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FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
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[ Woman ]
* NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE
MOLTEN BORON **
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I HATE THE PLANET
OF THE MOOCHERS.
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THEY TAKE YOU OUT
FOR A DRINK, BUT
WHEN THE CHECK COMES
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THEIR WALLET'S ALWAYS
IN THEIR OTHER PANTS
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WHICH THEY
BORROWED FROM ME.
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DINNER READY?
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THOSE LOUSY MOOCHERS
CLEANED OUT OUR PANTRY.
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ALL THEY LEFT WAS
BAKING SODA AND CAPERS
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AND HERE IT IS.
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[ Both Groaning ]
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GREAT.
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WE'RE TWO DAYS FROM EARTH
WITH NO FOOD.
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PROBLEM SOLVED.
YOU TWO FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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AND I'LL COOK THE LOSER.
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WORK HIS GUT.
I LIKE IT TENDER.
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MAYBE THAT PLANET OVER THERE
HAS A DRIVE-THRU.
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A BURGER JERK OR A FISHY JOE'S
OR A CHISELER OR SOMETHING.
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DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.
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WE'RE A BILLION MILES
FROM NOWHERE.
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YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY
ONLY GOT A HOWARD JOHNSON'S.
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WELL, IT'S A TYPE "M" PLANET
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SO IT SHOULD AT LEAST
HAVE RODDENBERRIES.
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I'M EXPERIENCED AT FORAGING.
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I USED TO FIND EDIBLE MUSHROOMS
ON MY BATH MAT.
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I FOUND SOME ROCKS.
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YOU GUYS EAT ROCKS, RIGHT?
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NO.
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NOT EVEN IF THEY'RE
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SAUTEED IN A LITTLE MUD?
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HERE'S SOMETHING.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A DITCH
FULL OF FRIED SHRIMP.
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WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND?
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IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A HOLE
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FULL OF FRIED PRAWNS.
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[ Loud Humming ]
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HMM, THIS THING
I WEAR ON MY WRIST
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SAYS THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS.
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WELL, HOW ARE THEY?
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OH, THEY'RE GREAT.
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THEY'RE LIKE SEX,
EXCEPT I'M HAVING THEM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THESE
WOULD GO GREAT WITH?
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ROCKS.
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LOOK, HERE'S MORE.
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THE PLANET'S
COVERED WITH THEM.
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LET'S BRING BACK
A COUPLE OF POCKETFULS.
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NO, A WHOLE BENDER-FUL.
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NO, ONLY
WHAT WE NEED.
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STUFF THE SHIP.
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PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,
YOU ARE CLEARED TO LAND.
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[ Leela While Eating ]
Roger.
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OH, MON
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I'M INHALING
THESE THINGS.
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YOU GUYS SCORED
SOME PRIMO
STUFF HERE.
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THEY'RE TASTIER
THAN AN UNGUARDED PENGUIN NEST.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?
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WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT
OF A NAME YET.
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THEY'RE TASTY, RIGHT?
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LET'S CALL THEM
TASTICLES.
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[ Disgusted Groans ]
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WE CAN'T CALL THEM THAT.
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WHY NOT?
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IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH
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LIKE THOSE FROZEN
ROCKY MOUNTAIN
OYSTERS ON A STICK.
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YOU KNOW, TESTSICLES.
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ACCORDING TO GOVERNMENT RECORDS
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THE ONLY NAMES
NOT YET TRADEMARKED
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ARE POPPLERS AND ZITSELS.
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I KNOW-- WE'LL
CALL THEM POPPLERS.
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[ Enthusiastic Grunts ]
YOU SURE PICKED IT.
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SWISH.
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CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT.
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I CALL THEM A FREE MEAL.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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SLOW DOWN THERE,
SIGMUND.
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I CAN'T STAND IDLY BY
WHILE POOR PEOPLE
GET FREE FOOD.
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WE GOTTA SELL
THESE THINGS.
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YEAH!
GOOD IDEA.
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BENDER'S
A GENIUS!
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HEY...
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BUSINESS IS GREAT.
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GREAT IS OKAY,
BUT AMAZING
WOULD BE GREAT.
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[ People Chattering ]
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[ Man ]
PLEASE, DON'T PUSH.
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THERE'S HOT DOGS
FOR EVERYONE.
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[ Growls ]
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HEY, MAC, WHERE DO
YOU WANT THOSE RAT
DROPPINGS YOU ORDERED?
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[ Disgusted Groans ]
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WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT THE GUY
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WHO DELIVERS
THE RAT DROPPINGS.
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[ Sniggers ]
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WHAT ARE
YOU SELLING?
POPPLERS?
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NEVER HEARD
OF 'EM.
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EAT IT OR BEAT IT.
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MMM, MMM.
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THESE ARE GREAT.
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BOYS, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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I'M JOE GILLMAN.
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WOW.
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YOU'RE SOME GUY
WHO EATS AT FISHY JOE'S?
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HELL, NO.
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I AM FISHY JOE.
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I'VE GOT A
FAST-FOOD FRANCHISE
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ON EVERY PLANET IN
THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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EXCEPT McPLUTO.
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HEY, FISHY, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO WRITE YOU
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ABOUT YOUR IN-STORE
KIDDIE PARKS.
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THE SLIDES WON'T SUPPORT
AN ADULT ROBOT.
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GOOD POINT.
NOT INTERESTED.
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BUT THESE POPPLERS,
THESE ARE GREAT.
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HOW MUCH YOU
SELL THEM FOR?
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A DOLLAR A DOZEN.
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YOU'LL NEVER
MAKE MONEY
THAT WAY.
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YOU SUPPLY THEM TO
ME AND I'LL SELL THEM
FOR TWO BUCKS A DOZEN
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AT MY
RESTAURANTS.
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I'LL EVEN PAY YOU
A DOLLAR A DOZEN.
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YES! I'M GOING TO BE RICH!
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YOU, TOO, BUT IT'S HARD
TO GET EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
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HOW DO WE SIGN?
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[ Music From H.M.S. Pinafore ]
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* POP A POPPLER IN YOUR MOUTH
WHEN YOU COME TO FISHY JOE'S *
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* WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF
IS A MYSTERY *
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* WHERE THEY COME FROM,
NO ONE KNOWS *
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* YOU CAN PICK 'EM,
YOU CAN LICK 'EM *
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* YOU CAN CHEW 'EM,
YOU CAN STICK 'EM *
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* IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SUE US
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* YOU CAN SHOVE ONE
UP YOUR NOSE. *
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I CAN'T PAY.
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[ All Grumbling Loudly ]
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LEELA, THAT'S
THE SECOND
BILLBOARD
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YOU CRASHED
INTO THIS WEEK.
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SORRY. I WAS DISTRACTED
BY THOSE PROTESTERS
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OUTSIDE OUR BUILDING.
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[ All Shouting ]
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HEY, UNLESS THIS
IS A NUDE LOVE-IN
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GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY.
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YOU CAN'T OWN
PROPERTY, MAN.
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I CAN, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
I'M NOT A PENNILESS HIPPIE.
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WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?
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WE'RE WITH MANKIND
FOR ETHICAL ANIMAL TREATMENT.
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POPPLERS ARE
LIVING CREATURES.
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YOU'VE GOT TO STOP
HARVESTING THEM FOR FOOD.
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OR WHAT?
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OR WE'LL BOYCOTT
FISHY JOE'S.
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YOU'RE VEGETARIANS.
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WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO?
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UH... SHUT UP!
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ANIMALS EAT
OTHER ANIMALS.
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IT'S NATURE.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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WE TAUGHT A LION TO EAT TOFU.
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[ Coughing Weakly ]
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THE POINT IS, YOU SHOULDN'T
EAT THINGS THAT FEEL PAIN.
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[ Shrieks ]
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OKAY, WE WON'T EAT YOU.
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I'LL GO GET
SOME MORE BRICKS.
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FRY, I WISH YOU'D THROW OUT
THESE WEEK-OLD POPPLERS.
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THEY'RE GETTING BIG AND SCALY.
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OOH, THERE'S ONE LEFT.
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MAMA.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Giggling ]
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STOP!
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STOP EATING
POPPLERS.
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WHY?
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MY BOOZE!
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POPPLERS ARE INTELLIGENT.
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THIS ONE CALLED ME "MAMA."
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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I ASSUME AMY
IS THE FATHER.
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POPPLERS CAN'T TALK.
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LEELA MUST BE
HALLUCINATING
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FROM NOT EATING
ENOUGH POPPLERS.
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HERE, EAT SOME NOW.
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NO!
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I SAID EAT!
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COME ON! MANGIA!
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SORRY, BABIES.
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LEELA, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD LIE DOWN.
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YES, LISTEN TO THE FATHER.
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I'M TELLING YOU IT SPOKE TO ME.
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COME ON, LITTLE POPPLER.
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SAY "MAMA."
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LOOK, LEELA,
EVEN IF YOU HEARD ONE TALK
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT'S INTELLIGENT.
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I MEAN, PARROTS TALK,
AND WE EAT THEM, RIGHT?
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YEAH, MAYBE
IT JUST LEARNED
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TO TALK AS A PARLOR
TRICK, LIKE FRY.
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[ Parrot-like ]
LIKE FRY, LIKE FRY.
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THERE'S ONE WAY,
AND ONLY ONE WAY
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TO DETERMINE
IF AN ANIMAL
IS INTELLIGENT--
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DISSECT ITS BRAIN.
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NO! MAMA!
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STOP GRANDPA!
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[ All Gasping ]
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ENOUGH CHITCHAT.
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RESTRAIN THE SPECIMEN.
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[ Woman ]
...SOME OF THAT SPECIAL SAUCE.
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[ Munching Sounds ]
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STOP EATING POPPLERS!
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THEY CAN TALK!
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DON'T STOP TO TALK.
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EAT POPPLERS!
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HEY, CUT IT OUT.
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TAKE A COUPON.
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CUT IT OUT.
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OW! OOH! OW!
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[ Whimpering ]
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PEOPLE, I WON'T LET YOU ENTER.
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POPPLERS ARE AS INTELLIGENT
AS YOU OR ME.
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YOU, MAYBE.
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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HEAR ME! HEAR ME!
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STOP EATING POPPLERS!
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STOP EATING
THEM WITH HONEY
MUSTARD SAUCE!
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STOP EATING THEM
WITH TANGY SWEET-
AND-SOUR SAUCE.
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STOP EATING
THE NEW FIESTA
POPPLER SALAD.
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STOP TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF THE
MONEY-SAVING 12-PACK.
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[ Bomb Whistling ]
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STOP ENJOYING POPPLERS
ON THE PATIO, IN THE
CAR, OR ON THE BOAT--
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WHEREVER GOOD
TIMES ARE HAD.
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OW!
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Tonight, on Date Night:
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Popplers-- eating them.
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Is it all right to?
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We have with us
the C.E.O. of Fishy Joe's
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Mr. Fishy Joseph Gillman
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noted anti-eating activist,
Free Waterfall, Jr.
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and the discoverer of Popplers,
Captain Taranga Leela.
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TARANGA?
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THAT'S HER NAME, PHILLIP.
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PHILLIP?
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Fishy Joe, is it wrong
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to eat intelligent animals?
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Absolutely not, Linda.
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I don't think anyone's here
to make that claim.
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I am.
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Me, too.
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Listen--
Shut up.
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We're talking about a snack
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Shut up.
that's low in fat
243
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,078
Shut up.
and high in profit.
244
00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,648
You're crazy, man.
He is crazy.
245
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,282
There's not even
any strong evidence
246
00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,917
that these popplers
are intelligent.
247
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,418
Shut up, shut up.
That's not true.
248
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,586
I have one right here
that can talk.
249
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,520
Shut up.
250
00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,657
Come on. Say "Mama."
251
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,490
Caca.
252
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,991
Okay, we'll have to bleep that.
253
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,494
Look, I'm not saying
eating meat is wrong.
254
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,763
Shut up.
255
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,998
I don't think anyone's
here to make that claim.
256
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,432
I am.
But eating an intelligent
animal is different.
257
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,001
Shut up, shut up,
shut up.
258
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,171
Oh, don't force
your tired philosophy on us.
259
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,438
I mean, the only reason
we don't eat people
260
00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:07,875
is because it tastes lousy.
261
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,009
You're all nuts.
262
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,543
Shut up. Let me talk.
263
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,812
You shut up, please.
264
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,179
No, you shut
up, please.
265
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,683
Popplers are no smarter than
any other animal I've served
266
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,051
and that includes cats.
267
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,318
Caca-head.
268
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,453
Mean old caca-head.
269
00:10:21,553 --> 00:10:23,222
Sir, I'm making a point.
270
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,893
If these gutter-mouth creatures
are so smart
271
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,327
why don't they
defend themselves, huh?
272
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,798
Stop it.
273
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,732
I call murder
on that.
274
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,402
Look, I'm willing to grant
that it's murder.
275
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,736
The real issue is...
276
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,004
[ Munching ]
277
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,538
...who's going to stop me?
278
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,008
[ Cackles ]
279
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,342
[ Rumbling ]
280
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:49,750
[ High-pitched Screeching ]
281
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:53,153
We seem to be experiencing
technical difficulties
282
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,322
and crap like I've never seen.
283
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,924
People of Earth, I am Lurr
284
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,326
of the planet
Omicron Persei I Eight.
285
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,261
[ Echoing And Feedback ]
286
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,331
Turn down the TV, Ndunda.
287
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,232
DEAR LORD,
THEY'RE BACK.
288
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,500
WE'RE DOOMED.
289
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,836
DOOMED!
290
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:14,041
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
291
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,509
Now then, the creatures
you call Popplers
292
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,278
come from a nursery planet
in our sector.
293
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,850
You monsters
have been eating
our babies.
294
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,717
[ Disgusted Groans ]
295
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,886
[ Spluttering ]
296
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,522
We demand
justice.
297
00:11:29,621 --> 00:11:33,760
As you ate our
children, so shall
you be eaten by us.
298
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,596
We will begin with the firemen,
then the math teachers
299
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,467
and so on in that fashion
until everyone is eaten.
300
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,403
[ Cackles ]
301
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,304
[ All Cackling ]
302
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,307
Transmission over.
303
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,309
Well, that went okay.
304
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:53,080
I tell you--
When you know you can't scratch
305
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,315
that's when you
really have to, huh?
306
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,716
Oh... oh, yeah,
that feels a lot better.
307
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,751
What?
308
00:11:58,851 --> 00:11:59,787
It's still on?
309
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:00,953
Oh!
310
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,994
AS CHIEF NEGOTIATOR,
I SPEAK FOR ALL OF EARTH
311
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,798
WHEN I MOURN THE
REGRETTABLE LOSS OF
THE OMICRONIAN YOUNG.
312
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,298
WE SHARE YOUR PAIN.
313
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,802
[ Sighs In Disgust ]
314
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,337
MMM, IF WE COULD
UNDO THE DAMAGE...
315
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,775
MMM. THESE WOULD BE
GREAT WITH GWACK-A-MOLE.
316
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,110
STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!
317
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,644
AND IT'S PRONOUNCED GUACAMOLE!
318
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,148
MMM. ALL RIGHT.
I'M PUTTING THEM AWAY.
319
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,783
[ Eating Noisily ]
320
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,985
[ Sighs In Disgust ]
321
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,321
NOW, UH, WHAT
IS IT YOU WANT?
322
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,422
WE DEMAND...
323
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,155
[ Burps ]
324
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,690
WE DEMAND TO EAT
325
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,826
ONE HUMAN FOR EACH OMICRONIAN
THAT WAS EATEN.
326
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,928
FAIR ENOUGH. HOW MANY IS THAT?
327
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:45,331
198 BILLION, SIR.
328
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,599
VERY WELL.
329
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:49,970
YOU WILL PROVIDE US
WITH 198 BILLION HUMANS
330
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,838
AND, UH, SMALL FRIES.
331
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,206
LURR!
332
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,274
OH, ALL RIGHT,
COTTAGE CHEESE.
333
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,378
[ Whispering ]
SIR, THERE AREN'T
THAT MANY HUMAN BEINGS.
334
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,711
A THOUGHT OCCURS--
335
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,648
THERE AREN'T
THAT MANY HUMANS.
336
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,283
WE'LL WAIT A FEW WEEKS
WHILE YOU SHORE UP THE NUMBERS.
337
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,986
HMM? 198 BILLION BABIES
IN A FEW WEEKS.
338
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,688
WE'LL NEED AN ARMY
OF SUPER-VIRILE MEN
339
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,490
SCORING 'ROUND THE CLOCK!
340
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,326
I'LL DO MY PART.
341
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,995
KIFF, CLEAR
MY SCHEDULE.
342
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,296
[ Sighs In Disgust ]
343
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,330
[ Rattling ]
344
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,166
[ Audience Murmuring ]
345
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,201
I WISH THEY'D JUST
WIPE OUT HUMANITY
346
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,534
AND GET IT OVER WITH.
347
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,171
IT'S THE WAITING
I CAN'T STAND.
348
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,338
THAT'S STUPID.
349
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:29,976
[ Audience Murmuring ]
350
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,744
[ Audience Cheering ]
351
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,148
MY FELLOW EARTHLINGS,
WE HAVE REACHED AN AGREEMENT.
352
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,985
USING THE TWIN GUNS
OF GRACE AND TACT
353
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,855
I BLASTED OUR WORTHLESS ENEMIES
WITH A FAIR COMPROMISE.
354
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,190
[ All Cheering ]
355
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,924
THEY WILL NOT EAT EVERYONE
ON EARTH.
356
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,927
I FILLED UP ON NUTS
AT THE NEGOTIATION.
357
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,865
INSTEAD, THEY WILL EAT ONLY
A SINGLE HUMAN OF THEIR CHOICE.
358
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,368
WE CHOOSE TO EAT
THE FIRST EARTHLING
WHO ATE OUR OFFSPRING.
359
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,370
HERE IS THE CULPRIT
360
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,505
AS PHOTOGRAPHED
BY OUR NANNY-CAM SATELLITE.
361
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,909
SHE MUST BE SACRIFICED
362
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,013
BUT THE REST OF YOU
SHALL BE SPARED.
363
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,347
[ Cheering ]
364
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,682
BOO!
365
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,750
BOO!
366
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,761
[ Audience Murmuring ]
367
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,065
[ Woman ]
TONIGHT
368
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:29,269
THE WORLD WATCHES IN HORROR
AS AN EARTHLING IS EATEN ALIVE
369
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,937
ON NETWORK TELEVISION.
370
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,605
THIS GRIM SCENE
OF UNIMAGINABLE CARNAGE
371
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,807
IS BROUGHT TO YOU
BY FISHY JOE'S.
372
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,144
TRY OUR NEW
EXTREME WALRUS JUICE.
373
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,813
100% FRESH-SQUEEZED WALRUS.
374
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,149
RIDE THE WALRUS.
375
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,086
[ Announcer ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
376
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,588
THE OMICRONIANS!
377
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,659
GREETINGS,
EARTH MORSELS.
378
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,427
[ Audience Booing ]
379
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,763
[ Man ]
YOU SUCK!
380
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,130
GET A JOB!
381
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,500
I'LL MISS YOU, LEELA.
382
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,302
I KNOW YOU'RE JUST
A CARBON-BASED LIFE-FORM
383
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,004
BUT I'LL ALWAYS
THINK OF YOU
384
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,673
AS A BIG PILE
OF TITANIUM.
385
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,107
[ Crying ]
386
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,809
WHAT BENDER MEANS IS,
YOU'RE REALLY BRAVE
387
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,513
AND SMART AND BEAUTIFUL
AND A GREAT FRIEND.
388
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,481
JUST LIKE TITANIUM.
389
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,284
[ Sobbing ]
390
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,751
THIS IS ALL
A BIG LOAD.
391
00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:22,355
I WAS THE ONE TRYING
TO SAVE THE POPPLERS.
392
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,524
YOU WERE SUCKING
THEM DOWN LIKE THE
FAT HOG YOU ARE
393
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,961
AND Y WERE
STEPPING ON
THEM FOR FUN.
394
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,830
YOU BOTH SHOULD
BE IN HERE
395
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,032
INSTEAD OF ME.
396
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,100
SOMEONE'S ACTING
AWFULLY ALUMINUM.
397
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,302
LEELA, MY SWEET,
I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU.
398
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,971
I HAVE A DEVIOUS PLAN.
399
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,508
OH, GREAT.
CAPTAIN MORON HAS A PLAN.
400
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,010
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL IT TO WINGUS
AND DINGUS HERE?
401
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,677
WINGUS, DINGUS,
LISTEN UP.
402
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,514
WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THE ALIENS
THE OLD SWITCHEROO.
403
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:48,981
YOU MEAN...?
404
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,049
CORRECT.
405
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,783
I FOUND A GIANT,
HIDEOUS APE
406
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,620
THAT LOOKS EXACTLY
LIKE LEELA.
407
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,524
[ Leela ]
IT DOESN'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE ME.
408
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,126
THE HAIR IS ALL WRONG.
409
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,662
DON'T WORRY,
KIFF IS AN EXPERT STYLIST
410
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,163
AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE.
411
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,831
MMM!
412
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,333
[ Sighs In Disgust ]
413
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,076
YOU KNOW,
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK.
414
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,010
THE OMICRONIANS SEEM
TO HAVE TROUBLE
415
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,511
TELLING ONE PERSON FROM ANOTHER.
416
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,014
TRUE. AT THE NEGOTIATIONS,
THEY THOUGHT KIFF HERE
417
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,984
WAS THE STATESMAN AND I WAS
A JABBERING MENTAL PATIENT.
418
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,253
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KIFF?
419
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,754
PLEASE, I'M CREATING.
420
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,092
VOILA!
421
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,229
[ Bender ]
BINGO!
422
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,330
THAT'S LEELA.
423
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,697
I'M SEEING DOUBLE.
424
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,868
I GROW HUNGRY.
425
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,072
BRING ON THE ONE
CALLED "LEELA."
426
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,173
THAT COMES
WITH SALAD OR SOUP.
427
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,207
UH, SALAD.
428
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,509
RANCH OR VINAIGRETTE?
429
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,543
VINAIGRETTE.
430
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,412
BALSAMIC OR RASPBERRY?
431
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,081
[ Ray Gun Whine ]
432
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,522
[ Audience Murmuring ]
433
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,258
[ Murmuring Continues ]
434
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,759
PEOPLE OF EARTH...
435
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,194
SHH!
436
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,063
[ Murmuring Continues ]
437
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,230
HMM.
438
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,732
HMM.
439
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,634
MM-HMM.
440
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,138
YES, THIS IS THE ONE,
DEFINITELY.
441
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,808
I RECOGNIZE HER SLUMPING POSTURE
AND HAIRY KNUCKLES.
442
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,922
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HUMAN
WITH YOUR SALT?
443
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,626
[ TV Announcer ]
THIS IS IT.
444
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,961
IF THE ALIENS FALL
FOR ZAPP'S PLOY
445
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,663
THE EARTH WILL BE SAVED.
446
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,633
BROUGHT TO YOU BY FISHY JOE'S.
447
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,834
RIDE THE WALRUS.
448
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,568
[ Groaning ]
449
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,807
[ Waterfall ]
WAIT! STOP!
450
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,009
IT'S A TRICK!
THAT'S NOT LEELA!
451
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,145
[ Audience Booing ]
WHA-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
452
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,579
I'M LOSING THE CROWD.
453
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,913
IT'S AN ORANGUTAN
454
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:05,352
ONE OF MOTHER EARTH'S
MOST PRECIOUS CREATURES.
455
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,987
HMM.
456
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,493
WHY'D YOU OPEN YOUR BONGHOLE,
YOU SMELLY HIPPIE?
457
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,328
YOU'D SACRIFICE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
458
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,530
TO SAVE A MODERATELY
ATTRACTIVE MONKEY?
459
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,468
YOU MUST'VE SMOKED
SOME BAD GRANOLA.
460
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,336
THE ONE CALLED
"SMELLY HIPPIE" IS RIGHT.
461
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,672
THIS IS A MONKEY.
462
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,808
YES, DEFINITELY.
463
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,711
WHERE IS
THE REAL FEMALE?
464
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,180
I'LL NEVER TELL.
465
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,681
WHERE IS
THE REAL FEMALE?
466
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,348
I'LL GET HER FOR YOU.
467
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,451
I REALIZE THIS
MAY HURT OUR CHANCES
468
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,820
OF CONSUMMATING OUR
RELATIONSHIP AGAIN.
469
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,323
GO CONSUMMATE YOURSELF.
470
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,457
STOP TALKING!
471
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,726
YOU'RE GETTING COLD!
472
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,826
PLEASE!
473
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,461
I JUST PAID
OFF MY CAR!
474
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:50,497
NO!
475
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,231
I CAN'T LOOK.
476
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,002
[ Growling ]
477
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,238
STOP!
478
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,071
[ Panting ]
479
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,509
PEOPLE OF EARTH
480
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:07,680
I AM JURR OF THE PLANET
OMICRON PERSEI I EIGHT.
481
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,848
COULD SOMEONE LOWER
THIS THING FOR ME?
482
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,252
NOW, THEN,
IF LEELA GETS EATEN
483
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,653
I GET EATEN!
484
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:15,855
[ Audience Gasps ]
485
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,325
LITTLE ONE,
GET OUT OF THERE!
486
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,559
I'M GOING TO COUNT
TO BLARKS.
487
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,161
BUT ELDER ONE...
488
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:26,999
FLINGLE, GLORG,
GLORG-AND-A-GLOOB...
489
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:28,034
HEAR ME OUT!
490
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,237
THERE ARE MANY GOOD REASONS
TO EAT:
491
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,838
HUNGER, BOREDOM
492
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,275
WANTING TO BE
THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN
493
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,875
BUT NOT REVENGE.
494
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,677
ARE WE NO BETTER
THAN THEY?
495
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,180
BESIDES, LEELA'S MY FRIEND.
496
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,082
[ Mumbling ]
IS THIS TRUE,
EARTHLING?
497
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,717
[ Mumbling Reply ]
498
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:48,186
LEELA'S GARBLED WORDS
HAVE OPENED MY EYES.
499
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,222
[ Audience Cheers ]
500
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,625
[ Giggles ]
501
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,528
OKAY, THAT'S A START.
502
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,697
THAT'S VERY
EARTH-FRIENDLY.
503
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,766
NOW, EVERYONE JOIN HANDS!
504
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,067
JOIN HANDS, PLEASE!
505
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,134
I'D LIKE TO LEAD
YOU ALL IN SOME SWAYING.
506
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,436
COME ON. PAY ATTENTION.
507
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,406
I SAID DO IT!
508
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,576
YEAH.
IS HE YOUR FRIEND, TOO?
509
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,910
NO.
510
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:11,911
AAH!
511
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,913
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
512
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,481
[ Audience Cheers ]
513
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,417
[ Groaning ]
514
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,220
OOH, I THINK THERE WAS
SOMETHING FUNNY IN THAT HIPPIE.
515
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,256
THANK YOU, JURR.
516
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,825
I HOPE YOU'LL ALWAYS
THINK OF ME AS YOUR MOM.
517
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,894
WHEN MY SPECIES GROWS UP,
WE EAT OUR MOMS.
518
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,229
WHOOP!
519
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,798
PEOPLE OF EARTH...
520
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,232
OOH, THAT HIPPIE'S STARTING
TO KICK IN.
521
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,403
WE'VE ALL LEARNED
AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY.
522
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,939
I REALIZE NOW THAT...
523
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:44,076
DUDE, MY HANDS ARE HUGE.
524
00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:46,144
[ Audience Murmuring ]
525
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,816
THEY CAN TOUCH ANYTHING
BUT THEMSELVES.
526
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,982
OH, WAIT.
527
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,352
LET'S GO.
528
00:20:55,186 --> 00:20:56,522
OOH.
529
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,758
HMM?
530
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,961
WHOA-HO-HO.
531
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,462
WHOO.
532
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,798
YEAH...
533
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,165
[ Chuckles ]
534
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,038
WHOA, I FEEL LIKE I'M FLYING.
535
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,845
A TOAST TO LEELA.
536
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,881
SHE SHOWED US
IT'S WRONG TO
EAT CERTAIN THINGS.
537
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,849
HEAR, HEAR!
LET'S GET DRUNK!
538
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,384
AW, THANKS, GUYS.
539
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,818
PASS THE VEAL, PLEASE.
540
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,489
MMM, LET ME GET SOME
541
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,222
OF THAT SUCKLING PIG.
542
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,358
WHO WANTS DOLPHIN?
543
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,292
[ Others Gasp ]
DOLPHIN?
544
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,827
BUT DOLPHINS ARE INTELLIGENT.
545
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,195
NOT THIS ONE.
546
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,365
HE BLEW ALL HIS MONEY
ON INSTANT LOTTERY TICKETS.
547
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,133
OH.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
548
00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:42,469
PASS THE BLOWHOLE.
549
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:43,502
CAN I HAVE A FLUKE?
550
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,037
HEY, QUITE HOGGIN'
THE BOTTLENOSE.
551
00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:48,375
[ Farnsworth ]
TOSS ME THE SPEECH CENTER
OF THE BRAIN.
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