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FINALLY, THE LAST FORM
OF THE DAY.
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WELCOME TO STAMPYTOWN,
POPULATION FIVE.
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AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCH.
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AH, THE CYCLE OF BUREAUCRACY.
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SWEET GORILLA OF MANILA!
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A LETTER
FROM THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY.
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"ATTENTION, HERMES CONRAD.
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"YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE
A LETTER
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FROM THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY."
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MY GOD!
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IT'S FROM THE CENTRAL
BUREAUCRACY!
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I'M HAVING A POKER
GAME TONIGHT
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WITH SOME FRIENDS FROM
MY OLD CRYOGENICS JOB.
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YOU GUYS INTERESTED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I ONLY GAMBLE WITH CHUMPS.
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I'LL PLAY.
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I'M IN!
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LEELA, FRY, ROBOT
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NO MATTER WHAT IT IS
YOU'RE DOING TONIGHT
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I'M AVAILABLE.
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WE'RE PLAYING POKER.
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BUT I'M WARNING YOU
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MY FRIENDS ARE
SERIOUS PLAYERS.
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BAH, BIG SHOTS.
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I SAY LET THE DICE
DO THE TALKING.
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[ Humming ]
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WOW, YOU LOOK HAPPY.
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IS SOMEONE FIRED?BETTER.
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THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY
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IS CONDUCTING AN INSPECTION
TOMORROW.
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I WILL FINALLY
BE PROMOTED TO GRADE 35
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THE 35th HIGHEST GRADE THERE IS.
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HERMES, WAIT.
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WE'RE HAVING
A POKER PARTY.
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STAY AND WHIP OFF
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A BATCH OF YOUR
FAMOUS JERK DIP.
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SORRY. I SPENT
ALL DAY
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PUTTING MY
OFFICE IN ORDER.
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NOW I GOT
TO GO HOME
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TO RELAX THE
TRADITIONAL
JAMAICAN WAY.
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A GLASS OF WARM MILK
AND A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
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JAMAICAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE
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SOME KIND OF OUTER SPACE
POTATO MAN.
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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AH, THAT MUST BE MY OLD BOSS.
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HELLO, LEELA.
YOU'RE FIRED.
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I KNOW.
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I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S
JUST THAT YOU'RE
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OVER A YEAR LATE
FOR WORK AT THIS POINT.
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
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SO I TOLD LEELA
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"YOUR REQUEST FOR A DATE
IS MOST FLATTERING
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"BUT I MUST DECLINE.
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"THESE OFFICE ROMANCES
NEVER WORK OUT.
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AFTER ALL, THAT IS HOW
I MET MY HORRIBLE WIFE."
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[ All Laughing ]
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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BUT YOU NEVER
WORE YOUR RING.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A WIFE.
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AND MY WIFE DOESN'T KNOW
I HAVE A JOB.
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I KEEP MY PERSONAL
AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE.
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COME ON, LET'S DEAL.
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YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
TO TALK WHEN YOU'RE POOR.
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WHAT'S WITH THE
SPECS, BENDER?
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THEY'RE MY LUCKY SHADES.
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I STOLE THEM OFF SOME LUCKY GUY
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WHILE HIS LUCKY SEEING EYE DOG
WAS TAKING A WHIZ.
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EH?
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[ Loud Chomping ]
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[ Spitting Sounds ]
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HEY!
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I CAN'T SPELL ANYTHING
WITH THESE CARDS.
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[ Bender Humming ]
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FINALLY, I HAVE
A GOOD CLAW. SEE?
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THREE HUMAN FEMALES,
A NUMBER
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AND A KING GIVING
HIMSELF BRAIN SURGERY.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER
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HOW MANY HUMAN FEMALES
YOU HAVE.
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BENDER'S ON
A HOT STREAK.
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
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MUST BE MY LUCKY SHADES.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Beeps ]
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NOTHING. NOTHING.
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CRAP. CRAP. GARBAGE.
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READ 'EM AND LEAK SALTWATER.
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[ All Grumbling ]
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MY BABY'S MILK MONEY!
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[ Bender Laughs ]
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OH, I AM BROKE.
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WHAT WILL I TELL
MY HORRIBLE WIFE?
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IF I WERE YOU
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I'D BE MORE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT TAPEWORM
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GOING TO TOWN
ON YOUR INTESTINES.
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LET ME SEE THOSE GLASSES.
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[ Coughs ]
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UH... UH...
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OH, MY VARIOUS GODS,
X-RAY SPECS!
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GUYS, UH, I SWEAR
THOSE ARE PRESCRIPTION.
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I NEED THEM FOR READING STUFF...
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ON THE OTHER SIDE OF STUFF.
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YOU CHEATER.
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BREAK HIS NECK!
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NO, DON'T HURT HIM.
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HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Bender ]
HEY, YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GUY
WITH X-RAY GLASSES, WOULD YOU?
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[ Loud Crashing And Banging ]
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EASY ON THE ARM!
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OH, MY ASS!
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OH! OW!
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[ Scatting ]
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[ Gasps ]
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GREAT COW OF MOSCOW!
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UH, IT WAS GHOSTS.
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BIG ONES.
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AND A TORNADO.
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OH! I'LL NEVER PASS
INSPECTION NOW.
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THEY'LL BUST ME LOWER
THAN A LIMBO STICK
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AT CARNIVAL TIME.
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AND THAT'S AS LOW
AS LIMBO STICKS GET.
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AW, HEY, COME ON,
DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL WATCH YOU
CLEAN UP.
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IT'S TOO LATE.
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THE INSPECTOR WILL BE HERE
IN EXACTLY ONE SECOND.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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MORGAN PROCTOR,
BUREAUCRAT, GRADE 19.
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HERMES CONRAD,
BUREAUCRAT, GRADE 36.
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ENOUGH FRIENDLY BANTER.
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SHALL WE BEGIN
THE INSPECTION?
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THIS WAY, PLEASE.
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GEEZ, HERMES, YOU SEEM
AWFULLY CALM ABOUT THIS.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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I'M GOING TO JUMP!
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[ All Gasping ]
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NO!NO!
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[ Bender ]
DO A FLIP!
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DON'T DO IT, HERMES!
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YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
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I GET IT.
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.
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PLEASE, OLD FRIEND, DON'T JUMP.
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USE ANOTHER METHOD
THAT WON'T DAMAGE YOUR LIVER.
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OTHER PEOPLE
NEED IT, YOU KNOW.
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HUSBAND, NO!
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OUT OF MY WAY, WIFE!
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I WASN'T CUT OUT TO BE
A BUREAUCRAT ANYWAY.
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I'M ONLY ANAL
78.36% OF THE TIME.
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I'M NOT WORTHY TO STAMP A FORM
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SO I'LL STAMP THE PAVEMENT
WITH MY FLABBY BODY.
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BUREAUCRAT CONRAD
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IF YOU COMPLETE YOUR DEATH
TRANSACTION WITHOUT FILING
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A SUICIDE AND/OR
FALLING ACCIDENT PERMIT
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YOU WILL BE
POSTHUMOUSLY DEMOTED.
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LIFE, DEATH--
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EITHER WAY I'M DEMOTED
TO A TINY CUBICLE.
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[ Shivering ]
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SWEET SOMETHING OF...
OF SOMEPLACE.
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AS YOUR SUPERIOR,
I HEREBY RELIEVE
YOU OF DUTY.
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CONSIDER YOURSELF
ON PAID VACATION.
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OH! THE ULTIMATE PENALTY.
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I RECOMMEND
THE HEALTH CURE
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ON SPA FIVE,
THE SAUNA PLANET.
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HERE, READ.
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SPA FIVE? IS IT GOOD?
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OH, IT'S WONDERFUL.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT
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BUT THEY GIVE ME A BUCKET
OF KRILL
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FOR EVERY PATIENT I SEND.
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NATURALLY, I'LL HAVE
TO ASSIGN A BUREAUCRAT
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TO FILL IN FOR HERMES
WHILE HE'S AWAY.
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I ASSIGN ME. I ACCEPT.
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WELCOME ABOARD.
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THEN IT'S SETTLED.
HERMES WILL RELAX
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AND ZOIDBERG WILL EAT.
HURRAH!
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I'VE BEEN REVIEWING
YOUR CORPORATE RECORDS.
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REGARDING LAST
MONDAY'S DELIVERY
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WHY DID IT TAKE TWICE
AS LONG AS SCHEDULED?
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FRY GOT HIS HEAD
STUCK IN A CRATER.
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD FIT.
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AND DURING THIS PERIOD
OF HEAD-CRATER INTERACTION
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WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
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MARTINI DRINKING CONTEST
WITH THE AUTOPILOT.
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I WOULD HAVE HAD HIM THIS TIME,
BUT WE RAN OUT OF OLIVES.
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I CAN EXPLAIN.
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YOU REALLY THINK
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YOU CAN EXPLAIN
HOW YOU LEFT PORT
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WITHOUT A FULL
COMPLEMENT OF OLIVES?
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I THINK NOT.
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WHAT IS THIS, HIGH SCHOOL?
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LOCKER CHECK.
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WHY ISN'T THIS JACKET
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
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WHAT?
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THE ZIPPER.
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IT SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM.
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HEY, SOMETIMES
A GUY GETS LONELY.
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[ Insects Buzzing ]
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I, I'VE NEVER SEEN
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ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
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WHY IS THERE YOGURT
IN THIS CAP?
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I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.
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SEE, IT USED TO BE MILK
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AND, WELL, TIME MAKES FOOLS
OF US ALL.
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YOU ARE ALL DISMISSED.
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FRY, I WILL SPEAK
TO YOU ALONE.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Beeping ]
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UH, WAIT.
THIS IS THE OTHER FRY'S LOCKER.
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I'M FRY WITH A P-H.
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ADMIT IT, FRY,
YOU'RE A SLOB.
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A DIRTY, FILTHY SLOB.
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DIRTY BOY!
DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY!
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WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ANTI-DIRTY, NOT PRO-DIRTY.
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I'M SURROUNDED BY
NEAT FREAKS EVERY DAY.
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THERE'S NOTHING KINKIER
TO ME THAN A FILTHY
SLOP JOCK LIKE YOU.
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OH, STOP.
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[ Both Moaning ]
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NOW LISTEN,
YOU FILTHY PIG
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NO ONE CAN KNOW
ABOUT US.
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IF ANYONE ASKS,
I'LL DENY IT.
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JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GIRL
I'VE DATED.
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[ Instructor ]
AND TWO, AND THREE
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AND FOUR, AND, COME ON,
WORK THOSE ARMS.
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[ All Grunting ]
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THIS IS NO SPA.
IT'S A FORCED LABOR CAMP.
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CURSE THAT DR. ZOIDBERG.
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IF I GET OUT OF HERE
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HE'LL BE LOOKING DOWN THE
BUSINESS END OF A SHRIMP FORK.
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GIVE HIM ONE
FOR ME, TOO, MATE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
I GO TO HIM.
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I DON'T MISS TWICE, CAMPERS.
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[ Morgan ] AND FOR THOSE 6½ REASONS
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I AM DEMOTING LEELA TO COPILOT.
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"COPILOT"? UNDER WHO?
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THE AUTOPILOT.
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THAT DRUNK?
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[ Laughing ]
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MR. BENDER, YOU ARE
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NOW IN CHARGE OF COORDINATING
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THE PROFESSOR'S
BODILY FUNCTIONS.
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[ Gasps ]
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THAT'S A FULL-TIME JOB.
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AND, FRY, AS FOR YOU
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I AM PROMOTING YOU
TO EXECUTIVE DELIVERY BOY.
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YOU WILL NO LONGER GO
ON DELIVERIES
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AND YOU WILL HAVE
YOUR OWN OFFICE NEXT TO MINE.
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ALL RIGHT!
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MR. BENDER,
WOULD YOU HIGH-FIVE HIM
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SO THAT WE CAN CONTINUE
THIS MEETING?
253
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,931
AND ON THE REBOUND?
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00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,274
AH!
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MEETING ADJOURNED.
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[ Fry Belches ]
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[ Belches ]
258
00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:12,274
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
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00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:14,033
WHY SHE'S SO NICE
TO YOU, FRY.
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00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:16,274
SHE'S A HATEFUL MONSTER,
THIS MORGAN.
261
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:17,861
SHE SCOLDED AND HIT ME.
262
00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:21,274
I TELL YOU, SHE'S RISKING
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HER.
263
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:23,344
[ Leela ]
BENDER! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
264
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,136
MORGAN MADE ME WALK
THE PROFESSOR.
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00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:27,000
THERE WE WERE IN THE PARK
266
00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,826
WHEN SUDDENLY, SOME OLD LADY
SAYS I STOLE HER PURSE.
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00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,724
I CHUCKED THE PROFESSOR AT HER
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00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:34,413
BUT SHE KEPT COMING,
SO I HAD TO HIT HER
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WITH THIS PURSE I FOUND.
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00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:38,413
AH, THE POINT IS,
IT'S MORGAN'S FAULT.
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00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,344
THAT PENCIL-PUSHING SCAZ-WAG.
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00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:42,654
WHY, IF SHE WERE HERE, I'D--
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00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,688
UH-OH. IS SHE BEHIND ME?
274
00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:45,895
NO, I'M IN
FRONT OF YOU.
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[ Shrieks ]
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00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,551
[ Doorbell Rings ]
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00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:53,861
MORGAN? IT'S 3:00 A.M.
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00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:55,000
I KNOW.
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00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,379
A SKUNK KNOCKED
OVER MY GARBAGE
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00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,620
AND SUDDENLY,
ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS YOU.
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00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,344
[ Hooting ]
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00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,826
MY GOD.
283
00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:08,102
IT'S SO... REPULSIVE.
284
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:10,861
SO, UH, THIS IS WHERE YOU EAT?
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00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,620
EAT ANDSLEEP.
286
00:11:13,688 --> 00:11:15,136
OH, FRY!
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00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,517
UH, WAIT!
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00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:18,654
BENDER'S MY ROOMMATE.
289
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:19,931
HE COULD BE
BACK ANY SECOND.
290
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,309
NOT LIKELY.
291
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:24,033
I ORDERED HIM TO FLUSH OUT
THE PROFESSOR'S EAR WAX.
292
00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:28,895
HEY, FRY, I MADE YOU
A CANDLE WITH--
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00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:30,240
[ Gasps ]
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00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:31,654
WHAT THE...?
295
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,793
OH, NOW I SEE.
296
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,136
NOW I GET IT.
297
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:40,172
NOW THE PIECES ARE
FALLING INTO PLACE.
298
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,895
THE OFFICE, THE PROMOTION
299
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:45,172
THAT DWARF IN MY BOOK CLUB
WHO STEALS MY OPINIONS.
300
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,172
IT'S ALL COMING
TOGETHER NOW.
301
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,033
I MUST SAY
THIS OPENS MY EYES.
302
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:54,067
ANOTHER CASE CLOSED,
MY DEAR WATSON.
303
00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:55,620
MORGAN, COME BACK.
304
00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:57,481
HE'S STUCK IN A LOOP.
305
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,000
FOR I WAS BLIND
BUT NOW I SEE.
306
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,517
THE CAT'S OUT
OF THE BAG NOW.
307
00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,413
MR. BENDER,
ABOUT LAST NIGHT--
308
00:12:04,481 --> 00:12:06,861
THAT WAS JUST A...
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
309
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,379
OH, YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND?
310
00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:09,481
WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN.
311
00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,931
YOU WERE HAVING
SEX WITH YOU.
312
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,033
NO, YOU SEE,
A BUREAUCRAT OF MY RANK
313
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,688
ISN'T SUPPOSED TO FRATERNIZE.
314
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,620
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO JUICY.
315
00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:20,344
IT'S A FORBIDDEN FRUIT ANGLE
EVERYBODY LOVES.
316
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,309
FIRST I'LL SAY,
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
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00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,344
WHO SAW FRY AND MORGAN
DOING IT."
318
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,344
AND THEY'LL SAY,
"WHO, BENDER, WHO?"
319
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,895
AND I'LL SAY...
320
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:32,000
[ Voice Slowing Down ]
"IT WAS LOVABLE OLD BENDER."
321
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,517
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
322
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,965
I DOWNLOADED HIS BRAIN.
323
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,102
EVERYTHING THAT IS
BENDER IS RIGHT HERE.
324
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:39,240
HIS MIND,
HIS MEMORIES--
325
00:12:39,309 --> 00:12:41,102
HIS IN-YOUR-FACE INTERFACE.
326
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,517
[ With Monotone ]
I AM BENDER.
327
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:43,861
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
328
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,000
BUT, BUT, BENDER NEED
BRAIN FOR SMART MAKING.
329
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:52,033
WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?
330
00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,309
STOP DOING THINGS.
331
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,826
I SENT THE DISK
TO BE FILED
332
00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:56,274
AT THE CENTRAL
BUREAUCRACY.
333
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,758
I DID WHAT
I HAD TO DO, FRY.
334
00:12:57,826 --> 00:12:58,826
HE WAS A BAD ROBOT.
335
00:12:58,895 --> 00:13:00,551
NO, HE WAS A BAD FRIEND.
336
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,172
I WANT HIM BACK
RIGHT NOW.
337
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,344
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE FILED
A REQUEST 20 YEARS AGO.
338
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,586
[ Groaning ]
339
00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:09,517
I'M SICK OF YOU
AND YOUR BUREAUCRACY.
340
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,895
DIRTY BOY!
341
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,240
DIRTY BOY!
342
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,274
YOU AND MORGAN WERE
HAVING AN AFFAIR?
343
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:21,688
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
344
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,826
SHE LOVED ME BECAUSE
OF THE PART OF ME
THAT'S A SLOB.
345
00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,274
I LOVED HER BECAUSE
OF THE PART OF ME
THAT'S DESPERATE.
346
00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,517
I AM BENDER.
347
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,654
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
348
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:30,826
POOR BENDER.
349
00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:31,931
WITHOUT HIS BRAIN
350
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,688
HE'S BECOME ALL
QUIET AND HELPFUL.
351
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:35,861
WE'VE GOT TO GO
TO THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY
352
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,000
AND GET THAT DISK BACK.
353
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,586
OH, YES, WE MUST.
354
00:13:38,654 --> 00:13:39,654
YEAH.
355
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,551
WHY?
356
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,826
WELL, THOSE ARGUMENTS ASIDE,
WE'RE STILL GOING.
357
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:48,309
YOU CAN'T JUST
WALTZ INTO THE
CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY.
358
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,413
IT'S A TANGLED WEB
OF RED TAPE AND
REGULATIONS.
359
00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:52,620
I'VE NEVER BEEN
360
00:13:52,688 --> 00:13:54,551
BUT A FRIEND OF MINE
WENT COMPLETELY MAD
361
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,586
JUST TRYING TO FIND
THE WASHROOM THERE.
362
00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:57,861
THEN WE'LL NEED A GUIDE.
363
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,413
SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN THERE BEFORE.
364
00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:01,413
OH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
365
00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:02,826
LOTS OF TIMES.
366
00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:04,620
[ Insane Cackling ]
367
00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:06,620
[ People Groaning ]
368
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,481
LOOK AT THAT.
369
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,688
THE CARTS GO OUT FULL,
BUT THEY COME IN EMPTY.
370
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,344
IT'S CRIMINALLY INEFFICIENT.
371
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:14,620
QUIET, MATE.
372
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,826
PULLING THE EMPTY CARTS
IS THE CLOSEST THING
373
00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:17,793
WE GET TO SLEEP.
374
00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:19,033
BUT DON'T YA SEE?
375
00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:21,344
THEY COULD INCREASE EFFICIENCY
FOUR PERCENT
376
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:22,895
IF THEY USED THE EMPTY CARTS
377
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,826
TO BRING IN
HEAVY MINING MACHINERY.
378
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:27,000
HEY, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
379
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,033
OH...!
380
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,172
OH, LORD.
381
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,136
[ Groaning ]
382
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,861
YOU KNOW, YOU
OUGHT TO BE
383
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,586
A BUREAUCRAT
OR SOMETHING.
384
00:14:42,688 --> 00:14:45,309
[ Fry ]
MAN, HOW LONG IS THIS
385
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:46,654
GOING TO TAKE?
386
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,517
I'M STILL WAITING ON
MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
387
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:49,793
WELL, IT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE
388
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,826
I'LL MAKE IT INSIDE
WITH THE REST OF YOU.
389
00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:52,793
BUT GOOD LUCK.
390
00:14:52,861 --> 00:14:54,654
JUST LEAVE ME WHERE I DROP.
391
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:57,793
OH, GREAT.
392
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,274
SOMEONE HAD A BABY.
393
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,136
COME ON.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
394
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,481
EXCUSE ME.
395
00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:04,931
WE'RE FROM THE PLANET
EXPRESS DELIVERY COMPANY.
396
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,620
WE'RE HERE
TO DELIVER A ROBOT.
397
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,758
I AM BENDER.
398
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,586
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
399
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:10,931
[ Man Laughing ]
400
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,344
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
A NEW OFFICE CUTUP.
401
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:26,172
[ Man ]
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
402
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,102
I'M GOING TO CRASH
MY SLOW-MOBILE.
403
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:29,861
I HAD TO SWERVE TO AVOID YOU.
404
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,274
WHILE YOU'RE CRASHING
405
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,620
COULD YOU TELL US WHERE
ALL THESE CANISTERS END UP?
406
00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:35,586
OH, YOU WANT CENTRAL FILING.
407
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:36,586
OKAY.
408
00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:37,654
THANK YOU.
409
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:38,654
THANKS.
410
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:39,586
WONDERFUL.
411
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,000
NO!
412
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:44,724
CENTRAL FILING?
413
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:46,240
OF COURSE I KNOW
WHERE THAT IS.
414
00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:47,240
I'M A GRADE 20.
415
00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:48,274
WHERE IS IT?
416
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,274
I CAN'T TELL YOU.
417
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,793
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
A GRADE 16?
418
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,102
[ Snorting Laugh ]
419
00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:54,136
WE'RE GETTING
NOWHERE SLOWLY.
420
00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:55,481
HERE.
421
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,344
I'LL ADDRESS THIS
TO THE CENTRAL FILING ROOM.
422
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:01,274
THEN WE'LL TRACK IT
WITH MY WRIST LOJACK-A-MATER.
423
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,447
Cold.
424
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,620
Warmer.
425
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,965
Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot.
426
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:12,102
WHOO!
427
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:19,724
[ Snoring ]
428
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,033
[ Growling ]
429
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:29,000
PLEASE DON'T TELL
MY SUPERVISOR I WAS SLEEPING.
430
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:32,413
THIS IS IT.
431
00:16:32,481 --> 00:16:35,826
WE'LL JUST RUN IN, GRAB BENDER'S
DISK, AND RUN OUT. GOT IT?
432
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:36,826
[ All ]
MM-HMM.
433
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,344
[ Gasps ]
WOW!
434
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:49,136
WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT
DISK, WILL WE, BENDER?
435
00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:50,309
I AM BENDER.
436
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,274
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
437
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,895
YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOTHING IS OVER
438
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:56,379
AS LONG AS THERE'S
ONE THIN RAY OF HOPE.
439
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,344
[ Morgan ]
LOST SOMETHING?
440
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,447
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
YOU'D COME HERE
441
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,240
RATHER THAN FOLLOW
PROPER PROCEDURE.
442
00:17:01,309 --> 00:17:04,067
AND I DID KNOW,
AND THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE.
443
00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,792
LISTEN, MORGAN,
WE'RE THROUGH.
444
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,448
YOU'RE AN EVIL,
HEARTLESS WOMAN
445
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,964
AND I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
446
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,654
WOULD YOU HELP US
GET BENDER BACK
447
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:11,931
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?
448
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,136
I'M AFRAID HE'S LOST
IN THE MASTER IN-PILE.
449
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,136
AND IT WOULD TAKE
SOME SORT OF GIANT
450
00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:20,034
MECHANICAL ATOMIC-POWERED
SORTING MACHINE TO FIND HIM.
451
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:21,344
[ Hermes ]
YOU RANG?
452
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,172
DAMN IT, HERMES,
JUST JUMP ALREADY.
453
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,136
STOP HOGGING THAT HEALTHY LIVER.
454
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,378
NO, I WANT TO LIVE.
455
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,550
ORGANIZING THAT FORCED-LABOR SPA
456
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:33,344
REKINDLED MY LIFELONG LOVE
OF BUREAUCRACY.
457
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:37,172
MY HERMES GOT THAT
HELLHOLE RUNNING
SO EFFICIENTLY
458
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,136
THAT ALL THE PHYSICAL
LABOR IS NOW DONE
459
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:42,103
BY A SINGLE
AUSTRALIAN MAN.
460
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,689
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE WERE HERE?
461
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,309
DR. ZOIDBERG BROUGHT US.
462
00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:46,517
IT WAS ME.
463
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,240
I'M THE HERO.
464
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,895
REQUEST FOR EXPLANATION
OF INCIDENT MEETING.
465
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:56,689
[ All Gasping ]
466
00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,964
NUMBER ONE POINT ZERO.
467
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,275
NUMBER ONE POINT ZERO.
468
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:04,275
I HEREBY PETITION YOU FOR AN
EMERGENCY SORT-AND-FILE
469
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,931
UNDER REGULATION TWO-POINT...
470
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,931
DON'T QUOTE ME REGULATIONS.
471
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,964
I CO-CHAIRED THE COMMITTEE
472
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:14,378
THAT REVIEWED THE RECOMMENDATION
TO REVISE THE COLOR OF THE BOOK
473
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,172
THAT REGULATION'S IN.
474
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,862
WE KEPT IT GRAY.
475
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,309
SIR, PLEASE.
476
00:18:19,378 --> 00:18:21,895
I MUST LOCATE THE DISK
WITH MY FRIEND'S BRAIN ON IT.
477
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:23,240
VERY WELL.
478
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:26,240
BUT YOUR BUREAUCRATIC
LICENSE WILL BE REVOKED
479
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:30,172
IF YOU FAIL TO SORT
THE MASTER IN-PILE
BY CLOSING TIME.
480
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,586
1:00 P.M.
481
00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:34,413
THAT'S ONLY
FOUR MINUTES FROM NOW.
482
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,792
REQUISITION ME A BEAT.
483
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,067
[ Pulsing Beat ]
484
00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:46,689
[ Calypso Music Playing ]
485
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,895
♪ WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS
A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN ♪
486
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,826
♪ WITH A FOOT AND A HALF
OF WATER ♪
487
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,448
♪ EVERYONE WAS ALL RIGHT,
BUT I CRIED ALL NIGHT ♪
488
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:56,826
♪ IT BLEW MY ALPHABET BLOCKS
OUT OF ORDER ♪
489
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,517
♪ AND THEY SAID THIS BOY'S BORN
TO BE A BUREAUCRAT ♪
490
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,481
♪ BORN TO BE ALL OBSESSIVE
AND SNOTTY ♪
491
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,481
♪ I MADE MY FRIENDS
AND RELATIONS ♪
492
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:05,931
♪ FILE LONG APPLICATIONS ♪
493
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,034
♪ TO GET INTO
MY TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY ♪
494
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,034
♪ BUT SOMETHING CHANGED
WHEN MY MAN TURNED PRO ♪
495
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,309
♪ I WAS SORTING
BUT I WASN'T SMILING ♪
496
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:16,067
♪ HE FORGOT THAT IT'S NOT
ABOUT BADGES AND RANKS ♪
497
00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:17,931
♪ IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
ABOUT THE FILING ♪
498
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,205
♪ PEOPLE ♪
499
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,344
♪ WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO BE BUREAUCRATS ♪
500
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:23,586
♪ NO, THAT'S WHAT
ALMIGHTY JAH MADE US ♪
501
00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:26,758
♪ WE'D TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SWINE
AND MAKE 'EM STAND IN LINE ♪
502
00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:28,586
♪ EVEN IF NOBODY PAID US ♪
503
00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:31,413
♪ THEY SAY THE WORLD LOOKS
DOWN ON THE BUREAUCRATS ♪
504
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:34,103
♪ THEY SAY WE'RE ANAL,
COMPULSIVE AND WEIRD ♪
505
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,413
♪ BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE ♪
506
00:19:37,481 --> 00:19:39,964
♪ EVEN IF IT'S
NOT A GOOD IDEA. ♪
507
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:41,481
ZOIDBERG!
508
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,481
♪ THEY SAID I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T BE A SURGEON ♪
509
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,723
♪ THEY POOH-POOHED
MY ELECTRIC FRANKFURTER ♪
510
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,448
♪ THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
FLY WITH JUST ONE EYE ♪
511
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:49,517
♪ I AM BENDER ♪
512
00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:50,826
♪ PLEASE INSERT GIRDER ♪
513
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,378
♪ EVERYBODY SING JAMAICA ♪
514
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:55,586
♪ JAMAICA ♪
515
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,067
♪ JUST THE BUREAUCRATS ♪
516
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:58,240
♪ JAMAICA ♪
517
00:19:58,309 --> 00:19:59,517
♪ JUST THE GRADE 19s ♪
518
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:00,517
♪ JAMAICA ♪
519
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,136
♪ SING ME HOME ♪
520
00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:04,689
♪ WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE
YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE ♪
521
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:06,344
♪ EVEN IF IT'S
NOT A GOOD IDEA. ♪
522
00:20:07,964 --> 00:20:10,689
I'M BENDER, BABY!
523
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,481
PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!
524
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:13,619
[ Cheering ]
525
00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:14,689
CONGRATULATIONS.
526
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:15,689
WAY TO GO.
527
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:16,931
CONGRATULATIONS
INDEED.
528
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,862
BUT YOU FINISHED WITH
TWO SECONDS TO SPARE
529
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:20,067
SO I'M DEMOTING YOU.
530
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,136
A GOOD BUREAUCRAT
NEVER FINISHES EARLY.
531
00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:23,654
THAT'S OKAY, HERMES.
532
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,378
AT LEAST WE
HAVE YOU BACK.
533
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,034
[ Morgan ]
NOT YET, YOU DON'T.
534
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,792
I'M STILL ACTING BUREAUCRAT
OF PLANET EXPRESS
535
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,550
AND I HAVE SOME
CHANGES TO MAKE.
536
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:33,378
FIRST, FRY, YOU'RE FIRED.
537
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,481
SECOND...
538
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,619
NOT SO FAST.
539
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:36,792
WHILE I WAS SORTING
540
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,654
I CAME UPON A
CERTAIN DOCUMENT
541
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,205
FILED BY ONE
MORGAN PROCTOR.
542
00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:41,550
FORM "B."
543
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:44,517
NOTIFICATION
OF ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT.
544
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,413
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE FRATERNIZED ME.
545
00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:48,000
THAT FORM
ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
546
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:50,240
IT REFERS TO MY
HIGH SCHOOL PROM DATE.
547
00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:52,240
IT WAS A REGULATION
DATE THAT ENDED
548
00:20:52,309 --> 00:20:53,826
IN REGULATION
DISAPPOINTMENT.
549
00:20:53,895 --> 00:20:57,619
YES, BUT YOU ONLY STAMPED IT
FOUR TIMES.
550
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,931
[ All Gasping ]
551
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,344
NO, NO.
552
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,275
I WAS YOUNG AND RECKLESS.
553
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,481
BUREAUCRAT CONRAD,
YOU ARE TECHNICALLY CORRECT.
554
00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:07,136
THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT.
555
00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:10,034
I HEREBY PROMOTE YOU
TO GRADE 37.
556
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:12,758
AND AS FOR YOU.
557
00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:13,792
GUARDS.
558
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,000
BRING ME
THE FORMS
559
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:18,034
I NEED TO FILL OUT
TO HAVE HER TAKEN AWAY.
560
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,550
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
I'LL BE NEEDING
561
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,240
MY HEROIC
BUREAUCRAT BACK.
562
00:21:24,309 --> 00:21:26,448
AT SEVERELY
REDUCED PAY,
OF COURSE.
563
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,862
[ Cheering ]
564
00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:29,481
BETTER THAN NOTHING.
565
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,000
WHAT ABOUT ME? CAN I COME BACK
AT SEVERELY REDUCED PAY?
566
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,275
YOU GOT IT, MON.
567
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,586
IN FACT, SEVERELY
REDUCED PAY ALL AROUND.
568
00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,136
[ Cheering ]
569
00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:40,619
COME ON, WIFE.
570
00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:42,964
LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT.
571
00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:46,964
NOW IT'S TIME
FOR MY SONG.
572
00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,964
♪ WHEN I WAS TWO
THERE WAS A TIDAL WAVE IN... ♪
573
00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:52,654
AW!
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