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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,211 --> 00:00:03,630 (rock music) 2 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:16,684 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 3 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,521 ♪ And baby you can cock it 4 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,689 ♪ Put your finger on the trigger 5 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,066 ♪ Feel it getting bigger 6 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,944 ♪ Move a little closer, let me stick it in your holster 7 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,821 ♪ Let's do it 8 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:31,908 ♪ Shoot my bullet 9 00:00:32,242 --> 00:00:34,994 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 10 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:37,956 ♪ And baby you can cock it 11 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ It's got a 12-inch bang 12 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,334 ♪ But you can make it ring 13 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:46,005 ♪ Blow me away, just give me a yank and let's do it 14 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:50,176 ♪ Shoot my bullet 15 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,304 ♪ Will you blow up in my Levis 16 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:58,351 ♪ You can feel my smokin'.45 17 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,941 ♪ Got a pistol in my pocket 18 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:08,361 ♪ And baby you can cock it 19 00:01:08,695 --> 00:01:10,989 ♪ Straight from undercover, but don't show it to mother 20 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:14,200 ♪ Looking for a stretcher, blow my ammunition away! 21 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:17,036 ♪ Ooh, let's do it 22 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:20,290 ♪ Bite my bullet 23 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,376 ♪ Well, you better start strippin' 24 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:28,047 ♪ Or you're gonna get a pistol whippin' 25 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,721 - Well, Miss Devonshire, you must be awfully proud 26 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:37,950 of the fact that one of your prize students, Didi, 27 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:40,018 has graduated from the Academy with honors. 28 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:41,791 Now she's been promoted up the force, 29 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,813 out of the Academy, out of basic training. 30 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,733 - Oh, my hair, uh, good for her! 31 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,067 - Excuse me. 32 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,237 - Uh, parole hearing is in there, miss. 33 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:55,533 - Uh no, I'm Didi's sister, Candy. 34 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:57,219 - That's right, she just transferred here 35 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:58,828 this morning didn't you? ,. 36 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,496 - And you must be Miss Devonshire. 37 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,790 I'm so excited to meet you. 38 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,004 And I'm really looking forward to working my way 39 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,168 up the ladder here. 40 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,922 - Didi's sister. 41 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,592 Well, that would explain it, why you're dressed like that. 42 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,302 You're undercover as a hooker. 43 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:17,180 - Uh, no, I've got a date. 44 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,557 (rock music) 45 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,394 (horn honks) 46 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,983 - Someone give that man a citation for all that racket! 47 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,694 - Oh, he's here, I gotta go, bye! 48 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,029 - Bye. 49 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:35,657 (rock music) 50 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:44,165 (tires screeching) 51 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:48,211 Oh, Miss Devonshire, I have some paperwork 52 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:51,130 I'd like you organize for me if you wouldn't mind. 53 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:52,904 You might just check for punctuation, 54 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,051 spelling, grammar, you know. 55 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:56,487 While you're at it, why don't you, well, 56 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:59,555 just go ahead and retype the whole mess, okay? 57 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,683 - And you need this by when sir? ,. 58 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:05,353 - Oh, I suppose first thing tomorrow morning is soon enough. 59 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:07,706 You know, you might also spice it up, give it a couple 60 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,608 of your witty anecdotes here and there all right?,. 61 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:12,235 - Oh, yeah, sir. 62 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,380 - Oh, Miss Devonshire, by the way, what have you heard 63 00:03:14,404 --> 00:03:17,323 about that prisoner that Holly's been watching? 64 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,951 - Nothing yet, sir, but I'm sure she'll inform us 65 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,286 as soon as she learns anything at all. 66 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,831 - Good, good, good, well, let's just hope 67 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:28,793 that the things I've heard about prison are only rumors. 68 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:32,255 (rock music) 69 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:35,550 (prisoners clamoring) 70 00:03:57,989 --> 00:04:00,283 (swanky music) 71 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,334 - Look, there she is! 72 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:13,755 - Whoo! - Yeah, all right! 73 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:16,257 - Get away from me. 74 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:18,384 I mean it, get away from me! 75 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:24,807 Stop, no, don't, I mean it, don't, no! 76 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:28,227 (laughing) 77 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:30,772 No, don't, no. 78 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,776 Get away from me, get away from me! 79 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,277 - For the last time, 80 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:44,368 it's your turn to sweep up tonight. 81 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,503 - Okay, scum, break it up! 82 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,925 (whimsical music) 83 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,389 - [Prisoner] Oh, whoo, yeah! 84 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:11,187 - All right, time to get back in your cells! 85 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:19,195 (prisoners clamoring) 86 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:20,863 Yeah, you better watch that group. 87 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,409 They're known around here as the Rotten Apples. 88 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:26,953 They're good for nothin'! 89 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,496 - That's anything. 90 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:39,757 - I'm telling you, it was just like stabbing a pillow. 91 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:48,015 - Listen, if I were you, I'd keep my voice down. 92 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,629 I heard a woman who got convicted 93 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,435 for something she told her cellmate. 94 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:55,064 - Yeah, and where's her cellmate now? (laughs) 95 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,066 - Would you shut up in there? . 96 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,600 - Yeah and what's it to you? ,. 97 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,879 - Did I ever tell you about my last cellmate? 98 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,460 I have this problem, I always hurt the person that I love. 99 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,254 - Oh, save it for later! 100 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,066 - If I was to break out of here tonight, 101 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,090 would you come with me? . 102 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,780 - What are you blabbering about now? 103 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,803 - You heard me, are you coming or not? 104 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:27,617 - I don't think it's a very good idea. 105 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,348 - Just watch and see. 106 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,601 - Guard, guard, come quick! 107 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,436 - Who rattled your cage? . 108 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,813 - Listen, I need to make an urgent phone call. 109 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:37,440 - You and everyone else. 110 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,277 - No listen, listen, I'm a vice cop! 111 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:43,029 - You're what you're what? ,. 112 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,448 - Nothing, nothing. 113 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,950 Guard, come quick, there's someone choking in here! 114 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:49,720 - What are you talking about, there's nobody choking. 115 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:50,369 - Oh no? ,. 116 00:06:50,703 --> 00:06:53,289 (woman gasping) 117 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:58,377 - Guard, wait, come back! 118 00:06:58,711 --> 00:07:01,130 - Oh, watching you like this gets me all hot and bothered. 119 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,132 - Oh, get off of me! 120 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:07,303 (woman coughing) 121 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:09,263 - What in the hell's going on here? 122 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,557 - I don't know, why don't you get a look at her? 123 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:12,766 - You okay? . 124 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,234 (prisoners cheering) 125 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,990 - That's one down, now who's ready to go? 126 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:29,784 (prisoners cheering) 127 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,620 (upbeat music) 128 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,336 (prisoners clamoring) 129 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,988 (Holly yelping) 130 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:13,536 - Oh, playing hard to get again. 131 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,164 - These two are having too much fun, let 'em be. 132 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,124 - Hey, you! 133 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,543 - Hey, hey, hey! 134 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:23,753 Hey! 135 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,468 - [Woman] All right, you girls have exactly five seconds 136 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:32,596 to quit what you're doing and get back to your cells. 137 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:37,393 Anyone left in the hallways will be severely penalized. 138 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,271 - Eat lead! 139 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,648 (gun firing) 140 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:46,336 - I think we should go back. 141 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,945 - Oh, shut up and follow me! 142 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:50,740 (dramatic music) 143 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,590 Thanks, I couldn't have done it without you. 144 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:08,507 - Don't mention it. 145 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,052 - Hey, stay right where you are! 146 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,386 - Eat my dust! 147 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,684 (police sirens blaring) 148 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:21,687 (dramatic music) 149 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:39,814 - Jeez, I don't know how you do it. 150 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:41,082 You're right on time! 151 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,458 - We need money fast. 152 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,126 - A bank teller machine. 153 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:48,839 - You've gotta be kidding. (laughs) 154 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,634 (sirens blaring) 155 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,661 - Come back here with that newspaper 156 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,251 or I'll make a citizen's arrest! 157 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,941 (sigh) Oh, I hope I'm not late for the Home Shopping Club. 158 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,610 (woman moaning) 159 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,654 Keep it down in there! 160 00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:14,782 Don't you know this is a family building? 161 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:17,742 Honestly. 162 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,622 Don't I do enough while I am at work? 163 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:26,168 A nice hot cup of coffee should sooth my nerves, 164 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:29,672 then I can type this report and make my lunch for tomorrow. 165 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,386 Oh! 166 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,516 Out of milk again, wouldn't you know it. 167 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,982 - [Woman On TV] Hi, it's me, Fantasia. 168 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,568 - (groans) You would not believe the day I just had. 169 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,529 That man I work for could drive anybody crazy. 170 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,697 - That's nice. 171 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,968 - Uh, where do you keep the milk? 172 00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:00,286 No, wait, the half-and-half. 173 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,496 - In the back case. 174 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,835 - Thanks, oh, and where do you keep the knee-high stockings? 175 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,714 - Over there next to the condoms. 176 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,341 - Thank you. 177 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,058 - Perfect, just the place. 178 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,392 Give me your coat. 179 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,686 - Here you go. 180 00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:36,864 - Okay, I think I'm ready to make a large withdrawal. 181 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:39,867 (sinister music) 182 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,039 - Well, that should do it. 183 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,625 Oh, let me get a copy of today's paper. 184 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,548 - Now, I want you to give... 185 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,026 - Excuse me, miss, I was here first! 186 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:57,801 - This will only take a minute. 187 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,175 - [Miss Devonshire] You will have to wait your turn. 188 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,597 - Listen, I'm first! 189 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,098 - My mistake. 190 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,642 - Now you listen carefully. 191 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:05,975 - Yeah? . 192 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,621 - I want you to empty out the cash register 193 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:08,896 and put it in a paper bag. 194 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,732 - Yeah, yeah, uh, whatever you say. 195 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,275 (cash register dings) 196 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,295 - And a bottle of wine that'll give me a good buzz. 197 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,654 And don't give me no trouble. 198 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,073 (alarm blares) 199 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,201 You fool, I told you not to try anything! 200 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,621 - Look, I hope they lock you up and throw away the key. 201 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:26,955 - Why, you! 202 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:33,879 - Now remember, first I handcuff you, you start to struggle, 203 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:35,714 then I go for the nightstick. 204 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,048 - Got it. 205 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:50,980 - Resisting arrest huh? ,. 206 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,918 Looks like you're gonna have to learn 207 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,194 about the long arm of the law. 208 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,617 - [Man On Radio] Attention, a liquor store robbery 209 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,869 has been reported Tujunga and Ahora Park. 210 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,122 All officers in the area report at once. 211 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,999 The robber is suspected to be armed. 212 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,793 - What the, that's just around the corner from here! 213 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,295 I'll be right there. 214 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,633 - Wait, come back! 215 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,263 (sirens blaring) 216 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,892 - Hey where's my wine? ,. 217 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,185 - Uh, sorry. 218 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,899 - Good, now, if I get out of here 219 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:40,237 without any more trouble, nobody's gonna get hurt. 220 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,571 - None from me! 221 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,949 - Oh, it's your turn now, miss. 222 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,368 - Oh, thank you. (laughs) 223 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:47,161 - Nobody move! 224 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,494 - Oh no! - Huh? 225 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,333 - Vice cop, what's the problem here? 226 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,709 - No problem here. 227 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,337 You, see I'm robbing this store and I got me a hostage. 228 00:13:58,464 --> 00:13:59,548 - Miss Devonshire! 229 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,469 - You two know each other? . 230 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,721 - Oh, for God sakes, Candy, go back to your date 231 00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,931 and let this woman make a run for it. 232 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,850 - Lady, you're coming with me right now! 233 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,810 - Oh, please, we'll let you go. 234 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,898 - The hell we will, you've got five seconds to let her go. 235 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,276 (glass shattering) 236 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,944 - Make me! 237 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,322 - Quick, Candy, what was your last score 238 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,655 on the firing range? . 239 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,575 Was it one out of six? . 240 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,578 - Zero out of six. 241 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:33,956 - Oh God! 242 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:36,084 Ahh! 243 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,630 (gunshot blasting) 244 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,882 (screaming) 245 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,969 (glass shatters) 246 00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:58,190 - Ms. Devonshire, are you alright? 247 00:14:58,524 --> 00:14:59,191 - Candy, when will you ever learn 248 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,068 proper police procedure? . 249 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,195 - Miss, this is yours. 250 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,328 (police sirens wailing) 251 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,918 (helicopter whirring) 252 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,276 (coughing) 253 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,325 - Wait'll they get a load of me now! 254 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,744 (laughing) 255 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,462 (ceremonial music) 256 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,506 - You know Ms. Devonshire, 257 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,568 are you absolutely certain you're up to this? 258 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,694 If you're not I can certainly 259 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,178 conduct the ceremony. 260 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,804 I know it's a traumatizing thing 261 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,431 being taken hostage. 262 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,348 - Shut up! 263 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,808 This is just what I need. 264 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,603 (mic feedback) 265 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,414 [Devonshire] Alright, everybody get your 266 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,899 butts outside for the Field Day competition pronto! 267 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,326 - Field Day, great. 268 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,179 We were supposed to go to chapel today. 269 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:40,501 (cheering) (patriotic music) 270 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:57,684 - Thank you all for attending the annual 271 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:02,105 Vice Officers Versus The Prisoners Field Day Event. 272 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,191 This year the Commissioner and I 273 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,693 will be your judges. 274 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:11,073 Now let the competition begin. 275 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,450 And remember, any prisoner winning her event 276 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,787 receives a five day work furlough program. 277 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,712 - Ms. Devonshire, the inmate 278 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,273 you asked me to keep an eye on? . 279 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,423 She escaped last night. 280 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:29,341 I tried to call you... 281 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:30,968 - I know she escaped, you idiot. 282 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,301 I was the one who, 283 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,139 someone's watching us. 284 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,475 Now just a minute! 285 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,186 This is the Vice Officer's refreshment table. 286 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:46,567 - Give me that hose! 287 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,900 - Wait your turn! 288 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,907 - This is your refreshment table. 289 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,286 - Oh Holly! 290 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,859 I have something very important 291 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,232 I want you to do at today's event. 292 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,039 - Really? . 293 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:02,373 - Yes. 294 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,643 - Do you want me to be a commentator? 295 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:08,255 - No, no, I want you to wear the helmet cam. 296 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,216 (bonk) 297 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,384 Perfect. 298 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:19,641 - Now our first event is just a minute. 299 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,811 Hurry up peeling those potatoes, 300 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,646 we need these sacks for the race. 301 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,233 As I was saying, 302 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,904 our first event is the sack race. 303 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,698 Is everybody at the starting point? 304 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,076 (quirky music) 305 00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:59,389 (trumpets blaring) 306 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,147 (gun blasting) 307 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,524 (cheering) 308 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,000 - Woooo! 309 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,418 - [Inmate] Great job, Kim! 310 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,213 - And in the first event that's 311 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,757 Vice Academy 10 points! 312 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:47,145 Prisoners, aw, a big goose egg. 313 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,192 - Congratulations. 314 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:53,527 - Thank you! 315 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,300 - I heard you were a pro in the sack. 316 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,487 - Why you 317 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:02,119 - Oh no no no, now girls, break it up now, 318 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,912 it's just a competition! 319 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,708 Oh, Holly, careful with that helmet cam. 320 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,126 It's very expensive. 321 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:16,258 - Now let's check that scoreboard one more time. 322 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,384 Oh my! 323 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,738 It looks like the prisoners aren't 324 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,762 trying very hard. 325 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,478 And the next event is charades! 326 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,069 - Come on, come on, we're up next. 327 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,075 Okay, look in the envelope. 328 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,120 Good one. 329 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,420 - Daisies? . 330 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,592 Oh is it picking flowers? ,. 331 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:05,432 - Very good! 332 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,144 - Congratulations, and if you win this event 333 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,771 you are eligible for the five day 334 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,606 work furlough program. 335 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,277 - Come on girls, come on, come on! 336 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,611 Chop chop! 337 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,576 Okay, open your envelopes. 338 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,330 - Hey, do we get to use props for this? 339 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:29,663 - Oh surely. 340 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,839 (whacking) 341 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,413 - [Inmate] What the hell, dude? 342 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,009 What are you doing? 343 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,186 - Is it beaten with a baseball bat? 344 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,899 - No, I'm sorry that was 345 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,736 beaten senseless with a baseball bat. 346 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,279 No points. 347 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,698 (groaning) 348 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,410 - I know you had something to do with this. 349 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,037 - Whatever do you mean? 350 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,265 - You know I have had just about enough of you... 351 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:11,957 - Come on, Holly, Holly! 352 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,476 Come on, they're waiting for you. 353 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,377 The next one is a bullwhip breaking skin. 354 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:17,921 - No, no, I'm not doing it! 355 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,548 - What's going on here? 356 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,466 - Holly is being a party pooper. 357 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800 - Oh she is? 358 00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,725 - Are you sure you're okay? 359 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,270 I think you ought to try to bleach this color out. 360 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:34,771 - Don't worry about it. 361 00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,357 - I think it looks hot on you. 362 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,483 - Later. 363 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,379 This stuff doesn't even give 364 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,404 me a buzz anymore. 365 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,156 You got everything ready? 366 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,700 - Yeah, I brought the unmarked 367 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,410 car just like you said. 368 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:52,873 (tires screeching) (upbeat music) 369 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,333 (screaming) 370 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:03,049 - Get in, this is your chance of a lifetime! 371 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,928 (cheering) 372 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,475 - Melanie, is that you? 373 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,209 - That's me alright, but from now on 374 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,604 call me Malathion! 375 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,314 - What happened to you? 376 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:18,647 - Are you coming or not? 377 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,233 - With you? 378 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,151 No, you're crazy. 379 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:22,484 - Suit yourself! 380 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:26,406 (upbeat music) 381 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,619 (honking) 382 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,040 - How could something like this happen? 383 00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:36,373 - Who was that? 384 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,643 - That was my cellmate Melanie. 385 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,586 She says her new name now is Melathion. 386 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,131 - Yeah, that's Melanie, I know, I watched her. 387 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,383 - Yeah, another job well done. 388 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,386 - That cheap wine, I would recognize that anywhere. 389 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,739 That was the woman who held 390 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:50,763 me hostage last night! 391 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,014 - Are you sure? 392 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,827 She didn't look so New Wave last night. 393 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:55,332 - Well she's obviously done something 394 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,228 to disguise her appearance. 395 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,105 - I don't think green is her color. 396 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,443 - Excuse me, miss oh, what was your name? 397 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:04,777 - Me? 398 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:05,904 Samantha. 399 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,239 - Tell me, why didn't you go with her? 400 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,373 - Because Sir, I won the work furlough program 401 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,327 and I didn't want to lose it. 402 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,621 - Well that's damn commendable! 403 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,583 Of course you'll have some explaining to do. 404 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,252 - Yes Holly, you will, you let that woman escape 405 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:22,837 from prison, and you Candy did 406 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,464 nothing to stop her rampage. 407 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,676 - I was speaking to you, Ms. Devonshire. 408 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:28,468 - Me?! 409 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:29,803 - Yes! 410 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:30,637 It was your idea to have this whole damn 411 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,347 Field Event Day! 412 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,849 If you hadn't rile those poor prisoners 413 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,768 they would have never escaped! 414 00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:39,729 Let's just hope that your girls catch them 415 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,107 before they do any serious damage, eh? 416 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,440 - Yes, Sir! 417 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,403 - Does this mean that I'm back on active duty? 418 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:47,862 - Yes, Holly. 419 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,699 - Let's do it! 420 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,152 - Does this mean you're cop? 421 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,535 You used me! 422 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:54,868 - Oh please. 423 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,500 - Yes, very commendable, Malanta. 424 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,834 - Samantha, Sir. 425 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:02,876 - Right. 426 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,462 Now we have to find you some 427 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,423 suitable place of work. 428 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:09,509 (celebratory music) 429 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,596 Any particular line of work 430 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:14,930 you'd like to pursue? 431 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:16,993 - When I was in Grammar School 432 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,059 I studied dance. 433 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:23,314 - Here's a position for a topless waitress, Sir. 434 00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:27,402 - Ms. Devonshire, I hardly think 435 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,571 that would be appropriate. 436 00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,144 - Oh, when I was in High School 437 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,197 I studied acting. 438 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,911 - Here's a job opening for a phone sex operator. 439 00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,708 - I really like to sing. 440 00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:45,836 - Here it is. 441 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:47,589 The perfect job. 442 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,634 (jazzy music) 443 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:08,026 - Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, 444 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:16,451 can you tell me where Izzie is? 445 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,703 - I'm trying to dance here. 446 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,790 - Yeah, I can see you're trying to dance. 447 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,501 I'm trying to ask you a question. 448 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,044 - What are you dressed up as? 449 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:28,546 - What does it look like? 450 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,131 I'm a clown, you got it? 451 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,716 - Yeah, I got it. 452 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,176 Izzie's over there. 453 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,097 - Thanks. 454 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,187 Are you Izzie? 455 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,521 - Yeah babe, that's me. 456 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,541 - For some reason I pictured 457 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,608 Izzie to be a little boy. 458 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:49,609 - Wrong, I'm Izzie. 459 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:50,527 What do you want? 460 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,780 - Well Izzie, I have a telegram. 461 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,032 - A telegram for me? 462 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,534 You got to be kidding. 463 00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:58,867 - No. 464 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,788 (clears throat) 465 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,540 I know today's your birthday, 466 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,125 it's a very special day, 467 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,168 and I want to send this message 468 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,505 hope things go your way. 469 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:12,298 (laughs) 470 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,632 - This is too much. 471 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:16,928 - Now you made me lose my place. 472 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,262 - Aw, I'm sorry. 473 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:23,476 - I want to send this message 474 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:24,936 to hope things go your way, 475 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:25,895 now you're one year older 476 00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:27,730 and you're still dear to me. 477 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:34,195 - Hey hey, go finish your dance over there! 478 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:41,619 - Listen, you interrupt my song one more time 479 00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:44,706 I'm going to carve these lyrics on your body. 480 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:45,623 You got it? 481 00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:47,197 - Yes, ma'am, finish your song. 482 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,585 - Good. 483 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,420 So now you're one year older, 484 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,255 and you're still dear to me, 485 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,756 hope your day is joyous, 486 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,592 and happy as can be. 487 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,343 Love, your mother. 488 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,222 - Thank you, that was beautiful. 489 00:28:01,556 --> 00:28:03,016 - You're welcome. 490 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:04,934 You got a bathroom here? 491 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:07,061 - It's in the back. 492 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,395 - Thanks. 493 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,691 - That's Izzie's kind of woman. 494 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,489 - Alright, nobody move! 495 00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:21,659 You behind the counter, 496 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,411 start emptying out that register. 497 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,580 - Hey, it's my birthday, give me a break! 498 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,790 - Do it, birthday boy! 499 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:30,793 (gunshot blasting) 500 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:36,758 - Quick, get me the police! 501 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,887 (register dinging) 502 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,766 - Alright, everybody else, empty those pockets! 503 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,696 Give me all your belongings! 504 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:02,951 Come on honey, reach for it! 505 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,791 I want it all, I want the loose change too! 506 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,257 - I hope you fry in the chair. 507 00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:21,219 (laughs) 508 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:22,929 - Check if there's anyone in back. 509 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,781 (horn honking) 510 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,283 - Gimme the gun! 511 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:49,080 - Mirana, what's going on back there? 512 00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:50,414 - Police! 513 00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:53,001 Don't move! - What the? 514 00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:00,049 - We got here as soon as we could. 515 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,594 - Looks like you're a little late. 516 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,180 - Oh. 517 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:07,765 - You! 518 00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:09,809 - Get out of her, sour grape. 519 00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:12,812 - That's Rotten Apple. 520 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:17,418 - I called you as soon as I heard 521 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,735 the robbery taking place. 522 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,320 I caught this one in the back. 523 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:21,904 - Nice job, Samantha. 524 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,114 - Thanks. 525 00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,671 Don't worry, I got this under control. 526 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,844 (sirens blaring) 527 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:46,512 - You know Ms. Devonshire, 528 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,806 I think you've got this girl pegged out all wrong. 529 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:50,725 I think there's a positive 530 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,853 future for her in vice enforcement. 531 00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:55,897 - Yes Sir, I guess my career 532 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,230 choice came in handy. 533 00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:00,818 - You know Ms. Devonshire, 534 00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:02,296 she's going to need a place to stay 535 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,404 for the next few days. 536 00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:05,406 Would you mind if she bunks in with you? 537 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,658 - But Sir, my place is rather small as it is. 538 00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:09,494 - Oh I'm sure she won't mind at all. 539 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:10,827 Thank you. 540 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,580 - I did help bring the prisoners in. 541 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,354 At least two of those bruised peaches 542 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,750 are behind bars now. 543 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:17,627 - That's Rotten Apples. 544 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,960 - Whatever. 545 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:22,131 - Now look what I've got. 546 00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:26,969 This is the tape from the surveillance camera 547 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,303 in the liquor store. 548 00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:30,514 Should we look at it? 549 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:35,019 (quirky music) 550 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:47,240 - You would not believe the day I just had. 551 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:48,573 That man I work for 552 00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:50,868 could drive anybody crazy. 553 00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:52,221 - [Store owner] That's nice. 554 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:53,996 - Uh, that's crazy with dedication, Sir. 555 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,165 No, wait, the Half and Half. 556 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,544 Well that should do it. 557 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:01,462 Oh, let me get a copy of today's paper. 558 00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:08,737 - Well look, there she is now, 559 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,555 there's that troublemaker. 560 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:11,389 - Yeah, look, she still has 561 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:12,722 her prison uniform on. 562 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,892 - Yeah, didn't that strike you as 563 00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:16,727 rather odd, Ms. Devonshire? 564 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:18,729 - Uh, no, it didn't. 565 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:20,647 - Hmmm. 566 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,514 - [Devonshire] Excuse me, Miss. 567 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,026 I was here first. 568 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,820 - This'll only take a minute. 569 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:28,156 - You will have to wait your turn! 570 00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:29,740 - [Melanie] Listen, I'm first! 571 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:31,218 - That woman is clearly concealing a gun 572 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:31,826 underneath her coat, 573 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,411 now did anybody notice that? 574 00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:35,913 - Um, no, didn't. 575 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,327 - Now you listen carefully, 576 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:39,017 I want you to empty out the cash register 577 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,293 and put it in a paper bag. 578 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,170 - Yeah, whatever you say. 579 00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:43,171 - And a bottle of wine that'll 580 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:44,504 give me a good buzz. 581 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:46,132 Don't give me no trouble. 582 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,049 (alarm rings) You fool! 583 00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:48,968 - Look, here comes my part. 584 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,679 - Oh, it's your turn now, Miss. 585 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,013 - Thank you. 586 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:54,640 - Nobody move! 587 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:55,641 - [Devonshire] Oh no! 588 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,015 - You know Candy, you look 589 00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,437 about 20 pounds heavier on screen. 590 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,856 - Yeah, well if you would've been watching, 591 00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:03,333 that woman, she wouldn't have 592 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:04,357 broken out of prison. 593 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,945 - Girls, I am trying to watch the tape! 594 00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:11,949 - Lady, you're coming with me now! 595 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:14,219 - Oh please, we'll let you go! 596 00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:15,243 - The hell we will! 597 00:33:15,453 --> 00:33:17,079 You've got 5 seconds to let her go! 598 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:21,459 - [Melanie] Make me! 599 00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:23,437 - Quick Candy, what was your 600 00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:24,795 last score on the firing range? 601 00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:27,089 Was it one out of six? 602 00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:28,966 - Zero out of six. 603 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,300 - Zero out of six?! 604 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,196 I thought you said she had 605 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:33,500 a perfect score, Ms. Devonshire! 606 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:34,804 - Did I? 607 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:36,933 - Well you 608 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,936 (gunshot blasting) 609 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:42,103 - I've seen enough. 610 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,444 Ms. Devonshire, you and your girls 611 00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:49,904 are taken off active duty 612 00:33:50,238 --> 00:33:51,364 as of immediately. 613 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:52,937 Tomorrow morning you can report 614 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,199 to the filing department. 615 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,910 That is all! 616 00:33:57,995 --> 00:33:59,956 I'll see you in the morning, Sambuka. 617 00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:00,831 - Uh, Samantha, Sir. 618 00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,165 - Yes. 619 00:34:04,794 --> 00:34:05,834 - Ms. Devonshire, how long 620 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,547 is that work furlough program? 621 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,257 - Five days. 622 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:10,590 - Good. 623 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,718 I can put a stop to it in less time than that. 624 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,015 So Samantha, now that you're on the force 625 00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:18,933 I guess you can join us 626 00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,601 for our little girl's night out. 627 00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:21,519 - Oh gee, I don't know, 628 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,271 I got all this training to do. 629 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,324 - Nonsense, we'll be ready at seven o'clock, 630 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,149 we'll pick you up then. 631 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:30,027 (nightclub music) 632 00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,327 - Did we have to come here? 633 00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:40,454 - It's part of our little tradition. 634 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:41,788 - What tradition? 635 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,124 - Shut up, Candy! 636 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:44,917 We're here to have a good time. 637 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:49,255 Bartender, drinks for me and my friends! 638 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:50,789 - Excuse me, I've had a little 639 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,424 too much to drink. 640 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,050 Can you help me to my seat? 641 00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:54,594 - Sure. 642 00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:57,805 You're right, you have had too much to drink. 643 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,560 So... 644 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,239 - So what'll it be tonight, ladies? 645 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:17,824 - The usual. 646 00:35:18,868 --> 00:35:19,493 - Well since I've never seen you in here before 647 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:21,037 the usual what? 648 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,247 (laughs) 649 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:28,376 - You're funny. 650 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:30,128 - Hello, Izzie. 651 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:32,757 - Oh, not you again. 652 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,383 Whatever you babes are drinking, 653 00:35:34,717 --> 00:35:35,717 it's on Izzie. 654 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:37,821 - Now that's more like it, 655 00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:38,846 we need four shot glasses 656 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,723 and a bottle of your finest liquor. 657 00:35:41,057 --> 00:35:42,350 - Yes, ma'am, coming right up. 658 00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:44,476 - Now that's service. 659 00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:48,314 So tell us about yourself, Melanie. 660 00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:50,316 - It's Samantha. 661 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:51,233 - Whatever. 662 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,235 - Anyway, I started out as... 663 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:54,849 - OOP, our shot glasses are here. 664 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:56,112 Let's have a toast. 665 00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:08,751 A toast to our futures. 666 00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:10,085 Happy future. 667 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,837 - [Girls] Happy future! 668 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:19,845 - Come on, you're not drinking. 669 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:21,179 - Yeah, I know, 670 00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:22,056 I have to be up early in the morning. 671 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:23,557 - Oh it's early now. 672 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:26,352 - Well I hate to drink alone. 673 00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:28,478 - You're not alone! 674 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,942 (giggles) 675 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:36,028 Hey now, isn't this cozy? 676 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,697 - Samantha, what were you saying 677 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,365 about yourself before? 678 00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:40,801 - Oh, I started to say that... 679 00:36:40,825 --> 00:36:42,618 - Oh Candy, stop interrupting. 680 00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:44,412 We're about to have a drink. 681 00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:48,081 - One more round! 682 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,292 That really hit the spot. 683 00:36:51,502 --> 00:36:53,337 (hiccups) 684 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,681 Excuse me, ladies. 685 00:37:09,145 --> 00:37:11,147 (laughs) 686 00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:13,773 - Hi there. 687 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:20,322 - Hey Sailor, out on a weekend pass? 688 00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:21,656 - I beg your pardon? 689 00:37:21,699 --> 00:37:23,868 - You don't have to beg for me, baby. 690 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:26,579 Let me be your port in the storm. 691 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:32,918 - So Samantha, tell me what you do with your time. 692 00:37:33,878 --> 00:37:35,504 - Well recently I spent most of 693 00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:37,465 my time in prison. 694 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:39,484 Guess I started hanging out with the wrong crowd. 695 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,051 - Where were you in prison? 696 00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:42,678 - In the cell next to you. 697 00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,851 - Now these are the two I was telling you about. 698 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:53,939 This one's Candy, Holly. 699 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:57,234 - I'm Candy. - I'm Holly. 700 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:03,866 - Nice to meet 'Cha! 701 00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:06,660 - Say, I was thinking. 702 00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:09,622 We could all get a little sneaky peaky 703 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,916 and head back to my place, huh? 704 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,335 - The more the merrier. 705 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:18,756 - Ms. Devonshire, with all due respect, 706 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:21,300 you hardly know these men. 707 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:23,803 - Keep your jealousy to yourself. 708 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:25,262 This one's mine! 709 00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:27,597 - Which one's mine? 710 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:31,143 - Take your pick, I got dibs on this guy. 711 00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,897 - Well, I have to go. 712 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:37,106 Bye. 713 00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:38,775 - Bye. 714 00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:42,363 - Party pooper! 715 00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:52,289 - I hear you can rent a room 716 00:38:52,623 --> 00:38:53,623 in the back here. 717 00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:57,461 - Why would I want to rent a room? 718 00:38:57,795 --> 00:38:59,171 I've already got an apartment. 719 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,591 - I think I love you. 720 00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:03,925 What's your name? 721 00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:07,805 I want to have it tattooed across my chest. 722 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,138 - Griselda. 723 00:39:12,309 --> 00:39:13,309 - Hey! 724 00:39:14,478 --> 00:39:16,355 Another round here! 725 00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:17,689 - Alright, I think you 726 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,650 broads have had enough for tonight. 727 00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:21,360 - Hey, that is no way to 728 00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:23,404 speak to my friends, pal! 729 00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:25,114 (smack) 730 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:26,907 (yelping) 731 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:28,409 (laughing) 732 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:31,495 (celebratory music) 733 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:35,833 - Ah, right on time. 734 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,166 A fine way to start your 735 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:38,419 first day at work, Miranda. 736 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,462 - Uh, Samantha, Sir, thank you. 737 00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:42,797 - Sit down. 738 00:39:44,925 --> 00:39:46,760 Now I hope that Ms. Devonshire 739 00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:49,597 didn't mind having you stay with her last night. 740 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:54,310 - Uh, actually Sir, she didn't come home last night. 741 00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:55,643 - Really? 742 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:59,064 Doesn't seem like Ms. Devonshire at all. 743 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:01,775 Well anyway, I want you to tell me 744 00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:04,445 everything you can about this Malathion woman. 745 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:07,406 Anything you can do to help us capture her. 746 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:11,118 - Well I know that she's very 747 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:12,452 (phone rings) 748 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:13,536 - Excuse me. 749 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,580 Yello? 750 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,499 What? 751 00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:20,293 Are you sure? 752 00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:22,838 Yeah, I'll be right there. 753 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:30,470 Excuse me. 754 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:34,516 - It's your fault that this happened. 755 00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,352 - Will you stop yelling? 756 00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:38,228 I've got a splitting migraine. 757 00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:40,282 - Feeling at home again while we're in here? 758 00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:40,940 - You know you just better watch it. 759 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,399 - You tell her, hunny! 760 00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:43,733 - You shut up! 761 00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:48,781 Oh Commissioner, I am so glad you are here. 762 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,324 - What happened to you two? 763 00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,786 - Just get us out of here. 764 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,246 - Get me a key for this door! 765 00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,580 - Yes, Sir. 766 00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:02,228 - [Devonshire Voiceover] I don't know where 767 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:03,252 I'd been the night before 768 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,966 but I had a fresh tattoo to show for it. 769 00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:12,388 - Ms. Devonshire, honestly. 770 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:15,473 Honestly. 771 00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:20,938 Ms. Devonshire, I had no idea 772 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:22,856 that by taking you off active duty 773 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:24,608 there'd be so much damage done. 774 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,170 - No Sir, I mean yes, Sir, 775 00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:29,113 I mean please please please 776 00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:31,198 put me back on active duty now. 777 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:32,199 Please don't put me through 778 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:33,826 another night of this misery. 779 00:41:35,703 --> 00:41:37,413 - Please don't beg. 780 00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:41,791 The answer's no. 781 00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,462 Because this is going to be a 782 00:41:45,796 --> 00:41:48,382 black mark on the Vice Academy records 783 00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:49,716 and I read: 784 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:54,972 "Lewd and disorderly conduct," 785 00:41:56,265 --> 00:41:57,725 "drunken brawling," 786 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,312 "Resisting arrest?!" 787 00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:03,731 - I'm sorry, Sir. 788 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:06,650 I don't know how my girls could have done all that. 789 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,653 - Your girls? 790 00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:14,825 This is your file! 791 00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,660 - Oh 792 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:20,830 - Got the key? 793 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:37,556 - Get back in there. 794 00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:42,101 - Yes. 795 00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:45,186 - We're almost out of cash 796 00:42:45,481 --> 00:42:46,690 from that liquor store holdup. 797 00:42:48,025 --> 00:42:50,652 You got any ideas for any quick cash? 798 00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:51,986 - You just watch me. 799 00:42:53,322 --> 00:42:56,075 (delightful music) 800 00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:01,997 - Excuse me, Ma'am. 801 00:43:02,331 --> 00:43:03,331 - Yeah? 802 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:04,750 - Hand over your purse! 803 00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:06,085 - I beg your pardon? 804 00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:08,587 - I said give me your purse! 805 00:43:08,921 --> 00:43:09,921 - Leave me alone! 806 00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:11,590 - Don't make me use this. 807 00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:16,678 (screaming) 808 00:43:17,012 --> 00:43:19,098 (laughing) 809 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:26,710 - Somebody help me, I've been robbed! 810 00:43:26,939 --> 00:43:27,606 - Calm down, ma'am. 811 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,980 - Somebody stole my purse! 812 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:30,149 - Me too! 813 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,027 - She sprayed me right in the face! 814 00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:33,521 - Okay, let me get this down. 815 00:43:33,821 --> 00:43:34,839 - [Woman] Somebody stole my purse! 816 00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:36,782 - What is going on here? 817 00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:39,034 - All these women have been robbed. 818 00:43:39,368 --> 00:43:41,578 - Yes, she took everything I had! 819 00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:42,912 - All my belongings! 820 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:43,622 - [Woman] Me too! 821 00:43:43,956 --> 00:43:45,076 - Just calm down, calm down. 822 00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:46,750 Do you have your sketch pad, Officer? 823 00:43:47,084 --> 00:43:48,210 - Yes Sir, right here, Sir. 824 00:43:48,544 --> 00:43:50,295 - You think you can identify this person? 825 00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:51,630 - Yes. - Yeah. 826 00:43:51,964 --> 00:43:53,316 - Well good good, I don't know who's 827 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,551 responsible for this, but we've got to stop them! 828 00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:57,684 Particularly before the press gets this story. 829 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:03,559 - Green hair. 830 00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,727 - Green, much more green. 831 00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:08,397 - Bigger head. - Attitude. 832 00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:11,233 - Now bigger hair. - And attitude, attitude. 833 00:44:15,863 --> 00:44:20,742 - Yeah. 834 00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:25,622 - Yes, that's her, 835 00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:26,540 she's the one who robbed me 836 00:44:26,874 --> 00:44:27,457 with a can of hair spray. 837 00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:28,208 She's a threat to the community 838 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,543 and the environment. 839 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:35,799 (laughing) 840 00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:38,719 - Great take! 841 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,221 I can't remember having this much fun. 842 00:44:41,555 --> 00:44:43,640 - I think I'm gonna buy me a fur coat. 843 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:45,684 - You know, seeing all this 844 00:44:46,018 --> 00:44:47,644 money gets me hot! 845 00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:51,148 - You don't say! 846 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:53,901 (laughing) 847 00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:55,234 - Whoop! 848 00:44:56,278 --> 00:44:56,862 - You should have seen it. 849 00:44:57,196 --> 00:44:58,238 It was awful! 850 00:44:58,572 --> 00:45:00,365 - What are you talking about? 851 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:01,819 - We were waiting in the car 852 00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:03,075 while Rosie and Loretta 853 00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:04,912 were holding up The Seedy Bar. 854 00:45:05,245 --> 00:45:06,288 They were barely inside 855 00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:08,582 when the cop shows up and nabs them both! 856 00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:09,916 - What?! 857 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,269 Did you get any of the cash from them? 858 00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:12,293 - Are you kidding? 859 00:45:12,586 --> 00:45:13,906 We were lucky to get out of there! 860 00:45:14,046 --> 00:45:16,840 - Who could be onto us already? 861 00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:18,967 - Some cop dressed up like a clown. 862 00:45:21,053 --> 00:45:23,347 You ask me, it's a pretty good cover. 863 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,890 - Well no one's asking you. 864 00:45:25,224 --> 00:45:26,892 - Hey, look at this. 865 00:45:27,226 --> 00:45:28,810 A former prison inmate, 866 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:30,604 who is now on the force, 867 00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:32,022 single handedly captured 868 00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:33,649 a pair of the escaped convicts 869 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:35,776 right in the middle of a holdup 870 00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:38,320 and she did it while dressed as a clown. 871 00:45:38,654 --> 00:45:39,696 - What, let me see that! 872 00:45:41,198 --> 00:45:43,367 Why that little, that's Samantha, 873 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,535 she used to be my cellmate. 874 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:46,869 - Your cellmate? 875 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:49,665 - I should have strangled her 876 00:45:49,998 --> 00:45:51,458 while I had the chance. 877 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,377 I can't believe this! 878 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:54,962 - Well what do you want 879 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,295 us to do about it? 880 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:58,548 - I'll take care of her. 881 00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,884 And the rest of that worthless Vice Squad! 882 00:46:01,218 --> 00:46:03,929 (dramatic music) 883 00:46:07,099 --> 00:46:08,517 (laughs) 884 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,769 (phone rings) 885 00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:12,104 - Hello? 886 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:14,231 Oh, he's here now? 887 00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:15,983 Oh good, good, I'll be right there. 888 00:46:18,944 --> 00:46:20,779 Holly, Candy, come with me. 889 00:46:21,113 --> 00:46:23,073 There's someone I want you to meet. 890 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,836 I've decided I'm going to call in a specialist 891 00:46:36,169 --> 00:46:37,671 to help us with our situation. 892 00:46:38,005 --> 00:46:39,715 Professor Kaufinger. 893 00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,009 - Professor Kaufinger? 894 00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:43,702 - Yes, he's gonna study the effects 895 00:46:44,011 --> 00:46:46,430 of insects spraying right here in our police lab. 896 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,074 Maybe he can tell us what possesses 897 00:46:48,098 --> 00:46:49,349 this Malathion woman. 898 00:46:50,684 --> 00:46:52,519 Course he's going to need a good assistant, 899 00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:54,855 so which one of you wants to volunteer? 900 00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:57,899 - Gosh, it's really tempting, but 901 00:46:58,233 --> 00:46:59,673 - Putting your filing system in order 902 00:46:59,776 --> 00:47:01,862 is something I would really hate to miss out on. 903 00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:03,322 - Now girls, girls, girls, 904 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,532 he only needs one of you, come on. 905 00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:09,161 - Candy, congratulations, you beat me to it. 906 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,829 - Hey wait a minute! 907 00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:18,587 - Hello, Commissioner. 908 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,023 Sorry I'm late, I just finished 909 00:47:20,047 --> 00:47:21,047 my workout at the gym. 910 00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:24,009 - You're Professor Kaufinger? 911 00:47:24,343 --> 00:47:25,677 - Yes I am. 912 00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:26,470 Are you going to be my assistant? 913 00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,138 - Uh, no. 914 00:47:28,472 --> 00:47:29,472 I'm your assistant. 915 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:30,766 My name's Candy. 916 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:31,767 - Nice to meet you. 917 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,310 I'm gonna go change. 918 00:47:35,103 --> 00:47:36,980 Meet me at the lab in a few minutes. 919 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:39,649 - I'll be right there. 920 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:45,697 - Well as you were. 921 00:47:47,032 --> 00:47:48,533 - Listen Candy, I've reconsidered. 922 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:49,867 I'll take the job. 923 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:50,910 - The hell you will! 924 00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:51,952 - The hell I won't! 925 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:58,710 - Candy, I really see no reason why we 926 00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:05,133 Excuse me. 927 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:06,802 - Would you mind closing the door? 928 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:11,473 - I've decided that I'd like 929 00:48:11,807 --> 00:48:13,934 to be your lab assistant also. 930 00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:16,645 - Fine, there's an extra lab coat in the back. 931 00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:17,978 - Thank you. 932 00:49:02,274 --> 00:49:03,501 - I didn't want to spill anything 933 00:49:03,525 --> 00:49:04,525 on my clothes. 934 00:49:05,944 --> 00:49:06,945 - I see. 935 00:49:07,279 --> 00:49:08,279 - I didn't want to spill 936 00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:09,321 anything on my clothes. 937 00:49:12,659 --> 00:49:13,659 Excuse us. 938 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:18,999 Listen, you conniving hussy, 939 00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:20,476 what do you think you're up to? 940 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,960 - I'm going to be his assistant. 941 00:49:22,294 --> 00:49:24,087 - Yeah, well he's way out of your league. 942 00:49:24,421 --> 00:49:25,672 - What do you mean by that?! 943 00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:28,091 - He's good looking and a professional! 944 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:30,802 - Girls, I'm waiting. 945 00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:32,262 - [Girls] Coming! 946 00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:37,737 - Could one of you get a beaker over there? 947 00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:38,977 - Certainly. 948 00:49:39,311 --> 00:49:40,311 - I'll do it! 949 00:49:41,438 --> 00:49:42,623 - Give me that, you don't even 950 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:44,024 know what a beaker looks like! 951 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,653 - [Girls] Here you go! 952 00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:49,987 - Thank you. 953 00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:53,492 - My name is Holly, I didn't catch your first name. 954 00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:55,327 - Nice to meet you, I'm Dirk. 955 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:59,623 Dirk, you know that name really suits you. 956 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,960 I took several Chemistry tests in school. 957 00:50:04,294 --> 00:50:06,213 They should prove to be valuable today. 958 00:50:06,546 --> 00:50:09,299 - Yeah, and I took lots of tests also. 959 00:50:09,633 --> 00:50:10,818 - Candy, we don't want to hear about 960 00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:12,052 your trips to the free clinic. 961 00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:14,405 - Girls, could you get me a sample 962 00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:15,013 of the Malathion solution, 963 00:50:15,347 --> 00:50:16,547 it's in the corner over there. 964 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,640 - I'll get it! 965 00:50:19,768 --> 00:50:21,186 I can handle this one myself, Candy! 966 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,521 - I already have it! 967 00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:25,232 - And be careful with it, it's highly toxic. 968 00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:26,565 - If you say so. 969 00:50:31,655 --> 00:50:32,864 - Thank you. 970 00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:34,198 - Next I need... 971 00:50:34,324 --> 00:50:35,909 - [Girls] I'll get it! 972 00:50:36,243 --> 00:50:37,243 - Okay, Candy you get me 973 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,346 the culture dishes over there 974 00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:40,330 and Holly, you get me the Bunsen burner. 975 00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:41,664 - Good as done! 976 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:45,961 Do you see the culture dishes? 977 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:49,693 - It's probably right under your nose, 978 00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:50,924 but you just don't see it! 979 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:06,022 - [Candy] Hey! 980 00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:08,316 - Here you go. 981 00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:11,903 Are you ready to light my fire? 982 00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:13,237 - Pardon me? 983 00:51:13,530 --> 00:51:16,157 - Listen Dirk, this chemistry stuff is for kids. 984 00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:18,410 Let's get down to some real experimenting. 985 00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:20,661 - Somehow I fail to grasp 986 00:51:20,954 --> 00:51:21,994 what you're trying to say. 987 00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:25,166 (glass shatters) 988 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:26,084 - Here, let me make myself clear. 989 00:51:26,418 --> 00:51:27,578 - Be careful, these chemicals 990 00:51:27,711 --> 00:51:29,629 are highly volatile when they're incensed. 991 00:51:29,963 --> 00:51:31,631 - Yeah, well so am I. 992 00:51:31,965 --> 00:51:32,965 - Here's the dish. 993 00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:37,565 - Honestly Candy, can't you see we're busy? 994 00:51:37,846 --> 00:51:39,514 He was just about to light my fire. 995 00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:40,848 - Oh really? 996 00:51:42,726 --> 00:51:43,977 Listen Dirk, if anybody's about 997 00:51:44,311 --> 00:51:45,895 to get their fire lit, it better be me. 998 00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:46,855 I'm the one who volunteered 999 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,308 to be your stupid assistant! 1000 00:51:48,607 --> 00:51:50,126 - If anybody's going to be your stupid assistant, 1001 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:51,151 it's going to be me! 1002 00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:53,164 - Girls, why don't you flip a coin over it? 1003 00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:53,945 - Fine! 1004 00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:55,279 - I get tails. 1005 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:02,786 - Oh Amanda! 1006 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,126 - Uh, it's Samantha, Sir. 1007 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:09,729 - Could you please mail this for me? 1008 00:52:09,753 --> 00:52:10,753 It's very important. 1009 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:13,214 - Right away, Sir. 1010 00:52:14,215 --> 00:52:16,551 (quirky music) 1011 00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:22,098 (whistling) 1012 00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:22,891 - Keep your mouth shut 1013 00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:24,643 and you won't get hurt. 1014 00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:32,232 - We need to talk. 1015 00:52:34,653 --> 00:52:36,488 - Well I don't have anything to say to you. 1016 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,073 - From what I understand, 1017 00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:40,241 you stopped a robbery yesterday. 1018 00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:41,159 That was money I was going 1019 00:52:41,493 --> 00:52:43,244 to get a cut out of. 1020 00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:44,778 - Look, I have my own job now, 1021 00:52:44,871 --> 00:52:46,498 I don't care what differences we have. 1022 00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:53,213 - I'm not asking you to leave your job. 1023 00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,423 I like where you are right now. 1024 00:52:55,757 --> 00:52:57,258 - So what are you saying? 1025 00:52:57,592 --> 00:52:59,594 - What are they paying you for all this work? 1026 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:01,553 - Right now nothing, 1027 00:53:01,763 --> 00:53:03,181 I'm in this training program. 1028 00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:06,518 - I don't believe in training programs. 1029 00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:08,287 How would you like to be working for me 1030 00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:09,312 and getting paid for it? 1031 00:53:12,399 --> 00:53:14,651 - I'm not going to quit my job for you! 1032 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:16,319 - No one's asking you to quit. 1033 00:53:16,653 --> 00:53:18,405 I'll pay you to stay on the force. 1034 00:53:18,738 --> 00:53:21,366 Just overlook any of my crimes that you see. 1035 00:53:22,659 --> 00:53:25,120 - Forget it, I'm not going to be in the take. 1036 00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:26,996 - You're a fool, Samantha. 1037 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:28,391 - Yeah, you really want to live 1038 00:53:28,415 --> 00:53:30,125 on minimum wage salary? 1039 00:53:32,836 --> 00:53:33,962 - Think it over. 1040 00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:35,295 I'll be in touch. 1041 00:53:44,305 --> 00:53:46,599 (car revs) 1042 00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:49,602 (car horn honking) 1043 00:54:06,453 --> 00:54:08,830 (erotic music) 1044 00:54:17,505 --> 00:54:19,257 - Excuse us for just a moment. 1045 00:54:25,346 --> 00:54:27,307 - This better be good. 1046 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,640 - I finally have it, 1047 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,810 our one way ticket back on the force. 1048 00:54:31,144 --> 00:54:33,229 I just saw Samantha outside with Malathion. 1049 00:54:33,563 --> 00:54:34,563 She's on the take. 1050 00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:35,647 - What? 1051 00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:36,690 If you saw Malathion, 1052 00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:38,568 why didn't you try and catch her? 1053 00:54:38,902 --> 00:54:40,820 - Candy, you are always thinking so small. 1054 00:54:41,154 --> 00:54:42,434 Now that we know that Samantha's 1055 00:54:42,489 --> 00:54:43,156 working on the other side, 1056 00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:45,250 it'll be easy to get her kicked off the force 1057 00:54:45,575 --> 00:54:47,327 and get Malathion at the same time. 1058 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:49,996 - But Samantha seems so nice. 1059 00:54:50,330 --> 00:54:52,415 - Candy, this is your biggest problem. 1060 00:54:52,749 --> 00:54:54,751 You're always looking for the good in people. 1061 00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:56,878 Why can't you be more like me? 1062 00:54:57,212 --> 00:54:58,372 - I still think you're wrong. 1063 00:54:58,630 --> 00:55:00,298 - Fine, then I'll take the credit 1064 00:55:00,632 --> 00:55:01,632 when I expose her. 1065 00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:10,892 - Ah, did you mail that letter for me? 1066 00:55:11,226 --> 00:55:12,226 - Yes I did, Sir. 1067 00:55:12,268 --> 00:55:14,270 May I ask you a question? 1068 00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:17,357 - Certainly, what is it? 1069 00:55:17,690 --> 00:55:19,984 - I was wondering, am I gonna get paid 1070 00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,778 for any of training that I'm doing? 1071 00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:25,198 - Well I'm sure you understand 1072 00:55:25,532 --> 00:55:28,368 that there is no pay for the training program. 1073 00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:31,287 - Yeah, I was afraid of that. 1074 00:55:31,621 --> 00:55:34,040 Let's say after the training is completed. 1075 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,794 - Well I suppose we can give you 1076 00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:39,295 a starting salary. 1077 00:55:39,629 --> 00:55:41,629 And of course if you show a good enough performance 1078 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:44,300 then you'll get a raise in six months. 1079 00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:46,177 Ms. Devonshire, how long have 1080 00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:47,804 you been on the force? 1081 00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:49,889 - 12 years, Sir. 1082 00:55:50,223 --> 00:55:52,308 12 of the longest, best, 1083 00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:55,520 and more rewarding years of my life. 1084 00:55:56,479 --> 00:55:58,439 - And how much do you get paid? 1085 00:56:00,817 --> 00:56:04,153 - %4.60 an hour. 1086 00:56:07,323 --> 00:56:12,203 - Now we can start you at %4.00 an hour. 1087 00:56:13,997 --> 00:56:15,248 How does that sound? 1088 00:56:15,582 --> 00:56:17,417 And think of all the incentive 1089 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:19,502 someone like Ms. Devonshire could be to you. 1090 00:56:20,545 --> 00:56:23,256 (growling) 1091 00:56:23,590 --> 00:56:26,551 You know I like you, Sabrina. 1092 00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:32,974 I'm gonna give you %5.00 an hour. 1093 00:56:33,308 --> 00:56:34,642 - %5.00 an hour?! 1094 00:56:34,976 --> 00:56:36,561 - Be quiet, Ms. Devonshire! 1095 00:56:38,354 --> 00:56:39,439 How does that sound? 1096 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:41,482 And think of all the benefits you get. 1097 00:56:41,816 --> 00:56:44,819 Do you know that if you get shot in the line of duty, 1098 00:56:45,153 --> 00:56:46,863 we pay all your hospital bills? 1099 00:56:47,196 --> 00:56:49,324 And if you happen to get killed in the line of duty, 1100 00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:52,702 well then you really rake it in. 1101 00:56:53,912 --> 00:56:55,663 Makes you have to really take a 1102 00:56:55,997 --> 00:56:59,542 good long look at that future in Vice enforcement. 1103 00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:07,717 - I just hope you're right about Samantha. 1104 00:57:08,051 --> 00:57:10,303 - Wait a minute, I still need an assistant. 1105 00:57:10,637 --> 00:57:11,837 - Oh go play with your beaker! 1106 00:57:13,014 --> 00:57:14,432 - Attention, a robbery in progress 1107 00:57:14,766 --> 00:57:16,326 has been spotted at the recycling center 1108 00:57:16,476 --> 00:57:17,602 at Coanga and Lakerscum. 1109 00:57:17,936 --> 00:57:19,729 All available officers report at once. 1110 00:57:20,063 --> 00:57:21,543 The suspects are reported to be armed. 1111 00:57:21,814 --> 00:57:23,983 - The recycling center! 1112 00:57:24,317 --> 00:57:25,794 Why those are the people that give us that money 1113 00:57:25,818 --> 00:57:27,528 for the Field Day competition every year. 1114 00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,490 Do we have any spare officers we can send out? 1115 00:57:30,823 --> 00:57:32,659 - No Sir, they're all on duty. 1116 00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:36,245 - Ahh, Candy, Holly, I'm putting you back 1117 00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:45,505 on active duty as of now. 1118 00:57:45,838 --> 00:57:46,838 - Thank you, Sir! 1119 00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,090 - You won't regret it. 1120 00:57:50,677 --> 00:57:51,761 - What about me? 1121 00:57:52,095 --> 00:57:53,364 - I've got something very important 1122 00:57:53,388 --> 00:57:54,708 for you to do too, Ms. Devonshire. 1123 00:57:56,224 --> 00:57:57,224 Get back in my office 1124 00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:58,601 and start collating my drawers. 1125 00:58:02,355 --> 00:58:03,648 (bell rings) 1126 00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:04,440 - Hey, did you hear that? 1127 00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:05,942 We're back on the force! 1128 00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:07,527 - Will you give me back my gun? 1129 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,362 I hope you've had time to clean it. 1130 00:58:09,696 --> 00:58:11,030 That's not my gun. 1131 00:58:11,364 --> 00:58:12,657 You know, there's this chrome job 1132 00:58:12,991 --> 00:58:13,991 I've really been... 1133 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:15,033 - Oh and girls. 1134 00:58:16,786 --> 00:58:18,426 I'd like you take Samantha along with you, 1135 00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:20,423 I think the experience will do her some good. 1136 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,543 Get her an extra gun, alright? 1137 00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:26,671 Samantha, oh, very good! 1138 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:28,588 Good luck, Vice trainee. 1139 00:58:28,798 --> 00:58:29,924 - Thank you, Sir. 1140 00:58:30,258 --> 00:58:33,011 (synthesizer music) 1141 00:58:46,899 --> 00:58:47,483 - Alright, just follow me 1142 00:58:47,817 --> 00:58:48,817 and do as I say. 1143 00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:49,902 - Who put you in charge? 1144 00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:50,820 - Who else would you 1145 00:58:51,154 --> 00:58:52,697 rather have be in charge? 1146 00:58:53,031 --> 00:58:54,031 - Alright. 1147 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:05,418 - Alright, we'll spread out and try and find them. 1148 00:59:09,756 --> 00:59:11,841 - Hurry up, we've been in here long enough. 1149 00:59:12,175 --> 00:59:13,895 - Keep your shirt on, we're almost finished. 1150 00:59:14,135 --> 00:59:15,636 - You got everything? 1151 00:59:17,889 --> 00:59:19,891 - Yeah, all cleaned out. 1152 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:21,684 - Alright, hold it right there! 1153 00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:27,481 - It's only Samantha. 1154 00:59:27,774 --> 00:59:28,775 - Yeah, you scared us! 1155 00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:30,568 We thought you were a real cop. 1156 00:59:30,902 --> 00:59:32,612 - Well I am gonna be a real cop 1157 00:59:32,945 --> 00:59:34,405 and I'm taking you two in with me! 1158 00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:35,859 - Oh please, didn't you like 1159 00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:37,950 what Malathion had to offer you? 1160 00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:39,869 - Are you kidding, that woman's crazy. 1161 00:59:40,203 --> 00:59:41,746 - No, you're the crazy one. 1162 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,165 How much you getting paid to be on the force? 1163 00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,709 - %5.00 an hour. 1164 00:59:47,043 --> 00:59:48,336 (laughing) 1165 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:49,749 - You've got to be kidding. 1166 00:59:51,297 --> 00:59:53,716 - But I bet if I take you two in I'll get a bonus. 1167 00:59:54,050 --> 00:59:55,468 - You want a bonus? 1168 00:59:55,802 --> 00:59:57,178 How does this look to you? 1169 00:59:57,512 --> 00:59:58,512 What do you say? 1170 00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:00,866 This is more than you'll make 1171 01:00:00,890 --> 01:00:02,892 in 10 years on the force. 1172 01:00:03,226 --> 01:00:06,437 - And this is your cut just for one day's job. 1173 01:00:07,522 --> 01:00:08,106 - Forget it. 1174 01:00:08,439 --> 01:00:09,439 I'm taking you two in. 1175 01:00:10,942 --> 01:00:12,610 - You're a fool, Samantha. 1176 01:00:12,944 --> 01:00:14,695 Always have been, always will be. 1177 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:16,780 - Freeze! 1178 01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:19,283 You're all under arrest! 1179 01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:20,868 Look, now they got away! 1180 01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:26,624 - Hurry, we're almost out of here! 1181 01:00:31,003 --> 01:00:33,381 (tires screeching) 1182 01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:35,074 - I can't believe this, I had them! 1183 01:00:35,258 --> 01:00:36,485 - You know this was all part of your 1184 01:00:36,509 --> 01:00:37,635 plan to let them get away. 1185 01:00:37,969 --> 01:00:38,553 - What plan? 1186 01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,138 - Read about it in my report. 1187 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:46,936 (laughing) 1188 01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:49,480 - So you think Samantha helped you get away? 1189 01:00:49,814 --> 01:00:52,066 - Well she wasn't going to at first. 1190 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,694 - Yeah, but showing her a wad of bills 1191 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:56,571 made her come to her senses. 1192 01:00:56,904 --> 01:00:58,239 - I thought she'd come around. 1193 01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:00,574 I'm a woman of my word, 1194 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,076 see to it she gets her cut. 1195 01:01:02,410 --> 01:01:03,410 - Will do. 1196 01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:06,414 - Things should go real smooth 1197 01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:07,832 with her on the force now. 1198 01:01:14,005 --> 01:01:16,632 - These are some very serious accusations 1199 01:01:16,966 --> 01:01:18,342 you've made about Samantha. 1200 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:20,553 - Every bit of it's true. 1201 01:01:20,887 --> 01:01:21,887 Ask her for yourself. 1202 01:01:29,145 --> 01:01:31,147 Just watch this. 1203 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:35,109 - Samantha, have a word with you? 1204 01:01:35,443 --> 01:01:36,723 - [Samantha] Why certainly, Sir. 1205 01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:38,778 - I've heard some rather 1206 01:01:39,071 --> 01:01:40,573 disturbing news, Samantha. 1207 01:01:40,907 --> 01:01:42,742 I heard that Malathion offered you 1208 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:45,244 a bribe to help assist her in her crimes. 1209 01:01:45,578 --> 01:01:46,578 Is it true? 1210 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:48,706 - Well yes, but I didn't... 1211 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,209 - Why didn't you tell me, Samantha? 1212 01:01:52,627 --> 01:01:54,295 - Because I didn't go along with it. 1213 01:01:54,629 --> 01:01:56,231 I had already caught two members in her group 1214 01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:57,798 and I almost had the other two. 1215 01:01:58,132 --> 01:01:59,759 - Ah, but you didn't catch them, 1216 01:02:00,092 --> 01:02:01,719 you let them get away, huh? 1217 01:02:02,053 --> 01:02:03,596 - I didn't let them get away! 1218 01:02:03,930 --> 01:02:05,681 - Sorry it had to end this way. 1219 01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,601 Clean out your locker, Samantha. 1220 01:02:08,935 --> 01:02:10,811 Effective immediately, you're off 1221 01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:12,855 the training program officially. 1222 01:02:13,189 --> 01:02:14,482 - What? 1223 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,984 - That's right, tomorrow you can go back to prison 1224 01:02:17,318 --> 01:02:19,528 and live out the remainder of your sentence. 1225 01:02:19,862 --> 01:02:22,365 Tonight, you can stay in a holding tank. 1226 01:02:23,950 --> 01:02:25,230 - But, but I didn't do anything! 1227 01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:26,327 I'm innocent! 1228 01:02:29,622 --> 01:02:31,791 - And to think, I was going to 1229 01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:34,418 pay her %5.00 an hour. 1230 01:02:36,337 --> 01:02:37,463 - What did I tell you? 1231 01:02:37,797 --> 01:02:39,298 And I did it with one day to spare. 1232 01:02:39,632 --> 01:02:41,634 - That was really a rotten thing to do. 1233 01:02:41,968 --> 01:02:43,488 - Oh shut up, I'm not gonna lose my job 1234 01:02:43,636 --> 01:02:45,263 to some crash course ex con. 1235 01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:49,350 - Ms. Devonshire, aren't you gonna 1236 01:02:49,684 --> 01:02:51,143 do anything about this? 1237 01:02:51,477 --> 01:02:54,855 - Well he was gonna pay her more than I get. 1238 01:03:02,863 --> 01:03:03,863 - Samantha? 1239 01:03:05,116 --> 01:03:07,034 I'm really sorry about what happened. 1240 01:03:07,368 --> 01:03:09,078 If there's anything I can do... 1241 01:03:09,412 --> 01:03:11,497 - Don't worry about it, it wasn't your fault. 1242 01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:14,000 - I did enjoy working with you. 1243 01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:16,835 - Thanks. 1244 01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:18,746 I really wanted to have a job 1245 01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:20,606 waiting for me when I got out of prison. 1246 01:03:22,967 --> 01:03:25,219 I guess I ruined all my chances of that, huh? 1247 01:03:25,553 --> 01:03:26,721 - Aw, don't think like that. 1248 01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:28,931 You'll have plenty of opportunities. 1249 01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:32,393 - Yeah, guess I should just 1250 01:03:32,727 --> 01:03:33,894 stick to what I know best. 1251 01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:36,272 - I meant what I said 1252 01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:37,885 about helping you if you need it. 1253 01:03:38,024 --> 01:03:39,233 - Really? 1254 01:03:39,567 --> 01:03:40,567 Thanks. 1255 01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:44,863 Thanks. 1256 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:51,138 "Here's the money I promised you" 1257 01:03:51,162 --> 01:03:52,371 "for helping me out." 1258 01:03:52,705 --> 01:03:53,705 "Good work!" 1259 01:03:54,707 --> 01:03:55,707 "Melathion." 1260 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:01,504 - I've got it! 1261 01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:03,007 An anti-Melathion formula. 1262 01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:05,760 - Good work! 1263 01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:07,970 And not a moment too soon. 1264 01:04:09,472 --> 01:04:11,307 - I guess having me as a lab assistant 1265 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,808 really helped. 1266 01:04:13,142 --> 01:04:14,142 - Yeah, right. 1267 01:04:15,186 --> 01:04:16,562 - Now all we need is a plan 1268 01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:18,606 to get her out of hiding, right? 1269 01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,859 Something so tempting, so tempting, 1270 01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:25,321 that she won't possibly be able to resist. 1271 01:04:26,447 --> 01:04:28,407 (laughs) 1272 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,828 - Hello, I'm Ms. Devonshire 1273 01:04:33,162 --> 01:04:34,431 and this afternoon the police station 1274 01:04:34,455 --> 01:04:37,249 is sponsoring an Earth Day celebration. 1275 01:04:38,501 --> 01:04:40,127 Now all refreshments will be served 1276 01:04:40,461 --> 01:04:42,505 on biodegradable plates and there will be 1277 01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:46,050 an entertaining lecture on recycling. 1278 01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:50,805 And all cars are welcomed for a free smog check. 1279 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:53,224 Admission to this event is simply 1280 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,268 the donation of a piece of recyclable material. 1281 01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:58,020 All proceeds will go to the 1282 01:04:58,354 --> 01:04:59,814 policemen's pension fund. 1283 01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:01,947 There will be plenty of food and drink for all 1284 01:05:02,274 --> 01:05:04,026 and remember, there will be a drawing 1285 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,822 for a large sum of money. 1286 01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:09,323 Got that? 1287 01:05:09,657 --> 01:05:11,992 A large, unguarded, 1288 01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:14,578 out in the open sum of money. 1289 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,499 - I can't stand it anymore! 1290 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:21,085 Rev up the car, we've got a party to crash! 1291 01:05:23,629 --> 01:05:26,132 Now let's turn to our community segment, 1292 01:05:26,465 --> 01:05:28,676 something I like to call Devonshire's Corner. 1293 01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:32,721 Why we'll address topics of interest to me. 1294 01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:36,142 Topics like corporal punishment, 1295 01:05:36,475 --> 01:05:40,813 the death penalty, interrogation techniques. 1296 01:05:41,147 --> 01:05:42,507 Oh, I'm getting rather excited now. 1297 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:43,315 As a matter of fact my first 1298 01:05:43,649 --> 01:05:44,859 - We're off the air, miss. 1299 01:05:47,111 --> 01:05:50,698 - Well good work, Ms. Devonshire! 1300 01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:53,784 Very convincing, huh? 1301 01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:57,872 I particularly liked the part about the death penalty. 1302 01:05:58,205 --> 01:05:59,205 - Oh, thank you. 1303 01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:00,957 - What a great idea! 1304 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,835 An event for conservation! 1305 01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:05,463 It's about time. 1306 01:06:07,298 --> 01:06:09,091 - This is not a real event! 1307 01:06:09,425 --> 01:06:11,844 It is intended to lure Malathion out of hiding. 1308 01:06:12,178 --> 01:06:13,888 When she hears this she will not be able 1309 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:16,724 to resist showing up and this time 1310 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,434 we will be ready. 1311 01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,769 - Oh, so we don't really have to 1312 01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,063 bring anything recyclable to get in. 1313 01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:25,232 - Oh yes you do! 1314 01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:30,154 I want everything to be as realistic as possible, 1315 01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:33,991 particularly the part about the drawing of the money. 1316 01:06:35,075 --> 01:06:36,952 - Just how realistic do you intend to be, Sir? 1317 01:06:37,286 --> 01:06:38,446 - Well I've got a great idea. 1318 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:39,662 What we're gonna is 1319 01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:41,040 I'm gonna cash all the checks 1320 01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:42,666 of everybody on the force 1321 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,085 and I'm gonna use that money as bait! 1322 01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:48,255 As soon as Malathion sees that money 1323 01:06:48,589 --> 01:06:50,174 why she's just got to go for it! 1324 01:06:50,508 --> 01:06:52,468 - What about your paycheck, Sir? 1325 01:06:53,719 --> 01:06:56,388 - Nah, your paychecks will be plenty. 1326 01:06:56,722 --> 01:06:57,973 - Our paychecks? 1327 01:06:58,307 --> 01:06:59,975 And what if she gets away with them? 1328 01:07:00,309 --> 01:07:01,685 - Well it'll give you a greater 1329 01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:03,521 incentive to catch her, won't it? 1330 01:07:03,854 --> 01:07:05,731 (laughs) 1331 01:07:06,065 --> 01:07:07,316 Come on, Ms. Devonshire, 1332 01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:09,151 there's work to be done. 1333 01:07:10,110 --> 01:07:12,988 (celebratory music) 1334 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:31,149 - This is the most disgusting 1335 01:07:31,173 --> 01:07:32,413 group of people I've ever seen. 1336 01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:34,051 - Ms. Devonshire, be nice. 1337 01:07:34,385 --> 01:07:35,594 These are our guests. 1338 01:07:35,928 --> 01:07:38,138 Let's just hope they don't take anything. 1339 01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:40,181 - Welcome! 1340 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,644 - We don't burn our bras anymore. 1341 01:07:43,978 --> 01:07:45,187 We make them into quilts. 1342 01:07:48,899 --> 01:07:50,901 - Very commendable. 1343 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:52,235 - Phew! 1344 01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:54,822 - Our beamer's the red one. 1345 01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,155 Make sure you have 1346 01:07:56,448 --> 01:07:57,728 our smog device checked, alright? 1347 01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:02,037 - What, of course. 1348 01:08:02,371 --> 01:08:04,331 Now that's what I call recyclable waste. 1349 01:08:07,376 --> 01:08:08,520 - I cleaned up the parking lot 1350 01:08:08,544 --> 01:08:10,212 as I collected these cans. 1351 01:08:10,546 --> 01:08:12,423 - Oh, very good! 1352 01:08:18,679 --> 01:08:20,180 - Every little bit helps. 1353 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,019 - I'm afraid that you've missed the whole point, dear. 1354 01:08:29,023 --> 01:08:30,023 - What did I do? 1355 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:30,733 - Honestly Holly, 1356 01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:31,734 I can't believe you'd wear 1357 01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:33,347 a fur coat to an event like this. 1358 01:08:33,527 --> 01:08:35,167 - Yeah, well I just wanted to look my best 1359 01:08:35,404 --> 01:08:37,114 which is more than I can say for you. 1360 01:08:37,448 --> 01:08:39,208 - I was cleaning up trash in the parking lot. 1361 01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,160 - Well I suppose someone has to do it. 1362 01:08:43,537 --> 01:08:45,205 - Hey look, free food! 1363 01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:50,919 - Of course we only eat vegetarian. 1364 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:58,010 - MMMM, this is delicious. 1365 01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:00,095 What is it? 1366 01:09:00,429 --> 01:09:02,097 - Pig's feet. 1367 01:09:02,431 --> 01:09:04,516 (coughing) 1368 01:09:07,603 --> 01:09:08,603 - What? 1369 01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:12,232 Ah ah ah ah, girls, girls, don't touch that food, 1370 01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:13,566 that's for the guests! 1371 01:09:14,777 --> 01:09:17,696 - Now here, here's for your cover. 1372 01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:20,282 Put those on and I'll explain 1373 01:09:20,616 --> 01:09:22,326 your position after you've changed. 1374 01:09:25,412 --> 01:09:29,124 - You know, I feel some really bad karma. 1375 01:09:32,044 --> 01:09:33,671 - Excuse me, Officer. 1376 01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:35,005 - Yes, Ma'am? 1377 01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:36,739 - I wonder if you could help me out. 1378 01:09:37,007 --> 01:09:38,217 I seem to be having trouble 1379 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:41,095 distinguishing between aluminum cans and tin cans. 1380 01:09:41,428 --> 01:09:43,472 Could you come out to my car and help me? 1381 01:09:43,806 --> 01:09:45,057 - Certainly, Miss. 1382 01:09:45,391 --> 01:09:46,058 - Thank you! 1383 01:09:46,392 --> 01:09:47,059 - Hey! 1384 01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:48,393 (thunk) 1385 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,000 - Hurry up, we haven't got much time! 1386 01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:58,112 - Oh Ms. Devonshire, 1387 01:09:58,445 --> 01:09:59,071 someone threw up on that 1388 01:09:59,405 --> 01:10:00,565 refreshment table over there. 1389 01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:02,116 Get that cleaned up, will you? 1390 01:10:02,449 --> 01:10:03,492 Here, use that. 1391 01:10:03,826 --> 01:10:04,826 Thank you. 1392 01:10:06,161 --> 01:10:07,161 Come on! 1393 01:10:10,082 --> 01:10:11,291 - Excellent cause. 1394 01:10:17,423 --> 01:10:19,842 - Oh, now look at that! 1395 01:10:20,175 --> 01:10:23,220 Someone stiffed us with a tin can! 1396 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,184 - What do you think the Commissioner 1397 01:10:29,518 --> 01:10:31,770 had in mind when he picked out these outfits? 1398 01:10:32,104 --> 01:10:33,480 - I don't know. 1399 01:10:33,814 --> 01:10:36,024 These outfits are fully recyclable. 1400 01:10:36,358 --> 01:10:36,942 Maybe we're supposed to be 1401 01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:38,436 the opening act for the show! 1402 01:10:39,445 --> 01:10:40,696 - That makes sense! 1403 01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:42,072 We're dressed in theme. 1404 01:10:43,741 --> 01:10:44,741 - Come on, let's go! 1405 01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:47,202 (upbeat music) 1406 01:10:50,372 --> 01:10:53,000 (crowd murmuring) 1407 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:57,463 (record scratching) 1408 01:10:57,796 --> 01:11:00,132 (party music) 1409 01:11:03,552 --> 01:11:04,136 - Pony! 1410 01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:06,680 (upbeat music) 1411 01:11:17,775 --> 01:11:18,817 (record scratching) 1412 01:11:19,151 --> 01:11:19,735 - Watusi! 1413 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:22,279 (upbeat music) 1414 01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:51,391 - Yeah, it's better than Woodstock. 1415 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:53,101 (upbeat music) 1416 01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:54,435 - Do the swim! 1417 01:12:13,664 --> 01:12:14,664 - Stop that! 1418 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:32,307 Okay, settle down everyone, settle down now. 1419 01:12:32,641 --> 01:12:34,393 - What in the H-E-double hockey sticks 1420 01:12:34,726 --> 01:12:35,745 do you two think you're doing? 1421 01:12:35,769 --> 01:12:36,955 This is supposed to be a family event! 1422 01:12:36,979 --> 01:12:38,355 - But I thought you wanted us 1423 01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:39,729 to entertain the audience! 1424 01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:40,975 - Why would you think I would 1425 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,277 want you to do a thing like that? 1426 01:12:43,610 --> 01:12:44,736 What I want you to do 1427 01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:46,405 is get inside these two bins 1428 01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:48,115 of recyclable waste! 1429 01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:50,367 These outfits are gonna conceal you. 1430 01:12:50,701 --> 01:12:51,701 - What? 1431 01:12:51,869 --> 01:12:54,204 I'm not getting inside of a trash can. 1432 01:12:54,538 --> 01:12:56,331 - Look look look, see, that's the money 1433 01:12:56,665 --> 01:12:58,208 that we're using as bait, right? 1434 01:12:58,542 --> 01:13:00,502 Now this is as close as I can get you to the money 1435 01:13:00,669 --> 01:13:01,753 and still keep you hidden. 1436 01:13:02,087 --> 01:13:03,171 Now we want to get the 1437 01:13:03,505 --> 01:13:05,424 jump on Malathion, don't we? 1438 01:13:05,757 --> 01:13:06,757 Come on. 1439 01:13:09,344 --> 01:13:10,344 - Alright. 1440 01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:20,230 - Good work, good work. 1441 01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:22,024 - This is the most disgusting thing 1442 01:13:22,357 --> 01:13:23,734 I've ever done on duty. 1443 01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:27,686 - Of course, you won't want to 1444 01:13:27,905 --> 01:13:29,156 forget your guns either. 1445 01:13:29,489 --> 01:13:30,699 Here you go. 1446 01:13:31,033 --> 01:13:31,491 - [Girls] Ow! 1447 01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:32,868 - Sorry. 1448 01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:34,201 I can still see you. 1449 01:13:36,997 --> 01:13:38,749 Here we go, how's that. 1450 01:13:41,376 --> 01:13:42,416 There, oh this is perfect! 1451 01:13:42,628 --> 01:13:45,464 Now don't move and don't say a word. 1452 01:13:46,506 --> 01:13:48,967 - [Candy] Oh no, I think I have an itch. 1453 01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:53,513 - Fine, that's better. 1454 01:13:53,847 --> 01:13:55,057 Now the right. 1455 01:13:55,390 --> 01:13:57,434 Phew, ready Sir? 1456 01:13:57,768 --> 01:13:58,768 - All set. 1457 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:05,275 - Welcome to our little Earth Day celebration. 1458 01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,903 Now is everybody having fun? 1459 01:14:09,655 --> 01:14:11,615 (booing) 1460 01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:18,705 Hey, oh, now we don't want to get ugly here. 1461 01:14:19,581 --> 01:14:21,541 (ominous music) 1462 01:14:22,793 --> 01:14:24,878 I'm Ms. Devonshire, 1463 01:14:25,212 --> 01:14:27,381 your hostess for this afternoon. 1464 01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:29,508 Let's get down to business. 1465 01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:36,348 Do you recycle? 1466 01:14:36,682 --> 01:14:37,682 - [Crowd] Yeah! 1467 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,142 Yes, yeah! 1468 01:14:41,687 --> 01:14:43,855 - Do you care about the deterioration 1469 01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:46,066 of the Ozone layer? 1470 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:47,400 - [Crowd] Yes! 1471 01:14:53,699 --> 01:14:56,034 - Do you care about the quality 1472 01:14:56,368 --> 01:14:57,953 of the air that you breathe? 1473 01:14:58,286 --> 01:14:59,371 - [Crowd] Yeah! 1474 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,001 (coughing) 1475 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:05,334 - Yes! 1476 01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:08,672 - Do you care about the water that you drink? 1477 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,008 - [Crowd] Yeah! 1478 01:15:13,635 --> 01:15:14,635 Yes! 1479 01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:18,390 Yeah! 1480 01:15:18,724 --> 01:15:20,804 - Do you care to tell us what is going on back there? 1481 01:15:23,562 --> 01:15:25,564 (hushing) 1482 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:26,940 - Ms. Devonshire, 1483 01:15:27,274 --> 01:15:30,193 this woman over here is smoking cigarettes, 1484 01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:32,362 she's using hairspray, 1485 01:15:32,696 --> 01:15:34,865 and she's drinking out of a Styrofoam cup! 1486 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:36,950 (gasps) 1487 01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:39,703 - Young woman! 1488 01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:42,330 What do you have to say for yourself? 1489 01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:46,501 (dramatic music) 1490 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:52,549 (laughing) 1491 01:15:52,883 --> 01:15:53,883 - Holy moley! 1492 01:15:57,721 --> 01:15:58,721 - Malathion! 1493 01:16:01,183 --> 01:16:03,602 - Officer, arrest that woman! 1494 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:05,896 - I don't think so. 1495 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,566 I don't work for you guys. 1496 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:12,736 - He's just kidding, right? 1497 01:16:14,446 --> 01:16:15,489 - Alright! 1498 01:16:15,822 --> 01:16:17,532 Everybody hand over your valuables 1499 01:16:17,866 --> 01:16:19,026 and don't try anything funny. 1500 01:16:22,037 --> 01:16:23,371 You first, big mouth! 1501 01:16:25,749 --> 01:16:26,869 - I was gonna use that money 1502 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:29,252 to buy a low flow shower head! 1503 01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:30,586 - Shut up! 1504 01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:38,720 - Let's hustle, come on come on come on. 1505 01:16:56,738 --> 01:16:59,950 And I'm keeping my eye on you two! 1506 01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:03,328 - Alright everybody on the floor! 1507 01:17:03,662 --> 01:17:06,331 (gunshot blasting) 1508 01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:09,960 Like a job well done. 1509 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,462 (screaming) 1510 01:17:13,421 --> 01:17:15,090 - Run, everybody, run! 1511 01:17:16,091 --> 01:17:18,635 (panicked music) 1512 01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:25,308 - [Audience Member] This way! 1513 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,790 - That's our cue, right on schedule. 1514 01:17:49,124 --> 01:17:51,710 - Hey, would you look at that? 1515 01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:55,672 - Like taking candy from a baby! 1516 01:17:56,006 --> 01:17:57,006 (laughing) 1517 01:17:57,090 --> 01:17:58,550 - Look at these bins over here. 1518 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,636 - So, it's just plastic. 1519 01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:04,097 - Yeah, but feel how heavy they are. 1520 01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,016 At 45 cents a pound, 1521 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:07,767 there's a lot of money in here. 1522 01:18:08,894 --> 01:18:10,187 - You have a point. 1523 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:11,520 Help me with the money, 1524 01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:12,790 we'll come back for the rest later. 1525 01:18:12,814 --> 01:18:13,814 - Alright. - Okay. 1526 01:18:15,901 --> 01:18:17,152 - [Girls] Freeze! 1527 01:18:19,696 --> 01:18:22,324 (laughing) 1528 01:18:22,657 --> 01:18:24,159 - Alright, get away from there! 1529 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:26,494 - What are you gonna stop us with? 1530 01:18:26,828 --> 01:18:29,206 - Wait, I know my gun is in here somewhere. 1531 01:18:30,624 --> 01:18:31,875 - Get 'em! 1532 01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:34,377 (screaming) 1533 01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:37,881 (upbeat music) 1534 01:18:44,054 --> 01:18:45,722 - Get away from there! 1535 01:18:53,605 --> 01:18:55,690 - Where is my gun? 1536 01:18:56,024 --> 01:18:58,151 - Alright, so my bin's heavy, huh? 1537 01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:08,370 (upbeat music) 1538 01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:12,832 - Devonshire! 1539 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:15,126 Where are you, Devonshire? 1540 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,768 - Hold it right there! 1541 01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:35,647 - What are you supposed to be? 1542 01:19:35,981 --> 01:19:37,732 - I'm your exterminator. 1543 01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:40,694 - You've got to be kidding. 1544 01:19:43,405 --> 01:19:45,699 (screaming) 1545 01:19:48,868 --> 01:19:50,495 You're not kidding. 1546 01:19:51,788 --> 01:19:52,998 - Any last words? 1547 01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:59,254 - Dodd, run, take the money and split! 1548 01:20:10,974 --> 01:20:13,643 - Ms. Devonshire, very good! 1549 01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:15,020 - Thank you, Sir. 1550 01:20:16,313 --> 01:20:18,106 - Samantha, what are you doing here? 1551 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:19,816 - Sir, I need to speak to you. 1552 01:20:22,152 --> 01:20:24,029 Malathion offered me this bribery money. 1553 01:20:26,072 --> 01:20:27,699 I was very tempted to keep it, 1554 01:20:28,033 --> 01:20:29,909 but something inside me just wouldn't. 1555 01:20:34,122 --> 01:20:36,666 - Well you're very honest, Samantha. 1556 01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:39,502 - You're very stupid! 1557 01:20:39,836 --> 01:20:40,836 I would have kept it. 1558 01:20:41,796 --> 01:20:42,857 - Well I guess that's where 1559 01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:44,341 we're different, Melanie. 1560 01:20:44,674 --> 01:20:45,674 Here's a dime. 1561 01:20:46,968 --> 01:20:48,762 You're gonna need it where you're going. 1562 01:20:54,142 --> 01:20:55,852 - And look what we got! 1563 01:20:57,937 --> 01:21:02,942 - Well, very good, girls, very good! 1564 01:21:04,235 --> 01:21:05,820 Looks like we caught Malathion 1565 01:21:06,154 --> 01:21:07,354 and her whole gang, didn't we? 1566 01:21:07,655 --> 01:21:08,895 Well we've cleaned up the city. 1567 01:21:09,199 --> 01:21:11,326 Once again we'll have clean air to breathe 1568 01:21:11,659 --> 01:21:12,952 and clean water to drink 1569 01:21:13,286 --> 01:21:15,038 and a clean recycling center. 1570 01:21:15,372 --> 01:21:17,874 - Just can it already! 1571 01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:19,226 - Yeah, most importantly our 1572 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,835 paycheck money is safe and sound. 1573 01:21:26,758 --> 01:21:28,843 - Samantha, I didn't expect to see you here! 1574 01:21:30,136 --> 01:21:30,720 - She helped us capture 1575 01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:32,054 one of Malathion's gang. 1576 01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:34,557 - Good work, I always knew 1577 01:21:34,891 --> 01:21:36,643 you were on our side. 1578 01:21:36,976 --> 01:21:37,560 - Thanks, Candy. 1579 01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:39,094 At least somebody believed me. 1580 01:21:40,814 --> 01:21:44,359 - Samantha, perhaps I judged you wrongly, 1581 01:21:45,610 --> 01:21:47,070 but you know what? 1582 01:21:49,322 --> 01:21:52,033 I'm gonna give you another chance. 1583 01:21:52,367 --> 01:21:55,245 You've got two months left in your sentence, huh? 1584 01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:58,081 Well I want you to take those two months 1585 01:21:58,415 --> 01:22:00,291 and I want you to study as hard as you can 1586 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,877 and if you pass that entrance exam, 1587 01:22:03,211 --> 01:22:05,630 well then we'll put you back on the force, 1588 01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:07,084 now what do you say to that? 1589 01:22:07,382 --> 01:22:08,383 Vice trainee, hmm? 1590 01:22:11,136 --> 01:22:13,054 - Yes Sir, I'll do my best, Sir! 1591 01:22:13,388 --> 01:22:14,389 - You won't regret this. 1592 01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,225 - Congratulations. 1593 01:22:21,229 --> 01:22:25,275 - Now, get these losers out of here. 1594 01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:30,195 - Come on! 1595 01:22:30,405 --> 01:22:31,990 There's a suite at The Gray Bar Hotel 1596 01:22:32,323 --> 01:22:33,323 waiting for you. 1597 01:22:33,616 --> 01:22:34,677 - No, I think you should take 1598 01:22:34,701 --> 01:22:37,287 them to jail, Ms. Devonshire. 1599 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:38,620 - Yes, Sir. 1600 01:22:43,209 --> 01:22:45,086 - No cell could hold me! 1601 01:22:50,341 --> 01:22:52,427 No prison is large enough 1602 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,304 to keep me behind bars! 1603 01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:57,223 No force could... 1604 01:22:57,557 --> 01:22:59,267 - Hey, you may have already flushed 1605 01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:00,185 your life down the toilet, 1606 01:23:00,518 --> 01:23:02,979 but I am trying to study here! 1607 01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:07,775 So either you put a cork in it, 1608 01:23:08,109 --> 01:23:09,149 or I'm gonna shove my fist 1609 01:23:09,194 --> 01:23:10,194 so far down your throat 1610 01:23:10,445 --> 01:23:12,165 it'll never see daylight again, you got it?! 1611 01:23:12,197 --> 01:23:13,990 - Yes, ma'am, I'll be quiet. 1612 01:23:14,324 --> 01:23:15,324 - So shut up! 1613 01:23:20,121 --> 01:23:22,957 (ticking clock music) 1614 01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:56,156 - Well 1615 01:24:00,578 --> 01:24:03,248 congratulations, you made it, Officer! 1616 01:24:07,335 --> 01:24:09,003 - I did, I really did? 1617 01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:12,048 I can't believe it, I can't believe it! 1618 01:24:12,382 --> 01:24:13,758 I really did? 1619 01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:15,468 - I knew you could do it! 1620 01:24:15,802 --> 01:24:16,261 - Thanks. 1621 01:24:16,594 --> 01:24:17,594 I can't believe it. 1622 01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:18,805 - Yeah, me too. 1623 01:24:21,307 --> 01:24:24,519 - Commissioner, how about putting 1624 01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:27,438 me back on active duty now? 1625 01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:34,153 - Well I suppose so, Ms. Devonshire. 1626 01:24:34,487 --> 01:24:36,072 - At %5.00 an hour? 1627 01:24:36,406 --> 01:24:37,406 - What? 1628 01:24:37,448 --> 01:24:38,448 - It's not unreasonable. 1629 01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:42,954 - Ms. Devonshire, %5.00 an hour, I don't know. 1630 01:24:43,288 --> 01:24:45,999 - Alright, you can keep me at %4.60, 1631 01:24:46,332 --> 01:24:49,043 but you will never ever figure out 1632 01:24:49,377 --> 01:24:52,672 your filing system after what I have done to it, Sir. 1633 01:24:55,967 --> 01:24:59,429 - Oh, well I see your point, Ms. Devonshire. 1634 01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:03,516 Very well, %5.00 an hour. 1635 01:25:03,850 --> 01:25:05,018 - Thank you, Sir. 1636 01:25:05,351 --> 01:25:07,520 And remember, I'm worth it. 1637 01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:10,398 - How well I know, Ms. Devonshire. 1638 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,026 Tell me, what are you gonna do 1639 01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:13,818 with all that money now that 1640 01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:15,152 you got a raise, huh? 1641 01:25:15,403 --> 01:25:17,030 - Well I have one plan. 1642 01:25:19,198 --> 01:25:20,467 You don't happen to have the number 1643 01:25:20,491 --> 01:25:23,119 of a good tattoo remover? 1644 01:25:23,453 --> 01:25:25,705 (upbeat music) 104778

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