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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:03,633 - Previously on 2 00:00:03,633 --> 00:00:04,266 - Previously on "Vanderpump Rules"... 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,600 I'm gonna go to Vegas 4 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:08,500 and I need to take Tom and Tom with me. 5 00:00:08,533 --> 00:00:10,333 - To Vegas and business meetings. 6 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:11,333 - Business! 7 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:13,100 Together: Business! 8 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:15,233 - Tom and Tom are supposed to be coming here. 9 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,333 Where the (BLEEP) are those two little twits? 10 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:19,066 - Dude, every time that I talk to you, 11 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,533 I'm like, "She seems loyal." 12 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:23,266 Those are the people that, like, I choose as friends. 13 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,433 - Even though you and I have had issues, 14 00:00:25,467 --> 00:00:28,033 I've always known, like, that bitch is badass. 15 00:00:28,066 --> 00:00:28,734 You know? 16 00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:33,166 - She puts a lot of pressure on Rob. 17 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,000 She's like, "How come he hasn't said I love you yet?" 18 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:36,233 And... - He hasn't said I love you? 19 00:00:36,266 --> 00:00:37,233 - What? - Rob's like, 20 00:00:37,266 --> 00:00:39,166 "I'm not in that place." 21 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,133 - If you wanna (BLEEP) with my relationship, 22 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,333 I'm gonna (BLEEP) with yours. 23 00:00:43,367 --> 00:00:46,533 [Dena Deadly's "Raise Your Glass"] 24 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:50,467 - ♪ You know that it's our time ♪ 25 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:55,467 ♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪ 26 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:59,266 ♪ Just raise your glasses high ♪ 27 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:04,133 ♪ This one's for you tonight ♪ 28 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:06,233 - ♪ Let's go baby ♪ 29 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,233 [upbeat music] 30 00:01:09,266 --> 00:01:16,300 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:23,033 - I am dreading going to that laser hair removal thing. 32 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,467 - Oh, yeah? 33 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,100 - 'Cause you have to, like, shave really close, 34 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:28,200 and honestly, it hurts. 35 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:29,633 - Really? 36 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:31,100 I would think that they would want you to, like, 37 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,400 have it grown out. 38 00:01:32,433 --> 00:01:34,233 So at least they could see where to go. 39 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:37,133 - No, it's the follicles that they laser. 40 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,300 They don't laser off your hairs. 41 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,200 - Does it smell like burning hair? 42 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:42,333 - Only if you don't shave close enough, 43 00:01:42,367 --> 00:01:44,200 and it hurts. 44 00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:49,100 I don't think I'm ready to full out say I love my vagina. 45 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:51,467 But, you know, I'm working on it. 46 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:55,300 Maybe one day I will declare on the top of a mountain 47 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,400 that, yes indeed, I love my vagina. 48 00:01:58,433 --> 00:02:00,433 One day. Maybe. 49 00:02:00,467 --> 00:02:02,166 - Vegas was awesome, by the way. 50 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,166 - Vegas was awesome. 51 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,467 - I had so much fun. 52 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,467 It was probably one of the best trips 53 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,533 I've ever taken to Vegas 54 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:08,100 just for the simple fact that 55 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:11,066 I actually did something productive. 56 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,066 Yeah, of course, went out, 57 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,367 partied my balls off, gambled my ass off. 58 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,433 We still got up, made it happen. 59 00:02:17,467 --> 00:02:21,200 She did kind of, uh, kick us out of the meeting 60 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:23,166 with Nick Alain a little bit. 61 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,400 I might have annoyed Ken and Lisa a little bit in Vegas, 62 00:02:25,433 --> 00:02:27,367 but I can't help my enthusiasm. 63 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,367 Lisa, what if we... Lisa, what if we do some, like, 64 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,066 metal tiling, like, dark color on the ceiling? 65 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,600 - No, we're not spending money on that. 66 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:37,700 - I just hope that it doesn't cause them to feel like 67 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:39,667 I'm overstepping my boundaries. 68 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,333 She definitely sent me and Schwartz 69 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:42,600 to the... ing kids' table, for sure. 70 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:44,500 - Yeah, well, it sounds like you deserved it. 71 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:46,166 - Yeah. [sighs] 72 00:02:48,266 --> 00:02:51,233 [upbeat music] 73 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:53,233 ♪ ♪ 74 00:02:53,266 --> 00:02:55,333 - ♪ Superstitiolous ♪ 75 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:58,166 ♪ ♪ 76 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,667 - Oh, it sounds so good in those headphones. 77 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:04,133 I'm excited for your dad to see you DJ. 78 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:07,367 - I'm putting on my jacket so my dad thinks I'm more smart. 79 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,100 So it's been for me about five months since I last saw my dad. 80 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:13,367 He's been living in England since last summer. 81 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,233 It's the first time he's coming to visit me 82 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:16,500 after the divorce. 83 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:18,633 Look at this navy blue all day, baby. 84 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:20,367 I definitely had a hard time with it. 85 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,700 Honestly, I've missed him so much. 86 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,266 I'm happy that he's here. 87 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,400 I'm happy that he's coming to visit. 88 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,433 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,734 - Hey. - Hi. 90 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:30,533 - Just keeping it gangster. 91 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:33,133 - London gangster. 92 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,166 - My dad managed George Michael. 93 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,266 He was his best friend for countless years. 94 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,667 My dad was a DJ also. 95 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,467 It was definitely a very musical environment 96 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,266 growing up, you know? 97 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,734 There's music playing in every room all the time. 98 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:46,467 You know, I'd always just see music, you know? 99 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,667 So obviously I wanna make my dad proud. 100 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:52,600 - I was just telling James how I felt like I've already 101 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,667 met you before. - Yeah. 102 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:57,467 - But it's so good to see you here. 103 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,467 - Uh... 104 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,233 Let me buy you the first one. 105 00:04:01,266 --> 00:04:02,266 - What do you drink now? 106 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,367 - I drink vodka or beer. 107 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,233 Vodka tonight. 108 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:08,266 - Hey. - What? 109 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,000 [quirky music] 110 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,533 - You're not drinking tonight, right? 111 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:14,300 ♪ ♪ 112 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,700 Or are you? 113 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:18,433 - Mmm, no. 114 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:22,600 My dad doesn't understand why I get so crazy when I drink. 115 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:24,300 So for him still to say, "Oh yeah, 116 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,633 "... ing have a drink. I mean, you're a DJ. 117 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:27,367 Gotta have a couple drinks." 118 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,700 It's not like he's trying to be a bad influence. 119 00:04:29,734 --> 00:04:31,633 - No, I normally drink vodka Red Bulls, 120 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,667 but I'm not drinking tonight. 121 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,233 I can't drink while I'm here. 122 00:04:35,266 --> 00:04:37,533 - If Lisa does happen to walk in 123 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:40,300 and see you with a glass, that's not good. 124 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,433 - You don't drink then. 125 00:04:42,467 --> 00:04:44,767 [club music] 126 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,533 - Did you hear me? 127 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:47,734 - Yes, baby. I heard you, I heard you. 128 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,433 - Okay. 129 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:50,767 Just needed... - Hey! 130 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,333 - Validation, so... - I heard you, my love. 131 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:53,333 - Okay. [kisses] 132 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:57,367 ♪ ♪ 133 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,600 - Thank you for calling Sur Restaurant. 134 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:00,433 Can you please hold? 135 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,734 - Hello, Miss Billie, how are you? 136 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:04,233 - Good, how are you? 137 00:05:04,266 --> 00:05:05,567 - You're looking rather chipper. 138 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,734 Let's go see how he's doing. 139 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,000 Hi. - Look who it is. 140 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:10,000 - Daddy! 141 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:11,300 All: [laughing] 142 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,233 How are you? - How are you? 143 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:15,033 Good, babe. How you doing? 144 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:16,734 - I haven't seen you for years. 145 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:19,600 I first met Andros with George Michael 146 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:22,200 coming back from south France many years ago. 147 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:26,367 But Ken had known him through the bar scene prior to that. 148 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,033 And Andros was a bit of a guy around town. 149 00:05:29,066 --> 00:05:30,734 He's supposed to be concentrating on what he's 150 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:32,700 supposed to be doing. 151 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:36,033 - He's... He's the governor. He's the governor. 152 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:38,533 - Uh, no. I'm the governor here. 153 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:39,767 - Do you see where I get it from? 154 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,533 - Yeah, no, he's not the governor. 155 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:45,433 ♪ ♪ 156 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:48,433 [upbeat music] 157 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:55,500 ♪ ♪ 158 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:01,734 - Hi. - Oh, it's already out. 159 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:03,266 - Hi, baby. - Oh, hey, guys. 160 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,633 - Hi, honey. 161 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:05,700 - How are you? - Good, how are you, gorgeous? 162 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,266 - Hi. 163 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,533 - Does this take you back, Brit? 164 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,633 - Yeah, this is the one I worked at. 165 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:12,367 - Hi. - Hi, welcome to Hooters. 166 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,533 Well, thanks for coming on my first day. 167 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:16,433 - Of course, I'm here to support you. 168 00:06:16,467 --> 00:06:17,667 - Oh, God. - [laughs] 169 00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:21,700 - [laughs] 170 00:06:21,734 --> 00:06:24,367 I know everybody's asking why I wanna have these parties 171 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,700 for Jax for his birthday. 172 00:06:25,734 --> 00:06:27,100 - Brittany, do you just want them everywhere? 173 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:28,467 - Yeah. - Or, like, around? 174 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,266 Okay. - Just all over the place. 175 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,500 But my mom told me that if I'm going to go through 176 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,266 with this relationship, 177 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:37,467 I need to put in 100% and not dwell on the past. 178 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,400 - Can't believe I came all the way downtown 179 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,767 for Jax. - For Hooters. 180 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,467 - And Hooters. 181 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,433 - Just a reminder, when I found out 182 00:06:44,467 --> 00:06:47,400 Jax cheated on me, I threw all of his sh... out, 183 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:50,000 moved out of the apartment, drank his Cristal... 184 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:52,000 - Can we at least be classy? 185 00:06:52,033 --> 00:06:53,600 - Class it up. 186 00:06:53,633 --> 00:06:55,600 - Feel free to go put some booze in the freezer 187 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:57,033 and open that up. 188 00:06:57,066 --> 00:06:58,667 Yeah, so, I'm not really understanding 189 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:01,133 why two months later Brittany's throwing him 190 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,300 a massive birthday party. 191 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:06,100 [upbeat music] 192 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,467 - Hey. - Hey! 193 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,567 All: Hey! - He's here! 194 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,567 All: Whoo! 195 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,333 - This is, like, the perfect birthday party 196 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:16,633 for my inner child. 197 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,433 I mean, nothing better than turning 38 198 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:19,700 and going to Hooters. 199 00:07:19,734 --> 00:07:21,533 My dad brought me here when I was 15 200 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,333 and I thought it was the best thing in the whole world. 201 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,367 And I loved it ever since. 202 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,400 - Whoo! 203 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,500 - It's really hot in here. 204 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,700 - I'm always hot. 205 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:29,734 Underboob sweat is... 206 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:33,066 Small boobed women will never know the... ing struggle. 207 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,066 - I get... I could hold a pencil underneath it. 208 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:37,400 - No, I could hold a family of rats. 209 00:07:37,433 --> 00:07:39,333 All: [laughing] 210 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:42,066 - Hey, can I talk to you for, like, five seconds? 211 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,567 - Okay. 212 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,033 - I wanted to talk to you about something. 213 00:07:45,066 --> 00:07:46,567 The way Kristen said it, 214 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,333 you said that Rob said he loves me 215 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:52,467 but he's not in love with me. 216 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,500 - Well, has he said I love you yet? 217 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:55,033 - Absolutely. 218 00:07:55,066 --> 00:07:56,166 - Well, he told me something different, then. 219 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,066 [dramatic music] 220 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,433 - Coming up. 221 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:00,467 - Jeremy asked me out on a date. 222 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,100 - Holy crap. 223 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,166 - I mean, you're going to, like, a public place, right? 224 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,767 - Yeah. 225 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,033 - Why? 226 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:15,433 [dramatic music] 227 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:20,467 - You said that Rob said he loves me, 228 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,567 but he's not in love with me. 229 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,633 - Well, has he said I love you yet? 230 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,133 - Absolutely. 231 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:26,633 - But he told me something different, then. 232 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,500 - Right now her whole thing is she's like, 233 00:08:28,533 --> 00:08:31,133 "I love you," and she's like, "Wait, should we say it back?" 234 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,166 I'm like, that word is something like, 235 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,667 you don't throw it around. 236 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,000 - From what I gathered from that conversation... 237 00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,166 - He said verbatim... 238 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,433 - He never said that I love you. 239 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,433 - "I am not in love with Scheana." 240 00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:41,200 He said that? 241 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,467 - From what I remember. 242 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,200 - Rob and I aren't the people who end every phone call 243 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,567 conversation with the routine, "I love you." 244 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,133 There's so much more meaning behind it 245 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:52,200 when you're not saying it constantly. 246 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:54,133 Eventually we're going to get married. 247 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,033 Yes, maybe slower than I would want because... 248 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,166 - That's it. - He's always been the one 249 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,233 for me. - That's it right there. 250 00:08:58,266 --> 00:08:59,500 - Let me finish my sentence. 251 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:01,000 - This is exactly what I mean. 252 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:02,600 She wants to think that Rob is perfect. 253 00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:04,233 She wants to think that her relationship is perfect. 254 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:05,767 She wants to think that her whole life is perfect. 255 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,300 You know what? This is real life. 256 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,667 It's not just one big happy Instagram story. 257 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,066 That's all you had to say. 258 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,200 "Maybe slower than I would want." 259 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:13,200 - Yeah. - That right there 260 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:14,200 was all I was saying. 261 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:15,200 - I'm... I'll... 262 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:17,734 ♪ ♪ 263 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:19,567 Let's go. - Okay, love you, bye. 264 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,667 - Bye, love you too. 265 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,633 Happy birthday, (BLEEP)... 266 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,066 ♪ ♪ 267 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,133 [upbeat music] 268 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,633 - I want drinks. I'm going downstairs. 269 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,633 - How does it feel being back? 270 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:30,100 - I like it. 271 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:32,000 Me and Jax still eat here all the time. 272 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:34,133 - I think it means a lot that he would take us to church 273 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:36,000 like this on his birthday. 274 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,533 - I said I wasn't gonna eat bad this week 275 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:40,133 since we're going to the beach on Friday. 276 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,166 - Dude. - This is one of your guests. 277 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,567 - There's a stip... 278 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,500 - No, I don't need sh..., guys. 279 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,066 - There's... Should we tell him the stipulation to this gift? 280 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,100 - You gotta wear it. 281 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,767 - You have to wear it now. 282 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,166 - It's beautiful. 283 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,166 I already can tell what it is. 284 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,700 What? No, I can't. 285 00:09:53,734 --> 00:09:55,033 I'm not wearing this. 286 00:09:55,066 --> 00:09:57,667 All: Put it on! Put it on! 287 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,734 Put it on! 288 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,100 - Thanks, guys. 289 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,200 - We don't wanna leave you hanging. 290 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:04,600 So we're gonna... - Whoo! 291 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:06,700 - You know, if I have to wear a male romper 292 00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:09,734 to get to see Jax in a romper, well, 293 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:11,567 that's a price I'm willing to pay. 294 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,233 - Whoo! 295 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:14,533 - [laughs] 296 00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:17,533 [cheering] - So sexy! 297 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,533 [upbeat club music] 298 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:24,100 ♪ ♪ 299 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:25,367 So sexy! 300 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,000 - Her face of disgust says it all. 301 00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,667 - You look like you work for UPS. 302 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,000 - I got a package to deliver. 303 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,700 - Oh, my God. 304 00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:35,200 - I feel like I'm the last birthday of the... ing summer. 305 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,200 And thank you to my beautiful girlfriend. 306 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:38,333 - Thank you. - [kisses] 307 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,567 Who put all this on. 308 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,533 I love you. - Whoo! 309 00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:44,600 [cheers] 310 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,000 - Thank you, guys! 311 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,100 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 312 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:49,000 ♪ ♪ 313 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,567 - ♪ Don't run away ♪ 314 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:56,133 ♪ You were meant to do amazing things ♪ 315 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:59,000 - I had one shot and, like, two beers. 316 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,133 - Listen, you can be honest. 317 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,333 Like, I don't judge alcoholics. 318 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,266 - [laughs] 319 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,066 I'm not an alcoholic, I swear. 320 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,700 ♪ ♪ 321 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,200 - Hello. - Hi. 322 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,000 - Hi. 323 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:12,367 I have gluten free and vegan brownies and bread. 324 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,600 - Look how cute that apron is. 325 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,166 Apron chic. 326 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,233 I really have enjoyed getting to know Bille 327 00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:21,700 because I've never met somebody with her story. 328 00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,000 - My name is Billie Lee. 329 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,667 And I am transgender. 330 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:28,333 I went through so much of my life ashamed of who I was. 331 00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:30,700 And I went through a transition where I wasn't accepted 332 00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:32,567 by society. 333 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,033 - There's really nothing bad that I could say about her. 334 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:37,033 At this moment in time. 335 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:38,734 - Wait, you guys. I have something to tell you. 336 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,066 - What? 337 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,734 - So, yesterday at work, uh... 338 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:45,000 Jeremy asked me out on a date. 339 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:46,033 [quirky music] 340 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:47,367 - Madix? - Yeah. 341 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,200 - Holy crap. - I'm like... 342 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:52,433 - Yo, so, what do you got going on later this week? 343 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,333 - Work and yoga. 344 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,734 - Um, I was thinking maybe we can go 345 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,200 grab a drink or something. 346 00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,000 Get some food, hang out. 347 00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,100 - Yeah, I'm down. 348 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,333 - You know? - Yeah. 349 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,333 - I mean, you're going to, like, 350 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,600 a public place, right? 351 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,166 - Yeah. 352 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200 - Why? 353 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:08,200 ♪ ♪ 354 00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,333 All: [laughing] 355 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,700 - I don't know. I mean... 356 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:13,200 - He's a little creepy. Like... 357 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,200 - Yeah. 358 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,000 ♪ ♪ 359 00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,700 - When I was at Katie and Tom's wedding, 360 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:20,333 I got really freaked out by Jeremy 361 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,333 because he was just being creepy. 362 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,033 ♪ ♪ 363 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,734 He would not leave me alone. 364 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:39,066 And it just gave me a really sick feeling in my stomach. 365 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,467 He would keep going like... 366 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,633 And just being weird and going to, like, Rachel, 367 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,133 then to me, then to whoever was just... 368 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,033 - Yeah. - Like, in his line of sight. 369 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,767 - Basically what I'm saying is I don't want him to, like, 370 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,100 just try to (BLEEP) you and that's why you guys 371 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,433 are going on a date. 372 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,734 Like, I hope that... You know what I mean? 373 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,467 - I'm down to just get... ed. 374 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,233 Like, I don't... I just got out of a serious relationship. 375 00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:56,467 - Then honestly, go with it. - ...Ing YOLO. 376 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,233 All: [laughing] 377 00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,633 - You guys are scaring me. 378 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,266 - No, we don't... No, I'm not trying... 379 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,266 - No, I'm kidding. 380 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,767 ♪ ♪ 381 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,767 [upbeat music] 382 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,467 ♪ ♪ 383 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,066 - Okay, ladies. So, here's our brunch menu 384 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,300 for the day. - Thank you. 385 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,700 - And then this is our drink menu. 386 00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:17,133 It's got all of our cocktails, mimosas. 387 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,166 Okay? - Awesome, thank you. 388 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,333 - All right, you're welcome. 389 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,333 - They have cocktails, Brittany. 390 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,000 - [groans] 391 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,367 I don't think I could do that right now. 392 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,133 - So you don't wanna do a shot of tequila? 393 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,033 - Heck no. 394 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,333 If you wanna see me throw up in front of all these people, 395 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,333 then I'll do a shot of tequila. 396 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:31,000 - [laughs] 397 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:32,133 - Whenever you talked to Jax last night, 398 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,500 you guys cleared up everything? 399 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,133 - We did. - Okay. 400 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,367 - I was just super annoyed, 401 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,066 but then I was, like, trying to think. 402 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,133 I'm like... 'cause at first I was just like, 403 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,333 "Rob wouldn't say that." 404 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:41,767 Like, I know he's in love with me. 405 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,233 He tells me... - So... But you and Rob 406 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,300 are doing really, really good, obviously. 407 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,667 That's good. 408 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,467 - How have things been with Jax? 409 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,100 Have you guys been fighting a lot still, or... 410 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,100 - No, we've been, like, a lot better. 411 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,700 - You definitely seem happier, but, like, 412 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,500 I want you to be, like, this happy. 413 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:58,200 - I know. I do, too. 414 00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,700 - You know? Like, that's what you deserve. 415 00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:01,433 Well, in the meantime, we can still go out 416 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,166 with cute boys and have fun. 417 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,166 - Oh, God. 418 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,066 Jax will really love you if he finds out about that. 419 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,433 - I'm just saying, there are options. 420 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,433 - I know. - And a lot of people 421 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,433 have asked about you. 422 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,367 - [laughs] 423 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,233 My hope for this relationship is that Jax will be the person 424 00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:19,533 he is whenever we have so much fun together. 425 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,166 I mean, we laugh all night long sometimes. 426 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,000 But whenever he goes and acts like an asshole, 427 00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:27,033 that's not the person that I want to be with. 428 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,367 That's not the person that I love. 429 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,533 So, hello, your girlfriend's still really hot, 430 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,367 and there's gonna be other guys who want me. 431 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,500 So either buck up or sit down, Jax. 432 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:37,133 - Wonder if his ears were ringing. 433 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,033 - Rob? - No, Adam. 434 00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:40,767 I was gonna talk to you about him. 435 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,266 - Who's Adam? 436 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,567 - The hot new guy at Sur. 437 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,300 ♪ ♪ 438 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,166 - All right, salted glass. 439 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,533 ♪ ♪ 440 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,400 - Little much. - A little much, 441 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,433 but I mean, looks good. - Not a bad first try, right? 442 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,100 - No, he had just asked about you. 443 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,266 - Oh, why? 444 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,066 - Because you guys did break up, 445 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,467 and everyone at Sur knew that, 446 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,533 and then he didn't know, like, where you were at. 447 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,200 And I was like, "I mean, we could all maybe, 448 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:06,367 you know, go out. Just... Just to see." 449 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,066 I'm thinking Adam might be the perfect guy 450 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,533 who would treat Brittany like a princess like Rob treats me. 451 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,533 I want her away from Jax 452 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:17,600 and literally just around anybody else. 453 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,233 He's gonna kill me. 454 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,367 ♪ ♪ 455 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400 No harm in that. - Oh, geez. 456 00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:23,400 ♪ ♪ 457 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:25,300 - Coming up. 458 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,100 - I told Kristen and Stassi that I was going on a date, 459 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,467 and they were like... 460 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,467 - See? It's like I start seeing 461 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,300 the good in her, and then she says 462 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:36,266 one thing like that, and it drives me... ing crazy. 463 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:43,600 [upbeat music] 464 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,567 ♪ ♪ 465 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,266 - Oh, sh..., man. 466 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,433 - I wanna take a few scoops. 467 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,133 Think they'll let us? 468 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,367 - Maybe not. - Maybe not. 469 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,667 - [laughs] - That's crazy. 470 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,300 - Oh, here they are. - What's up, guys? 471 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,333 - Right on cue. - How's it going? 472 00:15:58,367 --> 00:15:59,333 - It's going. 473 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,533 - Whoo! - Wow. 474 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,233 - Tom, you look... - What's up, guys? 475 00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,433 - You look like you're dressed for Saint-Tropez 476 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,467 with those shoes on. - [laughs] 477 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,166 - Seriously. - I know. 478 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,367 - You're gonna get hurt. - I know, I didn't know... 479 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,467 I didn't know we'd actually be... 480 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,467 - It's dangerous. - Yeah. 481 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,266 I love sandals, you know? 482 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,400 - Oh, it's okay. 483 00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,467 - Ooh, whoa. Oh, my God, dude! 484 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,200 - Are those your dress slippers? 485 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,333 I thought you had better ones for tomorrow. 486 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,100 - Katie vetoed that. 487 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,667 These are high end. 488 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,200 I think I can get away with that. 489 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:23,600 I got pants on. 490 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,467 I hope Ken and Lisa aren't expecting me to wear 491 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,367 shoes while I'm working at Tom Tom 492 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,066 because, honestly, that might be a deal breaker. 493 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,533 - How far is that bar gonna come out from the back here? 494 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,333 About here? 495 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,667 You know, just wanna make sure the ice wells are definitely 496 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,500 in the middle. 497 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,500 - He's built more bars than you've had hot dinners. 498 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,533 - [laughs] 499 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,400 - I'm serious. 500 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:47,166 I learned about the restaurant business from the best. 501 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,266 And luckily, I'm married to the best. 502 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,200 So I have private lessons with Mr. Ken Todd. 503 00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:55,633 The best thing to do is to go through the whole of I.A. 504 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,333 and take the best cocktail from every place, 505 00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,100 and then all choose your favorite cocktail. 506 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,633 And that gives us a place to start. 507 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,633 We get something that I haven't seen before, you know? 508 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,300 And then put your own twist on it. 509 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,467 You know how to do that. - Yeah, yeah. 510 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,166 I get it. Lisa is amazing at designing 511 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,233 restaurants, bars, whatnot. 512 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:13,500 And I got a little excited. 513 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,433 Definitely like to do something where 514 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,266 we incorporate dry ice in a cocktail. 515 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,633 'Cause then it'll have the smoke coming out of the drink. 516 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,400 Loud and clear. 517 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,333 I'm gonna work on the best freaking cocktails 518 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,367 the world has ever experienced. 519 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,433 - Okay, I'm so hot right now. 520 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,533 Is there anything imperative that we've gotta talk about? 521 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,300 Can I get out of here? 522 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,266 - I know my role. - Down on your knees with that. 523 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,166 - [laughs] 524 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,166 [upbeat music] 525 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,233 ♪ ♪ 526 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:47,367 - Schea-schu? - Yeah, I'm back here. 527 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,367 - You look pretty. 528 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,467 - Thanks, my love. 529 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,300 - You look pretty. - Hey. 530 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,467 How are you? - Good, how are you? 531 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,467 I'm all right. Oh, my God, 532 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,734 can we have a drink? 533 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,133 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's have a drink. 534 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,333 - Honey, who you talking to? 535 00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,533 - I'm gonna... um, I'll make drinks. 536 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,300 But before I do, 537 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:04,000 I pulled some options. - Oh, my God. 538 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,633 Those are so chic. - Um, it is, like, a caj place. 539 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,700 - Yes. - But, like, this is, like, 540 00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,567 super cute. 541 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,700 I think Jeremy and Billie are perfect for each other. 542 00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,233 They are already friends. 543 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,400 They both smoke weed. 544 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,200 They have, like, a lot in common. 545 00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,567 I think this is a great match. 546 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,567 - But, like, I told Kristen and Stassi 547 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,000 that I was going on a date, 548 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,200 and they were like... [inhales sharply] 549 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,567 And then one of them said, 550 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,300 "Oh, are you gonna be in public or something?" 551 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,700 And I was like, "What are you talking about?" 552 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,633 I'm not meeting a stranger. 553 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,333 And, like, Stassi was like, "Oh, he's, like, 554 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:34,300 tried to date everyone." 555 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,667 - Never tried to date me. - Never tried to date me. 556 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,433 - Yeah, it was just, like... - See? 557 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,166 - Everyone else is like, "Oh, my God, this is great." 558 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,433 - It's like, I start seeing the good in her, 559 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,433 and then she says one thing like that. 560 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,467 [groans] 561 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,767 I'm trying to be nice 562 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,233 because I'm getting along with everybody, 563 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,333 but it drives me... ing crazy. 564 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:52,500 Kristen and Stassi tend to say things that don't just 565 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:55,600 hurt people's feelings, but ultimately affects 566 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:57,000 someone's life. 567 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,233 You're squashing Billie's excitement. 568 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,700 I'm not okay with that. 569 00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:02,600 So let's get you ready to have fun tonight. 570 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:03,667 - Yes. 571 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:08,400 ♪ ♪ 572 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,700 - Your tits are so good. - I know. 573 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,300 - They're so supple. 574 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,367 - I don't have any. 575 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,700 - I can't even describe to you 576 00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,567 how much I love and adore Billie. 577 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,200 She's genuine, she's open about who she is. 578 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,433 She has great tits, 579 00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,467 and I know her pussy's bomb, too. 580 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,233 - Um, am I doing this right? 581 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,600 - No, I think you're not supposed to wear a bra. 582 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:26,600 - Oh, I should not wear a bra. Yeah, okay. 583 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,633 - Yeah. 584 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,367 - I like the color of it. 585 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,467 - I feel like it's gonna be super small. 586 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,233 Okay. - That's really cute. 587 00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:34,500 - That's my vote. - I like that the best. 588 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,367 - One-hundo. That is so cute. 589 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,066 - I think you look great for your date. 590 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,567 All right, I love you. - I love you, thank you. 591 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,233 - Um, I gotta get ready for work. 592 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:42,500 Come by after. - I'm gonna come by, yeah. 593 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:44,467 - Yeah, perfect. - We'll both come by. 594 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,734 - ♪ This feels so right ♪ 595 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,700 ♪ To do something wrong ♪ 596 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,500 ♪ Yeah I know he's trouble ♪ 597 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,233 ♪ I knew it all along ♪ 598 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,300 - How you feeling, Boo Boo? 599 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,767 - I'm ready for a cocktail. 600 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,633 - I won't lie, I'm probably gonna get buzzed here 601 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:57,633 before I go to work. 602 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,600 Do not tell Lisa. 603 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,000 - ♪ This feels so right ♪ 604 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,667 ♪ To do something wrong ♪ 605 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,400 ♪ Yeah I know he's trouble ♪ 606 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,333 - I'm so grateful for you being here for me 607 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,767 and to, like, come have a drink with me before my date. 608 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,767 I'm super grateful. 609 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,433 - Dude, anytime. 610 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:16,500 First dates are terrifying and awkward. 611 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:19,467 You have those jitters and the anxiety of, like, 612 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,300 what are we going to talk about? 613 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,533 What do I... ing order? 614 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:25,000 Then there's the other side of the coin 615 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:27,667 where you get butterflies because the dude's hot 616 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,300 and you're in to him, and he could potentially 617 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,667 be the love of your life. 618 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,533 - Hi. - Hi. 619 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,333 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 620 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,734 - Hi, good to see you. 621 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,100 - You, too. How's it going? 622 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,433 - It's good. 623 00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:40,567 - Hi, Lala. - What it do, boy? 624 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,066 All right, I love you guys. 625 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,066 - All right. - Have the best time ever. 626 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,333 - Love you, babe. 627 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:45,567 - Bye, guys. I love you. 628 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,000 - Hi. - Hi. 629 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,467 - What's up? 630 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,767 - Not much. - Here we are. 631 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,467 - [laughs] 632 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,000 Yeah, I was super nervous, like, earlier. 633 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:55,133 - Really? - Yeah, like... 634 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,600 - Don't be nervous. 635 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,300 - My thing is, like, 636 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,700 I get a little nervous, like, even for you 637 00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,433 because I am trans and, like, you know, 638 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:04,033 I just don't want people to, like, sh... talk 639 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,300 or I don't want to put you in a weird situation. 640 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,600 - Yeah. - And, like... 641 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,567 - Well, for me it's, like, so... ing what? 642 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,300 You know? You're a... ing woman. 643 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,700 And you deserve to be acknowledged as a woman. 644 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,633 That's what you are. - Ah. 645 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,066 - And everyone else can (BLEEP) off. 646 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,667 - Yes. Why are you so dope? 647 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,500 [uplifting music] 648 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,500 - Coming up. 649 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,367 - Stassi, man. 650 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,433 Why would you say to Billie when she's going on a date 651 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:32,367 with Jeremy that you hope that it's in public? 652 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:40,600 [upbeat music] 653 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:50,066 ♪ ♪ 654 00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:52,533 - Hi. - Hi. 655 00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:53,767 - Um, which one of these is the most popular? 656 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,633 - The orange one. - All right. 657 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,100 Can I do a large one with that, and can you add, like, 658 00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,533 a little shot on top for me? - Sure. 659 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,000 - Thank you, darling. Hey! 660 00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:01,734 - Hey. 661 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,667 - Ah. What's up? 662 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,667 - Good, and you? - How are you? 663 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,133 This is my dad. 664 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,200 Just ordered a drink. What do you want? 665 00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:10,400 - Oh, stellar. What's going on? 666 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:11,633 - Here you are. 667 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,166 - Nothing, man. Just chilling. 668 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,000 It's nice to have my foot back in the door. 669 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,100 It's nice to have Lisa looking at me again for once. 670 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:18,633 - You're getting known out there. 671 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,133 That's what's important. 672 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,700 But your heritage is right. 673 00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:24,266 You know, God bless him, George, 674 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,200 when he christened you and everything. 675 00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:28,734 - So he christened me, dipped me in the holy water, 676 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:29,734 and then he spat on me. 677 00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:31,433 - Yeah. 678 00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:34,567 It means you take my skills from my life. 679 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,500 I give them to you. - Oh, right, like he's spitting 680 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:37,500 on my back. - He's spitting on you 681 00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:38,500 for that. - Oh, wow. 682 00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,200 That's amazing. 683 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,133 Having George Michael as, like, my godfather, 684 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,033 that's the reason why I'm into music. 685 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,433 That's the reason why I'm so obsessed with the I.A. scene 686 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:51,100 and making it and being just someone that matters. 687 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:52,700 - What's the next single, then? 688 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,633 - Working on a song called "Picked Up Put Down." 689 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,533 ♪ Don't get hurt when you're lost in the gong ♪ 690 00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:57,700 ♪ 'Cause we're gonna get all kicked up kicked... ♪ 691 00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,600 That's me and Lala. 692 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,166 We're gonna be on the Grammy... ing stage one day. 693 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,700 Me and her. I know it. 694 00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:04,500 My dad was someone that mattered, you know? 695 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,633 He was with George Michael, 696 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:09,066 and then when they got into their big falling out, 697 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,066 my dad, you know, was slowly losing everything, you know? 698 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,066 First the Mercedes, then the Range Rover, 699 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,300 then our big house. 700 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:15,567 Then we went to a chic apartment. 701 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,200 And then the apartment, and... 702 00:23:17,233 --> 00:23:19,200 Next thing you know, we're living on top of a pub. 703 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:22,300 I think that's definitely part of the reason why 704 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,000 my mom and dad have broken up 705 00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:29,233 and I struggled last year so much. 706 00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:30,600 - Before next year, you'll be playing 707 00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:31,667 like me, then. 708 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,033 - You were always supportive. 709 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:34,166 - When you were three years old, 710 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,133 I had you behind my double decks. 711 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,333 And mixing, right? - Right. 712 00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:40,767 - I can't wait to see you play. 713 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,133 Can I get on the bar with you later? 714 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,266 - I don't know if you can get up there, 715 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,633 but yeah, if you can get up there. 716 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:48,633 - [laughs] - Sure. 717 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,633 My dad now is working in England. 718 00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:52,600 He's, you know, still pursuing music 719 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,133 and trying to find new talent. 720 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,133 I don't know, just thinking about my dad. 721 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:59,133 [dramatic music] 722 00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:02,700 ♪ ♪ 723 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:05,033 I just miss it, you know? 724 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:07,100 ♪ ♪ 725 00:24:07,133 --> 00:24:09,734 I just miss him here. Living here, that's all. 726 00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:11,166 ♪ ♪ 727 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,166 I love you. 728 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,166 ♪ ♪ 729 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,734 I took care of the bill this time. 730 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,200 - Good, hey, I'll get it next time. 731 00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:20,066 In London. 732 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:23,066 [upbeat music] 733 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:26,333 ♪ ♪ 734 00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:28,533 - Hi, you guys. Welcome. 735 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,266 ♪ ♪ 736 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,066 - How is everything? Is everything okay? 737 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,233 - It's great. 738 00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:34,667 - Okay, good. 739 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,166 You should try the blackberry cobbler. 740 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,166 Really good. 741 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,066 ♪ ♪ 742 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:42,200 Hey, I heard about your big tip. 743 00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:43,567 - Oh yeah, last night, really. 744 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,000 - Oh, my gosh, last night, yeah. 745 00:24:45,033 --> 00:24:46,100 - Unbelievable. - A $2,000 tip. 746 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,300 - Good job. - Thank you. 747 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,300 - You must have done something right. 748 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,000 - I guess so. 749 00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:51,266 - So what's going on with you? Are you okay? 750 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:53,533 - Yeah, I'm first cut tonight. 751 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:56,200 We have a girl... we're going out on a girls' night. 752 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,233 - So why do you look so angst ridden? 753 00:24:58,266 --> 00:25:00,767 - Stassi was, like, saying really mean things 754 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,633 about my brother. 755 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:06,100 - That, like, Jeremy's, like, tried to date everyone. 756 00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:07,600 That he's, like, a creep. I'm like... 757 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,166 - Tries to date everyone? 758 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,367 I find it so annoying that Kristen and Stassi 759 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,233 would speak with any authority on Jeremy 760 00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:17,100 when they don't know him at all. 761 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:18,633 The first time I heard about it, 762 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,300 I laughed because I thought it was so rid... 763 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:22,033 I just... it was so ridiculous to me. 764 00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:25,166 - I mean, he just saved Sur from burning down. 765 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,233 And she's the girl that sent me a letter that she's gonna 766 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,700 burn it down. - She said she was gonna 767 00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:31,066 burn the place down. - Yes, very funny. 768 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:34,066 [dramatic music] 769 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:39,166 ♪ ♪ 770 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,033 Mmm, my little fireman. 771 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,100 - Hello. 772 00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,400 - So, are you creating fires? 773 00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,033 Putting out fires? What are you up to? 774 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:46,400 - A little bit of both, maybe. 775 00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:48,333 - Well, thank you for saving my restaurant. 776 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:49,734 A lot of people would have just walked away from that. 777 00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:51,433 - Yeah. 778 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:55,033 - I have to say, I kind of misjudged Jeremy in the past 779 00:25:55,066 --> 00:25:58,233 because this guy kind of saved the restaurant. 780 00:25:59,367 --> 00:26:01,166 - Oh... Oh, my God. 781 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,333 - I just wanna give him, like, a few hundred bucks 782 00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:05,734 just to make his week a little bit easier, 783 00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:09,100 because he kind of helped mine. 784 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,600 - Okay, thank you. - You deserve it. 785 00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:12,066 - [chuckles] Thank you. 786 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,600 ♪ ♪ 787 00:26:13,633 --> 00:26:15,233 - Okay, so, let's go to my house and change. 788 00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:16,600 - Perfect. 789 00:26:16,633 --> 00:26:17,767 - And then we can go over there. 790 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,033 - Yeah, we'll come to your place. 791 00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:20,033 - Okay. - I love it. 792 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,367 - We're gonna have fun, 793 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,200 but we're also gonna make a statement, okay? 794 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,767 - Ooh, a statement. 795 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,734 Like a statement necklace? 796 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:29,333 - Like a statement stop... ing 797 00:26:29,367 --> 00:26:31,266 with people's lives, dude. - Yeah. 798 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,700 ♪ ♪ 799 00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:36,433 - ♪ I came to get down ♪ 800 00:26:36,467 --> 00:26:38,367 ♪ Hey ♪ 801 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,100 ♪ I came to get down ♪ 802 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:42,133 [upbeat club music] 803 00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,633 - Hi. - Hi, guys. 804 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,266 - Hi. - Hello. 805 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,734 - I love this. I love that all the girls 806 00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,200 are here for me. 807 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,033 I mean, they don't even like each other, 808 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,166 but they're all sitting at this table supporting me. 809 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,700 - How are y'all's vaginas? 810 00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:55,367 - Fine. - Didn't hurt? 811 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,233 - It didn't hurt? 812 00:26:57,266 --> 00:26:59,233 - Slow, deep breaths. - Ouch. 813 00:26:59,266 --> 00:27:01,066 - Okay, that side's done. - Okay. 814 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,467 - If I had your punany, 815 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,734 I would have chosen porn as my job. 816 00:27:05,767 --> 00:27:07,266 - This part won't be too bad. 817 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,000 You don't have a lot of hair up here. 818 00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:11,400 - The labia's the worst part. 819 00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:12,400 - You're done. - That's it? 820 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,066 - Yeah. - What? 821 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,133 - Who are you? You're like Superwoman. 822 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,734 - So, survey says you have good-looking vaginas. 823 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,266 - Yes. 824 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,433 - That's what my boyfriend tells me, too, 825 00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:24,100 so I'll take it. 826 00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,266 - Scheana. - What? 827 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,033 He's not a boob guy. 828 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,767 - Can we go into this real quick? 829 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,066 Because there's an elephant in the room, 830 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,767 and I feel like if I don't address it, 831 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,300 I don't think anybody will. 832 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,667 Stassi, man. 833 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,433 I like you a lot, baby. 834 00:27:41,467 --> 00:27:45,133 But why would you say to Billie when she's going on a date 835 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:48,033 with Jeremy that you hope that it's in public? 836 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,700 [dramatic music] 837 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:53,266 - We both literally said, "Go and have so much fun." 838 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:56,033 - That's not the way she explained it to us yesterday. 839 00:27:56,066 --> 00:27:57,700 - What did she say that was said? 840 00:27:57,734 --> 00:27:59,133 - That you were talking about him as if he was, like, 841 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,133 a murderer. 842 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,700 ♪ ♪ 843 00:28:01,734 --> 00:28:03,433 - Oh, my God. That is so annoying. 844 00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:06,000 - I think you need to talk about the wedding, so... 845 00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:08,700 - No, I can't. I don't want to hurt anyone. 846 00:28:08,734 --> 00:28:10,467 - I'm sorry, I love you, but... - Bye. 847 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,166 - I have somewhere I need to be. 848 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,300 So, goodnight. 849 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,233 Gotta go. - All right, honey. 850 00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:19,734 - Text me when you get there. 851 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,433 - I had numerous girlfriends at my wedding 852 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,467 saying that he was ...ing creepy. 853 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,767 - Okay. - Sorry, no offense. 854 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,233 But that's what was happening. 855 00:28:26,266 --> 00:28:29,500 It was... he was predatory at my wedding. 856 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,100 - For Katie to use that word against my brother 857 00:28:32,133 --> 00:28:34,000 is disgusting. 858 00:28:34,033 --> 00:28:36,000 If my eyes could literally melt the skin off of her face, 859 00:28:36,033 --> 00:28:37,433 I would do it. 860 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,066 I'm telling you right now. - Why would I make it up, 861 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,300 though? - I was hanging out with him 862 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:41,333 the whole night. - You weren't hanging out 863 00:28:41,367 --> 00:28:43,133 with him the whole night. 864 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,066 So maybe... maybe... maybe be an advocate for those 865 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,467 who can't be an advocate for themselves right now. 866 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,200 - Oh. 867 00:28:48,233 --> 00:28:49,767 Okay. 868 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,066 And apparently now I don't stand up for other women. 869 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,066 Okay. - That's not... 870 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,166 - Cool, thanks, Katie. 871 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,066 Good job. 872 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,567 - You completely misheard me. 873 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,467 Like, did I stutter? 874 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,300 - This isn't, like, a group of my friends that I wanted 875 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,400 to hang out with in the... ing first place. 876 00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:05,200 - You've made that very clear, 877 00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:07,300 that we're not your friends, Ariana, over and over. 878 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,467 - Honey, they're not doing that to you. 879 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,066 They're not doing that. 880 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,066 - They'll spew whatever they want. 881 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:13,200 I admire you endlessly. 882 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:15,233 - I can't deal with this. 883 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:17,300 They're about to get to a place they will never 884 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,500 come back from with me. 885 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:19,767 - Well, okay. Okay. - Never. 886 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,233 - I wish you would understand 887 00:29:21,266 --> 00:29:22,567 that I'm protecting you right now. 888 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,233 - So, we're... No, no, no. So, Ariana's gonna go. 889 00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:26,166 - Ariana, if you would just, like, chill out, 890 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,400 you would understand. - Love you, guys. 891 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,500 This was really fun. - Sit, please. 892 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:31,033 - I'm glad that we could do this. 893 00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:33,233 And I'll see you later. Bye. 894 00:29:33,266 --> 00:29:34,300 - I have no idea what's happening right now. 895 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,033 - I love you. 896 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,233 - Hey, I'm sorry I don't know what's happening. 897 00:29:38,266 --> 00:29:40,033 - Um, a little hypocritical. 898 00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:43,100 If Ariana says anything insulting or defamatory 899 00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:44,600 about me, it's just a hard truth 900 00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:46,367 that I need to hear. 901 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,467 But if anyone says anything about her brother, 902 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,533 well then that crosses the line. 903 00:29:51,567 --> 00:29:53,533 - I did... Did I... 904 00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:56,266 I was pretty... ing clear about what I was saying, right? 905 00:29:56,300 --> 00:30:01,033 ♪ ♪ 906 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:02,400 - Coming up. 907 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,500 - I'm so sick of, like... Like, protecting men. 908 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:06,100 - What are you talking about? - Excuse me? 909 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:07,433 Excuse me? 910 00:30:07,467 --> 00:30:10,100 Stassi, you better... ing watch yourself. 911 00:30:16,433 --> 00:30:16,734 [upbeat music] 912 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,100 ♪ ♪ 913 00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:23,633 - I'm finally legit. 914 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,166 - Dude, this is awesome. 915 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,367 - You like it? - Well, yeah. 916 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,166 I mean, I saw it briefly before, but... 917 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,400 - I mean, Brittany really ...ing hooked it up. 918 00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:31,166 I can beat the sh... Out of them 919 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,266 and Brittany's fine... Doesn't hear anything. 920 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,567 - Yeah. 921 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,567 - You know, the neighbors won't care. 922 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,533 [drumroll] 923 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:40,633 - Brittany has done a lot for Jax for his birthday this year. 924 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:42,600 Had a big party for him at Hooters, 925 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:44,367 bought him an electric drum kit. 926 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,367 [cymbal crashing] 927 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,433 I bet Jax is thinking, "Hmm, maybe I should cheat 928 00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:51,200 "on Brittany again before my 39th birthday. 929 00:30:51,233 --> 00:30:52,500 See what I get then." 930 00:30:52,533 --> 00:30:55,500 [guitar strumming] 931 00:30:55,533 --> 00:30:59,133 ♪ ♪ 932 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:00,600 How great does that sound? 933 00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:02,300 I know Schwartz and Katie are home. 934 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:04,467 I feel like I need to go talk to Katie. 935 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,533 You know, Katie had said stuff to Billie about Jeremy. 936 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:12,600 - She tried to say that my brother was persistently 937 00:31:12,633 --> 00:31:15,233 hitting on multiple women at her wedding, 938 00:31:15,266 --> 00:31:17,300 and they all told her they felt uncomfortable. 939 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,400 She's like, "I'm being an advocate for women 940 00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:21,567 who can't be here right now." 941 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,533 - Are you serious? 942 00:31:23,567 --> 00:31:26,734 What she's saying happened is complete and total bullsh... 943 00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:30,433 [drumming] 944 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,300 - What'd I tell you about mixing up magic potions 945 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:35,400 in the house? - Hello. 946 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:36,700 - What up, bitches? - Uh oh. 947 00:31:36,734 --> 00:31:38,266 - Whoa, uh oh. - Oh. 948 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,667 - What is this? 949 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:41,633 - I have an activity. - Is this our surprise? 950 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,533 - No witch practice when I'm in the house. 951 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,166 - It's not witch practice. Okay. 952 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,266 - Something. - Are we casting spells? 953 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:51,567 - So what we're gonna do is make our own perfume. 954 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,533 - Yeah, I hope you have wine and ranch seasoning 955 00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:54,633 because that's what I'm gonna put in mine. 956 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:57,233 [knocking] 957 00:31:57,266 --> 00:31:59,533 - Did you guys order food? Yo. What up, dude? 958 00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:01,200 What you doing? I got the funny bunch in here. 959 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:02,200 You sure you wanna come in here? 960 00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:03,200 - Yeah. 961 00:32:03,233 --> 00:32:04,200 - Proceed with caution. 962 00:32:04,233 --> 00:32:05,567 - How's it going, guys? 963 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,767 - They're drinking, too. They're making potions 964 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,166 and putting spells on people. 965 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,433 - No, we're making perfume. 966 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:10,700 - Hey, I wanted to talk to you guys 967 00:32:10,734 --> 00:32:12,533 'cause I heard you guys were, you know, 968 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:15,200 having girls' night... That some stuff got 969 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,400 brought up about Jeremy. 970 00:32:16,433 --> 00:32:17,533 I don't think... I... 971 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:19,433 - He was flirting and hitting on... 972 00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:20,533 Flirting with and hitting on a lot of people. 973 00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:22,333 - I don't think so. 974 00:32:22,367 --> 00:32:23,734 - He was just kinda, like, going from girl to girl 975 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,700 to girl, and everyone's like, "What is this?" 976 00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:27,367 - I'm pretty sure that I'm the one who said that he's, like, 977 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,367 kind of creepy when I said... 978 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,734 - No, I said he's creepy. 979 00:32:29,767 --> 00:32:31,533 - Oh, no, you said he's creepy, and I said, 980 00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:33,533 "Are you going out with him in a public place," 981 00:32:33,567 --> 00:32:35,233 or whatever. 982 00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:37,233 - Jeremy has had to deal with a lot of things, 983 00:32:37,266 --> 00:32:38,567 and I know that there's been... 984 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,367 - Then he probably shouldn't act creepy. 985 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,633 - He's not acting creepy. - Yes, he does act creepy. 986 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:42,633 - That's... - All right, I'm gonna now 987 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,200 lose my sh... 988 00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:45,500 - I told them that was one night. 989 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:46,734 You can't extrapolate from one night. 990 00:32:46,767 --> 00:32:48,000 - Enough. - I'm sorry, but you don't 991 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,600 know Jeremy. 992 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,734 - I know the way that he acts around me, Rachel, 993 00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:53,400 her bridesmaids... - You? 994 00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:54,600 Are you... ing kidding me? 995 00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:55,767 - Why would I make that up? 996 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,567 - Because it's convenient. 997 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,400 - Where does Sandoval get off coming in here 998 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:02,000 and yelling at me? 999 00:33:02,033 --> 00:33:04,300 Was he there when Jeremy was hitting on me? 1000 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,734 No. 1001 00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:08,033 He was busy playing his sh... y trumpet solo. 1002 00:33:08,066 --> 00:33:09,734 [trumpet blares] 1003 00:33:09,767 --> 00:33:12,200 - This... ing sh... About Jeremy needs to just 1004 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,333 ...ing stop right now. 1005 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:14,333 - He's creepy! 1006 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,667 - Bullsh... 1007 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,633 - I'm so sick of, like... Like, protecting men. 1008 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,367 - What are you talking about? - Excuse me? 1009 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,633 Excuse me? It's not... ing true. 1010 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,500 So you better... ing watch yourself. 1011 00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:25,300 - Shh, you guys. 1012 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,467 I understand that these are serious accusations 1013 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,667 being thrown around. 1014 00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,433 And I do see where he's coming from. 1015 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,300 - All of you better... ing watch yourself. 1016 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,333 - Okay, you guys, let's... - Is there another purpose 1017 00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:36,300 why you're here besides just telling and saying, like, 1018 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,367 "You'd better watch yourself," in my... ing home? 1019 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,633 Because if that's all you came here for, 1020 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,300 then you can... ing leave. 1021 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,734 - You need to check your ...ing facts. 1022 00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:46,367 - Then again, you know, Tom yelling at my wife, 1023 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,266 like, you can't do that. 1024 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,500 - We're talking about Jeremy right now. 1025 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:50,700 We're talking about the sh... 1026 00:33:50,734 --> 00:33:51,767 You guys have said about Jeremy. 1027 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,400 If you guys make up lies, 1028 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,367 I'll start telling truths about you guys. 1029 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,367 [dramatic music] 1030 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,300 ♪ ♪ 1031 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:04,300 [quirky music] 1032 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,633 ♪ ♪ 1033 00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:07,700 [cell phone rings] 1034 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,600 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, sweetie. 1035 00:34:13,633 --> 00:34:15,400 How are you doing? 1036 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:16,667 - I'm doing good. 1037 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,367 How's everybody doing? 1038 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,734 - Everybody's doing pretty good. 1039 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:22,533 I've been out picking blackberries. 1040 00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:23,767 - Oh, yum. - About to make us... 1041 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,567 Make us a nice cobbler. 1042 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,767 - Well, I definitely am missing home. 1043 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,667 Blackberry cobbler sounds awesome. 1044 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,500 I haven't told my dad about the situation with Jax yet. 1045 00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:34,400 I tell my mom everything. 1046 00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:36,600 It's a whole different situation to tell my dad, 1047 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:40,000 because he's scary to talk to about stuff like that. 1048 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:43,400 I haven't got to, like, talk to you very much recently. 1049 00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:46,033 Something very bad in particular happened 1050 00:34:46,066 --> 00:34:48,567 and I'm scared to tell you because I know you're going 1051 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,567 to be really mad. 1052 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,433 [dramatic music] 1053 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,033 - Well, you gonna leave me dangling, 1054 00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:56,367 or are you gonna... What are you gonna do? 1055 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,533 - Okay. [sighs] 1056 00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:01,000 Well, I found out that he cheated on me 1057 00:35:01,033 --> 00:35:03,367 with somebody that I knew. 1058 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,700 - Oh, sh... 1059 00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:07,400 ♪ ♪ 1060 00:35:07,433 --> 00:35:10,767 - Well, and that doesn't surprise me. 1061 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,333 He's that type. 1062 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:13,533 Can't help himself. 1063 00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:15,133 He has no control. 1064 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,000 - I know, and that's exactly what you said 1065 00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:18,467 when we were in Kentucky. 1066 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:22,300 - I'm not 100% on board with Jax Taylor. 1067 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:24,633 - No, I do get it. I do get it. 1068 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:27,767 - Okay, I'm thinking about you. 1069 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,567 - This is why I haven't, like, talked to you on the phone 1070 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,100 so much, and I don't know if that 1071 00:35:31,133 --> 00:35:32,133 is a good reason or not. 1072 00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,633 But I've just been scared. 1073 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:37,033 My dad is a lot more strict and unforgiving 1074 00:35:37,066 --> 00:35:38,100 than my mom is. 1075 00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:39,600 So whenever it comes to, like, 1076 00:35:39,633 --> 00:35:41,467 someone hurting his kids, 1077 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,500 he's gonna take that very personally. 1078 00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:46,333 - Big advice to him is... İs, you know, 1079 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:47,567 grow up and get serious. 1080 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,033 - Exactly. He's 38, Dad. 1081 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:50,600 He's almost 40. 1082 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,166 - Listen, once a person gets to that age, 1083 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,633 I'm not sure they are gonna grow up. 1084 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,367 - That's something that really worries me. 1085 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,100 I just thought that he could really change for me, 1086 00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:02,734 and now I just don't know if that's possible. 1087 00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:05,467 - Prince Charming still might be out there around somewhere. 1088 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,767 - [laughs] You're right. 1089 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,567 They might be. - Just waiting for you 1090 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,734 to dump Jax. - [laughs] 1091 00:36:11,767 --> 00:36:13,367 I love you, Dad. 1092 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,100 - Love you, too. - Bye. 1093 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:16,767 - Bye bye. 1094 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000 - Hi. - I was doing really good. 1095 00:36:18,033 --> 00:36:19,433 Did you hear me? - Really? 1096 00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:20,433 - Yeah. - I could hear a little bit. 1097 00:36:20,467 --> 00:36:21,433 Not much. - Oh. 1098 00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:22,767 I'm doing all right. 1099 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,633 When I play with Tom, I play really well. 1100 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:27,066 I heard some, like, fragments of your conversation. 1101 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:28,533 It sounded like you were talking to your dad. 1102 00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:29,600 I'm not sure. - Oh, you heard? 1103 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:31,166 - So, what did he say? 1104 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,700 - He wasn't surprised. 1105 00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:36,166 That he kind of got that from your character. 1106 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,033 That you don't have very much self control. 1107 00:36:38,066 --> 00:36:39,500 I just hope May-Ma doesn't find out, 1108 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:41,133 because that'll really break her heart. 1109 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,200 - I'm not upset about what Brittany's father said. 1110 00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:45,467 I mean, I'm more upset the fact that she's kind of, like, 1111 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,166 airing out our dirty laundry. 1112 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,533 - I mean, having to have these, like, conversations 1113 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:50,000 with my family and stuff, 1114 00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,000 really, really hard. - Okay. 1115 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:55,066 - So you have to promise 1116 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,533 that you'll never do anything like this again. 1117 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,767 - Of course I will not do anything like this again. 1118 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,033 You're not perfect, either, so, I mean, there's things... 1119 00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:04,100 - I know, but you cannot turn this around 1120 00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:05,600 and try to put it on me. 1121 00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:07,700 - Okay, but sometimes you're short with me. 1122 00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:09,467 Sometimes you go off on your fight, like... 1123 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,700 - I know I do that. - There's a reason they 1124 00:37:10,734 --> 00:37:12,133 called you "Brattney" when you were young. 1125 00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:14,066 - I know it. I'm admitting that. 1126 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,000 I know I'm not perfect, but I would never cheat on you. 1127 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:17,667 - Then own it. - Never. 1128 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:20,667 My imperfections are forgetting to take the dog out 1129 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,667 or taking one too many tequila shots. 1130 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,633 Not... ing one of my friends. 1131 00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:26,533 But you talking to me like this isn't anything better. 1132 00:37:26,567 --> 00:37:28,033 - Jesus Christ. You just... 1133 00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:31,066 You just don't stop. You just keep going. 1134 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,700 - I just don't get why you're not, like, loving and... 1135 00:37:32,734 --> 00:37:34,533 - I am loving. What do you want me to do? 1136 00:37:34,567 --> 00:37:35,767 - Trying to be like... - I'm not that kind of person. 1137 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,033 I don't do that. 1138 00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:38,500 - You know this is hard, okay? 1139 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:39,600 - Right, well, I mean, don't you wanna 1140 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:41,000 live your life... like, be happy? 1141 00:37:41,033 --> 00:37:42,200 - I am. - If you're not happy, 1142 00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:43,200 then maybe you need to move on. 1143 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:46,567 ♪ ♪ 1144 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,066 - Coming up. 1145 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,433 - You wanna be me? 32, divorced, no kids. 1146 00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:51,767 Now I need to start over. 1147 00:38:00,433 --> 00:38:00,734 [upbeat music] 1148 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:06,633 ♪ ♪ 1149 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:09,000 - We've been hanging out... - Save it for another time. 1150 00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:10,667 - [laughs] 1151 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,266 - We're all cycled and synched up. 1152 00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:13,600 ♪ ♪ 1153 00:38:13,633 --> 00:38:15,233 - Wait, so who all's coming? 1154 00:38:15,266 --> 00:38:18,600 - So I invited obviously your brother and Adam. 1155 00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,133 He is off tonight. 1156 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,200 I know him and his whole group of friends 1157 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,000 all think Brittany's hot as (BLEEP). 1158 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:25,533 - We're all in agreement with that. 1159 00:38:25,567 --> 00:38:27,300 - I just don't think she knows that anymore. 1160 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,600 And, like, I want her to know, like, 1161 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:31,266 there are other hot guys out there. 1162 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:34,333 - You want her to feel like she doesn't need Jax. 1163 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:35,600 - Exactly. - She wants to be with him. 1164 00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:37,133 - Yes, exactly. 1165 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:39,333 I've known Jax for a very long time now. 1166 00:38:39,367 --> 00:38:41,367 He's not some, like, tortured soul who needs a good woman 1167 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,667 to take care of him. 1168 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,133 - Hey, hottie. - Hey, honey. 1169 00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,533 - Whoa, look at you. 1170 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,133 - Damn. 1171 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:50,133 - Looking good. - The girls is out tonight. 1172 00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:52,166 He's a sh... y person who does sh... y things 1173 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,700 who doesn't deserve to be in a good solid happy relationship 1174 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:57,700 with Brittany. 1175 00:38:57,734 --> 00:39:00,734 ♪ ♪ 1176 00:39:00,767 --> 00:39:02,000 - Hey, guys. 1177 00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:03,300 - Hi, honey. 1178 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,700 ♪ ♪ 1179 00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:05,700 - Hey. - Hi. 1180 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:06,700 - What's up, dude? 1181 00:39:06,734 --> 00:39:08,100 How are you? 1182 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,266 - Hi, honey. How are you doing? 1183 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:10,633 - I'm good, how are you? - Good. 1184 00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,166 - What'd you get? - Tito's and soda. 1185 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,000 And then we took a tequila shot. 1186 00:39:14,033 --> 00:39:15,300 - Yeah, so, catch up, guys. 1187 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,233 - Can we get seven more shots, please? 1188 00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:19,333 - Whoa, Adam's speaking Brittany's language over here. 1189 00:39:19,367 --> 00:39:20,767 All: [laughing] 1190 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,266 - Jax is really, really, really jealous. 1191 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,367 If somebody's flirting with me or if he thinks 1192 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,700 I'm flirting with someone, it kills him. 1193 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,767 He cannot handle it whatsoever. 1194 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,734 I was like, "Whoa!" 1195 00:39:31,767 --> 00:39:33,166 If he saw Adam with me, 1196 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,066 he would probably sh... his pants. 1197 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,734 I had, like, a salad before I came here. 1198 00:39:37,767 --> 00:39:39,600 I'm trying to stick to that right now. 1199 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,266 - That's boring. I'm not getting a salad. 1200 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,133 - It is really boring, but it's, like, what I need. 1201 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:44,200 - It's okay. You're pretty. 1202 00:39:44,233 --> 00:39:45,734 - [laughs] 1203 00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:48,200 - Billie, do you want some muscles? 1204 00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:50,767 - No, I'm vegan, boo. 1205 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,667 - I was very open with Stassi the other day 1206 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:57,767 'cause she's helping me plan this performance 1207 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,600 that I'm doing. - Yeah. 1208 00:39:59,633 --> 00:40:03,767 - I told her I just don't feel like you're out to... ing 1209 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,200 get people. - I don't... yeah. 1210 00:40:05,233 --> 00:40:07,433 - Just my own personal... Hold on. 1211 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:11,633 - There's been no point in the years that I've known Stassi 1212 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:14,000 that she's ever not been out to get someone. 1213 00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:16,433 Unfortunately, my brother was the victim in this. 1214 00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:18,767 - Anyone who's been personally victimized 1215 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,233 by Stassi Schroeder, raise your hand. 1216 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:21,433 - Oh, guys, come on. Let's not... 1217 00:40:21,467 --> 00:40:22,700 - Sorry, Brittany, you're outvoted. 1218 00:40:22,734 --> 00:40:24,000 - Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, 1219 00:40:24,033 --> 00:40:25,734 I know you're friends with her. 1220 00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:27,200 - Put yourself in my shoes real quick and just imagine how 1221 00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:28,767 you would feel. 1222 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,467 All that being said, I know you stick up for me. 1223 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,734 - And I do. I love you to death. 1224 00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,400 All: [laughing] 1225 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:37,200 - Adam, this is your Sur initiation. 1226 00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:39,033 - I'm having a great time. It's great. 1227 00:40:39,066 --> 00:40:40,200 - So welcome to the squad. 1228 00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:41,300 - I'm just happy to be here. 1229 00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:43,200 - Brit. - Huh? 1230 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,200 - Come with me. 1231 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,767 ♪ ♪ 1232 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,467 - Hi. - Hi. 1233 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:52,300 You look hot as (BLEEP). 1234 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,367 You are the best... ing person ever. 1235 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,200 And you deserve the world. 1236 00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:59,133 And he's not giving it to you. 1237 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:02,367 And I don't think he ever will. 1238 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,767 - But I love him. 1239 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,367 - I know you love him. - I can't... 1240 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,734 I can't just all of a sudden just not love him. 1241 00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:10,133 It's just hard to be like... - But is that so... 1242 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,166 - To just throw it all away. - So because you did that 1243 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,133 for the last two years, you wanna spend the rest 1244 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,133 of your life being like, "Well, I moved out here for him 1245 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,500 and well, I did all this for him, and I love him?" 1246 00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:20,200 - I wish I had the answers. 1247 00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:23,066 No one sees, like, the good sides of Jax. 1248 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:24,734 I don't think ever. 1249 00:41:24,767 --> 00:41:27,467 I know that he doesn't deserve to be in the best light 1250 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,767 always, obviously. 1251 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,400 But when it comes to letting people know, like, 1252 00:41:32,433 --> 00:41:35,200 why that I would want to stay with him, 1253 00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:39,200 it is just because I'm, like, madly in love with him still. 1254 00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:41,000 I just can't do anything about that. 1255 00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:43,033 ♪ ♪ 1256 00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:46,300 - You wanna be me, 32, divorced, no kids, 1257 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:48,000 no progress, nothing? 1258 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:51,033 Just four more years and then you're like, 1259 00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:54,533 "Oh, cool, it's... I'm 32 and now I need to start over." 1260 00:41:54,567 --> 00:41:58,133 I know better than anyone what it's like to wake up 1261 00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:00,467 and lie to yourself every day, to tell yourself that 1262 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,100 everything's okay, that you're happy, 1263 00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:04,033 that it's all gonna work out. 1264 00:42:04,066 --> 00:42:07,233 And I don't want Brittany doing the same thing that I did. 1265 00:42:07,266 --> 00:42:09,734 - It's like my brain and my heart fight against each other 1266 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,200 every single day. - Exactly. 1267 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,133 You know you're better than that. 1268 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,233 You know it. You're a smart girl. 1269 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,000 You know you deserve better. 1270 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,333 ♪ ♪ 1271 00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:21,567 - Next time on "Vanderpump Rules." 1272 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,300 - I've already planned the trip. 1273 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,100 We're gonna go to Playa del Carmen in Mexico. 1274 00:42:26,133 --> 00:42:27,533 - But why do you feel the need 1275 00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:29,467 to try and make everything better 1276 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,066 and celebrate his birthday 1277 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,734 when he's treated you like crap? 1278 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,033 - I'm ready for Mexico. 1279 00:42:35,066 --> 00:42:37,200 - I didn't know we were doing the Oompa Loompa. 1280 00:42:37,233 --> 00:42:38,767 - Yeah, we're going to Mexico. 1281 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,233 [cheering] 1282 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,333 - Welcome to Andaz. 1283 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:43,100 - We are in paradise. 1284 00:42:43,367 --> 00:42:44,767 - Whoa! 1285 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,100 - This one's my bed. 1286 00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,567 - You are no longer a single man. 1287 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,400 This is a partnership. - Don't talk to me that way. 1288 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:53,266 - I will talk to you however I damn well please. 1289 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,066 - We're trying to have a civilized dinner here. 1290 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,467 - Oh, (BLEEP) off, Sandoval! - Don't you (BLEEP) dare! 1291 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,033 I thought you were Brittany's friend? 1292 00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:00,567 - This is crazy. 1293 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,500 - That took about ten minutes into this trip. 1294 00:43:02,533 --> 00:43:04,300 - To see more of "Vanderpump Rules," 1295 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,266 go to BravoTV.com. 93240