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[Rhythmic Knocking]
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[Omar] Yo, Greg!
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[Greg Snoring]
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[TV CHATTER]
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[TV] Very well
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[They Argue On TV]
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-You're ready
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Damn, look at this fool here.
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[TV CHATTER]
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[TV CHATTER]
- Greg, wake up!
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[TV] You have to arrest all
of us
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[Greg Continues Snoring]
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[Key Clangs]
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[TV Turns Off]
- I was watching that!
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Omar, what the hell are you
doin' here, man?
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- We were supposed to play
basketball this morning, remember?
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- That was this morning?
- Yes!
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I've been calling you.
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And then Jarvis and Keith told
me they left you at the bar
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a little intoxicated, so we got
a little worried.
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What happened to your head?
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- Oh, um...
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It was a long night
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to say the least.
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- Mm...
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- Might've had a small, tiny
fender bender.
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Greg, were you driving drunk?
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- Look, LaQuisha has already
scolded me, OK, so I don't need to hear it from you.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa--
LaQuisha, Serena's friend?!
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- She... hooked me up
last night.
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- Hooked you up with what?
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- With medical attention and
a band-aid, Omar, is that OK with you?
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- So, all she hooked you up
was with a band-aid?
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- I ain't got time for this.
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Yo, you need--
- C'mon, you can tell me, Greg.
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You can tell me...
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- Omar, me and LaQuisha
are cool.
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She helped me out...
as a friend.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm only helping you because
I'm legally obligated
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to make sure that you're stable
as a licensed practitioner
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so I don't get sued.
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You understand?
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- Is there a site I can
leave you a review at, a Yelp for nurses?
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[Low Hip-Hop Music]
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You know how many drunk driving
victims I see in the hospital every damn day
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because of people like you?
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- That's why I came here
and not the hospital.
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I ain't want to be
like those people.
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- It's not a game, Greg.
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And it's usually the drunkie
who walks away after killing someone!
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- I know, I know!
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I didn't know how
faded I really was.
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It won't happen again.
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- It better not.
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- But you could've warned me
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that she was seeing someone.
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- Well, that's what happens
when you pop up unannounced.
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- I wanted to see her.
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Talk to her.
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- Look...
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Serena, she's sensitive, OK?
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Her last relationship was with
her high school sweetheart.
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They were together ten years.
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And he never married her.
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She felt like she
wasted her time.
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She didn't want the same thing
to happen with you.
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[He Sighs]
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That's a hell of a night.
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[Greg Sighs]
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- Me and Serena are done.
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For good.
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You and Naomi are officially
couple goals now.
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- I hate that.
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I mean, couples only project
what they want people to see.
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- OK, alright, well make me
feel better then.
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What issues do y'all have?
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- Naomi has been harassing me
about going back to church with her and Caleb.
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It's annoying!
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- That's it?
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T-T-That's...
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Oh, my God, man...
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- Greg, you can not get me to
buy into organized religion, man.
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Now, you show me a church
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I'll show you gossipers,
hustlers and pimps.
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- Oh, hell no!
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Now, I don't need lightning
striking my house now.
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You gotta go, man.
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You gotta go!
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- I was leaving anyway.
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- Oh, that's how you feel?
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Come on, let's go. Yeah.
- Anyway!
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[Door Alarm Beeps]
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Oh! By the way,
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so the principal at my son's
school is looking for a new maintenance man.
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Right up your alley!
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I'd reach out if I were you.
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- Yeah.
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I can do that.
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- But before you do that,
you gotta clean this up.
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Pizza, bottles? C'mon, what
would Serena say?
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- Do you pay rent here?
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- It doesn't matter, man.
- Exactly!
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- I taught you better than this.
- Let's go.
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Let's go.
- Get your life together please!
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- Omar, you big but I'll fold
you up, alright?
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- Yeah, clean off that table!
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["Falling" by Alexa
Beckmann-Hawksley Plays]
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* Now in love with somebody new
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* She don't respect you
like I do... *
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[Keith] Wow!
[Jackee Laughs]
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What did I do to deserve this?
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- Oh, this ain't for you.
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- No?!
- Nah, I was doin' this anyway.
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[They Laugh]
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No, I like to come out here
once a week.
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Vibe out, write a little poetry.
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Wow, those sandwiches
look gourmet!
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- Hmm, I'm no slouch in
the kitchen now.
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- I see.
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- Oh, and I see you brought
the wine!
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- Yes.
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A delicious blend from
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[In British Accent] infamous
connoisseur Earl Stevens.
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AKA, E-40.
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[Jackee Laughs]
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- There you are.
- [Normal Voice] You know, um...
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I've never actually had
a picnic before.
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- Really?
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- Really, like...
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I mean, I've done like barbecues
in the park with like pork and beans but
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this is like...
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- How you see it in the movies?
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- Exactly. Cheers!
- Yeah.
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[She Laughs]
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[Both] Mm...
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[She Sighs]
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I love nature.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I love food.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And I love people-watching.
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- OK.
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First date.
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They met online.
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But, uh...
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She's not that into him,
you know?
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- That's the side chick.
- (laughs) Oh, no!
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And he just told her
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that he cannot see her anymore.
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- Really?
- This is Atlanta, right?
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- That's true.
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- Side chick capital
of the world!
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- This is true.
[She Laughs]
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I mean, nowadays, women play
the game better than most men.
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- Oh, that sounded like it came
from personal experience.
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- Yeah, I've been known to wear
my heart on my sleeve.
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[He Chuckles]
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Same.
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I try to be on demon time but...
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I don't know, I care too much
for people.
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So, I can't do it.
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- My mom always says,
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"Keith, you should
never change." But...
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(chuckles) I don't know, I'm...
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...starting to feel like she
gave me the wrong advice!
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So, let me guess.
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It was just you and your mom,
only child.
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Is it that obvious?
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Yeah, well, most emotionally
available men
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were raised by single mothers.
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- Hmm.
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You know, I'd actually have to
respectfully disagree.
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Oh!
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OK, this our first disagreement!
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[He Laughs]
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I'm gonna sit my wine
and listen.
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- I just feel like
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most men who have a strong
father figure,
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they're able to balance the
emotion with the logic
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but, I mean, as for me,
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being emotionally available
hasn't really worked out that well
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with women lately.
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Well...
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It's a turn on for me.
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[Upbeat R&B Music Plays]
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[He Sighs]
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Well then let me find something
to cry about right now!
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I mean...
[She Laughs]
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I can go full Michael Jordan
meme right now.
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- Yeah, let's not do that.
- No?
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- Don't do that.
- Is that too much emotion?
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- Absolutely, yes!
- OK.
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[School bell rings]
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It says here you did Uber,
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security, and sold Herbalife.
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- Yeah, I have a very rich
and diverse work history.
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- None of which has any
experience with maintenance
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or electrical work.
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- Well, you know, I've been
doing handyman work my whole life.
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Whenever any of my friends need
anything done around the house,
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they always call me. So...
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- Mm-hmm.
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And you have a Bachelor's
from Atlanta Tech.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Yup.
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- The kids here can be
very extra
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so I'm just warning you.
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(laughs) I'm really
good with kids
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so it's not an issue.
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- Alright, that's good to know.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Um...
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Everything aside, ma'am,
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I know I don't have the
credentials or resume like other electricians.
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But I can do the job.
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You know, I'm really good with
my hands whether it's electrical or hardware.
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You name it.
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I need this job.
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I appreciate your passion.
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I really do.
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But I have to justify this hire.
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So...
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how about we start with
Room 2B?
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Yeah, the lights in there,
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the, like, tube lights...
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- The fluorescents?
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- Yeah, the fluorescents.
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Um, you work on that outage
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and then we'll just
take it from there.
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See how it goes.
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- OK.
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- Sound good?
- Sounds great.
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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Alright, let's do it.
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Today?
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Mr. Johnson.
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[R&B Music Plays]
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- So...
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I know we met a few weeks back.
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We were able to meet with
our board members and, um,
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we have the green light to move
forward with the investment
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in Lightyear Capsule.
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[He Gasps]
[They Laugh]
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Wow.
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- It's quite alright,
let it out.
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[Frank Laughs]
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Is there anything you need
from us?
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- Well, a blank check with your
signature should take care of everything!
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[They Laugh]
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Of course, there's
a caveat, um...
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Your business plan is asking
for $1.5 million.
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We don't equate the value of
your app that high.
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- But the app has
so much potential.
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If we operated only on potential
when we make investments,
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we'd be broke.
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No offense.
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So, what's the offer?
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- Harry here thinks we should do
750K for 40% but, uh,
260
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,864
I like you guys.
261
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,400
I'd be willing to do 1 million
for 49%
262
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,835
giving you the lion's share.
263
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,904
- Frank is the risk taker.
264
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:39,773
[Omar Sighs]
265
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,543
Well, I think Tyler and I can
agree that this is an incredible opportunity.
266
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,780
We've been developing this app
for seven years.
267
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,117
I think it's going to be
a great partnership,
268
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:53,253
and I think we're going to make
a lot of money together.
269
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,421
[They Laugh]
270
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,957
Omar, Tyler.
271
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,292
Congratulations, fellas.
272
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,728
We're in business.
273
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,963
[Triumphant Hip-Hop Plays]
274
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,633
- Of course, there is some
paperwork that will need to be filled out.
275
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,469
Credit scores, background
check, etc.
276
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,706
But after that, we can swing by
with the check
277
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,743
for the first 25%.
278
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,111
Sounds good!
279
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,046
[They Laugh]
280
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,048
- Congratulations.
- Thank you!
281
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,549
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you.
282
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,616
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
283
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,752
- Congratulations, Omar.
- Thank you.
284
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,988
[Greg Sighs]
285
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,793
[Electricity Crackles]
286
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,194
Damn!
287
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,997
[He Sighs]
288
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,199
[He Exhales]
289
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,838
[Video] How's it goin' you guys?
It's Scott with "Everyday Home Repairs"
290
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,573
and today I'm literally going
to show you...
291
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,640
- Hey!
292
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,476
- Oh!
[Video Stops]
293
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,845
Hey!
- Just came to check on you.
294
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,046
How's it goin'?
295
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,183
- Yeah, I'm just diving in.
296
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,787
I had to identify how your
electrical system is set up.
297
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,754
Everyone's different.
298
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:01,521
[He Chuckles]
299
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,223
[Video] It might sound easy,
300
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,993
but if you haven't dealt with
a fluorescent light fixture before
301
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,761
it can be a little
bit confusing.
302
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:10,697
Everything from removing the
cover to getting the light--
303
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,731
[Video Stops]
304
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,501
Sorry about that.
305
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,368
- It's OK.
306
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,870
Sounds like you got it together.
307
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,737
[He Exhales]
308
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,573
I'm not gonna let you down,
Mrs. Brooks.
309
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,911
- It's Ms. Brooks.
310
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,179
Ms. Brooks.
311
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,147
Got it.
312
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,784
Well hey, look, I know you're
a very busy woman.
313
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,553
So, I appreciate you comin' down
to check on me.
314
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,055
- I'm just doin' my job.
315
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,023
- Oh.
316
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,259
I'll let you get back to it.
317
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,561
OK.
318
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,337
[Hip-Hop Song Plays]
319
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,179
Just five more years, Gene.
320
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,548
I got an email just this morning
321
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,151
from the social security
benefits, can you believe that?!
322
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,919
[Eugene Laughs]
Had me shook!
323
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,720
That soon, old man?
324
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,090
Yeah, you know,
time waits for no man.
325
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,325
You remember when we was
in high school and the teacher
326
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,761
asked you what you wanted
to be when you grew up?
327
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,997
And you said,
"I wanna be a pimp!"
328
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,665
[Gene Laughs]
I almost made it!
329
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,732
I almost.
330
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,568
You've done great for yourself.
331
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,104
After I retire, I'm gonna do it.
332
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,038
Do what?
333
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,075
Man, leave the United States
for the motherland!
334
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,609
Now, when did you decide that?
335
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,412
Listen man, I did that test that
tells you about your heritage,
336
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:36,683
and they found out
that I'm 61% Nigerian.
337
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,585
I tried some of that fufu,
338
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,187
and it was outstanding!
339
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,389
[Booker Slurps]
Well that explains that dashiki.
340
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,758
Now, you do know when they take
your DNA, they use it to solve old crimes.
341
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,795
So you ever robbed a bank,
it is bye-bye Booker!
342
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,464
The statue of limitation
is already up!
343
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,799
Now Booker,
stop fooling yourself.
344
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,601
You are not going anywhere!
345
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,569
I'm serious, man!
346
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,806
Don't you know that woman
that you introduced me to,
347
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,608
she changed my life!
348
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,376
I think she might be the one!
349
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,978
You talkin' about Sherry?
350
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,779
You just met her, man!
351
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,249
It's called manifesting!
352
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,284
All the young people
are doin' it!
353
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,487
Well then you know what?
Congratulations, man.
354
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,824
Hoo, thank you 'cause at least
now you'll stop harassing me about Val's friends
355
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,493
and stop tryin' to learn the
words to "Ciara's Prayer".
356
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,462
Oh, thank God.
I'll say amen to that!
357
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,663
- Amen!
- Whoo!
358
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,666
So if 61% of you is goin' back
to Nigeria,
359
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,002
when the 39% of you gonna give
me my money you owe me?
360
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,137
[Booker Chuckles]
361
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,005
It's goin' overseas, too!
362
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,041
[They Laugh]
363
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,514
There they go, there they go,
what's up, fellas?
364
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,182
Hey!
365
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,183
Dream team!
366
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,318
[Overlapping Chatter]
367
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,288
- What's up, big man?
What's up?
368
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,822
Y'all walk in like a boy band.
369
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,191
What are y'all, the Johnson 5?
370
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,525
[They Laugh]
371
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,527
As long as I'm Michael.
372
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,997
Come on, man.
You ain't even Tito!
373
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,598
[Jarvis] Uh, hey,
374
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,502
this is my wife's best friend's
husband, Kevin.
375
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,805
- Yeah, he's interested in
playing poker with us.
376
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,408
Now, you said anybody new
has to check in with you.
377
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,876
[Omar Laughs]
378
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,778
Hey, guys. Nice to meet you.
379
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:15,648
You know, any new player has to
go through a rigorous line of questioning
380
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,784
before being invited in,
I mean, we've been at this for a while.
381
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,353
We've got to be very careful
who we let in.
382
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,654
I understand.
383
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,290
How long you been playing?
384
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,892
Started off in college as a
hobby with my buddies
385
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,461
and, uh, got pretty
decent at it.
386
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,629
[Booker] Hmm.
387
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,498
Oh, college. OK.
388
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,234
My question is do you believe
in reparations?
389
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,369
- Don't answer that, OK?
You won't win.
390
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,006
I plead the fifth.
391
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,240
Just know...
392
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,543
I've learned and grown a lot
from my buddy Jarvis here.
393
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,845
- Ah, he just lookin' for that
cookout invite.
394
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,215
(scoffs) Won't be no food
by the time he get there!
395
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,084
[They Laugh]
- Hey, hey, forget the food.
396
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,253
I've got a serious question
for you, Kevin.
397
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,422
So, we got a tournament
next month.
398
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,624
What can I get you to drink?
399
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,592
You know because, uh,
400
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,930
we try to make sure that every
player has his drink of choice
401
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,265
at our tournament.
402
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,268
No, thanks. I don't really
drink when I play poker.
403
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,237
I'm easy-going!
[He Chuckles]
404
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,140
Just an unsweetened
iced tea, maybe.
405
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,309
- Mm, are you recovering?
406
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,146
That's very interesting, um...
407
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,648
Come to think of it,
408
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,317
I think our tournament's
all full.
409
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:29,122
But I will definitely let you
know if something opens up.
410
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,192
Oh, OK.
411
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,727
Uh, no worries!
[He Chuckles]
412
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,597
Yeah, uh, thanks anyway.
413
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,366
I'm gonna hit the bar, Jarvis.
414
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,533
- Yeah, OK.
415
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,702
[Stammers] Uh, yeah, listen.
Hey, I'll come with you.
416
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,504
Yeah, actually, I'm gonna
get some drinks.
417
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,574
[Omar] Well, um,
418
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,776
that was awkward.
419
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,711
I did not trust that guy as far
as I could throw him.
420
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,012
[Phone Chimes]
421
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,482
- Ooh, look at God!
422
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,818
My Nubian queen is checking
on her king!
423
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,987
I didn't know you were
dating somebody, Booker.
424
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,055
Congrats, man!
425
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,756
'Cause it was none
of your business, Greg!
426
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,991
[Eugene Laughs]
427
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,427
That's the problem with
you young g ! s
428
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,130
Puttin' all your business out
on social media.
429
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,165
You're supposed to keep it
between you and the Lord.
430
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,166
[They Laugh]
431
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,468
Hey, well I'm happy for you,
man, congrats!
432
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,969
Well, thank you, Keith.
433
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,006
But don't congratulate me.
Congratulate her.
434
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,141
'Cause I'm the prize!
435
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,276
- Oh, my...
[They Laugh]
436
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,345
Y'all did good.
437
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,479
- Good work.
438
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,780
- Goodnight!
439
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,518
Good job, Danni!
440
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,820
- Same, Kenya. Same, girl!
441
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,788
- Gosh!
442
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,358
Oh, that was a great turnout.
443
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,360
Well, I mean it could've been
a lot better.
444
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,763
But like I always say,
people just don't stay on code.
445
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,098
What do you mean?
446
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,101
Well, believe it or not,
447
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,837
there's folks online who think
we're out here wasting our time.
448
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,141
They feel like marching and
protesting is a thing of the past.
449
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,944
They're online trying to tell
you what you should and shouldn't be doing
450
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,546
when they ain't doing nothing!
451
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,013
- To each his own.
452
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,451
I just feel like we should be
attacking institutionalized racism
453
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,485
from all angles.
454
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,154
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, we fight over protesting,
455
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,222
we fight over marching,
we fight over boycotts.
456
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,558
We fight over a vaccine.
457
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,126
Which I still ain't getting!
458
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,861
And that's your choice...
459
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,697
[Danni Sighs]
You want me to walk you home?
460
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,865
Nah.
461
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,533
I'm only a few blocks away.
462
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,101
You sure?
463
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,836
Kenya...
[She Sighs]
464
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,039
[Electricity Crackles]
- Oh!
465
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,476
[Danni] Oh, I'm sure.
[Kenya Laughs]
466
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,378
Every woman should have one, OK?
467
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,846
Where did you even get that?!
468
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,014
Girl, Amazon.
469
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,283
$20.
470
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,218
- (laughs) Bye.
471
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,852
- Bye. Good work today!
472
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,053
- Good work!
473
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:43,690
[Kenya] That was good.
474
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,077
Yeah...
475
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,481
[She Sighs]
476
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,122
[Hums To Herself]
477
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,426
[Knocking Sounds]
478
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,461
[Sinister Music]
479
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,975
Hello?
480
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,924
I got a taser!
481
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,861
And I'm not afraid to use it!
482
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,152
[She Shrieks]
483
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,523
[Panting]
484
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,492
[Bangs On Door]
485
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,229
[Phone Ringing]
486
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,031
What's up, Danni?
487
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,965
What's goin' on?
488
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,767
(panting) Jarvis!
489
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,168
Somebody's in my house!
490
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,169
Wait, what?!
491
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,505
Someone's in my house!
492
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,307
- [Stammering] Lock the door,
I'm on my way!
493
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,040
Danni...
494
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,011
[Engine Revs]
495
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:50,717
[Omar] Hey, Unc!
496
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,018
[Eugene] Hey, nephew,
497
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,986
good to see you, man.
- Hey, yeah, I'm 'bout to roll out.
498
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,054
The fellas just left.
499
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,389
OK, you be careful.
500
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,257
Yeah, I will.
501
00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,992
Unc, I got a question.
502
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:00,893
[Eugene] Mm.
503
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,163
What was that all about
with Kevin?
504
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,965
- Ah, well you know.
505
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,868
I grew up rollin' dice
and counting cards
506
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,404
and there's one thing that
I read much better
507
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,172
than I do cards,
and that's people.
508
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,509
And I knew that that Kevin was
a poker shark the minute he sat down,
509
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,645
especially when he said
he don't drink when he plays.
510
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,479
Wait, what?
511
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,880
- No, no, no pro players,
512
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,482
they never drink when they play.
513
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,916
Like, they gotta keep a
sound mind.
514
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,719
But it was something else that
was off about that cat, man.
515
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:30,089
Like, he had his poker face on
even tonight.
516
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,359
Well, Jarvis had issues
with him before. - Mm-hmm.
517
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,693
They're trying to
smoothen out now.
518
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,495
Yeah, some things ain't
worth fixing, man.
519
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:36,696
- Yeah, yeah you right.
520
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,065
So, Unc, what you doin'
this weekend?
521
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,702
Well, uh, I gotta do honey-dos
with Aunt Val.
522
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,605
We'll probably go get some
plants or something...
523
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,007
- Oh, man, don't tell me you're
a plant dad now!
524
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,276
- You know how hard it is taking
care of some damn plants?
525
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,944
Unc, all you gotta do
is water the plants!
526
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,780
- Plants are the new puppies
for these women, man.
527
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,782
You've gotta water 'em with
plant food,
528
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,283
you gotta talk low to 'em.
529
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,885
- Oh, stop it, Unc. Stop it!
530
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,388
- See, your big, strong ass,
you don't know plants!
531
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,955
Plants have feelings, too.
532
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,056
[Omar Laughs]
533
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,292
OK, I'll take your word for it.
534
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,928
But listen, I'm taking Caleb
on a little nature retreat,
535
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,431
you know, just to connect,
guys weekend.
536
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,466
I'd love for you to roll, Unc.
537
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,369
Ah! So, it's that time already?
538
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,970
- Man, listen.
539
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,573
I mean, he's not doing anything
worse than what we were doing as teenagers
540
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,411
but, you know, his mom's a
little, you know, more--
541
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,445
- Caring?
542
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,480
She cares more, caring?!
- No, no, of course not!
543
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,181
Of course not.
[Eugene Laughs]
544
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,418
He just needs this
masculine energy.
545
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,586
- Well, I could be
convinced to go
546
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,423
but you know I got a rider.
Now, I ain't no diva or nothin'
547
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:40,427
but I'ma need some things.
I'ma need a bottle of VSOP,
548
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,796
and, um, peanut M&Ms,
all yellow.
549
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,298
If I see red, one red,
550
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:49,001
my ass is at home to take
care of them plants.
551
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,603
- You're gonna do
your nephew like that?
552
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,405
- Yes, yes!
553
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,973
- (sighs) All right, Unc.
554
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:54,774
- Alright.
555
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,108
Consider it done.
556
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,910
- My pleasure, can't wait!
557
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,146
I'ma see you in the woods
this weekend!
558
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,614
- I can't wait!
559
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,015
Can't wait.
560
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,183
In the woods.
561
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,152
Three Black people in the woods.
562
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,488
Oof! What could go wrong?
563
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,825
[Suspenseful Music]
564
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,695
[Door Knob Rattling]
565
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,064
[Rattling Continues]
566
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,366
[Door Bursts Open]
Danni, it's me, it's me!
567
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,034
It's me, it's me, it's me!
568
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,336
[Danni Panting]
It's me, it's Jarvis.
569
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,473
Give it, I got it. I got it.
570
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,307
Come here, I got you, I got you.
571
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,309
I got you. You OK?
572
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,711
- Jarvis, there was a man
in my house.
573
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,279
- OK, OK.
- There was a man in my house!
574
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,347
- I've got you, I've got you,
let's get out of here. Come on.
575
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,382
Let's go.
576
00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:40,982
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