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# Have I the right to hold you?

# You know I've always told you

# I've loved you from the very start

# Come right back

# I've got some love
and I long to share it

# Come right back,
right back where you belong

# Oh, yeah

# You belong... #

At last, the big move.

Would you believe this?
This is the third load.

Vast mountain of stuff.

Where's it all going?

I told them to tow it out to sea

and dump it, you know,
next to the plastic.

A momentous occasion.

Yeah, yes, it is. I keep swinging
between sort of liberating

and unsettling.

Hmm-hmm.

You know, when I was a boy,

I used to stare out of the window
for hours - it was bliss.

I haven't done much of that
recently.

Nice windows in the Portugal villa?

Oh, lovely, yeah - I'll be
staring at the horizon for months.

And I'll be doing a lot of staring
at Edith too, thinking how...

How lucky I am.

I expect you're
thinking about Sandra?

Ah.

Well, see you at the wedding.

Hmm.

I'm Roger Stevens
and this is Methuselah.

Say hello, Methuselah. Hello!

Tell us how you met.

Well, I went for a job
in a toy shop,

and, uh, which I didn't get, and I
was so downcast that, uh, they

offered me something from the
end-of-stock bin,

just to cheer me up.
And you chose Methuselah?

Well, I just grabbed the first thing
that didn't look too manky.

Oh, thanks.

What's the matter?

I don't think it's working. What?!

It's vital I get a distinction,
not just a pass -

it's one of the best
courses in the country.

I don't intend to flunk it.

Well, you-you're not going to
flunk it wi-with me

and Methuselah, uh, uh, toys as
transitional objects, the-the

relay of love, it's your idea,
it's-it's absolutely brilliant.

relevant to ordinary
people's experience.

Well, I-I'm an ordinary person,
aren't I?

No, Roger, you're not an ordinary
person, you're an exceptional twerp.

Well, me and Methuselah, we're the
real thing. Ur, ur, ur.

I'm sorry.

No, lis-listen, my mum,
she's getting married, uh,

on-on Saturday, why don't you
do a documentary of that?

Film the wedding? Been done.

No, not like this.

This is two old people
escaping their destiny.

Well, it's like the return
of the prodigal son - that's me -

but with a modern twist.

Well, instead of welcoming
the prodigal son home with open

arms, they just take one look
at him and do a bunk.

That sounds more interesting.

Has Roger ever told you how much
he loves you?

I'll ignore that.

It's all under
control except for the cake. Oh?

Oh, yes, cos Sandra wants to
order from the local bakery

and Wendy wants some expensive
designer job.

Sandra wants traditional, Wendy
wants organic. Sandra wants round,

Wendy wants square. Sandra wants
three tiers, Wendy wants seven.

Otherwise, they're pretty-pretty
much in agreement!

We don't have to have a cake.

No cake?!

Should I have a word?

No, no, no, leave it, leave it.

I don't even know
what I'm going to pack yet.

Well, nothing.

I mean, we'll-we'll leave
in the clothes that we're wearing,

you know, we'll start from scratch,
we'll go out and buy everything new.

What, hit the ground shopping?
Exactly. Hello? Oh.

Hello. Oh. Queenie.

I was hoping I'd find you both here.

This is one of your days,
is it, Queenie?

I've come specially.

I want you to sign... Oh.

..a few copies of
Wendy's book for me.

I want to be far, far away
from the wretched Lemming Family.

Everyone else has signed it, they'll
be collectors' items one day.

I must have done something really
appalling in a previous life.

If you're referring to the
transmigration of souls,

I know a thing or two about that -
it's a very interesting subject.

This old Aborigine
gentleman in Tasmania...

You know, give me the books,
give me the books. Suit yourself.

Oh, I'm going to miss these.

Well, then make them yourself.

Couldn't be easier.

Wouldn't be the same, though.

They'd be remarkably similar if you
just followed the simple recipe.

Hmm.

Mum? Yes, dear?

Oh, Roger.

Well, aren't you happy for me?

I-I'd very much like to be.

Yes, I am, I-I am.

If you're happy, are you?

Well, I-I will be
when she reciprocates.

Don't you want to know who it is?

Do you know, I don't think I do.

Georgie.

Yes, that's what I thought you
were going to say.

Oh, Roger, why do you
always have to do this?!

What? Do what?

I don't know where you get it from.

Your dad's family were all clever,

there's no-one on my side totally
lacking in common sense.

I mean, even Auntie Joan's not
completely barmy.

I'm a late developer.

Roger! Georgina is Bob's daughter.

I know.

Bob and I had something going
between us 100 years ago.

Yeah, I know.
He's not to be trusted.

For one thing, he broke
into this house, remember,

and Phil can't stand him! I know.

So you getting together with
Georgie a-and bringing

Bob into the family is a
bit of a problem, isn't it?

Not necessarily.

You really don't get it, do you?
Well, I...

No.

I cannot understand why something
so clear,

so blindingly obvious,
is beyond you.

Why? What, is it?

Well, maybe it's to do with me
having a long-lost twin.

Roger! You never had a twin!

I've told you a dozen times,
if you'd been a twin,

I would have told you years ago.

You are not - were not -
ever a twin!

All right, OK, OK,
just calm down, down.

Would you like a sherry?

No, I finished the sherry the last
time we had this twins nonsense.

Mum? What?

W-would you like a video
record of the wedding?

Oh, Phil's already booked
a photographer.

Oh, no, this will be like a film
with, uh, interviews with friends

and family, and then
edited together,

a sort of story of the wedding.

It sounds expensive.

Oh, no, no, it's-it's-it's free,
ha, it's...

It's, um, my wedding present to
you, um, uh, to-to both of you.

Oh, Roger, what a lovely surprise.

Oh, Phil will be thrilled.

That-that's so thoughtful of you.

Listen, I'm a bit of a veteran where
weddings are concerned...

Having been through a few myself.

A tip I got from a little old lady
a long time ago was it's always

a good idea to have a pocket made
in your wedding dress, just big

enough to hold a couple of hundred
quid. In that way, if you change

your mind, you know, have second
thoughts, you can do a runner.

And then you'll have enough money to
flag a taxi down and pay for it.

CROC: Ha! Oh...

That's not going to happen, is it?

Isn't she great? I love Queenie.

You seem to love quite a few people.

Yeah, I do, I think that's
one of the reasons you're attracted

to me because I'm so warm-hearted.

It's the crocodile I really like.
Aargh, aargh.

What, him?

No, about the film.

Oh, aye, it's OK.

It's OK but it-it could
with a bit of music.

What?! No, no, music!

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, you know, like...

..the theme from James Bond,
you know.

HE AND CROC HUM JAMES BOND THEME

That's totally wrong,
not unexpected from you.

Wait, I didn't come here to
be insulted.

Yes, you did.

It's true.

Why else would I be here?

Hey, come, let's just have another
look at my bit. No.

Oh, go on.

Hi, Edith, um...

Aargh! Oh, no, not Wendy again.

OK.

Uh, they were, um,
all set to get married

and go abroad last year
but then, um,

Roger came back to live at home and
he put the kibosh on everything.

Aargh!

I just don't know how they coped.
I mean,

I lived with Roger for over 20 years
and...

..believe you me,
it felt like a life sentence.

That's...
That's all over and done with now

and now, and Roger and I, we lead
our own separate lives now, yeah,

although Roger, being Roger,

claims that I wouldn't
have written my first book,

The Lemming Family, had he not
walked out on me and the children.

Um...

To give himself credit
for my success, it's-it's just...

It's... Oh, well,
it's quite despicable.

But...

..that's Roger for you.

Nevertheless, I feel that kindness
and generosity and forgiveness

are what really should make the
world go round, um, and so I waived

the alimony payment that I was
awarded from Roger

at the divorce court.

Oh, I can't stand that!

St Wendy!

She waived your alimony,
you should be grateful.

Yes, but she goes on about it
all the time, on and on.

I mean, most of the time,
I didn't pay it anyway.

So you not having paid
what you were supposed to

makes Wendy's generous
gesture null and void?

Yeah, but it's not as generous as
she's making it sound, is it?

Unbelievable. Yeah, it is.

So, uh, who else have you got to
interview apart from me?

I'm not interviewing you.

What?

Huh? I-it-it's your old da?

That's right.

I'm a...

I'm a key player in this.

It's a shame we can't do Phil -
he'd add a bit of grit.

You see, that's what you need,
Georgie, a bit of grit,

a bit of action.

You know that film, The Graduate
with, uh, Dustin Hoffman?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Right, that-that great scene,
you know, boom,

he comes in and then stops
the wedding, that's fantastic.

And...?

Well, that's-that's what you need,
you know, a bit of drama.

Eh?!

OK, thank you, Dad.

Hi, Mum, how's it going?

Oh, I wish I knew -
I'm totally frazzled.

I just want to go to
bed for a month.

Anything I can do?

Put the kettle on.

Phil tells me you and Wendy are-are
at loggerheads over the cake.

Oh, all settled -
we're having three cakes.

Three?!
It's called triangulation - mine,

Wendy's, and neutral one for the
purposes of getting our bearings.

People don't even eat the cake, they
just nibble at it out of politeness.

Who's going to eat all this cake?

Me.

You're pulling my leg.

Never very difficult.

Mum, um...

I have been getting all these phone
calls from Georgina.

Georgina?

Yes, she wants me to appear on film
talking about you and Phil.

Oh, Georgie's doing
the wedding video.

Of course she is.

I think that Roger's got
a bit of a thing about her.

He's totally smitten.

You will keep an eye on him,
won't you, Sandra? Promise me.

He's a grown man -
how can I keep an eye on him?

He moves about.

Oh, perhaps we should pay him
to stay in the shed.

Mum, your wedding present
from Jack and me.

Oh, it's not still in its box!

You need to start using it to
get the hang of it.

I will, I will, I promise.

Then you can keep tabs
on Roger yourself.

Hello, Queenie, how are you?

I'm having pre-wedding nerves.

Oh, dear.

Vicariously.

I know it's not my wedding.

I'm not that far gone.

Georgina tells me that you have been
interviewed for her film.

Yeah, I hope
I said all the right things.

Oh, so do I.

Oh, Edith.

This time next week, you'll be gone.

Oh, Queenie.

Oh, please don't.

It's not as if I'm going to
another planet.

Well, you might as well be.

Listen, Sandra and Jack have
bought me this new phone

and they're going to put
this-this thing on it...

An app.

An-an app, so that we can
see each other and-and keep in touch

whenever we like.

Oh.

For free. Oh, even better.

Only...

ALL: Don't tell Phil!

MUSIC: Hallelujah Chorus
by George Frideric Handel

Hi, Queenie. Hello.

Roger, could you just
hover somewhere else?

You're making me nervous.

You know, your dad is really upset
he hasn't been invited.

Da-da.

I wish he was here.

Roger, what is it, what's up?
Where's Methuselah?

Phil confiscated him...

..at breakfast.

What?! No wonder you're so antsy.

It's his wedding, he's entitled.

Hello, Roger. You remember
Terry, don't you?

Hi, Rog.

Oh, yeah.

No. Roger, stop. No. Stop. Roger!

LOUD CHATTER

The flowers.

Shh, shh. Shh.

My first marriage was
a bit of a struggle,

but the rest were
like falling off a log.

What the hell's she doing?

Oh, it's a surprise, she's making
a video of the wedding -

it's-it's Roger's gift to us.

And we talk about free will.

I know, have you ever
seen anything like it?

Bring on the clowns.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Margaret Pelham,

and I'm the registrar
who has the privilege to

officiate at the wedding of Edith
and Phil here this morning.

This is a simple ceremony.

I shall ask Edith and Phil to take
an oath, after which they

will sign the register, and this
event will be witnessed by, uh,

Mrs Gale and Mr Dugdale.

I've got arthritis, so my signature
looks like a forgery.

Don't worry, Mrs Gale,
we'll know who you are.

Are we ready?
I shall now state the oath.

Are you, Edith Rosemary Stevens,

free to lawfully marry
Philip Robert Parton?

Stop! Wait!

I love Edith and she loves me!

This man is an impostor.

It's me and Edith
should be together, it's a

terrible sin to go against destiny.

Be warned... Jack, Jack...

Excuse me, Sandra. Roger, get out of
the way, Jack's a doctor.

ROGER: But he's an anaesthetist.
Yes, that is a doctor.

Look, she's all right, she's fine,
she's just fainted.

Is this your doing?

What?! No, no, I swear!

I think, in the circumstances,

I-I'm going to have to
consider postponing.

No! Please, absolutely not.

Careful.

No, we have to do this today,
right now.

But, Edith, are you all right?

Yes, I'm perfectly all right.

I'm here, I'm here. Oh, where is he?

He's gone. He's gone.

Are you all right? Yes, I'm al...

I'm... Yes. I'm all ri-all right.

Well, if you're really sure?

Are you? What?

Are you really sure you
want to go ahead and...

..marry me?

What?!

You deserve someone
so much better than me.

Well, I do, but where
would I find him?

Are you, Edith Rosemary Stevens,

free to lawfully marry
Philip Robert Parton?

Yes.

PIANO PLAYS

Very expensive.

Well, uh, yes, but...

We're going to do something a little
more sort of rock-and-roll-y.

Yes, yes.

We might go for egg and chips.

What? What are you...?

We just want it to be a bit more
low-key, I suppose... Yes.

a bit more smoochy, as well.

Yes, jazz?

EDITH LAUGHS

BURPS

TINKLES GLASS

Um, ladies and gentlemen,
family and friends...

..approaching on
yonder trolley is, uh,

an item upon which much care
and attention has been lavished.

But before we remove
the cover and, uh,

amaze the world, I'd like to propose
a toast to the bride and groom.

Hmm.

Much love and happiness
to Edith and Phil.

Oh, Mum and Phil. Mum and Phil.
ALL: Edith and Phil.

Ah!

ALL GASP

Absolutely marvellous.
Did you know about this?

No!

Oh, it's a Parton Mk 40 -
it's the best one we ever built.

Oh, well done, Sandra, brilliant.

Incredible.

This is for-for Phil and Edith.

For Edith and Phil.

Oh, God, Queenie's going to
make a speech.

PIANO BEGINS TO PLAY

# Love is a many-splendored thing

# It's the April rose that only
grows in the early spring

# Then his fingers touched her
silent heart

# And taught it how to sing

# Yes, true love's a
many-splendored thing

# Yes, true
love's a many splen...

# A many-splendored thing... #

Oh, Roger!

Wow! It's just like the cake.

It's the Parton Mk 40 -
the best one that was ever made.

And it's our home...till
we get to the Algarve.

Oh!

Ready? Never readier!

CHEERING

Look after her, Phil.

Phil!

Out!

Phil! Uh, Ph-Phil! Phil!

What's he doing?

Stop it, Roger!

Phil! Phil! Oh, oh!

# And now I've become with gold
in great store, and then... #

Oh, Phil! Oh, oh! Phil!

Oh!

HORN BLARES

Hey, ya numpty!

Who's that? Oh, it's nobody.

What does that mean? Well,
it-it-it doesn't mean anything.

Um, it's-it-it's over.

I mean... Nothing happened.

PHONE RINGS

Queenie! Who? Oh, hello!

Edith, it's me, Queenie!

Can you see me? You've got to turn
the camera bit on. Oh.

Oh, Phil. Oh.

Hello, Queenie. Have you arrived?

Uh, no, no, we're still
travelling, Queenie,

but, um, right at the moment, I'm
driving through a herd of aardvarks.

And, um, they're
such lovely creatures,

I don't want to hurt any, so, um,
I'll call you back later, OK?

Much, much later.

Sandra fixed us up with an app...
so we can keep in touch.

Perfect.

Hi. Oh, hiya, how's it going?

Good.

The wedding stuff looks
really great.

Oh, great, yeah, good, uh, did you
manage to cut out all the Bob stuff?

No, no, I didn't.

For once - just once in my entire
life - turns out that my old

mad dad was right. All his nonsense,
it's punched it right up.

It really works.

Oh, you told him that?

Not yet.

He's been lying low.

Oh, do you know where he is?

In some bar somewhere, boasting.

Did you just make these?

Uh, yeah, yeah, I did, yeah.

Hmm, not bad.

Thanks.

So, you're quite domesticated?

I am.

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I am, yeah, when...

..when I have to be.

Um...when I try.

So, here we are,
our very first sunset.

And what a sunset.

KNOCKING

Oh, yes, lovely.

It's very lovely.