All language subtitles for 02 - Alexander The Greater Affair, Part 2

Delta lambda chi.

¶ here on the outskirts
of life... ¶

The lady needs a light.

¶ dreams seldom come true ¶

¶ flippin' through photographs ¶

¶ emotional holographs ¶

¶ cutouts of all the figures
you might have been ¶

¶ reflections of a life ¶

¶ that you once lived ¶

¶ as the evening descends ¶

¶ you're conscious
of every breath ¶

¶ and every moment
is a crisis I guess... ¶

Care to dance?

No, thank you.

Come on, one little dance
isn't going to hurt you.

The lady said she didn't
feel like dancing.

Excuse me,
I don't seem to remember

Hearing myself
talking to you.

It doesn't seem to matter
who you talk to, pal.

You don't seem
to listen to them anyway.

Come on.

Just one little dance.

Look, I don't know who
you are or what you want,

But I said I don't
want to dance.

No, let me amend that.

It's not that
I don't want to dance.

I don't want to dance with you.

Do you want to dance?

Love to.

¶ yeah, that's here ¶

¶ on the outskirts ¶

¶ of your life ¶

¶ ¶

¶ ...Warned you
that california ¶

¶ wasn't going
to be the end... ¶

Mind if I cut in?

Hey, fella,
you just don't know

How to take
"no" for an answer.

No, leave him alone.

Sure, I'd love to.

¶ when the whole world
is ugly and strange... ¶

Is there any chance
you could find

A hotel room around here?
We can.

Will the honeymoon suite do?

Ooh, that'd be fine.

Just fine.

¶ ¶

Oh, god...

Oh...

You feel so good.

So good.

This is crazy.

I've never experienced
anything like this before.

I think I love you.

Stop.

Stop...

Oh, my god!

Come on!
Get her!

What are you doing?
Let go of her!

Let go of her!
Come on!

Let go!
He's choking her!

Get him off of her.

Oh, my god.

Stop jiggling.

I'm just getting
to the good part.

Jack?
- Hmm?

What do you remember
about that cupid

In uncle lewis' manifest?

Ah, the cupid of malek.

Yes, I remember picking
that up in cairo.

That was commissioned
by one salah malek in 1453.

In Italy, in, uh,
milan to be exact.

Yeah, it was said
that malek was so ugly

That no woman could look at
him without turning away.

That got him pretty upset.

So he, uh, vowed vengeance

On all those
who denied him love.

He had the cupid cast
in his own image.

Why don't you try
reading something

A little more challenging
for a change?

Something with words.

"the man arrested

"for the brutal honeymoon suite
slayings, gerald hastings,

Said he had
to kill for cupid's sake."

You don't think
there's any, uh...

Item number 00729,

The cupid of malek.

It says here that uncle lewis
sold it to a frederick mason,

But that was over
four years ago.

Wait, "m's."

Mason.

Ah!

It seems mr. Mason
didn't like women either.

He killed three of them.

Was sentenced
to death.

Well...

What do you think?

There's an old witches' saying:

"if it looks like a bat
and it flies like a bat,

It's a bat."

I can't understand it.

I know I saw the statue
when we barged in.

So it was here.
Yup.

Ugly little thing, too.

I know because I said to myself

It was too tacky
even for a motel.

Could the cops
have taken it?

I thought you were the cops.

Another division.

You were saying.

Now that
I think of it,

It was gone already.

Of course, there was
so much commotion.

Thank god for those
college guys.

"college guys"?

Yeah, from tustin.

They were in the bar
having a couple of beers.

When I heard the noise,
I tried opening the door,

But it was double locked.

The next thing I know,

These guys are
knocking the door down.

That's it.

I remember now.

One of them picked up
the statue.

Do you have any idea

Who it was?

No, not by name.

But they all belong
to the same fraternity.

How do you know?

Well, they all wear
the same kind of t-shirt.

You know,
with these funny letters.

Can you remember what they were?
Nah.

Who can read that stuff?

It's all greek to me.

Must fancy themselves as lover
boys or something though.

Why do you say that?
Because

They all have this symbol on
the front of their t-shirts.

A heart with an arrow
going through it.

Mind telling me what
you're doing up there, son?

Just shooting pictures
of birds, officer.

For my natural studies class.

Well, I always did like
natural studies myself.

I've been calling you.

Hi, eddie.

Listen, I can't talk now.

I'm late for class.

What's the matter?

Didn't you get
my messages?

I thought we could
go out again.

Eddie, we never went
out in the first place.

I thought we did.

We had a date, remember?

It wasn't a date.

I helped you with your
homework-- that was all.

I see.

You think you're
too good for me, huh?

No, that's not
what I meant.

Just leave me
alone, okay?

I'm not one of the guys
on the football team?

My car's not
fancy enough?

Is that it, huh?

I don't want
to talk about it.

Please...

Eddie, don't make me
have to call for help.

If I report you this time,

You'll be kicked out
of school for good.

Excuse me,
could either of you

Help us?

Sure. What is it?

There must be a dozen
fraternities around here.

15, to be exact,

But only about two
or three good ones.

We were looking
for the one

That has as its symbol
the heart

With the arrow
going through it.

That's delta
lambda chi.

Are you a member?

Yeah.

Oh, then you can tell
us how to get there.

I... I can do better
than that.

I could show you
where it is.

I'm going
that way myself.

So am I. You
care for a ride?

It's really not
that far.

No, thanks, I
think we'll walk.

Sorry if we
interrupted anything.

I'm glad you did.

Do a good job.

Now, we've got that
big party tonight.

Can I come?

Eddie, this party
is not for you.

Just because
I'm nice enough

To let you wear delta
lambda chi t-shirts

Does not mean
you're one of us.

Now, you'll have to excuse me,
I got a million things to do.

And don't forget
to clean up the kitchen.

What are you doing?

Dusting.

This is really nice.

Ugliest mother
in the world.

I can't figure out
how it helps you out

With chicks, though.

Is that what it's
supposed to do?

It's a cupid, stupid.

Oh.

Now clean up my room,
will you?

And leave
my stuff alone.

So, what...
What makes you think

They're just going
to hand it over anyway?

Because they removed evidence
from the scene of a crime.

So that's it--
we're cops again.

That's your big plan?

Hey, it worked last
time, didn't it?

Academia had its advantages.

I thought you dropped out
of college.

Just the school part.

The party's not
till tonight, folks.

It's amazing what some people
will lose around here.

Is it all
like this?

No, we haven't
had a chance

To clean up the rest
of the place yet.

You are invited.

Be here tonight.

May I help you?

Oh, we're looking
for a statue.

A statue?

What kind of statue?

Cupid.
Oh.

Well, that would be perfect
for us.

Look, we're here on
official business.

We have reason to believe
that one of your brothers

Took it from the
scene of a crime.

Hold on a minute.

No, we're gonna
look around.

Talk to some
of the guys.

Do you have a warrant?

Id?

Not really.

Look, pal, um,
we're not cops.

Uh, we need to
find the cupid.

It's a personal
matter.

Can't help you.

The brothers wouldn't
be too thrilled

If I let two strangers wander
through their rooms.

Surely, you understand.

You understand?

Excuse me.

Yeah, what can I do
for you?

Your turn to
clean up, huh?

Something wrong
with that?

No, no, I do it
all the time.

Well, some
of the time.

We were just wondering
if maybe you

Came across a statue
in one of the rooms?

A statue?
What kind of statue?

Cupid.

Cupid, cupid...

Nope.

Can't say I did.

I like the big
guy myself,

What? But I think the second
guy is more your type.

Ryan, I'm engaged.

Not tonight.

Even if we do find out
who took the statue,

How are we going
to make him tell us

What he did with it?

Oh, they're not gonna
just tell us.

I mean, it's a
criminal offense

To remove evidence from
the scene of a crime.

Then we'll just have
to search the place.

Now, wait a minute.

I think there may be a better
way of doing it than that.

And I think I have
just what you need.

¶ ...Out in the rain ¶

¶ just because it's safe
with you... ¶

No, no, no,
no, no, no.

What is that?
It's just something

That I whipped up
from an old recipe

I had lying around.
How old?

14th century, scottish.

Look, you want them
to tell you

Where the cupid
is, huh?

Well, this is
going to do it.

It's an old scottish
truth potion.

They'll tell you things
you wouldn't believe.

What's in it?

Eye of newt,
toe of frog,

And just a tincture of
apothecary's pommekiss necoy.

What?

To you guys, sodium pentothal.

Eddie, why did
you come here?

Didn't we speak about
this, this afternoon?

I know,
I just thought...

Eddie, please,
don't make me have

To have you
forcibly evicted.

¶ still, I'm not sure
I'm happy yet ¶

¶ does it ever really matter
to you? ¶

¶ trouble for the man
that you take ¶

¶ every time you walk
in the room ¶

¶ couldn't ever be sure
of a smile ¶

¶ you were never the same... ¶

¶ hey, baby... ¶

Can you believe
they're actually

Doing that in public?

At least the lights
are out.

Any luck?

No, not yet.

¶ there's a gun in my hand ¶

¶ and a bullet right
through my heart ¶

Neat slide show, huh?

What happened
to your tie?

I got it
on campus.

I gotta hand it
to you, pops.

You make the best
drinks in the world,

Especially that
jack marshak special.

Well, thank you.

Uh, let me ask you something.

You strike me
as the kind of man

Who is alert and aware
of everything

That's going on around him
that's of any importance.

Uh, have you seen a statue
of a cupid anywhere

In any of the rooms
in this place?

Cupid.

Yeah, you know, a...

Ugly mother, that high.

Ah.
You've seen it!

More than seen it.

I got it.

¶ do it all night ¶

¶ hey, babe... ¶

It's gone.

Are you sure that's
where you put it?

Would I lie to you?

Somebody must
have taken it.

But who?

Eddie monroe?

Who?

The guy who cleans up.

Pretty strange guy.

Yeah, him.

Came by my room,
and I caught him holding it.

Looking at it
pretty strange.

I bet he's got it.

I bet that guy took it.
When I get a hold of that guy...

It's too bad you've got to stay
and look after your guests.

Um...
I do?

Why don't you let us try

To find out
where he is for you?

Where did you say
he lived again?

Hayes hall. In the basement.

¶ do it all night... ¶

¶ try ¶

¶ ooh, ooh, ooh ¶

¶ oh, baby, you try ¶

What's that?

It's a cupid.

Well, it's the ugliest thing
I've ever seen.

Ugly or not,
it's still a symbol of love.

Excuse me, miss.

Got a light?

No!

¶ ...Ever be sure of a smile ¶

Wait a minute. Maybe I do.

¶ you were never
the same way twice ¶

It's all right.

I don't smoke.

¶ I'm falling in love ¶

¶ oh, night after night ¶

Care to go for a ride?

Where to?

Oh, I don't know.

Up about mason creek
sounds nice.

¶ try ¶

¶ try ¶

¶ try... ¶

Oh! Oh!

I can't stand bees.

I know the
perfect spot.

Out of the way.

Lots of beautiful
flowers, sweet smelling.

Oh, that's good,
'cause, uh, I love flowers.

Can't believe anyone
lives like this.

Dracula lives like this.

I mean someone real.

Are you suggesting
dracula isn't real?

Careful.

Looks like a cheap
burglar alarm.

Though I can't imagine

What anyone would want
to steal down here.

How about the
statue of a cupid?

Right. You got
a point there.

Oh! Oh!

That feels so good.

I'm sorry I was mean
to you before.

Hey, you just
didn't know

How terrific I was.

Now I do.

I love you.

What's that?

Honey.

I love honey.

Gives you energy.

You want some?

Hey.

Where are
you going?

Little boy's room.

I'll be right back.

Be sure to lock the doors now.

You wouldn't want
the bogeyman to get ya.

What are you trying to do,
scare me?

It's got to be
here some place.

I wonder if she knows
about these.

They make a cute
couple, don't they?

This eddie's got
a serious problem.

Not as serious as hers.

I missed you.

I brought you some company.

So long, honey.

Let me...

Let me out!

Oh, let me... Out!

Whoa!

I didn't want
to go to law school,

But my father made me
after his third divorce.

He said he wasn't gonna keep
paying that kind of money

To someone outside
the family.

He's a jerk.
Jack, jack, come here.

I wish I knew
what it was like

To sleep with a
woman like that

Instead of just
talking about it.

You got more to find
than just a statue.

What's wrong?
We've got one sick guy.

More than that?

He's dangerous.

This?

Who is this?
- Eddie.

Eddie monroe.
And the girl's name is laurie warren.

Does she know?

Well, I tell you what--
I'll go and look for him

While you two look for her.

Have either of you
seen laurie warren?

Um, excuse me. Have either of
you seen eddie monroe tonight?

No, not since harold
kicked him out.

Uh, any idea
of where he went?

Well, maybe down
to the motel bar

If he couldn't
get a drink here.

Give me a break, man.

Shouldn't you be
manning the bar?

We're paying you
by the hour.

I'll deduct
the time.

Well... Hey!

Hey!

Yeah, I remember
seeing him earlier.

Uh.

You're the second guy
looking for him tonight.

Real popular
guy all round.

Oh, what do you mean?

Well, he left with this
woman, kind of attractive.

Don't know how
he did it, though.

He was a real dork.

Must have some line.

Or a very small arrow.

Uh, did you happen to see
which way they were headed?

Looked like to bed.

She was all over him.

I did overhear
him say something

About taking a
ride to mason creek.

Good man.

Excuse me, have
you seen jack?

Yeah, he took off.

You can tell him
I'm gonna dock his wages.

Now what?

Why don't you ditch that guy

And let me show you
how I have a good time?

They always end up
running away from me.

Bowser, it's me.

Pops, I thought you were eddie.

I was going to stomp his face
for hot fingering my statue.

You'd better call the police.

I have another bottle
of chardonnay,

But it's back at
the frat house.

Oh, I'm not going
back to that zoo.

I'll wait
here for you.

Keep my seat warm.

Nice night.

You scared me.

Sorry. Mind if I sit down?

Yes, I do.

I'm with someone.

Oh.

I see.

That's too bad.

Just go away, eddie.

Please?

I brought you something.

It's a token of my...

Affection for you.

Oh, this is progress.

Can't find laurie or eddie,
and now we lost jack.

Where would somebody go to be
alone with their boyfriend?

That's eddie.

He's got laurie.

Stay here.

Look after her.

ow!

Please, you've got
to come with us.

So he's taken a
few pictures of me.

So what?

He's obsessed with you,
he's dangerous.

Eddie? He wouldn't
harm a fly.

I've got it;
let's get out of here.

Where's eddie?

Listen, I'm not
going anywhere

Until you explain to
me what's going on.

We'll tell you all about it
after we get out of here.

We can't wait.
Come on, laurie, let's go.

It's serious, laurie.
Let me go.

Thank goodness
you've found her.

We found
everything.

Jack, you look
like you've seen a ghost.

It was worse than that.

Just up at mason's creek,
we found the body of a girl.

For a bit, I
thought it was you.

What were you doing
at mason's creek?

That's where eddie
was seen last.

You see? You got to come with
us, just until we're sure.

All right.
I really appreciate...

Everything all
right here?

Yes, y-yes, officer.
Everything's fine, officer.

What's that?

Uh, nothing,
it's just a memento.

Well, the boys over at the
delta lambda kai house said

Something just like that
had been stolen.

Yeah-- oh,
come on, now,

Must have been something
looked like that.

No, they described

Something like
this exactly--

Ugly little face,
bow and arrows.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
take this from you until I...

Oh, now, officer...
No, you can't do that.

Someone took it from us;
it was ours to begin with.

Uh, look, officer, it's a very
long and complicated story.

I'm sure it is and I wish
I had time to hear it.

N-n-no, wait a minute.

What are you going
to do with it?

I'm going to take it
down to security

Until I can check it out.

If you're telling
the truth,

You can pick it up
in the morning.

If not, just be
glad I'm a nice guy

And letting you get off
without any questions.

We'll pick it up first
thing tomorrow morning.

Good evening, officer.

Well, well, well.

Doing any more bird-
watching lately?

Of course.

I need the extra credit.

Looks like you found
our missing cupid.

This does belong
to you boys?

It sure does.

We bought it at the swap meet.

I can't tell you how much we
appreciate you finding this.

Forget it, it's
all part of my job.

Now, stay out of trouble, okay?

That's a promise.

Is this where
you live?

It's not much,
but it's home.

You'll stay
upstairs with me.

Doesn't this place
give you the creeps?

You get used to it.

Micki?
Mm-hmm.

What's all this stuff about
the cupid and everything?

It's a long story.

Sometime, you're going
to have to explain

To me what's going on.

I will, I promise.

But trust me,
you won't believe it.

Well, I think I'll turn in.

It's been
a long day.

Yeah, it has been.

See you
in the morning.

Good night.
Night.

I really think we
should call the cops on eddie.

Oh,
not until we recover the statue.

Supposing he confesses
and implicates it.

Now, that's just what happened
with the cupid's last owner,

And then they'd have
to hold it for evidence.

Jack's right.

Then we'd be back to square one.

How is she?

She seems all right.

Hi, I couldn't get to a phone
until now.

I was worried.

I didn't know
what happened to you.

I had to go with them

Or else they would have gotten
suspicious.

Why don't you come over?

Now?

But it's almost morning already.

So?

We can still spend the rest
of the night together.

All right.

Did you get back the cupid?

Yeah.

I'm so glad.

See you soon.

I love you.

¶ ¶

I've waited so long
for this.

Tonight, it'll be
just the three of us.

You?

Sorry, we overheard your
little phone call with laurie.

Where is she?

Safe, where you
can't get at her.

Now give me
the cupid.

you tricked me.

Micki, let me in.

Open up!
No.

I can't!

This was for me and laurie.

Why?
So you could kill her?

I don't want to.

I have to.

It might as well
be you.

Just like that other girl
tonight.

She made fun of me.

But no more.

She finally said
she loved me.

They all will.

Even you.

Micki!

Micki, are you all right?

I'm fine.

No, don't hurt him!

Micki, get
away from him!

I love him.

Hear that?

Now, why don't you be a good
fella and just run along

And let the little lady
and I have some fun?

You leave her alone.

What are you going
to do about it?

Eddie...
Eddie, put down the axe.

You want it?!

Come and get it!

¶ ¶

What happened?

It's a long story.

Welcome to the
world of love.

It's amazing what some
people will do for it.

That's it, jack.

Another one for the trophy room.

Never forget

That we're dealing with forces
which no one comprehends,

My young friend.

Don't take
them lightly.

Well, I hope that
that disgusting little statue

Never sees the light
of day again.

Yes, don't even
think about it.

Now it's back in the vault.

We have to make
very good and sure

That it's never unleashed again.

All these bedeviled things--

If they fall
into the wrong hands,

We'll have to do it all over.

And remember that next time...

We may fail.

I really owe
you an apology.

You don't owe us
anything.

You didn't know
what you were doing,

Like most people
in love.

I got this really
terrific idea.

Why don't you and I go grab
some sushi, catch a flick,

And maybe...

We can watch some waves
come in on the beach.

No, ryan, I'd love to, but I'm
having somebody pick me up.

Ready?

Yeah.

Maybe some
other time.

Yeah.

Bye.

Maybe if I just touched her
with the arrow...

Ryan.

I'm just looking
for a little edge, all right?

What's life
without a dream?

You want to go out to dinner?

Dream on.