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- This is my last trick.
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Watch carefully, when I'm done,
I'll tell you how it works.
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- Right now around the world,
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there are about 80
million people, fucking.
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Some of them are even
getting pregnant.
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Which is what I'm trying
to do myself, tonight.
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You know, when you undress
a woman with your eyes,
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that's just half the story.
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'Cause once the
woman says "Yes,"
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and we do more often
than you think,
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it's the woman who sooner
or later sees a man naked.
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I'll put it on your tab.
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And I don't mean buck naked, I
mean what's beneath the skin,
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behind your eyes,
inside your heart.
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It's a whole lot more
complicated than just plain fucking.
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Funny thing is, it's not the
sex you come here for, is it?
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It's something else.
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- One!
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- I know you.
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You're that comedian.
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- Ah, yeah.
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- You're funny.
You're really funny.
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Uh, thanks.
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- Can you?
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Could you?
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Never mind.
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- Oh, what?
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- Could you do that
thing thing you do?
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- Oh.
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I'd rather not.
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- Okay.
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- Unless, you know, you
wanna give me a little...
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- What?
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- A little discount.
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- You want me to
give you a discount
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just because you do
some stupid joke?
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Well, you're the one who wanted.
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- Oh come, you won't just do it?
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- Oh God.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Hubba Bubba Dubba!
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- All the dumb things men do
to get laid, like talking.
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You wanna be sexy?
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Just shut up.
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Otherwise you run the risk
of telling us too much
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about your mother, or your wife.
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Don't get me wrong,
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gettin' laid is what
makes the world go 'round.
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It's an absolute
necessity for my business.
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Hey, who's wearing
too much aftershave?
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- What did you order?
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You must have some wine.
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This is my favorite,
1987 Chateau Margaux.
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I'll buy you a case,
send it to your house!
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Oh,
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I see the people walking by.
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- I got a stand-up
routine for you.
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- Really?
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- You betcha, you wanna hear it?
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- I kinda rather
you just show me.
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- Okay.
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You got the money?
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- Well, I thought you were
gon' give me a discount?
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- For what?
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- You know, the
hubba hubba stuff.
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- Oh, we didn't discuss that.
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- Oh yeah we did,
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Remember I specifically asked
if you'd give me a discount.
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- Did I agree to the terms?
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- Terms?
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- Did I agree, either
verbally or on paper
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to provide you with a discount?
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Okay, how much?
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- 500.
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- I can't believe you're
gon' charge me that much.
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- How much do you think
these things usually cost?
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- Look, what if I, say, gave
you, my, say, autograph?
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- How much is that worth?
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- I dunno, 400 or so.
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- Dollars?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Your autograph isn't
not worth that much.
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You don't think I'm
worth 500 measly dollars?
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- I'm sure you are-
- Just because you're
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some big-shot
celebrity, been on TV,
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makes you any better
than me, okay?
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Well. No one said-
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- I should charge you
extra, for the insult.
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- Look, I'm going home.
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- Fine.
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Your loss, buddy.
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- Somehow I'll survive.
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- You know, you're a
very disturbed person.
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- What?
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- That's why you come
to see people like me.
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- Oh, you my therapist now?
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- Otherwise, you'd
have a girlfriend.
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- Well, for your information,
I do have a girlfriend.
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- And you're cheating on her?
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With me?
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Oh my God!
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- You really are
nuts, you know that?
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- What did you say?
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- You are. You are really crazy.
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- I'm not crazy.
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- You get out of the way.
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- You take that back.
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- You get away from that door!
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- No.
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The women.
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Mostly the women.
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Wooh!
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And in the morning, their hair
still wet from the shower,
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the women, so beautiful
and naked in their shower
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I live through
you, you know that.
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Oww!
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- Hubba Bubba!
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Oh my God.
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- Another fucking birthday.
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Feel the magic.
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You guys all have
one thing in common.
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You're so damn funny to watch.
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Though I gotta say,
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turn 'em upside down,
they all look the same.
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It's such a guy thing.
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- I teach yoga.
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Breath of life.
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- Women don't look
at men that way.
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We could if we wanted to.
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Hey, Brit, I need you to
spell me at nine, Okay?
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- Hot date?
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- None of your damn business.
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- You must have a beautiful
name or I will surely die.
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- Florida.
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- Florida!
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But why not Nebraska
or Carolina?
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Or Marina Del Rey
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I call you Marina!
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- Sure. Why Not.
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- Marina, this is more
sexy name for you.
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The water, the boats slipping
in and out of the docks,
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this is so much more sexy.
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Please, you will have some wine?
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- Just a diet coke, no ice.
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- No, you must taste this
wine, 1987 Chateau Margaux.
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- Diet coke, no ice. Thanks.
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So, what's your name?
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- Marcello. Mastroianni.
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- You don't happen to
have any mouthwash?
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Never mind.
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Never mind.
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Look, I know you've probably
heard this before, I'm married.
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I'm married.
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But.
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I'm just not a very good liar.
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She always knows when
I've snuck a Snickers
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out of the fridge,
or when I smoke.
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Boy oh boy, she
hate when I smoke.
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So she'd smell me. And you.
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Course, she's been
really busy lately.
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And I'm still young.
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You know in Europe, men
have wives and mistresses.
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(Sitar Music
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- I can do this for
one hour, 10 minutes.
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The Yogi Kutamanda,
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could remain in this
position for 48 hours.
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One woman died of
pleasure afterward.
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Died!
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So many orgasms, oh,
she could not breathe.
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- I mean, in Europe,
they sit around a café.
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You can't exactly do that here.
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I mean there's Seattle's
Best and Starbucks.
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I kinda like, you know, prefer
the chai latte at Starbucks.
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Sprinkles, and the
nutmeg they put on it.
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Did you know that
seven-year itch
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is a biologically-based
phenomenon?
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That deer and bears
and, you know, animals,
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they take seven years to
have and wean their young.
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And then they move on and
start a whole other family!
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They're like serial monogamists!
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So maybe I'm just in the
seven-year-itch part, huh!
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- Do it to me!
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- Oh, yeah, baby, do it to me.
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Do it to me.
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Oh yeah baby!
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- Wait! Boston Bruins!
Boston Bruins! Boston Bruins!
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- I've only been
married, four years.
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But we dated for
four, no, five years.
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So I'm either too
early or too late.
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If you count dating.
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My therapist tells
me I need to have
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a fuller experience
of my masculinity.
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I guess he's just
trying to say that
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as men, we all make mistakes
and I should, you know,
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take my turn.
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- So what can I do for you?
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- What are my choices?
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- You know the choices.
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- Ah, tell them to me.
Is so much more sexy.
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Ah, you women, on your knees
you have all the power.
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Should you ever stand,
we men are finished.
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- What you're paying, I can
go around the world with you.
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- Can you go around
the world in 450 days?
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- I can go anywhere
you want, baby. 750.
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- But if I already
know it's a mistake,
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then it's not really
a mistake, is it?
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Although there could be
ramifications I am not aware of.
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Which makes it a mistake.
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So, this is a mistake,
coming to you.
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Not that you're a mistake.
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Just, you know,
coming to see you.
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- Boston Bruins! Boston
Bruins! Boston Bruins!
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Whenever my Pranayama
breath begins to fail,
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I think of hockey, the
Boston Bruins specifically.
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- You know, maybe we should
get to know each other first.
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We could get some coffee.
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Maybe even take in
a play at night.
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At night, I forgot,
your prime time.
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So, maybe, you know, there's
this Italian film festival,
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Rosalini and De Sica.
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- Boston Bruins! Boston Bruins!
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Boston Bruins! Boston Bruins!
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No, coffee,
coffee sounds better.
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Yeah, so we'll get some coffee
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and then we'll, whoa!
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- Whooo!
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I'm taking these drugs,
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that make me feel like shit.
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Clomid, Myradol.
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And on the back here, it
says, "Symptoms may include
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severe headaches, mood
swings, nausea, hot flashes."
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I guess it makes being
pregnant downright pleasurable
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in comparison.
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- How much money do you make
in one year? 200,000? More?
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- Yeah. Good luck.
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- You make less?
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- Maybe.
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- What if I could pay
you one million dollars?
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- What, I gotta kill somebody?
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- Oh my darling, so
much not killing.
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- Yeah. This is getting
weird. I'm gotta go.
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- Ah! A tough negotiator!
You must be a Capricorn!
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- No.
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So, are we on the
same boat or not?
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Si, Madonna, you American
women, nothing fools you, yes?
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- Yes.
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Taurus.
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- Ah, I knew it!
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The bull.
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Stubborn. But so sexy.
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Aowwww!
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You are fiery. I
love this in a woman.
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I will pay you 2000.
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- I only want 750.
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- No. That is for
the other thing.
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I pay you to argue with me.
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- 750.
259
00:13:08,092 --> 00:13:09,993
- No! You must take the 2000.
260
00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:11,462
- Yeah, okay you are whacked.
261
00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:15,999
- This is perfetto!
262
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,200
- Oh!
263
00:13:17,201 --> 00:13:19,569
Is this like the Kama
Sutra Indian shit?
264
00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:23,073
- India? No way, sister,
I am from Pakistan.
265
00:13:24,475 --> 00:13:27,310
- Oh, you guys from Pakistan
really know what you're doing.
266
00:13:27,311 --> 00:13:29,913
Oh yeah, don't stop.
Don't stop! Don't stop!
267
00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:33,249
- Boston Bruins, Boston Bruins.
268
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,084
- I'm out of here.
269
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:34,919
- Wait!
270
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,288
Where are you going?
271
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:39,223
Wait!
272
00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:42,625
What did I do? What did I say?
273
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:43,860
You Western women,
274
00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:46,663
you fuck like you are
shopping for vegetables!
275
00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:47,498
- Oh, God.
276
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:50,401
I look like shit.
277
00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:55,071
You know, we check
you guys out too.
278
00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:58,541
Your butts, your
hands, your faces,
279
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,876
we're scoping out
the whole package.
280
00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:02,245
Something from the
prehistoric days.
281
00:14:02,246 --> 00:14:04,180
Searching through
the whole gene pool,
282
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:05,850
trying to keep
the race evolving.
283
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:08,585
We may start out
looking for a good fuck,
284
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,789
but sooner or later we end
up looking for a good father.
285
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:15,158
Maybe that's why we end up
with versions of our own dad,
286
00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:17,394
I don't know.
287
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:20,731
Hello, is Richard there?
288
00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:24,134
Oh. Who are you, his wife?
289
00:14:25,336 --> 00:14:27,671
His mother?
290
00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,774
What do you mean he's out of
town, he can't be out of town,
291
00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:34,745
we had a very, very important
appointment tonight.
292
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:38,681
Well people don't
just go out of town,
293
00:14:38,682 --> 00:14:40,417
they go someplace I mean.
294
00:14:42,253 --> 00:14:43,387
Cleveland?
295
00:14:44,922 --> 00:14:46,156
Nobody goes to Cleveland.
296
00:14:50,828 --> 00:14:51,662
I'm sorry.
297
00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:21,091
- So, I am blindfolded by
Magic Girl, okay thank you.
298
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:25,662
Okay! Can I just have the
cards, back. Thank you.
299
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:29,400
And I need somebody
to, pick a card.
300
00:15:30,801 --> 00:15:32,969
And if you're raising
your hand, I can't see it.
301
00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,204
I just assume you're
right there, go ahead,
302
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:36,307
tell me when to stop.
303
00:15:37,474 --> 00:15:39,175
Before I'm done.
304
00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:41,377
Okay, here we go.
Tell me when to stop.
305
00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:42,313
- Stop.
- Okay, good.
306
00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:43,881
Take the top card, please.
307
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:49,686
Do not show it to
me or Magic Girl.
308
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,065
- Give me back my card.
309
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,377
- We also do a thriving
out-call business.
310
00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:17,613
My employees don't offer much
in the way of conversation.
311
00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:19,949
They let the clients
do the talking.
312
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:23,886
- Society invented love to try
to keep the family together.
313
00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:25,088
Yeah, they want you to think
314
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:26,255
there's got to be some
kind of connection
315
00:16:26,256 --> 00:16:27,991
between sex and the love thing.
316
00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,259
But it just ain't true.
317
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,363
No, I give you an example,
I mean I love to play golf.
318
00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:35,231
But I don't wanna have
sex with my golf partner,
319
00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:38,534
you know what I'm sayin'?
320
00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,036
Man I'd love to
have sex with you,
321
00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:42,705
but I don't know if I'd
wanna play golf with you.
322
00:16:42,706 --> 00:16:46,075
Yeah, I got this Iowa deal
I've been working on for about,
323
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:50,113
oh maybe like five months,
something like that, you know.
324
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,582
If I could get that
baby to close, whoo boy!
325
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,217
We're talking champagne,
champagne for everybody.
326
00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:55,386
Yeah, big old payday!
327
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,988
How much you usually
cost, anyway?
328
00:16:58,989 --> 00:17:00,323
I mean, it don't
make any difference.
329
00:17:00,324 --> 00:17:01,557
I mean he's gon' pay you,
330
00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,026
and he's gonna pay
you well, you know?
331
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,761
I mean, I consult with
this guy, you know?
332
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,296
I am his consultant, you know?
333
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,433
Yeah, he you gon' like you.
334
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,169
We got ourselves a
little extra time here.
335
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,370
Great big old limousine.
336
00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:17,306
Maybe you feel like
making yourself
337
00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:20,009
a little extra cash
here, you know?
338
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:22,078
I ain't got a whole lot, I
didn't bring much with me.
339
00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,948
But, hell, he's gonna pay
you enough anyway as it is.
340
00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:27,851
The guy's got more
money than God.
341
00:17:29,253 --> 00:17:32,055
It ain't like he's gonna catch
my hand in the cookie jar,
342
00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:33,856
before his.
343
00:17:33,857 --> 00:17:35,292
He's got everything.
344
00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:40,897
How's about a look
at your breasts? Huh?
345
00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:43,833
Yeah? I bet you could do one
of them wet-tee-shirt contests.
346
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,436
Whoo-hoo, yeah, I bet you could.
347
00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:49,572
I went to one of them once
down in Cabo, whoo hoo!
348
00:17:49,573 --> 00:17:53,743
I'm tellin' you wild, I
mean real wild! Yes indeed!
349
00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:56,212
Them "Girls Gone Wild"
totally video things,
350
00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,880
you know what I'm sayin'?
351
00:17:57,881 --> 00:17:59,082
I bet it's probably kinda tame
352
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,950
for what you're
used to though, hey.
353
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,452
Yeah!
354
00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:03,920
I mean, an example of that
is, you're kinda short,
355
00:18:03,921 --> 00:18:07,123
what are you, about 5'2",
something like that?
356
00:18:07,124 --> 00:18:07,958
Is that right?
357
00:18:09,393 --> 00:18:11,528
Yeah?
358
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:16,332
I got an eye for height,
even with you sitting down,
359
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,834
I can check it.
360
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,103
Yeah check it out get it all
the time right there yeah.
361
00:18:20,104 --> 00:18:23,005
I bet you'd be one hell
of a little spinner-fuck.
362
00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:24,208
I bet you would.
363
00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:27,877
I bet I could spin you around.
364
00:18:27,878 --> 00:18:30,581
I bet I could spin you around
and make your head dizzy.
365
00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:34,817
- How come?
366
00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:35,652
How come?
367
00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:40,790
There's the leather furniture
and the pretty white girls
368
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:42,325
who ain't got no problems.
369
00:18:42,326 --> 00:18:43,894
I cain't pay for none of that.
370
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,698
How come I can't fuck
the pretty white girls.
371
00:18:48,999 --> 00:18:51,601
I gotta fuck some nasty
whore with syphilis
372
00:18:51,602 --> 00:18:54,071
and gonorrhea and aids and shit.
373
00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:56,974
'Cause George Bush he done it.
374
00:18:58,442 --> 00:19:02,478
He put us over there
in Nam. I was there.
375
00:19:02,479 --> 00:19:04,714
I saw everything.
They fucked up.
376
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:07,049
The brothers is all fucked up.
377
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:11,121
A whole generation of Black
brothers messed up in the head.
378
00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:14,257
You ain't seen no
George Bush in Nam.
379
00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:15,591
Huh?
380
00:19:15,592 --> 00:19:16,759
Now where the fuck was he?
381
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,128
Hangin' out on daddy's farm,
382
00:19:19,129 --> 00:19:24,134
that's where, MPs patrollin'
the oil fields.
383
00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:30,873
George Bush... and
that Watergate thing.
384
00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:33,276
Now, he the president
385
00:19:33,277 --> 00:19:36,979
and I'm needin' 55 cent
more for a cheeseburger.
386
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,048
That shit is...
387
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,718
How much you gon' cost? Huh?
388
00:19:43,187 --> 00:19:46,689
You are skanky, girl, you are
one skanky mo' fuckin' bitch.
389
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:47,524
Oh.
390
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,962
I can't say bitch now, can I?
391
00:19:54,498 --> 00:19:59,001
I just wanna know, 'cause I
go up and down these streets,
392
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,469
'cause I'm cold, see?
393
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,872
And there's all
these pretty people,
394
00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:06,142
and I'm thinkin', what happened?
395
00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,879
What happened to Love and Peace?
396
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,615
Where'd those hippies go off to?
397
00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:15,785
They all just keel over and die?
398
00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:18,287
Naw! They around.
399
00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:21,824
They just cut their hair,
put on their good suits,
400
00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:25,395
stash their jeans and beads
and sewed up their pockets.
401
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,497
They voted for George Bush.
402
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:30,233
I mean, where'd
those hippies go?
403
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:33,269
Not to the Nam,
that's for damn sure.
404
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:36,305
Only black men and
spics and shit.
405
00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:40,544
One or two crackers in there
too, but mostly it was us.
406
00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:44,280
And now they back.
407
00:20:44,281 --> 00:20:47,450
Them white folk,
they got their BWM's
408
00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:49,386
and their leather furniture
409
00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:54,825
and Yankee baseball
hats and warm coats.
410
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:57,928
The love generation!
411
00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:00,430
They love they selves.
412
00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:06,669
- Number one, have
you ever paid for sex?
413
00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:09,605
Number two, was it good? Very
good? Dreamlike? Horrendous?
414
00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:11,073
Crash and burn?
415
00:21:11,074 --> 00:21:12,541
Number three, have you ever
worked in a whorehouse?
416
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,176
Number four, have you ever
taken part in group sex?
417
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,379
Number five, have you ever
performed magic tricks in public?
418
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,581
Number six, have you ever
performed in a dog-and-pony act?
419
00:21:18,582 --> 00:21:20,683
Number seven, what does
this remind you of?
420
00:21:20,684 --> 00:21:23,085
Number eight, are you having
sexual fantasies right now?
421
00:21:23,086 --> 00:21:24,587
Number nine,
422
00:21:24,588 --> 00:21:25,688
who is the object of your
sexual fantasies right now?
423
00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:27,189
- Wait, wait, wait.
424
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:28,125
Look at
the following photographs,
425
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,059
would you pay to have sex with-
426
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,293
- Can I have a moment here?
427
00:21:30,294 --> 00:21:31,460
- Sure. You need
a glass of water?
428
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:32,762
- Okay.
429
00:21:40,937 --> 00:21:41,738
- Come on in.
430
00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:45,474
Get me a drink, would you?
431
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,009
Vodka martini if you
know how to make it.
432
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:47,878
I'll be right back.
433
00:21:49,179 --> 00:21:49,946
- Hi, I'm Sal.
434
00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:54,216
- Where are we?
435
00:21:54,217 --> 00:21:57,119
- It's your hotel room.
436
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,057
- No, I mean, what's the plan.
437
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,425
How does all this work?
438
00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:04,927
- It's $300 for the hour.
439
00:22:04,928 --> 00:22:07,296
- Good lord, it's
more than my facial.
440
00:22:07,297 --> 00:22:08,131
- Yeah.
441
00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:11,468
But this'll get those
blood vessels circulating.
442
00:22:12,369 --> 00:22:14,338
It's $300.
443
00:22:15,639 --> 00:22:17,007
- I know but God.
444
00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:26,683
Where are you going?
445
00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:30,187
- I don't negotiate on price.
446
00:22:31,388 --> 00:22:32,823
- Not even if I...
447
00:22:36,693 --> 00:22:38,528
- That's $400.
448
00:22:39,696 --> 00:22:43,532
- Oh. Well, let's just
stick to the basics.
449
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:44,401
Good.
450
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:45,202
- You take a check?
451
00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:47,037
- Would you?
452
00:22:49,373 --> 00:22:50,140
- I guess not.
453
00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:52,008
Turn around.
454
00:22:55,545 --> 00:22:56,313
- All right.
455
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:02,319
- I mean, turn
and face the wall.
456
00:23:04,221 --> 00:23:05,055
- Okay.
457
00:23:25,642 --> 00:23:26,543
Okay. Here.
458
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:10,653
- Thanks.
459
00:24:10,654 --> 00:24:12,322
- Shall we continue?
460
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:14,925
- Okay.
461
00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:17,060
Is it hot in here?
462
00:24:18,361 --> 00:24:20,230
- I'm feeling a
little warm myself.
463
00:24:35,078 --> 00:24:36,680
When was your first ejaculation?
464
00:24:40,684 --> 00:24:43,419
- Somehow I expected a
little romance in the deal.
465
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,955
- Romance'll cost you $500.
466
00:24:45,956 --> 00:24:47,256
- The market rate?
467
00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:50,759
- Let me tell you,
you're lucky at 500.
468
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,595
Really?
469
00:24:51,596 --> 00:24:52,661
- Yes.
470
00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:55,197
Senior prom, I took this girl,
471
00:24:55,198 --> 00:24:58,334
set me back $750 by
the time we were done.
472
00:24:58,335 --> 00:24:59,969
And that was high school.
473
00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:00,837
- Did you score?
474
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:06,743
- Yeah, I scored. I always
score when I want to.
475
00:25:07,611 --> 00:25:09,178
- Well then.
476
00:25:09,179 --> 00:25:11,947
It looks as though you chose
your profession with care.
477
00:25:11,948 --> 00:25:13,983
- Follow your bliss.
478
00:25:13,984 --> 00:25:16,285
Of course, if I
coulda done anything,
479
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:17,854
I'd've been a real estate agent.
480
00:25:19,055 --> 00:25:21,490
- That's not so hard.
You could do that now.
481
00:25:21,491 --> 00:25:22,958
- What? Between tricks.
482
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:26,095
- Sure. Kind of a
work-study program.
483
00:25:26,096 --> 00:25:28,264
You could build your
clientele that way.
484
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:29,765
- I can't add.
485
00:25:29,766 --> 00:25:30,966
- What?
486
00:25:30,967 --> 00:25:32,735
- I can't add to save my life.
487
00:25:32,736 --> 00:25:35,804
But I was really good
at geography, though.
488
00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:38,407
- Going around the
world your specialty?
489
00:25:38,408 --> 00:25:39,242
- No, really.
490
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:44,114
Magellan... he's my hero.
491
00:25:46,082 --> 00:25:47,783
It took balls to do what he did.
492
00:25:47,784 --> 00:25:50,286
- Yeah, what was that?
493
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:53,422
- Everyone remembers
Columbus, right?
494
00:25:53,423 --> 00:25:56,625
Magellan, boom! Way more cool.
495
00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:58,361
Magellan circumnavigated
the globe.
496
00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:00,896
- Circumnavigated?
497
00:26:00,897 --> 00:26:04,867
- Yeah, went around the
world, in a boat in 1522.
498
00:26:04,868 --> 00:26:08,003
Now, considering everyone else
thought the world was flat,
499
00:26:08,004 --> 00:26:11,874
Magellan, this guy. He's like
Kobe or Shaq or something.
500
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,108
I mean, think about it,
501
00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:15,744
no refrigerators, no
telephones, no GPS,
502
00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:17,146
no radar, no electri-
503
00:26:17,147 --> 00:26:20,717
- We're not here for a
geography lesson, are we? Sal.
504
00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:24,888
- I think there's some
exploring I can do.
505
00:26:39,235 --> 00:26:40,769
- Ever had sex with a
partner of the same sex?
506
00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:43,072
Ever had a partner of no sex?
507
00:26:43,073 --> 00:26:44,007
- Wait, what does that mean?
508
00:26:44,008 --> 00:26:45,441
- Have you ever had no sex?
509
00:26:45,442 --> 00:26:48,477
- Do you mean, have
I ever been celibate?
510
00:26:48,478 --> 00:26:49,980
- How often do you masturbate?
511
00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:56,118
- Can I just write these down?
512
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,187
- The purpose of this study
is to monitor the physical
513
00:26:58,188 --> 00:26:59,922
and physiological
responses to verbal
514
00:26:59,923 --> 00:27:01,624
as well as visual stimuli.
515
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:05,061
- But I'm embarrassed.
516
00:27:05,929 --> 00:27:07,029
- I think that's evident.
517
00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:09,832
- Can't we just skip this part?
518
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,667
- Fine.
519
00:27:14,638 --> 00:27:17,506
- Do I still get paid the $200?
520
00:27:17,507 --> 00:27:19,541
- You haven't completed
the questionnaire.
521
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:20,743
- But I-
- You must complete the
522
00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:22,545
questionnaire or the
data will be incomplete.
523
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,882
- How many more questions?
524
00:27:27,851 --> 00:27:28,652
- Just five.
525
00:27:31,187 --> 00:27:32,554
- Can't you just
write them down?
526
00:27:32,555 --> 00:27:34,556
- No. But I can whisper
them if you'd like.
527
00:27:34,557 --> 00:27:37,960
- But no one's in the room.
528
00:27:37,961 --> 00:27:39,329
- You know, watching.
529
00:27:40,463 --> 00:27:42,131
- People been watching us?
530
00:27:42,132 --> 00:27:43,732
- Of course. It is
a study, after all.
531
00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,267
NSF isn't going to fund research
532
00:27:45,268 --> 00:27:47,336
on the effects of socio-sexual
behavioral patterns
533
00:27:47,337 --> 00:27:48,537
without empirical data.
534
00:27:48,538 --> 00:27:50,172
- You mean, scientists
are watching us?
535
00:27:50,173 --> 00:27:52,775
- Oh yeah, and video.
Electroencephalograms.
536
00:27:52,776 --> 00:27:54,944
That's why the wires and all.
537
00:27:58,548 --> 00:28:00,649
- Maybe you'd better whisper.
538
00:28:00,650 --> 00:28:01,451
- Okay.
539
00:28:05,822 --> 00:28:07,824
- Let's just not talk, okay?
540
00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:11,127
- Who's talking?
541
00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:14,464
- Oh, okay.
542
00:28:16,132 --> 00:28:18,134
- Besides it wasn't
me yammering anyway.
543
00:28:19,002 --> 00:28:19,836
- What was that?
544
00:28:19,837 --> 00:28:20,936
- Nothing.
545
00:28:20,937 --> 00:28:22,638
- Did you just say, yammering?
546
00:28:22,639 --> 00:28:24,374
That I'm yammering? Me?
547
00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:27,810
- I just want to make
you happy, honey.
548
00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:30,780
- Don't you honey me,
Sal. You yammerer.
549
00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:34,583
Oh here we go.
550
00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:35,652
- Here we go, what?
551
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:39,254
- Hey. Let's just drop it, okay?
552
00:28:39,255 --> 00:28:41,724
- Oh, yeah you
wanna just drop it?
553
00:28:41,725 --> 00:28:43,859
Next thing you know you'll
be trying to take it back.
554
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:45,360
- I do. I take it back.
555
00:28:45,361 --> 00:28:47,362
- Well you can't just take
it back! It's been said!
556
00:28:47,363 --> 00:28:48,564
- All right, you know what?
557
00:28:48,565 --> 00:28:50,099
I don't have to
listen to this crap.
558
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:52,668
- Oh, excuse me but
who exactly is paying
559
00:28:52,669 --> 00:28:53,836
for this little date?
560
00:28:53,837 --> 00:28:56,105
This big romantic fuck?
561
00:28:56,106 --> 00:28:57,941
- Looks like me in
that special way.
562
00:29:04,547 --> 00:29:05,415
- Get outta here.
563
00:29:07,283 --> 00:29:11,755
Get your clothes and get out.
564
00:29:13,623 --> 00:29:15,958
- There's a little settling up
that we gotta do first, lady.
565
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:17,359
- We've have nothing to settle.
566
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,828
- It's $350 for the date.
567
00:29:19,829 --> 00:29:21,597
- This is no date.
This is not a date.
568
00:29:21,598 --> 00:29:23,098
- Yes it is.
569
00:29:23,099 --> 00:29:24,933
- And you said 300 before,
when did it become 350?
570
00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:29,872
- It's 300 for the fuck,
an extra 50 because you...
571
00:29:29,873 --> 00:29:31,241
touched my clothes!
572
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:38,982
- I don't owe you one red cent.
573
00:29:44,154 --> 00:29:47,357
- Usually we just
start breaking things
574
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:53,162
until you decide to cooperate.
575
00:29:53,163 --> 00:29:55,631
- You break one thing and
I'll see you in court.
576
00:29:55,632 --> 00:29:57,266
- You're gonna sue me?
577
00:29:57,267 --> 00:29:59,401
Why don't you just
give me the extra $50
578
00:29:59,402 --> 00:30:01,003
and I'll get out of your hair.
579
00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:02,538
- No.
580
00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:03,373
- Gimme the money!
581
00:30:03,373 --> 00:30:04,207
- Put that down.
582
00:30:04,207 --> 00:30:05,041
- The money!
583
00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:05,975
- I know karate.
584
00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:07,476
- Gimme the fuckin' money!
585
00:30:09,012 --> 00:30:10,379
- You almost broke this vase!
586
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,314
- Oh, fuck!
587
00:30:12,482 --> 00:30:15,417
Oh, you broke my fucking balls!
588
00:30:15,418 --> 00:30:16,252
- Okay!
589
00:30:16,253 --> 00:30:17,253
Okay, just quiet down.
590
00:30:17,254 --> 00:30:19,688
- Oh, you really do know karate!
591
00:30:19,689 --> 00:30:21,190
Here. Just put this on it.
592
00:30:21,191 --> 00:30:23,859
- Ah Jesus Christ! Is that ice?
593
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:25,961
- That's what you use to
keep the swelling down.
594
00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:30,032
- Oh.
595
00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:33,602
Oh God.
596
00:30:33,603 --> 00:30:35,037
Oh.
597
00:30:35,038 --> 00:30:40,009
- Oh my God.
598
00:30:40,643 --> 00:30:45,181
Oh my God.
599
00:30:46,082 --> 00:30:49,484
Oh my God.
600
00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:50,253
Oh my God.
601
00:30:52,822 --> 00:30:53,690
Oh my God.
602
00:31:21,684 --> 00:31:23,353
Maybe I could call
you some time?
603
00:31:24,187 --> 00:31:25,420
- What?
604
00:31:25,421 --> 00:31:28,057
- I'd like to ask
you out, a date.
605
00:31:29,092 --> 00:31:30,659
- Dinner? A movie?
606
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,160
- Yeah.
607
00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:32,996
- I'm married.
608
00:31:33,863 --> 00:31:34,697
- Oh.
609
00:31:35,698 --> 00:31:37,165
Oh.
610
00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:40,269
Does your husband know
what you do for a living?
611
00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:42,739
- My husband's the lead
scientist on this project.
612
00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:45,541
- So,
613
00:31:48,978 --> 00:31:53,248
he's gonna watch our interview?
614
00:31:53,249 --> 00:31:56,585
- He's been watching the
entire interview, right there.
615
00:31:56,586 --> 00:31:57,487
He's a scientist.
616
00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:07,530
Thank you for
participating in our study.
617
00:32:25,982 --> 00:32:28,917
- You're good.
You are very good.
618
00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:29,919
Just doing my job.
619
00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:32,355
- I'll say.
620
00:32:40,964 --> 00:32:44,099
- You are one looney
chick, you know that?
621
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,468
- I don't think anyone's
ever called me that before.
622
00:32:46,469 --> 00:32:48,136
- What, looney?
623
00:32:48,137 --> 00:32:50,039
All they gotta do
is look at you lady.
624
00:32:52,542 --> 00:32:54,610
- It's just, I'm the
CEO of my company.
625
00:32:56,779 --> 00:33:00,182
And nobody would dare
call me a looney chick.
626
00:33:00,183 --> 00:33:03,618
- Hey, I gotta go
to the hospital.
627
00:33:06,823 --> 00:33:08,256
My balls are gonna fall off.
628
00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:09,092
- I'll drive you.
629
00:33:09,092 --> 00:33:09,926
- No, no, no-
630
00:33:09,927 --> 00:33:11,426
- I'll drive you.
631
00:33:11,427 --> 00:33:13,462
I hurt you, the least I can
do is get you to the hospital.
632
00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:21,704
- This has been some date, huh.
633
00:33:27,577 --> 00:33:28,978
- Maybe we can reschedule.
634
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,714
- You wanna what?
635
00:33:32,715 --> 00:33:34,816
- You know, maybe when
you're feeling better.
636
00:33:34,817 --> 00:33:36,953
- Like some time next November?
637
00:33:39,389 --> 00:33:41,223
- I used to have this friend.
638
00:33:41,224 --> 00:33:42,492
We'd, you know.
639
00:33:44,527 --> 00:33:46,162
We called ourselves
fuck buddies.
640
00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:49,031
- You mean that he knew you
641
00:33:49,032 --> 00:33:51,067
and he still wanted
to have sex with you?
642
00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:54,036
- I come to town pretty often.
643
00:33:54,037 --> 00:33:55,238
We could be fuck buddies.
644
00:33:58,241 --> 00:34:02,344
- Excuse me, this, is
how I make my living.
645
00:34:02,345 --> 00:34:04,479
- Oh, I'll pay you.
646
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,448
Money is no object.
647
00:34:07,817 --> 00:34:08,651
- What?
648
00:34:12,355 --> 00:34:14,423
That's not what you said
just a few minutes ago.
649
00:34:14,424 --> 00:34:15,291
- Oh, I know.
650
00:34:16,459 --> 00:34:17,293
I was just.
651
00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:24,300
I'm sorry.
652
00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:29,805
- Wow.
653
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:30,640
- What?
654
00:34:34,410 --> 00:34:36,312
- I'll bet you don't
apologize much.
655
00:34:38,781 --> 00:34:39,615
- No.
656
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,889
- Thank you. The ice helped.
657
00:34:50,793 --> 00:34:55,097
- It's cold. And wet.
658
00:34:58,201 --> 00:35:00,002
- I wanna start
over with the date.
659
00:35:11,914 --> 00:35:14,217
- I thought you said
romance would cost extra.
660
00:35:15,651 --> 00:35:16,486
- Next time.
661
00:35:22,325 --> 00:35:23,559
- Whatever you say, baby.
662
00:35:30,766 --> 00:35:31,601
- You wait.
663
00:35:32,535 --> 00:35:33,768
You just wait.
664
00:35:33,769 --> 00:35:37,140
I close that damn
Iowa deal, yeah.
665
00:35:38,508 --> 00:35:40,542
That Iowa deal, we talkin
champagne, champagne
666
00:35:40,543 --> 00:35:41,377
for everybody.
667
00:35:41,378 --> 00:35:42,644
You just wait.
668
00:35:43,479 --> 00:35:44,313
- Three!
669
00:35:49,318 --> 00:35:50,318
- This is four.
670
00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:51,387
- No, three!
671
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:54,490
- Four!
672
00:35:55,324 --> 00:35:56,159
- Four!
673
00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:58,494
- Okay.
674
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:07,170
- So, how much for a blow job?
675
00:36:10,506 --> 00:36:11,340
A fuck?
676
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,178
Around the world?
677
00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:18,381
Ah, that's a little
pricey for me.
678
00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:21,716
I'll just take the blow job.
679
00:36:21,717 --> 00:36:24,352
♪ Moments moving
across the screen ♪
680
00:36:24,353 --> 00:36:26,021
- No, but.
681
00:36:26,022 --> 00:36:29,191
- 'Cause actually, my wife, she
don't go down on me no more.
682
00:36:29,192 --> 00:36:31,560
I mean she used to,
when we was dating,
683
00:36:31,561 --> 00:36:34,863
like a fucking vacuum cleaner.
684
00:36:34,864 --> 00:36:38,868
We'd go to the movies,
make out in the back row.
685
00:36:40,503 --> 00:36:42,338
Oh, yeah, that's good.
686
00:36:44,307 --> 00:36:45,440
I know this
is kinda short notice
687
00:36:45,441 --> 00:36:48,543
but tonight I'm working
on this project.
688
00:36:48,544 --> 00:36:49,844
Suck it hard.
689
00:36:49,845 --> 00:36:54,583
Yeah.
690
00:36:54,584 --> 00:36:57,520
Once she went down
on me at the A&W.
691
00:37:00,223 --> 00:37:01,157
- Cleveland.
692
00:37:02,525 --> 00:37:05,260
I'm comin' and I turn, bam!
693
00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:06,729
There's my root beer float.
694
00:37:08,664 --> 00:37:12,367
Karen lifts her head, and
there's jizz all over her lip.
695
00:37:12,368 --> 00:37:14,436
And the waitress, she don't
miss a beat, she smiles
696
00:37:14,437 --> 00:37:17,473
and says, "You want some
extra napkins with that?"
697
00:37:19,242 --> 00:37:20,375
Oh man.
698
00:37:20,376 --> 00:37:22,510
- Austin was cool, very cool.
699
00:37:22,511 --> 00:37:23,412
Great in bed.
700
00:37:24,313 --> 00:37:25,780
But he was a poet, you know?
701
00:37:25,781 --> 00:37:28,984
- Oh, God save me from
poets. And guitar players.
702
00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:30,952
- Yeah. He was moody.
703
00:37:30,953 --> 00:37:33,421
I never knew what mood
he was gonna end up in.
704
00:37:33,422 --> 00:37:37,058
Oh God, he jumped out of a
window, tried to kill himself,
705
00:37:37,059 --> 00:37:40,028
ended up in a fucking
wheelchair, I forgot.
706
00:37:40,029 --> 00:37:41,229
Loser.
707
00:37:41,230 --> 00:37:44,400
- Oh man, we had
fun in the old days.
708
00:37:46,469 --> 00:37:49,038
- Grace, you're gonna get
old just looking for lines.
709
00:37:50,339 --> 00:37:51,173
Stop.
710
00:37:53,976 --> 00:37:57,545
- It probably starts just
as Uranus and Jupiter
711
00:37:57,546 --> 00:38:01,549
go into Aries, Saturn
passes into Libra,
712
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:04,686
and the sun and
moon cross Cancer.
713
00:38:04,687 --> 00:38:08,457
- I bought her flowers,
real nice flowers,
714
00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:11,459
you think that makes
any difference?
715
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:13,128
- If we're lucky enough
to still be standing here
716
00:38:13,129 --> 00:38:18,134
after all this massive
shit-storm currently raining down
717
00:38:19,568 --> 00:38:22,704
on the human population,
well then I say, sit back,
718
00:38:22,705 --> 00:38:24,674
relax and enjoy the movie.
719
00:38:26,609 --> 00:38:28,077
- Have you ever been in love?
720
00:38:29,945 --> 00:38:33,181
They was right about it,
721
00:38:33,182 --> 00:38:35,583
It hurts to be in love.
722
00:38:35,584 --> 00:38:38,254
It hurts so much.
- You want some more?
723
00:38:40,122 --> 00:38:41,524
- I'll kill 'em both.
724
00:38:42,992 --> 00:38:46,528
I'll find out where they are,
which goddamn motel they're in
725
00:38:46,529 --> 00:38:49,364
and put a bullet in their heads!
726
00:38:49,365 --> 00:38:51,433
- I'll suck cock and
take it up the ass
727
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:52,835
for the right dollar figure.
728
00:38:53,869 --> 00:38:55,271
'Cause none of this matters.
729
00:39:00,443 --> 00:39:02,311
- Hey, hey, come on,
come on, come on.
730
00:39:06,949 --> 00:39:08,683
Let's try again, all right?
731
00:39:08,684 --> 00:39:11,387
- Not when you look at the
night sky with a telescope.
732
00:39:13,789 --> 00:39:14,989
- Here's more.
733
00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:16,125
Is all I got.
734
00:39:17,693 --> 00:39:19,294
- See, I got this telescope.
735
00:39:19,295 --> 00:39:22,263
And last night, I looked
up and I saw a galaxy
736
00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:24,367
50 million light years away.
737
00:39:25,668 --> 00:39:27,669
I'm looking at light
particles that left their home
738
00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:30,572
50 million years ago!
739
00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:33,508
So don't try to tell
me any of this matters.
740
00:39:33,509 --> 00:39:36,979
Except maybe a good
laugh. And a good fuck.
741
00:39:49,825 --> 00:39:54,830
♪ Watching and waiting for
this movie in the dark ♪
742
00:39:56,232 --> 00:39:58,767
- Hey, hey, turn
around. Turn around.
743
00:39:58,768 --> 00:40:03,773
♪ Time slowly, fading while
the actors play their part ♪
744
00:40:16,752 --> 00:40:21,757
♪ Time slowly, fading while
the actors play their part ♪
745
00:40:30,766 --> 00:40:33,869
- Oh no, this is not good.
746
00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:36,138
I've got to go teach a class.
747
00:40:37,673 --> 00:40:38,441
Oh.
748
00:40:43,212 --> 00:40:44,914
Oh, that is not good.
749
00:40:47,416 --> 00:40:48,850
- All right what number's this?
750
00:40:48,851 --> 00:40:50,418
- Six!
- No, it's seven!
751
00:40:50,419 --> 00:40:51,986
- No, six!
- It's seven!
752
00:40:51,987 --> 00:40:53,388
I need to borrow a ring from
someone in the audience.
753
00:40:53,389 --> 00:40:55,724
Any kind of a ring?
Wedding ring? Anything?
754
00:40:56,926 --> 00:40:57,893
Okay, if you don't
give me a ring,
755
00:40:57,894 --> 00:40:59,294
we can't go to intermission.
756
00:40:59,295 --> 00:41:01,463
Well, last trick
before intermission!
757
00:41:01,464 --> 00:41:02,398
Come on now. Great.
758
00:41:02,399 --> 00:41:03,598
Okay! Beautiful! Here's a ring!
759
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,300
Now watch very carefully
as I take the ring,
760
00:41:05,301 --> 00:41:06,935
put it on my finger,
throw it in the air,
761
00:41:06,936 --> 00:41:09,370
like so, it disappears,
reach in my back pocket,
762
00:41:09,371 --> 00:41:12,907
and there, on my
zipped-up key ring case,
763
00:41:12,908 --> 00:41:16,578
is a bunch of keys, and a
ring, is this your ring, Ma'am?
764
00:41:16,579 --> 00:41:17,413
Yeah!
765
00:41:17,414 --> 00:41:18,848
- Okay good, you happy?
766
00:41:22,251 --> 00:41:23,318
It's intermission!
767
00:41:23,319 --> 00:41:24,686
Get some milk and cookies okay?
768
00:41:24,687 --> 00:41:26,622
Get something to drink.
769
00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:38,700
Vodka.
770
00:41:38,701 --> 00:41:40,603
- I thought you weren't
drinking during shows.
771
00:41:43,272 --> 00:41:45,073
- What? I have to, like,
pass a test to get a drink?
772
00:41:45,074 --> 00:41:45,841
- Get out!
773
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:48,910
- What, I just want a drink.
774
00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:52,113
- Go back to the casino.
They've got six bars there.
775
00:41:52,114 --> 00:41:52,915
- Grace, c'mon.
776
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:54,850
- Go away.
777
00:41:55,951 --> 00:41:57,419
- I just want one fucking vodka.
778
00:42:01,056 --> 00:42:01,857
- Behave?
779
00:42:03,192 --> 00:42:04,026
- Yeah.
780
00:42:08,631 --> 00:42:11,065
- What are you in
such a good mood for?
781
00:42:11,066 --> 00:42:13,134
- Why are you such a shit?
782
00:42:13,135 --> 00:42:14,569
- I hate my job.
783
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:15,604
What's your excuse?
784
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,943
- I got dumped by some asshole
for a trip to Cleveland.
785
00:42:23,546 --> 00:42:24,812
- A big date?
786
00:42:24,813 --> 00:42:25,981
- None of you business.
787
00:42:26,882 --> 00:42:28,516
Why don't you just quit?
788
00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,952
- Why don't you
get another date?
789
00:42:30,953 --> 00:42:31,787
- Point taken.
790
00:42:35,057 --> 00:42:36,926
Is it the gig, or the city?
791
00:42:40,029 --> 00:42:45,034
- I just wanna move on with
my fucking life somehow,
792
00:42:45,668 --> 00:42:46,035
and I just,
793
00:42:47,369 --> 00:42:48,670
I don't know how.
794
00:42:48,671 --> 00:42:49,638
- Can't go forward.
795
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,107
- Can't go back.
796
00:42:55,811 --> 00:42:57,913
I know.
797
00:42:59,448 --> 00:43:02,651
I had this date
tonight with Richard.
798
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:07,389
I figured he's alone, I'm
alone, we'd get together.
799
00:43:09,058 --> 00:43:12,360
I even took these
drugs, fertility drugs,
800
00:43:12,361 --> 00:43:13,762
they made me feel like shit.
801
00:43:15,197 --> 00:43:18,700
- What? You want to have
a baby with this guy?
802
00:43:18,701 --> 00:43:20,002
- That's the general idea.
803
00:43:22,371 --> 00:43:25,074
- Wow! Congratulations.
804
00:43:26,241 --> 00:43:29,178
- No, no, it didn't work out.
805
00:43:31,814 --> 00:43:33,115
I had this list, you know?
806
00:43:34,383 --> 00:43:37,353
Brains, looks, the
whole genetic alphabet.
807
00:43:38,554 --> 00:43:39,555
Richard was the guy.
808
00:43:40,556 --> 00:43:42,057
It was supposed to be tonight.
809
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,560
- Oh.
810
00:43:45,561 --> 00:43:46,728
What he just left?
811
00:43:46,729 --> 00:43:48,262
- Yeah.
812
00:43:48,263 --> 00:43:50,031
To Cleveland.
813
00:43:50,032 --> 00:43:52,434
What's in Cleveland,
huh? Nothing.
814
00:43:56,038 --> 00:43:57,239
You ever think about kids?
815
00:43:58,674 --> 00:44:01,075
- Think about them? I
work with them every day.
816
00:44:01,076 --> 00:44:03,746
- No, I mean about having, kids.
817
00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:12,287
- No. They're too
self-centered and spoiled.
818
00:44:13,722 --> 00:44:16,457
And there's only room for
one of those in my life.
819
00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,560
- You could learn, to
be less self-centered.
820
00:44:20,295 --> 00:44:21,130
- Sorry.
821
00:44:23,932 --> 00:44:26,502
I guess I've just done too
many shows or something.
822
00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:29,937
Besides, I don't
wanna bring a kid
823
00:44:29,938 --> 00:44:31,607
into a world this fucked up.
824
00:44:32,641 --> 00:44:33,475
- I know.
825
00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:39,380
Seemed to me to be the
greatest act of faith.
826
00:44:39,381 --> 00:44:44,119
You know, to try. Not
to give up.
827
00:44:50,059 --> 00:44:51,592
- Right now it's
just a full-time job
828
00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:53,328
trying to figure
out my own life.
829
00:44:56,965 --> 00:44:59,300
- You gon' go finish
your show now?
830
00:45:00,203 --> 00:45:01,236
- Yeah, I guess.
831
00:45:03,972 --> 00:45:07,209
Thank you for the, drink.
832
00:45:13,716 --> 00:45:14,550
Hey, Grace.
833
00:45:21,156 --> 00:45:23,158
I used to love this one.
834
00:45:24,359 --> 00:45:26,361
First time I saw it, I thought,
835
00:45:28,263 --> 00:45:30,199
"That's why I got into magic."
836
00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:39,475
Well, it used to cheer me up.
837
00:45:41,677 --> 00:45:42,944
- Thank you for trying.
838
00:45:44,213 --> 00:45:45,047
- Hey,
839
00:45:46,882 --> 00:45:47,783
come back later.
840
00:45:48,650 --> 00:45:49,651
If you feel like it.
841
00:45:59,561 --> 00:46:01,130
- So, what's gonna happen?
842
00:46:02,631 --> 00:46:06,001
Well, some say the
sky will open up
843
00:46:07,269 --> 00:46:09,037
and rain fire down
upon our heads
844
00:46:10,005 --> 00:46:11,373
the Lord will appear
845
00:46:13,442 --> 00:46:15,477
and the blessed will
be taken into Heaven
846
00:46:16,945 --> 00:46:18,180
and the damned into hell.
847
00:46:20,415 --> 00:46:21,550
In the Big FJ.
848
00:46:23,252 --> 00:46:24,086
Final Judgment.
849
00:46:27,456 --> 00:46:28,624
- Would you like a drink?
850
00:46:30,659 --> 00:46:33,962
Of vodka of course.
851
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:37,632
I should have died years ago
852
00:46:37,633 --> 00:46:39,234
from all the vodka that I drink.
853
00:46:42,871 --> 00:46:45,373
Do you understand
a word I'm saying?
854
00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:49,210
Of course not.
855
00:46:49,211 --> 00:46:50,379
How utterly delightful.
856
00:46:51,213 --> 00:46:52,047
- Happy.
857
00:46:53,248 --> 00:46:57,118
So glad to see you. Did
you get to my last gig?
858
00:46:57,119 --> 00:46:59,221
I left a message for
you with the doorman.
859
00:47:00,722 --> 00:47:03,225
It's okay, it was a
late night anyway.
860
00:47:04,092 --> 00:47:05,761
The piano was out of tune.
861
00:47:08,130 --> 00:47:12,634
Oh no, they can't...
862
00:47:14,937 --> 00:47:17,972
I start playing tonight,
and just like that,
863
00:47:17,973 --> 00:47:19,908
just like that, I stop.
864
00:47:21,510 --> 00:47:24,513
'Cause I forgot, the lyrics.
865
00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:27,415
I can't play the tune
866
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:29,784
if I don't remember the lyrics.
867
00:47:29,785 --> 00:47:30,886
So I stopped.
868
00:47:32,821 --> 00:47:36,725
My wife, that's her favorite
song, she loved that song.
869
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,661
Oh no, they...
870
00:47:44,766 --> 00:47:46,801
Arigato.
871
00:47:46,802 --> 00:47:51,340
You know, we could
just talk awhile.
872
00:47:55,878 --> 00:47:56,645
- Yes.
873
00:47:58,046 --> 00:48:00,482
You look like a
bear, a dancing bear.
874
00:48:02,317 --> 00:48:05,453
You might rethink your
particular fashion statement.
875
00:48:05,454 --> 00:48:06,687
God knows I'm not judging you,
876
00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:08,422
it's just I believe the
clothes make the man.
877
00:48:08,423 --> 00:48:10,524
You could use some refinement
878
00:48:10,525 --> 00:48:11,792
in some of your
choices here, you know.
879
00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:13,595
I know that we just met.
880
00:48:16,064 --> 00:48:17,299
Do you read, sir?
881
00:48:18,367 --> 00:48:19,935
Read, as in books?
882
00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,671
Yes, I do seem to have
quite a few of them.
883
00:48:23,672 --> 00:48:27,075
I bring them along as
companions on my journey.
884
00:48:28,343 --> 00:48:29,543
I've read all of
these, so of course,
885
00:48:29,544 --> 00:48:31,680
the question would
be, what next?
886
00:48:33,515 --> 00:48:36,984
Reading can be something of
a savior when one's alone.
887
00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:41,990
Well, let me refresh your glass.
888
00:48:43,258 --> 00:48:46,061
You're not much a
drinker, are you friend?
889
00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:50,798
- This is some
window you got here.
890
00:48:50,799 --> 00:48:52,567
Hey, where are you
from? What city?
891
00:48:53,769 --> 00:48:56,437
Let me guess, not New York.
892
00:48:56,438 --> 00:48:57,673
You got too sweet a face.
893
00:48:58,573 --> 00:49:02,543
I just heard a bit of an accent.
894
00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:06,781
Charming though. I just thought,
maybe Chicago or something.
895
00:49:06,782 --> 00:49:07,749
- Chicago.
896
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,850
- And the blond hair.
897
00:49:09,851 --> 00:49:13,087
Blond hair.
898
00:49:13,088 --> 00:49:14,923
- It look real nice on you.
899
00:49:16,058 --> 00:49:19,161
Your hair dresser
done a real nice job.
900
00:49:20,295 --> 00:49:21,563
I like it blond better.
901
00:49:23,231 --> 00:49:25,734
My wife has dark hair.
902
00:49:27,035 --> 00:49:30,371
Well, now with the
treatments she's got a wig,
903
00:49:30,372 --> 00:49:35,177
but she's real pretty, even
with most of her hair gone.
904
00:49:41,416 --> 00:49:46,421
She was always worried that I
would go to a younger woman.
905
00:49:49,257 --> 00:49:52,027
I never did. Ever.
906
00:49:57,632 --> 00:49:59,968
Look at that building there.
907
00:50:00,869 --> 00:50:02,571
That's real old brick.
908
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:06,141
You don't see that much anymore.
909
00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:11,146
Looks kinda like a castle.
910
00:50:14,249 --> 00:50:15,784
That's a coincidence, isn't it?
911
00:50:16,685 --> 00:50:17,953
Do you know what that is?
912
00:50:19,187 --> 00:50:21,255
That's the hospital, isn't it?
913
00:50:21,256 --> 00:50:25,226
It is. I should've known.
914
00:50:25,227 --> 00:50:29,331
We're on this side of
the, I didn't realize.
915
00:50:30,298 --> 00:50:31,133
No.
916
00:50:45,414 --> 00:50:46,715
I don't wanna do anything.
917
00:50:50,052 --> 00:50:51,820
I don't even know
why I come up here.
918
00:50:55,690 --> 00:51:00,128
You can keep the
money. Here's a tip.
919
00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:21,750
She was a real
funny kid, my girl.
920
00:51:24,419 --> 00:51:27,188
She would always
laugh at my bad jokes,
921
00:51:27,189 --> 00:51:29,825
even after 20 times
me telling 'em.
922
00:51:31,393 --> 00:51:36,097
Why, just last Tuesday, just
Tuesday, just three days ago,
923
00:51:36,098 --> 00:51:38,399
I got her to laugh.
924
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:43,405
She actually laughed
which was hard
925
00:51:44,439 --> 00:51:46,641
'cause she was hurting so bad.
926
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:05,961
I have to go.
927
00:52:10,065 --> 00:52:11,500
I have to go.
928
00:52:15,804 --> 00:52:18,006
You take care.
929
00:52:19,908 --> 00:52:22,009
And be careful, 'cause
it's dangerous out there.
930
00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:23,811
And I'll bet there's
people out there,
931
00:52:23,812 --> 00:52:27,448
there's someone out
there, worrying about you,
932
00:52:27,449 --> 00:52:30,852
thinking about you,
at this very moment.
933
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:39,528
People dying every day.
934
00:52:49,638 --> 00:52:51,106
You take care.
935
00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,543
- But I think God's
smarter than that.
936
00:52:57,112 --> 00:52:58,780
I think He's gonna
sneak up on us.
937
00:53:00,582 --> 00:53:01,950
One day, He'll just show up.
938
00:53:03,251 --> 00:53:05,452
He'll have some
cleaning up to do.
939
00:53:05,453 --> 00:53:08,756
The air, the water,
certain politicians.
940
00:53:08,757 --> 00:53:10,858
But there'll be a time of peace.
941
00:53:10,859 --> 00:53:14,129
Like we can take the race
out of the human race.
942
00:53:15,864 --> 00:53:17,632
Well, I gotta get
back to studying.
943
00:53:20,135 --> 00:53:21,569
Unless you've got some
more disposable income
944
00:53:21,570 --> 00:53:22,904
you wanna dispose on me.
945
00:53:25,707 --> 00:53:30,378
See, this integral calculus
needs time to sink in.
946
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,547
I can handle the
one-variable stuff,
947
00:53:33,548 --> 00:53:38,553
but the two-variable stuff
is one mind-bending fuck.
948
00:53:41,990 --> 00:53:45,560
Hey, you got a handle
on integral calculus?
949
00:53:53,168 --> 00:53:56,870
- Oh yes my, you do stay
in shape, don't you?
950
00:53:56,871 --> 00:54:00,941
There must be something to this
gym-health-club craze, huh?
951
00:54:00,942 --> 00:54:02,710
I find it a bit of a circus
952
00:54:02,711 --> 00:54:04,278
with all the women
prouncing around
953
00:54:04,279 --> 00:54:07,047
with their silly little outfits.
954
00:54:07,048 --> 00:54:10,084
I don't hate women, I just
find them superficial.
955
00:54:10,085 --> 00:54:11,785
They lack substance.
956
00:54:11,786 --> 00:54:15,356
Always wondered, what is
one to talk with them about?
957
00:54:15,357 --> 00:54:17,191
My mother was a wonderful
conversationalist
958
00:54:17,192 --> 00:54:20,194
but even she could be limited
959
00:54:20,195 --> 00:54:21,996
in the breadth of her subjects.
960
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:24,199
I just will never understand.
961
00:54:25,734 --> 00:54:28,068
Never will understand.
962
00:54:28,069 --> 00:54:28,870
Yes.
963
00:54:33,141 --> 00:54:34,575
Would you mind?
964
00:54:34,576 --> 00:54:35,410
Yes.
965
00:54:37,045 --> 00:54:38,613
Do you ever get lonely, sir?
966
00:54:39,414 --> 00:54:40,981
Lonely?
967
00:54:40,982 --> 00:54:44,686
Do you ever feel, alone?
968
00:54:49,424 --> 00:54:50,258
Oh, never mind.
969
00:54:55,263 --> 00:54:56,931
Beautiful, quite,
quite beautiful.
970
00:54:58,466 --> 00:55:03,338
Yes, so bovine, so diamond hard.
971
00:55:04,773 --> 00:55:07,976
Youth always is, somehow,
so oblivious to it all.
972
00:55:09,077 --> 00:55:13,781
Here you are, like
Michelangelo's "David."
973
00:55:13,782 --> 00:55:18,787
And I do not mean the
dance club, friend. No.
974
00:55:19,521 --> 00:55:20,155
I mean an artist.
975
00:55:21,323 --> 00:55:24,292
An artist who loved
the human form.
976
00:55:26,161 --> 00:55:27,595
It seemed to keep him going.
977
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:35,036
And you are beautiful.
Yes you are.
978
00:55:37,038 --> 00:55:38,206
And I am drunk.
979
00:55:42,777 --> 00:55:43,778
To Michelangelo.
980
00:55:50,919 --> 00:55:51,753
Come here.
981
00:56:02,430 --> 00:56:04,699
I am going to suck you dry.
982
00:56:11,806 --> 00:56:12,707
- I love this one.
983
00:56:13,842 --> 00:56:15,543
It's just so pure.
984
00:56:20,448 --> 00:56:22,216
But I guess I'm kind of
inconsistent, actually.
985
00:56:22,217 --> 00:56:24,017
'Cause you know
all these tricks,
986
00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:26,120
sooner or later
just become tricks.
987
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:26,955
Lies.
988
00:56:28,390 --> 00:56:30,658
Show me a trick, it's
like saying, lie to me.
989
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:33,294
Even this one.
990
00:56:35,530 --> 00:56:38,132
If I keep doing it,
sooner or later,
991
00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:39,467
I'm probably gonna hate it.
992
00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:43,438
But I'm gonna do
it for you anyway.
993
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,975
- You're supposed
to do this one.
994
00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,144
- See, if I lie to you,
995
00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:51,913
Magic Girl will tell
you that I'm sane.
996
00:56:54,382 --> 00:56:57,752
But if I tell you the truth,
she'll tell you I've gone nuts.
997
00:56:58,853 --> 00:57:00,355
- You're gonna blow this gig.
998
00:57:02,123 --> 00:57:03,658
- Don't worry. You'll get paid.
999
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,968
The one-handed link.
1000
00:57:19,207 --> 00:57:22,444
It always worked so
well in the shower.
1001
00:57:31,953 --> 00:57:33,153
- Marina?
1002
00:57:33,154 --> 00:57:34,055
I'm sleeping.
1003
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,690
- For this I pay you?
1004
00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:37,959
- No, for this.
1005
00:57:39,194 --> 00:57:41,763
- Ow!
- You pay me.
1006
00:57:44,132 --> 00:57:45,834
That was my union
break, Marcello.
1007
00:57:51,272 --> 00:57:53,907
- I thought you'd
never make the kiss.
1008
00:57:53,908 --> 00:57:55,409
- I woke up romantic.
1009
00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:57,711
- I could marry you.
1010
00:57:57,712 --> 00:58:01,248
- Make an honest woman of
me? Yeah, no thank you.
1011
00:58:01,249 --> 00:58:03,584
- Of course, you are right.
1012
00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:05,886
You know why I go to escort
service and not the date?
1013
00:58:05,887 --> 00:58:07,621
- 'Cause whores
know how to fuck.
1014
00:58:07,622 --> 00:58:09,723
- You are so direct, my darling.
1015
00:58:09,724 --> 00:58:12,626
But also, the women I date
want to marry me, for my money.
1016
00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:15,128
- Whereas I only wanna
fuck you for your money.
1017
00:58:15,129 --> 00:58:17,498
- Yes, my darling. You
are, how I say? Authentic.
1018
00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:18,967
This I love about you.
1019
00:58:20,635 --> 00:58:23,738
Come, what is your real name?
1020
00:58:24,639 --> 00:58:25,739
- I already told you.
1021
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:26,674
- I do not believe you.
1022
00:58:26,675 --> 00:58:27,908
- What's your real name?
1023
00:58:27,909 --> 00:58:28,776
- I tell you.
1024
00:58:28,777 --> 00:58:30,011
- No, you lied.
1025
00:58:30,879 --> 00:58:32,346
I saw those Fellini movies,
1026
00:58:32,347 --> 00:58:34,549
you are definitely not
Marcello Mastroianni.
1027
00:58:36,451 --> 00:58:39,020
Come on, what's your real name?
1028
00:58:40,455 --> 00:58:43,191
- Emilio Santangelo Tognoni.
1029
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:46,995
And yours?
1030
00:58:47,929 --> 00:58:49,162
- Santa Lucia.
1031
00:58:49,163 --> 00:58:51,965
- Come on, I tell you
mine, you tell me yours.
1032
00:58:51,966 --> 00:58:54,167
- Marilynn Monroe.
1033
00:58:54,168 --> 00:58:56,970
- Okay, I pay you
1,000 to tell me.
1034
00:58:56,971 --> 00:58:58,372
- Really, $1,000?
1035
00:58:58,373 --> 00:58:59,373
- $100.
1036
00:58:59,374 --> 00:59:00,707
- You said $1,000.
1037
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,743
- I make mistake. My
English not so good.
1038
00:59:02,744 --> 00:59:04,978
- I just forgot my real name.
1039
00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:08,649
- Okay, okay! I pay you $1,000,
now you tell me your name.
1040
00:59:08,650 --> 00:59:10,083
- Let's see the bucks.
1041
00:59:10,084 --> 00:59:10,919
- After. Later.
1042
00:59:11,986 --> 00:59:13,453
- Now.
1043
00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:16,723
Maybe we get one more...
1044
00:59:16,724 --> 00:59:18,058
For same price?
1045
00:59:18,059 --> 00:59:18,893
- Maybe.
1046
00:59:23,298 --> 00:59:26,500
It's raining and I
can't get wet.
1047
00:59:26,501 --> 00:59:27,335
- I'm sorry?
1048
00:59:28,202 --> 00:59:29,704
- It's all this sex happening.
1049
00:59:31,339 --> 00:59:33,341
- You're looking for a date?
1050
00:59:35,209 --> 00:59:36,044
- Maybe.
1051
00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:40,414
- Wow. I didn't think...
1052
00:59:40,415 --> 00:59:41,616
- You didn't think what?
1053
00:59:42,817 --> 00:59:45,153
- You're the boss,
I didn't think...
1054
00:59:47,088 --> 00:59:47,922
- Shut up.
1055
00:59:48,856 --> 00:59:50,425
Come dance with me.
1056
00:59:55,496 --> 00:59:57,631
♪ I'm going crazy over you ♪
1057
00:59:57,632 --> 00:59:59,033
I love this song.
1058
01:00:01,169 --> 01:00:03,938
Oh God, why didn't
I get married?
1059
01:00:05,974 --> 01:00:08,409
Not like I didn't have
enough guys asking me.
1060
01:00:12,981 --> 01:00:17,584
Hey, this is the happiest
place on earth, isn't it, Dave?
1061
01:00:17,585 --> 01:00:21,222
Disneyland's got nothing on us.
1062
01:00:23,257 --> 01:00:24,092
Hey, Dave?
1063
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,528
You got any kids?
1064
01:00:28,529 --> 01:00:32,700
- It depends on whether
or not he's talking to me.
1065
01:00:34,936 --> 01:00:36,170
- What does he look like?
1066
01:00:38,006 --> 01:00:42,276
- Takes after his mother.
Good looking, not too bright.
1067
01:00:44,345 --> 01:00:46,914
- I bet that makes him
popular with the girls, huh.
1068
01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:48,750
- Oh yeah.
1069
01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:53,821
I guess that makes him the
smartest kid in his class.
1070
01:00:56,424 --> 01:01:01,329
So what room do you have free?
1071
01:01:03,998 --> 01:01:05,999
- Why don't we find out?
1072
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:11,005
- Wow. Yeah.
1073
01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:17,044
What?
1074
01:01:17,045 --> 01:01:21,783
I'm sorry.
1075
01:01:24,986 --> 01:01:26,353
- What's so funny?
1076
01:01:26,354 --> 01:01:28,088
- Nothing, I...
1077
01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:36,464
- Bitch.
1078
01:01:46,274 --> 01:01:50,578
- Okay. Now, tell me your name.
1079
01:01:52,113 --> 01:01:52,880
- Kay Leonard.
1080
01:01:54,716 --> 01:01:55,949
- No.
1081
01:01:55,950 --> 01:01:58,953
- Yeah. Kay Eleanor Leonard.
1082
01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:03,457
- This name, not $1,000 name.
1083
01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:05,659
- Tough shit, buddy, you
agreed and I got the cash.
1084
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:10,130
- No, I mean merely you are too
beautiful to have this name.
1085
01:02:10,131 --> 01:02:12,200
- I know. It's a dumb name, huh?
1086
01:02:13,034 --> 01:02:14,936
- You, Kay Leonard.
1087
01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:17,338
You have baby with me?
1088
01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:19,906
- What?
1089
01:02:19,907 --> 01:02:20,941
Are you nuts?
1090
01:02:20,942 --> 01:02:22,175
Get out of here!
1091
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:23,376
- I want to have
bambino with you.
1092
01:02:23,377 --> 01:02:26,079
- Okay, do not joke
about this. I'm serious.
1093
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,850
- I am serious too. Why not
you want to have baby with me?
1094
01:02:30,284 --> 01:02:32,486
- You not exactly breaking
down the doors of romance.
1095
01:02:32,487 --> 01:02:33,987
Just can it, okay?
1096
01:02:33,988 --> 01:02:35,222
Is very romantic.
1097
01:02:35,223 --> 01:02:36,223
- Oh, you want me
to have your bambino
1098
01:02:36,224 --> 01:02:38,358
but you don't wanna marry me?
1099
01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:42,696
- No, because then is
sure way to kill romance.
1100
01:02:42,697 --> 01:02:44,765
- But it's okay for me
to vomit for three months
1101
01:02:44,766 --> 01:02:47,200
and then drop some kid on his
head that looks just like you?
1102
01:02:47,201 --> 01:02:48,503
- Maybe like you too.
1103
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:51,205
I pay you a lot of money.
1104
01:02:54,742 --> 01:02:55,510
- Okay.
1105
01:02:57,645 --> 01:02:58,912
- What?
1106
01:02:58,913 --> 01:02:59,680
- I'll do it.
1107
01:03:01,182 --> 01:03:02,449
- You make joke, yes?
1108
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,452
- I make joke, no
come on, let's go.
1109
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,155
- What, now? Tonight?
1110
01:03:08,156 --> 01:03:11,258
- Yeah, I'm ready. And I'm
gonna be a great mommy.
1111
01:03:11,259 --> 01:03:13,093
You know as soon as I
get out of this place
1112
01:03:13,094 --> 01:03:14,361
and I get a house.
1113
01:03:14,362 --> 01:03:15,562
- Okay, wait!
- We need a four-bedroom house
1114
01:03:15,563 --> 01:03:17,063
so that my family can
come live with us.
1115
01:03:17,064 --> 01:03:18,565
- First maybe we talk. First
we talk. We talk. We talk.
1116
01:03:18,566 --> 01:03:20,167
- And I want a Volvo 'cause
they're really safe for kids.
1117
01:03:20,168 --> 01:03:21,668
- Of course. Oh, ow!
1118
01:03:21,669 --> 01:03:23,937
Yeah. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no.
1119
01:03:23,938 --> 01:03:26,740
But first maybe we practice.
1120
01:03:26,741 --> 01:03:28,508
- What's there to practice, huh?
1121
01:03:28,509 --> 01:03:30,443
You're gonna take one of
those pre-natal classes?
1122
01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:32,847
Learn how to change
diapers and shit?
1123
01:03:37,752 --> 01:03:40,588
- You are such a
jokey girl, mami.
1124
01:03:43,191 --> 01:03:45,626
- Yeah. I'm a jokey girl.
1125
01:03:47,295 --> 01:03:49,530
And you are one weird dude.
1126
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,504
- And I have money.
Lots and lots of money.
1127
01:03:58,773 --> 01:04:02,409
You know it's a good thing
you know how to fuck.
1128
01:04:02,410 --> 01:04:04,745
- Life, she is, how do you say?
1129
01:04:06,514 --> 01:04:08,416
Molto complicato. Si?
1130
01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:12,286
Yeah. Molto complicato.
1131
01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:18,693
- Already you begin
to learn Italian.
1132
01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:28,235
- 10!
1133
01:04:31,405 --> 01:04:33,940
This is my last trick.
1134
01:04:33,941 --> 01:04:37,211
Watch carefully. When I'm done,
I'll tell you how it works.
1135
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,981
- I can't believe I
turned down Lance Burton
1136
01:04:40,982 --> 01:04:41,883
to work with you.
1137
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:50,357
- So. I've been
doing these tricks.
1138
01:04:50,358 --> 01:04:52,793
These lies, for
so many years now.
1139
01:04:54,161 --> 01:04:56,364
It started as an easy
way to meet women.
1140
01:04:57,398 --> 01:04:58,965
To get laid.
1141
01:04:58,966 --> 01:05:00,835
To control the illusion.
1142
01:05:02,036 --> 01:05:03,436
Funny thing about
the women, though.
1143
01:05:03,437 --> 01:05:06,006
They always wanted me
to explain the tricks.
1144
01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:08,041
You know, that's totally
taboo for magicians.
1145
01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:09,542
You never give
away your secrets.
1146
01:05:09,543 --> 01:05:13,481
But I figured, I was sleeping
with them, so what the hell.
1147
01:05:15,483 --> 01:05:17,685
I did it. I'd give
away the tricks.
1148
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,820
And I gotta tell you
something, every time,
1149
01:05:20,821 --> 01:05:22,689
every single time,
1150
01:05:22,690 --> 01:05:24,724
they would get this
look on their faces,
1151
01:05:24,725 --> 01:05:29,562
this look of disappointment.
1152
01:05:29,563 --> 01:05:32,198
'Cause you're not just
telling them the trick.
1153
01:05:32,199 --> 01:05:34,735
You're telling them there's
no such thing as magic.
1154
01:05:36,137 --> 01:05:39,640
No perfect romance to
sweep them off their feet.
1155
01:05:41,075 --> 01:05:42,642
After that, it was
just a matter of time.
1156
01:05:42,643 --> 01:05:45,046
They would leave me,
or I would leave them.
1157
01:05:45,913 --> 01:05:47,114
Usually it was mutual.
1158
01:05:48,783 --> 01:05:50,817
They could never get that
look of disappointment
1159
01:05:50,818 --> 01:05:51,886
off their faces.
1160
01:05:53,587 --> 01:05:55,155
So, now I want to find a life
1161
01:05:55,156 --> 01:05:57,257
that's not filled
with disappointment,
1162
01:05:57,258 --> 01:05:58,960
I don't care where,
1163
01:06:00,227 --> 01:06:02,797
just some place, authentic.
1164
01:06:04,031 --> 01:06:06,433
'Cause when you're in that zone,
1165
01:06:06,434 --> 01:06:08,903
and you're feeling authentic,
1166
01:06:10,237 --> 01:06:12,572
well, there's nothing
disappointing about it.
1167
01:06:16,777 --> 01:06:18,579
So this is my last trick.
1168
01:06:23,651 --> 01:06:24,485
Forever.
1169
01:06:29,490 --> 01:06:31,292
Voi-fucking-la.
1170
01:06:34,829 --> 01:06:36,130
Hope you enjoyed the show.
1171
01:06:38,632 --> 01:06:41,701
Right. Right. I was gonna
tell you how I did the trick.
1172
01:06:41,702 --> 01:06:42,536
Well guess what?
1173
01:06:44,872 --> 01:06:45,706
I lied.
1174
01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:48,842
- I just couldn't
stay with Richard,
1175
01:06:48,843 --> 01:06:50,444
he's just such a shitty painter.
1176
01:06:52,847 --> 01:06:55,683
And Tom, lawyers,
what can you say?
1177
01:06:57,084 --> 01:06:58,485
- Grace!
- Can you come down here?
1178
01:06:58,486 --> 01:07:00,086
- I'm coming!
1179
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:01,855
There's Kelly, he's
a great businessman.
1180
01:07:01,856 --> 01:07:05,259
Very rich, very smart,
very successful.
1181
01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:09,929
Finally I gotta say, he's
just one shitty human being.
1182
01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:12,633
Mean, self-centered, no loyalty.
1183
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,235
Short.
1184
01:07:15,236 --> 01:07:17,437
Too damn short for his own good.
1185
01:07:17,438 --> 01:07:19,673
Grace! Get
down here right away!
1186
01:07:20,641 --> 01:07:21,709
- I am coming!
1187
01:07:23,110 --> 01:07:24,177
What?
1188
01:07:24,178 --> 01:07:25,345
- Surprise!
1189
01:07:25,346 --> 01:07:26,180
Happy birthday!
1190
01:07:29,817 --> 01:07:30,651
- Oh.
1191
01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:35,855
- Oh come on.
1192
01:07:35,856 --> 01:07:37,223
- Open it!
1193
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,992
Come on open it.
1194
01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:43,329
- Are these real?
1195
01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:44,165
- Yeah.
1196
01:07:45,466 --> 01:07:47,500
- Wow! You shouldn't have.
1197
01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:50,470
I haven't had a pearl
necklace in quite some time.
1198
01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:55,209
- Hi.
1199
01:07:55,210 --> 01:07:56,443
Hello.
1200
01:07:56,444 --> 01:07:57,444
Happy birthday.
1201
01:07:57,445 --> 01:07:59,012
- Oh, thank you.
1202
01:07:59,013 --> 01:08:01,014
Get back to work up there.
1203
01:08:01,015 --> 01:08:02,083
- Good night.
1204
01:08:03,651 --> 01:08:04,485
- Happy birthday.
1205
01:08:04,486 --> 01:08:05,718
- Thank you.
1206
01:08:05,719 --> 01:08:06,720
- Thank you.
1207
01:08:08,856 --> 01:08:10,790
- What are you doing here?
1208
01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:14,194
- It's your birthday and I
got you a little something.
1209
01:08:14,195 --> 01:08:16,831
Nice wrapping.
1210
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:19,667
Okay.
1211
01:08:24,872 --> 01:08:26,873
Our high school yearbook?
1212
01:08:26,874 --> 01:08:28,074
- Give it back, I'll get
you something different.
1213
01:08:28,075 --> 01:08:29,776
- No, no.
- Come now, no really.
1214
01:08:29,777 --> 01:08:30,944
- I want it.
1215
01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:32,278
Why?
1216
01:08:32,279 --> 01:08:33,780
- Well, I was trying to think,
1217
01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:35,014
what could I possibly get you
that you don't already have?
1218
01:08:35,015 --> 01:08:38,852
You know, me on a cop's
salary and you on yours.
1219
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:40,086
- There's Jeff McEwen.
1220
01:08:40,087 --> 01:08:41,055
- And then I remembered
1221
01:08:41,056 --> 01:08:42,489
that you left school two weeks
1222
01:08:42,490 --> 01:08:45,191
before they gave the
yearbooks out, so, tadada.
1223
01:08:45,192 --> 01:08:46,993
- Bill Nowicki's right here.
1224
01:08:46,994 --> 01:08:49,830
- Yeah, I hear he's up
in Canada selling cars.
1225
01:08:51,632 --> 01:08:54,734
- Oh, Tammy Paul. I liked her.
1226
01:08:54,735 --> 01:08:56,970
- Oh, I hear that she died
actually, car accident.
1227
01:08:56,971 --> 01:08:57,838
- Oh.
1228
01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:03,042
Alex Racine. He was a nice guy.
1229
01:09:03,043 --> 01:09:04,277
- He's gone too.
1230
01:09:04,278 --> 01:09:06,714
- Oh, gee Keith, this
is a really great gift.
1231
01:09:08,082 --> 01:09:10,550
- They're mostly still
alive, you just have to...
1232
01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:12,085
- Okay.
1233
01:09:12,086 --> 01:09:15,755
Oh, there she is, Miranda
Scanlon. How's she doing?
1234
01:09:15,756 --> 01:09:16,956
- Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
1235
01:09:16,957 --> 01:09:17,791
- And the kids?
1236
01:09:18,759 --> 01:09:20,660
- Almost out of the house.
1237
01:09:20,661 --> 01:09:24,030
- Well if she's there, then
I bet you are right here.
1238
01:09:26,534 --> 01:09:28,001
No, let me see.
1239
01:09:28,002 --> 01:09:29,270
You were really cute.
1240
01:09:30,504 --> 01:09:31,639
Didn't we go out once?
1241
01:09:32,706 --> 01:09:33,773
- To the Senior Prom.
1242
01:09:33,774 --> 01:09:34,608
- We did?
1243
01:09:35,476 --> 01:09:37,011
- Gracie, you invited me.
1244
01:09:38,312 --> 01:09:39,213
- Oh yeah.
1245
01:09:40,681 --> 01:09:41,682
That was fun.
1246
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:46,053
You were nervous.
1247
01:09:48,489 --> 01:09:51,090
- It was my first time, y'know.
1248
01:09:51,091 --> 01:09:52,358
- I don't believe that.
1249
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:53,360
- You couldn't tell?
1250
01:09:57,665 --> 01:09:59,732
- Whoo! You must've thought
I was some kind of slut,
1251
01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:01,535
sleeping with you
on the first date.
1252
01:10:03,003 --> 01:10:06,973
- No I'd say I had a bit of
a crush on you for a while.
1253
01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:08,209
- You never told me that!
1254
01:10:10,177 --> 01:10:11,278
- I was too shy.
1255
01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:14,247
You were this
really popular girl
1256
01:10:14,248 --> 01:10:15,648
and I was just this nerdy kid.
1257
01:10:15,649 --> 01:10:18,152
Lemme show you something here.
1258
01:10:20,821 --> 01:10:22,089
Voted "Most Beautiful."
1259
01:10:30,030 --> 01:10:31,264
- Wow!
1260
01:10:31,265 --> 01:10:32,866
How long'd you have
a crush on me for?
1261
01:10:34,368 --> 01:10:36,102
- For a while.
1262
01:10:36,103 --> 01:10:36,904
- A while?
1263
01:10:38,172 --> 01:10:41,108
Bet you never got over me.
1264
01:10:42,343 --> 01:10:43,110
- I never did.
1265
01:10:47,081 --> 01:10:47,848
- I'm sorry.
1266
01:10:49,016 --> 01:10:50,618
- Hey, there's nothing
to be sorry about.
1267
01:10:54,288 --> 01:10:55,822
- It's my birthday.
1268
01:10:55,823 --> 01:10:58,858
- Yes. Many happy returns.
1269
01:11:02,596 --> 01:11:04,564
- I wanna show you
something. Upstairs.
1270
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:06,199
- What?
1271
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,700
What do you gonna show me?
1272
01:11:07,701 --> 01:11:08,968
- Just relax, just
the music room.
1273
01:11:08,969 --> 01:11:09,803
- Wait, wait, wait.
1274
01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:11,037
What we gonna do?
1275
01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:13,439
- You ever give yourself
a really great gift?
1276
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,674
- Yeah.
1277
01:11:14,675 --> 01:11:16,142
- Like what?
1278
01:11:16,143 --> 01:11:18,278
- Just last month, I got myself
a new pair of hiking boots.
1279
01:11:19,513 --> 01:11:22,583
- No, I mean, a
really great gift.
1280
01:11:24,318 --> 01:11:25,286
- You know, Miranda's
probably wondering
1281
01:11:25,287 --> 01:11:26,553
where I am about now.
1282
01:11:27,488 --> 01:11:28,789
- It's just this yearbook.
1283
01:11:30,491 --> 01:11:32,191
It's like we're psychically
linked or something.
1284
01:11:32,192 --> 01:11:33,093
Tonight it's so...
1285
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:34,862
- You think so?
1286
01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:38,064
- I just don't know
how I missed you.
1287
01:11:38,065 --> 01:11:38,899
- You what?
1288
01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:42,435
- Missed. That you
were thinking about me.
1289
01:11:42,436 --> 01:11:43,871
Come here, let's go.
1290
01:11:44,972 --> 01:11:46,272
- Gracie.
- No.
1291
01:11:46,273 --> 01:11:47,107
- Gracie, it's just.
1292
01:11:47,107 --> 01:11:47,941
- No, come on.
1293
01:11:47,942 --> 01:11:49,108
- Wait a minute.
1294
01:11:49,109 --> 01:11:50,978
- This is my private room.
1295
01:11:55,716 --> 01:11:56,684
- Wow.
- So,
1296
01:11:56,685 --> 01:11:58,452
did you ever fantasize about me?
1297
01:12:00,287 --> 01:12:03,490
Well, no, not in that way.
1298
01:12:04,425 --> 01:12:06,926
- What way then?
1299
01:12:06,927 --> 01:12:10,363
Well, y'know, I would see you
around town, or at the store.
1300
01:12:10,364 --> 01:12:13,434
Or up here, and I'd just wonder.
1301
01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:19,105
- What would you wonder?
1302
01:12:19,106 --> 01:12:21,774
- What it would've
been like for us.
1303
01:12:21,775 --> 01:12:23,309
Just, stuff.
1304
01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:25,478
- Like, sex?
1305
01:12:25,479 --> 01:12:30,484
- No, more like, uh,
marriage, and kids and stuff.
1306
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,587
- Marriage?
1307
01:12:34,588 --> 01:12:36,189
- Well yeah.
1308
01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:38,192
- I've got to be
honest with you, Keith.
1309
01:12:39,059 --> 01:12:40,361
I'm not the marrying type.
1310
01:12:41,762 --> 01:12:43,663
- But I bet you
could learn to be.
1311
01:12:43,664 --> 01:12:45,198
- I don't think so.
1312
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:47,400
Never been able to spend
more than a couple months
1313
01:12:47,401 --> 01:12:48,202
with a guy.
1314
01:12:50,337 --> 01:12:51,405
I'm not that patient.
1315
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:56,009
- Yeah, but you could be,
if you had the right guy.
1316
01:12:58,112 --> 01:12:59,079
- Oh, Keith.
1317
01:13:01,682 --> 01:13:03,049
Keith.
1318
01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:03,851
- What?
1319
01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:09,990
- I had this plan tonight,
I even took these drugs.
1320
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,258
- Nothing illegal I hope.
1321
01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:15,129
- No. Fertility drugs.
1322
01:13:16,764 --> 01:13:17,698
- To have a baby?
1323
01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:20,901
- Yeah.
1324
01:13:21,835 --> 01:13:23,070
To have a baby of my own.
1325
01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:26,839
I made an appointment,
with this old flame.
1326
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,410
I had this list of all
the men in my past,
1327
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:34,915
trying to find, you know,
the right genes, for my baby.
1328
01:13:36,049 --> 01:13:37,216
- And they're coming
over here tonight?
1329
01:13:37,217 --> 01:13:40,586
- No. No. He couldn't make it.
1330
01:13:40,587 --> 01:13:43,890
Guess I forgot to check
on his dependability gene.
1331
01:13:47,928 --> 01:13:50,898
You have such sweet eyes.
1332
01:13:53,267 --> 01:13:54,101
- Do I?
1333
01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:56,837
Well, thank you.
1334
01:13:58,172 --> 01:13:59,540
- I had forgotten about you.
1335
01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:03,376
I was making these
charts comparing IQ's
1336
01:14:03,377 --> 01:14:06,312
and bank accounts and
the size of a guy's nose.
1337
01:14:06,313 --> 01:14:10,884
And I think all I really
need for my baby is.
1338
01:14:12,986 --> 01:14:13,821
- Is what?
1339
01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:18,559
- Sweet-eyed kindness.
1340
01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:20,961
You could give that to me.
1341
01:14:24,731 --> 01:14:27,467
I just want someone
to pass it onto.
1342
01:14:27,468 --> 01:14:30,304
Otherwise, it just
disappears when we do.
1343
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,042
- I can't do this.
1344
01:14:35,043 --> 01:14:36,342
- Don't, why not?
1345
01:14:36,343 --> 01:14:37,810
Why not?
1346
01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:39,979
There are men here every night,
doing things with my girls,
1347
01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:43,282
married men, they don't
think twice about it.
1348
01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:45,985
- That's them, it's not me.
1349
01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:47,086
And this is different.
1350
01:14:47,087 --> 01:14:48,588
This is really different.
1351
01:14:48,589 --> 01:14:50,890
- You'd never have to see us.
1352
01:14:50,891 --> 01:14:51,892
No one would know.
1353
01:14:53,927 --> 01:14:54,995
- I would know.
1354
01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:03,669
- Our baby would have your eyes.
1355
01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:05,305
- No, your eyes.
1356
01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:10,577
- Okay, my eyes. And
your strong hands.
1357
01:15:11,979 --> 01:15:12,880
Your goodness.
1358
01:15:13,814 --> 01:15:16,048
And my business sense.
1359
01:15:16,049 --> 01:15:18,184
- You are good at business.
1360
01:15:18,185 --> 01:15:20,520
- And you were smart at school,
1361
01:15:20,521 --> 01:15:24,891
so we'd have a strong,
smart, successful kid
1362
01:15:24,892 --> 01:15:26,827
with your hands and my eyes.
1363
01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:29,829
- This is getting
very complicated.
1364
01:15:29,830 --> 01:15:34,835
- No, no, baby. It's
simple. It's real simple.
1365
01:15:36,703 --> 01:15:38,138
'Cause I'm ready.
1366
01:15:39,072 --> 01:15:41,040
And you're ready.
1367
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,309
And I want you.
1368
01:15:47,014 --> 01:15:47,981
- Miranda...
1369
01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:51,218
Miranda's...
1370
01:15:52,586 --> 01:15:55,055
Miranda's probably wondering
where I am about now.
1371
01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:00,627
- Yeah. Sure.
1372
01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:03,497
Give her my best.
1373
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:10,269
- I don't think that she would
appreciate me visiting you.
1374
01:16:10,270 --> 01:16:11,637
- Don't give her my best then.
1375
01:16:11,638 --> 01:16:13,874
It'll be our secret,
it's sexier that way.
1376
01:16:20,614 --> 01:16:21,448
Keith.
1377
01:16:22,749 --> 01:16:23,584
I'm sorry.
1378
01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:44,037
Now I feel like
shit for nothing.
1379
01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:13,934
- Hey.
1380
01:17:21,808 --> 01:17:24,211
I forgot you have brown eyes.
1381
01:17:26,446 --> 01:17:28,315
Such beautiful,
beautiful brown eyes.
1382
01:17:58,612 --> 01:17:59,446
- Oh fuck.
1383
01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:02,716
I enjoyed your show tonight.
1384
01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:05,651
- Good for you.
1385
01:18:05,652 --> 01:18:07,220
- Now is that any
way to treat a fan?
1386
01:18:11,058 --> 01:18:12,858
- You don't exactly
look like a fan.
1387
01:18:12,859 --> 01:18:14,961
- What's a fan look like?
1388
01:18:16,396 --> 01:18:19,331
- I dunno, let's just say
you look too sophisticated.
1389
01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:21,701
So what are you doing down here?
1390
01:18:21,702 --> 01:18:24,570
- I'm in town for a couple
days for a convention.
1391
01:18:24,571 --> 01:18:26,673
- Oh, I heard, a high
tech thing, right?
1392
01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:29,608
Well, you don't look
like a computer geek.
1393
01:18:29,609 --> 01:18:31,844
- That's the second nicest
thing you've said to me.
1394
01:18:31,845 --> 01:18:33,646
- Well you don't. What are
you? Like a programmer?
1395
01:18:33,647 --> 01:18:36,515
- I'm, like, a CEO.
1396
01:18:36,516 --> 01:18:37,417
- You have any openings?
1397
01:18:37,418 --> 01:18:38,552
I'm looking for a new career.
1398
01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:41,253
- For someone with
your people skills?
1399
01:18:41,254 --> 01:18:43,090
I'm sure we can
find you something.
1400
01:18:44,391 --> 01:18:46,460
- Sorry. You caught
me at a weird time.
1401
01:18:52,432 --> 01:18:54,500
Hey, did you know that the
origin of the word career
1402
01:18:54,501 --> 01:18:56,069
is actually of a journey?
1403
01:18:57,170 --> 01:18:58,004
A road.
1404
01:18:58,872 --> 01:19:00,573
The road we travel.
1405
01:19:00,574 --> 01:19:01,808
- Construction ahead.
1406
01:19:03,577 --> 01:19:05,144
Why don't you take a vacation?
1407
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:08,848
- Yeah. I'd last about
two days alone on a beach.
1408
01:19:08,849 --> 01:19:10,217
- I managed four days once.
1409
01:19:11,451 --> 01:19:13,085
Can't be alone.
1410
01:19:13,086 --> 01:19:15,254
And I can't be with someone.
1411
01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:16,223
It's terrible.
1412
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:21,528
So are you gonna miss it?
1413
01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:24,096
- No.
1414
01:19:24,097 --> 01:19:25,498
You know I counted them tonight.
1415
01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:27,133
The tricks.
1416
01:19:27,134 --> 01:19:28,734
This one, I never
have to do again.
1417
01:19:28,735 --> 01:19:31,837
I'm done with the rings,
done with the ropes,
1418
01:19:31,838 --> 01:19:33,139
done with the doves.
1419
01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:34,207
No offense, Ralph.
1420
01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:37,977
Finito all card tricks.
1421
01:19:37,978 --> 01:19:40,880
- I think it's brave of
you to quit like that.
1422
01:19:40,881 --> 01:19:43,415
- We'll see how brave
I am in two months.
1423
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,284
Is that why you stayed?
To tell me that?
1424
01:19:45,285 --> 01:19:48,154
- Partly. It's just,
you ever hear that joke?
1425
01:19:48,155 --> 01:19:49,455
What joke?
1426
01:19:49,456 --> 01:19:50,956
- You know.
1427
01:19:50,957 --> 01:19:52,558
Who do you have to fuck to
get out of the business?
1428
01:19:52,559 --> 01:19:54,493
- What business?
1429
01:19:54,494 --> 01:19:55,495
- Any business.
1430
01:19:57,764 --> 01:20:00,699
- Okay, is there a
punchline to this joke?
1431
01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:02,235
- No. That is the joke.
1432
01:20:03,436 --> 01:20:05,404
Who do you have to,
you know, to get...
1433
01:20:05,405 --> 01:20:07,339
- To get out, who do you
have to fuck to get out, oh.
1434
01:20:07,340 --> 01:20:08,674
- Yeah.
1435
01:20:08,675 --> 01:20:09,509
- That's funny.
1436
01:20:10,911 --> 01:20:13,112
Could have used that one
in my routine tonight.
1437
01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:15,381
- Well, tonight you answered
that question for me.
1438
01:20:15,382 --> 01:20:16,415
- I did?
1439
01:20:16,416 --> 01:20:17,217
- Yeah.
1440
01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:19,486
The answer is, no one.
1441
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,720
You don't need to fuck anyone
1442
01:20:21,721 --> 01:20:23,256
to do what you know
you need to do.
1443
01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:26,660
- Glad to see I could help.
1444
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,396
- So where are you going?
1445
01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,331
- I dunno, New York maybe.
1446
01:20:32,332 --> 01:20:36,603
- No, I mean, where are
you going right now?
1447
01:20:38,038 --> 01:20:39,805
- You want to get a
drink or something?
1448
01:20:39,806 --> 01:20:40,774
- I wanna get dinner.
1449
01:20:41,908 --> 01:20:42,676
- You buying?
1450
01:20:44,311 --> 01:20:45,545
- How 'bout we go dutch?
1451
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:47,280
What's your name?
1452
01:20:48,949 --> 01:20:51,151
- Can't you read? It's
Magno the Magnificent.
1453
01:20:53,486 --> 01:20:54,254
Or Jack.
1454
01:20:56,423 --> 01:20:58,557
What's your name?
- Nancy.
1455
01:20:58,558 --> 01:21:01,361
- When I was a kid, I used to
have a crush on Nancy Drew.
1456
01:21:02,596 --> 01:21:05,130
- Hope I can live up
to your expectations.
1457
01:21:05,131 --> 01:21:06,832
You forget, I
am done with mystery.
1458
01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:09,902
And I have absolutely
no expectations.
1459
01:21:09,903 --> 01:21:13,473
As of tonight, I am a
blank slate. A tabula rasa.
1460
01:21:14,975 --> 01:21:17,409
- In that case, Jack, let's go.
1461
01:21:17,410 --> 01:21:18,778
I am starving.
1462
01:21:22,082 --> 01:21:24,116
- Don't get ahead of yourself.
1463
01:21:24,117 --> 01:21:25,819
- Right. Just dinner.
1464
01:21:37,797 --> 01:21:39,966
It's in case you get cold.
1465
01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:49,074
My God.
1466
01:21:49,075 --> 01:21:49,843
- What?
1467
01:21:51,811 --> 01:21:53,046
- What if it's a boy?
1468
01:22:13,767 --> 01:22:16,836
- That's it, come
on in, have a seat.
1469
01:22:18,271 --> 01:22:20,506
Where's the fucking chair,
get her a chair, goddammit!
1470
01:22:20,507 --> 01:22:21,740
That stupid bitch
moved the chair.
1471
01:22:21,741 --> 01:22:24,243
Somebody ought to nail
the fucking thing down!
1472
01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:26,011
Why don't you make yourself
useful and get me a cappuccino!
1473
01:22:26,012 --> 01:22:28,747
Make sure it's hot, the
last one, fucking cold.
1474
01:22:28,748 --> 01:22:29,582
Hot!
1475
01:22:31,184 --> 01:22:32,418
Yes!
1476
01:22:32,419 --> 01:22:34,687
Your agent sent me your resume.
1477
01:22:34,688 --> 01:22:36,189
Where's the fucking resume?
1478
01:22:39,826 --> 01:22:41,226
You're very beautiful.
1479
01:22:41,227 --> 01:22:42,695
You must get a lot of
compliments around this town.
1480
01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:44,663
Lots of attention.
How tall are you?
1481
01:22:44,664 --> 01:22:48,000
Now with heels on, you're
quite, well, quite statuesque.
1482
01:22:48,001 --> 01:22:49,435
Of course, you know this
could be a slight problem
1483
01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:51,270
with our star.
1484
01:22:51,271 --> 01:22:53,505
He's a bit, well, short.
1485
01:22:53,506 --> 01:22:55,174
Practically a dwarf
in comparison to you.
1486
01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:56,675
On the other hand,
1487
01:22:56,676 --> 01:22:58,210
the scene is mostly of a
lying down nature, isn't it?
1488
01:22:58,211 --> 01:23:02,349
We'll just put a pin in the
whole, height issue, shall we?
1489
01:23:04,918 --> 01:23:07,087
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1490
01:23:17,697 --> 01:23:18,964
Beautiful dress you have on.
1491
01:23:18,965 --> 01:23:20,666
Very elegant. Shows off
your legs quite nicely.
1492
01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:21,800
Is that your own hair?
1493
01:23:21,801 --> 01:23:23,168
I hope you don't mind my asking,
1494
01:23:23,169 --> 01:23:25,137
just these days with extensions,
you can't really tell.
1495
01:23:31,544 --> 01:23:32,379
Hello?
1496
01:23:34,047 --> 01:23:35,047
Mother?
1497
01:23:35,048 --> 01:23:35,982
Yes.
1498
01:23:35,983 --> 01:23:38,218
Listen, can I call you back?
1499
01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:46,825
I'm in the middle
of working, mother.
1500
01:23:46,826 --> 01:23:48,661
I'll call you back, yes, yeah.
1501
01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:53,566
Yeah, yes, love
you too... Good-bye.
1502
01:24:01,441 --> 01:24:04,210
Well, let's have
you read, shall we?
1503
01:24:08,615 --> 01:24:10,750
- How far do you
wanna take this?
1504
01:24:12,519 --> 01:24:13,353
- Excuse me?
1505
01:24:14,287 --> 01:24:15,888
- The director thing.
1506
01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:17,557
That's cool, very cool.
1507
01:24:21,761 --> 01:24:26,766
Mr. Director, oh, I really,
really want this role.
1508
01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:37,710
- You are an
actress, aren't you?
1509
01:24:41,381 --> 01:24:43,049
- You did call
Grace, didn't you?
1510
01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:49,456
- Grace is your, uh... manager?
1511
01:24:53,393 --> 01:24:55,728
- Oh, I am really, really sorry.
1512
01:24:57,130 --> 01:25:00,567
There's no charge.
There'll be no charge.
1513
01:25:03,136 --> 01:25:07,574
- Actually, you really could be.
1514
01:25:10,810 --> 01:25:11,644
- Yes?
1515
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:16,649
- Do you have any
problem with nudity?
1516
01:25:25,892 --> 01:25:26,993
- No problem.
1517
01:25:28,628 --> 01:25:29,562
No problem.
1518
01:25:31,131 --> 01:25:33,165
No problem here.
1519
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:35,034
Oh, that'll cost you extra.
1520
01:25:36,302 --> 01:25:37,203
No problem.
1521
01:25:38,271 --> 01:25:39,339
I can handle it.
1522
01:25:44,210 --> 01:25:47,213
- Well, um, we could
meet up over there?
1523
01:25:50,783 --> 01:25:53,653
Say, after the day's
over, at my place,
1524
01:25:54,888 --> 01:25:57,222
learn a bit more about the role.
1525
01:25:57,223 --> 01:25:58,924
And you, I mean,
1526
01:25:58,925 --> 01:26:01,894
you really are quite
right for the part,
1527
01:26:01,895 --> 01:26:04,496
I just really would
need to read you.
1528
01:26:04,497 --> 01:26:08,100
I mean have you read something
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