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(WHAT IS LOVE PLAYING)
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Cindi. Hi!
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-You want me? Him?
-Me?
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-Me? Him?
-Me? Him?
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Not you!
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-You all right?
-You okay?
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Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey!
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Fine. Good.
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How you doing? All right. Hey.
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Oh! Fuck off.
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Good. All right. What's up?
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-Yeah, I'm good. How you doing?
-Doing good.
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All right. Hey.
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Excuse me.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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-Score!
-Score!
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-Very nice.
-Very nice.
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Nice job! (EXCLAIMING)
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Let's go. Right out this way.
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Right out this way.
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All right. Let's tackle
this little lady called night.
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Couldn't have said it any better.
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I broke the window again.
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Dad's gonna be pissed.
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Don't worry about it.
I'll just tell him you did it.
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But I didn't do it.
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I know.
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-I'm driving. Don't do that.
-Yeah, I know.
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Come on, get up, you punk!
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I can do it. I can jump.
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So, anyways, I'm standing there,
waiting to use the pay phone...
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Yeah, he was. Seriously.
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And this guy
who's on the phone turns around
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and tips his hat like this.
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And who do you think that guy was?
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Emilio Estevez!
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The mighty duck, man!
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-I swear to God! I was there!
-Of course you were.
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You were the one who yelled
the Breakfast Clubber's name.
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I was like, "Emilio!"
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DOUG: So, anyways...
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You guys want to make out or what?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
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Oh, man!
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Oh, shoot!
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-It was perfect that time.
-I know, I know.
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Four months of work for nothing.
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What's up?
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Did you know you were doing 50?
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Hottie cop likes you.
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You serious?
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You think she pulls over just anybody?
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Make a move.
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-What's up?
-Not much.
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Just giving you an $80 ticket.
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She is so into you.
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I want you to do me a favor.
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Whatever you say, T.J. Hooker.
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Please obey all posted speed limits.
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Have a good night.
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It's already been good
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now that you've served
and protected me.
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Way to go, my friend!
You got her badge number,
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plus a month from now
you got a date to meet her
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at the municipal state court.
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-Up top!
-Yeah!
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-Very nice!
-Oh!
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-What was the point of that?
-Sorry.
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(BEAUTIFUL LIFE PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Come next week,
I'm gonna take care of you.
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All right, man.
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Whoa!
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This is the Roxbury.
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No one gets in
unless you're on the list.
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-We're on the list.
-Yeah.
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-Names?
-Doug Butabi.
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Steve Butabi.
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You're brothers?
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No.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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-Man!
-Man!
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That's quite a joke.
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Doug is hilarious.
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Yeah, I know.
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Check this out.
You ever heard this one?
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You're not on the list,
so feel free to get in line.
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Right. Well...
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Is that...
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It is.
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DOUG: The king of 21 Jump Street.
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-Richard Grieco.
-Richard Grieco.
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(BOUNCER EXCLAIMS)
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-Excuse me.
-See you later, Grieco.
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Later, Richard!
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We're gonna go wait in line.
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Maybe we'll hang out later?
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There's no chance of that happening.
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Sounds good.
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You know what was wrong
with this place?
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It's tough to say,
considering we didn't get in.
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Exactly.
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They don't know how to properly
evaluate the incoming clientele.
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I thought we just didn't look
cool enough.
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Come on. You? You are a beautiful man.
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You know what we're gonna do
when we get our own club?
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-Get in?
-Yeah,
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but we're also gonna treat all
the outside wannabes
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just as well
as any legendary television star.
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That's pretty Roosevelt of you.
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That's just what I believe in.
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Want to dance?
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We're not in the club yet.
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Right. So, maybe when we get in.
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So I'm standing there
waiting to use the pay phone
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and this guy
who's on the phone turns around
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and tips his hat like this.
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And who do you think that guy was?
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Emilio Estevez!
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The mighty duck, man! I swear to God!
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I was like, "Emilio!"
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"Emilio!"
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"Emilio!"
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The club is closed, folks.
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Sorry.
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(WHERE DO YOU GO PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Nozzled you, my friend.
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Totally got me.
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(CHUCKLING)
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That was in my nose.
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You're an idiot.
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-Oh, yeah? You like it.
-Stop it.
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-You know you do.
-I don't like that.
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-Get off.
-You butt.
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Now wait. Watch it!
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Knock it off!
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Where's Mom?
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And who's this gorgeous
young hottie in the kitchen?
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Yeah, and why is she wearing
Mom's bathrobe?
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What do you think of my new chin?
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Is it better than last year's?
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(BARKING)
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Captain, Tennille, behave yourselves!
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Ah! Look who's gracing us
with their presence.
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-Who?
-Here, Dad.
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-What is this garbage?
-It's a health shake.
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It helps me balance my insulin
and hormone levels
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so I can hit my physical peak.
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Barbara, hurry. Get the video camera.
He's gonna hit his peak.
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Honey, if you're gonna hit your peak,
do it in your room.
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Oh, Mom, you're hilarious.
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That's so funny.
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Steve, in the store
in a half hour, okay?
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And wear something nice.
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Emily's back from school.
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Hey, Dad, I think
you're confusing Steve
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for someone
who gives a flying rat's ass.
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Flying rat's ass?
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That'd be wild to see.
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Steve, at the store in a half hour,
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and bring your
dancing monkey brother with you.
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(SCOFFS)
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(BOTH SCOFFING)
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(STAYING ALIVE PLAYING)
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(SLURPING)
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Hey, you from out of town?
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DOUG: How you doing, princess?
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STEVE: You have a local number?
DOUG: Will you be my lady?
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-Oh, man!
-(BOTH GROANING)
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-You all right?
-Yeah.
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Sure?
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Finally!
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An hour and a half late. Very good.
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Steve, go dust the roses.
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You, idiot boy,
go cover the cash register.
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Idiot boy, go cover the cash register.
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Hi. How are you paying for these?
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Is this cash, check, or charge?
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Charge.
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Okay.
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Is this a Visa, MasterCard?
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Move your thumb.
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Good one. Okay.
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(BANGING)
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Are you sure this is your card?
'Cause it's not processing.
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It's my card.
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Okay. I'm gonna have to call it in.
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(CLATTERING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Operator 238, please.
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(RINGING)
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Authorization. Card number?
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What's up?
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Doug, I told you
not to call here anymore.
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I gotta get an approval.
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Well, I gotta get a card number.
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Not the card, sweetness. Me.
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All right. Shut up and swipe it.
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I can go for that.
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Do you like that?
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Does that feel good?
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'Cause I could swipe it all night.
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Okay, the card's fine. Goodbye, Doug.
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Bye, 238.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hi.
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(CRASHING)
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Can I help you?
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"Hi, Doug. Your nightclub is so cool."
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"Can my supermodel friends
come in and dance?"
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"No. Yes."
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"You're so funny and cute and tall."
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"Hey, let's shake it."
"I don't see why not..."
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"Shut up. Let's shake it! Come on."
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-What are you doing?
-Not much.
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It's not enough you have to go
to stupid clubs every night.
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You have to come here, cut up
my plants and make toys of them!
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It's not a toy.
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It's a club with a jungle theme.
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You're a jungle theme.
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Go find your brother
and load the trucks.
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Idiot! Useless!
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Steve! Steve!
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Don't look.
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Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug.
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Hey, Emily.
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-Hey.
-Whatever.
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So, I guess you're back from school.
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Working for your dad again
at the lamp store?
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Yeah. I missed you.
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Remember before I went to school
you said when I got back from school
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that we could get together
and I kept thinking about it,
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and thank God there's no one else,
so we can get together.
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So, do you want to go see
a movie or something?
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-Sure.
-Or, if you don't want to do that,
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we could just take a drive
around and make out.
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I love making out.
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It's like one of my
all-time favorite things
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to do in the whole wide world,
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and I don't mean to brag,
but I'm really, really good at it.
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Right. Sounds good.
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-Back off, Chiclet.
-What is your problem, Doug?
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Emily, I don't know if you know this,
but my brother and I,
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we live life in the fast lane.
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And that means no stop signs,
no red lights,
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and there is no pulling over
to take pictures.
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-Now, you see this man over here?
-What's up?
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He's my co-pilot
on this magic carpet ride.
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He's carry-on only,
and you're just way too much luggage.
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Shut up, Doug.
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-All right, move, move, move, move.
-Hey, man!
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Emily. I see you've picked
the right son.
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Hi, Mr. Butabi.
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You know, Steve here,
he likes you very much.
263
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,607
Dad, come on!
264
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,151
Hey, Mr. Butabi!
265
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,527
Hey, Mr. Sanderson!
266
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:25,531
Mr. Butabi, is Steve asking
Emily to marry him again?
267
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,159
You know something,
after they're married,
268
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,618
if they have enough children,
269
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,663
we won't have to hire
any more salesmen.
270
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,790
Oh, Kamehl, you kill me.
271
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,126
No, Mr. S., you kill me.
272
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,627
Mr. Sanderson.
273
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,712
-Dad.
-What?
274
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,149
Can you please just leave Steve alone?
275
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,506
Why? He likes the girl.
276
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,966
-No, he does not.
-No, I don't.
277
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,970
Yes, you do,
and, Doug, you see this wall?
278
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,097
After they get married,
we're gonna knock it down,
279
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,267
combine stores,
and have the first plant-lamp shop,
280
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,269
and Steve and Emily are gonna run it.
281
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,563
And it's up to them
if they want to keep you around
282
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,647
to clean the toilets.
283
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,233
Are you seeing planes?
Is your name Tattoo?
284
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,195
Because I swear to God
you're living on Fantasy Island.
285
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,363
-God, that was a sweet show.
-That was sweet.
286
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,825
Yes, I have a fantasy,
that I have two capable sons!
287
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,619
Not one with his head up in the clouds
288
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,245
and the other with
his head up his ass!
289
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,498
And look how you load trucks.
Is this how you do it?
290
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,917
Disgusting! I'm sick and tired
of both of you.
291
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,293
Get the hell out of here.
292
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,131
So we're on a break?
293
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,217
Yeah, I guess.
294
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,676
You want to crunch it?
295
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,553
Sure.
296
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,432
Let's crunch.
297
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,437
Can the rest of us use the mirror?
298
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,688
Great. Thanks a lot.
299
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,107
We appreciate it.
300
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,608
Everybody's got an attitude here.
301
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,151
-Gentlemen!
-BOTH: Craig!
302
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:45,611
Looking large.
303
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,215
Hey, you want
the rest of my power bar?
304
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,614
No. I got a nitro bar.
305
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,116
How about an energy bar?
306
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,868
No. I got a muscle triplicator bar.
307
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,288
Okay. Well, supplements aside,
let me ask you something.
308
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,457
How long we been friends?
309
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,584
-All seven years of high school.
-Yeah, at least.
310
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,021
That's why I gotta
be real with you right now
311
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,587
and I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
312
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,590
Look, as a professional trainer, guys,
313
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,592
I'm a little worried
about your triceps.
314
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,594
Well, you guys aren't going
all the way down.
315
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,764
It's called full extension,
and I'm not seeing it.
316
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,350
Craig, you're right,
we actually had a long talk
317
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,601
about that the other night.
318
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,769
Long talk.
319
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,021
I just don't want you guys
to cheat yourselves.
320
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,708
You know, I'm sorry to
come down on you like this,
321
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,776
but in a weird way, it's my job.
322
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:29,405
Hey, that's why we love you
and we hate you.
323
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,614
Still friends?
324
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,739
-You know it.
-You know it.
325
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,783
(SIGHS)
326
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,702
Well, I'm glad we had this talk.
327
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,581
-Guns!
-Yeah!
328
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,806
I was telling Dad about this great
idea I had for the store and...
329
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,018
Store? You're sitting around
thinking about the store, Steve?
330
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,622
You're supposed to
be thinking about...
331
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,188
-Hey, what's up?
-How are you doing?
332
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,666
DOUG: Can we call you
sometime, Pocahontas?
333
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,959
STEVE: You got a number?
Want some of this?
334
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,752
DOUG: How about a little of that?
STEVE: All right.
335
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,695
You're supposed
to be thinking about our future.
336
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,655
Why are you
Mount Saint Helens-ing on me?
337
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,699
Well, why are you forgetting
about our plans?
338
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,867
What plans?
339
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,410
The plans about you and I
340
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,788
opening up only the coolest
club in town a la the Roxbury.
341
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,666
Doug, how are we gonna
open up a club like that
342
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,376
when we can't even get in?
343
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,921
That's because
we're letting them not let us in.
344
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,173
Well, you know what?
That is it. No more.
345
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,593
It is time we stepped up
into that sweet-ass world,
346
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,721
and from now on, the only club
we're going to is the Roxbury.
347
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,932
-But how are we gonna get in?
-No, but nothing.
348
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,017
-We can't...
-We can and we will,
349
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,186
-and do you know why?
-We're good-looking?
350
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,438
We're very good-looking.
351
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,773
You especially.
352
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,733
-Thanks.
-Now, repeat after me.
353
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,987
We can get into the Roxbury.
354
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:56,200
We can get into the Roxbury.
355
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,536
-Roxbury.
-Roxbury.
356
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,288
-Roxbury!
-Roxbury!
357
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:02,790
-Roxbury!
-Roxbury!
358
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,792
BOTH: Roxbury!
359
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,252
-What's up?
-Hey, what's going on?
360
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,730
-You guys up for some of this?
-What are you doing?
361
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,130
-How about a little of that.
-A little of this, huh?
362
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,218
She bends down,
she starts to smell them.
363
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,470
-She thought they were real plants.
-No!
364
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,764
I wouldn't kid you about
something like that.
365
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:19,890
Are you kidding me?
366
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,558
Hello?
367
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,019
-Hey.
-What's up?
368
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,730
The Sandersons are here
to see your mother's new chin.
369
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,875
Get dressed and come join us.
370
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,233
Okay.
371
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,711
Sorry, Dad.
We're a little busy tonight.
372
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,695
-Nice to see you, folks.
-Later.
373
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,863
Steve! I'll be right back. Steve!
374
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,283
Steve! I like your bathing suit.
375
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,494
It looks good on you 'cause
you have good muscle definition.
376
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,870
Most of the American men I know
377
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,373
don't wear such
revealing bathing suits.
378
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,791
It's very European of you.
379
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,836
It's really, really sexy,
and I don't mean to brag,
380
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,640
but I have really good taste
in what's sexy.
381
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,299
-Thanks, Emily.
-Steve!
382
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,925
I mean, whatever, Emily.
383
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,721
(POP SONG PLAYING)
384
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,860
Yeah.
385
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,612
What's up? What's going on?
386
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,822
What's going on?
387
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,158
Hey, you from out of town?
388
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,326
Hey, you from out of town?
389
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,494
You from out of town? Yeah.
390
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,289
(WHIRRING)
391
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,378
Yeah.
392
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,262
(CLATTERING)
393
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,805
Wait.
394
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,682
Hey.
395
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,518
All right, yeah!
396
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,187
(GROANS)
397
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:51,982
(SCREAMS)
398
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,735
(STEVE AND DOUG GROANING)
399
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:59,114
When I tell you
to do something, I mean it.
400
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,034
And what is this business coming in
half-naked when we have company?
401
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,995
Put some clothes on
and come downstairs immediately.
402
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,247
Ain't on our
things-to-do list, Daddy-O.
403
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,602
Steve and I we have something
extremely important to do tonight.
404
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,378
Yes, you do. To get
downstairs immediately.
405
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,046
I don't want to!
406
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,214
(GRUNTS)
407
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,760
Would you please explain to me
what I have to do
408
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,678
to get through to this individual?
409
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,474
Dad, it's like this.
Doug is like a fax machine, okay?
410
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,435
You keep putting things in,
but if you don't have a cover page,
411
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,104
people don't know
where it's coming from
412
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,648
and sometimes you get a busy signal,
413
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,652
and that's why you got
a memory button and a redial button.
414
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,029
Actually, I never use it.
I always screw it up.
415
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,907
Don't bother explaining it to him,
he'll never understand.
416
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,493
No, you're wrong.
I do understand very well.
417
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,663
You're going to a big, new, hot
club tonight. Isn't that what it is?
418
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,107
-Yeah, that's right.
-Yes. Exactly.
419
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,418
What I don't understand is
how you're going to get there.
420
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,795
-What are you doing?
-What are you doing?
421
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,255
-God!
-God!
422
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,132
Man!
423
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,426
(PLAYING CHEERS THEME)
424
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,928
(SINGING)
425
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,264
Making your wayin the world today
426
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,016
Takes everything you've got
427
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,686
Taking a breakfrom all your worries
428
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,813
Sure would mean a lot
429
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,484
Wouldn't you like to get away?
430
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,572
Sometimes you've got to...
431
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,366
You can take away our phones
and you can take away our keys,
432
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,368
but you cannot take away our dreams!
433
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,621
That's right! 'Cause we're, like,
sleeping when we have them.
434
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,416
Later much!
435
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,755
Boys! Boys, wait!
436
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,425
I don't like you
leaving without a phone.
437
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,552
Just in case something happens.
438
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,096
Mom, how old are these?
These are embarrassing.
439
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,849
Well, you know,
in case of emergencies.
440
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,393
Have fun.
441
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,644
Mom get lipstick on me?
442
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,646
Yeah. But it looks like
you were making out.
443
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,981
Sweet.
444
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:09,786
How's my hair?
445
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:10,913
Good.
446
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,623
-Roxbury good?
-You know it.
447
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,709
Okay. I gotta tell
you something, Steve.
448
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,836
Tonight, I can taste it.
449
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,296
(TIRES SCREECHING)
450
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,508
I can't taste it, Doug, I can't!
451
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,801
I'm so scared right now,
I don't know what to do!
452
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,596
Okay, you're mad-cowing on me,
all right? You have to relax.
453
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,014
I-- I'm nervous.
454
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:32,267
I mean, we put all this pressure
on ourselves to get into the Roxbury,
455
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,977
and I don't know if we can deliver.
456
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,771
You have to take
control of yourself, okay?
457
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,858
No, you gotta take control!
I'm barely hanging on here!
458
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,902
(SHUSHING)
459
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,279
Come on, relax.
460
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,907
Think puppies
and candy canes, all right?
461
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,701
-Okay.
-Hey, hot lady, what's going on?
462
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,723
All right, we'll clean up later.
Don't worry about it.
463
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:53,747
Well, take it easy.
464
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,336
Doug, I see your Roxbury balloon,
465
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,005
and I hate to be the one to burst it,
466
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,925
but we don't even have our own car,
467
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,761
and I don't think our
name's on that list.
468
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,805
Perfect. Rites of passage.
469
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,974
Remember that television show
about Africa?
470
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,143
They sent the boy into the jungle with
nothing but a spear to hunt the lion.
471
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,730
This van is our spear
and that Roxbury is our lion.
472
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,775
Does the bouncer know about this?
473
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,819
He's about to find out.
474
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,780
Ladies, you all right?
See you next week.
475
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:29,408
My good hombre, remember us?
476
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,492
No.
477
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,202
Doug and Steve Butabi.
478
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,579
You're brothers?
479
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,122
No.
480
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,832
-Yes.
-Yes.
481
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,793
-Man, works every time.
-Yeah, I know.
482
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,838
Now I remember. You can't come in.
483
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,631
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
484
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,008
BOUNCER: What's up, Rocky?
485
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,301
How you doing tonight?
486
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,677
All right.
487
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,764
It's time to play a little softball.
488
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:58,395
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-Hey, good man, how's it going tonight?
489
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,731
Good. You still can't come in.
490
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,501
Well, that's not
what a friend of mine told me.
491
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:03,567
Maybe you know him.
492
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,777
His name is Abraham.
493
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,407
You don't know him.
494
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,576
What about his two friends?
495
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:18,248
George Washington
and George Washington.
496
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:23,253
Let's not forget
the other boy in the band...
497
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,963
George Washington.
498
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,716
He's a little lonely,
wants to join his buddies.
499
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,593
And look who else we got,
500
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:33,722
Roosevelt, Roosevelt, and Jefferson.
501
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,350
(COINS CLINKING)
502
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,685
Okay.
503
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,228
Great.
504
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:41,897
(CAR HORN HONKS)
505
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,523
DOUG: There! Is that an ATM?
506
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:46,276
That's not an ATM.
That's where you drop off videos.
507
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,612
Oh! That's it!
508
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,697
-That was a card store.
-Here's one!
509
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:53,116
No. That's just Weight Watchers.
510
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,660
-ATM! That's it!
-No, that's...
511
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,244
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
512
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,124
(GLASS SHATTERING)
513
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,795
Shit, the car!
514
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,631
The car? What about me?
515
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,966
Well, this car is
a racing car. It's illegal.
516
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:11,301
All I need is a police report.
517
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,637
(GROANS)
518
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,056
-You all right?
-Yeah. Let me see.
519
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:19,810
Oh, great.
520
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:21,645
They're starting
with the neck injuries.
521
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,897
I'm screwed. I'm really screwed.
522
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,984
-Jeez, man, I'm a mess.
-I don't know. What happened?
523
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,362
Hey, sorry about your van.
524
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,739
No way! Richard Grieco!
525
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,282
Yeah.
526
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,702
Do you remember when we saw you
last night at the Roxbury?
527
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,036
Yeah, we were outside.
528
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,496
Right. Right.
529
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:42,374
So what do you want to do?
530
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,835
Well, we were just gonna
go to the Roxbury again.
531
00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,336
But we couldn't get in.
532
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,005
Well, hey guys, do you want me to
get you into the Roxbury?
533
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,340
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
534
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,008
Great. Follow me.
535
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,011
This is amazing.
536
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,805
You see? It all comes from within,
537
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,433
and he felt it because he's an actor
and very sensitive.
538
00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,517
Right.
539
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,937
We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury.
540
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,647
What about the party?
541
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,066
I just don't want a lawsuit, okay?
542
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,699
(POP SONG PLAYING)
543
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,873
Oh, my God, Doug.
544
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,834
This is
the most amazing place I've ever been.
545
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,795
Guys, guys, this is the coat room.
546
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,380
The club's in here.
547
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,175
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
548
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:35,802
-What's up? How you doing?
-What's up?
549
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,471
STEVE: What's up? What's up?
550
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,807
What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
551
00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:43,351
Steve! Steve,
get a hold of yourself, all right?
552
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,103
I'm sorry.
It's hottie overload in here.
553
00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:47,230
I know. Just pace yourself.
554
00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,941
What's up? Two, three, four,
555
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,653
what's up? Two, three, four,
556
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:54,821
what's up?
557
00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,869
-Sweet.
-Sweet.
558
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,205
Richard, my man, good to see you!
559
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,539
Get over here!
560
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,500
Benny, the place is kicking.
561
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:09,211
Actually, it's jumping
like 21 Jump Street, right?
562
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:10,670
(ALL LAUGHING)
563
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,380
Who are your friends?
564
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,633
Guys, this is Mr. Zadir.
565
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,510
He owns the place. These are...
566
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,512
-Doug Butabi.
-Steve Butabi.
567
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,096
You look like good boys.
568
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,098
Come to my VIP table.
569
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,893
Doug, the owner!
570
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,269
This is the man we want to be.
571
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:29,481
-I thought we wanted to be like Grieco.
-Well, appearance and automotive-wise,
572
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,650
-but professionally, it's this guy.
-Got it.
573
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:39,407
Dooey, my main man. I love this man.
574
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,326
I want you to meet
the Butabi brothers.
575
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,578
These are good boys.
576
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,956
Hey! Who grabbed my ass?
577
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,332
Did you grab my ass?
578
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,543
No, sir, I did not grab your ass.
579
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:51,461
It's okay if you did.
580
00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,171
I understand.
581
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,674
Just that you're barking up
the wrong tree.
582
00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,760
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
583
00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:01,096
So, you guys come here a lot?
584
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,889
Yeah, all the time.
585
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:05,058
But we've never been inside.
586
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,477
Steve, watch what you're saying.
587
00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:10,522
So is Johnny Depp meeting you
here or what?
588
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:13,608
No.
589
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,072
All right.
590
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,824
Listen, Benny, we'll see you later.
591
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,368
-Okay.
-All right. See you, guys.
592
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,953
See you, Richard Grieco.
593
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,621
See you, Grieco's lady.
594
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,336
Sir, I just want to say
that it is an honor to shoot the shit
595
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:36,172
with the owner of
the club of all clubs.
596
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,026
Yeah, and we're pretty proficient
club-hoppers,
597
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,010
so we know what we're talking about.
598
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:41,697
We usually go to this place
called the Mudd Club,
599
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,513
and that place is rank.
600
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,724
They'll let any asswad in the door.
601
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,100
I own that place also.
602
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,518
It's a really good location.
603
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,353
And the drinks are reasonably priced.
604
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,063
No, no, no. You boys are right.
605
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,068
That's what's wrong
with the club business today.
606
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,943
One day you're hot,
the next day you're not.
607
00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,237
Tell him.
608
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:03,700
Well, actually I, if I may,
had an idea for a club...
609
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:06,286
Wait. Did you grab my ass?
610
00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:08,830
No.
611
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:09,956
Do you want to?
612
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,584
No.
613
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:14,794
Should I?
614
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,047
Okay. Continue.
615
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,510
Well, you know how people, when
they're waiting outside of a club,
616
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,573
and they're bummed
'cause they're trying to get in?
617
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,181
This is great. This is great.
618
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:30,060
Well, what if the outside of the club
looked like the inside.
619
00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:33,521
You know, they had couches
and music and all that stuff going on.
620
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,689
But then on the inside...
621
00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,024
This is the best part.
622
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,525
It looks like the street.
623
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,028
You know, cars and street signs.
624
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,530
So basically,
the outside is the inside,
625
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,033
and the inside is the outside.
626
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,535
Doesn't that blow your mind?
627
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,038
What about that guy?
628
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,581
VIVICA: Owns a restaurant.
629
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,541
-How many?
-One.
630
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,878
Boy, has this place gone downhill.
631
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,565
Look, I don't see anything
over six figures.
632
00:29:58,589 --> 00:29:59,965
Let's just get out of here.
633
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:03,176
Wait a minute. That's that Zadir guy.
634
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,571
VIVICA: Who are those guys with him?
635
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,596
CAMBI: I don't know,
but if they're with Zadir,
636
00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:08,807
they have got to be worth something.
637
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:10,850
Great. Let's work.
638
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,187
Tell him about the vampire idea.
639
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,647
That's good. That's a good idea.
640
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:16,833
I'm not gonna tell
him about that idea.
641
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,942
Wait! I have to say
hello to Jim Carrey.
642
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,363
Jim! Come here,
you pet detective bastard!
643
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:27,325
Smoking! You crazy son of a bitch!
644
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,327
-Was I too pushy?
-No.
645
00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:31,371
I was too pushy. Did I speak well?
646
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,289
You were totally articulate.
647
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:34,685
It's really hard to pitch
in a nightclub.
648
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:35,709
I know, I know.
649
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:37,813
I mean, did you ever notice
the music is way too loud in here?
650
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:38,920
Yeah.
651
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,714
We have to get a meeting.
652
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,757
Steve, will you...
653
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,843
(BE MY LOVER PLAYING)
654
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,315
-What's up? You want to dance?
-Yes.
655
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,192
All right. Take it easy.
656
00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,694
Steve, she said, "Yes."
657
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:03,778
What?
658
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,531
Hotties want to shake it. Come on.
659
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,409
(THIS IS YOUR NIGHT PLAYING)
660
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,236
(GRUNTS)
661
00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:46,321
(SCREAMING)
662
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,785
(BOTH LAUGHING)
663
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,673
(EXCLAIMS)
664
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,580
That's some good ass-grabbing
going on there.
665
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,589
(MEN LAUGHING)
666
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:31,092
Wow, 1980. Good year.
667
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:33,136
1980 was an excellent year.
668
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,096
Devo had a huge hit that year.
669
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,932
Yeah and Joanie Loves Chachi
started that year.
670
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,268
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joanie loves Chachi,
671
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,605
but does Chachi give
a flying fuck about Joanie?
672
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:47,567
Cambi makes a good point.
But tonight, we have some fun,
673
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,485
not dwell on Scott Baio.
674
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,279
Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir.
675
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,657
Champagne is good and all, but
you know what really makes a party?
676
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:55,742
Fluffi Whip.
677
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:57,744
Yeah, but not when
you put it on stuff.
678
00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:01,372
When you press the little white
nozzle, before anything comes out,
679
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,707
you suck on it.
680
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,250
It's really fun.
681
00:34:04,335 --> 00:34:07,212
You mean like nitrous oxide?
Whippets?
682
00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:08,463
STEVE AND DOUG: No!
683
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,090
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) What is that?
684
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:15,011
Dooey, we have to stop and get
some Fluffi Whip for the party.
685
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,013
Yes, sir.
686
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,265
But it has to be Fluffi Whip in a can!
687
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,100
He can't hear you.
688
00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:25,688
Hey, Dooey, tell your mom
that I had a nice time last night!
689
00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,524
And your dad!
690
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,485
What?
691
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:31,653
I mean, your sister!
692
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:33,863
Good one, man!
693
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:34,948
Yeah!
694
00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:37,116
STEVE: We nailed him.
695
00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,746
Disco dicks.
696
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,334
STEVE: And that alien
was Robin Williams.
697
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,502
MR. ZADIR: Yes, I remember.
698
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,128
I'll be right back.
699
00:34:49,213 --> 00:34:50,253
DOOEY: It's my boss' card.
700
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,733
You can take it, he's right outside.
701
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,299
I'll take care of that.
702
00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:57,845
Operator 238, please.
703
00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,347
(PHONE RINGING)
704
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,308
-What's up?
-Hello, Doug.
705
00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:04,143
Guess where we went tonight.
706
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:06,437
Well, let me see...
707
00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:08,773
The One-Stop Market on Ventura?
708
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:13,152
No! I mean before that,
you sly little Credit Vixen.
709
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:17,699
Well, I give up,
you nasty little card swiper.
710
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,784
The Roxbury with Richard Grieco.
711
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,744
You gotta come out sometime.
712
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,580
Well, I would, but then
there'd be no one here
713
00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,958
to approve all the money you spend.
714
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,335
You're always thinking of me.
715
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:33,256
Well, the card's good. Bye, Doug.
716
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,468
She approved.
717
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:38,678
(EXCLAIMS)
718
00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:47,395
STEVE: Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir.
719
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,480
MR. ZADIR: It's a place to hang my hat.
720
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,107
(DISCO INFERNO PLAYING)
721
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:04,912
Look at this.
Bought a $100,000 sound system,
722
00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,706
and nobody's dancing!
723
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,458
Well, if I may, to congest,
724
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:12,545
the pool here is taking up
all the prime dancing real estate.
725
00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:14,989
Yeah, if you were to put
a big piece of glass over the pool,
726
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:17,675
you could use it as a dance floor
and that would be sweet,
727
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,471
because it'd be like dancing on water,
and people love to do that.
728
00:36:21,555 --> 00:36:24,307
Boys, boys,
let's not talk business now.
729
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,392
Let's set up a meeting.
730
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,396
Hey, Anna Nicole!
Put something on!
731
00:36:30,481 --> 00:36:32,440
You're making us sick.
732
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,525
-Meeting!
-Meeting!
733
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,069
Let's mingle.
734
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,738
Right.
735
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,407
STEVE: This Italian food tastes so good,
it's like Mexican.
736
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:45,286
-Could you pass me a towel, please?
-Good. How are you?
737
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,455
-About 8:00, 8:15.
-They're right behind you.
738
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,082
-Yeah, all the time.
-BMW.
739
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,501
-Right off Sunset.
-Vanilla mostly.
740
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,252
(SIGHS)
741
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,879
There you are.
742
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,881
We got scared.
743
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,384
-Of who? We'll kick his ass!
-Yeah!
744
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:03,679
No. We got scared somebody
stole you away from us.
745
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:04,931
Oh.
746
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:06,724
Oh!
747
00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:07,850
Okay.
748
00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:11,729
Like some other girls
would steal us away.
749
00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:14,190
Oh, right.
750
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:16,818
Oh!
751
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:24,075
So do you guys want to go some place
we can be alone?
752
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,368
No.
753
00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:26,953
-Yes!
-Yes!
754
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,871
-Oh, man!
-Oh, man!
755
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,623
-So sweet...
-Like candy.
756
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,417
DOUG: Why does it taste so sweet?
757
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,585
STEVE: 'Cause it's like candy, I said.
758
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,465
These are real.
759
00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:41,008
They'll be dead in a week.
760
00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,178
Oh.
761
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,058
You know what I always thought
would make a cool Twilight Zone?
762
00:37:49,143 --> 00:37:53,020
Like, we look at this,
and we see a picture of this lady.
763
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:56,399
But to this lady,
are we just a picture of us?
764
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,984
Did you ever think of that?
765
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,194
No.
766
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,406
Why don't you
767
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,700
come over here?
768
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,787
Vivica, you know what I heard
when I first met you?
769
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,497
What?
770
00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,291
(IMITATING SIREN WAILING)
771
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,631
What are you doing?
772
00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:24,385
That's an ambulance
coming to take me away,
773
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,888
'cause the sight of you
stopped my heart.
774
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,973
(IMITATING SIREN WAILING)
775
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,809
DOUG: Cambi...
776
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:35,104
Do you like
blueberries or strawberries?
777
00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:36,522
Why?
778
00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:39,692
'Cause I wanna know what kind of
pancakes to order you in the morning.
779
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,362
(STEVE IMITATING SIREN WAILING)
780
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,031
Steve!
781
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,240
(SIGHS)
782
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:47,575
(STEVE STOPS)
783
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,872
I was wondering if...
784
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,166
What are you doing?
785
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,417
Checking your label.
786
00:38:56,502 --> 00:39:00,129
Just as I thought. Made in heaven.
787
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,467
Doug, you've gotten past
the opening lines.
788
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,220
Hey, hey, hey.
789
00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:09,347
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
790
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,848
What?
791
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:14,894
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
792
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:19,023
Hey, Doug. If I said
you had a nice body,
793
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,483
would you hold it against me?
794
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,901
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
795
00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:24,362
What?
796
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:25,446
I was there.
797
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,823
I was like, "Emilio!"
798
00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:29,450
And Doug was going...
799
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:30,910
What are you... No.
800
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:34,038
And Steve was like, "Emilio!"
801
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:36,666
Oh, God, if you were only there.
802
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,728
-(VIVICA GRUNTING)
-You know, I feel like a selfish pig
803
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,795
just going on and on about myself.
804
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,630
What about you? Where you from?
805
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,757
Any brothers or sisters?
806
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:47,176
You have any family?
Pets? What about pets?
807
00:39:47,261 --> 00:39:49,262
(GRUNTING) I got a cat.
808
00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:51,430
Really? A cat.
809
00:39:51,515 --> 00:39:52,640
Interesting.
810
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,475
I think of you more as a dog person.
811
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,643
That's funny.
812
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,478
You know, maybe a Pomeranian,
813
00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,691
Lhasa Apso,
something kind of small, warm, fuzzy.
814
00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,069
Is this your first time?
815
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:08,656
Yes. Isn't it yours?
816
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,911
Is this your first time?
817
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,832
What? Are you serious?
818
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,793
Oh, you're hilarious!
819
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,879
Oh, man, you're funny!
820
00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,464
Hey, Steve!
821
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,925
You're a funny girl.
822
00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:29,051
(GLASS BREAKING)
823
00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:31,721
What? All right. Hey, where you going?
824
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:32,805
(GROWLS)
825
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,640
Okay, that was terrific.
826
00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:35,725
(CAMBI SCREAMS)
827
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:39,706
-Doug! Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
828
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:40,980
Did you just...
'Cause I just...
829
00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:42,940
-It's unbelievable!
-Oh, man!
830
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,108
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
831
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:45,484
(BOTH GRUNTING)
832
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:50,967
Not that it hasn't happened before.
833
00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:52,700
-Of course not.
-I mean, it was okay.
834
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,660
-You know, right. Yeah.
-The usual. Totally.
835
00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:56,454
You know, I'm gonna go back in and...
836
00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,205
I'm gonna see what's going on in...
837
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,711
Hey, Steve.
838
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,254
Yeah, Doug?
839
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,180
You got a number!
840
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,391
-We got a number!
-We got a number!
841
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,518
(BOTH WHOOPING)
842
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,609
Doug.
843
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:30,821
Doug, I got some great office supplies
for our new nightclub business.
844
00:41:30,906 --> 00:41:33,658
Let's see. Post-it notes,
to annotate important documents.
845
00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:35,701
-All right.
-Little Post-it notes,
846
00:41:35,786 --> 00:41:37,244
'cause you write smaller than me.
847
00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:41,040
And mugs with our names on them.
Yours says Doug.
848
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,459
-Sweet.
-Did you call Mr. Zadir?
849
00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:45,920
Okay, before you talk
to a man like Mr. Zadir,
850
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,797
you have to have
a plan of attack, all right?
851
00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:49,632
Right.
852
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,301
I'd really like to
schedule a meeting, can you do...
853
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:53,969
12:30?
854
00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:55,429
Let's see.
855
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,187
I'm clear.
856
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,064
Okay, you know what we should do?
857
00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,982
We should probably have a pre-meeting
858
00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:09,610
to brainstorm
before our scheduled meeting.
859
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:13,656
Yeah, that way we
don't look like idiots at our meeting.
860
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,741
-Exactly. Okay.
-Okay.
861
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:19,245
I'm sorry. Register's closed.
862
00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:21,372
-Yeah.
-Sorry.
863
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:23,624
-Okay.
-Okay.
864
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:27,503
Mr. Butabi, where is
the other cash register?
865
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,517
-So 11 :00 would probably be better.
-Right.
866
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:31,716
Hey, Steve.
867
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,842
Yeah?
868
00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:34,885
I was just thinking.
869
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:37,722
Dad would be really
proud of us right now.
870
00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,765
What are you idiots doing?
871
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:44,186
I pay you to take money and push
a button on the cash register.
872
00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:45,832
What did you do,
injure your delicate fingers
873
00:42:45,856 --> 00:42:47,565
in a cellular phone accident?
874
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:49,775
For your information,
we are working our asses off.
875
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,986
Yeah, our week's
filling up pretty quick.
876
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:55,740
Dad, last night, we made
some very important business contacts.
877
00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:56,991
Really? Doing what?
878
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,827
Dancing the Macarena
with Donald Trump?
879
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,621
You're always telling us
to do something with our lives,
880
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:05,541
and when we finally do,
you gotta put us down.
881
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:06,709
You never support us,
882
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,420
and you never care about
what's important to us, right, Steve?
883
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,630
Yeah, for the most part.
884
00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:12,882
(MR. BUTABI EXCLAIMING)
885
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:14,842
Even your brother is not convinced.
886
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:17,595
Why? Because he uses
his brain, unlike you.
887
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:19,722
You, you're a loser!
888
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,724
New policy!
889
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:23,309
No more clubs!
890
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:24,393
-What?
-What?
891
00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:25,478
Yes!
892
00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:27,480
Your life is retail.
893
00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:29,690
Go clean the stockroom.
894
00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:30,983
You know what, Papa-san?
895
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,402
Not only will we not
clean up the stockroom,
896
00:43:33,487 --> 00:43:35,154
but we are officially out of here!
897
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:37,198
Come on, Steve!
898
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,074
But what about the stockroom?
899
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:42,995
We don't need you.
900
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,456
We made huge-ass contacts last night.
901
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,708
Yeah, plus, we met these girls, Dad,
902
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:49,710
and you wouldn't believe
what happened.
903
00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:51,712
We're gonna make
it without you, Padre.
904
00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:53,172
You'll see!
905
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,382
Yes, I'll see
when you come home tonight
906
00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,051
begging for food and shelter!
907
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,178
Idiots! Morons!
908
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:00,387
Steve! Steve!
909
00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,097
-Not now!
-You're an ass, Doug.
910
00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,242
-Do you want to go to the beach later?
-(DOUG EXCLAIMING)
911
00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,726
I've got my bathing suit on
underneath this dress.
912
00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,789
Also, I know of a beach where you
don't have to wear a bathing suit.
913
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:08,873
And I don't know
how you feel about it,
914
00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:10,041
but personally
I find it very liberating.
915
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,316
Plus, you know,
with my milky white skin...
916
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,985
Emily, Emily. We're experiencing
a major family crisis right now.
917
00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:16,798
I'm gonna have to take
a rain check on this convo.
918
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,489
Steve! Car!
919
00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:21,742
-Nice bulbs, Emily.
-Thanks.
920
00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:24,495
And I don't mean that metaphorically.
921
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:30,543
Don't... Just give me a call
or call me later if you want to go out
922
00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:31,627
or just call me anyway!
923
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:32,711
DOUG: Shut up!
924
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,015
(DANCE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
925
00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:52,690
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
926
00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:04,743
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
927
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:13,210
You notice we forgot
to ask her something?
928
00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:14,336
You mean, "What's up?"
929
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:15,671
Yeah. That's weird.
930
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:16,964
Actually, it's not.
931
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,383
We're both in very serious
relationships right now,
932
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,385
and our ladies know they can trust us.
933
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,804
Why go out for burgers
when you got steak at home?
934
00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,515
You're right.
We should get lunch after this.
935
00:45:34,316 --> 00:45:35,316
(THUDS)
936
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:36,901
You all right?
937
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:38,694
Yeah. Fine.
938
00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,573
Doug and Steve Butabi for Mr. Zadir.
939
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:43,741
You're brothers?
940
00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,075
Ma'am, we appreciate the setup,
941
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,244
but we really can't get
into that right now.
942
00:45:47,329 --> 00:45:48,556
Your names are not on the list,
943
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,414
and nobody gets in
without an appointment.
944
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,602
-DOUG: We have a meeting.
-Your names are not on my list.
945
00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:53,626
Doug, Mr. Zadir!
946
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,712
Security!
947
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,508
-Dooey!
-Dooey!
948
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,677
-Yean. Up top!
-Yeah. Main man!
949
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:04,845
(STEVE AND DOUG EXCLAIM)
950
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:06,639
Raging party last night.
951
00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,224
Yeah? Is that what my mother told you?
952
00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,309
Or was it my father?
953
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:11,393
What?
954
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:14,480
Those cans of Fluffi Whip
were a big hit at the party.
955
00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:16,542
I was out till 4:00 in the morning
looking for more.
956
00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:20,611
From dusk till dawn.
You, sir, are a party animal.
957
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,696
It's been great spending
quality time and all,
958
00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,008
but we have a meeting with Mr. Zadir.
959
00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,366
Right.
960
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,785
You keep away from Zadir.
He was drunk last night.
961
00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:29,453
He doesn't even remember you.
962
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:32,289
You think you're the first losers
Zadir's picked up on the weekend
963
00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:33,851
that I had to get rid of on a Monday?
964
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:35,626
Am I reading my diss-meter
correctly here,
965
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,670
'cause I could swear
we're being blown off.
966
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,338
Actually, you're being kicked out.
967
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:40,756
What are you...
968
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,174
Doug!
969
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:46,387
Hey! Mr. Zadir! Hey, Mr. Zadir!
We have a meeting!
970
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,471
STEVE: Watch the shirt!
971
00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:49,264
Doug!
972
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,600
Hey! That doesn't feel good at all!
973
00:46:51,685 --> 00:46:53,394
-Dooey kicked me!
-This doesn't feel good.
974
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,104
MR. ZADIR: Very, very important.
975
00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:56,689
Dooey, what's going on out there?
976
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:58,774
Just a couple of trespassers, sir.
977
00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,734
Did you find the boys from last night?
978
00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:02,903
I haven't been able
to locate them yet,
979
00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:04,947
but don't worry, sir. I'm on it.
980
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,534
Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
981
00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:12,997
Sir, from where I'm standing,
that's a physical impossibility.
982
00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:15,666
I know your tricks, Dooey.
983
00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:21,797
Hey! Hey, hey!
984
00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:25,884
(SIGHS)
985
00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:31,640
Maybe we should just go back to work.
986
00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,728
Yeah, and maybe
we should go to college
987
00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:38,188
and not put gel in our hair
and start wearing blue jeans.
988
00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,481
Let's do that, Steve!
989
00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:41,817
Sorry.
990
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,993
Cambi's number...
991
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:56,331
We had a pretty sweet time
last night, didn't we?
992
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,500
Sweet-ass time.
993
00:47:58,585 --> 00:47:59,793
Diabetic.
994
00:48:01,254 --> 00:48:03,756
I could see us doing that again.
995
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,050
Maybe even a couple times
a week, right?
996
00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:11,180
The ladies await, my friend! Cell!
997
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,728
Fascinating. So you travel
to places other than Japan?
998
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,313
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
999
00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:21,940
(PAGER BEEPING)
1000
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,444
Who is it?
1001
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,737
I don't know.
1002
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,238
Just a bunch of pound signs.
1003
00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:29,990
I don't know if you're doing it right.
1004
00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:32,868
Stevie. You have to hit the pound sign
or it doesn't go through.
1005
00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:38,832
You have to put in our number
and then hit the pound sign.
1006
00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:45,255
Excuse me, Bill Nye the Science Guy.
1007
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,965
That's a sweet show, too.
1008
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,428
(PHONE RINGING)
1009
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,055
Hello.
1010
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,723
Cambi, it's your boyfriend.
1011
00:48:54,808 --> 00:48:56,892
Look, I need to see you.
1012
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:01,105
Well, I'm at the Sky Bar.
1013
00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:02,231
We'll be right there.
1014
00:49:02,315 --> 00:49:05,025
-Nice. That was so good!
-I know it's nice!
1015
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:06,401
I was focused the whole time.
1016
00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:07,486
-My God.
-Let's go.
1017
00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:11,115
So did you guys have
as good a time last night as we did?
1018
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,492
I had a great time, Vivica.
1019
00:49:13,827 --> 00:49:15,744
In fact, I think we've reached a point
1020
00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:17,746
where I can comfortably call you "Viv"
1021
00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:19,748
and leave out the "ica."
1022
00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:24,711
Do you guys wanna hang out,
or do what we did last night or...
1023
00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:27,756
Or eat and do what we did last night?
1024
00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:29,508
-Sounds good.
-Okay.
1025
00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:33,887
Ladies, have your
boarding passes ready.
1026
00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:37,307
STEVE: Ma'am, you're gonna
have to check your bag.
1027
00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:40,394
The movie on this flight will be...
1028
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:43,564
I don't know.
I can't think of any more.
1029
00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:47,818
Where's your car?
1030
00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:49,903
Our dad got mad, took it away.
1031
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:51,613
Your dad?
1032
00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,533
Yeah. We used to
work for him, but we quit today.
1033
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,410
So, actually, we're unemployed.
1034
00:49:56,578 --> 00:49:57,995
Right.
1035
00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,621
You're not in business with Mr. Zadir?
1036
00:49:59,706 --> 00:50:01,790
Oh, no! We are! We just, you know,
1037
00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,917
we just met him last night,
so we will be.
1038
00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:06,795
So, no, but... Yes.
1039
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,714
Especially if we ever
get to see him again.
1040
00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:09,882
-Right.
-Yeah.
1041
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,510
(SCOFFS)
1042
00:50:13,887 --> 00:50:16,013
Hey, we were just kidding
about the boarding passes.
1043
00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:17,723
-You can get in.
-Get away from us.
1044
00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:18,932
What's wrong?
1045
00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:21,894
You guys are a big waste of time.
1046
00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:23,395
Cómo what?
1047
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,731
Steve, you're a jerk-off!
1048
00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:27,816
Well, I'm glad you
shared that with me.
1049
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,235
It's a big step for both of us.
1050
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,947
Guys, consider what we did for you
last night a favor.
1051
00:50:34,032 --> 00:50:37,659
Now do us a favor
and never talk to us again.
1052
00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:39,912
What did we do wrong? We'll change.
1053
00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:41,747
You can't change.
1054
00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:45,542
You and your brother
are ugly, pathetic losers!
1055
00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:50,714
I can't believe we actually
had sex with these asswads.
1056
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:53,050
VIVICA: You see,
that's the problem with nightclubs,
1057
00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:55,260
poor schmucks
look just the same as rich schmucks.
1058
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:09,942
No.
1059
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:12,444
Yes.
1060
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:16,031
Steve. This is the worst day of
my life, and I'd really appreciate it
1061
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,325
if you didn't
talk to me right now, all right?
1062
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:21,828
I don't know how I'm supposed
to respond to that.
1063
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,622
Big surprise, Steve.
1064
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,791
You don't know how to do something!
1065
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,668
You don't know how to work the clubs!
1066
00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,352
You don't know how
to talk to the ladies!
1067
00:51:29,379 --> 00:51:30,712
The only thing you know how to do
1068
00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:33,090
is ask me how to do everything!
1069
00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:36,426
-But I'm just...
-That's why everything's gone wrong!
1070
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:38,595
Because you're holding me back.
1071
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,391
You're like this thing,
like, that's tied to my leg.
1072
00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:46,353
Like this dragging thing.
Like, it's on a chain.
1073
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:48,313
-Being dragged like this...
-Lead weight.
1074
00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:49,815
Yes. Thank you. Lead weight.
1075
00:51:49,899 --> 00:51:51,335
But I'm not letting you
drag me down anymore!
1076
00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:52,734
That's it! Fin! Nothing!
1077
00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,903
Wall! That's all! Nothing!
1078
00:51:54,988 --> 00:51:57,739
You know, you can't blame me
for what happened.
1079
00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:01,910
I mean, today was just a series
of random events gone awry.
1080
00:52:01,995 --> 00:52:03,745
Well, maybe they wouldn't go awry
1081
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:07,708
if I had someone sitting next to me
with a brain!
1082
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:10,043
You know what? Dad was right.
1083
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:11,878
You are a loser!
1084
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,966
You know what, Steve? I lied.
1085
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,676
You're not good-looking!
1086
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,305
Did you say something?
1087
00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:24,850
'Cause I have trouble hearing things
from that low to the ground!
1088
00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,101
Well, hear this!
1089
00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:28,687
From now on, consider me
your ex-brother!
1090
00:52:28,771 --> 00:52:30,856
-I don't care.
-Care about this, huh?
1091
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:34,735
-You want the real thing?
-No. Do you want the...
1092
00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,445
-No.
-Then stop talking to me!
1093
00:52:36,529 --> 00:52:37,654
-Fine. My pleasure.
-Great.
1094
00:52:37,739 --> 00:52:39,239
-Fine.
-Good. Nice!
1095
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:46,830
(EXCLAIMS)
1096
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,417
(EVERYBODY HURTS PLAYING)
1097
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,410
Adhesive...
1098
00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:27,871
Little Post-its,
'cause you're a little idiot.
1099
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:31,541
Throwing these out 'cause I hate you.
1100
00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:42,928
You should take a lesson from it.
1101
00:53:43,012 --> 00:53:44,554
You went after those kids 'cause...
1102
00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:45,639
Grieco.
1103
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,784
...and when you couldn't nail them,
1104
00:53:46,808 --> 00:53:48,850
you went after the nextmost likely bigot, me.
1105
00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:51,269
You wanted to get yourselfa racist so bad...
1106
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,322
Get off!
1107
00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:13,875
You'll be very
happy with these, ma'am.
1108
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,627
These roses are our top seller.
1109
00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,504
How long do they last?
1110
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,632
They last forever,
'cause they're silk.
1111
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,759
They'll always be in bloom.
1112
00:54:23,553 --> 00:54:26,930
They'll never die, never change.
1113
00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:28,932
They'll never say
you're not good-looking.
1114
00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:32,769
They'll always
be in your room where you left them
1115
00:54:32,854 --> 00:54:36,064
and not suddenly move out
to the guest house.
1116
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:38,358
Steven, excuse me.
Something has come up.
1117
00:54:38,443 --> 00:54:40,193
Excuse me, ma'am.
1118
00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:43,196
Steven, what's going on?
All the customers are depressed.
1119
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:46,658
It's just I'm used to seeing
Doug at the register. I miss him.
1120
00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:47,742
He's in the guest house.
1121
00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:50,328
It's 10 feet away.
It's a mansion in there.
1122
00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:51,663
There's no cable.
1123
00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:53,582
Yes, there is. They have Cinemax.
1124
00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,667
But there's no HBO!
1125
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,127
God!
1126
00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:00,422
(GRUNTING)
1127
00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:02,841
Squeeze. You can feel it
right here. Squeeze!
1128
00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:05,010
-Hey, Steve.
-Come on!
1129
00:55:05,094 --> 00:55:06,178
Hey. How you doing?
1130
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:07,762
I heard about your brother.
1131
00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:10,056
-So?
-So when are we gonna go out?
1132
00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:13,310
I know a place
with great spinach wraps.
1133
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:15,020
Look, Emily,
1134
00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:17,772
I know you've had your heart
set on this for a long time,
1135
00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:20,484
but the truth is...
I mean, I'm a rebel,
1136
00:55:20,568 --> 00:55:25,405
and you're like this sweet
girl-from-next-door type.
1137
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:28,617
Steve, you're forgetting.
I go to college, okay?
1138
00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:31,912
Translation. Drunken orgies
with occasional Cliff Notes.
1139
00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:34,664
Look, it sounds good,
1140
00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:37,250
but I just got out
of this very serious relationship,
1141
00:55:37,335 --> 00:55:40,962
and it's gonna take some time
to nurse my emotional wounds,
1142
00:55:41,047 --> 00:55:44,424
and that could take, like, until...
1143
00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:47,594
-Saturday.
-Saturday? That's perfect.
1144
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:50,680
Your dad got us tickets to see
David Copperfield this Saturday night.
1145
00:55:51,724 --> 00:55:52,766
It's gonna be so much fun
1146
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:55,644
to see things appear
and then disappear.
1147
00:56:01,484 --> 00:56:02,901
I'll see you.
1148
00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:11,034
Man. Great glutes.
1149
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,329
I don't care.
1150
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:19,543
(CARELESS WHISPER PLAYING)
1151
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:41,648
-I don't know what you were thinking.
-That's expensive.
1152
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,441
Gotta go.
1153
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:46,695
What goes on in your head
when you shop for yourself?
1154
00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:48,613
Look at this. Who decorates like this?
1155
00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:50,240
Steve, come on.
1156
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:15,348
(STEVE AND EMILY MOANING)
1157
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,692
"Introduction to business.
1158
00:57:27,028 --> 00:57:29,654
"Human relationships in management.
1159
00:57:29,739 --> 00:57:32,907
"Description covers
the development..."
1160
00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:34,409
Ooh. Here's one.
1161
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:38,455
"Business Computer Systems."
That's a good one.
1162
00:57:39,749 --> 00:57:42,834
Machines are Doug's thing.
I'm more of a people person.
1163
00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:47,589
Steve, a businessman
must have knowledge of computers.
1164
00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:49,716
Come on.
1165
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,219
Oh, here's another one.
1166
00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:55,639
"Venture Management."
1167
00:57:55,723 --> 00:58:00,018
Gosh, Emily.
School? I'll have to read.
1168
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:03,438
And homework,
and the teacher always asks you,
1169
00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:05,500
"Would you like to share that
with the rest of the class?"
1170
00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:07,400
Don't upset me, Steve.
1171
00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:09,361
Unless you want to make me less horny.
1172
00:58:10,613 --> 00:58:12,113
No. That wouldn't be good.
1173
00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:14,824
Look, here's what we do.
1174
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:18,370
First we combine the stores, okay?
1175
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:21,247
And then we can
add the furniture, you know?
1176
00:58:21,332 --> 00:58:24,834
Recliners and sofa beds,
1177
00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:28,296
and end tables and...
1178
00:58:28,381 --> 00:58:30,340
Chairs.
1179
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,342
Oh, yes, chairs.
1180
00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:33,593
And...
1181
00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:35,595
-Ottomans.
-Yes, ottomans.
1182
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,973
Ottomans. We're gonna be
bigger than Ikea. Home Depot.
1183
00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:41,184
Oh, my God.
1184
00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:42,394
(EMILY EXCLAIMING)
1185
00:58:44,897 --> 00:58:46,064
Ikea!
1186
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:50,819
(PANTING)
1187
00:58:58,536 --> 00:59:01,705
Emily, I think we're
moving way too fast.
1188
00:59:01,789 --> 00:59:03,748
You're talking like we're married.
1189
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,419
Oh, Steve.
1190
00:59:08,504 --> 00:59:10,672
You just made me so happy.
1191
00:59:10,756 --> 00:59:12,006
What?
1192
00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:14,634
No, no, no. I don't mean that.
1193
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,721
No. It's just that I don't...
1194
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,140
(MOANS)
1195
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,103
Okay.
1196
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:28,231
(BE MY LOVER PLAYING)
1197
00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:44,539
Well, if I'm not mistaken,
this place has got it going on.
1198
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,916
I owe you big time for inviting me.
1199
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:51,379
Who wants to dance?
1200
00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:53,798
I call this one the sprinkler.
1201
00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:55,759
(WHOOPS)
1202
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:57,363
Hey. You think it
would be okay to wear
1203
00:59:57,428 --> 00:59:59,387
this outfit to your brother's wedding?
1204
01:00:00,723 --> 01:00:02,640
-What?
-Your brother's wedding, man.
1205
01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:04,392
What are you gonna wear?
1206
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,144
Oh, God.
1207
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:08,104
Man, you've got to hand it to Steve.
1208
01:00:08,189 --> 01:00:11,649
That Emily is the perfect woman.
1209
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:16,196
Strong legs, tight stomach,
a positive mental attitude.
1210
01:00:16,906 --> 01:00:19,073
A woman like that could
really keep you on track.
1211
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,742
Shut up!
1212
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,578
Idiot.
1213
01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:29,042
Doug, just because you
and your brother are having problems,
1214
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,628
that's no reason to refer
to my intellectual capacity
1215
01:00:31,712 --> 01:00:33,713
in a diminutive manner.
1216
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,052
I'm sorry, Craig. It's just...
1217
01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:44,641
Can we not talk about
my brother for a second?
1218
01:00:44,725 --> 01:00:47,435
Ten-four. Boundary set.
1219
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,853
Thank you.
1220
01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:50,772
(EXCLAIMS)
1221
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:55,443
I am having a hell of a time.
1222
01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,656
(EXCLAIMING)
1223
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,325
MR. BUTABI: At this moment...
1224
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:03,701
(TINKLING)
1225
01:01:03,786 --> 01:01:06,996
I want to make a toast
to Steve and Emily,
1226
01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:11,543
who, after tomorrow, will be
Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi.
1227
01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:13,878
Emily Sanderson-Butabi.
1228
01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:15,547
Whoever you become.
1229
01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:19,843
I would also like to thank everyone
for flying in to join us.
1230
01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:24,305
Especially my parents,
who came in all the way from Maine.
1231
01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,224
MR. BUTABI: Yes, yes.
1232
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:27,828
MR. SANDERSON: Despite mom's sciatica.
1233
01:01:28,102 --> 01:01:29,142
MR. BUTABI: Terrific, sir.
1234
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:32,605
MR. SANDERSON: Yes, and of course,
the Butabis,
1235
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:35,441
who came in all the way from Yay-men.
1236
01:01:35,526 --> 01:01:37,277
Yemen.
1237
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:38,880
MR. SANDERSON:
And that's not the only union.
1238
01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:43,575
From what I understand,
we got a new lamp-plant store.
1239
01:01:43,659 --> 01:01:46,703
MR. BUTABI: Plant-lamp store.
Much better.
1240
01:01:47,663 --> 01:01:48,913
Seriously, it sounds better.
1241
01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:53,626
Steve. Do you want to stand up
and make a toast?
1242
01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,169
No. I'm all right.
1243
01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:56,565
I think you should stand up
and make a toast.
1244
01:01:56,589 --> 01:01:59,132
All the men are making toasts,
I think you should make a toast.
1245
01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:06,806
Okay, I just want to say, what's up?
1246
01:02:06,891 --> 01:02:09,976
Grandma, grandpa, and
1247
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:14,314
to the other two
old people, what's up?
1248
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,526
-Yeah, you. Thanks.
-MR. BUTABI: Very nice.
1249
01:02:18,611 --> 01:02:20,486
I think what Steve is trying to say
1250
01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,171
is that we are just
thrilled with the way
1251
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:23,948
this family is coming together.
1252
01:02:24,033 --> 01:02:26,868
And now I would like to share with you
some of our business plans
1253
01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:28,286
for after the merger.
1254
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,747
I'm gonna get some more wine.
1255
01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:36,628
-Dad? Dad.
-Yes?
1256
01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:39,631
Is there any way
we can cancel this whole thing?
1257
01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:40,965
Yes.
1258
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,717
No.
1259
01:02:44,136 --> 01:02:47,805
That is so funny, but, Dad,
it's like Emily turned out
1260
01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,934
to be this whole
different other person.
1261
01:02:51,185 --> 01:02:53,519
Let me explain something to you.
1262
01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:55,647
The caterer has been paid.
1263
01:02:55,731 --> 01:02:59,275
Your grandparents have flown
halfway around the world to get here.
1264
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,029
Besides, all men are nervous
the night before their wedding, okay?
1265
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:07,867
Oh, you mean all guys
are nervous and anxious
1266
01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:10,787
and kind of hope
she eats a can of botulism?
1267
01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:13,247
Or maybe she could hang out
with a deer
1268
01:03:13,332 --> 01:03:16,042
and a hunter accidentally shoots her?
1269
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,920
Or you know when she's sleeping
and she makes that nose-whistle sound,
1270
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,630
and you shake her
to make her be quiet?
1271
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:22,382
But what you'd really like to do
1272
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,133
is take her stupid
little red toothbrush
1273
01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:26,719
and ram it up her
nostril into her skull?
1274
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,973
These are perfectly normal feelings.
1275
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,977
Okay.
1276
01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:43,528
Doug, you there? It's Steve.
1277
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,659
(RINGING)
1278
01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:57,917
Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi.
I'm not here right now
1279
01:03:58,002 --> 01:03:59,752
because I'm outside living it up,
1280
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,295
unlike my pussy-whipped brother
1281
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:05,299
who's too busy throwing
his life away for Emily.
1282
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:07,844
Beep.
1283
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:11,514
Doug, sorry I missed you.
1284
01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,642
I guess I'm getting married
1285
01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:16,936
and I'm just wondering
1286
01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,272
if you wanted to be my best man.
1287
01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:22,066
Give me a call or page me.
1288
01:04:22,151 --> 01:04:26,362
I'm in our room still,
across from the pool.
1289
01:04:26,739 --> 01:04:27,739
See you.
1290
01:04:36,749 --> 01:04:38,541
STEVE: Now, let's
go over this one more time.
1291
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,376
CRAIG: Steve, I know my duty
as best man.
1292
01:04:40,461 --> 01:04:41,461
STEVE: Are you sure?
1293
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:46,007
I got it. I walk down the aisle,
I stand next to you,
1294
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:49,594
and I get to settle
any inter-wedding skirmishes.
1295
01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:50,803
No, no, no, no.
1296
01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:53,556
You're the best man,
not the wedding bouncer.
1297
01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:55,850
You just gotta back me up.
1298
01:04:57,478 --> 01:04:58,561
Oh.
1299
01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:02,356
Like if things get too heavy,
I step in like a spotter.
1300
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:04,650
Yeah, right.
1301
01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:06,110
Thanks, man.
1302
01:05:06,195 --> 01:05:08,029
Okay, let's go.
1303
01:05:08,197 --> 01:05:10,615
(HUMMING WEDDING MARCH)
We're ready. Let's go.
1304
01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:11,824
Come on. Come on.
1305
01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:15,536
So I mean, do you want your kid
blessed or not? It's up to you.
1306
01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:19,749
Richard Grieco.
1307
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:21,626
How do you know Steve?
1308
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:24,087
I just don't want to be sued.
1309
01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:25,671
No. Look, listen to me, pal.
1310
01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,924
You cannot get your kid
confirmed in this city
1311
01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:29,383
for less than 150, all right?
1312
01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:30,802
Now, you want your kid blessed,
1313
01:05:30,886 --> 01:05:33,179
you call me, okay? It's up to you.
I mean, I know a guy...
1314
01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:35,515
You know, Dad, I've been thinking.
1315
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:37,934
I didn't really have time
to have a bachelor party.
1316
01:05:38,018 --> 01:05:41,187
That's a pretty major part
of the wedding experience.
1317
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,898
So we may want to consider
delaying a couple hours
1318
01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,484
so that we could
go to a strip club or something.
1319
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,153
Look, sorry. I gotta go.
Leave me a message.
1320
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:53,950
Hey.
1321
01:05:54,743 --> 01:05:56,869
Steve, getting married. You the man!
1322
01:05:56,954 --> 01:05:59,789
Shut up, Craig.
I'm walking down the aisle, you dick.
1323
01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:05,086
EMILY: Judy wore white?
1324
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:07,630
Grandma, get off the phone.
1325
01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:09,507
(SIGHS)
1326
01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:25,690
Dearly beloved, we're gathered
here today to join together...
1327
01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:28,776
Father, did we already start?
1328
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:30,278
Yeah.
1329
01:06:30,404 --> 01:06:31,404
Oh.
1330
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,133
Sorry. I thought there was
supposed to be
1331
01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:35,158
a buzzer or a whistle or something.
1332
01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:40,663
To join together this man
and this woman in holy matrimony.
1333
01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,767
But, before we do that,
I understand the bride and groom
1334
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,709
have each prepared something.
1335
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,002
Yes.
1336
01:06:48,797 --> 01:06:50,631
"Dearest Steve,
1337
01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:54,385
"they say if you
set something free and it comes back,
1338
01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:58,681
"you should love it forever,
and, like one of your silk plants,
1339
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:00,933
"I will try to stay beautiful.
1340
01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:02,351
"That is my endeavor.
1341
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:05,521
"I know our lives
together will be great,
1342
01:07:05,606 --> 01:07:08,816
"just like when we saw
David Copperfield on our first date.
1343
01:07:08,901 --> 01:07:11,152
"Love, Emily."
1344
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,241
(CLEARS THROAT)
1345
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:25,208
"Emily. I used to see you
outside my father's store,
1346
01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:27,919
"and then we went on some dates,
1347
01:07:28,003 --> 01:07:30,713
"and you let me have sex with you."
1348
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:38,721
Oh, I'm done.
1349
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,934
If there is anyone
1350
01:07:43,018 --> 01:07:45,645
who has reason to believe
that this man or this woman
1351
01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:47,647
should not be joined together
in holy matrimony,
1352
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:50,858
let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
1353
01:07:50,943 --> 01:07:52,193
What's up?
1354
01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:54,654
From out of town?
1355
01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:57,365
Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid.
1356
01:07:57,449 --> 01:07:58,658
It's your wedding.
1357
01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:01,035
You want to wait until
after the ceremony, please?
1358
01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:02,703
Right.
1359
01:08:04,665 --> 01:08:08,417
Steven, do you promise to love Emily
in sickness and health
1360
01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:11,003
for as long as you both shall live?
1361
01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:12,588
My dad already paid the caterer.
1362
01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:18,636
Emily, do you promise to love Steven
in sickness and health
1363
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,120
for as long as you both shall live?
1364
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:21,681
I do.
1365
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,474
Steven, repeat after me.
1366
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,558
After me.
1367
01:08:24,685 --> 01:08:26,018
(LAUGHING)
1368
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,401
With this ring, I thee wed.
1369
01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:37,738
With this ring, I-- I thee wed.
1370
01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:40,992
Now, Emily.
1371
01:08:43,912 --> 01:08:45,413
With this ring...
1372
01:08:45,497 --> 01:08:47,498
(WHAT IS LOVE PLAYING OVER STEREO)
1373
01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:54,797
(ALL CHATTERING)
1374
01:08:55,382 --> 01:08:56,382
Doug.
1375
01:09:02,139 --> 01:09:04,682
What the hell's he doing here?
What are you doing here?
1376
01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:06,100
Make him stop.
1377
01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:07,393
Turn that music off!
1378
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,728
Turn it off!
1379
01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:12,709
MR. BUTABI: You know
what I paid for this wedding?
1380
01:09:12,733 --> 01:09:14,817
EMILY: Steve, what are you doing?
1381
01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:18,237
Oh, don't do that with your head.
That is so dumb.
1382
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,364
Why is he moving his stupid head?
1383
01:09:20,449 --> 01:09:22,783
-I can't work...
-MR. BUTABI: Keep going.
1384
01:09:22,868 --> 01:09:24,994
Let's go. You want to get paid?
You idiot!
1385
01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:26,723
You're out of the will,
that I can tell you!
1386
01:09:26,747 --> 01:09:28,205
EMILY: This is my wedding!
1387
01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:30,082
I told you he was a jerk from day one.
1388
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:33,544
(ALL CLAMORING)
1389
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:39,884
I told you.
He's such a jerk. I told you.
1390
01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:45,681
Emily, I'm sorry. I'm not ready yet.
1391
01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:50,269
-EMILY: Steve, stop!
-Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad.
1392
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:55,733
Steve, come back here!
Steve, don't you leave me.
1393
01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:58,027
Steve, I'm not kidding.
1394
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,237
-Mr. Butabi.
-What?
1395
01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:03,366
As an actor,
I'm a keen observer of human nature,
1396
01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:06,869
and I can tell you that your son is
not ready for this sort of commitment.
1397
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:13,709
Hello.
1398
01:10:14,795 --> 01:10:15,795
Hey.
1399
01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:23,260
Oh, God.
1400
01:10:23,345 --> 01:10:24,637
Go ahead, Father.
1401
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:25,721
What?
1402
01:10:25,806 --> 01:10:27,556
-What are you doing?
-Emily,
1403
01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:30,810
now with all due respect to Steve,
his discipline is lacking,
1404
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,520
as is his appreciation for you.
1405
01:10:32,604 --> 01:10:35,648
Now I, on the other hand,
can bench press 305 pounds.
1406
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:39,568
I squat a clean 525, and my body fat
percentage is less than 2%.
1407
01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:41,320
(WHISTLES) Good.
1408
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,031
Not only am I a professional trainer,
1409
01:10:44,116 --> 01:10:46,492
but I also hope to market
my own protein bar someday.
1410
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:49,745
Plus, I've always loved you.
1411
01:10:52,499 --> 01:10:53,624
Wow...
1412
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,211
Okay, but we should
look into infomercials.
1413
01:10:57,546 --> 01:10:58,546
Okay.
1414
01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:02,383
This is a completely new fee. Cool?
1415
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,719
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1416
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:08,639
Okay.
1417
01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:11,559
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here again today...
1418
01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:17,731
Also, I took Craig clubbing.
1419
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:20,568
It was all right.
1420
01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,488
Plus I rented a lot of videos.
1421
01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:25,823
I didn't do much else.
1422
01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:27,158
Uh-huh.
1423
01:11:31,163 --> 01:11:32,705
Look, Steve.
1424
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:36,083
(SECRET GARDEN PLAYING)
1425
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:39,211
I'm sorry.
1426
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,257
I said a lot of bad things before.
1427
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:46,802
I've been thinking.
1428
01:11:49,723 --> 01:11:53,434
You're my brother, and we're brothers.
1429
01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:55,728
You know, when we're together...
1430
01:11:58,732 --> 01:11:59,982
I just...
1431
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:05,738
You don't drag me down.
1432
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,451
I drag me down...
1433
01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:15,498
And you...
1434
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:19,043
You complete me.
1435
01:12:21,713 --> 01:12:22,713
Shut up.
1436
01:12:23,715 --> 01:12:24,715
What?
1437
01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:27,051
Just shut up.
1438
01:12:27,719 --> 01:12:29,845
You had me at "hello."
1439
01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:48,364
GRIECO: And it seems to me you're just
a little bit harder on Doug
1440
01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:52,326
than you are on Steve.
I mean, isn't that true?
1441
01:12:53,078 --> 01:12:56,664
It's true, it's true. It's just that
Doug is always so rebellious.
1442
01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:57,748
I can't control him.
1443
01:12:57,832 --> 01:13:01,335
Yeah, but, you know, rebellious,
scrappy, dreamer, I mean...
1444
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:04,129
What other young man
does that remind you of?
1445
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,008
Myself as a kid.
1446
01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:12,096
So who are you really fighting with?
1447
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,853
Richard Grieco,
you see right through me.
1448
01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,567
(WHAT IS LOVE PLAYING)
1449
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:36,579
I missed this car. I look good in it.
1450
01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:38,038
Of course you do.
1451
01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:40,749
And you look good also.
1452
01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:43,627
Thanks.
1453
01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:46,630
I'm really glad you moved
back into the room.
1454
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:48,299
Dad was pretty cool about the wedding
1455
01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:50,551
once he had that chat
with Richard Grieco.
1456
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:53,512
Yeah, and it really improved
your relationship with him.
1457
01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:00,936
Oh, my God.
Is that an outside nightclub?
1458
01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:02,646
No way, that's your idea!
1459
01:14:02,731 --> 01:14:03,981
Pull over. Let's check it out.
1460
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,316
Right.
1461
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,360
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1462
01:14:09,738 --> 01:14:11,780
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1463
01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:15,784
(EXCLAIMS)
1464
01:14:16,411 --> 01:14:18,537
No one gets in
unless they talk to the list.
1465
01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:20,914
-We're on the list.
-Steve and Doug Butabi.
1466
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:23,250
Butabi.
1467
01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,586
Oh, step right in.
1468
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:27,588
-I'm sorry?
-Go right in.
1469
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:29,632
Okay.
1470
01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:31,884
I guess we should go in then.
1471
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,135
Yeah.
1472
01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:36,154
-Okay, we're gonna...
-We're gonna go in.
1473
01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:37,723
We're going in.
1474
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,017
I can't believe we got in.
1475
01:14:42,062 --> 01:14:43,456
I know.
I don't know what that's about.
1476
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,730
You sure it wasn't a mistake?
1477
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,940
I don't think so.
It's too weird to be a mistake.
1478
01:14:47,025 --> 01:14:48,419
It's like they stole your idea.
It's...
1479
01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:49,568
I know.
1480
01:14:56,743 --> 01:15:00,079
Butabis! I've been looking
all over for you. Come here!
1481
01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:01,664
Get over here!
1482
01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:03,040
Mr. Zadir.
1483
01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:07,503
-How do you like our club?
-Our club?
1484
01:15:07,587 --> 01:15:10,089
Of course. I cut you in.
It was your idea.
1485
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:12,508
-Sweet.
-Sweet ass sweet.
1486
01:15:12,592 --> 01:15:13,884
It's not all sweet asses.
1487
01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:15,386
Running a club is hard work.
1488
01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:16,762
Don't worry about it, Mr. Zadir.
1489
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,263
Yeah. We're workaholics.
1490
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:20,641
Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called
from Pismo Beach.
1491
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,394
He says there's no way
he could have grabbed your ass.
1492
01:15:23,478 --> 01:15:24,645
What is he up to now?
1493
01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:25,771
I just told you.
1494
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:27,314
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
1495
01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:29,024
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
1496
01:15:30,819 --> 01:15:32,194
Let's do some business.
1497
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,654
All right.
1498
01:15:38,702 --> 01:15:39,762
Put a couple cherries in that.
1499
01:15:39,786 --> 01:15:40,911
Nice call.
1500
01:15:40,995 --> 01:15:42,996
-Hello, Mr. Butabi.
-Hey.
1501
01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:44,873
Mr. Butabi, can you approve this?
1502
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,126
Yes. That looks just fine, all that.
1503
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:48,794
Good decision.
1504
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:52,047
-Hi, Mr. Bartabi.
-It's Butabi, but that's okay.
1505
01:15:52,132 --> 01:15:53,632
-How's the hair?
-Good.
1506
01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:55,634
-Successful-club-owner good?
-Absolutely.
1507
01:15:55,719 --> 01:15:57,219
How are these? Nice?
1508
01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:59,722
God, that voice sounds so familiar.
1509
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:06,812
Are you...
1510
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:08,397
Doug?
1511
01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:10,524
Credit Vixen?
1512
01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:13,277
My God, I can't believe this.
1513
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:16,739
You're even more beautiful
than you sound.
1514
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:19,324
You stopped calling.
1515
01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:21,076
Well, not because I didn't want to.
1516
01:16:21,161 --> 01:16:22,619
I just...
1517
01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,331
Am I what you expected?
1518
01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:30,252
I totally approve.
1519
01:16:33,715 --> 01:16:35,090
You're not here with anyone?
1520
01:16:35,175 --> 01:16:37,176
Oh, just my friend.
1521
01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,052
(WHAT IS LOVE PLAYING)
1522
01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:41,555
Hottie police officer?
1523
01:16:43,266 --> 01:16:45,017
I was really looking forward
to meeting you
1524
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,895
at municipal court
on or before June 6th.
1525
01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:51,356
So, do you guys want to dance?
1526
01:16:52,192 --> 01:16:53,692
No.
1527
01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:55,944
-Yes.
-Yes.
1528
01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,446
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
1529
01:16:58,698 --> 01:16:59,865
Oh, I love this song.
1530
01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:00,991
Me, too.
1531
01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:02,785
Actually, I'm getting
kind of sick of it.
1532
01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:49,665
I broke the window again.
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