,355 SEX-LEXIA. 68 00:03:12,669 --> 00:03:14,977 MEN, YOU'RE LUCKY MEN. 69 00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:17,326 SOON YOU'LL ALL BE FIGHTING FOR YOUR PLANET. 70 00:03:17,457 --> 00:03:19,199 MANY OF YOU WILL BE DYING FOR YOUR PLANET. 71 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:22,331 A FEW OF YOU WILL BE FORCED THROUGH A FINE-MESHED SCREEN 72 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:23,985 FOR YOUR PLANET. 73 00:03:24,115 --> 00:03:25,204 THEY WILL BE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL. 74 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,424 GREAT. WE'RE GONNA DIE. 75 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:30,210 AND THIS HAM GUM IS ALL BONES. 76 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:33,300 NOW TO PRESENT THE LOGISTICS OF OUR MISSION 77 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,474 THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF. 78 00:03:34,604 --> 00:03:37,128 PLEASE WELCOME THE ORIGINAL GERBER BABY 79 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,653 EARTH PRESIDENT RICHARD M. NIXON. 80 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,699 [ Scattered Applause ] 81 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:44,006 THIS IS THE BRASS RING, FELLAS. 82 00:03:44,135 --> 00:03:44,701 [ Beeps ] 83 00:03:44,832 --> 00:03:46,747 PLANET SPHERON ONE. 84 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:48,575 [ Fry ] COOL EFFECT! 85 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,013 IT'S A DESOLATE, UGLY, LITTLE PLANET 86 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,319 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO NATURAL RESOURCES 87 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:54,450 OR STRATEGIC VALUE. 88 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:55,496 QUESTIONS? 89 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:59,021 WHY IS THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET WORTH DYING FOR? 90 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,502 DON'T ASK ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE DYING. 91 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,981 UH, JUST SO WE'LL KNOW, WHO'S THE ENEMY? 92 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:04,983 A VALID QUESTION. 93 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,463 WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEIR LANGUAGE 94 00:04:07,594 --> 00:04:09,813 THEIR HISTORY, OR WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE 95 00:04:09,944 --> 00:04:11,337 BUT WE CAN ASSUME THIS: 96 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:14,296 THEY STAND FOR EVERYTHING WE DON'T STAND FOR. 97 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:17,430 ALSO, THEY TOLD ME YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE DORKS. 98 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,170 THEYLOOK LIKE DORKS! 99 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,043 OH, I'M GONNA... 100 00:04:25,002 --> 00:04:26,221 MM-HMM. 101 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,266 MM-HMM. 102 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:37,494 [ Muffled Exclamations ] 103 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,279 WHAT'S THE MATTER, PRIVATE? TENT GOT YOUR TONGUE? 104 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,019 [ Laughing ] TENT GOT YOUR... 105 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,980 KIFF, WRITE THAT DOWN AND SEND IT TO "HUMOR IN UNIFORM." 106 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,812 AW... OH! 107 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:51,812 HMM. 108 00:04:52,987 --> 00:04:54,163 [ Laser Humming ] 109 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,819 [ Grunting ] 110 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,475 [ Clamoring ] 111 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,389 [ Panting And Grunting ] 112 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,363 WHOA! CHECK OUT THATGUY. 113 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:24,584 HE MAKES SPEEDY GONZALES LOOK LIKE REGULAR GONZALES. 114 00:05:24,714 --> 00:05:27,500 [ Panting ] 115 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:30,024 THAT NEW RECRUIT IS PHENOMENAL, SIR. 116 00:05:30,154 --> 00:05:33,245 YES. HE EDGED OUT MY OLD MARK BY TWO SECONDS. 117 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,465 AND 16 MINUTES. 118 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:36,683 AND 12 HOURS. 119 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,903 I DO PLAN TO FINISH SOMEDAY, KIFF. 120 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,644 GOOD HUSTLE, SOLDIER. 121 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:42,776 [ Falsetto ] OH! 122 00:05:42,906 --> 00:05:44,778 [ Lower Voice ] UH, SORRY, SIR. 123 00:05:44,908 --> 00:05:46,389 I WAS STILL IN ATTACK MODE. 124 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:48,348 YOU KNOW HOW TESTOSTERONE IS. 125 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:52,090 AS A BUBBLING CROCK-POT OF MALE HORMONES, I SURE DO. 126 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,569 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PRIVATE? 127 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:56,572 LEE... LA... MAN. 128 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,704 LA-MAN. 129 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:58,793 LEMON! 130 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,098 LEE LEMON, SIR. 131 00:06:00,271 --> 00:06:02,230 LEMON, YOU'RE A MAN'S MAN. 132 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,146 YOU'RE A MAN'S MAN'S MAN. 133 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,538 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY 134 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:07,802 YOUR HAND, WHILE FIRM AND MASCULINE 135 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,629 IS SOFT AS A VELVET CHILD. 136 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:11,370 WHAT LOTION DO YOU USE? 137 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,024 PERT 'N' POPULAR, SIR. 138 00:06:13,154 --> 00:06:14,242 ROGER THAT. 139 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,418 KIFF, GET ME TEN CASES OF PERT 'N' POPULAR. 140 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,812 WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOUR JERGENS, SIR? 141 00:06:18,942 --> 00:06:21,380 SQUIRT IT ON SOME HOMELESS MAN WITH DRY ELBOWS. 142 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:25,384 PRIVATE LEE LEMON MAY WELL BE THE FINEST RECRUIT I'VE SEEN 143 00:06:25,514 --> 00:06:27,387 IN ALL MY YEARS OF SERVICE. 144 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:29,605 THAT YOUNG MAN FILLS ME WITH HOPE... 145 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,391 AND SOME OTHER EMOTIONS THAT ARE WEIRD AND... 146 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:33,523 DEEPLY CONFUSING ME. 147 00:06:33,653 --> 00:06:34,829 EW. 148 00:06:39,615 --> 00:06:41,182 [ Beeping ] 149 00:06:41,312 --> 00:06:43,620 [ Zapp, Lasciviously ] HELLO. 150 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,494 [ Slurping ] MMM. 151 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,103 NOW THAT'S A NICE ROSE. 152 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:50,932 SO, ANYWAY, WE OPEN UP THE PANDA CRATE 153 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,629 AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, THE DAMN THING'S DEAD. 154 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:54,762 UPCHUCKED ITS BAMBOO. 155 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:56,197 TRUE STORY. 156 00:06:56,327 --> 00:06:57,591 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 157 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,636 THAT'S WHATEVER-YOU-WERE- TALKING-ABOUT FOR YOU. 158 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:03,509 - MIND IF WE SIT WITH YOU? - UH, HEY. 159 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:06,555 WHY THE HELL WOULD I? WE'RE ALL GUYS HERE. 160 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,776 SWEATY, HAIRY, GASSY GUYS. 161 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,865 GOOD POINT. I GUESS. 162 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,432 YOU'RE MY KIND OF SOLDIER, LEMON-- 163 00:07:13,562 --> 00:07:18,002 A FOUL-MOUTHED, BARREL-CHESTED, BEER-BELLY PILE OF UGLY MUSCLE. 164 00:07:18,132 --> 00:07:21,615 SO, ANY OF YOU FELLAS GOT A SPECIAL LADY BACK HOME? 165 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,312 WELL, I SORT HAVE A THING FOR THIS GIRL I WORK WITH. 166 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,314 REALLY? 167 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,533 WHAT TYPE IS SHE? 168 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:29,579 YOU KNOW, BLONDE, OR CHINESE, OR CYCLOPS? 169 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:30,406 CYCLOPS. 170 00:07:30,536 --> 00:07:31,406 AW. 171 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,191 SHE SOUNDS SWEET. 172 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,629 BUT SWEET GIRLS AREN'T FOR YOU, EH? 173 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:39,153 YOU HARD-FIGHTIN', HARD-FARTIN', UGLY, UGLY SON OF A... 174 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:40,981 STOP! STOP FLATTERING ME. 175 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,026 [ Zapp ] TEN-HUT! 176 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:46,161 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T LEE LEMON 177 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:49,730 THE FLAMING STAR OF BRANNIGAN'S ROUGH RANGERS. 178 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,992 SAY, UH, LEMON, DO YOU LIKE TO READ? 179 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:53,995 I JUST GOT A GREAT BOOK ON TAPE. 180 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,127 IT'S ABOUT LIFE IN ANCIENT GREECE AND... 181 00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:58,478 [ Alarm Blaring ] 182 00:07:58,608 --> 00:07:59,608 SIR, THE ALARM. 183 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,959 I THINK I BETTER...SHH! 184 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:03,744 DON'T TALK. JUST GO. 185 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,055 WE ARE NOW IN POSITION ABOVE SPHERON ONE. 186 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,189 THIS IS THE MOMENT WE WERE TRAINING FOR 187 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,798 ALL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. 188 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,670 AND NOW FOR THE BATTLE PLAN. 189 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,802 AS YOU ALL KNOW 190 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:22,413 THE KEY TO VICTORY IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 191 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:23,764 SURPRISE! 192 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:24,547 [ All Yelling ] 193 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,766 [ Groaning ] 194 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,732 [ Nervous Murmuring ] 195 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,168 IT'S CREEPY HERE. 196 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,735 THIS IS THE WORST PART-- 197 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,520 THE CALM BEFORE THE BATTLE. 198 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:43,434 AND THEN THE BATTLE'S NOT SO BAD? 199 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,654 OH, RIGHT. I FORGOT ABOUT THE BATTLE. 200 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,743 [ Whimpers ] 201 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,745 [ Thudding ] 202 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:49,789 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 203 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,182 HOLY SHOOT! 204 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:52,226 LOOKY! 205 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,620 [ Fry ] THE ENEMY, THEY'RE BALLS! 206 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,709 [ Grunts ] 207 00:08:55,838 --> 00:08:56,623 OW! 208 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,754 [ Hissing ] 209 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,628 [ Sputters ] 210 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:02,759 CHARGE YOUR GUN, FRY! 211 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,065 OH, RIGHT. 212 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:07,110 [ Gun Plays "Pop Goes The Weasel" ] 213 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:10,201 [ Whinny ]WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING, PRIVATE. 214 00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,768 YOU SPOOKED FELICITY. 215 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,552 THERE, THERE, BOY. 216 00:09:13,682 --> 00:09:15,729 [ Grunting ] 217 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:16,903 [ Grunting ] 218 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:18,731 YAH! 219 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:19,123 WHAA! 220 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:19,775 HEE! HA! 221 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:20,777 YE-OW! 222 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:25,565 [ Moaning ] GIVE THIS TO MY SON. 223 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:26,740 YOU GOT IT. 224 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,871 WAIT. I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE HE LIVES. 225 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,354 HEY, I THINK YOUR SON MIGHT ALSO LIKE THOSE BOOTS. 226 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:38,142 [ Guns Play Pop Goes The Weasel" ] 227 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,490 COVER US, BUDDY! 228 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,145 YOU GOT THE ONLY WOUNDED UP POSITRON SHOOTER. 229 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,582 [ Exploding ] 230 00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:44,584 [ Whimpering ] 231 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,847 [ Screams ] 232 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,068 FRY, YOU EMU-BELLIED COWARD! 233 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,027 AAH! 234 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,855 OH! 235 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,856 [ All Grunting ] 236 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,081 [ Whimpers ] 237 00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:09,086 [ All Screaming ] 238 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,480 BENDER, NO! 239 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,700 IF THEY PUT ME ON A STAMP 240 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:17,268 TELL THEM TO USE THE YOUNG BENDER. 241 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,706 [ Muffled Explosion ] 242 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:25,711 [ Theme FromMASH Plays ] 243 00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:27,408 [ Man Over P.A. ] INCOMING WOUNDED. 244 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:29,629 ALL PERSONNEL REPORT TO OPERATING TENT FOUR. 245 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,890 REPEAT: FOUR. 246 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,196 I-I MEAN, FIVE. 247 00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:33,544 REPEAT: FOUR. 248 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,200 ARE YOU READY TO OPERATE, DOCTOR? 249 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,942 I'D LOVE TO, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY. 250 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,509 [ Chuckling ] 251 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,683 I KID, I KID. 252 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,946 [ Tearing ] 253 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,644 [ Monitors Beeping ] 254 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,865 SCALPEL. 255 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,346 BLOOD BUCKET. 256 00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:52,782 PRIEST. 257 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:53,956 NEXT PATIENT! 258 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,133 GEEZ, ZOIDBERG, LEAVE SOME FOR THE ENEMY TO KILL. 259 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,657 LEAVE DR. ZOIDBERG ALONE. 260 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,528 HE HAS TWICE THE TRAINING YOU DO. 261 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,791 YEAH, HE'S A DOCTOR ANDA BUTCHER. 262 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,575 [ Both Laughing ] 263 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,229 OH, SEE? THIS IS HOW IT STARTS-- 264 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,403 FIRST WITH THE JOKES 265 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:07,797 THEN COMES THE HEAVY STUFF. 266 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:08,668 [ Laughing ] 267 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,105 WHEN WILL THE KILLING END? 268 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,586 LOOK AT THIS SISSY, KIFF. 269 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,893 WHILE OTHERS WERE FIGHTING AND DYING POINTLESSLY 270 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,024 HE WAS HIDING IN A HOLE 271 00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:20,679 WALLOWING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN COWARDICE. 272 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:21,942 THAT WASN'T COWARDICE. 273 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,769 I'M DE-PROMOTING YOU, SOLDIER. 274 00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:27,120 KIFF, WHAT'S THE MOST HUMILIATING JOB THERE IS? 275 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,253 BEING YOUR ASSISTANT. 276 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,558 WRONG. 277 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,734 BEING YOURASSISTANT. 278 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,996 PRIVATE FRY, YOU SHALL HENCEFORTH SERVE 279 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,869 AS KIFF'S ASSISTANT. 280 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,000 THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD. 281 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,394 YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN I TELL YOU TO, YOU FILTHY WORM! 282 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,701 I'M AFRAID HE'S GONE. 283 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:42,918 WHOA, DOC, I AIN'T DEAD. 284 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:46,139 EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE I'M THE DOCTOR. 285 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,229 BELIEVE IT ALL YOU WANT. THAT WON'T MAKE IT TRUE. 286 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,144 [ Laughs ] 287 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,450 THIS ISN'T A WAR. IT'S A MURDER. 288 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,582 [ As Groucho Marx ] THIS ISN'T A WAR. IT'S A MURDER. 289 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,934 BENDER, OLD BUDDY, HANG IN THERE. 290 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,895 [ Groans ] 291 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:04,767 HERE LIES THE BRAVEST SOLDIER I'VE SEEN 292 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,942 SINCE MY MIRROR GOT GREASE ON IT. 293 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:08,770 I HEREBY ORDER THAT IN BENDER'S HONOR 294 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,860 HE BE MELTED DOWN AND MADE INTO A STATUE OF HIMSELF. 295 00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:13,601 SLOW DOWN THERE, STARSKY. 296 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,168 I'M UP TO SOMETHING HERE. 297 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:17,039 I WANT THIS ROBOT FIXED-- 298 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,390 FIXED LIKE KENNEDY FIXED THE 1960 ELECTION. 299 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,653 DAMN BEAN-EATING WAR HERO. 300 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,091 ARE YOU READY TO OPERATE, DOCTOR? 301 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,615 I'D LOVE TO, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY. 302 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:27,921 [ Laughs ] 303 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,399 THAT'S MY JOKE. 304 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:30,923 I'LL KILL YOU! 305 00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:32,403 [ Growls ]OH! 306 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:33,883 [ Artillery Exploding ] 307 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,844 [ Slurps ] 308 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,889 AH... PREWAR SCOTCH. 309 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:44,720 WELCOME, LIEUTENANT BENDER. 310 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:45,981 YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP. 311 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,418 I GOT WHEELS WITH CLICKETY CLACKERS. 312 00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:49,681 [ Clicking ] 313 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,423 DAMN IT, KIFF, WHERE'S THE LITTLE UMBRELLA? 314 00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,948 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS. 315 00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,951 ACTUALLY, SIR... OOH! 316 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,865 MAKE ME A NEW ONE. 317 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:03,477 USE A BRUSH, YOU DUNDERHEAD 318 00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:05,740 AND MIX THESE MIXED NUTS. 319 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,874 I SEE TWO ALMONDS TOUCHING. 320 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,658 NOW LISTEN HERE, BENDER. 321 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,792 THIS WAR IS IN DANGER OF GOING ALL QUAGMIRE ON ME. 322 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,663 SO, I'M SENDING YOU ON ONE LAST MISSION. 323 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,447 HOT DIGGITY DAFFODIL! 324 00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:19,841 - A MISSION OF PEACE. - [ Groans ] 325 00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:21,017 YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING 326 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,452 WITH THE ALIENS' MYSTERIOUS LEADERS 327 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,932 THE BRAIN BALLS. 328 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:25,326 THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF BRAINS 329 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,719 AND THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF CHUTZPAH. 330 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,331 ACCOMPANYING YOU WILL BE OUR TOP PEACE NEGOTIATOR... 331 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,115 HENRY KISSINGER. 332 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,072 HOW ARE YOU? 333 00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:34,335 IS HE ANY GOOD? 334 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,552 LOOKING LIKE THAT 335 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,817 HE TALKED HIS WAY INTO JILL ST. JOHN'S BED. 336 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,817 'NUFF SAID. 337 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:40,688 [ Helicopter Whirring ] 338 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:46,826 ♪ I'M SO DIZZY, MY HEAD IS SPINNING ♪ 339 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,915 ♪ LIKE A WHIRLPOOL, IT NEVER ENDS... ♪ 340 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,961 A LITTLE LOWER. 341 00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,309 LOWER. 342 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,572 LOWER. 343 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:55,835 A LOT LOWER. 344 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:56,923 TOO LOW! 345 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,837 LOWER. 346 00:13:58,967 --> 00:13:59,838 [ Groans ] 347 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,624 ♪ I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE ♪ 348 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,321 ♪ OH-OH-OH... 349 00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:06,019 [ Humming ] 350 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:08,847 [ Gasps ] 351 00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,023 PRIVATE LEMON... 352 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,024 NO NEED TO LEAVE. 353 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,851 MY STALL JUST BECAME FREE. 354 00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:15,505 MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON A TOWEL, SIR. 355 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:16,985 RIGHT, RIGHT. 356 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,990 I'M ABOUT TO TRY THE NEW LOTION YOU RECOMMENDED. 357 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:24,514 IF I SHOULD ACCIDENTALLY PUT TOO MUCH ON MY HANDS 358 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:26,648 PERHAPS I COULD RUB IT ONTO YOU. 359 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,083 [ Gagging ] 360 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,956 [ Nixon ] BRANNIGAN! HMM? 361 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,306 MY GOD, COVER YOURSELF. 362 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,915 I DIDN'T LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS 363 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,744 AND TRAVEL A QUADRILLION MILES 364 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,876 TO LOOK AT ANOTHER MAN'S GIZMO. 365 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,748 SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT. 366 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,053 I DIDN'T REALIZE. 367 00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,360 KIFF, RAISE HIM UP ABOUT NIPPLE HIGH. 368 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:46,363 COME ON, BRANNIGAN, STUFF YOURSELF INTO A UNIFORM. 369 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,061 WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS PLANET 370 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,235 BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF. 371 00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:50,411 BOMB?! 372 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,586 WHAT BOMB? 373 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,109 THE ONE WE HAD THE DOCTORS IMPLANT 374 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,894 IN THAT GULLIBLE BENDER ROBOT. 375 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,634 [ Gasps ] [ Brays ] 376 00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:00,376 MMM... 377 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,596 ZAPP. ZAPP!HMM? 378 00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:03,553 INSPECT THE TROOPS LATER. 379 00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:06,121 IT'S TIME TO ACTIVATE THE BOMB. 380 00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:08,864 [ Beeps ] 381 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,606 [ Kissinger ] NOW AS FOR ECONOMIC COOPERATION... 382 00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:13,695 [ Beeps ] 383 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,914 OH. EXCUSE ME. 384 00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:18,918 [ Ticking ] 385 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,923 [ Man On P.A. ] ATTENTION... 386 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,796 ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE PLANET IMMEDIATELY. 387 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,928 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S MEAT LOAF NIGHT. 388 00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,932 COME ALONG, LEMON, BEFORE THIS WHOLE DUMP BLOWS UP. 389 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,019 UH, COMMANDER... 390 00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:36,022 COULD YOU TELL ME WHEN THE BOMB IS EXPLODING? 391 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,459 OF COURSE, MY SIGNIFICANT SOLDIER. 392 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,155 THE BOMB IS VOICE ACTIVATED. 393 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,375 IT WILL DETONATE THE INSTANT 394 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:44,203 THE ROBOT UNWITTINGLY SPEAKS A CERTAIN WORD. 395 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,162 WHAT'S THE WORD... UH, SIR? 396 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,077 IT'S THE ONE WORD THE ROBOT USES MORE THAN ANY OTHER. 397 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,211 WE GOT IT FROM THIS CONVENIENT DATABASE 398 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,518 OF HIS TEN MOST FREQUENTLY USED WORDS. 399 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:58,479 - [ Theme Music Plays ] - [ Brannigan Reciting ] 400 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:11,666 NUMBER FIVE: "BITE." 401 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,754 NUMBER FOUR: "MY." [ Gasps ] 402 00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:22,110 AND BENDER'S NUMBER ONE MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORD 403 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:25,418 THE WORD WHICH, IF UTTERED, WILL BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE PLANET... 404 00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:27,159 [ Drumroll ] 405 00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:28,988 [ Gasps ]WE DON'T HAVE LONG. 406 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,947 [ Brain Ball ] WE DEMAND BOUNCING, FOLLOWED BY ROLLING, 407 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,514 FOLLOWED BY ROLLING OF THE THIRD TYPE. 408 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,688 SAY WHAT? 409 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,081 MY CHAIR'S TOO HARD. 410 00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:37,648 IT'S A REAL PAIN IN THE... 411 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:38,998 UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 412 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,302 LOWER BACK. 413 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,956 YEAH, THAT WHOLE REGION. 414 00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,710 OKAY. I GOT TO BREAK DOWN THAT GATE 415 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,754 BEAT UP THOSE THREE GUARDS, STEAL THAT CHOPPER 416 00:16:57,885 --> 00:16:59,018 AND RESCUE BENDER. 417 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,322 [ Grunting ] 418 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,020 [ Karate Yell ] 419 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,326 HEY, I DID IT. 420 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,893 WAIT, THAT'S NOT ME. 421 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,503 COME ON, WE GOT TO SAVE BENDER. 422 00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,244 YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM, TOO, LEMON? 423 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,463 YOU BARELY KNOW HIM. 424 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,596 FRY, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME? 425 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,119 HERMES? 426 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,164 LEE... WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 427 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,515 [ Gasps ] 428 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,039 THE TWO OF YOU ARE... GOOD FRIENDS? 429 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,954 BUT I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE... GOOD FRIENDS. 430 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,393 WELL, LET'S SEE HOW FRIENDLY YOU GET 431 00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:28,786 WHEN YOU'RE SHARING A PRISON CELL. 432 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:29,830 [ Karate Yell ] 433 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,833 [ Grunting ] 434 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,229 HEY, ZAPP. HUH? 435 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:38,839 LEELA! LEELA. 436 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,233 SO IT'S YOU I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO. 437 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,278 OH, GOD, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY 438 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,151 TO BE BEATEN UP BY A WOMAN. 439 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,195 LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. 440 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:52,854 THE ELDERS TELL OF A YOUNG BALL MUCH LIKE YOU. 441 00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:55,203 HE BOUNCED THREE METERS IN THE AIR. 442 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,554 THEN, HE BOUNCED 1.8 METERS IN THE AIR. 443 00:17:57,684 --> 00:18:01,557 THEN, HE BOUNCED FOUR METERS IN THE AIR. 444 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,777 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 445 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:06,606 MR. AMBASSADOR, OUR PEOPLE TELL THE SAME STORY. 446 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:07,955 OY. 447 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,174 [ Groans ] 448 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,394 THESE BALLS ARE MAKING ME TESTY! 449 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,656 IF THEY DON'T STOP BOUNCING AND JIGGLING 450 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,355 I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS TREATY UP THEIR... 451 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,617 WAIT A SECOND. 452 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,228 WHERE DO YOU SHOVE THINGS UP A BALL? 453 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,838 THIS ISN'T A PRODUCTIVE AREA OF DISCUSSION. 454 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,234 WE'RE HERE. 455 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,019 I FOLLOWED THE BOUNCING BALLS. 456 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,846 I'LL KEEP THE CHOPPER AT A SAFE ALTITUDE 457 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,587 WHILE YOU PARACHUTE DOWN. 458 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,023 OKAY. 459 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,852 MY BEST FRIEND'S LIFE IS AT STAKE. 460 00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:37,289 I CAN FINALLY PROVE THAT I'M NOT A COWARD. 461 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,464 [ Sighs ] 462 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,205 WILL YOU PUSH ME? 463 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,207 I ALREADY DID. 464 00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,165 THANK YOU! 465 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,298 [ Groans ] 466 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,432 [ Grunting ] 467 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:57,135 AT LAST... WAR HAS MADE ME INTO A MAN. 468 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,834 WHEE! 469 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:01,575 PLEASE, GENTLEMEN 470 00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:04,098 WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE BLOODSHED. 471 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,276 WE HAVE ALL SEEN TOO MANY BODY BAGS AND BALL SACKS. 472 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:11,150 WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY. 473 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,193 ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! 474 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,284 I'M CATCHING THE NEXT PIMPMOBILE OUT OF HERE 475 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:18,634 BUT BEFORE I GO, I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY. 476 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,726 BITE MY SHINY... METAL... 477 00:19:22,856 --> 00:19:23,640 [ Fry ] STOP! 478 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,250 YOU CAN'T SAY THE NEXT WORD. 479 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,295 UP YOURS, CHUMP. 480 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:29,124 I SAID IT 906 TIMES BEFORE LUNCH. 481 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,038 BENDER, IF YOU SAY THE "A" WORD 482 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,693 YOU'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE PLANET STRAIGHT TO THE "H" WORD. 483 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,175 [ Both Gasping ] 484 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,176 YOUNG MAN... 485 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,134 YOU HAVE THE BRAVERY OF A HERO 486 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,397 AND BREATH AS FRESH AS A SUMMER HAM. 487 00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:45,314 [ Bender Chuckling ] 488 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:48,186 [ Laughing Maniacally ] 489 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,756 WHAT? WHAT IS FUNNY? 490 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:55,280 BENDER'S GOT THE UPPER HAND NOW. 491 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,413 THE NAME OF THE GAME IS MAKE BENDER HAPPY 492 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,198 OR HE BLOWS UP THE PLANET! 493 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,199 [ Gasps ] 494 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:02,375 I'D RATHER DIE AND TAKE EVERYBODY WITH ME 495 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,636 THAN SIT HERE ONE MORE MINUTE 496 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,161 AND LISTEN TO THESE IDIOTS TALK ABOUT BOUNCING. 497 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,641 PLEASE, STAY CALM. 498 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,511 THERE'S NO NEED TO BOUNCE OFF THE HANDLE. 499 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,949 THAT'S IT, I'M SAYING IT! 500 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:12,993 "A" IS FOR A...WAIT! 501 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,082 STOP. 502 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,692 WE GIVE IN TO ALL OF EARTH'S DEMANDS. 503 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:16,692 THE WAR IS OVER. 504 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,346 OUR HOME PLANET IS YOURS. 505 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,219 [ Cheering ]ALL RIGHT! 506 00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:21,220 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 507 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:23,134 THIS IS YOUR HOME PLANET? 508 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,919 WE'RETHE EVIL INVADING ALIENS? 509 00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:25,659 CORRECT. 510 00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,226 THEN I GUESS YOU LEARNED 511 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:28,443 A VALUABLE LESSON. 512 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,316 DON'T MESS WITH EARTH. 513 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,099 MAY YOU BOUNCE IN PEACE. 514 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,363 GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET. 515 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,332 [ Zapping ] 516 00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,376 WELL, THAT'S IT. 517 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,291 LET'S REACTIVATE HIM. 518 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,771 WAKE UP! 519 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,773 [ Yawns ] 520 00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:55,776 HEY, CHUMPS AND CHUMPETTES. 521 00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:57,256 DID YOU GET THE BOMB OUT? 522 00:20:57,385 --> 00:21:00,346 CAN I GO BACK TO SAYING THE WORD I LOVE TO SAY? 523 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,434 I'M SORRY, BUT WE COULDN'T REMOVE IT. 524 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,262 IT'S STUCK IN THERE WITH GLUE OR SOMETHING. 525 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,567 I DON'T KNOW. 526 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,482 WELL, THIS IS JUST GREAT. 527 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,224 WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CAN'T SAY ASS? 528 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,356 [ Gasps ] 529 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,271 HEY, I DIDN'T BLOW UP! 530 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,011 ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! 531 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,144 ALL RIGHT! 532 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,276 I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE. 533 00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:18,711 WE COULDN'T DISARM THE BOMB 534 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,757 SO WE RESET THE WORD THAT TRIGGERS IT. 535 00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:23,019 IT'S FROM THE LIST OF WORDS YOU ALMOST NEVER SAY. 536 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,805 THAT'S USING YOUR ASS. 537 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:25,935 SO WHAT'S THE WORD? 538 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,502 WE THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW. 539 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,505 OH, COME ON. 540 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:30,375 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT. 541 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,376 PLEASE? 542 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,813 OOH, IS IT "PLEASE"? 543 00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:33,509 NOPE. 544 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,423 HMM. 545 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,032 WORDS I NEVER SAY. 546 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,165 OH. I KNOW. "THANKS." 547 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,559 BENDER, STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD. 548 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,734 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 549 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:42,736 IS IT "SORRY"? 550 00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:43,737 NO. 551 00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:45,652 "FUNDERFUL"? 552 00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:47,174 "NON-ALCOHOLIC"? 553 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,959 STOP IT, MON. BENDER. QUIT IT. ENOUGH ALREADY. 554 00:21:49,089 --> 00:21:50,961 MMM... "COMPASSION"? "SHRIMP TOAST"? 555 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,397 "ANTIQUING"? 556 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,226 [ Explosion ] [ Bender ] I'M ALL RIGHT. 36959

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