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[WHIRRING ON TV]
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Touch that remote
and I'll use you for a scratching post.
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You threatening me, cat?
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Sounds like it, Kinkle.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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Sweet victory.
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No one.
No one is taking this away from me.
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Thanks, Harvey.
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Hurry up.
It's time for National Superstars.
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Coming through.
National Superstars is about to start.
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Did I miss anything?
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[ALL SIGH]
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Does it matter
that I was just watching TV?
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Were you gonna watch
National Superstars?
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- No.
- Then it doesn't matter.
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This is the finale.
Clay's gonna sing against Tanya.
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Oh, I wouldn't mind making
a little dreidel out of Clay.
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I just love watching
someone's dreams coming true
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right before our eyes.
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I love the public humiliation.
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I love the fashion horror show.
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[UPBEAT ROCK THEME PLAYING]
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That's it?
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Nobody has a story idea?
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Well, Annie,
it's been kind of a slow week.
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I mean, no rappers got arrested,
no movie stars were hospitalized
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for "exhaustion."
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Come on, a new trend, a new band.
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There must be a story
we haven't done.
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Okay,
last night on National Superstars
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which I only watched
because my roommates made me,
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they announced they're gonna do
their next show in Boston.
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Maybe we could do a story on that.
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- That show is so lame.
- Yeah.
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Come on.
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Seriously, I cannot believe
people watch that junk.
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There's no way
Clay should have won, okay?
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Tanya was so much better.
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Tanya is hot.
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Rosie O'Donnell hot.
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Okay, you all got to get a life,
all right?
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Clay rocks.
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Okay, great story idea, can't do it.
Absolutely no reporters allowed.
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Well, what if I hide my little hat
that says "press"?
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No reporters allowed?
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Uh, what's the big deal?
It's not like it's a crime scene.
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Well, except when Tanya murdered
"My Heart Will Go On."
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Great story idea.
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Between you and me, it's been a
dream to be on National Superstars.
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I sing the hell
out of "Lady Marmalade."
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That's it.
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I'll enter undercover as a contestant.
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That way there's nothing stopping me
from getting a great story.
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Well, except abject fear.
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Well, you probably
wouldn't be so afraid
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if you had a, uh, partner in crime?
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- I see where you're going, Leonard.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Know what? I'll call Roxie and Morgan
and see if they wanna do it with me.
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Yeah, they'll get a kick out of it
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and I'll have two more contestants
to interview. Ha, ha.
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- Thanks, Leonard.
- Fine.
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You can have my dream,
but you're not getting my costume.
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As we prepare for our
National Superstars audition,
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the air is full of tension, excitement,
and cheap hairspray.
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Not to mention people who
aren't reporters talking into their hand.
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I know we're kind of being used
to further your career,
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but this is the best way
I have been used in years.
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- Yeah, thanks for forcing us to do this.
- No problem.
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You know, it really
means a lot to have you guys here.
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I don't think I could do this alone.
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You really are the best pals
a gal ever had.
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That's our name. Gal Palz.
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But with a Z.
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Okay, as long as I don't have
to change my name to Zabrina.
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I know we're not here to win,
but that guy's really good.
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Yeah, he's all right.
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You know, if you like rhythm
and perfect pitch.
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But does his name have a Z in it?
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- Thank you, Zeke.
- Thank you.
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All these people are really good.
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Usually, there's at least
one act that stinks.
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- Uh-oh.
- I didn't think this through.
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If we sing, people are gonna be
celebrating our public humiliation.
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And I've never won a contest
where I wasn't wearing a bikini.
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I got a lot of flak from the other kids
in the spelling bee for that.
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But, guys, guys, wait,
I mean, you can't back out now.
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But, I'm so nervous,
I think my throat's closing up.
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- I gotta get out of here.
- Me too.
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Oh, nothing's ever easy.
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We're next to singNo time to debate
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Send me magic lozengesSo our voices sound great
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Wow,
"Aunt Lorraine's Talent Lozenges.
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Now with 25 percent more talent."
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Guys, wait, look.
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Win or lose,
it'll be fun if we do it together.
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You know,
you just have pre-audition jitters.
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Why don't we all relax
and take a lozenge.
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I don't think a simple lozenge
is gonna...
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Whoa, this does feel good.
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Is this honey lemon,
because I don't really...
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Oh, eat it.
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[ALL SIGH]
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[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
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And now,
welcome our next contestants
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to the National Superstars
auditions.
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Gal Palz.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Ladies.
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ALL [SINGING]:
No, you're never gonna get it
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Ow!
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Never ever gonna get it
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No, not this time
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No, you're never gonna get it
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My love
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Never ever gonna get it
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Ah, ah, ah
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So maybe next timeYou give your woman a little respect
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So you won't be hearing her sayNo way
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No you're never gonna get it
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Sweet lovin'
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- Never ever gonna get it
- Sweet lovin'
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- No, you're never ever gonna get it
- My lovin'
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Never ever gonna get it
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Ooh, bop
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[CHEERING]
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Fantastic. Nice job.
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We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back after this.
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Good job.
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Is it me,
or did we actually sound decent?
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Decent? We rocked.
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Wow, you guys sounded amazing.
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Which is weird, because I've heard
the three of you sing in the car.
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To be honest,
I thought it was engine trouble.
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Well, we practiced, and you know,
this place has really good acoustics.
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Plus, we may have taken
some magic lozenges.
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So you really thought
we were good?
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- Magic lozenges?
- Well, it was an emergency.
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You know, Roxie and Morgan
were gonna bail on me
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and I wouldn't have an article.
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Plus, I did have a little tickle.
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Here, you can have them.
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See, all through. No harm done.
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Sabrina, we're in.
We're semi-finalists.
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- What?
- They just announced it.
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- Come on.
- This wasn't supposed to happen.
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I have what I need for my article.
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How's my hair?
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"Warning.
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Excess exposure to limelight
may have adverse effects."
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Adverse effects?
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SABRINA:
Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, without you people,we're nothing. Ha, ha.
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No, without these you're nothing.
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Can you believe that we have hair
and makeup appointments at 10?
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I didn't even call until last night.
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Well, being famous
means no waiting.
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You know, it's too bad
none of us needs a kidney.
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Hey, did you guys know there's
someone going through your trash?
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Well, Harvey,
we are kind of famous.
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I mean everybody wants
their Gal Palz souvenirs.
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Everything we touch turns to money.
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Hurry up. We're gonna be late.
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Aren't you guys going to work?
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ROXIE:
I'm taking a leave of absence.
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They were very understanding.
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Of course,
when our record hits number one,
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I'll blow off that dead-end job
like a doublewide in Kansas.
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And if I had a job to quit,
I'd blow it off too.
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Ooh.
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Get job. Quit.
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And this is my job, remember?
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I'm doing a story here.
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This isn't about the fame or the glory,
or...
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[CAR HONKING]
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Limo's here. Gotta go.
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Hey, wait, wait.
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We need to talk about you
and these lozenges
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and this little warning label.
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Look, just leave any of your concerns
on my machine, okay?
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[SQUEALS]
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Why are you just sitting there?
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Can't you see
that something's wrong?
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All I see is a couple of girls
enjoying their moment in the sun.
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And it being rained on
by some Harvey downer.
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Well, I guess a little fame
isn't such a bad thing.
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It gives them a little boost.
A little thrill.
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And gives us a lot of cash.
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Now, I'll hop on eBay,
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you go cut their sheets
into one inch squares.
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[CHEERING]
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And now,
the moment all of America,
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including Puerto Rico and Guam,
has been waiting for.
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Who will be
the two National Superstar finalists?
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For some, the dream will end here.
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Morgan, wanna explain that shimmy
you did at the end of our number?
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Yeah, what was that?
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You looked like Tina Turner
having a seizure.
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And Roxie, what's with you standing
in front of me during my close-up?
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She had to.
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We thought you were
gonna French kiss the camera.
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Here it is.
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Our National Superstar
finalists are...
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Zeke Tyler.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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Thank you.
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Oh, please.
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- Pity vote.
- It's all about his hair.
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And our other finalist is...
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[DRUM ROLL PLAYING]
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Or should I say are.
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Gal Palz.
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Ladies, congratulations.
We all know you're good friends.
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But did you ever dream
you would make it this far as singers?
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- No, actually, I just wanna say that...
- Not in a million years.
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Not unless it was as a solo act.
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[CROWD LAUGH]
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Which might happen
sooner than you think.
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Mr. Colin, I always believed
I would make it in music.
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If I could just find the right singers
to back up my voice.
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Hello? They might wanna hear
what the blonde has to say.
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After all, I'm the one
who started this singing group.
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Well, let the blonde say
what she wants.
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- She always does.
- Yes, you always do.
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Even though, based on our fan mail,
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people seem to be a bit more
interested in the redhead
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then they are in the blonde.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Don't walk away from me.
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You can't do this without me.
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I pick the songs.
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I arrange them, and I drove.
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SALEM [ON PA]: And to the right isthe couch where the Gal Palz kick back
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and watch the tubeas they sip their favorite libation,
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strawberry smoothies,available in the kitchen for 3.95.
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What is all the racket?
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I mean, can't someone get a little
peace and quiet around here
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while they recharge their creative...
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For the love of crying out loud.
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I'm sorry,
the help enters through the back door.
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Need the bathroom?
There's a Chevron on the corner.
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SALEM: And there's someof that sassy Sabrina spirit
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we've all come to love.
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Salem, what are you doing?
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Cashing in, Your Diva-ness.
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These people aren't the help.
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They're paying customers,
tourists, your fans.
247
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,820
The little people.
Oh, thank you all so much for coming.
248
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,190
I love all of you like family.
249
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,696
Now, exit through the kitchen
and try not to touch anything.
250
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,858
Bye-bye.
I'm glad I can make your day.
251
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,527
Oh, who am I kidding? Your life.
252
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,071
Oh, and where do you two think
you're going?
253
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,766
If you think that I'm spending
one more minute in this house
254
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,402
after your scene-stealing tantrum
last night, think again.
255
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,414
I am not
the wind beneath your wings.
256
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,484
I am a star in my own right.
257
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,477
In your own mind.
258
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,723
This whole suburban granny's house
thing is so not Roxie King.
259
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:46,957
It's frumpy, it's dated, it's drab,
but it works for you. Ciao.
260
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,430
Fine. You know what?
261
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,968
You two just saved me the trouble
of having to throw the two of you out.
262
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,605
Thanks for getting the door.
263
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,434
It's in your future. Get used to it.
264
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,242
I'm off to my photo shoot at Scorch.
265
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,434
[CAR HONKS]
266
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,273
Oh, look, there's my limo now.
267
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,641
What do you mean your limo?
268
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,282
And what do you mean
your photo shoot?
269
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,344
Oh, it's the black limo.
270
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,716
You take it, Roxie.
It's more slimming.
271
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:13,820
Unh! I want a limo.
272
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:17,190
Hey, what's going on?
I had to pay $15 to get in here.
273
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,957
SALEM [ON PA]:
For an extra 5, you can see the car
274
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,394
and rub the cat's tummy.
275
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,591
Can it, Salem.
276
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:24,065
I have to talk to you.
277
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:27,967
I tried to catch you last night,
but I couldn't keep up with your limo.
278
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,370
Oh, was that you
banging on the trunk?
279
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,942
Look, Harvey, I have no time, okay?
280
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,636
I have to volumize my hair
and launch a solo career before lunch.
281
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,339
Ha, ha, ha. Like I eat lunch anymore.
282
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,212
Would you quit the diva act
for two seconds and listen?
283
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,581
Look, on the lozenge box it says:
284
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:46,316
"Exposure to limelight
may have adverse effects."
285
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,154
What? It's not like I'm gonna be
operating heavy machinery.
286
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,796
Don't you get it?
These are adverse effects.
287
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:56,060
All this fame is making you act
like some kind of egotistical movie star.
288
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,361
Really? Which one?
289
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,401
Because I get Meg Ryan a lot.
290
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,239
I didn't wanna have to do this,
but you leave me no choice.
291
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,436
This is last night's show.
292
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,705
Don't walk away from me.You can't do this without me.
293
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:09,905
I pick the songs.
294
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,208
I arrange...
295
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,284
Oh, my gosh. I was so ugly.
296
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,217
Yeah.
You really did look like a witch.
297
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,887
I am out of control.
298
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,926
Did I really call Roxie and Morgan
no-talent hacks?
299
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,995
If only you'd been that nice.
300
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,725
Maybe I need to check you
into some kind of diva detox center.
301
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,768
No, no, now that I know
what's going on, I can handle it.
302
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:35,668
I just have to stay out of the limelight
and pull Roxie and Morgan out of it too
303
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,309
before it completely destroys
our friendship.
304
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:39,501
Come on, I'll drive.
305
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,570
It can't always be a limo.
306
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,417
You're right. Right.
307
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,577
But I'm riding in the back
and you're wearing a hat.
308
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,818
So, uh, how do you rate
your competition in the finals?
309
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,324
Oh, please.
310
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:59,430
Roxie has two left feet
and Sabrina you'd think had three.
311
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,463
I meant the other finalists.
312
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,828
[CAMERA CLICKS]
313
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,726
All right, Roxie, I think we're done.
314
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,769
Done? We haven't even started.
315
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:10,136
We've only shot coy Roxie
and pouty Roxie.
316
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:15,975
My fans deserve to see
serious Roxie and sporty Roxie.
317
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,749
I got a Roxie I'd like to show them.
318
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,112
Autopsy Roxie.
319
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,052
Oh, finally, the last of our divas
has arrived.
320
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,216
I'm assuming you'll want your own hair
and makeup people and bottled water.
321
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,385
No, no, no.
It's just me, Sabrina.
322
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:31,654
Lowly little Sabrina.
323
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,764
I came to talk to my friends
and get out of here.
324
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,525
Morgan, come on, we're leaving.
325
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,726
First of all,
I am not even talking to you.
326
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,303
Second of all, everything has to be
booked through my manager.
327
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,532
And third of all, my manager
isn't talking to you either.
328
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,767
Morgan, listen to me.
329
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,107
We've got to get out of the limelight.
It's destroying us and our friendship.
330
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,043
I mean, who cares about fame
and fortune
331
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,183
and our faces pasted on billboards?
332
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,717
Uh, let me see. I do.
333
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,583
Excuse me. Can I take
a couple of pictures of you guys?
334
00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,316
No, no, no.
No pictures, no flashes, no fawning.
335
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,090
Not until I finish my makeup.
336
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,752
Oh, no. It's happening.
337
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,864
Must resist the limelight.
338
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,932
Stop. And you have to too, Morgan.
339
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,001
Right, I've never resisted anything.
340
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,330
Click away, shutterbug.
341
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,062
Are you taking photos without me?
342
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,399
I know what's going on.
343
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,269
You're trying to force me
out of the group.
344
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,468
No, no, no.
I'm trying to force you out the door.
345
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,237
Okay, all this fame
has gone to our heads
346
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,108
and we've become
awful ugly people.
347
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,615
Speak for yourself, Spellman.
My photos turned out great.
348
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,652
Guys, if you remember anything about
our friendship, you'll remember that
349
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,382
I'm the one who started this group.
350
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,253
Ooh. Oh. No.
351
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,087
Must protect my friends.
352
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,456
Friends are fleeting.
Fans are forever.
353
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,723
No, no, must stop.
354
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,264
Must be real person.
355
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,765
As soon as I finish this roll.
356
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,497
Love me, love me, love me.
357
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,107
Sorry, Sabrina,
I finally found a parking...
358
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,435
Oh, no.
359
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,003
All right.
We gotta get you out of here.
360
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,205
Apparently, you're not as strong
as you thought you were.
361
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,544
Oh, neither am I.
362
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:01,843
What am I gonna do?
363
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,512
I mean, I can't spend the rest of my life
locked in this house.
364
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,749
For one thing,
we're almost out of Fudgesicles.
365
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,723
It's hard to believe that something
billed as cool and refreshing
366
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,863
can be so dark and destructive.
367
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,225
Well, you can throw those away.
368
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,492
I mean, they're the reason
I got into this whole mess.
369
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,696
I want to give Aunt Lorraine
a piece of my...
370
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,098
Wait a minute. That's it.
371
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,967
I gotta get to the source
of my problem.
372
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,402
Aunt Lorraine,
when your throat's a pain.
373
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,636
Listen, Lorraine.
374
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,508
I've had a real problem
with your lozenges.
375
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:33,173
Whatever your problem is,
there was a warning label.
376
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,376
Here's a warning:
377
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,453
If you don't help me,
I'll twist your bun off.
378
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:41,059
LORRAINE:
Hey, you're Sabrina from Gal Palz.
379
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:45,492
Listen, the guys in marketing say
I'm scaring off the kids.
380
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,258
How would you like to be
our new spokesperson?
381
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:49,658
Me?
382
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,860
Well, I have always wanted to do
endorsements.
383
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,527
And then, of course, directing.
384
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,832
- Diva alert.
- Thanks.
385
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,375
Look, Raspy, just give me the antidote
that will make this all go away.
386
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,537
Sorry, kid.
I just gave you a little talent.
387
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,877
The media and the public made you
what you are today.
388
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:10,215
- Bitter, hateful, self-centered.
- Okay, we know what the problem is.
389
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,983
And only they can tear you down.
390
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,487
- What did she mean tear you down?
- Who knows?
391
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,824
She probably meant that society loves
to build people up
392
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,022
and then tear them down.
393
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,962
That's it.
We just need to be torn down.
394
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:25,927
Okay.
395
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,903
Gal Palz needs a scandal.
396
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,135
Zeke Tyler.
397
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,802
Zeke, well done.
398
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,711
And now,
let's welcome our last finalist.
399
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,250
Gal Palz.
400
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,912
[APPLAUSE]
401
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,787
Ladies, this is it.
402
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,360
This is your big...
403
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,259
Has someone come down
with a sudden case of stage fright?
404
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,634
Nope, I'd just rather stay over here
out of the limelight.
405
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,032
Out of the limelight?
406
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,298
This is what it's all about.
407
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,101
What is wrong with you?
408
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,271
Colin, I have to come clean.
409
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,309
I broke the rules of this contest.
410
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,449
I'm a reporter for Scorch Magazine.
411
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,641
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
412
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,910
[MURMURING]
413
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,988
I posed as a contestant to get a story
and I dragged my friends into it.
414
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,419
I'm really sorry.
415
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,585
Well, I'm sorry.
416
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,858
Because that means
Gal Palz is disqualified.
417
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,097
[CROWD MURMURING]
418
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:35,036
Which means the winner
is Zeke Tyler.
419
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,265
Come on up here, Zeke.
420
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,345
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Zeke, Zeke!
421
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,078
How could you?
422
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,082
You've ruined everything.
423
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,813
I didn't ruin everything.
I saved something.
424
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,183
Our friendship?
425
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,519
Look, I had to destroy Gal Palz
with a Z
426
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,288
so that girlfriends with an S
could survive.
427
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,393
Oh, my God. It's really over.
428
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,569
It's like we don't matter anymore.
429
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,465
But you guys matter to me.
430
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,402
And believe me, there was a time
when I completely forgot that.
431
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,011
You know, I got so wrapped up
in my solo act, my acting career,
432
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,146
my fragrance.
433
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,804
Now, stay on track.
434
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,450
I'm not saying
it's bad to be a nobody.
435
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,985
And actually it feels kind of good
to be a normal person.
436
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,919
Oh, Roxie, you'll never be normal.
437
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,685
So you guys are okay with this?
438
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,554
Just going back to being
three regular girls
439
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,252
living in a granny house
in the suburbs?
440
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:35,196
- No limos, no adoring fans, no perks.
- Except for the best one of all.
441
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,196
Morgan, are you okay with this?
442
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,995
Yeah.
443
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,534
Is the no-limos part negotiable?
444
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,335
[ALL CHUCKLE]
445
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,118
Oh, Suzanne
is definitely gonna get the rose.
446
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,379
No way. Chad is so over her.
447
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,954
He's giving the rose to Cindy.
448
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,523
No, no, he's giving Cindy the boot.
It's gonna be Jennifer.
449
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,626
Hey, you know what?
450
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,853
I heard this show
is coming to Boston next week.
451
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:08,397
- Maybe we should...
- Turn off the TV.
452
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,061
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
453
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,205
ROXIE & MORGAN:
Sabrina!
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